Lesbian Love kissing and Romance on Bed relax viral video — Transcript

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1. 0:00You guys are lucky today, I'm a guest
2. 0:01on the TikTok, guys.
3. 0:03>> Little daily actions that show I love
4. 0:06you.
5. 0:08>> Go ahead. She needs to prove her love
6. 0:10too, you know.
7. 0:11>> But what?
8. 0:14>> Because for me, my love language isn't
9. 0:16physical touch, it's deeper.
10. 0:20>> Like, for example, last night, I got up
11. 0:21in the middle of the night to check
12. 0:22that the cat was okay because baby was
13. 0:24scared. That is so cute. No, but it's
14. 0:28true, you see, it's stuff like that.
15. 0:30>> I get scared for stuff like that. Also,
16. 0:34for example, I never put spices in
17. 0:36dishes because baby doesn't like eating
18. 0:37spicy.
19. 0:38>> But you do use spices, you just don't
20. 0:39use your Sriracha.
21. 0:41>> Yes, but I don't add chili either. I
22. 0:43don't put things
23. 0:43>> But you don't have chili? Like that,
24. 0:45there's chili at home. She has the No,
25. 0:46but that's great, for sure.
26. 0:48>> You see, guacamole and everything, I
27. 0:50don't put strong spices and all so that
28. 0:51>> But what strong spices at home? It's
29. 0:53true that there are strong spices at
30. 0:54your mom's. It makes me sick. Look, she
31. 0:57was always putting spicy things in it.
32. 0:59>> But you don't know how I
33. 1:00>> The only spice she has is Sriracha,
34. 1:02that's all.
35. 1:03>> For example, uh, when you fall asleep
36. 1:04in my arms, I stay for hours and hours
37. 1:06without being able to move. I get
38. 1:08paralyzed, but I don't move.
39. 1:11>> But that's the bare minimum. It's the
40. 1:12same for me, you know.
41. 1:13>> That happens more rarely than in
42. 1:15>> Oh no, when I can tell you why my right
43. 1:16shoulder is smoking like that. OK.
44. 1:21Moderately valid because that's the
45. 1:22minimum. Next, you are so written. Next
46. 1:26, it's already been 3 years that we've
47. 1:28been together.
48. 1:29>> My name in her contacts isn't cute at
49. 1:31all.
50. 1:32>> But it never changed. It's so cute.
51. 1:33>> It never changed but it's not cute at
52. 1:35all. It's a shrimp. A shrimp emoji.
53. 1:37>> Why? Firstly because she won't claim me
54. 1:40.
55. 1:42>> But this chick is weird, man.
56. 1:44>> Back then it's because we were talking
57. 1:45in secret, baby, you have to say it.
58. 1:46>> Yes, that's true. But you had put me as
59. 1:48little cat. There you go.
60. 1:49>> It's still little cat, by the way. It's
61. 1:51still a little cat. It's a cat. A
62. 1:52little
63. 1:52>> cat. That's the nickname, it's a shrimp
64. 1:54. Why? Because her Antillean friend who
65. 1:56played on the team called me Grib.
66. 1:59>> Gribiche. Kribiche.
67. 2:03>> Kribiche. She loves acting like she's
68. 2:05one of them.
69. 2:06>> It's true. I think deep down, I would
70. 2:08have loved to be Antillean because I've
71. 2:10always been friends with Antilleans.
72. 2:11>> Yeah, that's true.
73. 2:12>> I love them. So, her friend Antiaise
74. 2:15used to call me "Cribich". And why?
75. 2:19Because she thought I was skinny. She
76. 2:22didn't think I had any junk in the
77. 2:23trunk, you know? I have to say, back
78. 2:26then it's true that I was...
79. 2:28>> Yeah, it was really...but still, for
80. 2:30her to call me "Cribich" and use it as
81. 2:32my contact name, and for it to still be
82. 2:35that way today.
83. 2:36>> But I still call you "shrimp," huh. I
84. 2:38love it so much. You're my little
85. 2:39shrimp. I love shrimp so much. H
86. 2:43>> We're going to do part 2 of the quiz
87. 2:44and this time, I'm the one asking the
88. 2:46questions. The city where I went to
89. 2:47middle school. Sar...Ah, middle school,
90. 2:53middle school, middle school. Please,
91. 2:55Sar, is that your first school?
92. 2:57>> Yeah.
93. 2:57>> I was right. Croll
94. 2:59>> coll
95. 3:02>> I knew you were going to say
96. 3:03Crollonciation. Bonus point.
97. 3:06>> Bonus point.
98. 3:07>> My first basketball number. There you
99. 3:13go.
100. 3:14>> 5. 8.
101. 3:17>> No.
102. 3:17>> It's the same as yours.
103. 3:19>> I even hesitated to say nine, I was
104. 3:20like, "whoa."
105. 3:22>> She wasn't a fan either of...it's a sea
106. 3:24that...by heart, I don't know.
107. 3:26>> The two instruments I played.
108. 3:31>> Uh, drums and guitar.
109. 3:34>> Guitar, what kind?
110. 3:35>> Electric. See, you should've said that
111. 3:37from the start.
112. 3:38>> But baby...
113. 3:39>> No, she's really annoyed because,
114. 3:41actually, I...
115. 3:42>> know her better than she knows me.
116. 3:44You're going to say I'm getting them
117. 3:45all right.
118. 3:46>> The name of the first cat I ever had.
119. 3:50>> Tigro? Just kidding, Felix.
120. 3:53>> Damn it, no.
121. 3:55>> Maxou.
122. 3:56>> Yeah.
123. 3:57>> Yes, I know, I know, I know, I was
124. 3:58doing it on purpose, you saw that,
125. 3:59right?
126. 3:59>> Yes, of course.
127. 4:00>> The time I was born?
128. 4:02>> No, you're exaggerating, in the evening
129. 4:04?
130. 4:04>> What time? What day was it? The
131. 4:06question you asked me, what day was it?
132. 4:08>> Tuesday.
133. 4:09>> No.
134. 4:10>> Wednesday.
135. 4:11>> I don't know either.
136. 4:12>> You don't know what day you were born?
137. 4:13That's exactly what annoys me, because
138. 4:14you never told me. Look.