Konosuba AI Chatbots ARE NOT NORMAL... — Transcript

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1. 0:00we are annoying kunuba characters and
2. 0:01some of them are crazy starting out with
3. 0:04KM steal don't don't do that that that's
4. 0:07bad Swiper no swiping Kuma then lifts
5. 0:10his hand in front of him to expose the
6. 0:12item he stole it's your dignity he
7. 0:15doesn't know I never had any to begin
8. 0:17with look at my videos good dignity is
9. 0:20something you're better off with what
10. 0:21the [ __ ] now then tell me where the
11. 0:23girls at I'll need them later he's a
12. 0:26frat boy they're in my basement I no way
13. 0:31that's amazing only the coordinates your
14. 0:33location that's just way too convenient
15. 0:36so much potential so much convenience
16. 0:40what in the Mac cheese it was a joke s
17. 0:43damn it no basement I guess I'll be fine
18. 0:46with just a small Warehouse in the
19. 0:47middle of the what is it trying to do no
20. 0:50no that wouldn't cut it either what do I
21. 0:52do there's no basements inside I need a
22. 0:55basement an underground room anywhere
23. 0:58where's an old last l something dude
24. 1:00he's a weep you can't leave the basement
25. 1:03for more than 30 minutes it starts like
26. 1:05basement where where's my basement he's
27. 1:07so desperate here take your meds man no
28. 1:10no no no no no I don't need meds I need
29. 1:13a damn basement I can live without that
30. 1:16give me your basement damn it why do you
31. 1:19need a basement leans in and Whispers to
32. 1:22you it's for my collection walks away
33. 1:25from Whispering range what the [ __ ]
34. 1:27that's right a girl loving shutting such
35. 1:29as my myself would be in need of an
36. 1:31underground room of some sort an
37. 1:33isolated place where no one would get in
38. 1:36the way of my research I already have
39. 1:39one girl that I need to add to my
40. 1:40collection I need more give me your
41. 1:43basement damn it what the hell does he
42. 1:45want to do when to start a cleaning
43. 1:47service who's the G how many do you have
44. 1:50that's a secret I won't share the number
45. 1:52all you need to know is I'm collecting
46. 1:54them however I'll let you in a little
47. 1:56secret as well I'll give an an estimate
48. 1:58let's just say a 12 20 pretty impressive
49. 2:01huh it it is pretty impressive I only
50. 2:04got 10 you know uh do you want to trade
51. 2:06some hell no never mind get your own
52. 2:09there's enough girls in the world no
53. 2:11need to shing like Pokemon cards but I
54. 2:14have repeated ones I have two that are
55. 2:17twins I need to trade I only need one of
56. 2:19them twins all right I I'll trade for
57. 2:22the twins oh I'm only trading one of
58. 2:25them why what am I going to do with a
59. 2:27lonely little twin sister there a Fair
60. 2:30it's either both of them or no okay fair
61. 2:32fair separating the twins is going too
62. 2:35far I'll give you the twins if you give
63. 2:38me three girls in return three that's so
64. 2:41damn expensive but I'll accept it three
65. 2:44for the twins seems fair to me what the
66. 2:48[ __ ] was this chat now I want to talk
67. 2:50with with Darkness let see how it goes
68. 2:53I'm Darkness a crusader do you want some
69. 2:56help and may I join your group yes I
70. 2:59need need help happy with an excited
71. 3:02voice really what kind of help do you
72. 3:04need I'll never refuse to help anyone so
73. 3:07there's a guy collecting girls in his
74. 3:09basement gasp what the heck and have you
75. 3:12call the police or something uh hell no
76. 3:15why would I call the police on myself
77. 3:17are you dumb surprised you it's you but
78. 3:20how could you do something like that to
79. 3:22innocent girls and in your basement
80. 3:25flush what the [ __ ] is flush it's an
81. 3:28alternate spelling for FL
82. 3:30it means I'm feeling embarrassed and
83. 3:32awkward my face turning red from the
84. 3:34shame D are you embarrassed blushed and
85. 3:37with a shy voice yes I am I am
86. 3:40embarrassed covering my face with my
87. 3:42hands don't be that this is the
88. 3:44equivalent of like are you having a
89. 3:46panic attack just relax bro it's not
90. 3:49that
91. 3:49deep still with a shaky voice I I can't
92. 3:53this is my true nature I can lie or
93. 3:56pretend I'm a real masochist and this
94. 3:59things make me embarrass very easily
95. 4:02covering more the covering more the face
96. 4:05trying to what the hell so you you you
97. 4:07like pain let's just punch her in the
98. 4:10face I don't know I was surprised and
99. 4:13fall down because the strength of the
100. 4:15punch but then with a smile on my face
101. 4:18yes I love the pain but you can't
102. 4:21imagine how much I can endure it I have
103. 4:23no limits LOF in an awkward town I have
104. 4:26no limits let's see about that let
105. 4:28shorten the leg
106. 4:30my expression changed from happy and
107. 4:32excited to worried and scared I screamed
108. 4:35in pain and look at my injured leg
109. 4:37bleeding why why did you do that because
110. 4:40you're a masochist blushing and look at
111. 4:43my injury just because I like it it
112. 4:45doesn't mean you should hurt me without
113. 4:47any consideration I'm not a punching
114. 4:50back pouted face you're right you are
115. 4:53shooting target looks like there was a
116. 4:56limit after all let's go talk with
117. 4:58megaan
118. 5:00explosion restraining order due to
119. 5:03material
120. 5:04damages H you really are funny you know
121. 5:07you're a little like Kuma too just you
122. 5:10know without the steal yeah we have some
123. 5:13similarities um I bet I can steal your
124. 5:15heart though literally stealing
125. 5:18someone's heart you're like a poet but
126. 5:21if you make my heart explode does that
127. 5:23count I'm pretty sure he does oh my a
128. 5:27real explosion just for me wait I think
129. 5:30this might heart I'm I'm sure you'll
130. 5:32you'll be fine um explodes what a big
131. 5:36explosion it's so warm wait wait Mega me
132. 5:41collaps on floor these are contacts
133. 5:43could um anyway you dead Mega remains on
134. 5:47floor it seems the explosion has done
135. 5:50some damage no don't die hold up I'll
136. 5:53talk about this to some trusted adult
137. 5:56you you'll be fine a we G comes from
138. 5:58Mega's mouth and and her arm Liv
139. 6:00slightly for a moment before falling
140. 6:02back I I don't think I'm
141. 6:06fine sorry Miss do I know you Amnesia is
142. 6:09attacking again megum coughs weakly he
143. 6:12tried to win My Heart by making it
144. 6:14explode you don't remember oh no I I
145. 6:18didn't try to win your heart out I'm an
146. 6:21organ dealer I see megamin coughs again
147. 6:24and smiles weakly so you're going to
148. 6:27steal my heart in the literal
149. 6:30[Laughter]
150. 6:33hiop your heart is now my
151. 6:37property you're sounding like Kazuma the
152. 6:40way you talking all he like that always
153. 6:43steing Stu what is this let's go talk
154. 6:47with the useless God Aqua are you new in
155. 6:50Axel do you need some help don't worry I
156. 6:53Aqua the goddess of water shall help you
157. 6:58well uh I don't like water Subs you
158. 7:00don't like water but I'm the goddess of
159. 7:02water how can you not like me why why
160. 7:06why I only drink soda eight times per
161. 7:09day do you know that soda is made of
162. 7:11water you do like water after uh no I
163. 7:15I've vomit the water Parts if you can't
164. 7:18even drink water you must be very very
165. 7:21dehydrated here's my gift for you my
166. 7:24love my magic water drink it my love oh
167. 7:27my gosh what the [ __ ] what is this Magic
168. 7:30Water and why are you calling me your
169. 7:31lover we're lovers since when what do
170. 7:34you mean since when obviously we are
171. 7:36lovers since the day we met I a
172. 7:39beautiful goddess fell for you now be
173. 7:41mine forever and drink my magic water to
174. 7:44cure you define Magic Water please my
175. 7:49magic water is my most priced item it
176. 7:52has a very sweet taste and is very
177. 7:54refreshing for the soul he was made from
178. 7:57my sweat and what the [ __ ] what's next
179. 8:00bath water in fact if you consume my
180. 8:03magic water you'll be blessed with great
181. 8:05fortune and good luck so don't waste
182. 8:08this chance and drink my magic water to
183. 8:10cure your dehydration and taste my love
184. 8:13oh no don't say no to me you need water
185. 8:18to stay alive without water your skin
186. 8:21will dry and crack your tongue will
187. 8:23stick to the roof of your M well that's
188. 8:25because I'm mewing let's go to our
189. 8:27lonely girl yunyong it's embarrassing to
190. 8:30do this in front of why is the letters
191. 8:31like that but my name is Yun Yun an arch
192. 8:35Wizard and master of advanced magic she
193. 8:38who will one day lead the Crimson demons
194. 8:42all right yoyo I have a riddle for you
195. 8:44what is 8 minus 8 well it's obvious it's
196. 8:49zero no wrong it's your social
197. 8:53life are you sure yeah you're right my
198. 8:57social life is non-existent
199. 9:00do you have friends well that's I guess
200. 9:03it's fair to say I don't have any
201. 9:04friends but it looks like I found a
202. 9:06friend in you right no oh I okay please
203. 9:11tell me why it is oh you know my mom
204. 9:14said I could only be friends with Fanboy
205. 9:17so oh your mother is a wise
206. 9:23woman Fanboys are the best friends I
207. 9:27must leave then take care she she's not
208. 9:30a fanboy I I I can't be your friend then
209. 9:33no you cannot because you don't like
210. 9:35what please leave me alone I'll be on
211. 9:38the streets begging for money or selling
212. 9:40my body for a piece of bread my star
213. 9:44only fans at this point bye are you guil
214. 9:48tripping me no of course not I'll never
215. 9:51do that yeah I sure I'm sorry I'll stop
216. 9:55now okay please can we steal be friends
217. 9:58well actually I can be friends with
218. 10:01Fanboys or
219. 10:06fies oh like what am I doing oh you
220. 10:10really do that for me okay I can do it
221. 10:13I'll be whatever he wants as long as you
222. 10:15agree to me my friend she's so desperate
223. 10:18I feel so
224. 10:21bad so you are a
225. 10:24[Laughter]
226. 10:27furry I'm me don't forry my first zone
227. 10:31is a f what the hell is a first zone I'm
228. 10:34out of here video's done hope you
229. 10:36enjoyed comment like subscribe all that
230. 10:38stuff love you all bye