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  1. 0:00previously on Dance Mom's we are going
  2. 0:03to Ohio to her territory with the
  3. 0:06choreography that Paige has Kendall is
  4. 0:08going to be her go in there Step Up her
  5. 0:10choreography so she has a chance to beat
  6. 0:12Kendall Jill called me yesterday she
  7. 0:15said that she been driving so far here's
  8. 0:17my violin I'm so sad for dill and we
  9. 0:20came to what CH down how can I continue
  10. 0:24bringing her to you when you can't give
  11. 0:25her the time of day
  12. 0:31coming up on Dance Moms moms I'm putting
  13. 0:33Payton in the number and Leslie will be
  14. 0:35joining us hey ladies I'm back is she
  15. 0:39that dumb that she doesn't know there's
  16. 0:41a field trip and she's not going on it
  17. 0:43just remember this is the worst of it
  18. 0:44you are nothing but an intimidating
  19. 0:46[ __ ] go ahead and leave shoot save your
  20. 0:49tears for the pillow just
  21. 0:54stop get up get on the floor my world is
  22. 1:00my girls living on the Dance
  23. 1:04[Music]
  24. 1:07Floor come on girls let's go let's go
  25. 1:10let's go here comes Johnny app seat chop
  26. 1:13chop chop come on chop chop chop chop
  27. 1:15moms get in here I wouldn't say it was a
  28. 1:17brilliant weekend but I would say it was
  29. 1:19successful we set out to be Kathy the
  30. 1:22Wicked Witch of the West and that's what
  31. 1:24we did we beat our hands down in every
  32. 1:27single category you knocked the app
  33. 1:29apple tree
  34. 1:31down all in all we had a successful
  35. 1:34weekend in akan Ohio at nextstar
  36. 1:36and now I think I'll be in a good mood
  37. 1:39this week with that said I want to get
  38. 1:41through the pyramid quickly because we
  39. 1:43have tons of work to
  40. 1:45do on the bottom of the
  41. 1:48pyramid
  42. 1:50Paige you be Kendall I'm throwed with
  43. 1:54that you made the top 10 but you need to
  44. 1:56do the choreography you were taught you
  45. 1:58got that Kelly you don't change aby's
  46. 2:01choreography come on Paige did well with
  47. 2:04my choreography I don't think there's
  48. 2:06any way Paige would have won the crown
  49. 2:07with Abby's choreography moving
  50. 2:10on McKenzie you've greatly improved but
  51. 2:14if you're going to be in the dance and
  52. 2:15you're going to know the choreography
  53. 2:17you have to pull your weight
  54. 2:19understood next Brooke you are off
  55. 2:25probation I'm happy I'm off of probation
  56. 2:28because being on Abby bad side is not a
  57. 2:31good thing where are the
  58. 2:33stoppers I'll have them for the
  59. 2:36competition done go get
  60. 2:40paid you're you're finished neither of
  61. 2:42my kids are doing a group dance you're
  62. 2:43not doing a solo let's go Brook moving
  63. 2:47up the ladder Nia you have really
  64. 2:50matured less than 6 months ago you were
  65. 2:53sitting on your dad's lap in a dressing
  66. 2:55room balling your eyeballs out don't
  67. 2:57carry it into the dressing room you you
  68. 2:59go home you cry into your pillow you
  69. 3:02figure out what you did wrong and you
  70. 3:03don't make the same mistakes again I
  71. 3:05don't ever want to see that again that
  72. 3:08little kid is gone Nia's growing up
  73. 3:11she's maturing and I have I have always
  74. 3:15said that when it begins to click for
  75. 3:17Nia you better watch out moving on
  76. 3:20Maddie you had a big victory last week
  77. 3:23all you had to worry about was the group
  78. 3:25dance you were excellent you were right
  79. 3:27on time with the music and I'm proud of
  80. 3:29you for that
  81. 3:30and on top of the pyramid is my Angry
  82. 3:33Bird
  83. 3:35Chloe Chloe you won the costume award
  84. 3:38for the entire competition and you made
  85. 3:40the top 10
  86. 3:42[Music]
  87. 3:48congratulations I'm very proud of you I
  88. 3:50think you could have had a lot more
  89. 3:51confidence when you started to dance but
  90. 3:53when you finished you certainly made up
  91. 3:55for it moving
  92. 3:57on this week we will be attending
  93. 3:59Starbound Talent competition in Atlanta
  94. 4:04Georgia we're going to go to sunny skies
  95. 4:07and hot weather moms I might even sit on
  96. 4:10the Miranda and have a mint julip with
  97. 4:12you oh we
  98. 4:14lucky the last time we attended
  99. 4:16Starbound you lost by one tenth of a
  100. 4:19point to that Wicked Witch of the West
  101. 4:21and I have never lived it down until
  102. 4:23this weekend the behavior by Kathy was
  103. 4:26out of control we saw we came
  104. 4:31my entire reputation of is humiliated
  105. 4:35the whole competition was a fiasco
  106. 4:38that's not going to happen this time do
  107. 4:39you understand all the numbers that
  108. 4:42we're going to do are going to be off
  109. 4:45the
  110. 4:46charts all right Chloe you have a solo
  111. 4:50this week you will be doing a routine
  112. 4:52called trouble you need to learn to use
  113. 4:54the entire stage you need to jump higher
  114. 4:58than you've ever jumped I want to see
  115. 5:00you Larger than Life on stage I'm really
  116. 5:03excited that Miss ABI Gave Me a solo
  117. 5:05this week and I want to prove to miss
  118. 5:07ABI that I do have confidence Maddie
  119. 5:10you're back to work this week you have a
  120. 5:12solo in the competition it's in the
  121. 5:14lyrical category and it's entitled mom
  122. 5:18it'll never be the same now I also have
  123. 5:21a trio the trio is going to be Paige Nia
  124. 5:25and
  125. 5:26McKenzie trios are the hardest thing to
  126. 5:28choreograph so this is going to be a
  127. 5:30nightmare the trio is entitled nothing's
  128. 5:32going to stop us and I hope nothing does
  129. 5:34stop you let's move on to the group
  130. 5:36dance the group number en titled all
  131. 5:40kids go we're talking about our
  132. 5:42childhood going away we're talking about
  133. 5:46Brooke leaving the eighth grade and
  134. 5:48going to high school she's a teenager
  135. 5:50now everybody is in the group dance
  136. 5:52except
  137. 5:54McKenzie the nature of the dance is a
  138. 5:57little mature for you I'm really bumed
  139. 5:59that I'm not in the group dance this
  140. 6:01week because I like dancing with the big
  141. 6:02girls since I'm not using McKenzie I
  142. 6:05need to bring somebody in that looks
  143. 6:06like a teenager that the judges see
  144. 6:09instantly as older than the rest of you
  145. 6:12so moms look out I'm putting Payton in
  146. 6:15the number and Leslie will be joining
  147. 6:19us the moms and I don't like whenever
  148. 6:21Abby brings somebody new into the team I
  149. 6:24think our team works great the way it is
  150. 6:26I don't think that we need anybody else
  151. 6:28to come into our group have one more
  152. 6:30piece of news you're going to be
  153. 6:31auditioning for a TV show and that TV
  154. 6:34show is Drop Dead
  155. 6:39Diva this week I got a casting call from
  156. 6:43the casting agent at Drop Dead Diva they
  157. 6:45are looking for a little girl to play a
  158. 6:47dancer moms we're going to put them on
  159. 6:50camera and actually send the film to La
  160. 6:54I know they're calling other dance
  161. 6:56studios other dance companies but I want
  162. 6:58my girls to do their very best they
  163. 7:00better put their best foot forward
  164. 7:02ladies up spread apart let's warm
  165. 7:06up like the shoes are they new oh
  166. 7:09they're so old what is up with this TV
  167. 7:12thing it'll probably like one line you
  168. 7:15know I think it's a great opportunity
  169. 7:16for our girls I think that you know if
  170. 7:19if one of them gets the part and they
  171. 7:21actually are on a TV show I think that
  172. 7:23opens so many doors for them I would
  173. 7:26love to see our kids pull this off come
  174. 7:27on Payton we're ready to start she is
  175. 7:29not even part of our group because she
  176. 7:31will be the star of The Stance just like
  177. 7:33she was the star of the last stance
  178. 7:35Chloe's at the top of the pyramid this
  179. 7:36week why isn't she the feature dancer is
  180. 7:39this the first time that pton and Brooke
  181. 7:40are dancing together with this group I
  182. 7:42struggle with the idea that Payton gets
  183. 7:44to join that group on a temporary basis
  184. 7:47and every time she joins the group she
  185. 7:48becomes a feature dancer that's going to
  186. 7:50be an interesting Dynamic pyton you will
  187. 7:53be traveling to Atlanta Georgia with
  188. 7:56us are you ready for that absolutely can
  189. 7:59you keep your mother under
  190. 8:01control I'm expecting Leslie to come up
  191. 8:05here and be combative she scares me I'm
  192. 8:07sorry hey
  193. 8:09[Music]
  194. 8:10ladies I'm
  195. 8:14back I am so thrilled to see Leslie
  196. 8:17again because she's so cordial she
  197. 8:20doesn't scream at you and she really
  198. 8:22does keep her opinions to herself I'm so
  199. 8:24sick of chrisy sitting up here trying to
  200. 8:26belittle put my daughter down listen
  201. 8:28shut your face
  202. 8:32hi ladies hello you're awfully
  203. 8:35[Music]
  204. 8:36quiet girls we have 3 days till we are
  205. 8:41on a plane headed to Starbound the last
  206. 8:44time we attended Starbound we got 10th
  207. 8:47place and I was humiliated so this is my
  208. 8:50Redemption tour we're going back to wind
  209. 8:52big let's do it we are doing a piece
  210. 8:55called all kids
  211. 8:57go hit hit hit hit
  212. 9:03play it's very dark it's elegant classic
  213. 9:07beautiful everybody
  214. 9:10big there you go do you see that
  215. 9:13intricate way of moving do you see how
  216. 9:16captivating it is you have to be a
  217. 9:18special performer to get the audience to
  218. 9:21shut
  219. 9:22up she's so excited she really deserves
  220. 9:26this this is great for her Leslie will
  221. 9:28not shut up seriously just hearing her
  222. 9:30voice makes me want to poke my own eye
  223. 9:32out where's Mackenzie is she not in this
  224. 9:34Satan's replacing McKenzie this week
  225. 9:36Mackenzie is not mature enough to be in
  226. 9:38this well she shouldn't be replacing
  227. 9:39anybody she should be a permanent dancer
  228. 9:42who's doing solos this week Chloe and
  229. 9:44Maddie maybe she'll let pton do a solo
  230. 9:47if everyone else is doing a solo or a
  231. 9:49duet or a trio why not Leslie's been
  232. 9:52here for like a total of what 5 minutes
  233. 9:54and here she is not only thinking that
  234. 9:56pton can join the group dance but she's
  235. 9:57going to have a solo serious
  236. 9:59maybe she'll let her I I want her to ask
  237. 10:02I don't know where Leslie gets off
  238. 10:04thinking she can just Walt in here and
  239. 10:05say pton deserves a solo I can tell this
  240. 10:08is going to be a really long
  241. 10:18week hey moms dancers what do you guys
  242. 10:23think this room is totally dedicated
  243. 10:26just for you guys
  244. 10:30now I'm just filled with big news today
  245. 10:33everybody I don't think that we're going
  246. 10:35to be seeing Kendall anymore her mother
  247. 10:37made a great decision to decide to leave
  248. 10:41Jill has decided to leave Candy Apples
  249. 10:43Dance Center because I'm not giving
  250. 10:45Kendall enough time but if you can't
  251. 10:48give my student enough time how can I
  252. 10:52continue to keep bringing her to you she
  253. 10:54should have stuck around to see what we
  254. 10:56had to offer we don't have any
  255. 10:58competitions coming up right this very
  256. 11:00moment but I received a phone call from
  257. 11:02a casting agent who wants you girls to
  258. 11:05read for the show Drop Dead Diva doesn't
  259. 11:09that sound like
  260. 11:10[Music]
  261. 11:12fun I you not do it iuse me ladies
  262. 11:16you're all here to
  263. 11:17audition I'm going to take you in one at
  264. 11:20a time I want you to memorize those
  265. 11:22lines today we're going to record our
  266. 11:24auditions for Drop Dead Diva I'm really
  267. 11:26nervous about it because I know they're
  268. 11:28calling other dance studios in the area
  269. 11:31too hello hello how are you today how
  270. 11:35are you good I'm going to have you stand
  271. 11:36right here look at the camera I really
  272. 11:39hope I get this part cuz I think it
  273. 11:41would be fun to be on a TV show and see
  274. 11:42the set and everything hi my name is
  275. 11:45Taylor and I am auditioning for for yeah
  276. 11:48for what yeah for you tell me for what
  277. 11:52now take it from the top stop I I'm
  278. 11:57done oh
  279. 12:01hello sorry well okay take two it's all
  280. 12:04right no it's not I it was too hard I
  281. 12:09really hope I get the part on Drop Dead
  282. 12:11Diva because it's just like winning the
  283. 12:13lottery and I think that's really
  284. 12:16cool
  285. 12:18choreography choreography you can see it
  286. 12:21use another dancer I'm done use another
  287. 12:24dancer I'm
  288. 12:26done where should I go go out
  289. 12:30okay very nice audition thank you you
  290. 12:32can go I think that my girls did an
  291. 12:34outstanding job today I think that one
  292. 12:36of my girls is going to get it maybe
  293. 12:38Paige maybe Maddie but that's not up to
  294. 12:41me now is it it's up to the casting
  295. 12:45director happy birthday cheers to the
  296. 12:47circle of impenetrable [ __ ] today I'm
  297. 12:49going to lunch with all the other moms
  298. 12:51and we're going to discuss my birthday
  299. 12:53party I certainly don't want to have a
  300. 12:54boring party so we got to like do all of
  301. 12:57our plans I think we should have like a
  302. 12:59signature drink at our party I have a
  303. 13:02signature drink
  304. 13:05mommy I'm kissing you why would you
  305. 13:08invite Leslie to your
  306. 13:10party what why having on Thursday and
  307. 13:14then like Friday I School away and be
  308. 13:15like at the party I'm inviting Leslie to
  309. 13:17my party because you know we didn't
  310. 13:20invite her to lunch so I feel like even
  311. 13:22though the other moms don't like her I
  312. 13:24feel like I have to invite her I think
  313. 13:25Leslie is the ultimate stage mother oh
  314. 13:29is I I think she's way more Cutthroat
  315. 13:30than Jill was she will she will knock
  316. 13:32you down and steal your teeth if it
  317. 13:34means that her kid will get a part over
  318. 13:36yours Abby and Leslie are very similar
  319. 13:38creatures they want to be dominant they
  320. 13:40want to be the boss they want to be in
  321. 13:42control and they want to tell you
  322. 13:43exactly what you need to think I
  323. 13:45actually have I have some news Chloe is
  324. 13:48going to miss rehearsal tonight and I
  325. 13:50have not told Abby because I sent her
  326. 13:53away on her school field trip that's
  327. 13:56overnight last week I let Chloe go to
  328. 13:58the movies I think me telling Abby that
  329. 14:00Chloe's not going to be rehearsal
  330. 14:01tonight is going to go down like the
  331. 14:05Titanic okay ladies we have lots to do
  332. 14:09we're ready to start rehearsal I walk
  333. 14:11into the den to gather the girls I look
  334. 14:13around and I figure chlo's just in the
  335. 14:15lady's room late last night I decided to
  336. 14:18let Chloe go on her school field trip
  337. 14:20she's not here this evening she'll be
  338. 14:22back tomorrow morning she made a
  339. 14:23commitment to this group you as a parent
  340. 14:25also made a commitment to this group
  341. 14:27yeah and I made a commitment to Chloe's
  342. 14:28education and this is a school field
  343. 14:30trip I'm living we've got a big weekend
  344. 14:32ahead of us and Chloe's not even at
  345. 14:34rehearsal did they not want to go to
  346. 14:35Starbound this weekend or do they just
  347. 14:38not want to win why didn't she tell me
  348. 14:40yesterday because she didn't know I
  349. 14:42think you're lying I think you knew she
  350. 14:44was going all the time and you want to
  351. 14:45make it seem like you made this last
  352. 14:47minute decision you're a sneak and a
  353. 14:48liar and you're raising your kid to be
  354. 14:50the same exact thing even though Chloe
  355. 14:52went on the school field trip it was
  356. 14:53really important that I be in attendance
  357. 14:55at rehearsals this evening because it's
  358. 14:57my job to protect my kid from from the
  359. 14:59evil dance teacher you should have told
  360. 15:01me ahead of time you're acting like a
  361. 15:03lunatic because school has taken
  362. 15:05priorities for once it's not school it's
  363. 15:07a field trip it's a camping trip go to
  364. 15:09freaking Girl Scouts and go camping is
  365. 15:12she that dumb that she doesn't know
  366. 15:13there's a field trip and she's not going
  367. 15:15on it I'm going to pretend you didn't
  368. 15:16call my daughter dumb Chloe is not
  369. 15:18present because she went away on a
  370. 15:20school trip I would love for Payton to
  371. 15:22do a solo why not they all say that they
  372. 15:24have solos and there's a trio and I just
  373. 15:26want can she do a solo this weekend
  374. 15:30sure Payton you're on like wow Leslie
  375. 15:33the body's not even cold and you're
  376. 15:34already swooping in girls remember we
  377. 15:37have 2
  378. 15:38days to clean the number perfect it and
  379. 15:42it's not even finished yet you know what
  380. 15:44I don't give a crap what Abby thinks
  381. 15:45because it's none of her concern don't
  382. 15:47you call somebody dumb and stupid
  383. 15:49because they want to expand their
  384. 15:50Horizon well I wasn't taking any
  385. 15:52anybody's spot I wanted Payton to be
  386. 15:54added on to the roster whether Chloe was
  387. 15:56doing a solo or not so is pton going to
  388. 15:59learn a new dance I don't understand why
  389. 16:03you are questioning what I don't have a
  390. 16:05question with it I'm just asking is she
  391. 16:07learning a new dance is it because can I
  392. 16:09not speak to you lesie nobody else is
  393. 16:11asking about pton solo what even if pton
  394. 16:13didn't get a solo this week Kelly would
  395. 16:15have found something else to yell about
  396. 16:17that's just what she
  397. 16:21does madd's solo
  398. 16:24is exquisite
  399. 16:27stay with
  400. 16:29I've been holding on to this music for a
  401. 16:31long time now because I wanted Maddie to
  402. 16:34be mature enough now choreography is
  403. 16:37fabulous but the story needs to be there
  404. 16:40I need you to convey that
  405. 16:43message that mom it's never going to be
  406. 16:47the same again all right out of all my
  407. 16:50numbers this week the trio has been the
  408. 16:52hardest to block I have three different
  409. 16:54ages I'm dealing with here the name of
  410. 16:56your routine is there's nothing going to
  411. 16:58stop us it's fast it's py say it nothing
  412. 17:03going to stop us they need energy and
  413. 17:07these three slugs don't have
  414. 17:13it you took all look at the room you
  415. 17:16took up right here you should land right
  416. 17:18here in the middle of that mirror yes
  417. 17:20not all the way over there behind Paige
  418. 17:22girls this is why you never get a good
  419. 17:25routine if you could pick it up and do
  420. 17:26it right the first time I could do it
  421. 17:30continue the girls individually can do
  422. 17:33every stunt pretty well put the three of
  423. 17:35them together not going so
  424. 17:42well she put pton in Chloe's spot Chloe
  425. 17:44has to be in the dance because no no
  426. 17:46Chloe's in the dance but she's no longer
  427. 17:48in her good
  428. 17:52spot I don't even Miss
  429. 17:56Chloe I'm really glad that I allowed
  430. 17:58Chloe to go on her field trip however I
  431. 18:01am a nervous wreck I would never really
  432. 18:03admit this to Abby but like Chloe not
  433. 18:06being here as much as I wanted her to go
  434. 18:08does stress me out a little bit I think
  435. 18:09she'll be fine but it's still stressful
  436. 18:11for me she does pick up very well very
  437. 18:14easy
  438. 18:19[Music]
  439. 18:23sometimes hi hello hello girls go ahead
  440. 18:27and get ready girls
  441. 18:29Abby I wanted to see if I could talk to
  442. 18:30you you keep bringing Payton into the
  443. 18:32group why does she get to come in and
  444. 18:34get a solo when Nia Paige Kenzie do this
  445. 18:38every weekend you know they want to do
  446. 18:41it or they wouldn't be here Payton wants
  447. 18:43to work she wants to be gone every
  448. 18:45weekend these kids could care less my
  449. 18:47daughter is here every single it's my
  450. 18:49dance company it's fine you'll lose more
  451. 18:51students I think we all know that Abby
  452. 18:53is going to continue to keep bringing
  453. 18:55Leslie and Payton into our group so I
  454. 18:57think we have come to the decision that
  455. 18:59if we want to get rid of them we need to
  456. 19:01do it
  457. 19:02[Music]
  458. 19:06ourselves we have one day to clean it
  459. 19:09perfect it time it so let's
  460. 19:12go finish that don't think about three
  461. 19:15think about
  462. 19:16four push that's bad back of the knee
  463. 19:20lock it I'm really happy Abby Gave Me a
  464. 19:23solo this week C eternally we only have
  465. 19:25a certain amount of time to learn it and
  466. 19:27I'm not used to it like these girls are
  467. 19:29what was the discussion you were having
  468. 19:31with our fearless leader I was just
  469. 19:33asking why pton was allowed to do a solo
  470. 19:36when three of our kids who are part of
  471. 19:37the group didn't get a solo if these
  472. 19:40people want to waste their time just
  473. 19:41worrying about what another mother's
  474. 19:43daughter is getting let them do it it's
  475. 19:46not for me I didn't think it was that
  476. 19:48much of a crime to ask Abby if my
  477. 19:50daughter can do a solo I really don't
  478. 19:52appreciate you coming into our group and
  479. 19:55changing our words and telling us how
  480. 19:58your daughter deserves to be in the
  481. 19:59group more than ours just like your
  482. 20:01daughter came into our green room and
  483. 20:02told her she was better than us I
  484. 20:04thought that I was better than most of
  485. 20:05the people for all you're better than
  486. 20:07most of the people in this
  487. 20:09[Music]
  488. 20:10group your daughter has a trio does
  489. 20:13anybody make you happy these women don't
  490. 20:15respect anything they're never happy
  491. 20:17they're they're they're not happy if
  492. 20:20somebody's not in the number they're not
  493. 20:22happy if somebody is in the number
  494. 20:24they're not happy if they're not getting
  495. 20:25a trio but when they get the trio
  496. 20:27they're not happy if somebody gets a
  497. 20:28solo while they get the trio it's
  498. 20:31[Music]
  499. 20:36ridiculous coming back to the studio
  500. 20:38after my camping trip I'm a little bit
  501. 20:40nervous to see Miss Abby and see what
  502. 20:42she has to say to
  503. 20:43me just remember this is the worst of it
  504. 20:45and wasn't it fun wasn't wasn't last
  505. 20:47night worth it with the campfire and the
  506. 20:50hiking yeah okay chlo's back from her
  507. 20:52school camping trip and she's really
  508. 20:54nervous to go talk to Abby she's afraid
  509. 20:56that Abby is going to cut her dance from
  510. 20:58the compe Ian I won't let her do
  511. 21:00anything Wicked to you just let it go in
  512. 21:02one ear and out the other well our
  513. 21:04little Forest stranger's back she missed
  514. 21:06rehearsal yesterday and I really should
  515. 21:08pull her solo she's on top of the
  516. 21:09pyramid this week so I want to see if
  517. 21:12Chloe can remember it the name of your
  518. 21:13routine is trouble and you're kind of in
  519. 21:15trouble today anything that has to do
  520. 21:17with school is fine but you just told me
  521. 21:19yourself today that some kids didn't go
  522. 21:22on the trip that it was optional I mean
  523. 21:24really I can't even believe she had the
  524. 21:25nerve to show up
  525. 21:31What's the title of this Dan trouble cuz
  526. 21:33you know Chloe and trouble are synonyms
  527. 21:37we should have done the standing back
  528. 21:38tuck on upside down her mother thinks
  529. 21:40she can I am really excited to do my
  530. 21:43solo this week I think Miss ab's putting
  531. 21:45a lot of pressure on me your teachers
  532. 21:47have you from 7:30 in the morning then I
  533. 21:50get you so don't sign up for anything
  534. 21:52else if it's at night you can't do it
  535. 21:54I'm impressed Chloe knew her solo and I
  536. 21:56think it's a winner I knew she could do
  537. 21:58it I knew she was going to know it
  538. 21:59you're finished thank
  539. 22:02[Music]
  540. 22:10you hello I got your two favorite things
  541. 22:15mineral water and
  542. 22:17abs you know this was my 41st birthday
  543. 22:20and all I wanted to do was have a good
  544. 22:22time that's called a [ __ ] Brew
  545. 22:23everybody has a nice little dainty
  546. 22:25Lolita glass and I have I got got
  547. 22:30jog we're having so much fun at Kelly's
  548. 22:32house right now you know we're just
  549. 22:33relaxing we're not
  550. 22:36bitching comes out it's just kind of a
  551. 22:39it's a nice
  552. 22:41evening maybe we'll get lucky and Leslie
  553. 22:43won't come I really don't have a problem
  554. 22:45with lesie oh my God yes you do you lie
  555. 22:48like a rug I just don't like how lesli
  556. 22:51comes in and like we have seniority here
  557. 22:54our girls work their butts off every
  558. 22:56week and Payton just walks in and gets
  559. 22:58to do a solo I don't think she earned it
  560. 23:01oh somebody's
  561. 23:02[Music]
  562. 23:03here how are
  563. 23:06you thought you gave up on us oh I did
  564. 23:08get lost whatever lesli don't SM what
  565. 23:13how many drinks have you had Leslie's
  566. 23:14been fighting with all the moms this
  567. 23:16week so when she came into my party I I
  568. 23:18wasn't really excited to see her are you
  569. 23:20going to bully us cuz I feel like every
  570. 23:23time we're up in the viewing room yeah
  571. 23:26every time we say something you're like
  572. 23:27jumping down just talk loud my voice
  573. 23:30gets loud it's not boiling it's how I
  574. 23:32talk I'm here to enjoy myself this week
  575. 23:35and for to watch the girls and enjoy
  576. 23:37them dance and
  577. 23:39everyone I'm felt like I've been dealing
  578. 23:42with it all week I really shut up quite
  579. 23:45a few times well because sometimes I
  580. 23:47just wish you would well I wish you
  581. 23:49would I I really wish you would well I
  582. 23:52take bullying very seriously and I do
  583. 23:54too and I'm not doing it so I'm just so
  584. 23:56sick of you guys accusing me of it I
  585. 23:58think what the issue is at times celese
  586. 24:00is that the tone of what you're saying
  587. 24:02it's very intense you're sitting here
  588. 24:04listening to this woman this drunk say
  589. 24:07what she's saying and you're sit call me
  590. 24:08a drunk
  591. 24:10again I guess I just got a little sick
  592. 24:12and tired of her constant telling us why
  593. 24:15she belongs why PT belongs why we need
  594. 24:17to accept her why we need to like
  595. 24:21her you know what I have a whole list of
  596. 24:23reasons why I don't and I need to let
  597. 24:25you know
  598. 24:29[Music]
  599. 24:30I can't tell you how many people have
  600. 24:32said that they have seen you a
  601. 24:33competition standing there with your
  602. 24:34beer bottle and your cigarette you are
  603. 24:36nothing but an intimidating [ __ ] I
  604. 24:39don't know if I was pissed that Leslie
  605. 24:40had been treating us crappy all week or
  606. 24:42that she was ruining the party all I
  607. 24:44know is I didn't want to see her face
  608. 24:46any longer
  609. 24:49shoot go
  610. 24:56away guess what you got
  611. 25:01it I think we're a really hard group to
  612. 25:03be accepted into because we've been
  613. 25:05together for so long and we have so much
  614. 25:07history oh don't don't
  615. 25:10cry oh don't but if you want to be
  616. 25:13accepted into the group stop telling us
  617. 25:16everything you hate about us and why our
  618. 25:18kids are rotten people and it was my
  619. 25:20party and I cried if I want
  620. 25:22to good night what a fabulous birthday
  621. 25:25that was you know what Leslie's a [ __ ]
  622. 25:34this is it
  623. 25:35girls best behavior do you understand
  624. 25:39McKenzie no tricks in the lobby we've
  625. 25:41arrived in Atlanta Georgia for the
  626. 25:43Starbound competition woohoo oh I could
  627. 25:47have worn Fancy Shoes Maddie has a new
  628. 25:49solo to do Chloe has a new solo to do
  629. 25:52it's going to be
  630. 25:55[Applause]
  631. 25:56exciting Chloe here is your
  632. 26:03costume my last Terra at Starbound was
  633. 26:07not so
  634. 26:09[Music]
  635. 26:12fabulous my entire reputation of this
  636. 26:15humiliated that's not going to happen
  637. 26:17again I want to win I want to win big so
  638. 26:20you're good yes I'm not nervous at all
  639. 26:24see maybe I should send Chloe to the
  640. 26:25woods every week she just said I'm not
  641. 26:27nervous at all
  642. 26:29usually she's like well you know what
  643. 26:31poor stranger come on get over here Yogi
  644. 26:33Bear there was a hundred things wrong
  645. 26:35with that well don't try to make her
  646. 26:36nervous you said you don't want her to
  647. 26:37be nervous no I don't want her to be
  648. 26:38nervous I want her to win Abby was
  649. 26:40blaming me for stressing Chloe out
  650. 26:41before she goes on stage but really if
  651. 26:43you look at things it's probably Abby
  652. 26:45that stresses Chloe out before she goes
  653. 26:46on stage because she's constantly
  654. 26:48barking things at her ready CL
  655. 26:51[Music]
  656. 26:54go christe and I are walking to our
  657. 26:56seats to go watch the girls perform
  658. 26:59and who is in the hallway but the wicked
  659. 27:02[ __ ] lesli what are you doing here did
  660. 27:04you really think I was going to allow
  661. 27:05you guys to intimidate me not to come I
  662. 27:07don't think we were trying to intimidate
  663. 27:08you like you attacked us all week okay
  664. 27:11listen we're here because when we start
  665. 27:13something we finish it I don't care what
  666. 27:15you think that is just I and T you know
  667. 27:17what Leslie you're not a member of the
  668. 27:20just like your daughter's here to dance
  669. 27:21Payton's here to dance because she's in
  670. 27:23the Green Room good for you Leslie go
  671. 27:25ahead go to The Green Room your witches
  672. 27:27well
  673. 27:28to No One careful someone doesn't drop a
  674. 27:31house on you I think it's pretty safe to
  675. 27:33say that considering that I had quite a
  676. 27:35blow up at Leslie the dressing room's
  677. 27:37not exactly going to be like full of
  678. 27:39worm and
  679. 27:40[Music]
  680. 27:44fuzzies even though I went on the
  681. 27:46camping trip I'm still confident that I
  682. 27:49had enough rehearsal time and that I'm
  683. 27:52confident in my performance
  684. 27:56[Applause]
  685. 28:07W
  686. 28:11feeling feeling
  687. 28:14High feeling all the things money just
  688. 28:19came
  689. 28:21by wake me up if it gets too much I I'm
  690. 28:28living on cloud night where everything
  691. 28:32is
  692. 28:33fine but I'm in
  693. 28:37trouble and I'm not
  694. 28:40sleeping my world is rning upside down
  695. 28:44with a company I'm keeping but I'm in
  696. 28:49trouble and I'm not
  697. 28:53sleeping my is it upside down upside
  698. 28:58[Music]
  699. 29:03I'm
  700. 29:06[Music]
  701. 29:10[Applause]
  702. 29:13[Music]
  703. 29:16keep Chloe was wonderful and that's
  704. 29:19because she's had years and years and
  705. 29:21years of
  706. 29:23training I went on stage this week with
  707. 29:26a new confidence and I killed it that's
  708. 29:28what I'm going to do every week judges
  709. 29:31next up number
  710. 29:342003 mom it'll never be the
  711. 29:47same
  712. 29:49stay with
  713. 29:52me don't be afraid to look me in the eye
  714. 29:58you side remember when you told me we'd
  715. 30:03be all
  716. 30:05right don't
  717. 30:08lie although I'm the one here who to
  718. 30:14blame for letting us
  719. 30:18go I want a part of you to stay it hurts
  720. 30:23too much I can't let go
  721. 30:31[Music]
  722. 30:34oh although I'm the one here who to
  723. 30:41[Music]
  724. 30:43[Applause]
  725. 30:47blame I felt very good about my solo
  726. 30:49when I walked off
  727. 30:51stage I'm shaking up and I thought Chloe
  728. 30:55also did great it just makes me so happy
  729. 30:58when I watch
  730. 30:59her there you are you didn't freak
  731. 31:02yourself out I'm so proud of you you
  732. 31:05should be proud of yourself get
  733. 31:07out M it was so emotional on stage it
  734. 31:10was
  735. 31:13wonderful good
  736. 31:16girl where's
  737. 31:18Chloe thank you beautiful Abby just
  738. 31:20hugged Chloe after dance you're going to
  739. 31:22Camp every week no you're never going to
  740. 31:24Camp again I don't know Christy had to
  741. 31:27keep stirring the the pot christe it's
  742. 31:29not about you you're not the dance
  743. 31:31teacher even though you think you are
  744. 31:34you're not Trio let's go out of all my
  745. 31:37numbers this week the trio has been the
  746. 31:39hardest to block I hope when those girls
  747. 31:41get out on stage they pull it together
  748. 31:43come on girls I'm really excited to do
  749. 31:46the trio but I'm very nervous about
  750. 31:50doing my front
  751. 31:53Arrow all right judges number 2001
  752. 31:57nothing's going to stop us
  753. 31:58[Applause]
  754. 32:06now their music starts I'm looking into
  755. 32:10the wings and I can't see McKenzie I'm
  756. 32:12let Mackenzie get out of the Wings out
  757. 32:16Step Up step
  758. 32:17back when you together you can make it
  759. 32:20to the
  760. 32:23top nothing's going to stop us
  761. 32:28it if we want it together you and me we
  762. 32:33got energy en
  763. 32:36energy it's friends
  764. 32:38forever you and me together we got
  765. 32:42energy energy ooh we got energy
  766. 32:47[Music]
  767. 32:52[Applause]
  768. 32:56energy they did not do a good job I
  769. 32:59would be surprised if the trio does
  770. 33:01anything at
  771. 33:03all I was worried because I think Abby's
  772. 33:05going to be really mad at
  773. 33:07me the whole dance for me was horrible
  774. 33:10you guys did great because I was looking
  775. 33:12at you guys the whole time she's going
  776. 33:14to be yelling at me the most we all miss
  777. 33:17something it's not just Jia well
  778. 33:18whenever we go in just don't say
  779. 33:20anything to Miss Abby don't say if we
  780. 33:21did good or bad I think feel was bad
  781. 33:23because I'm the littlest and I can't I
  782. 33:26messed up a lot of things we're going to
  783. 33:28get in
  784. 33:30trouble a
  785. 33:37lot hi
  786. 33:40girls
  787. 33:42hi all of us were really nervous after
  788. 33:45the tri cuz everybody knew that they did
  789. 33:48something wrong and all of us were
  790. 33:49nervous that Miss Abby was going to yell
  791. 33:51at
  792. 33:52us how about the trio it was a little
  793. 33:55disappointing I thought it started off a
  794. 33:57little McKenzie you have to learn to
  795. 33:59listen to the music the judges did not
  796. 34:01like that number well they didn't like
  797. 34:02that number they didn't like Nia falling
  798. 34:05on her button right in front of their
  799. 34:06face out stage did Abby forget so
  800. 34:08quickly that Maddie missed pretty much
  801. 34:11the same trick a few weeks ago and the
  802. 34:13reaction from Abby is totally different
  803. 34:16all right
  804. 34:17Payton I'm really nervous and I didn't
  805. 34:19feel like I had enough preparation going
  806. 34:21to soo this is a jazz 13 and 14
  807. 34:30[Music]
  808. 34:38those words you said have turned from
  809. 34:42black to great you're still
  810. 34:47here
  811. 34:49eternally I'm still see
  812. 34:54[Applause]
  813. 34:55[Music]
  814. 35:12I think Payton did well for her not
  815. 35:14being properly prepared and not having a
  816. 35:16lot of rehearsal
  817. 35:20timee how was pton she got no practice
  818. 35:22time so you know what Leslie I don't
  819. 35:24want to hear it you asked for the solo
  820. 35:26she didn't get any we threw it at her
  821. 35:27she didn't get any practice when you go
  822. 35:28to an audition do you get time to go
  823. 35:30practice on it no you learn it right
  824. 35:32there and you do it in front of the
  825. 35:33producers and the director all the MS
  826. 35:35need to zip it it's my way or the
  827. 35:38highway and that's the way it's going to
  828. 35:40be and if you don't like it Kelly
  829. 35:42remember when you came down to the desk
  830. 35:44and asked me about why is Payton here no
  831. 35:46I didn't ask why she's here I asked why
  832. 35:48she was doing a solo I think that the
  833. 35:49other girls in the group should have
  834. 35:51been offered a solo before pton was all
  835. 35:53I did was ask that's all we already know
  836. 35:55that they don't want us here so so if
  837. 35:58the group number doesn't do well I have
  838. 36:00to be honest I will feel guilty that
  839. 36:04they will blame it on Payton you want to
  840. 36:06know why the kids and us don't want
  841. 36:09Payton here because you bully them save
  842. 36:12your tears for the pillow don't talk to
  843. 36:14me like that I'm an adult right so you
  844. 36:16shouldn't be sitting here booh hooing
  845. 36:17and look at those three over there what
  846. 36:19in God's name would you care what they
  847. 36:22think who are they they are nobody just
  848. 36:26stop I really hope that this is the last
  849. 36:28we see of Leslie I mean she's hard to
  850. 36:31take and we've taken a lot of her lately
  851. 36:34the last group number we did at
  852. 36:35Starbound you came in 10th if I'm
  853. 36:37sitting in that audience and you come in
  854. 36:3910th put supportive shoes on cuz you'll
  855. 36:42be walking back to Pittsburgh I'm really
  856. 36:43worried about this group number the
  857. 36:45concept is very interesting and I love
  858. 36:48the message they're trying to get across
  859. 36:49but will the audience understand it who
  860. 36:52knows
  861. 36:55[Applause]
  862. 37:02right go
  863. 37:05down it's your
  864. 37:10time you
  865. 37:12play I wasn't even looking at the girls
  866. 37:14dancing I was just watching an amazing
  867. 37:17performance
  868. 37:18[Music]
  869. 37:43[Applause]
  870. 37:45they were right on the mic I thought it
  871. 37:47was a great
  872. 37:49[Applause]
  873. 37:56performance the last time we were at
  874. 37:58Starbound we were 10th 10th and I was
  875. 38:01humiliated and I came back to Starbound
  876. 38:04to clear the name of the Abby Le Dance
  877. 38:06Company you ready for the top 10 Junior
  878. 38:08solo
  879. 38:10folks fourth place give it up for
  880. 38:13trouble it's Chloe from Abby Miller
  881. 38:16Studio
  882. 38:17[Applause]
  883. 38:20dance I actually thought that Chloe
  884. 38:23danced better than fourth place do I
  885. 38:25think that she deserved first no not
  886. 38:27saying that but I was a little surprised
  887. 38:29that she got fourth our top overall
  888. 38:33Junior solos drum roll
  889. 38:37please M it'll never be the
  890. 38:42same I was really surprised when they
  891. 38:45announced Maddie as first place because
  892. 38:47she was in the 9 to 12y old category and
  893. 38:50she's nine and she won I think by Four
  894. 38:53Points which I've never seen at a
  895. 38:55competition you guys ready to hear your
  896. 38:57top
  897. 38:58novice soloist seventh place with a
  898. 39:03288 eternally
  899. 39:06it's did Payton want a higher medal
  900. 39:08absolutely she wanted a higher medal but
  901. 39:10you know what I'm not going to break her
  902. 39:11down I'm proud that she accomplished
  903. 39:13what she did this weekend top five
  904. 39:15Junior duet triers in fifth place
  905. 39:19nothing's going to stop us it's Nia Pia
  906. 39:22McKenzie from abwe Dance Company SI on
  907. 39:26up ladies the came in fifth because they
  908. 39:28did not do a good job I think they were
  909. 39:30tired and it didn't go over as well as I
  910. 39:32had hoped in my hands right here we have
  911. 39:36the top Junior group your top overall
  912. 39:40Junior group winner with a score of
  913. 39:46293 please make some noise
  914. 39:50for all kids go happy Dan
  915. 39:58yeah woohoo the alc is back and we are a
  916. 40:03force to be reckoned
  917. 40:05with so excited we be over 80 numbers we
  918. 40:10got first place overall for our group
  919. 40:12dance and I really think that that lends
  920. 40:15itself to the fact that we were amazing
  921. 40:17I don't think you could pull it apart
  922. 40:18because you were too busy watching it it
  923. 40:20was just pretty w i we should keep all
  924. 40:22of us in the group me and Brook and I
  925. 40:24because this is the first time I've won
  926. 40:26with you guys
  927. 40:27a it does feel good
  928. 40:32congratulations yay no one's going to
  929. 40:34hide me y wo we won first place with a
  930. 40:37group number yeah yeah I'm proud of the
  931. 40:41kids they did what they needed to do and
  932. 40:43moms you chased away Kathy you chased
  933. 40:46away Jill and now you're after Leslie I
  934. 40:49never want to hear another word about
  935. 40:50bringing another child onto this
  936. 40:52competition team when you start messing
  937. 40:54with my livelihood that's when the
  938. 40:56curtain Clos mes and I'll start messing
  939. 40:58with your kid learn that

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