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1. 0:00Oh, he is so cute. Why won't he just ask
2. 0:02me out already? He just did three times.
3. 0:05>> Hey, Casey.
4. 0:05>> Oh, hey. What's up, Dary?
5. 0:07>> So, I was wondering if you've seen that
6. 0:08new Alien movie yet.
7. 0:09>> Uh, no. No, I'm not really like a huge
8. 0:12sci-fi fan.
9. 0:12>> Oh, that's too bad. Oh, I heard about
10. 0:14this new Argentinian steak place.
11. 0:16Supposed to be great.
12. 0:18>> Yeah, well, I'm going to have to take
13. 0:19your word for it because I'm a
14. 0:21vegetarian.
15. 0:22>> I forgot. So, are there any good
16. 0:24vegetarian places you could recommend?
17. 0:25I'd love to try one, but of course, I'd
18. 0:27hate to eat alone.
19. 0:28>> Yeah, for sure. I mean, there's a really
20. 0:30good one on Clark Street. They actually
21. 0:32have communal tables, so you can meet a
22. 0:33lot of interesting people.
23. 0:36He is so cute. What will he just ask me
24. 0:38out already? He just did three times.
25. 0:40What do you think the movie and the
26. 0:42steak and the Where can I eat vegetarian
27. 0:44not alone was about? Darian, wait up. I
28. 0:46WANT TO TRY THE STEAK PLACE. MARISSA, do
29. 0:48not go all crazy. All right. I have my
30. 0:50first official date with Darien this
31. 0:53Saturday night.
32. 0:56I'm glad you didn't go all crazy. I've
33. 0:58never really been on a real date before.
34. 0:59What about when you went to the movies
35. 1:01with Brett? Mission. What about when you
36. 1:02went to the dance with Lincoln? Mission.
37. 1:04What about that guy you made out with at
38. 1:05camp? He was not a mission. Oh, he was
39. 1:07imaginary. I made him up. That is too
40. 1:09bad. You guys really seem to click. Hey,
41. 1:12Dad. I just wanted to let you know that
42. 1:13I have a date Saturday night [laughter]
43. 1:15>> with the guy from summer camp.
44. 1:18>> No, it's a real date with a real guy
45. 1:20that actually exists.
46. 1:21>> Okay. Well, have fun.
47. 1:22>> That That's it.
48. 1:23>> The last guy you were interested in
49. 1:25tried to kill you. I'd say anyone is a
50. 1:27step up from that.
51. 1:28>> Darien's favorite thing to do on the
52. 1:29weekend.
53. 1:29>> Motocross racing.
54. 1:30>> Favorite food?
55. 1:31>> His grandma Sammon cooks.
56. 1:32>> Favorite Harry Potter book.
57. 1:33>> Trick question. He loves them all.
58. 1:35>> You're ready now. Go out there and make
59. 1:37me popular. I mean proud. Change of
60. 1:38plans, Casey. You have an emergency
61. 1:40extraction mission. You can't do this to
62. 1:42us. She has a date. I'M THIS CLOSE TO
63. 1:44BEING POPULAR.
64. 1:45>> CAN'T the mission wait until like 10 or
65. 1:4711 tonight?
66. 1:48>> Get in the van.
67. 1:49>> I'm going in.
68. 1:49>> Casey, our orders ought to wait for
69. 1:51backup.
70. 1:52>> I can't wait. I have a date and an
71. 1:53unreasonably early curfew. Hey, big
72. 1:56bath.
73. 2:01>> Casey, ARE YOU THERE? CASEY, ARE YOU
74. 2:03THERE?
75. 2:03>> I'M RIGHT HERE.
76. 2:04>> CASEY, you could have been seriously
77. 2:06hurt.
78. 2:06>> But I wasn't.
79. 2:07>> But you could have been.
80. 2:08>> But again, I wasn't.
81. 2:10>> I'm here. I'm here. Sorry I'm late. I
82. 2:12just um had to help my dad.
83. 2:14>> Anything interesting?
84. 2:15>> Interesting? No. But I am interested in
85. 2:18what you like on the menu.
86. 2:19>> I'm not sure what to get. How about
87. 2:21salmon coettes?
88. 2:22>> Because it's a pizza place and they're
89. 2:24not on the menu.
90. 2:25>> I just love them so much.
91. 2:26>> I thought you were a vegetarian.
92. 2:27>> I am. I am. But I like to pretend to eat
93. 2:30salmon coats while motor cross racing
94. 2:34and reading all seven Harry Potter
95. 2:35books.
96. 2:36>> Casey, are you randomly mentioning
97. 2:37things that I like? Please tell me you
98. 2:39did not internet stalk me to prepare for
99. 2:40our date.
100. 2:41>> No, of course not. I would never do
101. 2:43that. That is so weird and creepy and
102. 2:46very manipulative.