Jynxzi & CaseOh McDonald's Mukbang — Transcript

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1. 0:00chat all right we got mcdanks bro um yo
2. 0:04I hope I got like a big chocolate milk
3. 0:06let me see look at that bag chat look at
4. 0:08that
5. 0:09bag I hope I got a big
6. 0:13chocolate dude I could drink like four
7. 0:16of these yo why did they scam you dude
8. 0:19look at how greasy this bag
9. 0:23is oh here's your
10. 0:25dco yeah dude look at them fries up they
11. 0:30look
12. 0:30nasty yeah bro those fries are probably
13. 0:33soggy as heck bro they a give me no
14. 0:35straw either yeah yo Chad we got I can't
15. 0:39even see the chat yeah I can't even see
16. 0:40the chat let me get the chat
17. 0:42on
18. 0:47hello
19. 0:51what bro I can't with this chat bro okay
20. 0:55he just called you queso extra nachos
21. 0:58Li
22. 1:00hey come on man all right there that's
23. 1:02kind of good yeah cool for che 500 bit
24. 1:07put Freez jinx's plan to stop the fat
25. 1:09jinxy jokes by chilling next to queso is
26. 1:12working dog we never make one those
27. 1:14jokes again after this W that was not
28. 1:17the plan yo get this dude out of here
29. 1:20dude oh
30. 1:22my soggy oh my goodness like eating
31. 1:26booty
32. 1:28crust
33. 1:31McDonald can you do anything
34. 1:33right don't you you have a physique
35. 1:36simar to of from Monsters Incorporated I
36. 1:39don't know who that is but I pre is that
37. 1:41bad that's bad oh come on
38. 1:44man bro let's get the real stuff
39. 1:47out 40
40. 1:51nuggets oh by the way scoot the table up
41. 1:53I up to here
42. 1:55it's 200 B so how many neighborhoods did
43. 1:59you let your way here buddy
44. 2:04I all right dude what sauces do we get
45. 2:08to sweet and
46. 2:09sour sauces oh crap D we didn't give any
47. 2:13sauces no say you swear there's no three
48. 2:16no sauces in a bag bro I ordered
49. 2:19six is there another bag where's the
50. 2:21other bag no
51. 2:23wait there's no sauces they didn't give
52. 2:25us no sauces bro bro I ordered I mean
53. 2:28I'll just raw dog it yeah
54. 2:31for 300 bits case why you lowy look like
55. 2:35Mr tomato head from fortnite all love
56. 2:38toe great
57. 2:40scam appreciate you man you're still a
58. 2:42loser though the nuggets are like
59. 2:44bearable the fries are not man but yeah
60. 2:48the sauce really is what we need
61. 2:51bro almost lost my life just
62. 2:54now cheer 500 BS case can I get a shrimp
63. 2:59al fre the Y yeah you can shrimp Alfredo
64. 3:05yeah wait these are lowkey gas I'm not
65. 3:07going the nuggets are
66. 3:12good all them thing good bro turn up GTS
67. 3:15I got you see CH it sounds good now
68. 3:17let's
69. 3:19go
70. 3:23good
71. 3:24x1000 bro of course I come back to case
72. 3:27eating not a surprise
73. 3:31bro these nuggets are actually really
74. 3:33good you know I've never eaten on stream
75. 3:35before never mhm bro I eat on stream
76. 3:38every day Bas this is the first time
77. 3:40I've ever eaten on stream right here I
78. 3:41almost died twice already bro I like
79. 3:44only eat on stre at 661 cheer 500 bits K
80. 3:49so how much velocity does it have it's
81. 3:52got quite a
82. 3:53bit and unironically like if I throw it
83. 3:56in a
84. 3:57circle it it's it's getting some wind
85. 3:59action back
86. 4:02there slow down they're not going
87. 4:04anywhere buddy I've only eaten
88. 4:09five M
89. 4:1138h 200 bits hey your door Dash driver
90. 4:15here I put some of my special salts on
91. 4:18your fries
92. 4:20enjoy burn the fries yo that's why they
93. 4:24tasted like that dude oh my God wait why
94. 4:28the Nuggets though I'm still going to
95. 4:29eat them is the camera blurry chat
96. 4:30someone said camera blurry or is he just
97. 4:32being a nerd he probably lie you know he
98. 4:34liy te cheered 200 bits nacho did you
99. 4:38eat Chunky's mom yet no she's a nice
100. 4:44lady no he did not eat her
101. 4:47dude she gave me a Diet Coke too yeah
102. 4:50she did it's blurry the quality is a
103. 4:53little ass put that on something that is
104. 4:56blurry Chad put that on something you
105. 4:58know you lying dude I could have got
106. 5:00like cheered 200 bits is that yours
107. 5:04appetizer no looks fine I'm lowkey like
108. 5:07halfway through the first box I'm like I
109. 5:08could could actually went for 60 I could
110. 5:10have went for 60 too
111. 5:12mhm maybe after this we just rid a
112. 5:14Wendy's or something
113. 5:16yeah yeah I'm down
114. 5:20dude it's not blurry is it blurry no no
115. 5:23it's not 6 cheered 200 bits queso has GD
116. 5:31thighs can they see my thighs right now
117. 5:33no no wait can
118. 5:36they got a
119. 5:38camera y'all know y'all like them
120. 5:44though y'all know y'all like them though
121. 5:47oh wait they can hereo this is the
122. 5:50freder 200 bits do you like K Jinx and
123. 5:56queso yeah okay so my mom said if we
124. 5:58order again order them some too cuz they
125. 5:59hungry okay cool yeah Chad should we
126. 6:02order like more food from someplace else
127. 6:04Chad you think this is enough for us be
128. 6:05honest I'm going to order like Wendy's I
129. 6:08think and then we can just give some to
130. 6:09your parents too yeah yeah chat and like
131. 6:11maybe we'll get
132. 6:13sauces wait Taco Bell TV cheer 500 bits
133. 6:18case is going to hibernate after eating
134. 6:20McDonald bro Case Case Case Case case
135. 6:23there's this place called Capital tacos
136. 6:26it is the best tacos I've ever had in my
137. 6:28life I'm going to get a burrito though
138. 6:29yeah give me a burrito I'm going to get
139. 6:30a sweaty burrito same I want the same
140. 6:32thing as you except double the
141. 6:36size Taco Bell sucks what you mean Taco
142. 6:39Bell sucks M l31
143. 6:43each hey Cas when is your and marcelo's
144. 6:46Mar Jo CC case can you move off screen
145. 6:49for a second so I can pick my phone back
146. 6:52up no dud buddy you was you was typing
147. 6:56the
148. 6:58message
149. 7:02they no chat we're not getting talk
150. 7:04we're not getting T about I'm getting a
151. 7:05place that's 10 six Che 261 bits love
152. 7:09the stream you guys look like tman stimy
153. 7:12Cheer One Cheer One Cheer One cheer
154. 7:21one order
155. 7:24vegetables I'm good on
156. 7:26that look we're eating like the same
157. 7:29page
158. 7:30as miles cheered 200 BS how much do I
159. 7:34have to pay for case to sit on my face
160. 7:37what
161. 7:41$20 you think you're surviving that say
162. 7:44you was laying on that bed right now how
163. 7:45long are we talking five seconds no
164. 7:47here's the thing say you're laying on
165. 7:48the bed I jump and land straight on your
166. 7:50face instantaneous like my brain is
167. 7:53going to have no oxygen I'm dead
168. 7:54instantly far one L's Ed a 200 bits case
169. 7:58when we doing a dry rub rooll play who
170. 8:02was that I'm never doing a dry rub role
171. 8:05play
172. 8:09buddy okay do they did they say what
173. 8:11they wanted or
174. 8:13no I could just give same as us for both
175. 8:15so get four of whatever you're getting
176. 8:17all right cool I'm going just get four
177. 8:18burritos yeah I might eore quesos rolls
178. 8:22cheered 400 bits case you look like
179. 8:26Travis
180. 8:27pastrami Travis pastrami buddy what do
181. 8:31you mean Travis pastrami I don't even
182. 8:33eat
183. 8:34pastrami yo this nuggets hitting dude
184. 8:37bro I know wait what even is a pastrami
185. 8:39by the way it's like a little lunch meat
186. 8:40action they used to have it at school
187. 8:41pastrami day was the best day oh okay
188. 8:44cool head J cor Sr cheer 500 bits case
189. 8:48did you go 12 rounds with
190. 8:51Mayweather yeah I did I
191. 8:54could what you mean by that
192. 8:58though all do one box look I'm only one
193. 9:01nugget ahead of you bro I got one
194. 9:06more those are the worst fries this dude
195. 9:09just said warrio and lightning pop 69
196. 9:12200 bits jco does case smell like Tata
197. 9:17sauce no dude you have like no
198. 9:19SC you have no scent at all that's a
199. 9:22good thing yeah he has no sent and he
200. 9:24ain't going to lie either you know what
201. 9:25I
202. 9:27mean what kind of burrito you get dude I
203. 9:30got
204. 9:31$74 I got four and they're like I mean
205. 9:36cheered 200 bits please kiss all
206. 9:39threeome H
207. 9:42heart what no there's no way you punch
208. 9:44that into your phone and type that out
209. 9:46bro yeah dude literally dude literally
210. 9:48paid for it and typed it
211. 9:50out more food yeah yeah yeah bro I'm
212. 9:54going to be honest these nuggets are not
213. 9:55cutting it they're
214. 9:58not
215. 10:00Christian
216. 10:02935 200 bit hey Case have you played Red
217. 10:06Dead Redemption to one of the best game
218. 10:08Rockstar Games had ever made also you
219. 10:10look like Jonathan
220. 10:13joar who I don't know who that was but
221. 10:15it can't be good also yes I have you
222. 10:18have you played Red Dead too no I've
223. 10:19never played Red Dead I feel like it
224. 10:21would take over my life for a month I'm
225. 10:23going I'm going to get a drink like soda
226. 10:24yeah you're
227. 10:28miss2 the
228. 10:30Sleep the Sleep stream is in my RV chat
229. 10:34by the way chat I've been up for like 20
230. 10:36something hours no sleep I'm dead on the
231. 10:38on the
232. 10:45inside who is
233. 10:52Jonathan 200 bits case you look like
234. 10:56orange W hold on why is it e on bro I
235. 11:00don't
236. 11:02know yo these nuggets slapping dude Chad
237. 11:05why is it doing that anybody
238. 11:09know steal his nuggets is the McDonald's
239. 11:14okay we B cheered 200 bits case how did
240. 11:19you get so skinny looking good um y
241. 11:22selling jinxy earlier he was like dude
242. 11:24how you look so good gym five hours a
243. 11:27day eat healthy do your
244. 11:30cardio like this right here is the only
245. 11:32bad thing I've had in like two
246. 11:37years dude you're a joke on one of cheer
247. 11:42200
248. 11:44bsot dog
249. 11:47water
250. 11:49what oh God bro I'm
251. 11:52dying oh man Bro you've almost choked on
252. 11:56like five nuggets right now they good
253. 12:00bro oh my
254. 12:03God I coughed up a piece of my Che bits
255. 12:08don't eat the table
256. 12:10fatty he talking to me or you I don't
257. 12:14know probably who does there play Five
258. 12:16Nights at Freddy's we are oh yeah we are
259. 12:19AR yeah bro I think I figured out the
260. 12:22method I'll have the headset on but I'll
261. 12:23have one of my earpieces off so you
262. 12:25could just like coach me that's a good
263. 12:28idea bro and I can just tell you what
264. 12:29I'm hearing Al cheer 500 bits wait and
265. 12:33Forin reveal
266. 12:36what bro so you're telling me out of
267. 12:38like the dude
268. 12:41the hundreds of streams you've never
269. 12:44eaten anything like nothing like like
270. 12:46what about drinking you drink water on
271. 12:48drink
272. 12:49water bro I think I've eaten on stream
273. 12:51like 200 times it's hard to eat on
274. 12:53stream when you don't eat off stream
275. 12:57696 200 B
276. 12:59queso and jinxy thick
277. 13:03mukbang why you laughing bro dud I can't
278. 13:05even like huh I'm telling the
279. 13:08truth bro Chad listen listen bro we were
280. 13:12filming this podcast like seven hours
281. 13:14ago and uh I was talking about door Dash
282. 13:17and I didn't know he didn't have door
283. 13:19Dash and he's like he's
284. 13:22like 200 bits okay so can I oil you up
285. 13:26and roast you like a brisket
286. 13:29he said dude if I had door Dash I
287. 13:31wouldn't be here with a straight face
288. 13:33dude I wouldn't if I had access to Door
289. 13:35Dash I would have died two years ago and
290. 13:37then you were like or they would at
291. 13:38least have to like get rid of my legs my
292. 13:39legs would have been gone bro I'd have
293. 13:41been
294. 13:44dead
295. 13:46likey 200 bits hey K so what is your
296. 13:49daily workout routine I want to get as
297. 13:52atic as you um you know like Monday's
298. 13:55chest day Tuesdays back and arms
299. 13:58Wednesdays rest day Thursday shoulder
300. 14:00day Friday arm day again Saturday rest
301. 14:02Sunday leg day 5 hours
302. 14:05each so you work out like 30 hours a
303. 14:08week 25 hours a week I sure do sucks it
304. 14:11cheered 200 bits hey I love the streams
305. 14:15by the way you build like Flats The
306. 14:18Flounder that can't be good get that
307. 14:21dude out of
308. 14:24here where's my jinxy charm bro what
309. 14:28I've seen that dude type that like 30
310. 14:30times dude if you still haven't gotten
311. 14:32your charm dude just delete the game bro
312. 14:33it's been in the game for like four
313. 14:35years or no 200 bits this is for squid
314. 14:39with 10 pickles when are you playing
315. 14:43subnautica what is subnotica it was a
316. 14:45goated game it's like a game where
317. 14:46you're like underwater in a
318. 14:48submarine and you like see monsters and
319. 14:50stuff no it's actually goated okay bro I
320. 14:54can't dude I need to save some room for
321. 14:55this burrito low key I'm full too you
322. 14:58might not believe it
323. 14:59bro I kind of want
324. 15:02to 200 bits let me Smash those nuts for
325. 15:08you
326. 15:12what play aario I'm playing agario right
327. 15:15now
328. 15:16IRL dude we are technically oh yeah yeah
329. 15:20yeah I thought you meant like you're
330. 15:21going to eat me I mean I
331. 15:23might depends on that
332. 15:26burrito where are the 100 nugget
333. 15:29hiding
334. 15:31x1000 keep your chins
335. 15:34upe who said it buddy I got one chin
336. 15:39case can you fart on me buddy the
337. 15:42duality of man is
338. 15:45insane but yes I
339. 15:49can fetty
340. 15:51wer 200 bits oh my God case you're so
341. 15:55big me
342. 15:57please
343. 15:59chat be honest how big do I look side by
344. 16:01side to
345. 16:06jinxy wait you weigh like 160
346. 16:10yep yep I
347. 16:13do so that means I weigh like 10 m ta
348. 16:16cheer 500 bits how did case manage to
349. 16:20find an oversized
350. 16:23shirt you have I can't bro this like
351. 16:26I've never seen a chat this funny bro
352. 16:29every message is Yo that is
353. 16:32[Music]
354. 16:34C
355. 16:36yo it's not oversized I'm just
356. 16:40skinny quality cheered 200 bits how many
357. 16:44semi trucks and Nuggets are
358. 16:49outside every message dude what are we
359. 16:51doing here
360. 16:53man
361. 16:55bro bro every message is funny bro want
362. 16:58them nuggets get cold after like 10
363. 16:59minutes they booty bro bro yeah no I got
364. 17:02to Bro wait for that burrito actually
365. 17:04yeah I got to wait for the burrito cuz
366. 17:05dude these nuggets cheered 200 bits my
367. 17:09sister wants a date with K so she loves
368. 17:11big huge whales less than three bro what
369. 17:16bro dude why do people set up their
370. 17:19family members yeah I've had people say
371. 17:21like my mom is single take oh me bro
372. 17:24it's like what yo I'm telling you why
373. 17:28setting up your family yeah like come on
374. 17:30man choke my Cactus cheered 200 bits
375. 17:34nothing would Delight me more than
376. 17:35jacking to case choking my
377. 17:39Cactus bro you need to be in prison how
378. 17:42is he messaging yo get this dude locked
379. 17:44up hey yo FBI agent that's watching this
380. 17:46right now you know what to do that is
381. 17:49insane no that's actually
382. 17:54insane dude what dude 24 cheered 20 45
383. 17:59bits 500 Subs to eat Jinx
384. 18:03C bro 500 Subs no no no no all yeah
385. 18:07you're right you're right you're right I
386. 18:09me 500 Subs though wait hi is it 200
387. 18:13bits or wait what does he keep saying
388. 18:15200 bits 200 something bits I don't know
389. 18:18what nice nice bro Chad I'm going to be
390. 18:20honest 55 cheer 500 bits I'm a [ __ ] what
391. 18:26yo he says on on it okay 200 okay queso
392. 18:33has a sleeper build yeah just yeah yeah
393. 18:36just haven't yeah what it hasn't like
394. 18:38woke up yet what you mean it had woke
395. 18:41up dude I'm not even going to lie we
396. 18:44played basketball off stream
397. 18:46G 200 bits was he case how much was the
398. 18:50freight charge for your B ride over to
399. 18:53Stewart's house buddy I took a RV in the
400. 18:57weight capacity was 120 lb I'm
401. 19:03good he said freight train or I don't
402. 19:06even know what he
403. 19:09said I don't need a freight socks
404. 19:11cheered 200 bits hey my favorite Ferris
405. 19:15wheel Li only s back into chocolate milk
406. 19:19bottle what did he just
407. 19:21[Applause]
408. 19:23say dude what are we doing
409. 19:27man someone said hibernation
410. 19:31build was the RV on two
411. 19:34wheels bro why we
412. 19:38876 200 bits hey after work watching
413. 19:41yours streams makes my day love you both
414. 19:44that's whome I hope you do more Earl
415. 19:46streams together bro that's soome W
416. 19:49man's right there mod him low key yeah
417. 19:51bro that's wholesome yeah mod him see
418. 19:53that's why like bro I love TTS cuz
419. 19:55wholesome messages like that dude that's
420. 19:57beautiful you know what I mean
421. 19:58absolutely beautiful message thank
422. 20:02you 200 bits case you been working out
423. 20:07yeah I have cat you tail yeah cat you
424. 20:11ta yeah yeah bro I mean you
425. 20:14realistically could probably bench like
426. 20:15a lot I mean yeah yeah yeah hey that
427. 20:18right chat marello said he's coming bro
428. 20:21I don't know who Marcelo is Chad what
429. 20:24are the odds I could actually beat night
430. 20:257 considering I haven't played in a
431. 20:27month bits case just want you to know
432. 20:30you are not
433. 20:32fat yo W man right yo thank you so much
434. 20:35I appreciate you thank you dude you are
435. 20:38skinny bro yeah for real I look in the
436. 20:40mirror like dude it's crazy
437. 20:43skinny
438. 20:46100% yo W messages though yeah no these
439. 20:50are like bro the honestly TTS is getting
440. 20:52really wholesome right now Che
441. 20:55x1000 queso weighing 19 is feasible
442. 21:00119
443. 21:03Stone just when we said it was getting
444. 21:06wholesome you come in and ruin it buddy
445. 21:09how much is a stone compared to a pound
446. 21:11like what even is that like 10 pounds to
447. 21:12a
448. 21:13stone buddy
449. 21:18Mr 200 bits case is about to eat
450. 21:22everything in the back buddy I actually
451. 21:25threw some spare nuggets away cuz like
452. 21:27you said bro they give us no sauce dude
453. 21:29it's like I'm just eating like uh rocks
454. 21:32booty
455. 21:32flavors yeah McDonald's another swing in
456. 21:35a Miss I'll still come back every like
457. 21:38oh yeah no that's my that's my comfort
458. 21:40place right there bro I
459. 21:42just 500 bits when is next lethal
460. 21:46company and who has higher vertical
461. 21:48higher vertical leap do you want to see
462. 21:50you can jump higher it's got huh you
463. 21:52want to see you can jump high yeah yeah
464. 21:54I'll go
465. 21:55first all right I I have a pretty high
466. 21:57ver I'm I'm going to try to get my knees
467. 21:58up
468. 22:00mm dude that was pretty good yeah got
469. 22:04hold
470. 22:05on
471. 22:08281 Chad who had a higher leap you
472. 22:11should kiss each other
473. 22:13huh said what do you say brace for what
474. 22:16do you mean
475. 22:18earthquake Australia's underwater buty
476. 22:22you're a
477. 22:24mod 50 dead in Alaska
478. 22:28yo y yo
479. 22:3333 200 bits case they had to build a
480. 22:37around you where you could fit in
481. 22:40it
482. 22:41what yo come on
483. 22:45man oh my God yo holy
484. 22:50crap no that's wild I felt that on the
485. 22:53other side of the world kind of hurt my
486. 22:56leg
487. 23:00[Music]
488. 23:04what did he say it was echoing
489. 23:07dude like double went you don't know
490. 23:10what he doing Chad I need to
491. 23:14bro my house is
492. 23:16falling Titanic sank up again yo no way
493. 23:20you're
494. 23:24canel
495. 23:26sing9 kiss what bro don't do this now no
496. 23:31it's echoing man don't
497. 23:34Echo hey why you calling under the table
498. 23:36hold up now what you doing hold yo hold
499. 23:39upo what the f yo the fries almost got
500. 23:43spilled let put them things in a bag bro
501. 23:45oh my God no yeah all cheered 200 bits
502. 23:50hey Jinx see who built your house
503. 23:52because if it can support ceso then I
504. 23:54want a durable house like
505. 23:56that
506. 23:59bro oh wait okay hold on is TTS good now
507. 24:02or is it echoing yeah I didn't I I don't
508. 24:03think it echoed on that one okay dude
509. 24:06okay I think tonight might be my night s
510. 24:08night chat I have a professional Five
511. 24:10Nights At Fred's play I think we can get
512. 24:11you cheer 500 bits you owe me a new
513. 24:15monitor I pulled up your stream and it
514. 24:17fell through my desk bro dude can I how
515. 24:21do I even get back should I just climb
516. 24:22on the table get back over you go you
517. 24:24can go under it I'll back up yeah I'll
518. 24:27go under
519. 24:33it okay let's see if it works now if not
520. 24:35bro
521. 24:38uh 200
522. 24:40bits showas your dildos what bro fan
523. 24:44mail I don't I don't own fan mail I
524. 24:46don't own them okay they all go in the
525. 24:48trash they might be there right now oh
526. 24:49you that's some things you showed me
527. 24:51earlier you said you order off
528. 24:53Amazon dude
529. 24:56don't okay okay I know what he's talk
530. 24:58Chad I did not that's literally fan mail
531. 25:00bro you already show me SL cheer 300
532. 25:04bits can we get both of you fatties to
533. 25:06oil up watching you rub up on each
534. 25:09other buddy this is twitch.tv yeah I
535. 25:13don't
536. 25:14know it's over
537. 25:17leaked my bad I didn't mean to leak
538. 25:21that
539. 25:22okay dude I do you even have like enough
540. 25:25space to house a burrito right now I
541. 25:26don't know if I cheer 200 bits my GF and
542. 25:31I love you to so much we watch you guys
543. 25:33every night Cas so you are looking so
544. 25:36slim that's wholesome wholesome man
545. 25:39thank you yeah that's very wholesome
546. 25:40that's what I'm talking about dude
547. 25:42beautiful message man yeah thank you bro
548. 25:44like that's that's why we do TTS
549. 25:46wholesome messages like that why y'all
550. 25:47saying
551. 25:49cap play Five Nights at Freddy's now 36
552. 25:54Che 200