Jynxzi & CaseOh FUNNIEST Moments! — Transcript

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1. 0:00I didn't eat
2. 0:01them I've been over here all day and I
3. 0:04haven't ate
4. 0:06them Chad look how skinny I
5. 0:09am what you laughing at I'm sorry dude
6. 0:13huh no no you're skinny bro yeah you're
7. 0:15easily 12 yeah maybe 119 bro you think
8. 0:19so you know I've been cutting recently
9. 0:22yeah man ques so don't eat me okay yo yo
10. 0:26listen here by the way we're sitting
11. 0:28here reading the pregame chat everybody
12. 0:31in the chat's talking about rip jinxy he
13. 0:34will be missed buddy he ain't
14. 0:37dead chat we are on the first floor bro
15. 0:40not that it matters chat listen queso
16. 0:42didn't eat me n he didn't honestly bro
17. 0:44you didn't eat anybody like you didn't
18. 0:46even feel threatened by me at all bro
19. 0:48honestly I did not feel threatened by
20. 0:49you at all you didn't break any chairs
21. 0:52nothing bro no Flo bro well the floor
22. 0:54the floor action in the living room was
23. 0:55kind of unstable when I walked in that
24. 0:57was my first thought yeah and then the
25. 0:58podcast um I thought the table might
26. 1:01have collapsed but never mind bro um I
27. 1:05thought the table was going to collapse
28. 1:07oh you did well the chair and then the
29. 1:09table and then like all the cameras and
30. 1:10the lights but nothing collapsed dude
31. 1:12yeah nothing even got close to
32. 1:13collapsing yeah literally nothing got
33. 1:14close close to collapsing oh my goodness
34. 1:17I'm massive
35. 1:20oh yo none of the chairs are even like
36. 1:24creaking bro dude so skinny I almost
37. 1:26fell through this one a minute I it is
38. 1:29about to be proven that I'm 6'2 Jinx is
39. 1:325'11 okay we're about to finally show
40. 1:34the true Heights everybody's been
41. 1:38wondering God I can't move
42. 1:41around yeah you're 6'2 maybe 6 maybe 6'3
43. 1:45maybe hey maybe 63 and he's 5'11 he's
44. 1:49going to eat his fan ma buddy your name
45. 1:51is Harry I mean have you ever done like
46. 1:53jumping jacks at your setup yeah did
47. 1:56anything break yeah they said 50 found
48. 1:59dead in Alaska so like what is like your
49. 2:01go-to McDonald's order then don't make
50. 2:03fun of me no I won't yeah you will all
51. 2:06right so
52. 2:09um all
53. 2:11right two
54. 2:13oh you ready yeah go to McDonald's order
55. 2:16like 2 a.m. at the drivethru oh 2 a.m.
56. 2:18the guys recognizing two McDoubles two
57. 2:20McChickens large fry 20 piece large Coke
58. 2:23how many calories is that like four I
59. 2:24think it's like
60. 2:262,800 which for you know a guy like me
61. 2:29ain't that you know ain't that bad what
62. 2:30is like your caloric was it called a
63. 2:33caloric intake or a caloric what's your
64. 2:34caloric intake daily daily about th000
65. 2:38calories what you don't believe me bro
66. 2:41come on have I eaten since I got
67. 2:43here yes where well you you went out to
68. 2:47eat okay no he hasn't eaten no I did eat
69. 2:50a giant Philly cheese steak about 20
70. 2:51minutes ago not going to lie absolutely
71. 2:53demolished it bro this like gigantic
72. 2:55yeah it is Big unlike me yeah yeah yeah
73. 3:00yeah oh my okay this is it feels food
74. 3:12related why are you sting me food don't
75. 3:14tell me this is what I think it is I'm
76. 3:15not putting this on if it is take one
77. 3:17look at that what does that look like oh
78. 3:19my God that looks like a mid
79. 3:22outfit okay what size did he get it in
80. 3:24huh what size why I saw that someone
81. 3:28else bought you this this can be a back
82. 3:30one backup one just in from
83. 3:32Haley a woman sent you a out you sent me
84. 3:36a ma
85. 3:41outfit
86. 3:44no oh my oh my
87. 3:49goodness I can't even fit in this if you
88. 3:52guys can hear the audio type uh one if
89. 3:55you can hear the audio type two if
90. 3:57you're oh wait is there any audio on
91. 3:58this screen
92. 4:03bro what the hell bro no no no that
93. 4:07actually scared the hell out of me bro I
94. 4:09switched scenes and saw that nah n nah
95. 4:12chat ma
96. 4:14predictions yo sorry I'm locked I've
97. 4:16seen that
98. 4:18recoil bro I'm
99. 4:25locked who's the best pitcher ever Derek
100. 4:28Jeter that's me Derek jinxy he was a
101. 4:31short stop all right bro what are you
102. 4:35that was 60 MPH oh my I can't hit it I'm
103. 4:38locked you're cheating yeah you're
104. 4:41getting now what's going on here bro
105. 4:44Chat lock in bro
106. 4:47he there's nobody that's a
107. 4:50strike bro dude how are you going 87 M
108. 4:53prow curve
109. 4:56balls let's go who thought you broke the
110. 4:59real quick huh sorry chat here I
111. 5:03go oh
112. 5:09my good yeah how do
113. 5:12you triple you get this dude cut off the
114. 5:15team now single brings us home
115. 5:19single or a home run knock it out of the
116. 5:22park K that's a
117. 5:24catch get him at home
118. 5:30[Music]
119. 5:32triple call me a strike I do this for my
120. 5:36mama and my little brother to send us
121. 5:39home please got to catch it home run
122. 5:44spam the W's in the [ __ ] CH what is
123. 5:46going on spam up the W's man let's go
124. 5:52dude no
125. 5:54way please yes yes single
126. 6:02hold on I got to zoom in a little
127. 6:04bit I
128. 6:09got oh there we go Diet Coke okay cool
129. 6:12yeah I need that diet action wait Diet
130. 6:14Coke Zero calories is that good yeah
131. 6:15that's good you know I don't like many
132. 6:18calories yeah no yeah for sure how much
133. 6:21do you weigh I weighed in this morning
134. 6:23at 1119
135. 6:31what you laughing
136. 6:35at kilograms or pound what so who is top
137. 6:39and who is bottom when you and sleep
138. 6:42stream bro that's not even a question
139. 6:45buddy what what you mean that's not even
140. 6:46a question no I mean
141. 6:49like bro okay bro we're not doing a
142. 6:52sleep stream chat I'll Die case creates
143. 6:541,000 mph wind gusts that could level
144. 6:58whole cities with every swing he's done
145. 7:00so far this
146. 7:02stream y bro how is
147. 7:07he how do
148. 7:10you I fingers cheered 200 bits casso is
149. 7:15Weston chaplain your big brother dude no
150. 7:17he's
151. 7:18not he's not my big brother how much do
152. 7:22you
153. 7:23weigh uh 160 119
154. 7:31yo I okay why you laughing you don't
155. 7:34believe me no bro okay say you've seen
156. 7:36me in person how much you think I
157. 7:38actually weigh from seeing me like just
158. 7:40guessing yeah unironic making things
159. 7:42cheered 315 what
160. 7:49298 280 you know I'm kind of hungry
161. 7:52right now all right dude not not me we
162. 7:55got McDonald's do you want to get the
163. 7:56Xbox hooked up yeah um cuz I don't want
164. 7:58to mess up the you might have to do it
165. 8:00cuz I can't fit under the table bro I
166. 8:02got
167. 8:03you I got you two gifts this is the gift
168. 8:06number one thank
169. 8:07you yo chat W jinxy for the gifts don't
170. 8:11eat it huh don't eat it the Box oh no
171. 8:15don't
172. 8:15worry you wrapped it in
173. 8:19everything yo chat W jinxy that's
174. 8:27cute you got a knife
175. 8:32um want just rip
176. 8:35it pretty
177. 8:45strong yep hey exactly what I asked for
178. 8:50a container of creatine see he works out
179. 8:53bro exactly he knows I work out so he
180. 8:56got me some creatine W jinxy yep and
181. 8:59then apprciate yeah man and then gift
182. 9:01number two cuz I know you're on the gym
183. 9:03grind bro like he's on the gym grind
184. 9:05like actually
185. 9:07chat never getting
186. 9:10used what you mean never getting used
187. 9:13will never get used so we're lying he
188. 9:17does not
189. 9:21need yo hold up all right let's
190. 9:24see you think got diabetes like if I
191. 9:27laugh I get lied no is that Di
192. 9:30IES second degree maybe yeah go to a
193. 9:33doctor probably about that you laugh and
194. 9:35you get lightheaded yeah you think
195. 9:36that's
196. 9:38diabetes probably I'm straight I don't
197. 9:42know all right second gift from
198. 9:48jinxy dude this is like high quality
199. 9:50stuff yo bro this was like 70 bucks yo
200. 9:54chat W jinxy he knows I'm on my gym
201. 9:57grind he's got me the supplements yo
202. 9:59chat W jinxy appreciate you bro for real
203. 10:03W jinxy chat yeah bro I know I Chad I'm
204. 10:05actually like thoughtful with gifts bro
205. 10:06like I told him I said you know jinxy
206. 10:09I'm like you know he said I'm going put
207. 10:10you a little gift basket together I said
208. 10:12you know I'm I'm I'm on my gym grind yep
209. 10:14you know what I mean yeah what do you
210. 10:16mean I'm
211. 10:18done one serving ricking 40
212. 10:24tons I can't we all know case is
213. 10:27throwing them out after stream this is
214. 10:29your mod waste of money he's not using
215. 10:33that buddy I'm going to use
216. 10:38this okay appreciate you for real yeah
217. 10:41yeah yeah bro I know you're actually
218. 10:41going to use it too yeah bro you know
219. 10:43I'm going use it yeah you're going to
220. 10:44use it bro I mean easily oh
221. 10:50yeah case you're top three I won the
222. 10:52game GG I won the first game case your
223. 10:54top
224. 10:58three no I
225. 11:07won what I told you what did I tell you
226. 11:11what did I tell you jinxie I said if
227. 11:14nobody grabs me I'm winning this game
228. 11:17give me the damn controller yeah let's
229. 11:18go walk in he just walked into the
230. 11:21door is the McDonald's okay is it good
231. 11:25bro I just walked into a sliding glass
232. 11:26door
233. 11:28yo yo I hope I got like a big chocolate
234. 11:30milk let me see look at that bag chat
235. 11:33look at that
236. 11:34bag I hope I got a big
237. 11:39chocolate dude I could drink like four
238. 11:41of these yo why did they scam you dude
239. 11:44look at how greasy this bag
240. 11:46is
241. 11:48jinx oh here's your die
242. 11:50c yeah dude D look at them fries them
243. 11:54things look
244. 11:56nasty yeah bro those fries are probably
245. 11:58soggy as as heck bro K so how many
246. 12:01neighborhoods did you L on your way here
247. 12:04buddy
248. 12:06I bro of course I come back to case
249. 12:09eating not a surprise qu so how much
250. 12:13velocity does it have it's got quite a
251. 12:15bit and unironically like if I throw it
252. 12:17in a
253. 12:18circle it it's it's getting some wind
254. 12:21action back there slow down they're not
255. 12:23going anywhere buddy I've only eaten
256. 12:26five I'm going to get a burrito though
257. 12:27yeah give me a burrito I'm going to get
258. 12:28a sweaty burrito same I want the same
259. 12:30thing as you except double the size hey
260. 12:32Case when is your and Marcel's marriage
261. 12:34also case can you move off screen for a
262. 12:37second so I can pick my phone back
263. 12:40up no D buddy you was you was typing the
264. 12:44message how much do I have to pay for
265. 12:46case to sit on my face what
266. 12:51$20 you think you're surviving that say
267. 12:54you was laying on that bed right now how
268. 12:56long are we talking five no here's the
269. 12:57thing say you're laying on the bed I
270. 12:59jump and land straight on your face
271. 13:01instantaneous like my brain is going to
272. 13:03have no oxygen I'm dead instantly one na
273. 13:07200 bits when is next lethal company and
274. 13:10who has higher vertical higher vertical
275. 13:13leap yes do you want to see you can jump
276. 13:15higher it's got huh do you want to see
277. 13:16you can jump high yeah yeah Che I'll go
278. 13:19first all right I I have a pretty high
279. 13:21ver I'm going to try to get my knees
280. 13:24up dude that was pretty good yeah got
281. 13:28hold on
282. 13:32281 Chad who had a higher leap everyone
283. 13:35said what say brace for what do you mean
284. 13:39earthquake Australia's underwater buddy
285. 13:42you're a mod hey why you crawling under
286. 13:45the table hold up now what you doing
287. 13:46hold on Yo hold up bro what the f no no
288. 13:51no mask
289. 13:56mask Bo now you
290. 13:59de to Foxy yeah immediately box you have
291. 14:02no
292. 14:03time now as soon as you come out Flash
293. 14:05the hallway don't even
294. 14:09M I'm never beating that no no no like I
295. 14:13I'm never I can say right here right now
296. 14:15I'm never beating that do you realize
297. 14:18how bad that is it's bad and dude it
298. 14:20took me it took me almost a full month
299. 14:23the Royal Observatory in Gren knew that
300. 14:26standard time for the world which
301. 14:28important city is it
302. 14:31in
303. 14:33cheat fussy baby which is the right
304. 14:40answer there's not one second grader in
305. 14:43the United States of America that could
306. 14:45answer this question I don't care chat's
307. 14:47saying London oh my
308. 14:50God which one's
309. 14:52London I think London's in the
310. 14:55pink yeah that has to be London dude
311. 14:58that South
312. 15:00America no listen let me lock how do I
313. 15:03know which one that's London dude the
314. 15:05pink one's London I'm telling you we'll
315. 15:07say the question again what is in South
316. 15:09America Royal Observatory in grenwich
317. 15:12deter what it's in England bro queso
318. 15:14trust me London is in here somewhere no
319. 15:17way that's China up in there dude this
320. 15:20is this is there's no way that's
321. 15:23London no I can't let you do this cheat
322. 15:27no
323. 15:30new question cuz I don't know where to
324. 15:32pick out London on a map no no no if you
325. 15:33do a new question right here
326. 15:36copy I'll read the question again you
327. 15:39think we copi that we got your answer
328. 15:41copy you've locked in let's do it Jan
329. 15:44jquan I love you bro specifically you've
330. 15:47chosen to copy directly from your
331. 15:49classmate let's hope they got it right
332. 15:52so what Keen what is your answer I
333. 15:54choose this answer come on jquan come on
334. 15:56Jan you got the answer who buddy that's
335. 15:59in like Siberia that's the right answer
336. 16:01no that's England that means that's
337. 16:03England answer is London right there
338. 16:08cuz oh my
339. 16:10goodness let's
340. 16:12go dude let's go Jaquan bro we're in
341. 16:16third grade I think the bad part is
342. 16:18though is that we burnt that cheat in
343. 16:20the second grade I'm going to house one
344. 16:21a little bit cranes grow false false
345. 16:25false on everything I love this is false
346. 16:27trust me right now trust hit false right
347. 16:29now don't you dare question me hit false
348. 16:32yes sir the correct
349. 16:35one how do you know I just know ah well
350. 16:40the actual answer
351. 16:43is I just oh my God we're going to beat
352. 16:47this game points why is Kai dancing I've
353. 16:51never made it this far which state has
354. 16:53the most members in the House of
355. 16:55Representatives
356. 16:56California biggest population
357. 17:00fussy baby what's your answer they're
358. 17:02going to make a
359. 17:03select California Bro think about it
360. 17:07California has the most people it's got
361. 17:08to have the most Representatives it's
362. 17:10not Texas has the most people look how
363. 17:11big it is dude TR queso trust me
364. 17:15California is the highest populated
365. 17:17state you got to trust me on this you
366. 17:19you actually for Real about
367. 17:23California you realized the game's in
368. 17:25your hands right now like last question
369. 17:28four
370. 17:29great I remember learning this in school
371. 17:32California has the highest population
372. 17:35it's got to have the highest
373. 17:37represent you just sold the
374. 17:40game you sold us dude I'll never forgive
375. 17:44you the real answer is actually
376. 17:48California oh my God oh my God I'll
377. 17:52never doubt you again as long as God you
378. 17:55are him we're in the fifth grade
379. 17:59dude I was really scared when she paused
380. 18:01I will never doubt you again for as long
381. 18:03as you live no wayo now it's okay listen
382. 18:06reading we were stumped math reading is
383. 18:10s we were stumped on math reading is out
384. 18:13of the question measurements like what's
385. 18:14a measurement is has to be life science
386. 18:16commit what does life science mean
387. 18:23[Music]
388. 18:24life yeah dude are you sure sure
389. 18:30let's see what you can grow in this
390. 18:32plant question it's the the final
391. 18:35question you're ready it's time to see
392. 18:38if you're really smarter than a fifth
393. 18:40grader which of these is not one of the
394. 18:43two species of flowering plants native
395. 18:46to
396. 18:48Antarctica Antarctic
397. 18:51hairgrass Antarctic Ice Lotus why did we
398. 18:54do that Antarctic P wart
399. 18:59fussy baby pick the right answer what'
400. 19:02he say select
401. 19:05to trust me select
402. 19:09to I need to know why cuz we made it we
403. 19:1230 minutes to get here I need a reason
404. 19:15before I click anything this was 30
405. 19:17minutes to get here any reason you just
406. 19:20feel it yes I feel it I can't I don't
407. 19:23know if we can trust that bro bro we
408. 19:25spent they're just typing different
409. 19:27numbers um
410. 19:30okay hair grass that's like in my butt
411. 19:32so it can't be that yeah
412. 19:36um Pearl War what does that
413. 19:44mean if we lose I take full
414. 19:47responsibility but I'm telling you it's
415. 19:48to you have any reason I just know it
416. 19:53I'm going to lock it in
417. 19:59and the answer is in well the answer
418. 20:05is antartic ice Lotus good work you get
419. 20:10500 points I told you that was it oh my
420. 20:16God I told you we're smarter than a
421. 20:18fifth grader we literally did it we
422. 20:21literally did it I told you it was two
423. 20:24trust
424. 20:25me that made all the defeats go away
425. 20:29what a sweet victory baby yes let's go
426. 20:33come
427. 20:34on right in the
428. 20:37Johnson oh my
429. 20:39God no way com
430. 20:42back no no way I'm coming back I'm too
431. 20:47I'm too fat I'm losing I I got you with
432. 20:48the longevity I got the
433. 20:51stamina you up I'm about pass out
434. 20:54honestly stay down dude how take it to
435. 20:56golf stay down
436. 20:59stay down
437. 21:00yes how are you that
438. 21:03fit dude I gave out I gave out of I got
439. 21:07a sixpack under here that's that pacing
440. 21:09I got a sixpack under
441. 21:11here wow hey good stream man yeah W
442. 21:14stream bro GG's bro yes sir appreciate
443. 21:17dude the Wii the Wii tournament was like
444. 21:18my favorite part we're going to do that
445. 21:20again sometime with the resort with the
446. 21:21resort version with d with the resort
447. 21:23yeah yeah yeah yeah Chad w w stream Chad
448. 21:26I love y'all man love y'all man peace
449. 21:27have a good night chat yes sir