JONJA (Jugendfilm in voller Länge, Freundschaft, Familie, LGBTQ+) — Transcript

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1. 0:52Let's go!
2. 0:53We wanted to meet 10 minutes ago. - Haha.
3. 0:56Hey!
4. 1:01Happy Birthday, Jonja! - Yuck!
5. 1:05Thanks extremely!
6. 1:07You're extremely welcome.
7. 1:23That's so awesome! Thanks!
8. 1:32It's her birthday! - Yeah!
9. 1:36But, it's way too much.
10. 1:38Thank you.
11. 1:39Thank you, thank you, thank you...
12. 1:43What if you were me and I were you?
13. 1:46That's a good one. You start.
14. 1:48No, I'm you.
15. 1:52Okay.
16. 1:53So, if you were me...
17. 1:56No, if I were you... - Yes. - Yes.
18. 2:00Then...
19. 2:04Then I'd be bullied for your pink T-shirt.
20. 2:09It's red.
21. 2:10It's pink. - No, red. You're eating a pink doughnut yourself.
22. 2:14That's the same color, isn't it?
23. 2:16If you were me, you could watch girls in the locker room.
24. 2:21Icky, Jonja.
25. 2:27If I were you, I'd finally get to see where you live.
26. 2:41If I were you, I'd watch out.
27. 2:43Hey!
28. 2:49We could put up your hammock at Crab Castle tomorrow. - What?
29. 2:53In the shed at our vacation home. I told you about it.
30. 2:58Oh yeah, sure.
31. 3:01Got everything packed already?
32. 3:06Quick!
33. 3:08Here.
34. 3:16Yes! Fifty points!
35. 3:18Wow. Hit the window!
36. 3:22Okay.
37. 3:25We'll pick you up tomorrow, okay?
38. 3:29Nah, I'll come to your place.
39. 3:32My mom wanted to talk to your mom before we leave.
40. 3:37Yeah, they can talk on the phone.
41. 3:39See you tomorrow.
42. 3:41Okay, I'll text you. See ya.
43. 4:22<i>Jo, jo, jo, Jonja.</i>
44. 4:24<i>Yo, yo, yo, Jonja.</i>
45. 4:29Pau, Pau, Paul. What's up?
46. 4:34<i>Checked the weather</i> <i>for tomorrow yet?</i>
47. 4:36<i>It'd be awesome to hop right</i> <i>into the lake tomorrow night.</i>
48. 4:39Can we finally go to the outdoor pool tomorrow?
49. 4:42We'll see.
50. 4:44You always say that. But we never go!
51. 4:47Did you clean your room yet? - Not yet.
52. 4:51Did you even start?
53. 4:54Not quite yet.
54. 4:57Okay, no pool.
55. 5:01Weather, schmeather, doesn't matter.
56. 5:03I still have lots to do. Birthday stuff. - Game over. Darn!
57. 5:18<i>Hi dears!</i> <i>- It's us!</i>
58. 5:19<i>My sweetheart Sonny.</i> <i>- And Vince.</i>
59. 5:23<i>It's so great to have you back.</i>
60. 5:24<i>We haven't been in touch lately</i>
61. 5:27<i>'cause of the visa stress</i> <i>like always.</i>
62. 5:30<i>But we've moved into</i> <i>our new temporary home.</i>
63. 5:37<i>Yo, yo, yo, Jonja.</i>
64. 5:39<i>I already checked it out.</i> <i>Weather's gonna be extremely good.</i>
65. 5:42<i>You gotta start</i> <i>packing your stuff now.</i>
66. 6:09Everywhere. Clothes and makeup. - Strands, too, you know...
67. 6:13Hi! Happy Birthday! - Thank you.
68. 6:17Happy Birthday! - Thank you.
69. 6:19Here, this is for you.
70. 6:21Oh cool. You made it yourselves? - This is Christina's side, and...
71. 6:24... this is mine.
72. 6:26It's cool, too. Thanks.
73. 6:28Mega cool. Thanks.
74. 6:32Ready to go? - Yeah.
75. 6:34Hey dude, six weeks of vacation used to last forever.
76. 6:38But now it's over. - Yeah, man.
77. 6:41Does your school start on the 12th, too?
78. 6:44Sure, like everyone.
79. 6:46Jonja's school is different. - Huh, why?
80. 6:49That's how it is.
81. 6:51Hey? - What?
82. 6:54Paul, Paul, Paul.
83. 6:57Hey guys, I really screwed up. - How's that?
84. 7:01I said, I'd go on vacation with Paul's family. - When?
85. 7:06Tomorrow... - So what?
86. 7:10Yeah, and...
87. 7:11I haven't asked my mother yet.
88. 7:14Huh, why?
89. 7:16If I ask my mother, I can't go anyway.
90. 7:19And if I don't ask her, I can't go either.
91. 7:23When my cousin sleeps at her boyfriend's,
92. 7:26I always cover for her.
93. 7:28A super alibi. Just post pics at the right time,
94. 7:31and next day you tell everyone
95. 7:33what you did. Easy-peasy. - Huh?
96. 7:36You go on vacation but say you're at my place.
97. 7:39And I take care of the rest.
98. 7:41That's never going to work. - Ask my cousin.
99. 7:45Mothers track phones.
100. 7:47Talk to your mom. Or she'll find out anyway.
101. 8:06Mom? - Does Ole prefer red or green?
102. 8:15Mom, vacation is almost over.
103. 8:20And I was here the whole time. - Sorry!
104. 8:23And... - Watch out!
105. 8:25I want this!
106. 8:27No, we can't buy it. Too expensive. Put it back.
107. 8:33Just this once.
108. 8:44About vacation... - Almost over, right?
109. 8:47Yeah, right and...
110. 8:4930 EUROS 26...
111. 8:50I've been here the whole time and...
112. 8:53... and it'd be possible... - Declined.
113. 8:56Again please.
114. 8:59Declined.
115. 9:03No, we need to leave something here.
116. 9:07Jonja! Not that! - Ole, please.
117. 9:10Mom. - Excuse me.
118. 9:13What? No, thanks. - Mom!
119. 9:20This is okay, isn't it? - I said, "No thank you!"
120. 9:31Hey. Hey, pal. Everything okay? - Nope.
121. 9:35Nope? What's up? - Nothing.
122. 9:40Happy Birthday, Jonja.
123. 9:42Oh crap!
124. 9:43Ta-dah! Jonja! Your present! - Wait a sec.
125. 10:22<i>Yo, yo, Jonja.</i>
126. 10:24<i>Okay, we want to leave at nine.</i>
127. 10:27<i>Is that okay for you?</i>
128. 10:29<i>Either you come shortly before nine,</i>
129. 10:31<i>or we'll pick you up</i> <i>at ten past.</i>
130. 10:42Sorry.
131. 10:43He peed while doing a handstand.
132. 10:46He did a cartwheel and peed at the same time.
133. 10:49And the woman said small dogs do a handstand to pee high.
134. 10:53It's absurd.
135. 10:55Want some? - Sure.
136. 10:59Thanks.
137. 11:02Hey! You crust-eater. That's my piece!
138. 11:07Want it?
139. 11:08Yuck!
140. 11:09Cut it out, pal.
141. 11:12Actually I did want another piece.
142. 11:15Stop it.
143. 11:17Who brought you guys up anyway?
144. 11:24Jonja?
145. 11:25Jonja?
146. 11:28We have something else for you.
147. 11:30You. Follow me. You, too.
148. 11:43<i>Hey, I hope you thought it over.</i>
149. 11:46<i>'cause I'm absolutely sure</i> <i>it'll work. Just trust me.</i>
150. 11:49<i>Give me your phone,</i> <i>and I'll take care of it. </i>
151. 11:53<i>Uh, Jonja? Can you reply?</i>
152. 11:56You can come!
153. 12:00Three. Two. One.
154. 12:03Surprise!
155. 12:13The surprise worked, didn't it?
156. 12:16What's that for?
157. 12:18We thought your room needs repainting.
158. 12:20Its been like that for ages. All the dusty old stuff on the window sill.
159. 12:26You just came in here and changed everything? Are you nuts?
160. 12:30And I like the dusty window-sill. - Alright. - I told you so!
161. 12:33If that's so, forget it. It was no trouble for your mother and me.
162. 12:37It cost nothing. No problem. It just bored us to death.
163. 12:41Don't touch my stuff! - Jonja!
164. 12:44Asshole.
165. 12:46Here we go again. - Calm down, okay?
166. 12:52Sweetie, it's...
167. 12:59I mean, it was nice until just now, wasn't it?
168. 13:02No. Nothing's nice here anymore, Mom.
169. 13:05Capisch?
170. 13:07Where are you going?
171. 13:09To Christina's.
172. 14:23Hello. - Hey there.
173. 14:27Did you come on your own?
174. 14:29Uh, yeah.
175. 14:32Okay. Alright. C'mon. We're about to leave.
176. 14:35Want to give me a hand?
177. 14:45Can you hold this?
178. 14:47Jonja! - I'm not carrying your stuff, Paul!
179. 14:55Polly Cosy is already here, too. How nice.
180. 15:00Thanks. You can give me the paddle now, too.
181. 15:08Hi.
182. 15:10Hi.
183. 15:12Here we go! - Whoopee!
184. 15:15Cut out the crap! - Gimme a break, Theo.
185. 15:19Ouch, you little... - You got yourself into something, Jonja.
186. 15:22Okay, boarding completed in three, two...
187. 15:25I'd get out fast, if I were you. - Not Jonja!
188. 15:30One!
189. 15:31Go!
190. 16:27I'm curious to see what the martens were up to.
191. 16:31I bet they had loads of fun without us all summer.
192. 16:34We're almost there.
193. 16:37Wake up!
194. 16:40Those freeloaders!
195. 17:13Outta the way! - Cool it, Paul!
196. 17:16C'mon, Jonja! - Yeah!
197. 17:21Hey.
198. 17:24We won't see them again all summer.
199. 17:28Faster! - Yeah.
200. 17:49Extremely cool.
201. 17:57Here you see the impressive wildlife of... Ingonesia.
202. 18:02What are you talking about?
203. 18:04Uh... named after Ingo the Smoker.
204. 18:07He particularly likes... these plants.
205. 18:13Off to Crab Castle! - Off to Crab Castle!
206. 18:17Hi guys. - Hi guys.
207. 18:21Castle Crab. Made for crabs, or made out of crabs?
208. 18:24For thousands of years its been inhabited by loads of crabs...
209. 18:28... and a huge spider.
210. 18:30And, of course, by the most dangerous animal of all: Paul.
211. 18:35Hola, Jonja. - Hola.
212. 18:44See you tomorrow. - Hey!
213. 18:46"Please, Your Majesty." - Please, your Majesty.
214. 18:49<i>Hi, guys.</i> - Hi, guys.
215. 18:52We're like in this "shed".
216. 18:55And, well, there are lots of games and stuff.
217. 19:03And there's a kind of other game...
218. 19:06<i>Now, he's on the ground,</i> <i>but he's up again.</i>
219. 19:11<i>Can he win? No! He fell.</i>
220. 19:14Oh no. I think, it's too late.
221. 19:18He's dying.
222. 19:21He's woken up again! He's going crazy.
223. 19:28How was the trip? - Totally exhausting.
224. 19:31Paul was totally freaked out. - So you're all stressed out? - Yeah.
225. 19:37I've already had a smoothie today.
226. 19:42With some fruit and a touch of vodka. - Okay.
227. 19:48Wanna go to the cove later on?
228. 19:50Mud Cove? - Yeah.
229. 19:52I've got something, just a sec.
230. 20:01I really didn't know I used to be quite pretty. Me neither.
231. 20:07Oh no. - What? Why? It's awesome.
232. 20:10Look.
233. 20:12Don't you like it?
234. 20:14Does it belong to your father?
235. 20:16No. - Come on. Forget the hat...
236. 20:25Can you send me the videos?
237. 20:28Extremely typical of you to forget your phone.
238. 20:31Sometimes I really wonder about you, madam.
239. 20:34Doesn't matter.
240. 20:37And your mother?
241. 20:44You can call her from my phone.
242. 20:47Yeah, easy-peasy.
243. 21:19Hey.
244. 21:27Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. - Careful.
245. 21:36You forgot how, didn't you?
246. 21:40Give it to me, Polly. - Paul the loser!
247. 21:43Give it to me. - Cool.
248. 21:46Uh, why is it magnetic?
249. 21:49We don't know.
250. 21:50But the winner never has to set the breakfast table on vacation.
251. 21:53It was like that when I was a kid
252. 21:55and the house belonged to my uncle. - Tradition.
253. 21:58Yes, not bad junior. Not bad. - C'mon.
254. 22:05When Martina was expecting Polly,
255. 22:07we really hoped he'd be magnetic.
256. 22:10Martina ran around the whole time, didn't you?
257. 22:12Like this...
258. 22:14She ran around for days with coins stuck to her belly.
259. 22:19And... - Grab it, will you!
260. 22:26See? Serves you right. - Okay.
261. 22:29I'm out. - Okay.
262. 22:31Theo.
263. 22:34Oh, I don't know. I'm not sure... oh.
264. 22:38At least, Polly is not magnetic. - But a bit clingy. - Haha!
265. 22:52Okay, one more, and you beat the record.
266. 22:55Awesome.
267. 22:59Wow. No shit.
268. 23:05Jonja, Jonja, Jonja!
269. 23:11Hey! - Jonja!
270. 23:15That's my friend. - Not bad.
271. 23:18Jonja, did you call your mother yet?
272. 23:22No, but I texted her. - I see.
273. 23:26We wanted to talk to her since she wasn't there this morning.
274. 23:29Last week she was short on time, too.
275. 23:32Oh no. - Yeah, she's working.
276. 23:44No rush.
277. 23:47Igor!
278. 24:39Jonja, come and join us!
279. 25:15What's wrong?
280. 25:37Why aren't you as funny as your father? - Hey.
281. 25:41Oh, Polly!
282. 25:44How about you?
283. 25:47Am I funnier than my mother? You bet.
284. 25:49Does she take you seriously?
285. 25:51You always do stuff on your own. She absolutely trusts you.
286. 25:55Yeah, I don't know. Kind of.
287. 25:59It's because you're the older sibling. It's always that way.
288. 26:02Younger siblings can only be funny or... like me.
289. 26:06No matter how old you are, people always see
290. 26:09that you're the younger or the older sibling.
291. 26:12Guess what my father is.
292. 26:14Younger? - See? It works.
293. 26:22What about your mother's boyfriend?
294. 26:26Huh?
295. 26:27Does he live at your place now or not?
296. 26:31What?
297. 26:32Does he live with you?
298. 26:36Let's see what's going on over there.
299. 26:46Oh, just Theo.
300. 26:50And her?
301. 26:53Who is she?
302. 26:56Melanie.
303. 26:58Just as boring as Theo.
304. 27:07Does Theo have the same music app as you?
305. 27:14Does it suit me? - You look like a politician.
306. 27:16Yeah. - Uh-huh. - That's sweet.
307. 27:23Hey, what the hell! - You're so sweet.
308. 27:27Me? I got no idea what it is.
309. 27:30Yeah, sure.
310. 27:33I swear, dude, what is it?
311. 27:36Gosh.
312. 27:38Play another one. - Okay.
313. 27:40That one? - Yes.
314. 27:44What's all this, dude?
315. 27:50This is so cool!
316. 27:51Never heard it. Where's it from? - As if you didn't know.
317. 27:55Find another one, Jonja?
318. 27:57Play something really corny.
319. 28:04Geez, what's going on? - Leave it.
320. 28:38C'mon, let's go.
321. 29:28How long have they known each other?
322. 29:31Huh?
323. 29:34Don't know. Three years maybe.
324. 29:36But he always forgets about her when we're back home.
325. 29:49And her?
326. 30:56Since you asked earlier...
327. 31:01My...
328. 31:04My mother's boyfriend is moving in with us soon.
329. 31:09Oh.
330. 31:11Okay.
331. 31:15And also because...
332. 31:17Yes, well...
333. 31:23I think my mother is pregnant.
334. 31:27You think so?
335. 31:31Actually I know.
336. 31:33I heard them talking about it.
337. 31:38But she didn't tell you?
338. 31:49So, he moves in...
339. 31:52... and then the baby, too.
340. 31:56Do you even have enough rooms?
341. 32:02No idea. Not really.
342. 32:28For now, we're here.
343. 32:59Boo!
344. 33:02Rascal! - Got you!
345. 33:09Hey, Polly.
346. 33:11Did Jonja call her mother yet?
347. 33:16Uh, yes earlier. - Okay.
348. 33:19I really wanted to talk to her.
349. 33:23Yes, I know. That's what I told her, but...
350. 33:26... she said everything is fine, and she sends you her regards.
351. 33:30Okay.
352. 33:32Then everything's fine. - Yes.
353. 34:12Can I have more orange juice? - Uh-huh.
354. 34:15Thanks. - You, too, Jonja?
355. 34:18Orange juice? - We thought...
356. 34:20We thought about taking the ferry to the island.
357. 34:23This afternoon. - Feel like it? - Wow, that's a new idea.
358. 34:27Good morning Theo.
359. 34:29Stay here. - Can't you put something on?
360. 34:32I already have.
361. 34:34Hello.
362. 34:39Good morning, Melanie.
363. 34:42They're going to the island, but I don't think... - Mega!
364. 34:46I've wanted to go there again for so long. - Then join us.
365. 34:49Love to.
366. 34:52It's kind of a place with no sense of time.
367. 34:55The perfect place for old folks.
368. 34:58Theo!
369. 35:00No, seriously.
370. 35:03On the island you get the feeling that nothing else exists.
371. 35:08That nothing else matters.
372. 35:10The whole world could explode, and we wouldn't notice.
373. 35:14And I think everyone needs that from time to time.
374. 35:17At least I think so.
375. 35:18Welcome to the philosophical breakfast.
376. 35:21I'd like it. - Me too.
377. 35:24Okay, shall we leave at three?
378. 35:27Yes.
379. 35:29Okay?
380. 35:31Cool.
381. 36:07"Eins". - Two.
382. 36:10"Trois". - "Vier".
383. 36:12Five. - "Six".
384. 36:13Uh, "sieben".
385. 36:15Oh, Paul.
386. 36:17It's your fault.
387. 36:23Come on, Jonja.
388. 36:59"YOUR NAME ON A GRAIN OF RICE."
389. 37:07See that? She writes your name on a grain of rice.
390. 37:11You can find that everywhere. - How does she do it?
391. 37:15It's not hard. Anybody can do it.
392. 37:18Do you even know how big a grain of rice is?
393. 37:20Very small.
394. 37:24Wise guy.
395. 37:26I don't think it's that special either. - What's that?
396. 37:28Huh?
397. 37:29Five missed calls from an unknown number.
398. 37:3201633839... - I think the boat's leaving.
399. 37:36Oh, right. Let's go.
400. 37:40Probably one of the Kaltenbergs.
401. 39:00Martina, did you see them?
402. 39:03Huh? - Did you see them?
403. 39:04Totally nuts.
404. 39:06I don't know who you mean. - Let's go this way.
405. 39:11We go swimming. See you later. - Bye, have fun. - See you later.
406. 39:15Polly, we'll meet here. Have fun.
407. 39:19Got your phones? - Yeah.
408. 39:21Bye. - Ciao. - Have fun.
409. 39:26Do you need my phone to call your mom?
410. 39:30Yeah, I'll do it later.
411. 39:32Shouldn't we go where Theo and Melanie are?
412. 39:35Nah, totally boring.
413. 39:57Hello and welcome, everyone. We are back again with Paul.
414. 40:02Paul!
415. 40:04Yeah. - Hello! - And me... Hello!
416. 40:07And we are now in... What's it called? Ingo...
417. 40:12Ingonesia! -Yeah, right.
418. 40:15Anyway, bye bye, Ingonesia. We just arrived in...
419. 40:19Scratchifornia. As you see.
420. 40:22Ouch.
421. 40:24Ah, it hurts so much.
422. 40:29What if...
423. 40:32What if we told the truth when we wanted to lie
424. 40:36and we lied when we wanted to tell the truth?
425. 40:40Hm.
426. 40:41Does anybody know?
427. 40:45No, nobody knows.
428. 40:48Even if you wanted to say how it is, you say the opposite.
429. 40:56But...
430. 40:58... if it's a lie that every truth is a lie,
431. 41:01then it's always the truth regardless of what you say.
432. 41:05Huh?
433. 41:07Well... doesn't matter.
434. 41:11What if leg-hair was like head-hair and head-hair like leg-hair?
435. 41:15I'd brush yours and make pigtails.
436. 41:19Oh, could you braid colorful strands?
437. 41:21Sure. And some wax strips for your head.
438. 41:25What if we jumped off that thing?
439. 41:33Better stay here.
440. 41:36Awesome.
441. 41:40Hello?
442. 41:43Oh, look.
443. 41:46Think it's safe?
444. 41:48No?
445. 41:50Better not.
446. 41:56You're crazy.
447. 42:04You aren't serious about it.
448. 42:44Everything okay?
449. 42:51Are you coming back down again?
450. 42:57I can't! - What?
451. 43:00I can't jump.
452. 43:03It's too high.
453. 43:09What now?
454. 43:22What a crappy idea.
455. 43:27I didn't know that...
456. 43:32That this is so freaking high?
457. 43:58Jump or ladder?
458. 44:02Can't we wait ten minutes?
459. 44:05What then?
460. 44:13If we wait ten more minutes,
461. 44:16we'll be afraid ten minutes longer.
462. 44:21No way I'm gonna climb down again.
463. 44:56One, two, three.
464. 45:06What the heck!
465. 45:11Did we really do it?
466. 46:06Hi. - Did you have fun?
467. 46:09Just shut up, old man. - Hey!
468. 46:11I thought time doesn't exist here.
469. 46:13Anyway, for some it's too late.
470. 46:17C'mon, hurry up.
471. 46:19Think I could go to the restroom?
472. 46:21Jonja has to go to the restroom. - Oh yeah, I gotta go, too.
473. 46:25The ferry leaves at five past. - They'll make it. - You bet.
474. 46:37Oh no.
475. 46:43This is always free.
476. 46:50I'll hurry.
477. 47:01Oh, sorry.
478. 47:09This is the men's restroom?
479. 47:12Yes.
480. 47:16I never would've thought that of you. - What?
481. 47:19That you are so old fashioned.
482. 47:22I gotta pee.
483. 47:24Yes, go ahead.
484. 47:26Here?
485. 47:27No, of course not. What's your problem?
486. 47:31Why is only 50% of the world allowed to pee in company?
487. 47:35And you support it, too!
488. 48:11Hey!
489. 48:13Wait!
490. 48:15Two minutes. You could've waited! - Sorry, next one leaves in an hour.
491. 48:20Crap. - See you in a bit. - See you later.
492. 48:48What now?
493. 49:36What do you think of it?
494. 49:39It's nice.
495. 49:52This is so beautiful.
496. 50:04Ah fuck.
497. 50:07Could you try?
498. 51:18Beautiful. I think, I'll buy it.
499. 51:21And you?
500. 51:24I don't know. How much does it cost?
501. 51:28It's perfect for you.
502. 51:31We'll take it. - So you found something. Great.
503. 51:33Yes. This bracelet and...
504. 51:41C'mon, stop bugging me.
505. 51:42Guys!
506. 51:45Theo?
507. 51:48No.
508. 51:52Theo is...
509. 51:54Theo is okay.
510. 52:00Be glad you don't have these problems yet.
511. 52:09It's not that bad either.
512. 52:17When did you have your first relationship? - Relationship?
513. 52:24Well...
514. 52:26Not really a relationship,
515. 52:27but my first real guy when I was 14.
516. 52:31So, Theo?
517. 52:34Yeah...
518. 52:35Theo was shortly after.
519. 52:38But you don't have to be so specific about it.
520. 52:45You mean that it...
521. 52:48... doesn't have to be extremely official at first?
522. 52:53Yeah, I mean...
523. 52:57... sometimes the best part is just having a crush.
524. 53:01Without... talking about it.
525. 53:11And...
526. 53:13Not even with the person...
527. 53:16... you got a crush in?
528. 53:20Depends on what you want.
529. 54:15Hi darling. - Oh, hello.
530. 54:19In fact, I have armpit hair instead of leg hair.
531. 54:23Really? Me too. - No, it was head hair.
532. 54:27We've all gathered here today to wed these beautiful people
533. 54:31with their beautiful leg-hairstyles.
534. 54:34You can take the rings now, if you like.
535. 54:38Yeah...
536. 54:41I'm only doing all this for my mother's sake.
537. 54:46No problem. I don't like you either.
538. 54:58Hey doll, you up for it?
539. 55:04And then we go skinny-dipping. - Yes? Oh my God. I'm so excited.
540. 55:09Can I ride with you? - Yes, you can get on the back...
541. 55:15Okay, are you standing? - Yeah, kind of.
542. 55:18<i>Welcome to the family.</i>
543. 55:22Oh my God, oh my God. Ah. - Got it. Got it.
544. 55:29Theo and Melanie are going out again, aren't they? - No idea.
545. 55:33Sure, they are. I saw them earlier.
546. 55:41And your brother? Is he at home the whole vacation?
547. 55:44Um, my brother?
548. 55:47Yes.
549. 55:48Can he also go on vacation like you?
550. 55:51Uh, no. He's too young for that.
551. 56:04You're only interested in Theo, have you noticed?
552. 56:07Not true at all.
553. 56:13You might think...
554. 56:19What?
555. 56:21I guess it's okay. It's your business.
556. 56:25But he's my brother.
557. 56:32Yep, if you're really...
558. 56:38I don't know.
559. 56:40In love with him?
560. 56:43No!
561. 56:46Really?
562. 56:49But you're always staring at him.
563. 56:53No, I'm not.
564. 56:55Yes, you are. All the time.
565. 57:00I don't know.
566. 57:05Tell me. Why?
567. 57:22What if...
568. 57:27If what?
569. 57:29What if...
570. 57:32... it wasn't because of Theo?
571. 57:37But?
572. 57:40Well, Theo isn't alone most of the time.
573. 57:56Okay. I see.
574. 58:05So if that's the case, how would that be?
575. 58:11Actually, quite... nice.
576. 58:24Well then. - Well then.
577. 58:27Well then. - Well then.
578. 58:30Well then. - Well then.
579. 58:33Well then.
580. 58:35Well then.
581. 58:37Well... then.
582. 58:39Well then, good night. - Good night.
583. 58:48Oh, no.
584. 58:50Wait a sec.
585. 58:52There!
586. 59:01(unintelligible chatter)
587. 59:07(unintelligible chatter)
588. 59:11Everything's fine. Could you lower your voice, please.
589. 59:19(unintelligible chatter)
590. 59:26She talked to you, didn't she? Anyway, we're on vacation.
591. 59:30Polly! - You don't just take a child on vacation!
592. 59:33You talked to her on the phone. What's the problem?
593. 59:35I didn't talk to anybody, 'cause she didn't take her phone.
594. 59:38What's going on? - Come on out, Polly! - Jonja!
595. 59:41Tell me what you're doing here and why you called the police?
596. 59:45Jonja. - I don't understand why you had to do this?
597. 59:47Why did you call the police? - Hey, little one.
598. 59:50Hi. - Polly.
599. 59:52Are you okay? - Jonja.
600. 59:55Jonja - Stop it. - Don't you touch me!
601. 59:57You told her we invited you...
602. 1:00:00Thanks a lot! Fantastic! - What's the problem?
603. 1:00:02Don't yell like that.
604. 1:00:05Leave me alone!
605. 1:00:09You took my child...
606. 1:00:11We took your daughter on vacation!
607. 1:00:15You kidnapped her... - That's ridiculous!
608. 1:00:20Because we're on vacation.
609. 1:00:23The children sleep there, and when it's cold they come inside.
610. 1:00:29Who are you? - What? - Who are you? - Paul.
611. 1:02:13Damn it!
612. 1:00:33It's incredible that my child is standing around in your yard...
613. 1:00:36She's on vacation with us! - Without my permission!
614. 1:00:41(unintelligible chatter)
615. 1:01:31You have no idea how much we suffered.
616. 1:01:34"We"! - Yes, "we", damn it!
617. 1:02:16Damn it! - I think Mom is still really mad.
618. 1:02:22Hey! - Leave me alone!
619. 1:02:24What's wrong with you? I reported you as missing yesterday!
620. 1:02:28Unnecessary.
621. 1:02:30And found out you were vacationing with people I don't know.
622. 1:02:32So what? We never go on vacation!
623. 1:02:35Wrong. We were in always Pepelow. - We were! Kapisch?
624. 1:02:41It's amazing you even noticed I was gone.
625. 1:02:45What the hell are you saying? - Shut up!
626. 1:02:47Who do you think you are? - Please, Wolf. Leave it.
627. 1:02:51Why do you always "leave it", "leave it", "leave it"? I don't get you.
628. 1:02:55I don't get lots of things either.
629. 1:02:57Like how you can live with an asshole who gets you...
630. 1:03:01I don't have to listen to this!
631. 1:03:13Jonja! Everything went wrong.
632. 1:03:16I took care of everything, but she somehow found out.
633. 1:03:19Then they all came to me and got really upset!
634. 1:03:22And they kept grilling me!
635. 1:03:24I didn't know what to say. Is your mother still pissed?
636. 1:03:29Are you angry at me? - No, it's okay.
637. 1:03:32It's not your fault.
638. 1:04:03Hi. - Oh hi.
639. 1:04:06Hold it.
640. 1:04:12Here is your phone. - Thanks. - Unstable.
641. 1:04:28Want to join us?
642. 1:04:29"Dinosaurs on Majorca".
643. 1:04:31I drew that in my dreams. - In your dreams!
644. 1:04:34I'm responsible for building it. - Very important.
645. 1:04:38And this is my beloved assistant,
646. 1:04:42who is filming right now...
647. 1:04:44Here...
648. 1:04:46Wait a sec.
649. 1:04:48Jonja, hold it.
650. 1:04:49I never wanted to hold the center. You wanted me to.
651. 1:04:52Just hold it, okay. - Yes.
652. 1:04:57Oh, Jonja! - It's just a wooden dinosaur!
653. 1:05:27<i>It's absolutely paradise.</i> <i>But seriously, my dears,</i>
654. 1:05:30<i>you're really missing out</i> <i>if you never come here.</i>
655. 1:05:33<i>The people, the beaches, the sea</i> <i>and especially the drinks.</i>
656. 1:05:39<i>We really deserve it.</i>
657. 1:05:43No!
658. 1:05:45<i>Coconut in the tree, coconut</i> <i>in the glass, coconut for you.</i>
659. 1:05:48<i>Everything has coconut in it.</i>
660. 1:06:26Hello.
661. 1:06:34Your stupid sand glass!
662. 1:06:41Paul.
663. 1:06:46I wanted to say, if I had asked my mother
664. 1:06:48I couldn't have come with you.
665. 1:06:53And honestly, I'd do it again, because...
666. 1:06:57So you'd lie to me again?
667. 1:07:00Cool. Don't you get it?
668. 1:07:01No, not to you.
669. 1:07:04But if I told you, you'd have...
670. 1:07:06I'd have told my parents?
671. 1:07:08No, it's not what I think.
672. 1:07:11What do you think?
673. 1:07:14Just say what you think for once!
674. 1:07:17What I think? - Yes.
675. 1:07:21I really wonder. Not just now.
676. 1:07:24Because everything's always great and funny and easy-peasy.
677. 1:07:28But I've never seen your place. I don't know your brother.
678. 1:07:30I don't know your friends.
679. 1:07:32And after that chaos, I don't seem to know you either.
680. 1:07:36Is anything you say ever true?
681. 1:07:38I just wanted to have a cool vacation with you!
682. 1:07:42The other stuff has nothing to do with it!
683. 1:07:44If I'd told you, you'd have told your parents. - No way!
684. 1:07:48I even told my mother I talked to your mother!
685. 1:07:53Geez!
686. 1:07:55What?
687. 1:07:57Yes, you're not the only person who can lie.
688. 1:08:02And she believed you? - Sure.
689. 1:08:06Because my mother trusts me.
690. 1:08:09And she doesn't need two days to realize I'm gone.
691. 1:08:13And then blame others and ruin their vacation.
692. 1:08:18Oh sorry that I ruined your perfect, perfect family's
693. 1:08:2010-thousandth perfect, perfect vacation!
694. 1:08:22Dude, I'm amazed you even dare to show up here.
695. 1:08:33Theo? - Huh?
696. 1:08:38Did you know that Jonja has a crush...
697. 1:08:40... on Melanie?
698. 1:08:44Uh...
699. 1:08:46Okay. So what?
700. 1:10:05Fuck!
701. 1:10:18<i>Uh, coming for dinner tonight?</i> <i>We're making pizza again!</i>
702. 1:10:24<i>Just talked to Christina's mother.</i> <i>Where are you?</i>
703. 1:10:28<i>Please, I'm not upset. We just</i> <i>want to know where you are.</i>
704. 1:10:34<i>Jonja, you can't do this.</i> <i>Call me. I'm worried.</i>
705. 1:10:36<i>I'm really worried.</i>
706. 1:10:40<i>You can always come back home.</i> <i>You know that, right?</i>
707. 1:11:33Honestly, I don't care if you like me or not. You know that?
708. 1:11:39But I care about your mother. Especially now.
709. 1:11:45Okay.
710. 1:11:50Maybe she needs someone else besides you two.
711. 1:12:00Then you leave and think you can have a nice vacation with those guys.
712. 1:12:04That hurts her.
713. 1:12:09Of course we want to do the same for you.
714. 1:12:13But we can't.
715. 1:12:15Don't blame me.
716. 1:12:17No, not you.
717. 1:12:19But Paul's family?
718. 1:12:23No idea. In any case, we're not to blame.
719. 1:13:14Mom?
720. 1:13:17I know you're pregnant.
721. 1:13:40And well...
722. 1:13:43At first, I didn't like it, but...
723. 1:13:51When the baby comes...
724. 1:13:55... Wolf will move in.
725. 1:14:02And...
726. 1:14:10The baby didn't want to stay.
727. 1:14:17It often happens.
728. 1:14:58<i>Beautiful weather.</i> <i>- Just had a great local meal.</i>
729. 1:15:02<i>And I'm here with my dream woman.</i>
730. 1:15:05<i>But we discovered this week that not </i> <i>everyone is doing as well as we are.</i>
731. 1:15:10<i>Last night, we saw four</i> <i>small puppies with their mom.</i>
732. 1:15:14<i>They were so emaciated.</i>
733. 1:15:17<i>Really tough.</i> <i>- So it's important to remember</i>
734. 1:15:20<i>that not everyone is doing</i> <i>as well as we are.</i>
735. 1:16:54<i>What if we told the truth</i> <i>when we wanted to lie</i>
736. 1:16:58<i>and we lied when</i> <i>we wanted to tell the truth.</i>
737. 1:17:01<i>Hm.</i>
738. 1:17:02<i>Does anybody know?</i>
739. 1:17:06<i>No, nobody knows.</i>
740. 1:17:09<i>And even if you wanted</i> <i>to say how it is...</i>
741. 1:17:12<i>When are you coming, Jonja?</i> <i>We're waiting for you.</i>
742. 1:17:16Fuck.
743. 1:17:19Hey, I'm extremely sorry, but I won't make it.
744. 1:17:22I have to babysit Ole. Have fun with the dino.
745. 1:17:33I'm going out.
746. 1:17:35Mom said, you were making lunch.
747. 1:17:39There's lasagna in the freezer.
748. 1:17:43Ciao.
749. 1:17:59Welcome
750. 1:18:18Hello. - Is Jonja home? - Who are you?
751. 1:18:22Paul. - I see.
752. 1:18:26Is she home? - Uh, no.
753. 1:18:30Smells funny, somehow. - Uh-oh!
754. 1:18:49The others too, okay? - Yes.
755. 1:18:52Crap, how do you turn that off?
756. 1:19:00Hello.
757. 1:19:03That's really cool. Okay, now go left. And now up.
758. 1:19:07Ah, right would have been better.
759. 1:19:09Okay, now left through the grid.
760. 1:19:12Great.
761. 1:19:22Hey.
762. 1:19:33Thanks for saving Ole from the lasagna.
763. 1:19:38Sure.
764. 1:19:44You were right. It was mega hard.
765. 1:19:55"WHAT IF"
766. 1:20:00So?
767. 1:20:01What if...?
768. 1:20:08What if...
769. 1:20:12... I had let you know?
770. 1:20:17What if I hadn't said those mean things to you?
771. 1:20:24What if I had brought you here sooner?
772. 1:20:28What if I had kept the thing with Melanie secret?
773. 1:20:37And what if...
774. 1:20:41... what if we just...
775. 1:20:45Forget about it?
776. 1:20:57Then everything would be okay, wouldn't it?
777. 1:21:17Do you have time?
778. 1:21:34Wow, awesome.
779. 1:21:37Hey, sorry that I'm late. - Just a little, right?
780. 1:21:41Hello!
781. 1:21:43You're Paul!
782. 1:21:45This is Christina and Aylin. - Hi. - And this is Paul. - Hi.
783. 1:21:53How many do you have to make?
784. 1:21:55We have five orders of both, and we gotta make at least 50 more.
785. 1:22:06Shall we show Paul?
786. 1:22:10We got one move, that's it. Nothing else.
787. 1:22:19There you go.
788. 1:22:25Awesome, people! Party!
789. 1:22:28Oh my God, it looks so great!
790. 1:22:30And that flower. Simply...
791. 1:22:33I'm already stressed out.
792. 1:22:35Five, six, seven, eight.
793. 1:22:50Thank you.
794. 1:23:42Well then. - Well then.
795. 1:23:47Well then. - Well then.
796. 1:23:51Well then.
797. 1:23:53Well then. - Well then.
798. 1:23:55Well then.
799. 1:23:57Well then. - Well then.
800. 1:24:00Hey!
801. 1:24:02Hey!