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0:00I got to tell you, Steo, you know I love
0:01you. You know I love you. I'm a ride or
0:02die for you, Steo.
0:03>> But when he wouldn't put that car up his
0:05ass.
0:09>> Congratulations on uh the the last
0:12version of uh Jackass.
0:14>> Thank you.
0:15>> I watched it this morning in bed in uh
0:18they got me a screener
0:21and it is so bizarre.
0:25>> Yeah. to that that very first scene is
0:28so bizarre.
0:30>> It's
0:30>> Oh, are you talking about the
0:32>> the handgun?
0:33>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
0:34>> It is so
0:37Do you know I mean I I I don't know if
0:39you remember this, but we met a long
0:40time ago.
0:41>> Yeah. Uh, when I was doing commercials
0:43for ESPN, I was going across the country
0:46for the X Games, meeting all the
0:48athletes, but we stopped in Florida to
0:51meet Rolling Stones biggest partyier in
0:55the nation, and that was you.
0:57>> Yep.
0:58>> And then I did notice
1:00like when you first started making it,
1:03and it made me so happy like you Yeah. I
1:07was like, "Wow, I met that guy a long
1:09time ago and you just worked your ass
1:11off from like
1:13that until like you have a wonderful
1:16standup career." Can and that made me
1:18happy.
1:18>> Can I tell you I had the exact same
1:20feeling?
1:21>> Did you remember me though from then or
1:23No, probably not.
1:25>> So much. So, it's it's a little it's a
1:27little storied, but uh so that was like
1:30the only thing legitimately I did out of
1:33the out of the Rolling Stone was that
1:35ESPN commercial. They gave me like a day
1:37rate. I hung out in your tour bus with
1:39you. And do you remember who the other
1:41actor was?
1:42>> Beautiful Jason. He's the guy who in the
1:46self-defense equipment. He it was his
1:48house. He let me do it there. And then
1:52when we did the gun, I believe he he was
1:55supposed to shoot me,
1:56>> but we got out there. He's like, "I'm
1:58not [ __ ] shooting you."
1:59>> Yeah.
1:59>> And so he had to operate the camera
2:02>> very poorly, by the way. I mean this is
2:04but this is before any like nowadays all
2:07of us know composition so like everyone
2:09holds the subject in the center of frame
2:12not too much headroom you are in the
2:14[ __ ] corner of that shot you have to
2:16see that uh jackass best and last is if
2:21you're a jackass fan which every single
2:23man that is below 50 years old is a
2:27diehard ride or die it's going to be
2:30your favorite jackass it is such an
2:32homage I cried at the And I feel like I
2:34I I have so much I want to say, but I'm
2:36going to go back to 1997.
2:38>> 1997,
2:41uh, I meet you at the Lambda Kai House.
2:43It's the first sketch you were doing,
2:45and you had your tour bus and you you
2:46and beautiful Jason were
2:48>> ESPN's tour bus.
2:49>> ESPN. But no, but you brought me on and
2:52you were like, "Let's bring I want to"
2:53and we smoked weed. You asked if I could
2:56find Delotted. I'd never heard of
2:57Delotted before.
3:00And you showed me a video that I think
3:02of all the time of kids trying to knock
3:05themselves out with an empty beer
3:06bottle.
3:07>> Oh yeah, that was probably from the
3:09whiskey video.
3:10>> And and and and
3:12at that point and no slight to beautiful
3:14Jason, but I remember you were the one
3:16guy I remembered because you were very I
3:19was saying, I'm going to move to New
3:21York. I'm going to get into standup. I
3:23I'm going to get into this business. Do
3:25you have any insights? And you're like,
3:27and in my kitchen, I swear to God, and
3:30if I remember this wrong, please tell me
3:32I am wrong. You told me I would like to
3:36get shot with a crossbow and wear a coat
3:38of arms, and I would like to get shot
3:41with a gun, and I I'm doing this thing
3:42for a magazine right now called Big
3:45Brother. And you pitched me jackass. I
3:48want to tell you to the point where when
3:50I was on the X show, which is my TV
3:52show, in 2000,
3:54I'm guessing, and Jackass first came
3:57out, I was sitting in the bleachers and
3:59all our crew guys brought in a VHS and
4:02they're like, "Did you guys watch MTV
4:03last night?" And I was like, "No." And
4:05they're like, "Have you seen Jackass? I
4:07have no frame of reference for what it
4:08is." And they're like, "No." And they
4:10put in the Jackass tape and it's you.
4:13And I remembered you
4:15>> and I was like, "Johnny Knoxville." And
4:17I got so excited. I go, "Hit pause." I
4:19go, "I know that [ __ ] guy." I go, "I
4:20[ __ ] know that guy. I know that guy."
4:23And I was like, "Oh my god, he did it.
4:25He did it. He took this idea and
4:28followed through." And then I was
4:30obsessed with Jackass because I felt
4:33like I was there at the beginning when I
4:34met you and you felt like you had a
4:36seed. I mean, I remember like and my
4:38memory is always jaded in Yeah. in in in
4:41whatever I beautiful picture I needed to
4:42be. But I then uh became a I I was like
4:48obsessed. I thought it was the coolest
4:50thing that's ever been done in media.
4:52And I would I would go into meetings and
4:55they would be like, you know, they
4:56pitched you pitched Jackass to like
4:57Comedy Central, VH1. You pitched it all
4:59over and no one wanted it except for
5:02MTV.
5:03>> We pitched it to HBO first. Went
5:06terrible. And um Spike did all the
5:10talking and he could feel how much that
5:13they hated our idea. So he's just going,
5:17"Yeah." And um uh uh Jeff and I are
5:22like, "Oh, [ __ ] We thought this guy
5:23knew what he was doing." And then we
5:26went to MTV and Comedy Central. I think
5:28we pitched USA, maybe VH1, I don't
5:31remember.
5:32>> They were all in the same building at
5:33one point.
5:34>> And MTV and Comedy Central both wanted
5:37it. So, it was it was wild. Uh, but
5:40yeah, I I do remember meeting you so
5:43much. And I'm sure I told you about
5:46>> my idea for the self-defense equipment,
5:50>> you know, where I shoot myself and this
5:52and that.
5:53>> And and I did it not too
5:58I don't know if I had done it at that
5:59point, but
6:00>> you shot that in 98. You met me in 97.
6:02>> Yeah. So, yeah, it was like the next
6:04year I did it. So, yeah. You knew before
6:09>> almost anyone else. There was like a
6:11handful of people who knew before it
6:13became a thing and you were one of them.
6:15>> And you I remember you said, "I can
6:16throw myself down a flight of stairs."
6:19And we were like, "What?" And we were I
6:20don't This is my recollection of the
6:22night.
6:22>> Pretty good way to get on TV.
6:26>> Me and you and two of the most beautiful
6:28girls that ever went to Florida State.
6:30>> Yes.
6:30>> You guys picked us up in the tour bus at
6:32Yanni's at We all went to Yanni's. Then
6:34the tour bus pulled We all got in on the
6:36tour bus. We went back to my apartment.
6:37We ended up continuing smoking weed. We
6:40got dressed as dra in drag as women. The
6:42girls dressed as women. And you said, "I
6:45can throw myself down a flight of
6:46stairs." And we were like, "No way." And
6:49you did it. And I [ __ ] And I was like
6:52I was enamored. I was enamored because I
6:54I had bought the dream of moving to
6:56Hollywood. And And then I I moved to
6:59Hollywood. I remember I remember being
7:02at I don't know if you remember this
7:03being at California Chicken Cafe and I
7:06was eating lunch with my agent and you
7:10walked in and and I went Johnny
7:11Knoxville and you stopped and you went
7:14Bert Chryser the number one party animal
7:17in the country.
7:18>> Yeah. I totally remembered you.
7:20>> Yeah.
7:20>> I absolutely
7:21>> and uh and the whole jackass crew was
7:24behind and it was and I I mean I
7:27>> How long ago was this? That was 2000.
7:29That was before 2001. It was before
7:31September 11th.
7:32>> When When did you first break? When did
7:35you first hit?
7:37>> Like a couple years ago.
7:41>> Oh, no. I mean, I had like So, I had I
7:45know you don't know this, but I had my
7:47own jackass. Like, I seem to get hired
7:51as if they couldn't get Johnny
7:52Knoxville. They couldn't get any of the
7:54guys at Jackass. And I got hired in that
7:57direction. I did a show called Hurt Bert
7:59after Jackass.
8:00>> Hurt Bert. That's a pretty nice title.
8:04>> It Can I tell you what it missed? And
8:06I'm telling you this because I watched
8:08Jackass best and last this morning. It
8:10missed the camaraderie. The beauty of
8:12Jackass is that I, as a viewer, I want
8:16to be with you guys. I feel like I'm
8:17included with you guys. I feel like I'm
8:19one of the guys. I'm one of the boys. I
8:21feel like Chris Pontius gets me.
8:23>> You know,
8:24>> he's the best. And I feel like you're my
8:26buddy and and I feel like we're all
8:28laughing with everyone.
8:30>> Yeah.
8:30>> Trust me as a guy who's done it. When
8:32there's one person doing the stunt, you
8:35start feeling bad for them.
8:39>> Like this producer is a [ __ ] monster,
8:41>> dude. I f I got mauled by a bull. I got
8:44mauled by a bull. And you have been
8:46mauled by a bull. Can you pull up my m
8:48by bull m?
8:48>> Yeah, please. And um this has got to be
8:512000 2000 and uh no one's there to
8:56laugh. No one's there to make flight of
8:58it.
8:58>> No peanut gallery to pan over to.
9:00>> It's just a paramedic and me and it's so
9:03uncomfortable.
9:05>> It's a great title though, Bert.
9:07>> Oh yeah. I wish I could revamp it.
9:09>> Hurt Bert.
9:10>> Rodeo Clown.
9:12>> And how many seasons this go?
9:14>> Six episodes.
9:15>> All right. All right.
9:19It was I mean I got pigeonholed as this
9:23for a big part of my career.
9:25>> For how long did this you think this
9:26Okay, here we go. Nice blonde bull.
9:29>> That's me.
9:31>> All right.
9:32>> And by the way, also content wise
9:34>> Oh, when they make that turn, it never
9:36feels that good. Huh.
9:42>> Oh, so there's no humor in it. There's
9:45just you're watching someone get hurt.
9:48THERE'S NO BOYS GOING. OH [ __ ]
9:50>> IF I WOULD have been there and and they
9:53and that and that's real pain.
9:55>> Oh, it's
9:56>> and that's real pain. If I would have
9:57been there, I was like I have said,
9:59"Hey, Bert, right before the bull gets
10:01to you, jump a little and that way you
10:04you get in the air and it's more dynamic
10:06and you don't get under the bull."
10:08>> It was the It's the It's why I can truly
10:10appreciate Jackass
10:11>> and I would have made you go again.
10:15They looked at me and they said, you
10:16know, we're trying to make a 22-minute
10:18show. We have literally 36 seconds of
10:20footage.
10:21>> Yeah.
10:22>> Can you get back in there? And I was
10:23like, I just broke my ribs. And they're
10:25like, yeah, but we don't have like a
10:26full episode.
10:28>> That's like that's that's those are are
10:31the Jeff Tmaine conversations.
10:33>> Yeah. Oh, I I couldn't
10:34>> I got my ribs broken uh on the first
10:39take in the magic trick in Jackass
10:43Forever, which is in Best of Last with
10:46>> Blonde Bull. Another blonde bull. They
10:48just [ __ ] break your ribs. It hits me
10:50with its horns and my ribs. Breaks my
10:52ribs. And then
10:54>> everyone knew I had to I knew I had to
10:56go again. And so, but take twos are
10:58tough with bulls. So,
11:00>> you can't tell them to go half. You
11:02can't go like, "Hey, it's just They're
11:03the best.
11:04>> Half half the speed looks like
11:05>> half doesn't work. You want him to just
11:08destroy you cuz that's what looks the
11:09best.
11:10>> But what like what is the part of your
11:12brain that like when you're the only
11:16dude getting on the red rocket, no one
11:18wants to get on it.
11:20>> Where is Are you scared? Uh, I will
11:23think about things like a few days out,
11:27you know, get a little like I'm not void
11:30of fear, but as it gets closer, I become
11:34more excited and and I eventually over
11:37time I learn to like it. Uh, so
11:41>> I'm just I just want to get there and do
11:43it.
11:45>> Um, not the healthiest attitude. No, I I
11:47so I did another show called Birth the
11:49Conqueror and then another show called
11:51Trip Flip and all of them were
11:53Adventures of Your Lifetime. The
11:54craziest thing you do. I I tested for
11:57Birth the Conqueror with Ryan Dunn,
11:58oddly enough.
11:59>> Ah,
12:00>> became friends with Ryan. He is He was
12:02>> He's the sweetest.
12:03>> He is. And I would love to take a second
12:06to talk about Ryan Dunn because he was
12:10one of my favorite people I've met,
12:12including you. Yes. within minutes.
12:15There was no industry to him. There was
12:18no jealousy. There was no competition.
12:21>> None.
12:22>> It was just just like a real He reminds
12:25me so much of Shane Gillis. Do you know
12:27Shane Gillis?
12:28>> I don't. I know. He's he's very funny.
12:30Uh but with Dun there's Yeah. There's no
12:32pretense at all. He's just instantly
12:35cool with everybody.
12:37>> Yeah.
12:37>> Yeah. when you found that group that
12:40that that Philly or like Pennsylvania
12:43group when you're building Jackass, how
12:46was did they mesh immediately into the
12:48LA click?
12:49>> Well, it's funny because
12:52we didn't get the group together until
12:58probably the movie. It was uh Bam would
13:02Bam would shoot his stuff out there
13:04>> and edit it and send it to us
13:07>> and maybe No, I take that back. I think
13:10maybe on the third season we all got
13:12together in Florida
13:15>> uh for the TV show. Yeah.
13:16>> But for the fir that was like the
13:2017th episode or something and
13:24Yeah. And so we hadn't met and there was
13:28since we hadn't met there was a little
13:29bit of a east coast west coast vibe
13:31going on
13:32>> but then we met and everyone instantly
13:35got along. It was that all went away.
13:38>> Yeah. It's because there is a weird
13:41energy when you make these movies that
13:45everyone's on their toes. No one's
13:48totally comfortable.
13:50It's it's it's more than no one's
13:53totally comfortable.
13:55Everyone's
13:57paranoid and by the second week of
14:01shooting
14:03they're just just so they're wrecked
14:06completely wrecked for the entire shoot
14:09after that.
14:09>> Now how much do you know like day one
14:12the I'm really interested in like the
14:13bones of this because having been a part
14:16of this I was always on the outside and
14:17I was never on the inside. They never
14:19let me on the inside. But like, so when
14:21you go into production,
14:23>> you have to sit with Jeff Tmaine and I
14:25don't Is Spike still involved?
14:26>> Yeah.
14:28>> Okay. You have to sit with Jeff and
14:29Spike and map out everything. We're
14:31going to have a punching glove that
14:33comes out of a wall. We're going to have
14:34a big hand that smacks everyone. So do
14:36So you're
14:38>> almost a little bit like the Wizard of
14:39Oz,
14:40>> correct? Or no?
14:42>> Yeah. Well, like Jeff and I know 98% of
14:47everything that's going on on the set,
14:50but there's the 2% we both keep from
14:52each other in case I want to get him or
14:55if he wants to come after me. Uh, but
14:58the guys really don't know anything.
15:01>> Yeah.
15:01>> So, uh,
15:03>> does that cause any resentment within
15:05the team?
15:06>> They they they can get worn out at
15:10points. Uh, it's just cuz
15:16they're just getting wrecked constantly
15:18and they don't know where it's coming
15:19from. They don't know if they sit down
15:20in this chair, they're going to go up.
15:22They don't know if something's going to
15:24blast from the wall and hit them or uh
15:27the wall comes out and the bull comes
15:29in. So, they're [ __ ] par.
15:31>> The rattlesnake's the [ __ ] funniest.
15:33>> Oh, yes.
15:34>> It is. It is. Is it? And I I apologize.
15:37My one of my favorite characters is Euan
15:39or Ern.
15:41>> Aaron.
15:41>> Aaron.
15:43>> I'm so happy you got his name wrong.
15:46>> I think I'm And I apologize, Aaron.
15:49>> I apologize, Harry.
15:50>> No, no, don't apologize to me. You made
15:52my day.
15:54>> Because I'm a dick.
15:57But like he really
16:00he's the he's the best because he just
16:04he's like he's the best.
16:07>> He is responsible some of for some of
16:10our best footage of all time
16:13>> without a doubt.
16:14>> Without he's a very important part of
16:17Jack. I mean he's the whipping boy.
16:19>> He's the liver.
16:20>> Yeah he's the liver.
16:21>> Without him it's not filtered through
16:23it. He is the whipping boy.
16:25>> Yeah he is the liver. like uh of the
16:302001 Steo,
16:34>> he's just getting destroyed,
16:37but he he's a good guy, but he he just
16:40he just I don't know.
16:43And you tr like you're shooting with him
16:46and you go home at the end of the day,
16:47you're like, "God, I was a little hard
16:48on Aaron today. I'm going to go in
16:51tomorrow and I'm going to be cool with
16:53him because I feel like a dick." And you
16:56go in in the morning and he'll come up
16:58to you and you're you're like, "This is
16:59my guy. This is Aaron." And within two
17:02minutes he'll say something so [ __ ]
17:03stupid you're screaming at him again.
17:05You can't be nice to him.
17:07>> There him and Poopy's sense of humor.
17:09There's like like Theo Von. I love Theo
17:12Von. And I I like Theo Von more than
17:15ever is the first time I met him that
17:17first month that I hung with him because
17:19I couldn't tell if he was [ __ ] with
17:21me or he was. and and and and and I and
17:24I did not know what was what. And to
17:28this day, I still at times don't know
17:30what it is.
17:30>> I did a movie with Theo Von,
17:33>> the uh the the re rehab one.
17:35>> Yes.
17:35>> It was a great [ __ ] movie.
17:37>> Oh, thank you. Thank you.
17:37>> It was a great [ __ ] movie.
17:38>> I appreciate that, Bert. And
17:41>> I'm a ride or die for Johnny Knox.
17:43>> Oh, well, thank you.
17:44>> Let me tell you right now, stop this
17:46podcast and go watch Walking Tall.
17:49>> Oh, wow.
17:51crying on a [ __ ] plane
17:53>> from walking tall
17:55>> when he takes his shirt off in the
17:56courtroom and he goes and this will
17:58never happen to anyone else again and
18:01he's got the scars on his back. I'm on a
18:03[ __ ] 767 in business class sobbing
18:07uncontrollably drunk as [ __ ]
18:09>> Oh my god.
18:10>> I wish I still knew Johnny Knoxville.
18:12This is the greatest movie ever.
18:13>> Dude,
18:14>> I don't even remember that scene,
18:16>> dude.
18:18I'm like, did he [ __ ] take his shirt
18:21off in a
18:22>> pilot? Your pilot at NBC
18:24has Do you remember the [ __ ] pilot
18:27you did? Right after Jack takes off, you
18:29get a pilot.
18:31>> Okay. And And it was one of the best
18:34pilots I've ever read in my entire life.
18:36You walk in, you have the one of the
18:38coolest scenes ever is you you get out
18:40of your car. Like I don't know if you're
18:41a detective, you're solving mysteries,
18:43but you put a a bag over the the parking
18:46meter. You walk in and you torture the
18:48guy getting the massage. You start
18:49waxing his back. Do you remember this at
18:50all?
18:50>> Holy [ __ ]
18:52>> dude. I'm
18:52>> Will you when if I ever write a book of
18:54my life, will you help me cuz I'm not
18:55remembering any of this.
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22:24You had a house in the hills over by
22:26Beachwood Canyon.
22:28>> Yes,
22:28>> dude. I knew everything about you. You
22:30got to remember I met I met one
22:32>> It's starting to get uncomfortable.
22:34>> I met one dude when I before I got into
22:37the business who got famous. That was
22:39like the possibility that it could
22:41happen.
22:42>> Yeah.
22:42>> And you had had a kid and I remember
22:44that was like
22:46>> was like I rooted for you because I knew
22:48you had a kid. You had told me I think I
22:50just had a daughter or something.
22:51>> Yeah. Yeah.
22:52>> And and I rooted for you. I It's like
22:54But I'm also a broken dude. I like being
22:56a fan of things. I do. I love being a
22:58fan of something, you know, like like I
23:01and it it gives me like I don't know. I
23:05had a I had a guy come to me one time
23:07and say it was at a he goes, "Can I It
23:10was a meet and greet and he was like,
23:11"Can I tell you something?" And I was
23:13like, "Sure." He goes, "I'm a fan of
23:15yours." And I was like, "Okay, I know
23:16where this is going." He's like, "No,
23:17no, no.
23:18>> You're standing on my foot."
23:19>> Yeah. And the security guard's like,
23:21"Let me move him." And he was a he was a
23:22smaller dude. He was like maybe 5'6,
23:25real skinny. uh not a good-looking guy.
23:28And he goes, "Stop. Give me a second."
23:30>> He was a ugly dude. He was not a guy.
23:33It's not the guy you want to be your
23:34fan. But he looked at me and he goes, "I
23:38don't have anything going on in my life,
23:40but I got you." And he goes, "And when
23:42you succeed, you make me believe the
23:44thing I picked was the right thing."
23:47>> Wow.
23:47>> And I was like, "Wow." And he goes, "So
23:49keep killing it, man, cuz every day you
23:51kill it. I know I'm on the right team."
23:53And I went, "Holy shit." And then I
23:56started like quantifying what I'm a fan
23:57of. And dude, I've been a [ __ ] to watch
24:00you amass a fortune to put out a body of
24:05work the way you have to have a [ __ ]
24:07solid acting career and respect across
24:10the industry has given me hope for like
24:13regular dudes that enter this business.
24:15>> Oh my god. I don't even know what to say
24:17to that. Um, uh,
24:20>> I got so pumped when you did Rogan.
24:21>> I got so pumped when you did Rogan. I
24:23was like, [ __ ] yeah. My two guys are
24:25together.
24:26>> Like, and I've been a fan of Joe's
24:28forever. Like, forever. But yeah, I got
24:31I'm Dude, I'm I'm like legit so honored
24:35that you're here.
24:36>> Well, I sit in front of you humbled, but
24:38and thank you. I sincerely appreciate
24:40all that you're saying.
24:42>> No, I mean that that pilot, you don't
24:44even remember your p
24:46something something the pilot, but I
24:48don't think that was ever shot. I don't
24:49think we ever shot it. I don't know. But
24:52I but the the von So I don't go out of
24:56my house. I don't leave my house much
25:00and I don't know what's going on out in
25:03the world really. And so I'm I'm doing
25:06this movie and Theo Von's like my
25:08roommate.
25:09>> Yeah.
25:10>> And
25:11I have so many scenes with him and
25:13rehearsals and he's just like he won't
25:16stop. Like soon as they say cut, he
25:18starts,
25:20>> you know? Yeah, he's and I'm like, who's
25:22this [ __ ] guy? He's just he's just
25:25talking so much and and then slowly I'm
25:30like, this guy's really [ __ ] funny.
25:33>> I went from like, who's this nut to
25:34like, this nut's funny.
25:36>> He's so funny.
25:37>> Yeah, he's so [ __ ] funny. Like,
25:41>> and then my my SON'S LIKE, OH GOD, YOU
25:43YOU KNOW THEO VON. I'm like, yeah. So,
25:47>> that's got to be cool. Does your son
25:49have any does he have any ability to
25:52quantify who his dad is and what his
25:54dad's done?
25:55>> He was born after
25:56>> I I Yeah, I
25:59>> it feels like uh
26:03I don't think it I don't know how much
26:05it maybe I think it's more annoying to
26:07my children than anything. Yeah,
26:09>> I think, you know, they're okay with it,
26:12but it's just
26:16>> it's it's not it's not uh their fault
26:20that I went into show business, you
26:21know?
26:22>> I wish I could Yeah, I know what you're
26:24saying. Like, yeah, I wasn't Yeah,
26:27>> they're fine with it. They They don't
26:28They're not psyched on it, but they're
26:31fine with it.
26:31>> My kids aren't psyched on it.
26:33>> Yeah,
26:33>> they could absolutely do without it.
26:35>> Yeah, I bet. Yeah. Except I don't think
26:37they understand that like
26:39them getting to go to college comes with
26:41it.
26:42>> How old are they?
26:43>> I don't know.
26:46>> 20. Georgia graduates uh this weekend
26:49>> from high school.
26:50>> From college from University of Oregon.
26:52>> Well, you did it, Dad.
26:53>> I know.
26:54>> Congratulations.
26:55>> Yeah. Yeah.
26:56>> That's awesome.
26:57>> Yeah. She's uh and then Isa's home.
26:59She's at uh she's in a junior in college
27:02right now. Yeah. That's Man,
27:05>> I can't believe that we're both
27:06grown-ups and I met you what, 35 years
27:09ago, I'm guessing 1997.
27:12>> You said 97. Yeah. Holy [ __ ]
27:14>> That's crazy. So, I I was always always
27:17curious of the times when I watched you
27:21succeed, I always wanted to know what
27:23life was like for you then. So, take me
27:26back. What's it like when the jackass
27:29thing explodes? Like, what for for you?
27:32You're PJ Clap. You're from Knoxville,
27:34correct? You grew up playing baseball.
27:36You're a regular kid from like regular
27:38parents. You're not a Hollywood kid.
27:40>> No.
27:41>> You're If anything, when I met you, you
27:43were broke
27:44>> and then and then and then you get
27:46>> I was three months in debt to my
27:50landlord when I got that ES ESPN
27:53commercial and that got me in the black,
27:57you know? I I was like on the road.
27:59They're like, "Where's the Because they
28:00didn't even realize it."
28:01>> Yeah. And then they're they're like I'm
28:03like look I got money coming in so I was
28:06broke. Yeah.
28:07>> So then jackass hits.
28:09>> Yeah.
28:09>> And then that's everyone's dream. And I
28:11I also want to quantify that this is a
28:12different time in Hollywood. This is
28:15this is when fame was elusive. Not
28:16everyone had Tik Tok. Not everyone had
28:18Instagram. Not everyone was a social
28:20media fitness influencer taking peptides
28:22and doing morning jog and being locked
28:24in.
28:26everyone. You had to you had to get a
28:29camera to make something and then get an
28:32editor to edit it to make a sizzle,
28:35which wasn't even really a thing yet, to
28:38take to networks to hope they picked up
28:40a pilot to then get an order to put a
28:43series on air that then that Sunday
28:46night, it was Sunday nights, correct?
28:48>> Yes.
28:48>> Was a hit Monday morning like all anyone
28:53on media talks about. And that happened
28:55to you. Sunday night you were No. You
28:57were you were PJ Clap. Yeah.
28:59>> And Monday morning you would never be
29:00anything but Johnny Knoxville.
29:02>> Yeah. It was pretty wild. Like within 3
29:05months I was on the cover of the Rolling
29:08Stone from like
29:11no one knew anything about me except for
29:14you. And and then I'm just suddenly a
29:16hillbilly with a hit record and oh boy.
29:21Yeah. It was took some adjusting. pull
29:23up that cover
29:24>> of adjusting.
29:26>> Yeah. Did was was I always wondered like
29:29drugs and alcohol. I know you don't
29:30really party anymore, right?
29:32>> Uh well, I mean I have a drink.
29:35>> Uh yeah, I don't but I don't like
29:37anything like I did. No.
29:40>> Yeah, that's
29:41>> who wrote your article.
29:42>> Uh Eric Hindard.
29:46I got him arrested.
29:47>> His name is Eric Hedigard.
29:49>> Hedigard. Yes. Yes, you are correct. He
29:52wrote my article.
29:53>> Oh, okay. Yeah,
29:54>> he also wrote an article on Joe Rogan.
29:56>> Ah, well, there you go. Stirring our
29:59porridge.
30:00>> Jesus Christ. That guy's
30:03It would have been crazy if when I met
30:04him when I was what, 25 or whatever, he
30:06was like, "Just so you know, I'm going
30:07to I'm going to be a big part of your
30:10life. I'm going to change your life and
30:11one of your best friends. I'll be
30:12interviewing him in 25 years." I'll be
30:14like, "What the [ __ ]
30:15>> It's crazy.
30:16>> It's bizarre." So, wait. So, what is
30:18that like? I mean,
30:20did it go to your head? Did you buy
30:22expensive stuff? Did you stay I mean,
30:23your style has never moved at all.
30:29You're wearing the same clothes I met
30:31you in 35 years ago.
30:33>> Well, I I think I wore
30:37blue Dickies for uh two and a half
30:40decades. And
30:41>> high water blue. you I wore Dickies as
30:43long
30:45>> I'm going to tell you I bought a pair of
30:46Dickies after you left cuz I thought it
30:47was a cool look. It did not look the
30:49same on me.
30:50>> Well, and my wife just bought me a pair
30:53of brown Dickies and I've I've only had
30:56these on for the past few months.
30:58>> Your style? Is this Is this you? This is
31:02you.
31:03>> What do you mean?
31:03>> You You picked this style and you've
31:05never shifted. Yeah, that's that's kind
31:07of
31:09uh that's all I could think of at the
31:11time and I'm too lazy to think of
31:13something. Although I will say my wife
31:16is a stylist and she's I got I had like
31:18two pair of pants before I met her and
31:21now I got all kinds of pants. Bert my
31:24it's really got me all kinds of
31:26cardigans and she made this fancy shirt
31:29for me. Um I'm [ __ ] in tall cotton
31:33now. But what changes for you when you
31:36get famous? Like what was the broken
31:38part? What was the part where you're
31:39like, "Fuck, I gotta fix that." Or like
31:41what was the
31:41>> Well, that was one of the things. One of
31:43the parts that was broken I didn't want
31:45to fix because it was a part of me, you
31:48know, there's certain things that helped
31:49me do the stunts and and and I started
31:52therapy in 2006. I'm like, "Let's not
31:55fix that.
31:57>> Let's not fix let's work on everything
31:59else, but let's not work on that
32:01>> cuz then I'm out of a job." God, that's
32:04crazy.
32:05>> Yeah. Yeah, it's crazy. But I was
32:08serious. And
32:11>> there's a part of me that I'm I'm
32:13dealing with that in therapy right now
32:14is uh I'm driven by impulse.
32:18>> Yeah.
32:18>> Impulse is my favorite thing in the
32:20world.
32:20>> Yeah. the the I think it's why I've
32:23never said no to I've only said no to
32:24coke ONCE
32:28because I feel like I feel like
32:32I feel like that you're willing to share
32:34that you do Coke with me like you're
32:36willing to open up and go just you know
32:37I do Coke. Would you like to do Coke?
32:40Yeah.
32:40>> Such a vulnerable moment. It's like a
32:42first kiss.
32:43>> You're a real empath.
32:44>> Yeah.
32:47>> Oh my god, that's so funny. I was I was
32:51so impulsive this and I was talking with
32:54my therapist and she said something at
32:57the time. I was like my god you're a
33:00genius. I never thought of that. And her
33:04statement was there's thought before
33:06action. And I was like oh my god that is
33:09[ __ ] great cuz with me it was just
33:12fast faster and disaster you know first
33:14thought best thought.
33:15>> Yeah.
33:16>> And you know it really helped. I don't
33:19like the thought.
33:21Like my favorite feeling in the world is
33:23that like like uh do you want to do it?
33:26And you go, "Yeah, yeah, let's do it."
33:28Like the less thought the better.
33:31>> I think
33:31>> how's that? I mean, you're doing good,
33:33but it's it's had to, you know, backfire
33:35a couple times.
33:37>> No,
33:40>> I feel like
33:44I
33:44>> mean, it's like crazy. I was talking to
33:46I was talking to Seth Meyers and he said
33:48to me, I don't know if he meant it as an
33:51insult or a compliment, but he goes,
33:52"Isn't it crazy that if you went in a
33:55time machine 35 years ago, but when you
33:59were 25 and you gave yourself advice, it
34:01would be don't change anything.
34:04As a matter of fact, lean into it like
34:06take the shirt off, gain weight, keep
34:08drinking." And I was like, "Yeah, that's
34:10crazy." Usually, like you go back in
34:12history and you're like, "Don't do
34:14this." And I'm like, I just And so I I I
34:16have no regret.
34:18>> You're like, well, thank you pretty
34:19much, Seth.
34:20>> Yeah. I wish I had never done I'm glad I
34:22did, but I wish I had never done the the
34:26angle of thrill [ __ ] cuz it gave me a
34:28lot of anxiety, a lot of PTSD. You have
34:30to have had PTSD.
34:32>> Me?
34:33>> Yes.
34:34>> Person? No, I don't have any.
34:36>> Oh, yeah.
34:36>> I got it from riding roller coasters.
34:38>> Like my wife says at night, like all I
34:42do is laugh in my sleep. Yeah. Like I
34:45wake her up like ah
34:47>> I don't know.
34:48>> What kind of movies do you like?
34:50>> Um
34:50>> do you like comedies?
34:52>> Yeah. You know what we usually watch? Uh
34:56or either documentaries or the worst
35:00[ __ ] movie we can find or some just
35:04terrible TV show like Mil Manor. Stuff
35:07that's so bad it circles back around and
35:10is funny.
35:11>> Uh because we love to be offended.
35:13They'd be like, "OH MY, WHY ARE THEY
35:14What is that? That's terri." Like, have
35:16you ever the movie Samurai Cop? Have you
35:19ever seen that?
35:20>> No.
35:20>> It's Please do. It is
35:22>> Samurai Cop.
35:24>> Yeah. It was found in a vault. They
35:26couldn't It was never released
35:28>> and it is the most insane movie.
35:34uh this lead guy. Sometimes he has long
35:37hair and sometimes he's wearing a wig
35:39which he parks on his head like this
35:42because they they they got done with the
35:45movie and he cut his hair and they went
35:46back, "Oh, we have re-shoots." And so
35:49the first scene in the movie, he's got
35:51this wig and he's wearing it down like a
35:53ball cap way down here and then the and
35:56it's not even scene to scene. It will be
35:58like shot to shot. He'll be running down
36:00the street with real hair, neck shot,
36:03he's got a wig, they in a fight scene,
36:06he's getting in a fight with someone,
36:07they pull his wig off and he just puts
36:10it back on while he's fighting. It is
36:14the funniest [ __ ] thing. That's the
36:17kind of [ __ ] we love.
36:19>> That is Have you ever seen American
36:20movie?
36:21>> Uh yes. Is uh the the tall skinny guy
36:25>> where it's uh where they're making the
36:27horror film co
36:28>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's
36:29great.
36:30>> That's one of my favorite.
36:32>> That is How about How about uh there was
36:34one I Sometimes I'll see things in art
36:37that I go I bet that's in your
36:38wheelhouse.
36:39>> Like uh like I don't do that with Steo
36:42often, but I do that with
36:44>> Yeah, dude.
36:46>> He is uh he is such a That must be a
36:49crazy journey to watch a friend take.
36:51Like from like lunatic for on the street
36:55swallowing a goldfish
36:57to like he's got two three weeks left
37:00ops.
37:01>> Yeah.
37:02Like doing and he did the worst [ __ ]
37:06drugs like uh angel dust. He loved angel
37:11dust in those whippets. Those little
37:13canisters. Yeah.
37:14>> There would be hundreds, not 10 or 30,
37:18hundreds at his feet just
37:21as fast as he could do them.
37:22>> Yeah. And then and then to a thriving
37:26individual right now is insane.
37:29>> He's been sober for we put him away in
37:322008
37:34and he was pretty [ __ ] sour about it
37:37at first, but to his credit, he's like,
37:40"You know what?
37:42I think I do need to get sober." And
37:45it's [ __ ] amazing, man. Like like I
37:49get run over by a bull every now and
37:51then, but like him having to face that
37:52[ __ ] dragon every day.
37:54>> Oh,
37:54>> that's that's brave, man.
37:57>> Yeah. I I was I was a wild fan of his,
37:59too. And when I got to meet him, and I'm
38:02I'm friends with him now, but when I got
38:03to meet him, I was just like I I was
38:05blown away at like the possibility that
38:08I mean, no, I don't think anyone ever
38:10easily you guys could have been like
38:12there's no way this intervention is
38:14working.
38:15>> Oh, yeah. Because a lot of times they
38:17don't.
38:17>> Yeah.
38:18>> Cuz like you may want something may want
38:21someone to be sober, but unless they
38:23want to be,
38:24>> you got nothing.
38:25>> Yeah. It's funny. It's funny the the I
38:29It's got to be weird cuz you're, for
38:32lack of better words, like you're kind
38:33of like a big brother to all of them,
38:36>> interestingly enough.
38:37>> Yeah.
38:38>> I mean, all of them.
38:39>> And like I I wasn't always the best role
38:42model, you know? Like I was, you know,
38:44I'm probably I got schmasted the
38:47probably the night before I went to take
38:49him away,
38:50>> you know. But
38:51>> I want to talk about the first jackass.
38:53>> Yeah,
38:53>> cuz no one thought that would succeed.
38:55>> We didn't even think the [ __ ] show
38:57was going to get on TV. We our pilot got
38:59shut down.
39:00>> Oh, you guys they
39:01>> Our pilot got shut down before
39:05we even thought about being you on TV.
39:08Like we did a prank. It's in the new
39:11movie The Convict. saw it
39:12>> and our production.
39:14>> It's one of the most riveting
39:18it only because now that is common place
39:22on the internet that hey, it's a prank,
39:25right? That that energy is common place
39:27on the internet. This is 1998
39:31and it is cops. The cop's car drives
39:33into a wall.
39:35>> Oh man, I was Yeah. I as soon as the
39:38cops car I think it was a light pole. I
39:40was like, "Oh, we're in big trouble
39:42now."
39:43Like four, five carloads of cops.
39:45>> You can tell you're from the south in
39:47that moment.
39:48>> Oh, what what what did I
39:50>> Cuz you're like this. I have a camera on
39:53me. This is a prank. You're very
39:54respectful to cops. You're not like a
39:57punk. You're just like
39:58>> Well, it's no time to be a punk, you
40:00know, cuz like
40:01>> goddamn [ __ ] guns drawn on you.
40:04>> Yeah. And also like I'm like, well, we
40:07need this footage and if I'm a dick
40:10>> or they could arrest me, there's a lot
40:12of things. There's a lot of reasons to
40:14be polite, but I'm normally pretty uh
40:17polite. Um,
40:20>> but the cop told me, she goes, "If you
40:22would have moved one inch, I would have
40:24put a bullet in your ear." And so, uh,
40:27I'm glad I stood still, but that
40:30happened like five or six times. Uh,
40:32multiple car loads of cops with guns on
40:34me during jackass.
40:36>> Literally the next day they're like,
40:37"Well, we've been shut we've been
40:39they've pulled put Pauls on production."
40:41>> Yeah. Yeah. We got shut down and we're
40:43like, "Ah, it's like it's not even going
40:44to make it to TV."
40:46>> And then it goes to TV and then and then
40:48you do the movie. And I'll just say
40:50candidly, I think everyone was like when
40:52and I just from I remember being in a
40:54spin class at Crunch. Now, that is
40:59funny.
41:01>> And that someone goes, "You want to know
41:03what's crazy? The guy teaching this
41:04spincast was Bob from The Biggest
41:06Loser."
41:09It's so true. And uh and I I didn't know
41:12he was gay. I was like, "This guy's got
41:13to get so much [ __ ]
41:15>> He's killing it.
41:16>> He's [ __ ] cleaning up. He's got so He
41:18got so much [ __ ] He didn't even pay
41:19attention to the chicks in this room.
41:22He just likes talking to all us fellas.
41:26Good for him.
41:27>> I love a bro like that. And then uh
41:30someone casually goes, "Did you hear
41:32they're making Jackass the movie?" And I
41:34was like, and I was like, "For real?"
41:35And they're like, "Yeah, it comes out.
41:36It's coming out." And I was like, "Oh,
41:39when?" And they're like, "Like next
41:40weekend." And I had never heard of. I
41:42went, "No way." And they go, "That's
41:43going to flop." And I went, "Really?"
41:45And he goes,
41:45>> "That's how we felt."
41:46>> He goes, he goes, "It's what are they
41:48going to do that they haven't done on
41:49television? That's like if they made
41:51Seinfeld the movie." And I was like,
41:53"Oh, yeah, maybe." And then I went down
41:55to the coffee and I heard younger kid
41:57there. There was a coffee bean at the
41:59bottom and they're like, "Did you hear
42:00they're um making Jackass the movie and
42:03I'm listening behind them and they're
42:05like someone said, can you imagine what
42:08those guys will do with a budget?" And I
42:10went
42:12and as I watched I was like this just
42:14gets the [ __ ] second jackass is like
42:18a masterpiece.
42:20That is kind of everyone. All the cast.
42:24If we had to pick, it would be that one.
42:26That one
42:27>> That one's got That one's got the house
42:29drop. That one's got the [ __ ]
42:31shopping cart. It's got the snake. It's
42:33got the It's got his dick in the [ __ ]
42:36cage with the snake. It's a masterpiece
42:39of comedy. It's the jet ski. It's you
42:41guys in the [ __ ] Hollywood Hills. It
42:43is the greatest comedic representation
42:47of laughter in an hour and 15 minutes
42:50that there ever will be. And that is
42:52undeniable. I mean, when you look at a
42:54comedy movie, one of the best comedy
42:55movies, Happy Gilmore, amazing.
42:58>> Rewatch it and and it's still brilliant,
43:00but there's times where you're like,
43:02"Oh, that's interesting." You see
43:04Sandler's grown, you know, like that
43:06would be quicker, tighter, you know,
43:07that's his young Sandler. Dude, that
43:09[ __ ] movie. I mean,
43:13incredible. But Jackass, the movie takes
43:15off and you have a hit [ __ ] movie.
43:18What does that feel like?
43:20>> Uh, just I mean, it felt wonderful. Uh,
43:23we were surprised, you know, because
43:27each movie we're surprised that people
43:29come out um and grateful. But it it's
43:33wild like
43:36if
43:37younger me could have seen what was
43:40happening or you know it's
43:43it feels like it's happening to someone
43:45else almost you know. Yeah. Yeah. I feel
43:48like it sometimes I'm like I'm
43:52I I don't feel like that anymore, but
43:54early on I felt like I'm I'm living
43:56someone else's life because this can't
43:58be me.
43:59>> Yeah.
43:59>> Right. things can't be going this well
44:01for me. Uh so especially with my limited
44:06education, you know, it's
44:09>> Who do you call when you get the numbers
44:11for the first day? Like out of that
44:13whole group? I always figured it was
44:15either Tmaine or Spike.
44:17>> Well, we usually get those calls to We
44:20usually get those calls together.
44:22Really? like there'll be a group call
44:24like okay someone from either our agency
44:28or Paramount will go this is what it's
44:29going to do for the weekend and uh yeah
44:33it's crazy what's it like when the movie
44:36is a success I mean I I'm imagining $100
44:39million or something in the box office
44:41and then all of a sudden everyone starts
44:44seeing people with nicer cars but you
44:46still got guys like Steo or Bam who are
44:48like well where's my share of the money
44:49and like I can't imagine it's favored
44:52nation
44:52Like I've always wondered what cuz like
44:55Jeff I know there's been issues with BAM
44:58publicly with Jeff and you I think but
45:02like how does that break down because I
45:04know from comedy side
45:07>> we do arenas and we have opening acts
45:09and they don't make as much as we make
45:12and at times there will be people that
45:14work for you who get to who see your
45:17numbers and there's resentment.
45:19>> Yeah. And and I always wondered what
45:21that was like internally to a group
45:24that's kind of like a bunch of skaters
45:27where all of a sudden the guys who had
45:30the idea and are forestering the idea
45:32and talking to the execs and doing the
45:34day-to-day are sometimes getting what I
45:37had always assumed to be the lion share.
45:40Well, on the TV show, like we really
45:44Jeff and I really had no idea what we
45:47didn't have any idea how to pay people.
45:49Like at first we were paying them by the
45:52stunt,
45:53>> you know, and if they did a really
45:54dangerous stunt, they got more and it
45:56was just
45:58>> it was just a [ __ ] show, right?
45:59>> That's exactly what I hoped. Keep going.
46:01Um, and
46:04for the movies, we gave everyone uh a
46:07piece of the back end. And you know, as
46:10the movies, as each movie goes on, they
46:13everyone gets more of a back end.
46:16Everyone's equally as important in that
46:20movie. Yeah.
46:21>> In that series, there's not one person
46:24who's worth more. And and that's kind of
46:27proven as you've moved forward and
46:30you've introduced characters that like I
46:32love poopies.
46:33>> Poopies. I know exactly what you want me
46:36to do and I'll DO IT.
46:39>> THE BEST. He's the And he was attacked
46:42by a [ __ ] shark.
46:43>> He almost lost his hand all the way out
46:45his left hand.
46:46>> Yeah. And And if anyone should have bad
46:49energy towards Jackass, it would be the
46:51guy with the [ __ ] hand with the [ __ ]
46:53chubs hand. And and and Poopies has
46:56great [ __ ] energy.
46:58>> He like he and Aaron and I Steo did
47:01great in the new movie too, but
47:03>> like poopies is sober now and like sober
47:06>> poopies is sober.
47:07>> He's a f poop of sober poopies is a fun
47:10poopies to hang out with, you know. Uh
47:14he did amazing in the new movie. He's
47:16just
47:16>> everyone I mean
47:18>> Yeah,
47:18>> Zach is is just
47:22>> he's a sweetheart. I could watch him get
47:23out of Escalades all day long.
47:25>> He'll do He'll do like anything. We were
47:29We were shooting on Jackass Forever and
47:32there's this uh I don't know. It It's
47:35like a tower about 200 feet off the
47:37ground and it's I It just happens to be
47:40on the grounds of where we're shooting.
47:42>> Yeah.
47:43>> And Jeff is like, "Let's go [ __ ] with
47:45Zach." And he just pulls Zack out. He's
47:48like, "Zack, okay, for this next bit, I
47:51want you to uh climb that tower and
47:53you're going to put on these little
47:54wings and you're going to jump off the
47:56tower." You know, instant instant death.
48:00But I started like, "Yeah, you got
48:03this." But
48:06Zach was like, "Uh, okay. All right."
48:10And I could see that Zach really thought
48:12we were serious, and I just hadn't have
48:15the heart to continue with it. and I
48:18walked away, but Jeff just kept him on
48:20the hook for like 10 minutes and he
48:22thought he was he would have done it if
48:24we asked him to.
48:25>> Yeah, but that's the energy you want as
48:27a fan.
48:28>> As a fan, I got to tell you, Steo, you
48:30know I love you. You know I love you.
48:31I'm a ride or die for you, Steo. But
48:32when he wouldn't put that CAR UP HIS
48:34ASS.
48:36>> WELL, THAT would Oh, well, now he'll put
48:39everything up his ass.
48:40>> No [ __ ] Adam Ray is the best addition
48:44to Jackass that's ever [ __ ] happened.
48:47is funny as
48:48>> he when I saw him and I was like, "Oh,
48:50be in this one sketch." And he's in the
48:51whole [ __ ] movie.
48:53>> That was brilliant.
48:54>> Everyone loved him, man. He just cuz the
48:56the guys can the cast can be a little
48:59hard on newcomers,
49:00>> but they just instantly loved him. And
49:02he was the perfect voice of WW Larry.
49:05>> So,
49:06>> it was so great.
49:07>> Your your your guest stars have been
49:10>> Was Tommy Was Tommy Lee your first Brad
49:12Pitt was your first guest star?
49:14>> Tommy Lee. Uh yeah, I think Brad Pitt
49:17was the first guest star.
49:18>> Can you tell me how that happened? That
49:20was like that was a moment. That was a
49:22moment and and that was a moment of
49:24watching traditional Hollywood find the
49:26[ __ ] that we watched. Meaning we all
49:29love you Brad Pitt, but like we just
49:32thought he was this out of touch dude,
49:34you know, like Hollywood's movie star
49:35and then and you guys were like
49:37accessible. You ate at California
49:39Chicken Cafe. I mean like like and then
49:42all of a sudden you guys kidnap him. you
49:46you guys kidnap him and then you also
49:48ran around the streets in gorilla suits
49:50with him.
49:50>> That was initially all we were going to
49:52do with him. Like uh Spike had kind of
49:54broached the subject. Uh maybe he wants
49:58to be on the show and I was at Spike's
49:59house and Brad was there and he goes,
50:02>> you hang on. Stop. Stop. Stop. So, okay.
50:05>> So, you were at Spike's house and Brad
50:06Pitt just there?
50:07>> Yeah. Yeah.
50:08>> Now, are you What is Jackass is already
50:11pretty big?
50:12Yeah, we're it's it's we're on and it's
50:14doing well.
50:15>> And now he and he sees you and he's
50:16like, "Dude, I love your show."
50:17>> Yeah, I was went up and uh talked to him
50:19and um
50:20>> You're not nervous at all?
50:22>> No, I was probably hammered. Okay.
50:23>> You know, this is I was going pretty hot
50:25in those days,
50:27>> but no, I did. He's like really down.
50:29He's really down to earth and easy to
50:31talk to and he said
50:32>> I have a buddy who met him and said he
50:33doesn't like him and he's just a distant
50:37[ __ ] And Tom, I'll edit that out or
50:39keep it in. Anyway, keep it. He was he's
50:41been nothing but nice every time I ran
50:44into him.
50:45>> And I said, "Hey, do you want to do
50:47something with this on the show?" And
50:48he's like, "Yeah." And I don't even know
50:51if we had anything to pitch then. And
50:53our idea or one idea we had was we'll
50:56put him in a gorilla suit and have him
50:58do some stuff around and at the end
51:00he'll take off his mask.
51:02>> That's all that was the only idea he
51:03showed up for.
51:04>> I watched that. That was on the TV show.
51:06Yeah,
51:06>> that was on the TV show. I watched that
51:08and when that gorilla mask came off I
51:10went, "Are you [ __ ] kidding me?"
51:13>> Yeah,
51:14>> this is Hold on everybody. You're to
51:16[ __ ] the Brad Pitt. You know, right now
51:18we're talking Fight Club Brad Pitt. A
51:20River Runs Through It Bad Brad Pitt.
51:22Thelma and Louise BRAD PITT. THE BRAD
51:25PITT WE [ __ ] KNEW WAS GOING TO BE THE
51:27NEXT TOM NEWMAN. Is that the right name?
51:29Tom, you know what I mean? Paul Newman.
51:33And you have him in a gorilla suit.
51:38Yes. And so that was the only idea and I
51:42was doing the old man stuff that day and
51:45they kind of had to wait on me to film
51:47that. We had to wait till it was night.
51:49And while we were waiting, Tmaine came
51:51up with that idea and he goes, "Hey, do
51:53you want to go down? We'll put you in
51:55front of Pinks and kidnap you." And he's
51:56like, "Yeah, that's fine."
51:58And the guys didn't anticipate how much
52:02he was going to fight back. They were
52:04like he was hard to get in the van, but
52:06he was just doing what he was supposed
52:08to do. Yeah. And he was just so I don't
52:10know. I really uh like him and he just
52:13was so cool with everybody. I remember
52:15we got uh we were in the kitchen and the
52:17lady
52:19uh Die who played my wife when I was
52:21Irving, you know, she was like 75ish
52:24>> and she brought in shrimp for everybody
52:27that day. And so she brought it and she
52:31handed me and Brad some shrimp but she
52:34didn't thaw it. So it was just like
52:37crunch crunch and two like we just what
52:41do you say in that position? You was
52:42like oh this is delicious and you was
52:45kind of looking at each other and kept
52:46eating but uh he was so nice to
52:48everybody. So uh [ __ ] your buddy
52:51>> Tom Cigar. I'm sorry the uh uh
52:54>> wait I just met him.
52:56>> No you didn't. He's you probably you
52:58could barely see him. He's [ __ ] 87
53:00pounds now.
53:01>> He's an example of if you heard of
53:03Ozmpic face.
53:04>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
53:05>> That's Tom.
53:06>> He's got a Zenic body. Ompic ass. Ompic
53:09stomach. Um so
53:11>> can I can you bring him up real quick?
53:13>> Tom Sigura.
53:14>> Yeah, please.
53:14>> Fat or skinny?
53:16>> Uh either.
53:16>> Where did you meet Tom Seagura?
53:18>> Oh no, that's not that's not him. No,
53:20no, no.
53:22>> Oh, Euan and Tom are going to love this
53:25episode.
53:27I Oh, man. Who was the guy we did for
53:30the town hall?
53:33>> Tom.
53:34>> He's another Tom.
53:35>> Tom Papa makes
53:36>> very nice guy.
53:37>> Sweetest guy.
53:38>> And now I've pissed Tom Papa's and
53:40Sigura off.
53:41>> It's okay. Brad Pitt's fuming right now.
53:44>> I've been getting a couple times off.
53:45>> The uh my daughter and I were at uh
53:49we're at California Pizza.
53:52>> Yeah. Is that it?
53:53>> I guess. And so and Tom Papa was with
53:56his family at the table next to us and
53:59he comes over and he says hi. Tom's a
54:02very sweet guy.
54:02>> Yeah.
54:03>> And he leaves and Isla, this is when she
54:05was young. She was really a [ __ ] wild
54:07one. She goes, "What's his deal?" And I
54:09said, "What do you mean what's his
54:11deal?" She goes, "How do why is he
54:13talking to us?" I go, "Oh, he's a
54:14comedian." She goes, "That guy's a
54:15comedian." And I go, "Yeah." She goes,
54:18"Huh? Looks like a cop to me."
54:23OH MAN. Tough tough room.
54:27>> Yeah. Is Is uh your young your son your
54:29youngest?
54:30>> No. Uh I have a daughter named Arlo,
54:33she's 14. Rocco's 16. And Chicken Butt,
54:36my oldest, is 30.
54:38>> Wow. I'm telling you, I'm I'm gonna be
54:40So, the dude who was in my in my
54:44roommate when we hung out in Florida
54:46State, Blair Mendes, his son's getting
54:48drafted in a couple weeks in the major
54:51leagues.
54:51>> Oh, wow.
54:52>> Pitches at uh pitches at Florida State.
54:54And one of my funnest things has been
54:55following this kid, Wes Mendes, pitch at
54:57Florida State online, and I am going to
54:59follow Rockco Clap.
55:01>> Oh, thank you.
55:01>> When he as he continues, he's got a what
55:03a point.8 RA right now.
55:05>> He had a good season.
55:06>> God damn. I'm so [ __ ] that. Do you
55:09know how much fun it's going to be to be
55:10a fun a fan of that kid?
55:12>> Thank you. I It's like baseball is the
55:15only thing I was ever kind of decent at
55:17and I just love it and that he is doing
55:20well. It's like I can't, you know, can't
55:22really express how that feels. It's just
55:24>> Did you Did you coach him? Did you play
55:26with him growing up? coached him up
55:27until I was his coach on the teams until
55:31he was 12. And then after that, he'd
55:34kind of outgrown my usefulness. You
55:38know, he got with,
55:39>> you know, summer league coaches and
55:41proper coaches.
55:42>> And he's still got a year of high
55:44school, right?
55:44>> Oh, he'll be junior next year.
55:46>> Jesus Christ. He's a sophomore right
55:48now.
55:48>> Yeah, he was a sophomore this year.
55:49>> That's going to be a fun [ __ ] career
55:51to follow.
55:51>> Yeah, he he Yeah, he throws pretty hard.
55:55Yeah.
55:56>> God dang.
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1:00:31>> I know you guys have the podcast. The
1:00:32Jackass podcast is coming out and I got
1:00:34to tell you, I like that it's you and
1:00:36Jeff running it. Oh, thanks.
1:00:38>> I like that it's I like that it's not
1:00:40just a branded jackass podcast with with
1:00:43like you know Zach and then you and then
1:00:47and then maybe Lacy maybe you know maybe
1:00:49like we man will come in out and like
1:00:51Pontius will stop by. I like that it's
1:00:54you and Jeff because it gives it a it
1:00:58makes it feel like there's a foundation
1:01:00like a home there and I like that anyone
1:01:02can come on. The guys can come on. I
1:01:04like the camaraderie you had that show
1:01:06on. You're now only going to know I'm a
1:01:07[ __ ] mega fan. You had the show on
1:01:09Sirius XM with
1:01:11>> my cousin.
1:01:12>> Your cousin?
1:01:12>> I still got it.
1:01:13>> You still have it?
1:01:14>> Yeah. For like we've been doing it for
1:01:16God, I don't know. We're 600 shows in.
1:01:19>> Are you serious?
1:01:20>> Yeah. Me and my cousin Roger. Uh he uh
1:01:24it's the highlight of my week, man.
1:01:25Really?
1:01:26>> He's he's the funniest [ __ ] guy. Uh
1:01:29>> tell everyone about your cousin Roger
1:01:30real quick.
1:01:31>> Roger Allen Wade. Uh we have a show
1:01:33called The Big Ass Happy Family Jubilee
1:01:35on Sirius. It's on Outlaw Country and
1:01:38he's a singer songwriter. He, you know,
1:01:40he wrote the song If You're Going to Be
1:01:41Dumb, You Got to Be Tough, which is an
1:01:43It's kind of like Corona is our theme
1:01:45song, but that's kind of
1:01:48almost uh become our theme song.
1:01:52>> Yeah. Oh, by the way, hold on.
1:01:53>> Billy Strings just covered it for the
1:01:55movie and I think it just got released
1:01:57yesterday
1:01:58>> for real. Yeah, we have someone cover it
1:02:00every movie and uh Billy Strings luck,
1:02:03thank goodness, covered it for this one.
1:02:05>> Who released Are you going to put out an
1:02:06album for this movie?
1:02:08>> Uh I don't there's not one right now.
1:02:11It's just everything happened so fast
1:02:14and we didn't
1:02:14>> Put the lotion in the basket is one of
1:02:16the sneakiest, coolest songs.
1:02:18>> Yeah,
1:02:19>> it's very lowkey, but if you hear it,
1:02:21it's kind of eerie and [ __ ] awesome.
1:02:24>> Yeah, the Greenskeepers. And since it's
1:02:26a new movie, we're like, let's try maybe
1:02:28we try some new music for that scene.
1:02:30And we tried other songs. And I'm like,
1:02:33I I don't think so. Let's go back to the
1:02:35green. It just it just works great.
1:02:37>> So you're But your cousin by family?
1:02:41>> Yes. He's my first cousin.
1:02:43>> Oh, really? Yeah.
1:02:43>> Well, cuz a cousin in the south means
1:02:45like
1:02:46>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, there was incest
1:02:48in my family, too. I got one of those
1:02:50genealogy things done and uh
1:02:55and I'd have to meet this guy like once
1:02:57every six to eight weeks to get reports,
1:03:00you know. And I remember we met at the
1:03:03Mormon place down in West LA. Uh big
1:03:07place cuz Mormons keep the best records
1:03:09for some reason.
1:03:11>> And not that we're Mormon, it's just
1:03:13they keep great records.
1:03:14>> Yeah.
1:03:15>> And usually I walk in, hey man, how you
1:03:17doing? and he just kind of, you know, I
1:03:19could get him smiling and that day he
1:03:21was not smiling at all. I'm like, "Hey,
1:03:24what's going on?" And he's like, "Uh, we
1:03:25need to talk." I'm like, "All right,
1:03:26what's going on?"
1:03:28He's like, "Well,
1:03:30uh, I did some more research into your
1:03:33family and in the small, uh, rural, uh,
1:03:38villages that they lived in the south,
1:03:42uh, no one entered into the community
1:03:45and no one exited the community." And at
1:03:48that point,
1:03:49I start crying with laughter. He thought
1:03:53I was going to be so upset. He just gave
1:03:56me the best news I've ever heard.
1:04:00He was so confused why I was like,
1:04:04I said, "So there was incest in my
1:04:06family." He goes, "A significant
1:04:07amount."
1:04:11Now granted, it went back several
1:04:13generations.
1:04:15You monsters.
1:04:22my wife. I don't know if you met my my
1:04:23father-in-law downstairs.
1:04:25>> I Yeah, I think he was sitting there as
1:04:27I walked in.
1:04:28>> He's listening right now. And I
1:04:29apologize. I'm
1:04:30>> Yeah, I'm sorry.
1:04:31>> I apologize for the story I'm about to
1:04:33tell,
1:04:34>> but uh my wife grew up in a town very
1:04:37similar where not a lot of people came
1:04:38in and out of the community.
1:04:43And her father said something to her one
1:04:45time at a family reunion when she ran
1:04:47into a boyfriend.
1:04:49And she goes, "Wait, I'm related to
1:04:51him?" And her father said it and I put
1:04:54it in a special. He goes, "Shit, you
1:04:57kid, but you ain't blood."
1:05:02>> Which is the greatest statement I've
1:05:04ever heard. But you ain't blood.
1:05:07>> Just trying to make her feel better.
1:05:09>> Yeah, you can. But you ain't blood.
1:05:14Oh my god, that's wonderful.
1:05:16>> How small was your town growing up?
1:05:18>> Uh Knoxville
1:05:20uh was about
1:05:22120,000 probably at the time.
1:05:24>> Oh, I've been in Knoxville.
1:05:25>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There was a
1:05:26bunch of dudes when I first moved out
1:05:27here and I always felt a little bit
1:05:29ownership over it because I knew you
1:05:30first, but there seemed to be like a
1:05:32bunch of Timmy Wyoming's and uh and like
1:05:35Timmy Portland's and and Jason Jason
1:05:38Mains like like it seemed to be the
1:05:40thing. And I met a couple of them and I
1:05:42was like, "Nah, man.
1:05:45>> I know the first one."
1:05:47>> So, wait, what's the podcast going to
1:05:48be? It's you and Jeff.
1:05:51>> Yeah. And uh we're just talking, you
1:05:53know, about the the history of Jackass,
1:05:57whatever uh terrible ideas we're
1:06:00thinking of at the moment. We'll have
1:06:02cast members on and it's just uh things
1:06:06we're working on. It's just all things
1:06:08jackass and
1:06:11Jeff and I bounce around a lot. It's
1:06:14like two guys with ADD get their own
1:06:16podcast, but I think so far it's working
1:06:18all right.
1:06:19>> Whatever happened to Big Brother? Is
1:06:20that still around?
1:06:21>> No. Well,
1:06:23cuz most of the guys came from Big
1:06:24Brother.
1:06:25>> Yeah. Yeah. Big Brother. So, tell
1:06:26everyone real quick. Tell I don't know
1:06:28if everyone knows this. The origins of
1:06:31Jackass are you as a writer for Big
1:06:33Brother?
1:06:34>> Yes. Well,
1:06:35>> kind of. Kind of.
1:06:36>> Yeah. Well, a lot of the cast and crew
1:06:38of Jackass came from Big Brother.
1:06:41>> That was a magazine.
1:06:42>> Yeah. It's a skateboarding magazine. It
1:06:44was eventually owned by Larry Flint.
1:06:46That's when I started writing for them.
1:06:47It was owned by Larry Flint. And Tmaine,
1:06:50who directs Jackass, is, you know, our
1:06:53director and my created with Spike and
1:06:55I. And so when Jackass started,
1:07:01most people came started went from Big
1:07:03Brother to Jackass except for Dave
1:07:05Carney who stayed back at Big Brother
1:07:07and kept it going for another couple
1:07:09years cuz Jeff didn't want to just kill
1:07:12the magazine, right? And
1:07:15>> and that's one of those things. It's
1:07:16like Dave did the show a few times with
1:07:18us, but I feel like if I we had to do it
1:07:22over, we'd have just killed the magazine
1:07:24and and tried to get Dave on more.
1:07:27>> Yeah,
1:07:28>> Dave's okay with it. He's doing fine.
1:07:29He's a great writer. He's a great
1:07:30artist. But I that kind of sticks at me
1:07:33still.
1:07:33>> It's an interesting group. I mean,
1:07:35Dimmitri
1:07:36>> Dmitri who was a photographer
1:07:39at Big Brother, he became the director
1:07:41of photography. Everyone had [ __ ]
1:07:43titles when we started Jackass. No one
1:07:45knew what those titles were or what they
1:07:48did.
1:07:48>> Lance
1:07:49>> Lance Bangs. He's He's He's Lance Bangs
1:07:53is He didn't come from Big Brother. He
1:07:56Spike suggested Lance. And I always
1:08:00wonder about Spike and Lance. It's like
1:08:02why do you still work with us? Like you
1:08:05guys have legit, you guys are very
1:08:07bright and have legit careers.
1:08:09>> Tell everyone who Lance Bangs is.
1:08:11>> He's a he's a photographer. He's a
1:08:14director. He's uh uh just a brilliant
1:08:18guy. And I don't know why he still works
1:08:20with this. I'm just grateful he does. Um
1:08:24and he he has the he has one of the most
1:08:28nervous stomachs out of anybody.
1:08:31>> Yeah.
1:08:33>> He fell down andor puked at least four
1:08:37times in this movie. within
1:08:407 minutes of me arriving set the first
1:08:42day, he had fallen down by some accident
1:08:46that I had caused. Um, he just he gets
1:08:50overwhelmed and he pukes or falls over.
1:08:53It's almost it's the beauty of jackass.
1:08:58Not that I'm explaining this to anybody
1:08:59that doesn't already understand it, but
1:09:00it's a nuance. And I as a guy who's done
1:09:02a bunch of this is that there is no
1:09:04fourth wall. There is no third wall.
1:09:06There is no production per se. It is
1:09:09kind of all of the things. It's the
1:09:11cameras are on. The guys are there. If
1:09:14if if Lance is gagging, the camera cuts
1:09:17to him.
1:09:17>> Yeah.
1:09:18>> It is it if he's wearing a helmet, you
1:09:20cut to him in the helmet. I mean, it is
1:09:22it's really brilliant in in and had you
1:09:27had an executive, it wouldn't have been
1:09:29this good.
1:09:30>> Yeah. We were we're totally independent.
1:09:32We have Final Cut and and but my
1:09:35favorite thing with Lance is sometimes
1:09:38what's happening is so idiotic for his
1:09:43mind can't even process it and he starts
1:09:45laughing so hard.
1:09:47Boom. He just falls straight on his
1:09:49face. It happened in this movie. I don't
1:09:51I think we took it out but when Poopies
1:09:54was doing the uh the
1:09:57>> the the tight wire with the dick.
1:09:59>> Yeah. with the the dick shocker.
1:10:02>> He was having trouble taking some basic
1:10:04directions and he couldn't really wasn't
1:10:07comprehending what exactly was going on
1:10:10and Lance just it just drops his camera
1:10:13falls face first.
1:10:15>> It's so good.
1:10:16>> There's a moment in my genuine life
1:10:18where we had those dick Tom and I had
1:10:20those dick collars on. Tom Skagura and I
1:10:22>> just mind your own business.
1:10:24>> We're the dominatrix.
1:10:26>> And I wish we could have used this and
1:10:28we didn't. But it's like it's one of my
1:10:30favorite moments with my best friend is
1:10:32we're tethered dick to dick with seeing
1:10:35who could outlast each other
1:10:37>> on the shot collars.
1:10:38>> On the shot collars.
1:10:39>> Oh, that's a really good idea.
1:10:40>> And she was going up and going up and
1:10:42then going up. And then we both get to
1:10:4410. We're kind of
1:10:45>> Wait, are you guys like
1:10:47>> dock to dick?
1:10:48>> Docking like this.
1:10:49>> Oh, tip to tip.
1:10:50>> Tip to tip. Okay. Okay. Okay.
1:10:51>> And we're tethered really closely and
1:10:53we're stomach to stomach.
1:10:56>> Full eye contact.
1:10:57>> Full eye contact.
1:10:59>> Identical dicks. We have identical
1:11:00dicks. Identical dicks.
1:11:02>> Both huge.
1:11:03>> Very huge.
1:11:06Let's just say they're love seats.
1:11:07They're not wraparound couches.
1:11:09And so and she gets done and then and
1:11:15she goes, "That's as high as it goes."
1:11:16And I was like, "Okay." She goes, "So I
1:11:18guess you guys both win." And I'm like,
1:11:19"Great." And it's me and Tom. He goes,
1:11:21"Do you guys want to come?"
1:11:25>> And in only moments that you only
1:11:28experience privately, Tom just looks at
1:11:30me like going
1:11:32like, "How do we answer that?" And I go,
1:11:35"Do how would you do that?" And she
1:11:37goes, "I could just make you guys come
1:11:38real quick." And we were like, and Tom
1:11:40goes, "No." And I go, "No, I don't think
1:11:43we want to come." And she goes, "All
1:11:44right, then we're done." And I went
1:11:45like, "Hold on. Wait, walk us through
1:11:46more of how we we'd come. Do do you want
1:11:48to take a [ __ ]
1:11:49>> Yeah. Do you want to take a [ __ ]
1:11:52And then she was so casual about it. She
1:11:54goes, "I get you guys to come real
1:11:55fast." And we're like, "Wait, how would
1:11:57you do that?" And she was like, "Do you
1:11:58want me to show you?" And we're like,
1:11:59"No, no, no, no. Just tell us how you do
1:12:02that.
1:12:03>> While you're still like this?"
1:12:04>> Yeah. No. Yes. Yes. We're still
1:12:06tethered.
1:12:06>> But she was going to make you come while
1:12:08you're still tethered.
1:12:08>> I have no idea. She never walked us
1:12:10through it. She was just like, "Well, if
1:12:12you don't want to come, then when then I
1:12:13think we're done." And we were like, "Is
1:12:16>> Can I see this anywhere?" No, we I think
1:12:19it's behind a payw wall. We did it. And
1:12:21by the way, that because Tom is not
1:12:24Johnny Knoxville. Tom's like, "Eedit all
1:12:26that out where we have wives." And I was
1:12:28like, "We didn't we don't come though."
1:12:30Like what? Like Like we never came.
1:12:34I mean, there's so much cuz Tom's like
1:12:36just But we're have careers.
1:12:38>> He regretted it.
1:12:39>> No, he still doesn't regret it. He's
1:12:41Tom's like
1:12:42>> he says it when he went to see it. Tom's
1:12:44like he made sure that it was not like
1:12:46Tom was he was fat at the time too and
1:12:49he was like there's he's a dude Tom is
1:12:51never gonna be on Jackass. He is the
1:12:54[ __ ] furthest from Jackass. He
1:12:56doesn't like surprises. He doesn't like
1:12:58f if you don't answer the call or phone
1:13:00to return a call he gets freaked out.
1:13:01>> Well that's great. Like if he didn't
1:13:03like surprises like he's going to give a
1:13:05great reaction.
1:13:06>> Oh
1:13:07>> yeah.
1:13:07>> Oh I would love
1:13:09>> Yeah. He would give a great reaction.
1:13:12So, if you need any help
1:13:14>> Oh my god, I would love that. He loves
1:13:17practical jokes when he's in control.
1:13:19>> He likes to be the hammer, not the nail.
1:13:22>> Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. It's interesting
1:13:26the friend how a friend
1:13:30ends up defining you.
1:13:32>> Like cuz like it's interesting that like
1:13:34one of the one of the greatest people in
1:13:36the world in my opinion and feel free to
1:13:39tell me if I'm wrong is Chris Pontius. I
1:13:42was I almost asked you if you'd ever met
1:13:44him before I got to hang out with him
1:13:46because I think you would love him.
1:13:47>> I don't know now. Now I I and I only say
1:13:49that because I know I know I think I've
1:13:51met Yuan and I think I've met uh I think
1:13:54I've met Lacy. I know I've met Weeman. I
1:13:57know I know Steo. I met Dimmitri one
1:14:00time in New York and we ended up
1:14:01drinking and talking just about Jackass.
1:14:03I feel like I would have I met Ryan. I
1:14:05met the whole Philly crew. I met Bam.
1:14:07Yeah. What was so interesting about Ryan
1:14:09Dunn
1:14:11>> is
1:14:12and I only need to share this because
1:14:14it's a positive thing and he's no longer
1:14:16with us.
1:14:16>> We did the test for Travel Channel to it
1:14:18was called Birth Conquer was the show.
1:14:20It was going to be called Done the
1:14:21Conqueror. Birth Conqueror or two other
1:14:23guys auditioned. I don't know who they
1:14:24are
1:14:24>> and um or tested. All we had to do is
1:14:28ride a roller coaster with a with um a
1:14:30blindfold on and it was it was about
1:14:32mostly roller coasters, but you also did
1:14:34like wild thrills like jump off the
1:14:36stratosphere, jump off buildings, swim
1:14:39like it swimming sharks. It was crazy
1:14:41stuff,
1:14:41>> right? And you hate roller coasters,
1:14:42right? You say
1:14:43>> I hate hate roller coasters.
1:14:44>> Yeah. Which is great TV if you really
1:14:46hate something.
1:14:47>> Yeah.
1:14:49And uh Dunn had two of his buddies with
1:14:52him and then bam and the whole
1:14:54Pennsylvania crew came out to support
1:14:57him.
1:14:57>> Oh, that's nice.
1:14:58>> And yeah, it was very nice. And it was
1:14:59at the very beginning of Jackass.
1:15:01>> I was 36 at the time. And so whenever
1:15:04that No, it wasn't at the beginning of
1:15:05Jackass. It was 10 years after Jackass.
1:15:0710 years. But I remember kids yelling do
1:15:09jackass to Bam. And he was like, I don't
1:15:12know how to do jackass. And they're
1:15:14like, do jackass. But Dunn came up to me
1:15:18and we kind of met and I was a fan. I
1:15:20didn't let him know that I was a fan.
1:15:22And then we were sitting at picnic
1:15:23tables and he came up to me and he goes,
1:15:25"Dude, I think you're going to get this
1:15:26show." And I was like, "Really?" And he
1:15:28goes, "My buddies rode the ride with
1:15:30you." And they said, "You're [ __ ]
1:15:32hysterical." And I was like, "Really?"
1:15:33And he goes, "Did you really ask if a
1:15:36blind person had ever ridden this ride?"
1:15:37And I was like, "Well, yeah, because
1:15:38we're blindfolded."
1:15:40>> And I just said, "Have you ever had a
1:15:42blind person on this ride?" And they're
1:15:43like, "How would I know if they're
1:15:44blind?" And I go, "Have you ever had to
1:15:45watch someone's dog?" And they were
1:15:48like, "Or hold someone's cane. Has
1:15:51anyone ever had sunglasses on?" Like,
1:15:54and
1:15:56wait, but why why is a watching
1:15:59someone's dog an indication of
1:16:01blindness?
1:16:02>> Cuz they have a watch they're a dog that
1:16:03can see my dog.
1:16:04>> Okay. Okay. I got it. I got it. I got
1:16:06it. Okay.
1:16:06>> And D sat with me and he was like, "Why
1:16:08did you say that?" And I said, "Because
1:16:10I was if it was a blind person." He
1:16:12started laughing and he goes, "So wait,
1:16:14is that like so like what do I just
1:16:17thought we were supposed to scream and I
1:16:18was like, "No, I don't know what we're
1:16:19supposed to do, man." And we ended up
1:16:21hanging out. And then I reached out to
1:16:24him a couple times. So I was in that
1:16:25area.
1:16:25>> You talked. He's like, "You talked?"
1:16:26>> He's like, "So wait, like I thought we
1:16:28were just supposed to scream and I was
1:16:29like I was like, "No, I I don't know
1:16:31what you're supposed to do in this
1:16:32show."
1:16:33>> Yeah. And then I ended up getting it and
1:16:34I ended up keeping in touch with him
1:16:36because I would do shows out in Philly
1:16:38or that area and I'd always like, "Yo,
1:16:40come out to a show and see." But he was
1:16:43the sweetest [ __ ] guy. Him and Chris
1:16:46Pontius are like,
1:16:49>> in my opinion
1:16:51>> were kind of a little bit of the heart
1:16:52of the of Jackass.
1:16:54>> Oh yeah.
1:16:54>> Like Chris Pontius and I I may have met
1:16:57Chris. I feel like I would have
1:16:58remembered by but I party a lot. I party
1:17:01a lot. Um, he has he's like poopies.
1:17:06Like he says things and he's not trying
1:17:08to be funny. They just come out
1:17:09hysterical.
1:17:10>> Well, I mean, Pontius is the funniest,
1:17:14if you ask me. He's he's funnier than
1:17:17me. He's funnier than everybody. And
1:17:19>> his cribs is the greatest cribs it's
1:17:21ever been
1:17:22>> in his truck
1:17:23>> in the back of a Toyota Tundra.
1:17:25>> Truck.
1:17:26>> Him and Red uh Red Red Man have the two
1:17:29best cribs ever. Oh, what's Red Man's?
1:17:32>> Have you never seen Red Man's?
1:17:33>> No.
1:17:34>> Red Man just goes to his apartment.
1:17:35Everyone else was running houses and he
1:17:37took you to his apartment and it was
1:17:38like his his PlayStation that had to be
1:17:42kind of rigged to keep the thing plugged
1:17:44in so it was up against the wall and it
1:17:46was like I mean it was his real place.
1:17:48>> Yeah. Yeah.
1:17:49>> Pontius's was the best.
1:17:50>> Yeah.
1:17:51>> How did you meet him?
1:17:52>> He was came from Big Brother. Uh he was
1:17:55a skater and he started out being
1:17:58interviewed for Big Brother. Then he
1:18:00started working for Big Brother and Jeff
1:18:02would fire him and then always rehire
1:18:04him because you can't help but love
1:18:06Pontius and he's just um man his his
1:18:11father's a surgeon and his sister's a
1:18:13surgeon and he has that type of brain.
1:18:16He's just really creative and uh he's
1:18:20just so [ __ ] funny and uh like I
1:18:23remember and he could be a real handful
1:18:26too sometimes
1:18:27>> for real. Oh my god. Back when he was
1:18:31drinking and and you know he get on
1:18:33flights drinking and taking
1:18:35>> you know he'd mix Xanax and ambient and
1:18:38the next thing you know his his mind is
1:18:42off but his body is on. So he would walk
1:18:45into the bathrooms. He not doesn't
1:18:48remember any of this. He walk into the
1:18:49bathroom, open the door,
1:18:52stand in the bathroom and then he'd be
1:18:55in the hall. He'd open the bathroom
1:18:56door, close the bathroom door, turn
1:18:59around, and start peeing. But he never
1:19:02went in. He's just standing in the
1:19:04middle of the aisle of the plane
1:19:06pissing.
1:19:07But in his mind, he's peeing. Or he
1:19:09would crawl over uh to get in an empty
1:19:13seat, but it would be like a family of
1:19:15three, you know, he doesn't know.
1:19:18And and uh Tmaine, you can see Tmaine,
1:19:21he'd have a hood on and he'd put his
1:19:23hood on and just pull it all tight and
1:19:25just look down.
1:19:27>> I mean, Wild Boys is is easily one of
1:19:30the most enjoyable.
1:19:33>> I love that show.
1:19:34>> Wild Boys was so when they got actually
1:19:36attacked by lions. Yeah, that is maybe
1:19:39my favorite moment in tele. There's so
1:19:41many of my favorite moments in
1:19:43television that you have been a part of
1:19:45that you've orchestrated that have been
1:19:47like just I mean I don't think anyone
1:19:49will ever remember what it's like to be
1:19:51at home. No one will know what it's like
1:19:53to be at home and turn on the television
1:19:56and be astounded by something you watch
1:19:59because everything now is just like
1:20:00this.
1:20:01>> Yeah. Like I don't know if jackass could
1:20:03exist in today's like to to try to come
1:20:06out with jackass.
1:20:08It's like because there's so many the
1:20:09dudes tried it. They did they did
1:20:12something similar. Dudes are trying it
1:20:13online all the time.
1:20:15>> Yeah. Well, yeah. I mean Yeah. We came
1:20:20out before the came out before YouTube
1:20:22or whatever
1:20:23>> for all of that.
1:20:24>> Yeah. And you were up against
1:20:25traditional media, which is And then and
1:20:28then you you did like the double date of
1:20:32like the Richie Richie Cunningham of Two
1:20:35Girls at One Restaurant where you were
1:20:36jackass and movie star for
1:20:39>> Well, I you know, I wish I had made some
1:20:42better choices for the movies early on.
1:20:44Um but yeah, I was lucky enough to be
1:20:46able to do that.
1:20:47>> I sat next to the dude who wrote uh The
1:20:50Ringer at a Dodgers game,
1:20:52>> Ricky Blit. He's [ __ ] funny.
1:20:55>> [ __ ] funny.
1:20:57>> He's amazing.
1:20:58>> Went to a Dodgers game and he was like,
1:21:00uh, this forever ago.
1:21:03>> So, yeah, I wrote a I wrote a book a
1:21:05movie about this thing. I think you'd
1:21:07probably like it. And I was like, nice.
1:21:08And he was like, yeah, we got this guy
1:21:10Johnny Knoxville is going to start it.
1:21:11And I was like, oh, this is going to be
1:21:14[ __ ] great. And it's I mean, still a
1:21:15clip that goes viral is when those guys
1:21:18don't know that we getting ice cream. Oh
1:21:20my god, that is one of the funniest
1:21:23[ __ ] moments I've been a part of
1:21:25because Jeffrey Aaron, the actor, just
1:21:27improv that. And it was so funny. And we
1:21:29had to shoot so many takes because soon
1:21:31as we would get near that part of the
1:21:34scene and I knew it WAS COMING. I'M
1:21:36LIKE, I just couldn't help it. You know,
1:21:40>> that was I love that line in that movie.
1:21:43I love that line in that movie. I mean,
1:21:46uh I'm in touch with a lot of those
1:21:48guys. Eddie Barbanell, my roommate in
1:21:50the movie, is always calling me breaking
1:21:53my balls over something.
1:21:55>> Um, so yeah, Ricky's funny as [ __ ]
1:21:59>> Yeah. So, okay. So, Jackass Best and
1:22:03Last is coming out June 26th on
1:22:05Paramount Plus.
1:22:07>> No, in theaters only.
1:22:08>> In theaters only.
1:22:09>> Yeah.
1:22:11>> Yeah. Yeah. In theaters.
1:22:13>> Oh, shut the [ __ ] up.
1:22:14>> Yeah.
1:22:15>> That's [ __ ] huge.
1:22:16>> Yeah. It's a good movie to see in the
1:22:18theaters cuz it's like
1:22:19>> other people.
1:22:21>> You want to laugh with your buddies and
1:22:23possibly puke with your buddies.
1:22:25>> So, wait, can we see Are we going to see
1:22:29uh Pontius's dick in the theaters?
1:22:32>> Oh my god. Oh, yeah. That he There's a
1:22:34There's a great
1:22:37uh scene with uh
1:22:40It's mostly his dick. It
1:22:43>> Yeah.
1:22:43>> Uh
1:22:44>> it's a lot of his dick.
1:22:45>> Yeah. It just,
1:22:46>> as a matter of fact, I think the bit is
1:22:48his dick.
1:22:49>> Yeah. I I I was driving in one morning.
1:22:51I called Jeff. I'm like, "Why don't we
1:22:53uh why don't we see if uh Pontius wants
1:22:58to do the high jump buck naked?" Um cuz
1:23:01my wife had suggested for this thing.
1:23:03Oh, you should do redo the original
1:23:05Olympics like they did, just buck naked.
1:23:08And I thought that was a funny idea. So,
1:23:10I wanted Pontius to do the high jump.
1:23:12And it's so because he takes it so
1:23:14[ __ ] serious. And it's just so much
1:23:18nonstop [ __ ]
1:23:19>> I've never seen someone redo a take of
1:23:22just because their dick timing was off.
1:23:24>> Oh yeah. Yeah.
1:23:26>> So off this. Hold on. I can do a
1:23:27>> Oh, you saw the movie, right? Yeah.
1:23:29>> Watch the whole [ __ ] movie.
1:23:30>> Yeah. And just how he names the dick
1:23:33slaps. Yeah.
1:23:34>> The Detroit muscle rock, the Tahesian
1:23:36dancer.
1:23:38>> I don't know where his little mind goes,
1:23:40but I'm sure happy it it takes the trip.
1:23:42I'm a part I'm a little bit of everyone
1:23:44on that on that in that group because I
1:23:47am o I've always been the naked guy. I
1:23:50have no problem being the naked guy. And
1:23:52I remember when that was like apparently
1:23:54like not cool, but I still think it's I
1:23:57still think it's cool.
1:23:58>> It is odd seeing you with the shirt on.
1:24:00>> Yeah.
1:24:00>> Yeah. It's weird.
1:24:04>> I was uh I I was there. I I was man. But
1:24:10yes, I' I've always found him naked
1:24:12funny.
1:24:13>> Yeah. Like it's a big part of our of
1:24:16Jackass is [ __ ] is like most of our
1:24:19franchise.
1:24:19>> So now Okay. So the movie comes out in
1:24:22theaters June 26th.
1:24:24>> Yes, sir.
1:24:25>> The podcast June 18th. You and Jeff do
1:24:30that?
1:24:31>> Yes.
1:24:31>> And are you going to bring on celebrity
1:24:32guests like Brad Pitt?
1:24:34>> Uh I think yeah. I mean, we're still
1:24:37like, yeah, it we're going to open it up
1:24:40to be whatever it wants to be. It's like
1:24:43all things Jack.
1:24:43>> Who's your biggest Who's your biggest
1:24:45celebrity friend?
1:24:47Go go go through like who who are you
1:24:49friend? I'll I'll start going like tit
1:24:52for tat. Like, who do you You have to
1:24:54know Johnny Depp.
1:24:56>> I I do know Johnny Depp, but it's like I
1:24:58mean I it's not like we meet for dinner,
1:25:01but I do I know him and I like him. Uh
1:25:03>> give me some celebrity. Do you still
1:25:05talk to The Rock?
1:25:06>> Uh, I saw him last week at Sirius. Uh,
1:25:10>> I was there. We were there with the
1:25:12Jackass guys and
1:25:14>> that's where we do our radio show. And
1:25:16>> you do it at Sirius.
1:25:17>> No, no, but it's through Sirius. But our
1:25:19my engineer is like, "Hey, The Rock's
1:25:20here. He wants you to come up and say
1:25:21hello."
1:25:22>> So, I went to say hello. And uh, yeah,
1:25:25he's he's another one of those guys.
1:25:26He's exactly how you want him to be.
1:25:28>> No.
1:25:29>> Yeah.
1:25:29>> Are you serious?
1:25:30>> Yeah. He's re He was really You don't
1:25:32You
1:25:33>> No, no, no. Hold on. You had another
1:25:34friend that
1:25:35>> No, I'm obsessed with The Rock.
1:25:36>> He's so [ __ ] down to earth.
1:25:39>> I I Hang on. I have a voice text from
1:25:43The Rock.
1:25:45So my daughter my daughter my daughter
1:25:48like one of my biggest moments ever and
1:25:50I you know I don't think it's hard for
1:25:51anyone to understand but like me and you
1:25:53were of the same age where like a a
1:25:56movie star was a big deal that for us
1:25:58growing up if you met a famous person
1:26:00that was like crazy that you didn't meet
1:26:02them in Knoxville or in Tampa and and
1:26:04then when I came out here and then like
1:26:07and I got in the business I didn't know
1:26:09anyone famous I just knew comics and
1:26:11then I did this video when Tom Siguro
1:26:13was fat shaming me and I did this video
1:26:18and uh and and
1:26:22let's see if I can if it's in the
1:26:24messages.
1:26:25Um and The Rock retweeted me and I lost
1:26:31my mind because The Rock retweeted me.
1:26:33Listen to this
1:26:35>> Bert. Hey buddy, it's uh it's DJ.
1:26:38>> Okay, I can call him DJ now, just so
1:26:40we're clear. So the Rock
1:26:42>> Were you sleeping with The Rock? Rock
1:26:44retweeted me uh Christmas Eve
1:26:50and my daughters thought someone had
1:26:52died cuz I froze and I was like
1:26:56my wife's like, "What's going on?" I go,
1:26:57"You got to look at my phone." And
1:26:59George started crying. She goes, "Did
1:27:00someone die?" And I went, "The rock we
1:27:02treat to me." And my daughter WAS LIKE
1:27:0312. SHE GOES, "THE ROCK?"
1:27:07>> I mean, The Rock's [ __ ] The Rock's
1:27:09the man. The Rock's the man. So, wait.
1:27:11So, but I mean like as
1:27:13>> celebrity friend you're
1:27:14>> who's the celebrity friend we get that's
1:27:16the hottest thing out there.
1:27:18>> I don't really hang out with a lot of
1:27:20celebrities. I don't [ __ ] leave my
1:27:22house.
1:27:23>> You know,
1:27:24>> but but I'll say this. I'll say this. Uh
1:27:27I will say Willie Nelson is my biggest
1:27:30celebrity friend. Like I'm I love the
1:27:34man. I [ __ ] love the man.
1:27:36>> Yes. to to get he'll just send he'll
1:27:38just fire off naughty jokes to me
1:27:41sometimes and then and that'll be the
1:27:43hello and and but for the years I have
1:27:46this dinner with uh Mike White, Mike
1:27:49Judge and John Stamos we for like we'll
1:27:52meet like once a year or so we all go
1:27:56out to dinner and so but other than that
1:27:59it's just me, my wife, my kids and our
1:28:02dog.
1:28:03>> Wow. But yeah, I would love for you to
1:28:05get one of your celebrity friends on
1:28:07that opening podcast. One of my four one
1:28:09of your four. Willie Nelson would be a
1:28:10good one. I just bought Willy's tonic.
1:28:13The Willy, what's it called? Uh Willy's
1:28:15Juice. Willies. Come Willie.
1:28:18>> Will Willies. If you love the redheaded
1:28:21stranger, you'll love Willy's Juice.
1:28:23>> It's It's It's a marijuana uh like
1:28:26cocktail.
1:28:27>> His marijuana is so [ __ ] strong. Like
1:28:30I don't really smoke when you said I
1:28:32smoked weed with you.
1:28:33>> Yeah. Like that's probably one of the
1:28:34last times
1:28:35>> it was in a bong.
1:28:37>> Oh wow.
1:28:38>> Bong and it always hits me weird. And
1:28:41his is like you're on acid.
1:28:42>> Yeah.
1:28:43>> And I've seen like people like fall over
1:28:46sometimes.
1:28:47>> The testament of a great man is is their
1:28:48ch their children, right? That's how
1:28:50good you know they are.
1:28:52>> Um Willie Nelson's son Lucas is the
1:28:55sweetest human being I've ever met in my
1:28:58life.
1:28:59>> Yeah. I mean, like just the most
1:29:02heartfelt, sincerest,
1:29:05no [ __ ] Jack Osborne, same exact
1:29:08way. The sweetest, heartfelt, look you
1:29:12in the eyes, care about you, like that
1:29:14kind of I mean, [ __ ] incredible.
1:29:17>> Yeah. I' I've I have the honor of like
1:29:19knowing Willy's all his kids and they're
1:29:21all wonderful, you know?
1:29:23>> So, I got to get you out of here. You
1:29:24have VO, you have a ADR you have to do.
1:29:26No,
1:29:26>> I'm having a ball.
1:29:27>> No, hold on. So you uh fear factor, did
1:29:32you talk to Joe about that before you
1:29:33started or after you started? Did you
1:29:35like how
1:29:35>> No, that's the first time I had met Joe
1:29:38really. And so we he talked to me a
1:29:40little about how it was and
1:29:42>> like back then and it was pretty sounded
1:29:45pretty wild.
1:29:46>> Yeah.
1:29:46>> Yeah.
1:29:47>> He would just eat lollipops and do and
1:29:49just [ __ ]
1:29:50>> all All you got to do is talk. It's a
1:29:52great gig. All I have to do is talk. So
1:29:54what what like what happens like because
1:29:56I'm in a place in my life I'm how old
1:29:58are you? 53
1:29:59>> 55
1:30:00>> 55 I'm in a place in my life where I've
1:30:03I've done all the things I wanted to do.
1:30:05I can keep doing some things but I have
1:30:07to really figure out like with limited
1:30:09time left what what do I want to do? And
1:30:13I that's where I am with me and my wife.
1:30:16What do we get? This is supposedly and I
1:30:19don't believe it personally. This is the
1:30:21last jackass. And and I only say that
1:30:24cuz you in the electric chair got
1:30:26emotional and I believe you.
1:30:28>> Yeah.
1:30:29>> Now having said that, what do we get?
1:30:32Where does where does a man who has made
1:30:36three generations of young men laugh
1:30:39consistently for 35 years. Oh,
1:30:41>> thank you.
1:30:42>> What happens? Where where do you go?
1:30:44What do you do? Where do we see you
1:30:46next? Well, you know,
1:30:49we are at the
1:30:51place in our life where like we've been
1:30:55very lucky. We've made our own luck, but
1:30:57uh you just kind of want to work with
1:31:00people you like. That's kind of the
1:31:02headline.
1:31:03>> Um and me and the Jackass guys will
1:31:06still do things together. Like there's
1:31:08plans for us to do other movies
1:31:11together, but not Jackass. Jackass is
1:31:13done. Like we're done. I like that.
1:31:15>> I like I like that. I like that so
1:31:17[ __ ] much. Edit this out like like
1:31:19like or keep it in. Doesn't matter. Like
1:31:21a cannonball run.
1:31:23>> Well, cannonball run. I We did the
1:31:25gumball rally.
1:31:26>> You did the gumball rally. But I'm
1:31:27saying like scripted scripted with with
1:31:30your Buster Keaton love. You with a
1:31:32scripted old school Charlie Chaplain
1:31:36Keystone Cops jackass crew movie. I'm
1:31:40talking like is that what we're looking
1:31:42at? I've always had a a fantasy about
1:31:46doing a heist movie with me and the
1:31:48jackass guys because if a group of guys
1:31:51and and you know Rachel if if they're
1:31:53less suited to pull off a heist if
1:31:56anyone's less suited it's us.
1:31:59>> Yeah.
1:31:59>> And um uh
1:32:01>> would you play yourselves?
1:32:03>> I think we would play virgins. Virgins.
1:32:06Hello Louise. Versions of ourselves,
1:32:08right? you know, um, but
1:32:11>> might I pitch as a guy who's done a
1:32:13couple projects only as himself?
1:32:17>> Might I pitch just playing yourself?
1:32:20It's so much easier to act.
1:32:23I'm in the second season of myself.
1:32:28I am I have a I have a movie I'm
1:32:30supposed to start in January and it's
1:32:32not me and I don't know how I'm GOING TO
1:32:34DO IT. THEY WERE LIKE, "DO YOU WANT TO
1:32:36DO A REWRITE?" And I go, "Can we change
1:32:38that guy Jack to Bert?"
1:32:43Is it a comedy?
1:32:45No.
1:32:47Oh my god, you're hurting my belly.
1:32:49>> It's a heist movie.
1:32:55Oh [ __ ] Well, I'll be first in line to
1:32:58see it.
1:32:59>> It won't be a movie theater.
1:33:03We'll be on Paramount Plus.
1:33:08I want to see more of you. You as an
1:33:10actor was very enjoyable. I mean really
1:33:13like you've always been great in
1:33:16everything you do. Your vulnerability
1:33:17just rises to the top, but your
1:33:20fearlessness and and I just want to know
1:33:23like what do we get from you? What more
1:33:24do we get from you? Like what I'm not
1:33:26done with you. Like I don't want to see
1:33:28Last Jackass and then all of a sudden
1:33:30I'm watching you at UT games watching
1:33:32your son pitch. like I want like what do
1:33:35we get from you?
1:33:36>> Um
1:33:36>> and it's not your obligation to g keep
1:33:39giving but like as a fan.
1:33:42>> Yeah. No, I mean there's a lot of things
1:33:44you know I love making documentaries and
1:33:47still make uh star in and produce
1:33:50movies.
1:33:50>> Oh [ __ ] What a great documentary. And
1:33:53I'm sure it was a headache for you but
1:33:55the the Wild whites. The wild
1:33:57>> Oh yeah. Yeah. They go for it. The wild
1:34:00there.
1:34:02I never went to set because then if I if
1:34:06I'm on set, it becomes a different
1:34:08thing, right? So, you just want to let
1:34:10them do their thing. And uh they're a
1:34:13very charismatic bunch of uh outlaws.
1:34:16>> What a great
1:34:17>> super liable.
1:34:18>> What a great documentary that was.
1:34:20>> Thank you. Thank you. Um that was um
1:34:24Julian Nitsburg directed it for us and
1:34:27he was you you saw the original uh
1:34:30Dancing Outlaws from the early 80s those
1:34:33tapes.
1:34:33>> No, I I did only after I watched your
1:34:35>> Yeah. Yeah. That's that was my first
1:34:37introduction like in '89. You get like
1:34:39some fifth generation tape of the
1:34:41dancing outlaw.
1:34:42>> Yeah.
1:34:43>> And a friend of mine said, "Hey, I know
1:34:46the guy who discovered Jessico, Julia
1:34:49Nitsburg."
1:34:50and let's let's meet him and talk about
1:34:53what's going on. And slowly we started
1:34:55talking like do you want to go see what
1:34:58uh Jessica's up to now? And that's how
1:35:01that all came about.
1:35:02>> Wow.
1:35:03>> And they're going for it. The whites.
1:35:07>> Real quick before I get you out of here,
1:35:08and I'm getting them out of here, I
1:35:09promise.
1:35:09>> Oh, no. You're fine. You're fine, man.
1:35:11>> What music are you listening to?
1:35:14Um,
1:35:16God, I I don't really Oh, you know the
1:35:20I'm trying to think of a new group
1:35:22because I listen to all my old same old
1:35:24[ __ ]
1:35:25>> I'm I have all my same old [ __ ] and then
1:35:27I find old stuff like Do you remember TS
1:35:29TSL TSOL?
1:35:32I just got really into them. Like I I I
1:35:35have my old [ __ ] But what what do you
1:35:36what's new that you
1:35:37>> There's a new group uh called Otto and
1:35:40Astra. They have a song called The
1:35:42Situation. Man, it'll bring a tear to a
1:35:44glass eye. It's like 45 seconds long.
1:35:47>> Really?
1:35:48>> Yeah. See if you can find The Situation.
1:35:51>> The Situation, right?
1:35:52>> Oh, that Yeah, that 41 second. Yeah,
1:35:54there you go.
1:35:55>> Hold on. Hit. Hang on one second.
1:35:59>> Yeah.
1:36:05Get your finger out of my ass. And get
1:36:09your finger out of my ass. And get your
1:36:12finger out of my ass. Get your finger
1:36:16out of my ass. Because
1:36:20I
1:36:21want to
1:36:24sit down,
1:36:30man. They're the hottest thing out there
1:36:32to me right now.
1:36:38Dude, you've always been the coolest
1:36:40[ __ ] guy alive. Ever since I met you,
1:36:42you've been the coolest guy. You have
1:36:44always I've always looked at you as just
1:36:46the [ __ ] top tier of like of and and
1:36:51for you to come and sit with me means
1:36:53the world to me. It really really
1:36:54genuinely does. I feel like things have
1:36:56come full circle in my life. I am been a
1:36:58fan of yours since I met you in 97 and
1:37:02I'm and I'm I'm wishing you the best of
1:37:04luck in the movie theaters. June 26th,
1:37:07jackass best and last. The podcast
1:37:09starts June 18th with you and Jeff,
1:37:12brother. Continued success. I love you
1:37:15to death.
1:37:16>> Thank you guys. It's a real honor to get
1:37:18to sit with you after all this time,
1:37:20after like the journey you've taken and
1:37:23all the success you've found. And uh I I
1:37:27I feel the same way about you. Like I
1:37:29was rooting for you the whole time and
1:37:30I'm like, "Holy [ __ ] he's like you're
1:37:33killing it, man." And
1:37:35>> just uh two old uh cow punchers sitting
1:37:38here talking together and uh man, thank
1:37:42you, buddy. I I I uh bless you. I really
1:37:45uh appreciate you. And thank you. Thank
1:37:48you.
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