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Jeane Marie & CripMac Learning to Throw Hands — Transcript

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  1. 0:02[screaming]
  2. 0:05>> Pay attention gravel. This ass.
  3. 0:08>> OH MY GOSH.
  4. 0:10>> OH, THAT'S PERFECT.
  5. 0:12LET'S GO. THAT'S A HELL of a clip.
  6. 0:16>> OH, [laughter] YEAH.
  7. 0:18LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE ARE here with
  8. 0:21the one, THE ONLY BABA CRIPS.
  9. 0:23>> BABA CRIPS.
  10. 0:24>> [screaming]
  11. 0:25>> WE'RE HERE WITH JEAN MARIE.
  12. 0:27AND WE'RE LEARNING TODAY. Come on, let
  13. 0:29them know what we're learning.
  14. 0:30>> What are we learning today?
  15. 0:31>> Tai Chi.
  16. 0:32>> We're learning some Tai Chi.
  17. 0:34>> What is Tai Chi?
  18. 0:36>> Sounds like something that can help you
  19. 0:38uh get out of a riot in prison.
  20. 0:41>> Oh my god. Have you been to prison?
  21. 0:43>> I have.
  22. 0:44>> Wait, how many times?
  23. 0:45>> Just two.
  24. 0:46>> Just two?
  25. 0:47>> Yeah.
  26. 0:47>> Me, too.
  27. 0:48>> Just two. So, we have something in
  28. 0:49common.
  29. 0:50>> How many felonies do you have if you
  30. 0:51don't mind me asking?
  31. 0:52>> maybe five.
  32. 0:53>> Damn, I got you beat, Cripmac.
  33. 0:55>> You got a couple more?
  34. 0:56>> I got eight.
  35. 0:57>> Oh, we don't want you in prison. So,
  36. 0:58stay out.
  37. 1:00>> Oh, yeah, I learned my lesson.
  38. 1:01>> Yeah.
  39. 1:01>> I was a bad girl.
  40. 1:02>> A bad girl. Now, you're a good girl.
  41. 1:04>> Yeah, now I'm like a square.
  42. 1:06>> A square now.
  43. 1:07>> But not like a fridge. Don't do me like
  44. 1:09that.
  45. 1:09>> No, no, not a fridge.
  46. 1:10>> Okay.
  47. 1:10>> All right. Let's get it.
  48. 1:12>> Thank you.
  49. 1:13>> Yes.
  50. 1:13>> so nice.
  51. 1:15>> [laughter]
  52. 1:16>> Oh, [ __ ] yeah, governor. All right,
  53. 1:17sorry. What was Tai Chi? I'm so sorry.
  54. 1:19>> Uh no problem, Jean Marie. You know
  55. 1:21what? Uh Tai Chi is an ancient exercise
  56. 1:24from China that originated and spread
  57. 1:26across the world. It's about stress
  58. 1:28relief and self-defense.
  59. 1:30>> Wait, is like coronavirus?
  60. 1:34>> No, it's just self-defense.
  61. 1:36>> Somewhere but on a more
  62. 1:38>> Something good to know.
  63. 1:39>> more healthy, positive note. You know
  64. 1:40what I'm saying? [laughter]
  65. 1:41Here to help us. And
  66. 1:43anyone can do it, right?
  67. 1:45>> If I had worn red today, what would you
  68. 1:46have done?
  69. 1:47>> I'd have to make you wear blue. You have
  70. 1:49something in your closet that's blue?
  71. 1:50Well, change it.
  72. 1:52>> Damn. I'm so [laughter] glad. Like all I
  73. 1:55own is red clothes.
  74. 1:56>> Oh, we have to get you some blue
  75. 1:57clothes. Maybe a shopping trip. Get you
  76. 1:59all blue clothes. Throw all that rest
  77. 2:01out of your closet.
  78. 2:02>> And then we could go to
  79. 2:04Blue Lobster.
  80. 2:06>> GO TO THE BLUE LOBSTER or Apple Seeds,
  81. 2:09where wherever Wherever's clever. Apple
  82. 2:12Seeds, Apple Bees with a C, CUZ I'M A
  83. 2:14[ __ ] CRAB.
  84. 2:16HOWEVER, THERE YOU GO.
  85. 2:19YES.
  86. 2:24>> WAIT, BEFORE WE START this Tai Chi, I'm
  87. 2:26just so invested.
  88. 2:27>> Can we see you [ __ ] walk?
  89. 2:29>> Oh, most definitely.
  90. 2:41BAM!
  91. 2:42>> [laughter]
  92. 2:43>> ONE MORE TIME. WE NEED WE NEED THE WIDE
  93. 2:45SHOT.
  94. 2:58>> BAM!
  95. 3:00HEY!
  96. 3:01>> What What are you, a Salerina?
  97. 3:03>> No.
  98. 3:04>> you You said
  99. 3:05>> I did the uh
  100. 3:08the Five Stooges.
  101. 3:10>> Oh.
  102. 3:11>> Yeah.
  103. 3:13Five Stooges.
  104. 3:14>> Very nice.
  105. 3:15>> That's some old content.
  106. 3:18Five Stooges.
  107. 3:20>> Okay, Chad. Let's Let's uh without
  108. 3:22further ado, we give the floor to you.
  109. 3:24What are you teaching us?
  110. 3:26>> Okay. So, first off,
  111. 3:29great moves, you know what I'm saying?
  112. 3:31>> Yeah. [laughter]
  113. 3:32>> That's what I'm talking about.
  114. 3:33>> You better say that.
  115. 3:35>> [cough]
  116. 3:36[clears throat]
  117. 3:36>> See,
  118. 3:37>> I paid you to do this.
  119. 3:38>> There's Modelo in there. Are you
  120. 3:39thirsty?
  121. 3:41You got beer in there. You want a beer?
  122. 3:43>> She's not supposed to drink on the job.
  123. 3:45>> Oh, not on the job.
  124. 3:47>> So, one of the most important things is
  125. 3:49to always protect yourself.
  126. 3:50>> Of course. Hold your hands up.
  127. 3:52>> 100%.
  128. 3:53>> Yeah.
  129. 3:54>> Yeah.
  130. 3:58>> So, what we're going to learn today are
  131. 3:59a couple moves to get you going
  132. 4:01>> All right.
  133. 4:02>> You're feeling good.
  134. 4:03>> Mhm.
  135. 4:05>> So, if you came at me like that again,
  136. 4:07>> BOW! BOW! BOW! [screaming] BOW! BOW!
  137. 4:09>> OH, SHE WOULD HAVE GET you in.
  138. 4:11>> Yep, now you already got this.
  139. 4:13>> I was with my phone in my hand, buddy.
  140. 4:15WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
  141. 4:17>> NOW, we're going to put our arms up like
  142. 4:18this.
  143. 4:19Make sure [clears throat] you're
  144. 4:20standing shoulder length apart.
  145. 4:21>> Mhm.
  146. 4:22>> Bring the feet straight. Go ahead,
  147. 4:23straighten out the feet.
  148. 4:25>> All right.
  149. 4:26>> Straighten out the feet.
  150. 4:27>> Yeah.
  151. 4:27>> Perfect. And then we're going to sink
  152. 4:29our stance. Go and bend those knees.
  153. 4:31Perfect.
  154. 4:32>> Mhm.
  155. 4:32>> Okay. When we're doing this, we want to
  156. 4:34bring our mind down to our hips.
  157. 4:37>> All right.
  158. 4:37>> Right? We're going to breathe into your
  159. 4:39hips.
  160. 4:40>> Yeah.
  161. 4:42>> [laughter]
  162. 4:45>> That was the next one. So, not 100%.
  163. 4:47Feel free to just let it all out.
  164. 4:50>> Oh!
  165. 4:50>> And here.
  166. 4:52Okay, cuz this is going to be a move.
  167. 4:53So,
  168. 4:54let's start off with our first move.
  169. 4:57>> YOU'RE NERVOUS, THRILLER.
  170. 5:01>> [laughter]
  171. 5:03>> SO,
  172. 5:04COUPLE THINGS, RIGHT? WE WERE TALKING
  173. 5:05ABOUT SELF-DEFENSE. The other thing is
  174. 5:06the mental aspect and feeling good,
  175. 5:08right? We all want to feel good. One of
  176. 5:11the quickest ways we can do that.
  177. 5:13>> To feel good?
  178. 5:15>> [laughter]
  179. 5:15>> We can [ __ ] WALK.
  180. 5:16>> [ __ ] WALK or stretch? I like her.
  181. 5:19Ooh, her [ __ ] walk is nice. Get it. Get
  182. 5:22it, Jane Marie. Oh, [ __ ]
  183. 5:25WOO!
  184. 5:25GOD DAMN!
  185. 5:27>> [laughter]
  186. 5:28>> ALL RIGHT.
  187. 5:28>> [screaming]
  188. 5:29>> SHE DID THAT.
  189. 5:30>> Thank you.
  190. 5:32I learned from the best.
  191. 5:33>> Yes.
  192. 5:34>> You.
  193. 5:37>> Now, so if I'm coming at you
  194. 5:38>> Get THE [ __ ] ON. BOW!
  195. 5:40BOW! BOW!
  196. 5:41>> [screaming]
  197. 5:41>> BOW! BOW!
  198. 5:42>> MAN, SHE GOING TO GET YOU IN THERE.
  199. 5:44IF I CAN'T PUNCH YOU, YOU MIGHT CATCH MY
  200. 5:46PUNCH INTO THE SLOW. But I kick you in
  201. 5:48your nuts and I choke you, [ __ ]
  202. 5:51What are you going to do? Then I [ __ ]
  203. 5:53CUT YOU.
  204. 5:54>> [laughter]
  205. 5:54>> WEED.
  206. 5:55>> WHAT CAN YOU DO THERE?
  207. 5:57THAT'S A SLOPPY, dirty fight.
  208. 5:59>> [laughter]
  209. 6:00>> Get it? Sloppy, dirty fight. Ooh.
  210. 6:02>> Time out. I just realized we we didn't
  211. 6:04have him sign a liability and talent
  212. 6:06release. We We [ __ ] up there.
  213. 6:08>> You have to sign the paper. She's going
  214. 6:10to get it out the house.
  215. 6:12>> I won't hurt you, but Kwik Mac is
  216. 6:15strong. We don't We don't know his
  217. 6:16strength.
  218. 6:17>> Oh, you You have some strength?
  219. 6:19>> You want to see?
  220. 6:20>> Oh, yeah.
  221. 6:22Watch this.
  222. 6:23>> You ready?
  223. 6:24>> Watch this.
  224. 6:26>> Okay.
  225. 6:27>> Oh, yeah. That's That's going to hurt
  226. 6:28somebody, especially in a UFC fight.
  227. 6:31>> Dang.
  228. 6:32>> You're doing better than Croc Lesnar.
  229. 6:34He has strength.
  230. 6:35>> So,
  231. 6:37with that, what Why are we learning what
  232. 6:40we're learning?
  233. 6:41>> We're learning what we're learning to
  234. 6:42defend ourselves in prison so nobody
  235. 6:44puts peanut butter in our [ __ ] or
  236. 6:46ties a sock under the under the mat.
  237. 6:50Under the under the conk, the bunk with
  238. 6:52a C.
  239. 6:53>> Kwik Mac, we're not going BACK TO
  240. 6:54PRISON.
  241. 6:55>> WELL, JUST IN CASE.
  242. 6:56>> I AIN'T GOING [screaming] BACK.
  243. 6:58>> ALL RIGHT, WE'LL NEVER COMMIT SUICIDE.
  244. 6:59Everything's going to see all right. So,
  245. 7:01if they ever get you, just
  246. 7:03Don't try to kill yourself.
  247. 7:05ALL RIGHT. WHY ARE WE LEARNING?
  248. 7:08TO PROTECT OURSELVES IN PRISON.
  249. 7:10>> SO, with that, first thing is posture.
  250. 7:13Okay?
  251. 7:13So, we always got to be ready. So, first
  252. 7:16of all, we're going to start with a
  253. 7:17straight pull and a snap from right
  254. 7:18here.
  255. 7:18>> Pull your hair out. Pull those [ __ ]
  256. 7:20dreads out with all your strength. No,
  257. 7:22don't do it.
  258. 7:24>> Head shot.
  259. 7:24>> Ooh.
  260. 7:25>> Good.
  261. 7:26>> Now, she's going to punch the [ __ ] out
  262. 7:27of you.
  263. 7:27>> Wait, don't I need gloves? What's
  264. 7:28happening?
  265. 7:29>> [laughter]
  266. 7:30>> Now, here's the thing is
  267. 7:32>> You didn't pay your child support.
  268. 7:33You're her baby daddy. She's going to
  269. 7:34whoop your ass.
  270. 7:38Beat him like he didn't pay his child
  271. 7:39support.
  272. 7:40>> READY? LET'S GO.
  273. 7:43>> [laughter]
  274. 7:44>> HERE'S THE THING IS THAT
  275. 7:47I TOLD YOU TO TO strike and you threw a
  276. 7:49punch.
  277. 7:50>> A strike? What's a strike means?
  278. 7:52>> Strike can be anything. It could be
  279. 7:54Usually it usually refers to a
  280. 7:57punch, a straight punch, a rear. It
  281. 7:59could be an uppercut. It could be a
  282. 8:01cross country punch.
  283. 8:02>> Rampage has been showing me
  284. 8:04over here.
  285. 8:05>> Yeah, show him. Show him.
  286. 8:06>> All right, let Rampage show me. Like
  287. 8:07that. Like that.
  288. 8:09Like that.
  289. 8:10>> The old man is going to hit you in your
  290. 8:11ears. Going to bust your [ __ ] open.
  291. 8:13>> Yeah, 100% and there's techniques for
  292. 8:15that.
  293. 8:16>> Mhm.
  294. 8:16>> Right? When we come up here, right? So,
  295. 8:17we come up here.
  296. 8:18>> Mhm.
  297. 8:20>> Good.
  298. 8:22And
  299. 8:22>> Okay.
  300. 8:23>> Now, with that
  301. 8:24>> Yeah.
  302. 8:26>> when I say strike, what do you do?
  303. 8:28>> I'm going to strike you. Boom! Pow!
  304. 8:30RIGHT IN THE NOSE.
  305. 8:32>> [laughter]
  306. 8:34>> AND THAT'S ALL 55 CREW.
  307. 8:36>> 55 CREW.
  308. 8:37>> 55 CREW.
  309. 8:38>> CHA-CHA-CHING.
  310. 8:43CHING-CHING-CHING.
  311. 8:45CHA-CHA-CHING.
  312. 8:47>> ELBOWS.
  313. 8:48>> I'm going to come to our first UFC
  314. 8:50fight. Watch me.
  315. 8:52We're coming.
  316. 8:53>> He He's being difficult on me. He was He
  317. 8:55was He was
  318. 8:56He was letting you hit. He ain't letting
  319. 8:58me hit.
  320. 8:58>> you hit hard and you got
  321. 8:59>> Boom! It's okay. I hit YOU RIGHT HERE.
  322. 9:00BOOM!
  323. 9:01>> [laughter]
  324. 9:01>> BOOM!
  325. 9:02BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
  326. 9:04>> She's learned from a lot of UFC fights.
  327. 9:06>> Oh, yeah.
  328. 9:09You know what You know what the thing is
  329. 9:11is like um
  330. 9:14>> Counted.
  331. 9:15>> I'm like this with everyone. Don't take
  332. 9:17me any kind of way.
  333. 9:18>> Mhm.
  334. 9:18>> I'm just a little a little [ __ ]
  335. 9:21But then you I'll grow on you as time
  336. 9:23goes on.
  337. 9:24>> Yeah.
  338. 9:25>> You know what I mean?
  339. 9:26Okay, I'm ready for you.
  340. 9:28Step to the plate.
  341. 9:31Ready?
  342. 9:31>> Okay, that's the same thing. Okay, so
  343. 9:32we're going to work from where you're
  344. 9:34at, okay? So,
  345. 9:36are you ready?
  346. 9:37>> Yeah.
  347. 9:37>> Are your shoulders relaxed?
  348. 9:38>> No.
  349. 9:39>> Okay, are your knees bent?
  350. 9:41>> Yeah.
  351. 9:42>> Are your hips tucked in?
  352. 9:44>> No.
  353. 9:46>> Let's go.
  354. 9:47>> She's going to attack the [ __ ] out of
  355. 9:48you.
  356. 9:51>> Swing for the fences.
  357. 9:52>> [laughter]
  358. 9:52>> I had a I had a nip slip.
  359. 9:53>> You better You better You better have
  360. 9:54that child support money. You're going
  361. 9:56to get it up your ass.
  362. 9:57>> Damn it. Okay, your turn, [ __ ] Mac.
  363. 9:59>> Oh, your crests are coming out.
  364. 10:01>> These titties are have come
  365. 10:02>> The crests. The crests have come in.
  366. 10:05>> The crests.
  367. 10:06>> Hit the target.
  368. 10:07>> [snorts]
  369. 10:13[snorts]
  370. 10:23>> You pretty good.
  371. 10:24>> Oh,
  372. 10:25those those are the ones that's hard to
  373. 10:27do.
  374. 10:28>> Hey, what's your favorite song?
  375. 10:30>> Favorite song?
  376. 10:31>> Yeah.
  377. 10:32>> Uh
  378. 10:32>> Turn turn to the camera.
  379. 10:34>> It's a beautiful world by Spider Loc.
  380. 10:36>> It's a It's a beautiful
  381. 10:38>> It's beautiful, but it is still
  382. 10:39cripping.
  383. 10:41>> What what what what
  384. 10:41>> It's a beautiful world Spider Loc.
  385. 10:44>> Can you sing it?
  386. 10:45>> Yeah.
  387. 10:46It's a beautiful world.
  388. 10:49I'm in a beautiful car. I got a
  389. 10:51beautiful girl.
  390. 10:55That's how it goes.
  391. 10:58My chain blings blue in the light.
  392. 11:01I'm beautiful when I grind. I'm
  393. 11:03beautiful when I shine.
  394. 11:07>> LET'S
  395. 11:07GO. I'M READY FOR A CACA.
  396. 11:10>> YEAH.
  397. 11:11>> Let's go.
  398. 11:13>> Wait, what sports did you play growing
  399. 11:15up?
  400. 11:15>> I played a different type of ball
  401. 11:17that'll have you doing life in prison,
  402. 11:19Jean. You don't want to play my type of
  403. 11:20ball.
  404. 11:21>> What kind of ball is that?
  405. 11:22>> What? It's gang banging.
  406. 11:24It's a different type of gang banging.
  407. 11:27Scoring on your enemies.
  408. 11:29>> On your enemies?
  409. 11:32Wait, um
  410. 11:33so
  411. 11:34I want to inspire people. How did you
  412. 11:37turn your life around?
  413. 11:39>> I NEVER DID.
  414. 11:42>> [screaming]
  415. 11:42>> NEVER [ __ ] DID. I JUST saw stack my
  416. 11:45money up.
  417. 11:46I feed the homeless. I help people out.
  418. 11:49And I do great things with the
  419. 11:50community.
  420. 11:51I still stand on this cripping.
  421. 11:55>> Yeah, but you're not you're not gang
  422. 11:56banging anymore.
  423. 11:58>> Oh, is that what you thought?
  424. 12:01>> [laughter]
  425. 12:03>> I'm going to dance on Tik Tok now.
  426. 12:06>> Hey.
  427. 12:09Do you actually dance on Tik Tok? I've
  428. 12:10never seen that.
  429. 12:11>> I have a couple of
  430. 12:12>> Which which dance did you do?
  431. 12:13>> I did uh the remake to uh Blueface uh
  432. 12:16I'm going to get you quit running from
  433. 12:18this dick boo. I was dancing. I dropped
  434. 12:21the baby oil all over the ground,
  435. 12:22sprayed it. I hit my C-nasty and I
  436. 12:24started dancing in my living room.
  437. 12:27>> Wait, is there something wrong with your
  438. 12:29eye?
  439. 12:29>> No, no, it's water in there.
  440. 12:30>> You want a tissue or a towel?
  441. 12:32>> Yeah, yeah, a paper towel.
  442. 12:33>> Okay, let's get it.
  443. 12:35>> [laughter]
  444. 12:38>> Punch your toes.
  445. 12:39>> Like this?
  446. 12:41>> Perfect. Just like that. And do it
  447. 12:43again.
  448. 12:45>> I don't know about this one.
  449. 12:47My my ankles are a little bit sensitive
  450. 12:50to this.
  451. 12:52>> No worries. So
  452. 12:53>> But you can trip off, that's all that
  453. 12:55matters.
  454. 12:55>> Wait, you do it.
  455. 12:56>> Yeah, I'll try. All right.
  456. 12:57>> Yeah, let him try.
  457. 12:58>> So we're going to do this with
  458. 13:00>> Okay.
  459. 13:00>> We're going to put
  460. 13:01>> with
  461. 13:01>> the um
  462. 13:02>> the heel.
  463. 13:04>> Uh the uh
  464. 13:05>> Or the shin, the shin, the shin thing a
  465. 13:07wingy.
  466. 13:07>> I'm going to have you do it with the top
  467. 13:08of the foot.
  468. 13:09>> Mhm. Like this right here.
  469. 13:12>> You can use the shin or the top of your
  470. 13:13foot.
  471. 13:16>> Okay.
  472. 13:17>> That's good.
  473. 13:18>> That's good.
  474. 13:18>> Now do it properly.
  475. 13:21>> You're close.
  476. 13:22You can fine tune,
  477. 13:23>> Like you're kicking a [ __ ] in
  478. 13:25the nuts until they [ __ ] on themselves.
  479. 13:28You ever did that to a [ __ ]
  480. 13:30Let's go.
  481. 13:32>> I want you to focus.
  482. 13:35Do your best.
  483. 13:36Push through me.
  484. 13:37>> Okay, let's do it. One,
  485. 13:39two.
  486. 13:41>> Woah.
  487. 13:42>> That's good.
  488. 13:43>> She kicked so hard pushed you back a
  489. 13:44little.
  490. 13:46>> It's a great
  491. 13:47>> You stole my money, you piece of [ __ ]
  492. 13:49Almost, I'm going to do it again.
  493. 13:52>> Don't hit the target.
  494. 13:54Get through me.
  495. 13:54>> Oh, you want me to hit through you?
  496. 13:59Little better.
  497. 14:01>> [laughter]
  498. 14:01>> You got me there.
  499. 14:02>> Got you there. Yeah.
  500. 14:03You about 155 lbs?
  501. 14:05>> [laughter]
  502. 14:06>> Am I right?
  503. 14:06>> I I got another right.
  504. 14:08>> I'm 295. I'm trying to get down to 260,
  505. 14:11270 working
  506. 14:12out with Jane and getting ready to do
  507. 14:13some fighting. So,
  508. 14:14>> weigh much less than you.
  509. 14:16>> How much you weigh?
  510. 14:17>> A lot.
  511. 14:18>> 280?
  512. 14:19>> 255.
  513. 14:20>> YOU WEIGH 255?
  514. 14:22>> YES.
  515. 14:22>> I GOT TO SEE THIS ON THE SCALE. Get your
  516. 14:24ASS ON THE
  517. 14:25>> [screaming]
  518. 14:25>> 255. WHERE IS THAT [ __ ] HERE?
  519. 14:29>> It's a block.
  520. 14:30>> What the
  521. 14:31>> [laughter]
  522. 14:32>> I SAID TEACH ME SOME DANCING AND YOU
  523. 14:34WANT TO COME OVER MY
  524. 14:35>> [screaming]
  525. 14:36>> ASS.
  526. 14:36>> I'LL KICK YOU IN THE [ __ ] NUTS. POW.
  527. 14:40>> I SAID TEACH ME SOME DANCING.
  528. 14:41>> I'M DONE.
  529. 14:42>> [laughter]
  530. 14:43>> AND HE COME LIKE
  531. 14:44>> [screaming]
  532. 14:45>> LIKE HELLO.
  533. 14:46>> IT'S HILARIOUS.
  534. 14:48>> [laughter]
  535. 14:51>> THAT is hilarious.
  536. 14:52>> Man, you all came from women.
  537. 14:56You got your name from a woman. You were
  538. 14:58birthed by a woman. Stop trying to fight
  539. 15:00me. I'm not the enemy.
  540. 15:03I said let's dance. This man said BOOM
  541. 15:05BOOM BOOM.
  542. 15:07>> [laughter]
  543. 15:08>> HELLO.
  544. 15:08>> YOU DID. YOU DEFINITELY DID.
  545. 15:10>> Am I tripping?
  546. 15:11>> No. No. No.
  547. 15:13>> Get out of my house.
  548. 15:14>> There was no dancing.
  549. 15:15>> Get out of my house.
  550. 15:16Uh-huh. Not funny. GET THE [ __ ] OUT.
  551. 15:18>> [laughter]
  552. 15:19>> HE THINKS I'M KIDDING.
  553. 15:21>> SHE'S NOT KIDDING.
  554. 15:22>> I'm not kidding.
  555. 15:24>> [laughter]
  556. 15:28>> Okay, teacher. I'm done trolling you,
  557. 15:30but you try that [ __ ] again, I'm
  558. 15:32whooping me See my security guard right
  559. 15:34there?
  560. 15:34>> Yeah. Yeah.
  561. 15:35>> See him? He has a
  562. 15:37and back to me and he has a Glock.
  563. 15:40>> Oh.
  564. 15:41He's got a crack on your ass.
  565. 15:43>> Between my legs.
  566. 15:44>> ball touchdown on your ass,
  567. 15:45[ __ ]
  568. 15:46>> His fist, HIS GLOCK. YOU'RE OUT of
  569. 15:49there.
  570. 15:49>> You're out of there. Yeah. Yeah. You're
  571. 15:50gone. Yeah. We definitely appreciate
  572. 15:52you.
  573. 15:55>> Him more than me.
  574. 15:56>> Oh, he's great. You got He got to bring
  575. 15:59him again. He's a good guy.
  576. 16:00>> him.
  577. 16:01>> [laughter]
  578. 16:01>> I'm just messing with you.
  579. 16:04>> Cuz here is the thing, too, is this is a
  580. 16:06sign of respect, right? Because
  581. 16:08>> But you're not doing
  582. 16:09>> That's a sign of respect.
  583. 16:10>> You can also do this as [clears throat]
  584. 16:11well.
  585. 16:12>> But you're not doing it back, so that
  586. 16:14the respect is not reciprocated or
  587. 16:16something like that. Okay.
  588. 16:17>> We all control
  589. 16:19our energy, so
  590. 16:20>> Mhm.
  591. 16:21>> You know what I'm saying? Good wishes
  592. 16:23and

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