Jeane Marie & CripMac Learning to Throw Hands — Transcript
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- 0:02[screaming]
- 0:05>> Pay attention gravel. This ass.
- 0:08>> OH MY GOSH.
- 0:10>> OH, THAT'S PERFECT.
- 0:12LET'S GO. THAT'S A HELL of a clip.
- 0:16>> OH, [laughter] YEAH.
- 0:18LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE ARE here with
- 0:21the one, THE ONLY BABA CRIPS.
- 0:23>> BABA CRIPS.
- 0:24>> [screaming]
- 0:25>> WE'RE HERE WITH JEAN MARIE.
- 0:27AND WE'RE LEARNING TODAY. Come on, let
- 0:29them know what we're learning.
- 0:30>> What are we learning today?
- 0:31>> Tai Chi.
- 0:32>> We're learning some Tai Chi.
- 0:34>> What is Tai Chi?
- 0:36>> Sounds like something that can help you
- 0:38uh get out of a riot in prison.
- 0:41>> Oh my god. Have you been to prison?
- 0:43>> I have.
- 0:44>> Wait, how many times?
- 0:45>> Just two.
- 0:46>> Just two?
- 0:47>> Yeah.
- 0:47>> Me, too.
- 0:48>> Just two. So, we have something in
- 0:49common.
- 0:50>> How many felonies do you have if you
- 0:51don't mind me asking?
- 0:52>> maybe five.
- 0:53>> Damn, I got you beat, Cripmac.
- 0:55>> You got a couple more?
- 0:56>> I got eight.
- 0:57>> Oh, we don't want you in prison. So,
- 0:58stay out.
- 1:00>> Oh, yeah, I learned my lesson.
- 1:01>> Yeah.
- 1:01>> I was a bad girl.
- 1:02>> A bad girl. Now, you're a good girl.
- 1:04>> Yeah, now I'm like a square.
- 1:06>> A square now.
- 1:07>> But not like a fridge. Don't do me like
- 1:09that.
- 1:09>> No, no, not a fridge.
- 1:10>> Okay.
- 1:10>> All right. Let's get it.
- 1:12>> Thank you.
- 1:13>> Yes.
- 1:13>> so nice.
- 1:15>> [laughter]
- 1:16>> Oh, [ __ ] yeah, governor. All right,
- 1:17sorry. What was Tai Chi? I'm so sorry.
- 1:19>> Uh no problem, Jean Marie. You know
- 1:21what? Uh Tai Chi is an ancient exercise
- 1:24from China that originated and spread
- 1:26across the world. It's about stress
- 1:28relief and self-defense.
- 1:30>> Wait, is like coronavirus?
- 1:34>> No, it's just self-defense.
- 1:36>> Somewhere but on a more
- 1:38>> Something good to know.
- 1:39>> more healthy, positive note. You know
- 1:40what I'm saying? [laughter]
- 1:41Here to help us. And
- 1:43anyone can do it, right?
- 1:45>> If I had worn red today, what would you
- 1:46have done?
- 1:47>> I'd have to make you wear blue. You have
- 1:49something in your closet that's blue?
- 1:50Well, change it.
- 1:52>> Damn. I'm so [laughter] glad. Like all I
- 1:55own is red clothes.
- 1:56>> Oh, we have to get you some blue
- 1:57clothes. Maybe a shopping trip. Get you
- 1:59all blue clothes. Throw all that rest
- 2:01out of your closet.
- 2:02>> And then we could go to
- 2:04Blue Lobster.
- 2:06>> GO TO THE BLUE LOBSTER or Apple Seeds,
- 2:09where wherever Wherever's clever. Apple
- 2:12Seeds, Apple Bees with a C, CUZ I'M A
- 2:14[ __ ] CRAB.
- 2:16HOWEVER, THERE YOU GO.
- 2:19YES.
- 2:24>> WAIT, BEFORE WE START this Tai Chi, I'm
- 2:26just so invested.
- 2:27>> Can we see you [ __ ] walk?
- 2:29>> Oh, most definitely.
- 2:41BAM!
- 2:42>> [laughter]
- 2:43>> ONE MORE TIME. WE NEED WE NEED THE WIDE
- 2:45SHOT.
- 2:58>> BAM!
- 3:00HEY!
- 3:01>> What What are you, a Salerina?
- 3:03>> No.
- 3:04>> you You said
- 3:05>> I did the uh
- 3:08the Five Stooges.
- 3:10>> Oh.
- 3:11>> Yeah.
- 3:13Five Stooges.
- 3:14>> Very nice.
- 3:15>> That's some old content.
- 3:18Five Stooges.
- 3:20>> Okay, Chad. Let's Let's uh without
- 3:22further ado, we give the floor to you.
- 3:24What are you teaching us?
- 3:26>> Okay. So, first off,
- 3:29great moves, you know what I'm saying?
- 3:31>> Yeah. [laughter]
- 3:32>> That's what I'm talking about.
- 3:33>> You better say that.
- 3:35>> [cough]
- 3:36[clears throat]
- 3:36>> See,
- 3:37>> I paid you to do this.
- 3:38>> There's Modelo in there. Are you
- 3:39thirsty?
- 3:41You got beer in there. You want a beer?
- 3:43>> She's not supposed to drink on the job.
- 3:45>> Oh, not on the job.
- 3:47>> So, one of the most important things is
- 3:49to always protect yourself.
- 3:50>> Of course. Hold your hands up.
- 3:52>> 100%.
- 3:53>> Yeah.
- 3:54>> Yeah.
- 3:58>> So, what we're going to learn today are
- 3:59a couple moves to get you going
- 4:01>> All right.
- 4:02>> You're feeling good.
- 4:03>> Mhm.
- 4:05>> So, if you came at me like that again,
- 4:07>> BOW! BOW! BOW! [screaming] BOW! BOW!
- 4:09>> OH, SHE WOULD HAVE GET you in.
- 4:11>> Yep, now you already got this.
- 4:13>> I was with my phone in my hand, buddy.
- 4:15WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
- 4:17>> NOW, we're going to put our arms up like
- 4:18this.
- 4:19Make sure [clears throat] you're
- 4:20standing shoulder length apart.
- 4:21>> Mhm.
- 4:22>> Bring the feet straight. Go ahead,
- 4:23straighten out the feet.
- 4:25>> All right.
- 4:26>> Straighten out the feet.
- 4:27>> Yeah.
- 4:27>> Perfect. And then we're going to sink
- 4:29our stance. Go and bend those knees.
- 4:31Perfect.
- 4:32>> Mhm.
- 4:32>> Okay. When we're doing this, we want to
- 4:34bring our mind down to our hips.
- 4:37>> All right.
- 4:37>> Right? We're going to breathe into your
- 4:39hips.
- 4:40>> Yeah.
- 4:42>> [laughter]
- 4:45>> That was the next one. So, not 100%.
- 4:47Feel free to just let it all out.
- 4:50>> Oh!
- 4:50>> And here.
- 4:52Okay, cuz this is going to be a move.
- 4:53So,
- 4:54let's start off with our first move.
- 4:57>> YOU'RE NERVOUS, THRILLER.
- 5:01>> [laughter]
- 5:03>> SO,
- 5:04COUPLE THINGS, RIGHT? WE WERE TALKING
- 5:05ABOUT SELF-DEFENSE. The other thing is
- 5:06the mental aspect and feeling good,
- 5:08right? We all want to feel good. One of
- 5:11the quickest ways we can do that.
- 5:13>> To feel good?
- 5:15>> [laughter]
- 5:15>> We can [ __ ] WALK.
- 5:16>> [ __ ] WALK or stretch? I like her.
- 5:19Ooh, her [ __ ] walk is nice. Get it. Get
- 5:22it, Jane Marie. Oh, [ __ ]
- 5:25WOO!
- 5:25GOD DAMN!
- 5:27>> [laughter]
- 5:28>> ALL RIGHT.
- 5:28>> [screaming]
- 5:29>> SHE DID THAT.
- 5:30>> Thank you.
- 5:32I learned from the best.
- 5:33>> Yes.
- 5:34>> You.
- 5:37>> Now, so if I'm coming at you
- 5:38>> Get THE [ __ ] ON. BOW!
- 5:40BOW! BOW!
- 5:41>> [screaming]
- 5:41>> BOW! BOW!
- 5:42>> MAN, SHE GOING TO GET YOU IN THERE.
- 5:44IF I CAN'T PUNCH YOU, YOU MIGHT CATCH MY
- 5:46PUNCH INTO THE SLOW. But I kick you in
- 5:48your nuts and I choke you, [ __ ]
- 5:51What are you going to do? Then I [ __ ]
- 5:53CUT YOU.
- 5:54>> [laughter]
- 5:54>> WEED.
- 5:55>> WHAT CAN YOU DO THERE?
- 5:57THAT'S A SLOPPY, dirty fight.
- 5:59>> [laughter]
- 6:00>> Get it? Sloppy, dirty fight. Ooh.
- 6:02>> Time out. I just realized we we didn't
- 6:04have him sign a liability and talent
- 6:06release. We We [ __ ] up there.
- 6:08>> You have to sign the paper. She's going
- 6:10to get it out the house.
- 6:12>> I won't hurt you, but Kwik Mac is
- 6:15strong. We don't We don't know his
- 6:16strength.
- 6:17>> Oh, you You have some strength?
- 6:19>> You want to see?
- 6:20>> Oh, yeah.
- 6:22Watch this.
- 6:23>> You ready?
- 6:24>> Watch this.
- 6:26>> Okay.
- 6:27>> Oh, yeah. That's That's going to hurt
- 6:28somebody, especially in a UFC fight.
- 6:31>> Dang.
- 6:32>> You're doing better than Croc Lesnar.
- 6:34He has strength.
- 6:35>> So,
- 6:37with that, what Why are we learning what
- 6:40we're learning?
- 6:41>> We're learning what we're learning to
- 6:42defend ourselves in prison so nobody
- 6:44puts peanut butter in our [ __ ] or
- 6:46ties a sock under the under the mat.
- 6:50Under the under the conk, the bunk with
- 6:52a C.
- 6:53>> Kwik Mac, we're not going BACK TO
- 6:54PRISON.
- 6:55>> WELL, JUST IN CASE.
- 6:56>> I AIN'T GOING [screaming] BACK.
- 6:58>> ALL RIGHT, WE'LL NEVER COMMIT SUICIDE.
- 6:59Everything's going to see all right. So,
- 7:01if they ever get you, just
- 7:03Don't try to kill yourself.
- 7:05ALL RIGHT. WHY ARE WE LEARNING?
- 7:08TO PROTECT OURSELVES IN PRISON.
- 7:10>> SO, with that, first thing is posture.
- 7:13Okay?
- 7:13So, we always got to be ready. So, first
- 7:16of all, we're going to start with a
- 7:17straight pull and a snap from right
- 7:18here.
- 7:18>> Pull your hair out. Pull those [ __ ]
- 7:20dreads out with all your strength. No,
- 7:22don't do it.
- 7:24>> Head shot.
- 7:24>> Ooh.
- 7:25>> Good.
- 7:26>> Now, she's going to punch the [ __ ] out
- 7:27of you.
- 7:27>> Wait, don't I need gloves? What's
- 7:28happening?
- 7:29>> [laughter]
- 7:30>> Now, here's the thing is
- 7:32>> You didn't pay your child support.
- 7:33You're her baby daddy. She's going to
- 7:34whoop your ass.
- 7:38Beat him like he didn't pay his child
- 7:39support.
- 7:40>> READY? LET'S GO.
- 7:43>> [laughter]
- 7:44>> HERE'S THE THING IS THAT
- 7:47I TOLD YOU TO TO strike and you threw a
- 7:49punch.
- 7:50>> A strike? What's a strike means?
- 7:52>> Strike can be anything. It could be
- 7:54Usually it usually refers to a
- 7:57punch, a straight punch, a rear. It
- 7:59could be an uppercut. It could be a
- 8:01cross country punch.
- 8:02>> Rampage has been showing me
- 8:04over here.
- 8:05>> Yeah, show him. Show him.
- 8:06>> All right, let Rampage show me. Like
- 8:07that. Like that.
- 8:09Like that.
- 8:10>> The old man is going to hit you in your
- 8:11ears. Going to bust your [ __ ] open.
- 8:13>> Yeah, 100% and there's techniques for
- 8:15that.
- 8:16>> Mhm.
- 8:16>> Right? When we come up here, right? So,
- 8:17we come up here.
- 8:18>> Mhm.
- 8:20>> Good.
- 8:22And
- 8:22>> Okay.
- 8:23>> Now, with that
- 8:24>> Yeah.
- 8:26>> when I say strike, what do you do?
- 8:28>> I'm going to strike you. Boom! Pow!
- 8:30RIGHT IN THE NOSE.
- 8:32>> [laughter]
- 8:34>> AND THAT'S ALL 55 CREW.
- 8:36>> 55 CREW.
- 8:37>> 55 CREW.
- 8:38>> CHA-CHA-CHING.
- 8:43CHING-CHING-CHING.
- 8:45CHA-CHA-CHING.
- 8:47>> ELBOWS.
- 8:48>> I'm going to come to our first UFC
- 8:50fight. Watch me.
- 8:52We're coming.
- 8:53>> He He's being difficult on me. He was He
- 8:55was He was
- 8:56He was letting you hit. He ain't letting
- 8:58me hit.
- 8:58>> you hit hard and you got
- 8:59>> Boom! It's okay. I hit YOU RIGHT HERE.
- 9:00BOOM!
- 9:01>> [laughter]
- 9:01>> BOOM!
- 9:02BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
- 9:04>> She's learned from a lot of UFC fights.
- 9:06>> Oh, yeah.
- 9:09You know what You know what the thing is
- 9:11is like um
- 9:14>> Counted.
- 9:15>> I'm like this with everyone. Don't take
- 9:17me any kind of way.
- 9:18>> Mhm.
- 9:18>> I'm just a little a little [ __ ]
- 9:21But then you I'll grow on you as time
- 9:23goes on.
- 9:24>> Yeah.
- 9:25>> You know what I mean?
- 9:26Okay, I'm ready for you.
- 9:28Step to the plate.
- 9:31Ready?
- 9:31>> Okay, that's the same thing. Okay, so
- 9:32we're going to work from where you're
- 9:34at, okay? So,
- 9:36are you ready?
- 9:37>> Yeah.
- 9:37>> Are your shoulders relaxed?
- 9:38>> No.
- 9:39>> Okay, are your knees bent?
- 9:41>> Yeah.
- 9:42>> Are your hips tucked in?
- 9:44>> No.
- 9:46>> Let's go.
- 9:47>> She's going to attack the [ __ ] out of
- 9:48you.
- 9:51>> Swing for the fences.
- 9:52>> [laughter]
- 9:52>> I had a I had a nip slip.
- 9:53>> You better You better You better have
- 9:54that child support money. You're going
- 9:56to get it up your ass.
- 9:57>> Damn it. Okay, your turn, [ __ ] Mac.
- 9:59>> Oh, your crests are coming out.
- 10:01>> These titties are have come
- 10:02>> The crests. The crests have come in.
- 10:05>> The crests.
- 10:06>> Hit the target.
- 10:07>> [snorts]
- 10:13[snorts]
- 10:23>> You pretty good.
- 10:24>> Oh,
- 10:25those those are the ones that's hard to
- 10:27do.
- 10:28>> Hey, what's your favorite song?
- 10:30>> Favorite song?
- 10:31>> Yeah.
- 10:32>> Uh
- 10:32>> Turn turn to the camera.
- 10:34>> It's a beautiful world by Spider Loc.
- 10:36>> It's a It's a beautiful
- 10:38>> It's beautiful, but it is still
- 10:39cripping.
- 10:41>> What what what what
- 10:41>> It's a beautiful world Spider Loc.
- 10:44>> Can you sing it?
- 10:45>> Yeah.
- 10:46It's a beautiful world.
- 10:49I'm in a beautiful car. I got a
- 10:51beautiful girl.
- 10:55That's how it goes.
- 10:58My chain blings blue in the light.
- 11:01I'm beautiful when I grind. I'm
- 11:03beautiful when I shine.
- 11:07>> LET'S
- 11:07GO. I'M READY FOR A CACA.
- 11:10>> YEAH.
- 11:11>> Let's go.
- 11:13>> Wait, what sports did you play growing
- 11:15up?
- 11:15>> I played a different type of ball
- 11:17that'll have you doing life in prison,
- 11:19Jean. You don't want to play my type of
- 11:20ball.
- 11:21>> What kind of ball is that?
- 11:22>> What? It's gang banging.
- 11:24It's a different type of gang banging.
- 11:27Scoring on your enemies.
- 11:29>> On your enemies?
- 11:32Wait, um
- 11:33so
- 11:34I want to inspire people. How did you
- 11:37turn your life around?
- 11:39>> I NEVER DID.
- 11:42>> [screaming]
- 11:42>> NEVER [ __ ] DID. I JUST saw stack my
- 11:45money up.
- 11:46I feed the homeless. I help people out.
- 11:49And I do great things with the
- 11:50community.
- 11:51I still stand on this cripping.
- 11:55>> Yeah, but you're not you're not gang
- 11:56banging anymore.
- 11:58>> Oh, is that what you thought?
- 12:01>> [laughter]
- 12:03>> I'm going to dance on Tik Tok now.
- 12:06>> Hey.
- 12:09Do you actually dance on Tik Tok? I've
- 12:10never seen that.
- 12:11>> I have a couple of
- 12:12>> Which which dance did you do?
- 12:13>> I did uh the remake to uh Blueface uh
- 12:16I'm going to get you quit running from
- 12:18this dick boo. I was dancing. I dropped
- 12:21the baby oil all over the ground,
- 12:22sprayed it. I hit my C-nasty and I
- 12:24started dancing in my living room.
- 12:27>> Wait, is there something wrong with your
- 12:29eye?
- 12:29>> No, no, it's water in there.
- 12:30>> You want a tissue or a towel?
- 12:32>> Yeah, yeah, a paper towel.
- 12:33>> Okay, let's get it.
- 12:35>> [laughter]
- 12:38>> Punch your toes.
- 12:39>> Like this?
- 12:41>> Perfect. Just like that. And do it
- 12:43again.
- 12:45>> I don't know about this one.
- 12:47My my ankles are a little bit sensitive
- 12:50to this.
- 12:52>> No worries. So
- 12:53>> But you can trip off, that's all that
- 12:55matters.
- 12:55>> Wait, you do it.
- 12:56>> Yeah, I'll try. All right.
- 12:57>> Yeah, let him try.
- 12:58>> So we're going to do this with
- 13:00>> Okay.
- 13:00>> We're going to put
- 13:01>> with
- 13:01>> the um
- 13:02>> the heel.
- 13:04>> Uh the uh
- 13:05>> Or the shin, the shin, the shin thing a
- 13:07wingy.
- 13:07>> I'm going to have you do it with the top
- 13:08of the foot.
- 13:09>> Mhm. Like this right here.
- 13:12>> You can use the shin or the top of your
- 13:13foot.
- 13:16>> Okay.
- 13:17>> That's good.
- 13:18>> That's good.
- 13:18>> Now do it properly.
- 13:21>> You're close.
- 13:22You can fine tune,
- 13:23>> Like you're kicking a [ __ ] in
- 13:25the nuts until they [ __ ] on themselves.
- 13:28You ever did that to a [ __ ]
- 13:30Let's go.
- 13:32>> I want you to focus.
- 13:35Do your best.
- 13:36Push through me.
- 13:37>> Okay, let's do it. One,
- 13:39two.
- 13:41>> Woah.
- 13:42>> That's good.
- 13:43>> She kicked so hard pushed you back a
- 13:44little.
- 13:46>> It's a great
- 13:47>> You stole my money, you piece of [ __ ]
- 13:49Almost, I'm going to do it again.
- 13:52>> Don't hit the target.
- 13:54Get through me.
- 13:54>> Oh, you want me to hit through you?
- 13:59Little better.
- 14:01>> [laughter]
- 14:01>> You got me there.
- 14:02>> Got you there. Yeah.
- 14:03You about 155 lbs?
- 14:05>> [laughter]
- 14:06>> Am I right?
- 14:06>> I I got another right.
- 14:08>> I'm 295. I'm trying to get down to 260,
- 14:11270 working
- 14:12out with Jane and getting ready to do
- 14:13some fighting. So,
- 14:14>> weigh much less than you.
- 14:16>> How much you weigh?
- 14:17>> A lot.
- 14:18>> 280?
- 14:19>> 255.
- 14:20>> YOU WEIGH 255?
- 14:22>> YES.
- 14:22>> I GOT TO SEE THIS ON THE SCALE. Get your
- 14:24ASS ON THE
- 14:25>> [screaming]
- 14:25>> 255. WHERE IS THAT [ __ ] HERE?
- 14:29>> It's a block.
- 14:30>> What the
- 14:31>> [laughter]
- 14:32>> I SAID TEACH ME SOME DANCING AND YOU
- 14:34WANT TO COME OVER MY
- 14:35>> [screaming]
- 14:36>> ASS.
- 14:36>> I'LL KICK YOU IN THE [ __ ] NUTS. POW.
- 14:40>> I SAID TEACH ME SOME DANCING.
- 14:41>> I'M DONE.
- 14:42>> [laughter]
- 14:43>> AND HE COME LIKE
- 14:44>> [screaming]
- 14:45>> LIKE HELLO.
- 14:46>> IT'S HILARIOUS.
- 14:48>> [laughter]
- 14:51>> THAT is hilarious.
- 14:52>> Man, you all came from women.
- 14:56You got your name from a woman. You were
- 14:58birthed by a woman. Stop trying to fight
- 15:00me. I'm not the enemy.
- 15:03I said let's dance. This man said BOOM
- 15:05BOOM BOOM.
- 15:07>> [laughter]
- 15:08>> HELLO.
- 15:08>> YOU DID. YOU DEFINITELY DID.
- 15:10>> Am I tripping?
- 15:11>> No. No. No.
- 15:13>> Get out of my house.
- 15:14>> There was no dancing.
- 15:15>> Get out of my house.
- 15:16Uh-huh. Not funny. GET THE [ __ ] OUT.
- 15:18>> [laughter]
- 15:19>> HE THINKS I'M KIDDING.
- 15:21>> SHE'S NOT KIDDING.
- 15:22>> I'm not kidding.
- 15:24>> [laughter]
- 15:28>> Okay, teacher. I'm done trolling you,
- 15:30but you try that [ __ ] again, I'm
- 15:32whooping me See my security guard right
- 15:34there?
- 15:34>> Yeah. Yeah.
- 15:35>> See him? He has a
- 15:37and back to me and he has a Glock.
- 15:40>> Oh.
- 15:41He's got a crack on your ass.
- 15:43>> Between my legs.
- 15:44>> ball touchdown on your ass,
- 15:45[ __ ]
- 15:46>> His fist, HIS GLOCK. YOU'RE OUT of
- 15:49there.
- 15:49>> You're out of there. Yeah. Yeah. You're
- 15:50gone. Yeah. We definitely appreciate
- 15:52you.
- 15:55>> Him more than me.
- 15:56>> Oh, he's great. You got He got to bring
- 15:59him again. He's a good guy.
- 16:00>> him.
- 16:01>> [laughter]
- 16:01>> I'm just messing with you.
- 16:04>> Cuz here is the thing, too, is this is a
- 16:06sign of respect, right? Because
- 16:08>> But you're not doing
- 16:09>> That's a sign of respect.
- 16:10>> You can also do this as [clears throat]
- 16:11well.
- 16:12>> But you're not doing it back, so that
- 16:14the respect is not reciprocated or
- 16:16something like that. Okay.
- 16:17>> We all control
- 16:19our energy, so
- 16:20>> Mhm.
- 16:21>> You know what I'm saying? Good wishes
- 16:23and
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