iShowSpeed vs CelineDept 1v1 Football — Transcript

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1. 0:00It said time to play some football. It's
2. 0:01time to get right now. Look, we got
3. 0:03Seline Depp here. She got the She got
4. 0:05the pink Ronaldo kit. I love it. I'm not
5. 0:07going to lie. I like her football shirt
6. 0:09better than mine's
7. 0:11>> and I'm kind of jealous to be honest.
8. 0:12I'm kind of jealous
9. 0:14>> cuz that's a good like I love that.
10. 0:16>> If you win, we will swap.
11. 0:18>> Okay. If I win, we'll swap. All right,
12. 0:19let's go. Let's go. All right, chat.
13. 0:20Let's pick our teams. You ready, Seline?
14. 0:22>> Yes.
15. 0:23>> Okay, we going to do it like elementary
16. 0:24school when you picking your team. Hey,
17. 0:26Jamal. Jamal, join the queue. Why you
18. 0:29eating right now, BRO? YO, WE PLAYING
19. 0:31FOOTBALL
20. 0:32>> AND YOU EATING TAKIS.
21. 0:33>> I DON'T KNOW. I DIDN'T KNOW.
22. 0:35>> Come on, bro. Okay, hold on. Wait. Let
23. 0:37me get a look. Let me get a better look.
24. 0:41>> All right.
25. 0:44>> Hold on. Hold on.
26. 0:46>> Hold up.
27. 0:52>> Are you good?
28. 0:52>> Yeah.
29. 0:53>> How good are you?
30. 0:54>> Very.
31. 0:55>> I kind of like your build. chat. Is he
32. 0:57good? Should we pick him?
33. 0:59>> Yeah.
34. 1:00>> You like good good like how good?
35. 1:03>> She brothers go.
36. 1:07>> All right. I need six people.
37. 1:10>> Oh, wait. Hold on. Wait. I should do a
38. 1:11433. So, I should get somebody who's
39. 1:13techy. You techie?
40. 1:14>> Yes.
41. 1:15>> All right. B. He my first pick. I'm
42. 1:17going with him.
43. 1:19>> I'm going him. You come over here.
44. 1:22>> Yeah. Yellow. Yellows.
45. 1:24>> I'm going with you. I'm going with you.
46. 1:26I'm going with you. All right, Seline,
47. 1:28your turn.
48. 1:31>> All in the world.
49. 1:32>> YOU GOT A THAT NO, THAT'S not fair. He's
50. 1:347 feet.
51. 1:35>> You could You could choose him,
52. 1:37>> BRO. HELL NO.
53. 1:40>> BRO, THIS DUDE LIKE PETER CRO,
54. 1:44>> BRO. He like Tur Stan.
55. 1:46He too tall, bro. This five side. I
56. 1:49ain't You can play, but you can't play
57. 1:50goalkeeper.
58. 1:51>> No. Okay. Defender.
59. 1:52>> Defender.
60. 1:53>> Hell no, bro.
61. 1:54>> Striker. Yeah, bro. Be the striker.
62. 1:56>> Okay, but you are faster than me.
63. 1:58>> So,
64. 1:59>> bro, Chad, he can't play goalkeeper,
65. 2:00bro.
66. 2:01>> Okay.
67. 2:01>> All right, bro. Chad, I'm sorry, bro. He
68. 2:03cannot play goalkeeper, bro. He too tall
69. 2:06to play goalkeeper, bro.
70. 2:07>> I don't even fit in the goal, actually.
71. 2:10>> Hell no. Hell no, bro. [ __ ] I need a
72. 2:12good Yo, Rudy, bro, you trying to play
73. 2:14for real?
74. 2:17>> You got to, bro. You got to be really
75. 2:18good at goal.
76. 2:19>> Go. What do you mean go?
77. 2:21>> I need a good goalkeeper, bro. know
78. 2:24what's going.
79. 2:25>> Oh, hell no.
80. 2:27>> What you mean?
81. 2:27>> I am not picking you.
82. 2:31>> Put on the goal.
83. 2:33>> N Yeah, Henry. Now, Henry, you are Wait,
84. 2:36you are a good goalkeeper.
85. 2:38>> Do you feel like it?
86. 2:44>> All right, Chad. I got
87. 2:46>> speed.
88. 2:47>> You a goalie?
89. 2:48>> Oh. Oh, [ __ ]
90. 2:51>> Chad, he's a real goalie. Yo, I'm going
91. 2:53to get him certified.
92. 2:54>> Yo, chat. Yo, I ain't going to lie. You
93. 2:55a certified goalie, bro.
94. 2:56>> I'm a certified goalie, bro.
95. 2:58>> I got you.
96. 2:58>> Hold on, chat. Should we get a certified
97. 3:00goalie, bro?
98. 3:02>> Certified goalie.
99. 3:04>> No, he got you. I know he got you.
100. 3:07>> Jamal? Nah, bro. Jamal, heat, bro.
101. 3:10>> Jamal's backup goalie.
102. 3:14>> All right, back, bro. Come on, bro.
103. 3:16Like, where you from?
104. 3:16>> Cuba, bro.
105. 3:17>> Oh, you chat Cuban goalie. Yeah. Yeah.
106. 3:19Hell yeah.
107. 3:20>> Them Cubans don't play. He's certified.
108. 3:22All right, Seline, your turn.
109. 3:25>> You can play goalie now if you want to.
110. 3:26>> Okay. Okay.
111. 3:27>> You can play now.
112. 3:27>> No. It's okay.
113. 3:28>> Yeah.
114. 3:29>> I go for the only girl in the line.
115. 3:32>> Really?
116. 3:36>> Yay. Yay.
117. 3:39Oh, yay. Yay.
118. 3:42Okay. Bro, I ain't going to lie. This
119. 3:44Raphael Leo dude look I ain't going to
120. 3:46lie, he look kind of good, bro.
121. 3:49>> You look kind of good, bro. But you
122. 3:51don't got boot on.
123. 3:52>> He's very bad.
124. 3:53>> He's bad. He's
125. 3:54>> Why you don't got your boot on, bro?
126. 3:56>> Wait. You get me?
127. 3:57>> Why you don't got your freaking boot on,
128. 3:58G?
129. 3:58>> You said
130. 3:59>> we about to play some football.
131. 4:00>> Plays you put them on rap before you go.
132. 4:01>> Where you from?
133. 4:02>> London, man.
134. 4:03>> Oh, nah. Ch. He a London baller. Yo, I
135. 4:05got
136. 4:06>> play. He can't play.
137. 4:07>> NO, HE GOT HIM. What do you mean he
138. 4:08can't play?
139. 4:10>> No, he has to play. He has to play. He
140. 4:12has to play.
141. 4:13>> Is that your final pick?
142. 4:14>> Hell yeah.
143. 4:15>> No,
144. 4:17sir.
145. 4:17>> You didn't choose him. That's not my
146. 4:18fault. Let's go. Come on,
147. 4:22>> bro. Put your boots on. Put your boots
148. 4:23on and uh put on a uh
149. 4:28>> what? All right, Seline, your turn. Your
150. 4:30choose.
151. 4:31>> I go for
152. 4:32>> Yo, bro. Are you Bro,
153. 4:34>> sure.
154. 4:35>> You got to be film every picking. So,
155. 4:37yeah.
156. 4:38>> LOUVA.
157. 4:39>> NO, NO, NO. I WANTED TO GET THEM. I
158. 4:42KNOW. I WAS GOING TO NO, YOU CAN'T DO
159. 4:43THAT.
160. 4:44>> SWAP. If you give me Gelani, then I give
161. 4:47you Louva.
162. 4:49No, Luba has to be on my team.
163. 4:52>> He's trying to do a swap deal.
164. 4:53>> Yeah. You want to swap?
165. 4:55>> Yeah, man. So, then
166. 4:58>> but I got to tell him he's good, though.
167. 5:00>> No, he can't play.
168. 5:01>> I n Okay. No, go ahead. Go ahead. Go
169. 5:04ahead. No, you good. You're good. Nah,
170. 5:06no swap. No swap. No swap.
171. 5:08>> Okay.
172. 5:09>> No deal.
173. 5:11>> Okay. Uh, my next pick.
174. 5:13>> So, I got a little bit
175. 5:15>> one, two, three. So, I got to pick three
176. 5:18more people or two more people.
177. 5:20>> Two.
178. 5:21>> All right, T. Two more people.
179. 5:23>> Two more people. Two more people.
180. 5:26>> Yeah, but you don't you you don't you
181. 5:27don't look football ready, though.
182. 5:29>> But you don't look football ready. Like
183. 5:32>> I'm not convinced. Like you you see how
184. 5:34everybody got on football equipment. You
185. 5:36got on a like this is like clothes. You
186. 5:38about to go to a club.
187. 5:40>> And you don't got boot on.
188. 5:42>> I got me.
189. 5:44>> What?
190. 5:44>> Believe me. Believe me, bro.
191. 5:46>> I can't believe you. I can't cuz you
192. 5:47don't look ready.
193. 5:49>> Oh, I can't I can't believe
194. 5:54>> he's nice.
195. 5:56>> Oh. Oh, yeah. Look at his quads.
196. 5:58>> Exactly.
197. 5:59>> Look at his quads.
198. 6:00>> But I need a defender, though. I swear.
199. 6:02>> I am a defender. I am a defender.
200. 6:03>> You are?
201. 6:03>> Yeah.
202. 6:03>> Oh, I'm getting him down.
203. 6:05>> All right, let's go.
204. 6:05>> I got him. Just sat just on his legs.
205. 6:08His legs so big.
206. 6:10>> All right, let's go.
207. 6:12>> All right, you got chooses, man. I could
208. 6:14have been the defender, man.
209. 6:15>> You want to play?
210. 6:17>> You'll be a defender.
211. 6:19>> YEAH, CHAT. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.
212. 6:22NO.
213. 6:22>> NO. NO. NO. NO. You can't choose him.
214. 6:24You can't choose him. You can't choose
215. 6:26him
216. 6:27>> because he's on my team.
217. 6:29>> He's on my team. You can't choose Rudy.
218. 6:31>> Okay.
219. 6:34>> D1.
220. 6:35>> He He D1.
221. 6:36>> Yeah.
222. 6:37>> I already got my last pick.
223. 6:40>> It's a lean pick. It ain't my turn.
224. 6:48You get him.
225. 6:49>> All right, Rudy, come on. Who team
226. 6:50winning? My team or Selena's team?
227. 6:52>> Jamal, are you playing?
228. 6:54>> No,
229. 6:55>> I didn't get picked.
230. 6:57>> No, Selena still has a pick left. Pick
231. 6:59you.
232. 7:00>> Yeah,
233. 7:00>> I don't think you should.
234. 7:01>> What?
235. 7:02>> Pick him. He's good.
236. 7:03>> It's all right. I'm injured. I'm
237. 7:05injured.
238. 7:07>> You You want to pick Jamal?
239. 7:10>> Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. What about this?
240. 7:15>> It's going TO BE BAD. SHE PICKED YOU.
241. 7:19>> She picked Jamal. This might be very
242. 7:21bad. I think we're going to completely
243. 7:23demolish
244. 7:24>> Hardway. Hardway. Who the ref? Do we got
245. 7:26a ref shirt?
246. 7:31>> All right. Come on. Let's go.
247. 7:37>> Oh yeah.
248. 7:39>> OH. OH YEAH. WE STARTING OFF STRONG.
249. 7:43>> YO, RUDY, WHAT THE HELL?
250. 7:46>> RIGHT.
251. 7:52>> YO, he to Bro, he too tall for this.
252. 7:54>> Come on, Rudy.
253. 7:55>> Yo,
254. 7:57>> bro. Chad,
255. 7:59>> you bro, you look like Peter Crouch out
256. 8:01there,
257. 8:02Chad. He's so tall.
258. 8:06>> Come on, guys. I need to feed me.
259. 8:09I need my ego.
260. 8:13>> Yo, Rudy, I'm about to sub you out,
261. 8:17>> bro. Chat,
262. 8:19>> chat.
263. 8:21>> Y'all see Rudy?
264. 8:22>> We good. We good. Don't worry about me.
265. 8:30>> Throw in. Throw in. Throw in.
266. 8:35Left
267. 8:56thereight
268. 9:04pull it.
269. 9:09Dang it.
270. 9:12>> We getting her. We getting her, Chad.
271. 9:14Nice.
272. 9:19Go, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO.
273. 9:20>> COME ON, MAN. I gave you the ball.
274. 9:24>> Right here. Right here.
275. 9:28>> WHAT KIND OF CROSS WAS THAT?
276. 9:30>> OH MY GOD. It's a nil nil game.
277. 9:38BRO, RUDY.
278. 9:39>> BRO, RUDY.
279. 9:41>> NAH, BRO.
280. 9:43>> RUDY.
281. 9:44>> RUDY.
282. 9:45>> BRO, RUDY, BRO.
283. 9:53>> Cross it. Cross it.
284. 9:57>> YES.
285. 9:58LET'S GO.
286. 10:04Nicely made. That's why I told you, bro.
287. 10:07That's why I chose him.
288. 10:09>> Two one nil, baby.
289. 10:13>> Oh,
290. 10:16>> nice one. SAFE.
291. 10:24>> YES.
292. 10:39BUBBLES. HEY, nice ball action.
293. 10:42>> Two nil. Two nil. Offside, bro. We don't
294. 10:44even got V, bro.
295. 10:46>> The hell?
296. 10:48>> They talking about offside.
297. 10:50>> I wasn't off.
298. 10:52All right, Jamal, you done?
299. 10:56>> Yeah, that's that defendant, baby.
300. 10:58That's that Sergio Ramos
301. 11:04that.
302. 11:05>> You got to score that, bro.
303. 11:17>> Beautiful.
304. 11:18>> O. Oh, yeah. Rudy.
305. 11:27>> Damn.
306. 11:28Rudy.
307. 11:31>> Rudy foul.
308. 11:32>> Are you sure?
309. 11:34>> NO FOUL.
310. 11:35>> IT WAS NO FOUL.
311. 11:36>> N.
312. 11:37>> YO, CHAD, is that a foul?
313. 11:38>> Yellow B.
314. 11:40>> Is that a foul? Chad
315. 11:44Rudy. Rudy. Ryudy. Rudy.
316. 11:50Hambo.
317. 11:51>> H.
318. 11:56>> It was out. It was out. What's up?
319. 11:57>> Play on. Play on. Play on.
320. 12:12>> That's us. Nice. Nice. Hello. Cross it.
321. 12:16Cross it.
322. 12:23No. No.
323. 12:27Shoot.
324. 12:52>> Corner. Corner.
325. 13:01Damn it.
326. 13:05>> [ __ ] man.
327. 13:08Next time. Next time.
328. 13:14>> [ __ ] bro.
329. 13:18>> NICE SAVE.
330. 13:20>> WHAT A SAVE.
331. 13:22That's my goalkeeper. Hey, I bought him
332. 13:25on a transfer market for 20 million.
333. 13:32>> Oh my god. What a ball. What a ball.
334. 13:34>> He just messed up my ball.
335. 13:40>> Give it. Give it.
336. 13:42>> THAT'S A FOUL.
337. 13:43>> IS that not a foul?
338. 13:51Is that not a foul?
339. 13:53>> Is that not a foul?
340. 13:56>> We got Peter Crouch scoring goals and
341. 13:57[ __ ]
342. 13:59>> IS THAT NOT A FOUL?
343. 14:00>> He failed him.
344. 14:02>> Is that not a foul?
345. 14:03>> Is it a foul?
346. 14:04>> Is that clean?
347. 14:06>> Is that not a foul?
348. 14:08>> No, not on you.
349. 14:09>> You just shielded. You shielded him.
350. 14:13>> He was shielding him.
351. 14:14>> Can we change players?
352. 14:15>> No foul. No foul.
353. 14:18They're saying no foul.
354. 14:19>> No foul.
355. 14:20>> That was a foul, bro.
356. 14:22>> Now you can't.
357. 14:26>> Come on, y'all. We got to get this one
358. 14:27more goal.
359. 14:28>> We got to get one more go, y'all. Come
360. 14:29on.
361. 14:45>> Yellow ball.
362. 14:47Stop.
363. 14:47>> Yellow. Yellow.
364. 14:49>> That's off me. That's off me.
365. 14:56Yeah, I have it.
366. 15:16>> Pass ball.
367. 15:18>> He kicked the left.
368. 15:19>> Oh, come on. Sorry.
369. 15:31>> Yes.
370. 15:32>> That's three.
371. 15:33>> Let's go.
372. 15:40>> Let's go.
373. 15:43>> Team speed one.
374. 15:45>> We won that easily, baby.
375. 15:47>> Good game. Good stuff. Go.
376. 15:48>> Oh, yeah.
377. 15:54W's in the chat. That was the most
378. 15:56longest game ever. That was lowkey like
379. 15:57the most longest game ever. I was
380. 15:58selling. All right, Seline. GG's.
381. 16:02>> GG's.
382. 16:03>> Good game.
383. 16:04>> I got the win, chat. Our team won. You
384. 16:06know, I'm down for one more if you got
385. 16:07got one in you.
386. 16:08>> Yeah, sure.
387. 16:09>> Chad, last one.
388. 16:10>> Yeah. Yeah.
389. 16:10>> All right, LET'S GO. LET'S play
390. 16:13football. Okay, y'all ready?
391. 16:16>> Let's go.
392. 16:29O,
393. 16:31>> WHO KEEP FART? WHY? YO, WHERE'S THE BACK
394. 16:33LINE?
395. 16:35>> Where's the back line?
396. 16:38>> Yo, WHO'S PLAYING DEFENSE? WHAT'S GOING
397. 16:40ON?
398. 16:46>> OH, hell no. This
399. 16:48This dude lied to me, bro.
400. 16:50>> This dude really lied to me,
401. 16:52>> bro. What kind of goalkeeping is that,
402. 16:54bro? All right. Come on. Okay, come on.
403. 16:54Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come
404. 16:56on. Everybody makes mistakes.
405. 17:03>> That's me.
406. 17:15Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Ah!
407. 17:20>> Oh my gosh, bro.
408. 17:43Come on.
409. 17:44>> Come on. Cross it. Switch it. Switch it.
410. 17:46Switch it. Switch it.
411. 17:49Come on. Come on. Give me one.
412. 17:55>> [ __ ] I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.
413. 18:10I'm playing like butt, bro.
414. 18:14>> Damn, Chad. I'm playing terrible.
415. 18:28No, that was me. That was me.
416. 18:31>> No penalty. No penalty. No pen.
417. 18:33>> No penalty. No penalty.
418. 18:35>> They're balls. They're balls. They're
419. 18:36balls.
420. 19:00Good job.
421. 19:21Damn.
422. 19:31>> That's on him. That's him. He touched
423. 19:32it.
424. 19:33>> That's why I didn't do nothing.
425. 19:34>> I ain't going to lie. No.
426. 19:36>> What?
427. 19:51THAT'S WHAT I DO.
428. 19:53>> THAT'S WHAT I DO.
429. 19:55COME ON.
430. 20:14COME ON, BRO. BRO, [ __ ] YOURSELF UP.
431. 20:16WHAT'S UP?
432. 20:17>> What's up, bro?
433. 20:19>> These guys [ __ ] dragging feet, bro.
434. 20:24>> No, that wasn't, bro. I was right in the
435. 20:25middle
436. 20:26>> right here.
437. 20:26>> Bro, you got to come in.
438. 20:28>> If I'm crossing the ball, you know,
439. 20:30>> it was a clear lane.
440. 20:42Oh my god.
441. 20:46>> Ah [ __ ]
442. 20:50>> I got to start calming down, bro. I got
443. 20:52to start calming down when I get TO
444. 21:03>> BRO, are we serious? Are we actually
445. 21:04serious? for my team. I don't even know
446. 21:06my man. Bro, my teammate could have
447. 21:08easily scored it.
448. 21:10>> Like, I don't
449. 21:14>> I'm done, bro. GG's. GG's. We lost.
450. 21:16>> One final game.
451. 21:17>> One final game.
452. 21:18>> One goal. Only one goal. Then we have a
453. 21:20winner, right?
454. 21:20>> One v one. One v one. One v one.
455. 21:22>> It should be a one v one then.
456. 21:23>> One v one. Best of five
457. 21:25>> to finish it.
458. 21:26>> Five best of five.
459. 21:27>> Yeah. First one of you to score three on
460. 21:29on each other.
461. 21:30>> Oh, yeah. We could do one v one for the
462. 21:32last one.
463. 21:33>> Yeah. For me, it's all Break the
464. 21:34tiebreaker.
465. 21:35>> Yeah,
466. 21:35>> if it's five penalties, I think it
467. 21:37should be me and her do five penalties.
468. 21:39>> Got you though.
469. 21:40>> We can do that.
470. 21:43>> We should get that guy.
471. 21:44>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He could
472. 21:46be goalkeeper. Okay. You want to go
473. 21:48first?
474. 21:49>> Me. All right. Tap. Penalty shootout.
475. 21:54>> Penalty shootout. Let's go.
476. 21:59>> First one to five.
477. 22:03Best.
478. 22:04>> Best out of five. Best out of five.
479. 22:19>> Come on, Tat.
480. 22:27>> No way. You closer.
481. 22:30>> Was that right there?
482. 22:31>> Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
483. 22:33>> Is that the right?
484. 22:34>> Yeah, that's right. It's fine.
485. 22:48>> I got to lock in.
486. 22:52>> Wait,
487. 22:53>> isn't it go supposed to switch out?
488. 22:57>> Oh, they have. Oh.
489. 23:03I'm off no sleep right now.
490. 23:24>> What?
491. 23:28>> Yeah. Yeah.
492. 23:30Atheical,
493. 23:49>> bro. It's his goalie, bro.
494. 23:54>> Two
495. 23:54>> nil. Two nil.
496. 24:09Okay. See,
497. 24:11>> I know. I know.
498. 24:27Let him get to me, bro.
499. 24:33>> I'm telling you, this would have been
500. 24:34better.
501. 24:38>> Come on, Keith.
502. 24:40>> All right, here we go.
503. 24:44>> If she scores this.
504. 24:51>> Wow.
505. 24:52>> GG's. EG.
506. 24:58>> That's crazy.
507. 24:59>> That's honestly crazy, bro.
508. 25:02>> That's crazy.
509. 25:03>> That's crazy, bro.
510. 25:04>> You know,
511. 25:07>> that's crazy.
512. 25:08>> That's crazy.
513. 25:12>> That's crazy, bro.
514. 25:15>> That's crazy,
515. 25:16>> Chad. I don't Chad, I don't have nothing
516. 25:18to say, bro. I have nothing to say. That
517. 25:21was a complete ill. Huh?
518. 25:23>> What? You won.
519. 25:26>> Don't be sad.
520. 25:27>> No, I'm fine. I'm fine.
521. 25:29>> I'm not sad. I'm not sad.
522. 25:32>> I'm just taking a seat.
523. 25:36>> Huh?
524. 25:36>> Getting some air.
525. 25:37>> Yeah, I'm just getting some air.
526. 25:40>> It's okay.
527. 25:41>> GG, chat. I lost, bro.
528. 25:43>> Are you uh getting back in the car?
529. 25:45>> Huh?
530. 25:46>> Are you getting back in the car
531. 25:47screaming?
532. 25:48>> Yeah. Why?
533. 25:51Why?
534. 25:51>> Cuz I need to cuz I took the TV out
535. 25:53earlier.
536. 25:54>> That's the ball.
537. 26:04>> I'm just tired. Yeah, I'm tired.
538. 26:06>> You didn't sleep?
539. 26:06>> Yeah, I didn't sleep. I went to sleep
540. 26:08about 4:00 a.m.
541. 26:10>> last night.
542. 26:12>> But it was nice to play with you.
543. 26:13>> Yeah. No. Yeah, it was fun. It was fun.
544. 26:15It was very fun.
545. 26:22You're
546. 26:22>> going to Toronto,
547. 26:23>> huh?
548. 26:23>> You're going to Toronto to the next game
549. 26:25of Portugal?
550. 26:26>> Yeah. Yeah.
551. 26:30>> No. Hot.
552. 26:33>> I got I got it.
553. 26:34>> You have to.
554. 26:43>> I got it. I got it.
555. 26:46I got it.
556. 26:48It's like it's the heel.
557. 26:50>> You know what? I'm not about to take
558. 26:52them off.
559. 26:52>> I'm not taking my boots off.
560. 26:56>> I'm not taking my boots off. I can't
561. 26:57even take my boots off, chat. All right,
562. 26:58let's go. Let's go.
563. 27:01>> All right. GG's, yo. GG's. Z.