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1. 0:00Let's go. Let's go. LET'S FIGHT. WE UP
2. 0:04TONIGHT. Danny is the best.
3. 0:07Stand. Y'all boys ready for school chat.
4. 0:11Okay, here we go, bro. It's that time,
5. 0:14bro. I haven't been in school in years,
6. 0:16bro. Here we go, bro. Here we go. And I
7. 0:18dropped out four years ago. Now I'm
8. 0:20coming back, BRO.
9. 0:22YO, BRO.
10. 0:24IT'S ME. I'M BACK.
11. 0:25>> I'M BACK.
12. 0:26>> HEY,
13. 0:27>> I'm finally back.
14. 0:28>> How you been, man? to be honest, bro.
15. 0:30I'm here to get like I'm like I'M HERE
16. 0:32TO GET BACK MY DEGREE. IT'S BEEN FOUR
17. 0:33years since I've done VR school and I'm
18. 0:37ready to COME BACK.
19. 0:39>> ARE Y'ALL READY, BRO? ARE Y'ALL READY,
20. 0:40CHAT?
21. 0:42>> ALL RIGHT, SO JUST as a fair warning,
22. 0:44they are pretty hard to teach.
23. 0:46>> Okay,
24. 0:49>> what the
25. 0:57uh Hey everyone. Hey class. Hey class
26. 0:59that I love oh so much. Um this is our
27. 1:02teacher's assistant speed.
28. 1:04>> Hello. I will be substituting for today.
29. 1:06Just wanted to say hi. Nice to meet you.
30. 1:09My you can call me I show speed or Mr.
31. 1:11Speed and I'm very happy happy to be
32. 1:14teach. I see some familiar faces. Jeffy
33. 1:17we used to go to school together. It's
34. 1:19kind of sad to see you like how didn't
35. 1:21you graduate yet?
36. 1:22>> Well I keep failing speed. You know
37. 1:25speed. I have a question.
38. 1:26>> What? What's eight minus four?
39. 1:29>> Four
40. 1:30>> speed. ARE YOU [ __ ] HIGH? The answer
41. 1:34is eight. Speed. You have eight and you
42. 1:38take away the four. All you have left
43. 1:40speed is a eight.
44. 1:42>> Yo, see, look.
45. 1:44>> I'm not
46. 1:45You see what I mean? Listen.
47. 1:47>> I think that's right.
48. 1:48>> I can't I can't
49. 1:49>> I like this Jeffy guy.
50. 1:50>> This guy, bro. He's [ __ ] What the
51. 1:52[ __ ] is that, man? What the [ __ ] is
52. 1:54this?
53. 1:55Do do you see why I need a teacher's
54. 1:56assistant? Man, this [ __ ] is I Do you
55. 1:58think I can teach this guy?
56. 2:00>> He has a pencil. He's like 20 years old.
57. 2:02He has a PENCIL IN HIS NOSE.
58. 2:04>> WAIT, IS HE SMOKING? ARE YOU SMOKING?
59. 2:07>> RELAX.
60. 2:10>> ARE Y'ALL SMOKING?
61. 2:11>> JUST a Miami man.
62. 2:12>> Hey, relax. RELAX.
63. 2:14>> MAN, SHUT YOUR THROAT ASS UP. IS YOU
64. 2:16SMOKING?
65. 2:19>> Speed algebra gets hard.
66. 2:22>> Oh, yeah. I can't. All right, man.
67. 2:24Listen. This is my first day, man. I
68. 2:26can't You can't just put me all in the
69. 2:28deep water with this classroom. They're
70. 2:30smoking.
71. 2:31>> He said 8 - 4 is eight.
72. 2:33>> What a [ __ ]
73. 2:36>> Hey, I'm going to call in Stop. Why is
74. 2:38everyone vaping? I'm going to call in
75. 2:39the principal to get these vapes out.
76. 2:41>> What the hell is going on?
77. 2:43>> Speed. Hey, how about you? You How about
78. 2:46you get to know the students? Do some
79. 2:47some
80. 2:47>> Okay. All right. All right.
81. 2:49>> Sam smoke.
82. 2:50>> Wait,
83. 2:50>> bros. I heard they were vaping in here.
84. 2:53>> Yes. Who's vaping in here?
85. 2:56>> Everybody.
86. 2:58>> He's [ __ ]
87. 2:59>> Listen up, bro. You can't do that. Give
88. 3:01me that vape.
89. 3:02>> No. Are you [ __ ] high?
90. 3:04>> Go ahead and give me that one, too.
91. 3:07>> Like, principal, principal, I NEED TO
92. 3:09SPEAK WITH YOU. I need to speak with
93. 3:10you. This
94. 3:12>> This classroom is honestly, it's out of
95. 3:15control. You got kids vaping, you know?
96. 3:18I don't like I don't know. Like, this is
97. 3:19my first day here.
98. 3:21>> Speed, speed, speed, speed. Come here.
99. 3:22Come here.
100. 3:24What?
101. 3:25>> I'm I'm going to be honest with you. We
102. 3:27have a bigger situ on campus right now.
103. 3:30I can't I can't
104. 3:31>> what?
105. 3:33>> We have a bigger situation on campus.
106. 3:35>> What is it?
107. 3:37>> I can't say in front of the kids.
108. 3:39>> You what?
109. 3:41>> I can't say in front of the kids.
110. 3:43>> All right, then. Okay. Well, say it in
111. 3:45Okay. What the
112. 3:47>> Wait, wait, wait. Come [laughter] here.
113. 3:48Come here. Come here. Oh, [ __ ]
114. 3:49>> What? What? I can see.
115. 3:51>> Just Just for later. later cuz look look
116. 3:56did you see him? Did you see him?
117. 3:58>> See who?
118. 3:59>> Oh [ __ ]
119. 4:00>> OH MY [ __ ]
120. 4:02>> WHAT? YO, BRO. COME ON,
121. 4:04>> BRO. WHAT IS YOU DOING HERE, BRO?
122. 4:05[screaming]
123. 4:06[laughter]
124. 4:09>> BRO, WHAT THE [ __ ] IS YOU DOING HERE?
125. 4:14>> HEY, HEY, HEY, STOP.
126. 4:17>> STOP. STOP. STOP. I REMEMBER YOU. YOU
127. 4:19TOUCHED ME IN THE BATHROOM 4 YEARS AGO.
128. 4:22>> WHY ARE YOU STILL HANGING AROUND HERE,
129. 4:24BRO? [laughter]
130. 4:24>> It's my home. It's my home, Speed. I
131. 4:26promise,
132. 4:27>> bro. God damn, BRO. YO, CALL THE COPS.
133. 4:30>> CALL THE COPS, MAN.
134. 4:31>> I'M TRYING TO I'M TRYING TO GET HIM. I
135. 4:32can't I can't physically touch him.
136. 4:36>> On the way.
137. 4:38>> It's elder abuse if we do anything
138. 4:39ourselves. So, we've kind of been
139. 4:41struggling. That's why the students are
140. 4:42so rowdy. It's kind of hard to keep
141. 4:44these guys in check.
142. 4:47>> [ __ ] HE'S GETTING AWAY, BRO. JUST GET
143. 4:49HIM. WAIT, BRO. I GOT A CLASS TO HANDLE.
144. 4:52>> YEAH, we we have TO HANDLE.
145. 4:53>> OKAY. ANYWAYS, HELLO GUYS. This is my
146. 4:55first day here. I'm going to go around
147. 4:57and ask for everybody names, starting
148. 4:58with you. What's your name?
149. 5:01>> Um, well, my name is Chris Griffin.
150. 5:04>> Chris Griffin. Okay. Nice to meet you,
151. 5:06Chris Griffin. What's your name?
152. 5:09>> Hey, I'm Weezer.
153. 5:11>> Okay. What's your name?
154. 5:14[snorts]
155. 5:17Hey, excuse me.
156. 5:22>> Hey. Hey. [screaming]
157. 5:25>> What is your name?
158. 5:28>> I'm I'm Rem.
159. 5:30>> Who? Who?
160. 5:31>> And I do lots of things.
161. 5:33>> What?
162. 5:34>> I'm Rem.
163. 5:36>> Okay. His name is Rem. He He just sleeps
164. 5:38most of the class. I don't
165. 5:39>> Okay.
166. 5:40>> He is great.
167. 5:41>> Okay. Miss, what is your name, miss?
168. 5:43My name is Princess of Darkness.
169. 5:46>> Princess of If you don't get your
170. 5:48[ __ ] princess of Bro, tomorrow, you
171. 5:51should be sitting down with him, bro.
172. 5:53You should be sitt I'm Why sit with
173. 5:56them?
174. 5:56>> Because you're around the same age as
175. 5:58them.
176. 5:59>> Okay. All right. Okay.
177. 6:01>> All right. Jeffy, I already know your
178. 6:02name, but please introduce yourself.
179. 6:04>> My name's Jeffy. See, it says it on my
180. 6:06shirt. Jeffy,
181. 6:07>> so I forget it.
182. 6:08>> All right. Mr. Smally Guy, what's your
183. 6:10name? OH, MY NAME IS BARITY. How did I
184. 6:13know you were going to ask? Because I
185. 6:15know everything.
186. 6:17>> God bless the [ __ ] America.
187. 6:20>> What was that? What the What was that?
188. 6:23>> Well, speed, I know about a million
189. 6:25things. [laughter] Ask me anything.
190. 6:30>> WHY ARE WHY ARE YOU DOING ALL THAT? WHY
191. 6:32ARE YOU DOING A HYPERBOLE AFTER EVERY
192. 6:35TIME? JUST STOP.
193. 6:37WELL, knowing everything in the universe
194. 6:39ensures a [laughter] struggle. I just
195. 6:41got to keep it upbeat.
196. 6:44>> What's your name? You with the glasses.
197. 6:45What's your name?
198. 6:47>> My name's Connor.
199. 6:53>> Okay. Frog Kermit. Yeah, your name's
200. 6:56Kermit, right?
201. 6:58>> Yeah, Darren. I'm Kermit.
202. 7:00>> Uh, Darren.
203. 7:02>> Don't call me Darren. Okay. All right.
204. 7:04That's disrespectful. I am an elder. You
205. 7:06call me I show speed. Okay.
206. 7:09>> All right, Darren.
207. 7:10>> Dr. Speed. It's Dr. Speed.
208. 7:13>> No, it's Mr. It's not you, dumbass. It's
209. 7:16It's It's Mr. Speed. Okay,
210. 7:19>> Big D, chill out.
211. 7:21>> He knows you won't sit on [ __ ]
212. 7:23>> All right. Hey. Hey. Yo, kid. Is there a
213. 7:26[ __ ]
214. 7:27>> I'm going to get those kids.
215. 7:30On the way, bro.
216. 7:32>> I'm going to touch them all. It seems
217. 7:34like this school's having a big problem.
218. 7:37>> Can you shut the hell up, you [ __ ]
219. 7:39smiley face, please?
220. 7:42>> Wait, Spade, I have a question.
221. 7:45>> What?
222. 7:46>> What's a What's a predator? I want to be
223. 7:48a predator.
224. 7:49>> No, you do not.
225. 7:49>> I heard them calling him a predator.
226. 7:50>> No be a predator,
227. 7:52>> Jeffy. No, no, no, no. You don't want to
228. 7:53be a predator. A predator is is a is is
229. 7:56is somebody who eats people.
230. 7:59>> Oh, I eat a lot. Oh, people.
231. 8:02>> How the strong eat the weed?
232. 8:03>> Do they do they taste like GREEN BEANS?
233. 8:05>> YO, BRO.
234. 8:06>> BRO. YO, GET HIM.
235. 8:10>> Come on. I'm going get him. I'm going to
236. 8:11get him. Don't worry. Class.
237. 8:12>> God. Okay. Anyways. All right. Thank
238. 8:15appreciate everybody introduction.
239. 8:17There's some people who is okay. SORRY.
240. 8:20THERE'S SOME people who's like pretty
241. 8:22not really following the directions, but
242. 8:24hello. My name is Mr. Speed. I am from
243. 8:26Ohio, Portugal, and I've got my and I've
244. 8:29went to this school around four years
245. 8:30ago, and I've got my diploma, and I
246. 8:32graduated already. So, I'm coming back
247. 8:35just to help you guys out, you know, cuz
248. 8:36I want to I want to see you guys
249. 8:38succeed, you know? I want to see you
250. 8:40guys do well. All right.
251. 8:42>> And we appreciate that. And we
252. 8:44appreciate that. Don't we class? Right.
253. 8:46>> Thanks, doctor.
254. 8:47>> No.
255. 8:47>> Say thank you. Of course.
256. 8:50>> Okay. Okay. Anyways,
257. 8:52>> back asleep.
258. 8:55Yo. Hey, Penguin. Come here. Come here.
259. 8:57Come here.
260. 8:58>> Watch over them, Jamal. All right.
261. 8:59>> Substitute two teachers.
262. 8:59>> Got you. Got you. Got you.
263. 9:00>> What?
264. 9:03>> You ain't on [ __ ] Tubby.
265. 9:06>> This class is out of control. I can't.
266. 9:07Is there another class I can teach? Cuz
267. 9:09I can't.
268. 9:10>> This This like the class is
269. 9:12disrespectful.
270. 9:13>> Thank you. Thank you. Hi. Hi, sir.
271. 9:16>> Um,
272. 9:17>> this is my first time ever.
273. 9:18>> Every single class is empty except for
274. 9:20this one. We lost all of our funding. a
275. 9:24uh assistant teaching class and I just
276. 9:27want to say it's
277. 9:29>> All right. Okay. Well, look, hold on. I
278. 9:31I have a little lesson plan. Okay. This
279. 9:33is Let's Let's go back in. I I have a
280. 9:36lesson plan we can try out. All right.
281. 9:38>> Good question.
282. 9:39>> So, I really need a croissant right now.
283. 9:41>> Thank you, Jamal.
284. 9:43>> Hungry. I'm so hungry.
285. 9:44>> Okay, you're doing great, man. I
286. 9:46appreciate it.
287. 9:47>> Thank you.
288. 9:47>> Yeah. Thank you, Jamal.
289. 9:48>> Appreciate it.
290. 9:49>> All right. Can we uh we're about to
291. 9:52start our first lesson for today.
292. 9:53>> Hey bros, I just wanted to give a quick
293. 9:54update.
294. 9:56Security showed up and we're handling
295. 9:59the situation, bros.
296. 10:01Um,
297. 10:03one more quick thing is that we found a
298. 10:06notebook in the gymnasium.
299. 10:08There was a lot of demented pictures on
300. 10:11it and it and there's a lot of names on
301. 10:13it. We're not going to point fingers
302. 10:14yet, but we're working it out. Just want
303. 10:16to let everyone know.
304. 10:19>> Okay. Can we can we can we can I point
305. 10:20fingers? I feel like I might know who it
306. 10:22was.
307. 10:24>> Well, I mean, if you if you have any
308. 10:25tips, yeah, we're all we're open to it.
309. 10:27>> Have you Have you been in this class
310. 10:29with Chris before?
311. 10:32>> Do you have anything to say?
312. 10:34>> No, I I have nothing to say. I would
313. 10:36never do anything bad
314. 10:38>> cuz I'm not going to lie, it on the
315. 10:40notebook it did say TG
316. 10:44initials.
317. 10:45>> What the Can y'all What is going on
318. 10:48right now? Is that your notebook?
319. 10:51>> Did you see your name in that notebook?
320. 10:54>> I did see my name in that notebook.
321. 10:57>> Yeah, you have something to worry about.
322. 11:00>> What the
323. 11:01>> Okay, so Mr. Penguin and Mr. Speed, go
324. 11:03ahead and bring uh Chris to my office
325. 11:05after class.
326. 11:06>> Uh yeah, I'll I'll bring him up after
327. 11:08class. We We have a lesson to get to.
328. 11:10We're about to get into our lesson plan.
329. 11:11>> Yes. Can I please start my class,
330. 11:13please?
331. 11:14>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
332. 11:15>> Go ahead, Bryce.
333. 11:16>> Okay. What's today's lesson today?
334. 11:18>> All right. So, so last week I asked you
335. 11:21guys to uh get ready with your public
336. 11:23speaking presentations. That's what
337. 11:24we're working on in this semester. So,
338. 11:28um uh who who would like to go first and
339. 11:30and present their their public speaking?
340. 11:33>> I would.
341. 11:34>> I don't know.
342. 11:36>> Okay. Go first. Yeah.
343. 11:37>> All right.
344. 11:37>> All right. That sounds awesome. Come up.
345. 11:39>> Speed speed. Speed and class. By the
346. 11:41way, I'm going to run out to the
347. 11:42bathroom to the little boy's room real
348. 11:43quick. I'll be right back. Uh, Chris,
349. 11:45make sure it's school appropriate,
350. 11:46though. Okay. Just make sure.
351. 11:47>> Of course. Of course, Mr. Penguin. I
352. 11:49would never do anything bad.
353. 11:51>> All right. So,
354. 11:52>> sounds good.
355. 11:53>> Mr. Speed, the way that I want to
356. 11:55practice my public speaking is by giving
357. 11:57the class a lesson on a special kind of
358. 12:00education. Let's say a um I guess a
359. 12:04debriefing on how humans procreate,
360. 12:07right? Do you do you understand what I'm
361. 12:09saying?
362. 12:10>> No, I'm not following. So when there's a
363. 12:13mommy and a daddy, you know, obviously
364. 12:16they do something to have a baby, right?
365. 12:18>> Right.
366. 12:20>> Right. So for my public speaking lesson,
367. 12:22I want to kind of go into the intricate
368. 12:24workings of how to make that baby.
369. 12:26Right. And I kind of want to use you,
370. 12:28Mr. Speed, as an example. IS THAT'S OKAY
371. 12:31[screaming] WITH YOU.
372. 12:31>> [ __ ] WHAT? YO,
373. 12:33>> this is my time. No cursing, please, Mr.
374. 12:37Speed. Come on.
375. 12:39>> What? What do YOU WANT ME TO DO? Come
376. 12:41on, keep this school appropriate. Don't
377. 12:43don't don't be a bad example for the
378. 12:45children now.
379. 12:47>> Yo, what in the Chris? What are you
380. 12:49asking me right now?
381. 12:51>> I'm asking you to do what I say because
382. 12:53this is my lesson for right now. Okay.
383. 12:58And here's the thing, Mr. Speed. You're
384. 13:01a guy, right?
385. 13:02>> Yes.
386. 13:04>> Do you know where your special spot is?
387. 13:08>> Yes. Point to it.
388. 13:13Point to it.
389. 13:17If you don't point to it, you're going
390. 13:18to have to make me point for it for you.
391. 13:22And I'm just going to say that's not a
392. 13:24very good thing to do.
393. 13:26>> Do you want me to speed?
394. 13:28>> Oh my god. Oh my. What the [ __ ] bro?
395. 13:34>> What the [ __ ] is going on,
396. 13:35>> Chad? I can't do this [ __ ] Chad, hold
397. 13:37on.
398. 13:38>> I'm sorry.
399. 13:39Yo, I'M ABOUT TO QUIT, BRO. [ __ ] THIS
400. 13:40SCHOOL, BRO. [ __ ] THIS. NAH, BRO. HELL
401. 13:43NO.
402. 13:44>> WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HIM?
403. 13:46>> LOOK. OKAY, LOOK. WE CAN
404. 13:47>> HE SOUNDS LIKE SOME MENTAL GODDAMN [ __ ]
405. 13:49HELL NO, BRO.
406. 13:51>> He's He He's one of the He's one of the
407. 13:54biggest problems
408. 13:56>> here. Look, I'm hearing a lot of
409. 13:57cursing. Just don't do that.
410. 14:00>> Just don't curse. Let's keep this school
411. 14:01appropriate.
412. 14:01>> It's okay, Chris.
413. 14:02>> You're right. You're right. We need to
414. 14:03set a good example. All right. Okay,
415. 14:05Chris. I appreciate YOUR PUBLIC SPEAK.
416. 14:07WHO'S NEXT? WHO'S NEXT?
417. 14:09>> UH, I'll go next.
418. 14:10>> Nobody's
419. 14:11>> Conor. All right.
420. 14:12>> Nice, Connor.
421. 14:14>> Let's go, Connor. All right, let's let's
422. 14:16uh let's take this in [clears throat]
423. 14:18and create his speech.
424. 14:19>> I prepared a speech today about how
425. 14:21hypergamy is ruining the world.
426. 14:24Um, basically, if you're born under six
427. 14:27foot, you've basically already sold your
428. 14:29life away. Um, you can't get a good job.
429. 14:33You can't really uh have any, let's say,
430. 14:36play in the dating field.
431. 14:38>> But you're under six foot, though.
432. 14:41>> Yeah. Why do you think I know all of
433. 14:43this? If I was over six foot, I wouldn't
434. 14:45have to worry about that.
435. 14:47You know, I wouldn't have to status max
436. 14:49like you did.
437. 14:50>> What What is What, Connor? What is
438. 14:52status maxing? What does that mean?
439. 14:54>> It's basically the ultimate cope. It's
440. 14:57like um you know, you try to achieve
441. 14:59fame and and riches, but like you'll
442. 15:01never be as good as someone like Chico
443. 15:03or Jordan Barrett who's just naturally
444. 15:05Chad and over 63. [snorts]
445. 15:08And you can't really do much with life
446. 15:11after that point.
447. 15:13>> Okay.
448. 15:14>> All right.
449. 15:14>> Okay. Thank you, Conor.
450. 15:16>> All right. Thank you. Appreciate your
451. 15:17speech,
452. 15:20>> bro. [laughter]
453. 15:23All right. Take the job.
454. 15:29Okay.
455. 15:30That guy keeps vaping in the classroom
456. 15:32and I
457. 15:33>> and I'm SICK OF IT.
458. 15:35>> I'M SICK OF HIM VAPING IN MY CLASSROOM,
459. 15:36BRO.
460. 15:37>> What do you want me to do?
461. 15:38>> You want some?
462. 15:40>> Yeah. Thank you, MAN. THANK
463. 15:41>> STOP VAPING.
464. 15:43>> WAIT, Jamal's going to get two now. What
465. 15:45the [ __ ]
466. 15:46>> Jamal, you vaping?
467. 15:47>> Yo, chill.
468. 15:52Chill, chill, chill, CHILL, CHILL.
469. 15:54>> WHO WOULD LIKE TO GO NEXT? WHO WOULD
470. 15:55LIKE TO GO NEXT?
471. 15:59>> UH, I could.
472. 16:01>> Okay, come up, miss lady.
473. 16:05>> You want to go? All right.
474. 16:10>> This is for Chris.
475. 16:13Chris, you're all I think about.
476. 16:15>> You're all that I dream about. I see us
477. 16:17together. Without you as my son, my
478. 16:20world is a dark and void. If we had a
479. 16:23star for every time you crossed my mind,
480. 16:25there would be a galaxy above us and I
481. 16:28would give it all to you.
482. 16:31>> Oh wow, that's beautiful,
483. 16:34>> man. What What the
484. 16:36>> That's beautiful.
485. 16:38>> Please go sit down. Please sit down,
486. 16:40>> bro. These kids weird as hell, BRO. WHAT
487. 16:42KIND OF [ __ ] WAS [screaming] THAT? THIS
488. 16:44AIN'T NO DAMN ANIME.
489. 16:47>> Would anyone else like to go for public
490. 16:49speaking, please? Anyone that actually
491. 16:51has a public speech?
492. 16:53>> Jeffy. Jeffy, my star student.
493. 16:56>> All right, Jeffy. Come on.
494. 16:57>> See what you got.
495. 16:58>> Come on, Jeffy.
496. 17:00>> Are you guys ready?
497. 17:01>> I'm ready. I'm ready to hear this
498. 17:02speech.
499. 17:04>> Well, first of all, I had a question for
500. 17:06the class.
501. 17:08You guys know what a cat piano is?
502. 17:11>> No.
503. 17:12>> Yeah.
504. 17:14>> I hate green beans. I like carrots. I
505. 17:16like carrots. I like carrots. My dadd
506. 17:21Jeffy, no. This is not public speaking.
507. 17:23Stop.
508. 17:24>> What?
509. 17:25>> Jeffy, sit your ass. Sit down. SIT DOWN.
510. 17:28SIT DOWN.
511. 17:30>> SIT DOWN.
512. 17:32>> Am I a bad boy?
513. 17:33>> Yes, you're a bad boy. Jeffy, sit down,
514. 17:35please. YOU SAID JEFFY'S A BAD BOY.
515. 17:43[laughter]
516. 17:43>> YO, JEFFY, sit down.
517. 17:48All right.
518. 17:49>> All right. Who would like to go next?
519. 17:51>> Me. Me. Me.
520. 17:53>> All right. Come on. Mr. Weasley.
521. 17:56>> We Weezer. Carl Weezer, by the way. Um,
522. 18:01I just had a question. Uh, do you guys
523. 18:04know when uh lunch is? I really need a
524. 18:06croissant.
525. 18:08>> 12:05.
526. 18:10>> Yeah. And of course, Jamal Winnow. Yeah.
527. 18:12>> Thanks, Jamal. Thank you.
528. 18:14>> That was your speech.
529. 18:14>> Yeah, no problem. No problem.
530. 18:16>> I had a question. It was just a
531. 18:17question.
532. 18:18>> Okay. Okay. Good job with all your
533. 18:20public speaking, guys. That's
534. 18:21>> all right. Who would like to go next?
535. 18:24>> Really awesome.
536. 18:27You guys are doing great. Anybody?
537. 18:29>> You guys would have liked Jeffy's speech
538. 18:30if he was 6'5.
539. 18:33>> Oh my god. Bro, can you get your
540. 18:34depressed little 54 ass? Shut up, MAN.
541. 18:37YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT HEIGHTS. HYPE MAX
542. 18:39AND HYPE THIS. THAT'S ALL YOU TALK
543. 18:41ABOUT. YES, BRO. WE GET IT.
544. 18:43>> HYPE IS REAL. YOU wouldn't know cuz
545. 18:45you're a Chad Light.
546. 18:46>> Shut your happy ass up.
547. 18:48>> Wrong.
548. 18:52>> Speed. Life begins at 6 foot. Guys like
549. 18:55you don't understand that.
550. 18:57>> Bro, listen. I'm 6'1. So I listen. I I
551. 19:00can't understand. I
552. 19:03No, I am 61. I am. I'm 61.
553. 19:07>> Barely thinks you're capping, too. And I
554. 19:09know everything.
555. 19:10>> He does know everything.
556. 19:11>> He gets perfect grades on everything.
557. 19:14So, okay. All right. Would anybody like
558. 19:16to go up next? Please let me know.
559. 19:18>> Period's about to end. It's your last
560. 19:19chance. Nobody. I
561. 19:21>> I have a question.
562. 19:22>> What question do you have?
563. 19:24>> Question.
564. 19:25>> Do you wear hype boosters speed?
565. 19:28>> No, I do not wear height boosters. I'm
566. 19:31just naturally sure.
567. 19:32>> I'm sure.
568. 19:35>> Well, I'm looking at your
569. 19:37now and it says that you're 5'11.
570. 19:40>> I'm who who? Wait, who said I'm 5'11?
571. 19:44>> Your famous birthdays page says you're
572. 19:465'11.
573. 19:46>> I'm not 5'11. I'm 6'1.
574. 19:50>> It's okay to admit you're just like the
575. 19:52rest of us, and that's fine.
576. 19:54>> Shut the [ __ ] up, little kid.
577. 19:56>> It just makes you more relatable,
578. 19:59>> bro. Dude,
579. 20:00>> I wish I could be 51 and Jimmy's mom.
580. 20:04>> I just wish I could be happy.
581. 20:07>> Yo, Chris, she likes you. Okay. All
582. 20:10right. Okay. Anyways, all right. The
583. 20:12period,
584. 20:13>> whatever.
585. 20:14>> The period's about to end. We're about
586. 20:15to go to choir class. Um, everyone, you
587. 20:19you know where choir is. Uh, let's let's
588. 20:21get shuffling along. Let's get a single
589. 20:23file line going. Uh, go go meet your
590. 20:25teacher, Mickey. Chris, I need you to
591. 20:27come with me in speed, though. Uh,
592. 20:28Jamal, you can tag along if you want to.
593. 20:31>> Come on, Chris.
594. 20:33>> Chris is in trouble.
595. 20:35>> What did I not do? This world hates me.
596. 20:37>> Where's Mickey Mouse?
597. 20:38>> Whatever.
598. 20:40Meet me in the bathroom afterward.
599. 20:43>> Okay.
600. 20:43>> All right. Let's speed it along. Come
601. 20:45on.
602. 20:45>> What did he do?
603. 20:46>> I am that the lesson that he was giving.
604. 20:50>> This way. This way. Oh, hi there. Speed.
605. 20:53>> This [ __ ] guy.
606. 20:53>> Hey, Mickey.
607. 20:55>> Oh, hi. I'm the choir teacher.
608. 20:57>> Oh, you're the choir teacher.
609. 20:58>> All right, I am. Yes.
610. 21:01>> Cool.
611. 21:03>> Yeah. I'll teach you some songs later.
612. 21:06All right, Bill.
613. 21:06>> Okay.
614. 21:07>> Yeah, we we got to deal with Chris.
615. 21:08We'll meet back up with you, man.
616. 21:09>> Come on. Come on.
617. 21:10>> Come on, Chris.
618. 21:14>> I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
619. 21:16>> I lost my job.
620. 21:18>> Who's the line leader?
621. 21:20>> God,
622. 21:23>> what? Yo, what's going on with Mickey?
623. 21:27>> The The whole school is [ __ ] up, man.
624. 21:29I have you seen our principal?
625. 21:30>> Yeah, and I'm used to it, man.
626. 21:31>> Principal. Principal. Hey. Hey, man. We
627. 21:34were just talking about you. [cough]
628. 21:37I mean, yo yo, what's up?
629. 21:39>> Hey, man. I know you're a grown man and
630. 21:41all, but I don't appreciate you vaping
631. 21:42in the school and I know you're the
632. 21:45principal.
633. 21:46>> It's not cool.
634. 21:47>> Hey, can you give me that? Can you give
635. 21:48me that? Give me that, bro.
636. 21:49>> No, I brought this from home. This was
637. 21:51fine.
638. 21:52>> OKAY,
639. 21:52>> SO OH, SO EVERYBODY JUST VAPES?
640. 21:55>> NO,
641. 21:57this one's different. This
642. 21:58>> No, I never mind that.
643. 22:02>> Chris, I I took that one from you. Give
644. 22:04it to me. Come on.
645. 22:05>> Yeah, whatever.
646. 22:07All right. Why Why are we in here? Why
647. 22:09are we in here?
648. 22:11>> Principal,
649. 22:13>> I'm I'm sure you know Chris's behavior
650. 22:15hasn't been that good recently and I've
651. 22:18been trying everything I can. I even
652. 22:20have a TA today and we still can't get
653. 22:22through to him. So, I just I need from a
654. 22:24counselor perspective some some
655. 22:26guidance. What What can we do to help
656. 22:28Chris out?
657. 22:29>> Well, so here's the thing. Chris,
658. 22:34there's a lot of potential in him, Mr.
659. 22:36speed and recently we're doing this
660. 22:39program where we bring previous
661. 22:41graduates back to the school to kind of
662. 22:44show you know the less fortunate the
663. 22:48roads
664. 22:49>> right
665. 22:49>> and I was kind of thinking you know you
666. 22:51were one of the top students and you
667. 22:53know you've shown through your life that
668. 22:55you're a great role model and I think
669. 22:56that's just what Chris needs
670. 22:57>> you need a role model Chris I can be
671. 22:59your role model
672. 23:00>> oh yeah what makes you so special
673. 23:03>> cuz I graduated from this place You're
674. 23:05still in here.
675. 23:06>> Oh, wow. So, you graduated like a
676. 23:09million other people didn't do that,
677. 23:10too.
678. 23:11>> Well, guess what, man? I'm a streamer
679. 23:13now as well.
680. 23:15>> Oh, yeah. Just like everyone else.
681. 23:18>> No, I performed at the World Cup final.
682. 23:22>> Oh, yeah. Just like Bad Bunny.
683. 23:24>> No, he performed at the Super Bowl. The
684. 23:26World Cup. Chris, think.
685. 23:28>> Of course you know that, nerd.
686. 23:32>> All right, Chris. Talk to me, Chris.
687. 23:34Darren, come here. Come here.
688. 23:36>> Darren, come here. Come here.
689. 23:41>> You should go. You should go with
690. 23:42>> Just just let me. Okay, so Chris
691. 23:46comes from a really jacked up household,
692. 23:49>> right? His dad is a big idiot and, you
693. 23:51know, kind of beats him up all the time.
694. 23:53>> I know. I know. I know. I know.
695. 23:54>> Promiscuous. His dog is a liberal.
696. 23:56>> I know.
697. 23:57>> And his his best friend, you know, is a
698. 24:01is a predator, right? I know. So,
699. 24:05he just needs a little patience
700. 24:08and you know, it's going to take it's
701. 24:11going to take some time, but but I think
702. 24:12you're the man. You're the man that
703. 24:13could do it.
704. 24:14>> Okay, I got it. I get it.
705. 24:16>> And I want you to look at me. I want you
706. 24:17to just look at me right here. Take
707. 24:19this,
708. 24:21>> principal. Oh, [ __ ]
709. 24:23>> You see that? You see that?
710. 24:25>> Yeah, I seen that.
711. 24:25>> That's something you'll never have.
712. 24:27You'll never have that. That's called
713. 24:28money. Now, look at this. Look at my
714. 24:30feet. Look at my feet.
715. 24:31>> Oh. Oh, [ __ ] Oh my god.
716. 24:32>> You see that, too? You can learn from
717. 24:34me, too. You see that?
718. 24:35>> How much do these cost? Holy [ __ ]
719. 24:37>> man. I don't give a damn about your damn
720. 24:40sneakers.
721. 24:40>> Now, go ahead. Go help the kid.
722. 24:42>> Okay. Wait, wait, wait. Before you help,
723. 24:43before you help the kids, can you look
724. 24:45at this real quick?
725. 24:46>> I can make an O. Look,
726. 24:49>> Penguin, you're right.
727. 24:51>> If you keep doing,
728. 24:51>> IF YOU KEEP DOING IT, I'M GOING TO TAKE
729. 24:53YOUR ASS BACK TO ANTARCTICA. OKAY.
730. 24:55>> I'm going to take you back to Antarctica
731. 24:56and I'm going to have a seal come eat
732. 24:58your goddamn Stop, bro. Stop. [ __ ]
733. 25:01like, bro, you a penguin.
734. 25:03>> Did you see the O?
735. 25:05>> Come on, Chris. Follow me.
736. 25:07>> All right, let's get to Let's head over
737. 25:09to our class.
738. 25:10>> Thank you.
739. 25:10>> Come on, Chris. Pick your head up. When
740. 25:12you walk, you pick your head up. Okay.
741. 25:13>> It's so hard to do that sometimes, Mr.
742. 25:17Speed. I can't PICK MY [ __ ] HEAD UP.
743. 25:21I just can't do it. You can't [ __ ]
744. 25:24do.
745. 25:26>> Oh my god. Chris,
746. 25:28>> just Yo, bro. These where's choir class
747. 25:31at?
748. 25:33>> One, two, three, four.
749. 25:42>> Whoa. Whoa.
750. 25:44>> Oh. Oh. Speed. YOU JUST
751. 25:46>> MICKEY. WHAT THE HELL? WHAT IS YOU
752. 25:48TEACHING HIM?
753. 25:50>> I'm teaching them a song. Want to hear
754. 25:51it again?
755. 25:54>> Here we go.
756. 26:00[ __ ] THIS [ __ ] [ __ ] THIS.
757. 26:05>> SPEED. What's wrong? SPEED.
758. 26:07>> Y'ALL PISSING ME OFF.
759. 26:09>> OH NO.
760. 26:10>> I HAD ENOUGH OF THIS [ __ ]
761. 26:14>> I've been dealing WITH THIS ONE FOR FOUR
762. 26:15GODDAMN [screaming] YEARS.
763. 26:17>> I DON'T GOT TIME FOR THIS.
764. 26:21[screaming]
765. 26:24>> Oh my god. Did that help?
766. 26:27>> Connor, what? Connor,
767. 26:29>> I just want him to be okay.
768. 26:31>> He'll be okay. He'll he'll
769. 26:34>> No, he knows.
770. 26:37>> What?
771. 26:38>> WHY'D YOU STOP?
772. 26:40>> BECAUSE, BRO,
773. 26:41>> BRO, YOU HAD TO TEACH YOUR CLASS. WHAT
774. 26:42ARE YOU DOING,
775. 26:43>> MAN? I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT CLASS, BRO.
776. 26:45>> MY [ __ ] THEY ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU.
777. 26:47WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
778. 26:48>> BRO? THEY VAPE, BRO.
779. 26:49>> OKAY. AND THEY WAS LISTENING to you.
780. 26:51What is your problem?
781. 26:53>> Why are they vaping in the class? But
782. 26:54that don't mean nothing, bro.
783. 26:56>> Yes, it does.
784. 26:56>> HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE THE VAPE AWAY? HOW
785. 26:57ABOUT YOU TEACH HIM NOT TO VAPE?
786. 26:59>> Now you just going to leave your class
787. 27:01like that? Dang, bro. I thought you was
788. 27:04like hip to the stuff, bro. I thought
789. 27:05you was like, what's going on with you,
790. 27:08bro?
791. 27:09They sung you a song and you proceed to
792. 27:12get off the VR. But it's cool. I
793. 27:14understand, bro. Since we going to do
794. 27:16all that, I see. I understand. Do what
795. 27:19you do, bro. Hop on your uh pixel
796. 27:21pixelated game. your Oni P. What's it on
797. 27:24Pixel? Chad, should I go back
798. 27:27and teach my class? Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
799. 27:30I had to leave. I I had a mental
800. 27:34breakdown. Seriously,
801. 27:36>> it's okay. Look, hey, it's fine. We We
802. 27:38reprimanded the students. We I brought
803. 27:40the principal in. He gave them a stern
804. 27:42talking to
805. 27:44>> It's my It's my obligation to make sure
806. 27:46you're okay. You all right?
807. 27:48>> Yeah, I'm all right, man. I'm all right.
808. 27:49Sorry. It's just been a lot. It's been a
809. 27:51lot, you know.
810. 27:53>> It's It's
811. 27:53>> Well, I apologize on behalf of our
812. 27:55school and our faculty and our students.
813. 27:57>> Thank you. Appreciate that. Thank you.
814. 27:59Thank you a lot. Sorry. Sorry.
815. 28:01>> Of course. Of course.
816. 28:02>> Sorry. All right. Let's go.
817. 28:03>> Hey, it's it's no hard feelings against
818. 28:05you. I'm telling you, the these guys
819. 28:06there's a reason that so many teachers
820. 28:08have quit trying to teach this class in
821. 28:09particular. These guys are rough.
822. 28:11>> Yeah, but I'm not like You see that
823. 28:13[ __ ] Why is he just sitting in a damn
824. 28:15window? Why is this P
825. 28:17>> Oh, [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ] Wait, hold on. Hold
826. 28:19on. Let me go. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I
827. 28:21didn't mean to curse.
828. 28:24>> Like, you see what I'm talking about?
829. 28:26>> Yeah. Let Let's Let's get back to the
830. 28:28choir class. Come on.
831. 28:30>> Like, why is he in there?
832. 28:32>> All right. I I I hope that wasn't too
833. 28:35off-putting. Like, I hope that you can
834. 28:37We're We're going to teach this class.
835. 28:38We're going to get them right. Okay. I I
836. 28:40You strong enough and smart enough. We
837. 28:42>> I believe I believe I believe I believe
838. 28:44>> I couldn't I couldn't find him. I
839. 28:46couldn't find him. I don't know where he
840. 28:47went.
841. 28:48All right, Mickey. Is this the
842. 28:51>> Is this Is this the choir class?
843. 28:54>> This is They have something to tell you,
844. 28:56by the way.
845. 28:57>> Are you ready, guys? Go ahead.
846. 28:59>> Yeah.
847. 29:04>> Thank you.
848. 29:05>> Sorry.
849. 29:06>> Thank you.
850. 29:07>> It was Jeffy's idea. It was Jeffy's idea
851. 29:09to sing that.
852. 29:10>> ARE YOU [ __ ] HIGH,
853. 29:13>> JEFFY? Can you watch your mouth? Watch
854. 29:14your mouth. Jeffy
855. 29:16>> Speed, you know I'll never do that.
856. 29:17Speed.
857. 29:18>> Okay. Nah. Nah. Listen. Listen. It's
858. 29:20okay. I accept your apology. Okay. It's
859. 29:23okay.
860. 29:24>> Thanks, Speed. Give Give me a hug.
861. 29:26>> All right. Everyone, take a seat. Take a
862. 29:28seat, everyone.
863. 29:28>> I love you. Take a seat. Take a seat.
864. 29:30>> I'm sorry, big kid.
865. 29:31>> How about you have a seat? Right in the
866. 29:32front. Right in the front.
867. 29:33>> I have a hug, too.
868. 29:37>> Oh, yes. Come here, little kid.
869. 29:39[screaming]
870. 29:44>> Okay.
871. 29:45All right, everyone have a seat.
872. 29:47>> Okay, so fat.
873. 29:49>> I know you have a gold record and you
874. 29:53>> Yes.
875. 29:54>> students.
876. 29:55>> Sorry.
877. 29:56>> So, we're going to have each student go
878. 29:58up here, sing a song, and you're going
879. 29:59to have to rate it one through 10. Okay.
880. 30:03>> Yes.
881. 30:04>> Okay, Paul.
882. 30:05>> Yes. Yes. Yes.
883. 30:05>> Okay. And by the way, student, stop
884. 30:08vaping. All right. It's going to ruin
885. 30:09your lungs. All right.
886. 30:11[cough]
887. 30:13All right. So, um, who has to go first?
888. 30:16>> Hey, keep
889. 30:19me. Me, me.
890. 30:20>> Oh, Kermit. Go, Kermit.
891. 30:23>> Little [ __ ] Go up there.
892. 30:25>> Excuse me.
893. 30:27>> Go ahead.
894. 30:30>> It's time to play the music. It's time
895. 30:32to light the lights.
896. 30:34>> It's time to
897. 30:36copy. Stop,
898. 30:39>> MICKEY.
899. 30:39>> THAT'S COPYRIGHTED.
900. 30:40>> CALM DOWN. NO, THAT'S THAT'S
901. 30:42COPYRIGHTED. You shut the [ __ ] up. All
902. 30:44right, speed. I'm the teacher, not you.
903. 30:47I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm
904. 30:50sorry.
905. 30:50>> Okay. All right. Okay. Okay. Mickey,
906. 30:52>> who would you What do you rate it 1
907. 30:54through 10, though? What do you rate it?
908. 30:55>> I give that a solid four. Solid four.
909. 30:58Who's next?
910. 31:00>> Better than I got for Miss Piggy.
911. 31:02>> Who's next? Who's next?
912. 31:05>> Yo, Chris, how about you give a try?
913. 31:10I Are you sure you want me to go up
914. 31:12there and sing?
915. 31:13>> Yes, Chris. I really do.
916. 31:16>> Um,
917. 31:18okay.
918. 31:18>> You got this, Chris.
919. 31:19>> I I'll give I'll give it my best shot.
920. 31:23>> You got this.
921. 31:25>> It seems today like all there is is
922. 31:30violence and movies and drugs ON THE
923. 31:33[ __ ] LYRICS.
924. 31:36>> [laughter]
925. 31:39>> CHRIS.
926. 31:40>> HEY. HEY. CHRIS. CHRIS. CHRIS. CHRIS.
927. 31:42Come here. Chris. Chris. Chris. Chris.
928. 31:45[snorts] What? Why'd you run away? You
929. 31:48had it.
930. 31:49>> You didn't have it.
931. 31:51>> YOU DID. STOP. STOP. STOP BEING A LITTLE
932. 31:54DEPRESSED FAT ASS. YOU GOT IT. IT'S IN
933. 31:58YOUR HEART. STOP DOING ALL OF THIS.
934. 32:01Nobody cares about this. Nobody cares
935. 32:04about me. Nobody thinks about me. My
936. 32:06life is a total disaster. THAT'S ALL I
937. 32:09HEAR FROM YOU IS [screaming] [ __ ]
938. 32:12SO GET BACK UP THERE ON THE STAGE AND
939. 32:15SING THE full lyrics.
940. 32:19Okay.
941. 32:20[laughter] Okay. Just for you. Okay.
942. 32:23I'll try.
943. 32:24>> This is
944. 32:27Chris. You got this. It's
945. 32:28>> okay. But you make me
946. 32:31>> go. Oh. Don't break the stage. Go.
947. 32:34>> Okay. Okay. Okay.
948. 32:37It seems
949. 32:39like all there is
950. 32:42sex on TV. But what are those good
951. 32:46oldfashioned values of rely
952. 32:56>> Hey, SHUT THE [ __ ] UP. SHUT UP. NOT
953. 32:57ENOUGH. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. NO, NO, NO.
954. 32:59STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP.
955. 33:01>> STOP. SPEED. What do you rate it?
956. 33:03>> I give that a eight.
957. 33:07>> Oh, yeah.
958. 33:08>> Thank you.
959. 33:11>> That's gold.
960. 33:13>> All right. Um, hey, Mr. Smiley Face, I
961. 33:15How about you go up and sing us a song?
962. 33:18[laughter]
963. 33:18>> It's [ __ ] Varity. Remember my name?
964. 33:21Huh?
965. 33:21>> Yo, I really don't like this guy.
966. 33:24>> Okay, go ahead.
967. 33:25>> You hate it cuz I'm honest.
968. 33:28>> This song is a little bit interactive.
969. 33:31I'm going to need the audience to work
970. 33:32with me.
971. 33:34>> Go.
972. 33:35>> Okay.
973. 33:36>> Oh, okay. I'll just sing and ask the
974. 33:39questions as well.
975. 33:43>> Hey, it's me. It's
976. 33:46ask me anything.
977. 33:49I know about a million things. I'll do
978. 33:53everything.
979. 33:55>> This is where you guys would ask,
980. 33:56"What's the capital of France?" What's
981. 33:59the capital of France? Paris.
982. 34:02>> What's the capital of France?
983. 34:04>> What's the capital?
984. 34:05>> And now you guys ask, what does the cow
985. 34:06say?
986. 34:08>> What does the cow say?
987. 34:10>> SHUT UP. IT'S MY SONG.
988. 34:12>> OH MY GOD.
989. 34:14>> What does I speak that too?
990. 34:16>> All right. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay.
991. 34:17Okay. Good. Okay. Yeah. Great. Great.
992. 34:18Great. Great. Okay. Sit down. Sit down.
993. 34:20Sit down. That was great. [laughter]
994. 34:24>> I give that a solid three. What the hell
995. 34:25was that, bro? What? You're lol. My name
996. 34:28is Varity. That I know I look questy.
997. 34:32>> YOU KNOW THAT [ __ ] WAS TOUGH AS [ __ ]
998. 34:34>> NAH, BRO. Sit down, bro. That was That
999. 34:36was trash, bro.
1000. 34:37>> Ta, sit down. Sit down. I was next.
1001. 34:40Scoot to me. All right.
1002. 34:41>> Why you standing on your tippy toes?
1003. 34:44>> You are standing on your tippy toes.
1004. 34:46>> Oh, he has the height boosters in. Oh,
1005. 34:48wait. You can see it.
1006. 34:50>> Who got height boosters on?
1007. 34:52>> You're on your tippy toes right now.
1008. 34:53>> No, I'm not.
1009. 34:55>> I'll put those. Please,
1010. 34:58>> bro. I'm What are y'all talking about,
1011. 35:00bro? I don't have height boosters on,
1012. 35:02dude. Okay, you go now, miss.
1013. 35:05>> You may address me as princess of
1014. 35:07darkness, not meth.
1015. 35:09>> Oh my
1016. 35:10>> princess of darkness. May you please go.
1017. 35:14>> My song is for Chris.
1018. 35:17>> Oh,
1019. 35:19>> kind of misery.
1020. 35:22But only in the evening. So I ask, am I
1021. 35:25just dreaming? I love you so much that
1022. 35:28it's dripping dripping from my arms in
1023. 35:30such a sorry I don't do much. I'm
1024. 35:34nothing, but
1025. 35:35>> Okay.
1026. 35:36>> Jesus Christ.
1027. 35:37>> Okay. Um,
1028. 35:39[clears throat]
1029. 35:40>> wow. That's the most beautiful thing
1030. 35:42I've ever heard in my life.
1031. 35:45>> Thank you, Squid. Oh my god. [crying]
1032. 35:49Beautiful.
1033. 35:50>> That's so A. Oh, okay. All right. Oh,
1034. 35:54yes.
1035. 35:54>> I wish I could talk to Jimmy's mom.
1036. 35:57>> Who? Jimmy's mom. Who is Jimmy's mom?
1037. 36:00>> Jimmyy's mom is so hot.
1038. 36:02>> Who is Jimmy?
1039. 36:05>> You had to be kind to me.
1040. 36:09>> Oh, you know what? That was a beautiful
1041. 36:10honest, you know, beautiful honest
1042. 36:12speech. I have to give that honestly a
1043. 36:15solid eight. Congratulations. You pass.
1044. 36:21>> [laughter]
1045. 36:23>> Okay, princess of darkness, you you you
1046. 36:27may sit.
1047. 36:28>> Oh, okay.
1048. 36:29>> One more song.
1049. 36:30>> I made a song, Speed.
1050. 36:31>> All right, go ahead.
1051. 36:32>> I made it for you.
1052. 36:33>> Okay.
1053. 36:34>> All right.
1054. 36:36This is my song. It's called Old Mc
1055. 36:39Jeffy. Are you guys ready?
1056. 36:41>> We're ready.
1057. 36:43[clears throat]
1058. 36:44>> Mc Jeffrey had a friend and Speedo was
1059. 36:47his name. O S P E D S P E D S P No S E
1060. 36:55was his name. Oh
1061. 36:58Jeffy took a [ __ ]
1062. 37:03>> Jeffy. Jeffy, stop. Stop. Stop.
1063. 37:09>> Jeffy, Jeffy, my
1064. 37:11finger got [ __ ] on it.
1065. 37:12>> I don't give A [ __ ] ABOUT GET THAT [ __ ]
1066. 37:14OUT. JEFFY, MY NAME is S P E D, not S P
1067. 37:19E D.
1068. 37:20>> That's what I said. Speed D. Speed.
1069. 37:22>> No, that's No, that's spelled sped. It's
1070. 37:25S P E D. Two E's.
1071. 37:29>> All right, sounds good. SP sped.
1072. 37:33>> Just sit down.
1073. 37:34>> Sit down.
1074. 37:36>> Jamal, why is you laughing?
1075. 37:39>> Cuz it's funny.
1076. 37:40>> What do you What do you rate my song?
1077. 37:42>> What do you rate Jeffy's song,
1078. 37:43>> Jeffy? I Jeffy, your rhythm was okay,
1079. 37:48but it didn't your your articulation was
1080. 37:50not well. So, I give you a solid six.
1081. 37:54>> Oh, thanks for being on my for I've been
1082. 37:58practicing it all day. [laughter]
1083. 38:02>> It's the guy who my window [ __ ]
1084. 38:05>> Principal, get him. Get him. Get him out
1085. 38:07of here, bro. Sorry about that.
1086. 38:08>> If I be there pushing up, you go tell
1087. 38:11him.
1088. 38:12>> Oh, hell. [screaming]
1089. 38:14No, no, no.
1090. 38:17>> What the [ __ ] Get him, Principal.
1091. 38:19>> I I
1092. 38:21Mr. Herbert.
1093. 38:22>> Is he running up?
1094. 38:24>> What the [ __ ]
1095. 38:25>> Oh, that was not part of the class.
1096. 38:27>> He's really nice to me.
1097. 38:30>> Right,
1098. 38:31>> Chris? It's not good that he's nice to
1099. 38:32you.
1100. 38:32>> Yeah.
1101. 38:32>> Okay. All right. Um,
1102. 38:34>> you know who hasn't went? Uh, the this
1103. 38:37guy. This kid hasn't went.
1104. 38:38>> Hi.
1105. 38:39>> Oh, I can go.
1106. 38:40>> I would like to go now. I don't hate
1107. 38:43you.
1108. 38:43>> We only have time for one more song in
1109. 38:45this class. The period's about end.
1110. 38:46>> One more.
1111. 38:49[clears throat]
1112. 38:50>> Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
1113. 38:55Um um
1114. 38:58little
1115. 39:02[groaning]
1116. 39:05>> spot.
1117. 39:07>> WHOA.
1118. 39:09WHAT WAS THAT?
1119. 39:12>> What was that?
1120. 39:13>> You took my spot.
1121. 39:15>> I'm sorry. Speed.
1122. 39:17>> All right. Speed. Speed.
1123. 39:20>> Sorry.
1124. 39:21>> What?
1125. 39:21>> I know before you performed at the Super
1126. 39:24Bowl. So, I want you to perform a song
1127. 39:26before the class. Okay.
1128. 39:27>> Okay.
1129. 39:28>> Come up here.
1130. 39:29>> Okay.
1131. 39:30>> I want my role model to do this.
1132. 39:31Perfect. By the way,
1133. 39:33>> okay. Y'all ready?
1134. 39:34>> All right. Paul, don't let us down.
1135. 39:35Don't let us down. You got this, Big D.
1136. 39:40Let's go.
1137. 39:44One moment.
1138. 39:46One dream.
1139. 39:50Let's go.
1140. 39:51>> Algeria, Argentina, Australia,
1141. 39:54Boston,
1142. 39:56Brazil. Wo wo wo wo wo wo. Colia. Wo wo
1143. 40:00wo wo wo. Republic.
1144. 40:04She was
1145. 40:06ass. Hey, get off THE STAGE. GET OFF THE
1146. 40:10[ __ ] STAGE. THAT [ __ ] WAS ASS. OH MY
1147. 40:12GOD. GET off the stage.
1148. 40:17>> That sucked.
1149. 40:19>> Hey, speed.
1150. 40:21>> That wasn't [laughter] that bad.
1151. 40:22>> [ __ ] stage.
1152. 40:23>> They loved it. They loved it.
1153. 40:26>> Oh, what a [ __ ] loser.
1154. 40:30[laughter]
1155. 40:32>> That's how they show their love. That's
1156. 40:33how they show their love.
1157. 40:35>> What the hell was that, man? That that
1158. 40:37that's how they show their love. That's
1159. 40:38how they show their love. Hey, the the
1160. 40:39the period's over. We have one more
1161. 40:41class of the day. Uh we're going on a
1162. 40:43little field trip for lunch. You're
1163. 40:45tagging along, right? This is the last
1164. 40:47thing before we go home.
1165. 40:48>> Hell no, man.
1166. 40:50>> Come on. Come on. Quick. You get to We
1167. 40:52get to eat.
1168. 40:53>> No, man. I'm No, man. I'm done, man.
1169. 40:56>> That kind of just ruined my mood, bro.
1170. 40:59>> Look listen. Hey, listen. Yo, you'll
1171. 41:01feel better. We've been We've been at
1172. 41:02this for a while. You'll feel better
1173. 41:03after some food. Okay. We're going to
1174. 41:05pizza. be good.
1175. 41:07>> All right, let's just go. Let's go.
1176. 41:08Let's go.
1177. 41:09>> All right, here. Rally up the students
1178. 41:11for me.
1179. 41:11>> [ __ ] you doing?
1180. 41:13>> All the students get IN A SINGLE FOUL
1181. 41:15LINE, PLEASE. Single foul line,
1182. 41:17>> [ __ ]
1183. 41:18>> Okay,
1184. 41:19>> [ __ ]
1185. 41:22>> Dr. D, when's lunchtime? I want a
1186. 41:24croissant.
1187. 41:25>> We're going to We're actually about to
1188. 41:27eat.
1189. 41:28>> Yes, it's lunch time.
1190. 41:29>> Hungry.
1191. 41:30>> All right, drop the portal.
1192. 41:31>> Come on, everyone. Come on, everyone.
1193. 41:34Okay, everyone file in
1194. 41:36>> Freddy Fazbears.
1195. 41:38It's time to eat.
1196. 41:40>> It's time to eat. It's time to eat.
1197. 41:44>> Speed real quick.
1198. 41:45>> Can't wait.
1199. 41:46>> Can you uh I listen. I I've been
1200. 41:48drinking a lot of water. I have to pee
1201. 41:50again. Uh can you just keep the students
1202. 41:52here for a second? Uh just just rally
1203. 41:54them up. Don't let the students get
1204. 41:55separated. Okay. Listen to me. We're on
1205. 41:57a field trip. We can't let them get
1206. 41:59separated. They have to stay together.
1207. 42:00Okay.
1208. 42:01>> Okay. All right, kids.
1209. 42:02>> Okay. I'll be right back.
1210. 42:03>> All right, kids. Everybody sit together.
1211. 42:06>> What?
1212. 42:06>> Where?
1213. 42:08>> I found your photo. Want to see it?
1214. 42:10>> Yeah. Where?
1215. 42:13>> Found it right here, I think.
1216. 42:15>> Oh my god, [ __ ] Bro, get this. Mickey,
1217. 42:20STOP PLAYING WITH ME, BRO.
1218. 42:22>> STOP. [screaming] NO.
1219. 42:24>> OKAY. I'M SORRY. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1220. 42:26I'm sorry. I just thought it was your
1221. 42:27avatar.
1222. 42:28>> God damn,
1223. 42:29>> man. That lady was so hungry.
1224. 42:30>> I'm hungry. speed.
1225. 42:32>> That kind of looks like Jimmy's mom.
1226. 42:34>> Who is Jimmy?
1227. 42:35>> What's Freddy Fazbears?
1228. 42:38>> I love Jimmy's mom.
1229. 42:39>> It's where pizza. We're We're about to
1230. 42:40eat some pizza. Okay. Pizza.
1231. 42:44>> They have
1232. 42:45>> They have croissants.
1233. 42:47>> I want Can you shut your Shut up, big
1234. 42:51belly. They They have
1235. 42:53>> like that.
1236. 42:54>> What is wrong with you?
1237. 42:55>> Don't talk to me like that. I'm a kid.
1238. 42:57>> You're not being a very good role model
1239. 42:59to me.
1240. 43:00Oh my. Sorry guys.
1241. 43:02>> This is how you treat your class.
1242. 43:03>> Hungry.
1243. 43:04>> Okay.
1244. 43:05>> You're a FAT ASS.
1245. 43:06>> HEY JEFFY, WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE.
1246. 43:08>> ONE. YOU You said it. Watch.
1247. 43:12>> You're wearing a helmet. You're teaching
1248. 43:14the kids.
1249. 43:15>> Oh my gosh. Okay. All right. Sorry.
1250. 43:17Okay. Listen. Listen. You don't You
1251. 43:19don't call people. You don't say that.
1252. 43:20Okay.
1253. 43:21>> You don't say that.
1254. 43:22>> I'm sorry, Sp.
1255. 43:23>> Okay. Remember,
1256. 43:25>> I'm so [laughter] hungry.
1257. 43:26>> No. Wait. Oh, guys. Guys, wait. Okay.
1258. 43:29It's okay. It's okay. We can go in.
1259. 43:32>> Yeah. I'm hungry. I'm just going to go
1260. 43:34in.
1261. 43:37>> Okay.
1262. 43:37>> It's
1263. 43:41the rocket.
1264. 43:41>> All right. Everybody sit down.
1265. 43:43>> Wait. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
1266. 43:44>> Hey, Chris. Do you know where
1267. 43:46>> the hell?
1268. 43:48>> Wait. Freddy.
1269. 43:49>> Hey, animatronic. What doing?
1270. 43:52>> Freddy. Speed.
1271. 43:54I think I just saw Freddy scratch his
1272. 43:56balls.
1273. 43:57No, he's an animatronic.
1274. 44:00>> Speed. Speed. I know what I saw.
1275. 44:03>> Speed. Keep the students together. We
1276. 44:04can't lose them.
1277. 44:06>> Guys, guys, everybody sit down.
1278. 44:10>> Wait, what the hell?
1279. 44:11>> Everyone sit down at the table here.
1280. 44:12Stay together. Stay together.
1281. 44:14>> Chad, am I tweaking?
1282. 44:18Bro, why these animatronics moving like
1283. 44:19this?
1284. 44:20>> Wait, Speed, do you want to come play
1285. 44:21some games with me? SPEED, WHY DON'T YOU
1286. 44:23CHECK OUT the arcade?
1287. 44:25>> The arcade? Where?
1288. 44:27>> Over here. Speed follow.
1289. 44:30>> Oh, sick.
1290. 44:33>> Everyone go to the arcade. Come on.
1291. 44:34Let's go play some games.
1292. 44:36>> These arcades don't even work.
1293. 44:40>> What about this pinball machine?
1294. 44:42>> Oh [ __ ]
1295. 44:43>> Where'd they go?
1296. 44:44>> Oh [ __ ]
1297. 44:45>> Oh [ __ ]
1298. 44:46>> I told you he scratches balls.
1299. 44:48>> Oh my gosh.
1300. 44:50Kids. Chica. Chica.
1301. 44:54>> Chica. Speed has no power in this
1302. 44:56school.
1303. 44:57>> I'm I'm the teacher. You know that
1304. 44:58>> this isn't good. Speed
1305. 45:00>> immediately.
1306. 45:01>> Oh, you know,
1307. 45:03by the [screaming] way,
1308. 45:05>> that's a student speed. We got to CHECK
1309. 45:07IT OUT.
1310. 45:08>> WHAT WAS THAT?
1311. 45:08>> STITCHES.
1312. 45:10>> CHICA,
1313. 45:11>> you think you're funny, huh?
1314. 45:15>> Speed, we're missing some students.
1315. 45:17>> Oh my gosh. [screaming]
1316. 45:18>> Oh my god.
1317. 45:22>> What? What the What is happening?
1318. 45:25>> [laughter]
1319. 45:26[screaming]
1320. 45:28>> What
1321. 45:30guy? YO, STOP. FOXY. FOX. FOXY.
1322. 45:36STOP. WHAT THE
1323. 45:38>> I'M SORRY.
1324. 45:40>> What the hell is going on? [laughter]
1325. 45:41>> Hold on. Speed. I'm going to go check
1326. 45:43out this rumor.
1327. 45:46>> Guys, guys, they're friendly.
1328. 45:49[screaming]
1329. 45:50>> Yo,
1330. 45:52what the
1331. 45:55Oh my god.
1332. 45:55>> Hello, Darren.
1333. 45:58>> Freddy,
1334. 45:59>> did you bring the kids to
1335. 46:03>> I did it.
1336. 46:05>> Can you follow me, Darren?
1337. 46:08>> Yes.
1338. 46:10>> Mr. Speed, all the students are gone.
1339. 46:12And I don't like these people. I think
1340. 46:14>> we prepared the seat for you, Darren.
1341. 46:15>> Please.
1342. 46:17>> Okay, I shall sit.
1343. 46:19>> Sit in a chair, Dar.
1344. 46:20>> Can you sit? No. No. No. No. No. No.
1345. 46:23Can we
1346. 46:25Can we go outside, please? Please,
1347. 46:30>> don't go outside.
1348. 46:32>> Is this it?
1349. 46:34>> Is this it for me?
1350. 46:36>> Where's Penguin? Where's Mr. Penguin?
1351. 46:39Please.
1352. 46:40>> This is it for me, isn't it?
1353. 46:42>> Speed. We're going to choose speed.
1354. 46:44>> Wait, what?
1355. 46:49Y'all about to what?
1356. 46:53Wait, y'all about the what?
1357. 46:55Get outside street. Run.
1358. 46:58>> Wait, Y'ALL ABOUT THE WHAT?
1359. 46:59>> THAT LITTLE THING if I were you.
1360. 47:01>> Huh?
1361. 47:02>> I'd listen to Rim if I were you.
1362. 47:05>> Rim.
1363. 47:07>> The little cat.
1364. 47:09>> What is the little cat singing?
1365. 47:12>> You need to go.
1366. 47:16>> What?
1367. 47:20>> Please be follow me. Please.
1368. 47:21>> Oh, hell no.
1369. 47:22>> Please follow me. We need to escape.
1370. 47:24>> GO, GO, GO. WHERE? WHERE?
1371. 47:29>> Don't leave DARREN OUT.
1372. 47:31>> OH, HELL NO.
1373. 47:33>> GO, GO, GO. Hell no. Go, go, go.
1374. 47:35>> Back, DARREN.
1375. 47:36>> GO, GO. GOD DAMN IT. CAN YOU RUN ANY
1376. 47:39FASTER? THIS LITTLE ass rat.
1377. 47:42>> Go where?
1378. 47:43>> Oh, I'm gonna
1379. 47:45get
1380. 47:47>> I think I've lost.
1381. 47:50Oh, hell no.
1382. 47:51>> DUDE,
1383. 47:52>> JAMAL, BRO, JAMAL, LEAVE THIS PLACE.
1384. 47:57>> I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm
1385. 48:00out. I'm out. Oh no.