iShowSpeed & FlightReacts First Victory Royale! — Transcript

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1. 0:00locking let's go hold wait all right
2. 0:02come on go go go go go right go right
3. 0:04here go right here go right here go
4. 0:06right there go right there go right
5. 0:06there BET right there some calm and
6. 0:09collect it we got to get this W the w we
7. 0:13got to get that
8. 0:16w Wait why do I got 70 bro where do you
9. 0:19live bro why do got
10. 0:2170p oh I live in Venus bro you didn't
11. 0:25hear about that Venus what the is Venus
12. 0:28oh like I bought some property like I in
13. 0:30Venus and so it's like sometimes like
14. 0:32the satellite interferes with like the
15. 0:33connection sometimes isn't Venus like a
16. 0:36Earth
17. 0:37planet no way you live in Venus I do bro
18. 0:42what hey man life is amazing say oh God
19. 0:46he live in Venus on
20. 0:49everything what
21. 0:53the te up this [ __ ] playing in us all
22. 0:56right come on let's go let's go [ __ ]
23. 1:00Chad let me know if if y' want me to
24. 1:02turn flight down hold wa flight yo real
25. 1:05quick test test yo Chad is he fine let
26. 1:08me know let me know if should I turn him
27. 1:09down or
28. 1:13not he's good I need to like ASAP let's
29. 1:16go
30. 1:18oh got him dead dead dead dead dead dead
31. 1:20dead dead dead there one person one more
32. 1:23person here one more person here here is
33. 1:25he's he's coming up the stairs where a
34. 1:28[ __ ]
35. 1:30I need a strap ASAP I see him I see him
36. 1:32I see him good [ __ ] out of here dead
37. 1:35dead dead I like
38. 1:42those dead dead dead dead all right I
39. 1:47think his teammate's over here somewhere
40. 1:48let's
41. 1:50go I got you back dead man you don't got
42. 1:53nobody back shut the [ __ ] my kill bro
43. 1:56you you not do all right bro just come
44. 1:58on just come on y he's not even hey hey
45. 2:01I need some Kool-Aid bro some Kool-Aid
46. 2:05yeah that blue
47. 2:07[ __ ] that's Kool-Aid jamers
48. 2:11right what Kool-Aid
49. 2:15hello what what [ __ ] is he what what you
50. 2:20mean bro they got the Kool-Aid jamers in
51. 2:22here bro when your health is low where
52. 2:24where where CH since when they had it
53. 2:27Kool-Aid [ __ ] are you talking about let
54. 2:29me see oh I got 75 health I need one of
55. 2:32these uh oh here here make make I got a
56. 2:34med I got a med here oh you the man yes
57. 2:37Siri I got the med kit right there let's
58. 2:41go I'm on the way drink this fish too
59. 2:43drink this fish drink this uh blue
60. 2:45fish is that going to like do something
61. 2:47to me yes it's going to get your health
62. 2:50up the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I thought I was
63. 2:52going go I didn't mean to shoot my bad
64. 2:53bro drink that fish too drink that fish
65. 2:56Flopper yeah here we go all right bet
66. 2:59here you good good we good go we out we
67. 3:00out we out let's go I got the best uh
68. 3:02load out right now
69. 3:04yo what's your load out looking like
70. 3:07[ __ ] I got a uh a hyper SMG A Hammer
71. 3:10Pump Shotgun that freezy shotgun and a
72. 3:14sniper F you know what's crazy bro what
73. 3:17happened n like we can lowkey do this
74. 3:20glitch you want to do this glitch to win
75. 3:21yes or
76. 3:22no [ __ ] it ain't no TOS or nothing right
77. 3:25nah it's not TOS all my life it's not
78. 3:27TOS okay tell what we got to do all
79. 3:28right bet come here come here here come
80. 3:30here I'm on the way this [ __ ] fire bro
81. 3:33Frieza got no
82. 3:38stamina so look no [ __ ] right hold
83. 3:41on all right where you at where
84. 3:44where
85. 3:48wait wa get in this car get in this car
86. 3:50hurry hurop
87. 3:52hop that we fire yeah sir where is that
88. 3:57where is bro why is my head peeking out
89. 3:59the roof
90. 4:00I just peep that what the I ain't going
91. 4:03to lie let's kill these people over here
92. 4:04though I think it's let's do
93. 4:06it my tripping are heal some people on
94. 4:09[Music]
95. 4:14this bro what the [ __ ] I'm tripping I
96. 4:17thought I didn't know how to get
97. 4:19out I Tripp not just hurt
98. 4:22somebody [ __ ] there's a little build
99. 4:25side right oh
100. 4:28[ __ ]
101. 4:30the
102. 4:31[ __ ] I just think you hearing things
103. 4:33speed no no no no no I'm not on God I
104. 4:36bro did y'all hear that where am I
105. 4:39bugging [ __ ] it come over come back come
106. 4:40back come back come back come back fight
107. 4:42come back come back come back come back
108. 4:43come back all right bet you trying to go
109. 4:44to the uh other map let's do it all
110. 4:46right come on let's go we got to
111. 4:48swim come on we got to wait we can get
112. 4:50to the other map like this no like it's
113. 4:52another Island type [ __ ] oh okay yeah
114. 4:56it's like mad at gasar yeah yeah yeah
115. 4:58yeah yeah yeah type oh nice that's
116. 5:00legendary Right
117. 5:05There uh-huh let's go let's go we go to
118. 5:08Madagascar yo yeah [ __ ] that we about to
119. 5:10go to
120. 5:11Madagascar African is [ __ ] let's go
121. 5:14let's go all right bet all right bet
122. 5:16keep going got to keep going keep going
123. 5:18keep going whoa wait wait no it's just a
124. 5:21storm bro no don't let don't oh my God
125. 5:23I'm I'm losing Heth yeah but you all
126. 5:26right bro you got to like listen listen
127. 5:28flight flight flight flight yeah yeah
128. 5:30yeah fortnite is the new game I get like
129. 5:33look have you played this new season yet
130. 5:35I ain't going to lie n exactly bro it's
131. 5:37a new [ __ ] game listen to me I'm like
132. 5:40bro I'm level 130 if you keep going west
133. 5:43go keep going Northwest never easty
134. 5:45waffles how the [ __ ] is Northwest keep
135. 5:47going Northwest keep y keep going [ __ ]
136. 5:50you going to reach Madagascar keep going
137. 5:53keep [ __ ] trust me my [ __ ]
138. 5:55health is literally going down trust me
139. 5:58just keep going Northwest I'm not going
140. 6:00to make it keep going you going to make
141. 6:01it trust me bro I'm here for you keep
142. 6:03going north never Esa keep going flight
143. 6:06keep going speed keep bro keep going
144. 6:10there's a [ __ ] Mega out here it's a
145. 6:12big ass shark no no no no no it's a you
146. 6:16[ __ ] dck bro I'm losing you D oh my
147. 6:20[ __ ] all right bro come on come on
148. 6:21[ __ ] it just come on just come on come
149. 6:22on come on bro I lost half of my health
150. 6:24bro cuz because you did it wrong get all
151. 6:26Kudo come back come back hurry up bro
152. 6:30damn bro flight don't get the new game
153. 6:31mode bro like this a whole br br this
154. 6:33ain't
155. 6:342017 this ain't 2018 it's 2024 this is
156. 6:38new fortnite it's that new [ __ ] Bro but
157. 6:41why the [ __ ] is my help going down
158. 6:43because it's a new game [ __ ] is
159. 6:46different BR you got to understand this
160. 6:49ain't the old [ __ ] anymore fight damn I
161. 6:52feel like I missed out on something yeah
162. 6:53bro you miss out on a lot of [ __ ] damn
163. 6:57bro but how I get my health back now you
164. 6:59got you got to bro you got to eat a med
165. 7:00kit bro here come here eat this med
166. 7:07kit hold flight you got to get right
167. 7:10there though get right there I'm here
168. 7:12all right bet eat the make kit right
169. 7:14here
170. 7:19bet yo CH I'm about to impos
171. 7:25him oh [ __ ] good luck on the med kit
172. 7:28uhhuh yes sir yes sir yes sir yes sir
173. 7:30all right bet all right bet all right
174. 7:32bet let's build up real quick let's
175. 7:35go get more mats to get the more mats on
176. 7:38that
177. 7:44[ __ ] all get up here get up here how I
178. 7:47do that no don't I don't got to destroy
179. 7:50hold on just build up what the [ __ ] I
180. 7:53don't got no materials all I want them
181. 7:56come here come here come here come
182. 7:57here okay now jump in 3 two
183. 8:001
184. 8:03one God damn this [ __ ] D this [ __ ] Dum
185. 8:07no this [ __ ] D my Camp bro what you
186. 8:09mean bro jump come up here jump I'm here
187. 8:13Y no jump in three two one
188. 8:19one [ __ ] bro this yo the storm this
189. 8:25[ __ ] where'd you go [ __ ] you
190. 8:27leaving
191. 8:28me
192. 8:32oh all right let's go yeah I was help
193. 8:34you let's go come on come on just come
194. 8:35on just come on bro just come on come on
195. 8:38come on come on yo I need
196. 8:40materials bro you don't even bro you
197. 8:42don't even know how to build Bro [ __ ]
198. 8:43you mean I was running for my life from
199. 8:45a [ __ ] chasing me I had no gun you
200. 8:47don't know how to build I do all right
201. 8:50bet build a one by one what the [ __ ]
202. 8:52does that mean just build a one by one
203. 8:54one by
204. 8:56one this [ __ ]
205. 9:00no do this flight do this flight what
206. 9:01the [ __ ] is a one by
207. 9:03one do that oh oh that's easy I just
208. 9:07need materials though hold on yeah now
209. 9:09that's easy come on do it do it
210. 9:11professional [ __ ] here
211. 9:14here one by one that's not a [ __ ]
212. 9:18that's a stair by stair [ __ ] one this
213. 9:21one by one go up wall stair wall stair
214. 9:26you do that [ __ ] this stair wall do it
215. 9:29stair wall stair wall one by
216. 9:33one bro it's the only but the only thing
217. 9:36you're good at is [ __ ] Madden bro I
218. 9:38yo like I like I'm like yeah I KN that
219. 9:40Madden that game I said a one that [ __ ]
220. 9:45bro but that [ __ ] was made in season two
221. 9:47you don't know how to do a season two
222. 9:49[ __ ] tactical method bro this looks
223. 9:51like some glitchy ass [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
224. 9:54a one by one I thought you
225. 9:57mean other [ __ ] no bro you you n fight
226. 10:00is [ __ ] trash bro what you meaning
227. 10:04you that [ __ ] came out in season two bro
228. 10:07season 2 one by one yes you're the first
229. 10:10person I heard say that Holy no okay
230. 10:13[ __ ] it [ __ ] it all right come on come
231. 10:14on hold come on people over people over
232. 10:16yo Frieza has no stamina
233. 10:18bro come over come
234. 10:21over there's people over here I'm on the
235. 10:23way it's time to get some kills let's go
236. 10:27oh and somebody got Got The
237. 10:35Medallion bro did they both just kill
238. 10:37each other or Y I see him I got a sniper
239. 10:39too in this
240. 10:40B I think oh I got rid of
241. 10:51it oh my [ __ ] gosh help yo he got a
242. 10:55modded gun my
243. 10:58[ __ ] yo I just died
244. 11:00help I need my reboot card and be
245. 11:09rebooted yo speed you're not mad at me
246. 11:11or nothing right I got like jumped
247. 11:13behind
248. 11:19there
249. 11:27hello
250. 11:42man speed locked
251. 11:46in yo my reboot C expires in shut your
252. 11:49black ass up it expires in 215 seconds
253. 11:56help oh [ __ ] [ __ ] you man [ __ ] I do
254. 12:00this [ __ ] I know lie that was
255. 12:04nice come
256. 12:07on what is that Medallia do yo I need my
257. 12:10reboot card bro I got 194 seconds left
258. 12:13hey bro that's F okay we got plenty of
259. 12:17time damn is 100 is 187 seconds equals
260. 12:21to what does that mean it's 5 minutes
261. 12:22bro that's 5 minutes so I Got 5 minutes
262. 12:24to go get that's 5 minutes bro let's go
263. 12:28damn we chilling bro when when I get
264. 12:30rebooted bro I'm going to literally
265. 12:31finish off and carry bro I got jumped
266. 12:33back there I couldn't help it and he had
267. 12:34a modified gun
268. 12:37bro bro one shot bro that's not
269. 12:40realistic I just dropped to the ground
270. 12:42we C bro it was a you got pumped to the
271. 12:44[ __ ] headit he so dumb ass wait now
272. 12:48where's the reboot at all right
273. 12:52REO let's go let me come get you
274. 12:55now you got to start building bro stop
275. 12:57just shooting people bro you you got to
276. 12:59build bro bro I was trying to build it's
277. 13:012024 bro like I said bro it ain't none
278. 13:03of that oit anymore bro it's I literally
279. 13:06jump now bro as I was no listen hear me
280. 13:09out as I was trying to build the guy
281. 13:11with the modified gun came out of
282. 13:12nowhere and I was
283. 13:14done how can you respond to that cuz you
284. 13:16got a build just build press CLE I did I
285. 13:19I I thought about it and then [ __ ] you
286. 13:21mean you thought about it just PE [ __ ]
287. 13:23you thinking about just was trying to
288. 13:26make the move and then just and we boot
289. 13:29it anyway that's a pass and a pass F
290. 13:31yeah pass and a pass bro where am I at
291. 13:34there I am
292. 13:39oh got one pistol I need another gun get
293. 13:42this right here get that D loot get that
294. 13:44d right here I just killed I'm on the
295. 13:45way I'm on the
296. 13:47way oh [ __ ] hey look bro build not train
297. 13:50now look I don't got to he don't know
298. 13:52how to this training look I'm training
299. 13:54you kill him I'm about to get my first
300. 13:55kill this game good [ __ ] [ __ ] that you
301. 13:58see 4,000k exactly godam it that's what
302. 14:01I see right there I just got six
303. 14:04different contracts come on
304. 14:07bruh that's what the [ __ ] I'm talking
305. 14:10about bro drink through minis
306. 14:12bro that's Koo late bro that's
307. 14:18not speed [ __ ] I'm pushing 30 [ __ ]
308. 14:21I've been around this Earth a long time
309. 14:23[ __ ] that's some Kool-Aid right
310. 14:25there where'd you go [ __ ] oh
311. 14:29what this this [ __ ] that's not Kool-Aid
312. 14:32flight that's not [ __ ] it's Kool-Aid
313. 14:35how you going tell me that's not
314. 14:36Kool-Aid I been on this Earth Laing I
315. 14:37don't give a dude it's m it's see look
316. 14:42bro like like I'm like I'm going insane
317. 14:45talking like I swear to God I'm going
318. 14:47insane how bro you're supposed to be
319. 14:48gaining IQ and brain cells bro cuz you
320. 14:50keep saying that's not Kool-Aid [ __ ]
321. 14:52it's
322. 14:53minis the [ __ ] this don't look [ __ ] like
323. 14:56Kool-Aid Kool-Aid is purple and red
324. 14:59[ __ ] they got all the flavors what you
325. 15:00mean what flavor what El flavor blue red
326. 15:04um they got hell of flavors on flight
327. 15:07yeah you're Fly you're an actual like
328. 15:09jackass bro like you don't know what you
329. 15:11mean like bro this is this is not
330. 15:14Kool-Aid flight for fortnite never said
331. 15:16this was Kool-Aid they call it Shield
332. 15:18they don't call no no no no you know why
333. 15:19it's cuz they're like they they have to
334. 15:21like copyright or trademark I think
335. 15:22Kool-Aid can come after them if they
336. 15:23actually call CU you know how GTA has
337. 15:25some cars and they look like the other
338. 15:26cars in real life you feel me they call
339. 15:28him something else oh he may be right my
340. 15:32fault yeah that's okay he know you know
341. 15:34what you may be right appreciate you
342. 15:36speak you know what he may be right son
343. 15:38shut your dumb ass up this ain't [ __ ]
344. 15:40Kool-Aid you mean bro I thought you said
345. 15:43I was right the [ __ ] he thought I was
346. 15:44about to really agree with this thing n
347. 15:47God I can't bro n there's 10 people left
348. 15:50n I'm not yeah yeah
349. 15:51good oh my
350. 15:54bro man yo who made this cheetah how do
351. 15:58they do this
352. 16:00yo F I got a question what's
353. 16:03good um it's like a IQ question all
354. 16:06right okay like I want to test your IQ
355. 16:09type [ __ ] let's do it oh so
356. 16:14look do you know like are you good at
357. 16:17multiplication uh yes all
358. 16:20right flight what's
359. 16:27good
360. 16:30what
361. 16:32is 12 time 12 fight 12 * 12
362. 16:3812
363. 16:41144 what the
364. 16:44[ __ ] okay okay okay okay all right okay
365. 16:46okay okay all right flight
366. 16:49speed what how many Earths are in the
367. 16:54like solar system Universe like type
368. 16:57[ __ ] wait wait Earth's in the solar
369. 17:00system yeah how many like planets in the
370. 17:02solar
371. 17:03system
372. 17:08[ __ ] it's like eight or
373. 17:11seven you're right what yeah how how is
374. 17:15he getting this right bro you should
375. 17:17have known bro I graduated with Harvard
376. 17:19with the doctor's degree bro and then I
377. 17:21have the Camas
378. 17:23okay yeah how is he getting this [ __ ]
379. 17:26right all right [ __ ] it okay good [ __ ]
380. 17:29good [ __ ] good [ __ ] good [ __ ] all right
381. 17:30come on come on come on let's go over
382. 17:31here
383. 17:33yo bro it's at bro chat is that at seven
384. 17:35people left y'all we actually about to
385. 17:36get this [ __ ] W talking about we're
386. 17:39about to get this [ __ ] W
387. 17:43easy easy [ __ ]
388. 17:47[ __ ] oh no I should open up the Vault
389. 17:51wait can I still open up the Vault [ __ ]
390. 17:53it's too late sh up bro come on
391. 18:00please don't sell me please don't sell
392. 18:01me ain't going to sell you bro I work at
393. 18:04the best times like
394. 18:07this there eight left they're shooting
395. 18:10210
396. 18:27South Dam he just lasered me build
397. 18:30flight build flight
398. 18:33build oh yeah oh that build was five
399. 18:35yeah exactly he doing that got
400. 18:38you [ __ ] one more one more one more one
401. 18:42more one more a
402. 18:45[ __ ] [ __ ] lost half my
403. 18:57health
404. 19:08you flight you all right you okay you
405. 19:09okay yeah yeah yeah I'm just2 22 22
406. 19:12let's do
407. 19:14it I get a med kit on the Fly i' be
408. 19:25good one me fight I'm going let I'm
409. 19:29going to let you kill the last person
410. 19:30okay that I'm going kill myself I'm
411. 19:33going to kill myself and let oh hell no
412. 19:36hell no that let him let him let him
413. 19:39I'mma kill myself and I'm going to let
414. 19:40you kill the last person okay and
415. 19:42look drink this med kit drink that kit
416. 19:46drink that Med kit I got you I got
417. 19:54you someone shooting at me [ __ ] where
418. 19:59I think he's inside the
419. 20:01building now flight I'm about to kill
420. 20:03myself bye-bye in GTA
421. 20:07no where the [ __ ] is he at oh I see him
422. 20:10trying to build all right flight
423. 20:13byebye can I trust can I trust
424. 20:18you come on [ __ ] man [ __ ] I had his his
425. 20:21he's low on health like a [ __ ]
426. 20:23one more
427. 20:24shot he's not going to get out that
428. 20:26storm in time
429. 20:29get
430. 20:32speed let's
431. 20:35go I
432. 20:37Carri let's go you carry yeah [ __ ] I C
433. 20:41out the positions and I had the IQ chest
434. 20:43early
435. 20:45on you
436. 20:47carry yeah like kills but they didn't
437. 20:50they only registered like one or
438. 20:57two let's [ __ ] go first [ __ ]
439. 21:01Fort [ __ ] with the D we do this [ __ ] I
440. 21:05told you [ __ ]
441. 21:07game first [ __ ]
442. 21:11game first game we do this
443. 21:15[ __ ]