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by かなぽぽ · 362 words · 54 segments · language en · Watch on YouTube
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  1. 0:00PLEASE, EVERYONE, HANDS UP. NOBODY MOVE.
  2. 0:02IMMIGRATION. WHICH ONE OF YOU IS
  3. 0:04LINGLONG? I HEAR THAT ILLEGAL.
  4. 0:06>> NO, NO, NO. I'M AMERICAN.
  5. 0:10>> Do I look like my name is [ __ ] Law?
  6. 0:11WAIT,
  7. 0:12>> THEN WHICH ONE OF YOU IS LINGLONG?
  8. 0:13WHERE'S LAW?
  9. 0:19>> GOTCHA. HUH? Thought you could run from
  10. 0:20us. No, no, no, no.
  11. 0:22>> Llan and I have been pranking each other
  12. 0:24at the office, and he's been saying that
  13. 0:25my pranks were lacking imagination. So
  14. 0:27this week I left an anonymous tip with
  15. 0:29ICE saying that Linglong was working
  16. 0:31here illegally. So uh this is going to
  17. 0:33be a good one. Our country is under
  18. 0:35attack. Millions of illegals cross into
  19. 0:38our country every single year. And who
  20. 0:39pays for it? America does. All right.
  21. 0:41You guys going to blur my face, right? I
  22. 0:43have a girlfriend and she's like pretty
  23. 0:44liberal about this. So I don't want to
  24. 0:46find out about my job. You know, it'll
  25. 0:47get awkward.
  26. 0:48>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Yeah.
  27. 0:50>> Oh, okay. Say thank you. Thank you,
  28. 0:51>> man. Get your hands off of me, man.
  29. 0:52>> Yep. Say to the judge.
  30. 0:53>> I'm illegal.
  31. 0:54>> Okay. Okay. All right, guys. You let him
  32. 0:56go. This was a prank. I prank called you
  33. 0:58guys. A little thing between me and
  34. 0:59Lingong. So, uh, you can let me go.
  35. 1:00>> Well, uh, we actually ran a background
  36. 1:02check on Linglong. Turns out he is
  37. 1:04illegal.
  38. 1:05>> Here for like a year doing God's work.
  39. 1:07It made our jobs easier.
  40. 1:08>> All right, let's wrap it up, buddy.
  41. 1:09>> What the Hey, man. I'mma kill you. Okay,
  42. 1:11I'll kill you.
  43. 1:13>> So, Lingong doesn't really have a work
  44. 1:14visa yet. He He's Chinese, so it makes
  45. 1:16things a little bit complicated, but uh,
  46. 1:17we really needed him right away, so
  47. 1:19technically he's here on vacation.
  48. 1:22>> Hey, Lingong. Um, sorry. Roy is working
  49. 1:25on getting you out right now. He's
  50. 1:26talking with the lawyer. So, uh,
  51. 1:27hopefully that's figured out soon. I
  52. 1:29just want to check in how you're doing.
  53. 1:33>> When I get out, it's over for you.
  54. 1:37saturate.

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