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1. 0:00Oh, Haley. Oh, can you can you hold it?
2. 0:01Can you
3. 0:04>> So, how was your weekend?
4. 0:05>> It was a fine.
5. 0:06>> Yeah. Well, you would not believe the
6. 0:07weekend that I had. I went to this
7. 0:08birthday party, right?
8. 0:10>> And shut up. Okay.
9. 0:11>> I'm not trying to hear about your shitty
10. 0:13weekend. Did I ask you how your weekend
11. 0:14was? Just answer me that one. Did I ask
12. 0:16you?
13. 0:16>> No.
14. 0:17>> No. Exactly. Okay. And back up. Okay.
15. 0:19Your breath smells like a And stop
16. 0:21looking at me. Just Just look at
17. 0:22anywhere else. Okay. Just don't don't
18. 0:23breathe.
19. 0:24>> Yo, what are you eating, Lana? It smells
20. 0:25so good.
21. 0:26>> It's a sweet and sour rabbit. Oh, I I
22. 0:29actually have a pet rabbit.
23. 0:30>> Can I have him?
24. 0:31>> You can try some. These are pretty good.
25. 0:33>> No, it's okay. It's
26. 0:34>> like a chicken but more tender.
27. 0:36>> Ling, it's okay. Thank you.
28. 0:37>> Try one. Stop disrespecting my culture.
29. 0:39>> Yeah. Nice. Oh, where did you go to
30. 0:40school? Lingua.
31. 0:41>> I went to Chinua University.
32. 0:43>> Chinua? I've never heard of Chinua.
33. 0:44Where is that?
34. 0:46>> OH, OH IT'S LIKE THE MIT OF
35. 0:50a China. It's a one of the top
36. 0:51universities in the world. Okay.
37. 0:54>> Put some respect on his name. Okay. Say
38. 0:56it with me. Chihuahua University. it.
39. 0:58>> Where do you go to school? Huh?
40. 0:59>> I went to Brown.