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IM SCARED OF WOMEN...! | Haunted Room 205 — Transcript

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  1. 0:00[Music]
  2. 0:03Hello everybody. Welcome to my YouTube
  3. 0:05channel. My name is Barry and today
  4. 0:06we're going to be playing Haunted Room
  5. 0:08205. I don't know what happened to the
  6. 0:10other 204 rooms. Yeah, yeah, you all
  7. 0:11heard the joke before, so
  8. 0:13I'm a recent college graduate who came
  9. 0:15to the new city to find a job alone. To
  10. 0:18save money, I rented a surprisingly
  11. 0:20cheap apartment. I knew deep down that
  12. 0:22such a low price probably meant
  13. 0:24something bad had happened here before,
  14. 0:26but I didn't mind. Since I was a child,
  15. 0:28I've been able to see and hear strange
  16. 0:30things that others can't and I've long
  17. 0:33gotten used to things living with these
  18. 0:35eerie things.
  19. 0:37Ooh, I got a motorcycle.
  20. 0:39Vroom, vroom. No, I need to go outside.
  21. 0:41Oh, no need to go outside. Ah, yes, see
  22. 0:43you look this is a pretty realistic
  23. 0:44game.
  24. 0:46Something's not right.
  25. 0:47When encountering something paranormal,
  26. 0:49your sanity will begin to deteriorate.
  27. 0:51If the dot at the center of your screen
  28. 0:53turns red, press space to close your
  29. 0:55eyes. Wait a moment before opening them
  30. 0:57and to dispel the presence. Oh, okay.
  31. 1:00So, I'm just getting cyberbullied by
  32. 1:01ghosts and if I just turn the monitor
  33. 1:03off, it'll be okay. Awesome. I like
  34. 1:05this. Hater, you cannot hurt my feelings
  35. 1:08any longer. How long do I have to wait
  36. 1:10till they go away? Get out of here,
  37. 1:12haters. What the hell? Why won't they
  38. 1:14leave? Oh, I have to Oh, I have to look
  39. 1:17at the man.
  40. 1:18Okay, now I'm scaring him. Shoo, shoo,
  41. 1:20shoo. Is he doing a shoo? He's taking
  42. 1:22his time.
  43. 1:24He's gone. Okay, good.
  44. 1:26Be gone, just like that. Dang, I'm big
  45. 1:28and tough. Press and hold shift to run
  46. 1:30in the hallway. I thought we weren't
  47. 1:31allowed to do this.
  48. 1:34I'm renting room 205, the one at the far
  49. 1:38end of the floor. Who is putting this
  50. 1:39stuff up again?
  51. 1:41I don't know, some crazy psycho lady,
  52. 1:43probably.
  53. 1:47Wait, I have two doors, one for the
  54. 1:49ghost and one for the ghouls. It's so
  55. 1:51dark, I should turn the lights on. Okay.
  56. 1:54Oh, can I close the door, please?
  57. 1:56My thermos,
  58. 1:58a cup, put the garbage in the trash bin.
  59. 2:01I don't even do this in my real life.
  60. 2:07Yay!
  61. 2:09Okay, cool. I learned I learned a life
  62. 2:10skill.
  63. 2:12Uh, sense scares will cause major drop
  64. 2:13in sanity. Closing your eyes at any time
  65. 2:14can help prevent this. Always keep an
  66. 2:15eye on your sanity. If it drops too low,
  67. 2:16you will lose consciousness. Eating and
  68. 2:17drinking will help restore it. Once
  69. 2:18you're sure that nothing is unusual
  70. 2:19around, you can keep safely go to sleep.
  71. 2:20COOL. OKAY. UM,
  72. 2:22OH MY GOD, was that a TV or some
  73. 2:25sparkling water? Damn.
  74. 2:28Here we go. Um, what?
  75. 2:31Is there no light? There we go. Yeah,
  76. 2:34this is some paranormal activity. Dang,
  77. 2:37I am one dirty girl. Look at all this
  78. 2:39trash I have. Do I not know how to clean
  79. 2:42up?
  80. 2:43Girl, you live like this? If you saw my
  81. 2:45room right now, you would probably
  82. 2:47projectile vomit all over the walls and
  83. 2:49then I wouldn't even clean that. I can't
  84. 2:51sleep until I deal with the strange
  85. 2:52happening.
  86. 2:54Okay, let's check what's over here.
  87. 2:56And there's a scary guy. Where is he
  88. 2:57though? I'm trying to close my eyes. Oh,
  89. 2:59it's over. Does that count?
  90. 3:02What?
  91. 3:03What?
  92. 3:03What?
  93. 3:05I don't see red.
  94. 3:07I'm seeing red. Where? WHERE IS HE? OH.
  95. 3:13IS IT ALL THIS BLOOD ON THE GROUND?
  96. 3:17[Music]
  97. 3:20SEE, I'm used to my floor just having
  98. 3:22[ __ ] all over it. I did not care. Okay,
  99. 3:25I saw the hand back there though. This
  100. 3:27is a bad game for me. I just have no
  101. 3:29sense of normalcy.
  102. 3:32How long do I have to Oh.
  103. 3:34Some gas is still left over.
  104. 3:37Yeah, I know.
  105. 3:40Wait, I have spaghetti. I think that's
  106. 3:42what this is. Is it spaghetti? Oh my
  107. 3:44god, you know what's really scary? I
  108. 3:46left the fridge open. Someone's got to
  109. 3:47pay for that.
  110. 3:48[Music]
  111. 3:50Yeah, should I get microwave, too?
  112. 3:53Oh, this apple pie. I was going to
  113. 3:55Actually, I can do it.
  114. 4:03Okay, let's check it out. Let's see if
  115. 4:05it's good. Where do I have to eat? Guys,
  116. 4:07where's my computer? I can't eat without
  117. 4:09a video.
  118. 4:10But, where do Oh, right here. Should I
  119. 4:12eat right here? Use.
  120. 4:14Oh, never mind. I'm just going to eat
  121. 4:15out of my
  122. 4:18And the bowl, too. Times are rough if
  123. 4:21you're eating the whole thing.
  124. 4:24Okay, now what's in here?
  125. 4:30Where? Where? Where?
  126. 4:33I'm scared of the window.
  127. 4:35But, what about the walls? And what
  128. 4:37about the sweat dripping down my balls?
  129. 4:40Oh, it's a squatty potty. Yeah, there
  130. 4:43were squatty potties at this one park I
  131. 4:46went to in Japan and some lady came out
  132. 4:48and she went, "You want to use that
  133. 4:49one?" I went in there and it was a squa-
  134. 4:50a squatty potty.
  135. 4:53Are we good?
  136. 4:55I think that was everything. I think I
  137. 4:56checked it all. I must at least make
  138. 4:59sure the door is locked before I go to
  139. 5:01bed. Yeah, I was kind of inviting the
  140. 5:04robbers in. My bad. Oh, there's two
  141. 5:06doors. I forgot. Okay, wait.
  142. 5:08One.
  143. 5:10Is that locked?
  144. 5:11Two. Yay! It counts as a lock. Okay,
  145. 5:15good night, everybody.
  146. 5:17Dang, I just can't get to sleep. I think
  147. 5:18I died.
  148. 5:21The stray cats, they're meowing so
  149. 5:23loudly.
  150. 5:25Oh, what was that? That's what I said.
  151. 5:28Oh my god, she's in heat.
  152. 5:30Not you.
  153. 5:32Uh, how do I kill him?
  154. 5:34Who's standing there? I don't know, some
  155. 5:35green guy. No way, that's not human.
  156. 5:39Um, well, we should close our eyes and
  157. 5:41pretend it's not happening.
  158. 5:44He's gone, I guess.
  159. 5:47Oh my god, paranormal activity.
  160. 5:51You got a big day tomorrow.
  161. 5:53[Music]
  162. 5:55Dang, I'll be snoozing.
  163. 5:57Yay! Night, too.
  164. 5:59Work's done. I'm really sleepy. What do
  165. 6:02you think my job is? If I wasn't a If I
  166. 6:04wasn't a streamer, what do you think my
  167. 6:06job would be? I would probably be a
  168. 6:08professional stinky person.
  169. 6:14Never mind, I guess she wants that job.
  170. 6:17And nobody lives there?
  171. 6:19Okay, no place like home. Yada, yada,
  172. 6:22yada. Now, give me my spaghetti and
  173. 6:24meatballs.
  174. 6:25Nothing? Oh, some water. What are you
  175. 6:27freaking out about? I don't know what
  176. 6:29that says though.
  177. 6:30Okay.
  178. 6:34Hey! Stop it. I don't have the money for
  179. 6:37that.
  180. 6:38And what was that?
  181. 6:40Oh, and the door will slide, but
  182. 6:44nobody's home.
  183. 6:47Now, what do we have for dinner today?
  184. 6:49Imagine it was like fingers and
  185. 6:50eyeballs.
  186. 6:53I think I just have a bad house.
  187. 6:56I have to spend a how many nights at
  188. 6:58breaks?
  189. 6:59[Music]
  190. 7:02Who left their baby up here?
  191. 7:09Oh!
  192. 7:13Okay.
  193. 7:15Okay.
  194. 7:17Leave the little side light on.
  195. 7:19I have to turn the other lights off.
  196. 7:21Electricity ain't cheap.
  197. 7:23I don't see any anom- anom- anomalies.
  198. 7:27Close this.
  199. 7:31Turn this off.
  200. 7:34I
  201. 7:35Who was that?
  202. 7:38I think he likes me. Or maybe he like,
  203. 7:40like, likes me.
  204. 7:43And good night. Am I okay? What's that
  205. 7:46noise? It's so loud. I should get up and
  206. 7:48check.
  207. 7:51Oh, it's just a movie. What is this?
  208. 7:54[Music]
  209. 7:56And it won't turn off.
  210. 8:01Um, can you turn this off?
  211. 8:09What am I to
  212. 8:12Okay, let's try this again. Watch. No
  213. 8:14fail.
  214. 8:16Watch, the TV's going to turn on. I'm
  215. 8:17going to bait it. Yeah.
  216. 8:20Speed run?
  217. 8:22Oh my god.
  218. 8:24And then watch me speed run this.
  219. 8:28Speed run?
  220. 8:30Pop this in there quick. Go drink my
  221. 8:32wawa.
  222. 8:35Pop it in. Go drink some water. Might be
  223. 8:38a full run. Quick little sip, right in
  224. 8:40the pallet. Yeah.
  225. 8:42PROFESSIONAL.
  226. 8:46I FORGOT ABOUT THAT GUY. HE'S JUST
  227. 8:48hanging out. How do I deal with my
  228. 8:50stalker? I don't know if I've ever slept
  229. 8:52with a light on. Do you guys sleep with
  230. 8:54the light on? I don't know if I have
  231. 8:55ever done that.
  232. 8:58Okay, I have a lot more stamina this
  233. 8:59time. We might be good. Also, let me
  234. 9:01pull myself down a little bit. I'm a
  235. 9:02little bit extra tall today. I think
  236. 9:04it's cuz I started spinning around.
  237. 9:06Okay, I don't know how to deal with
  238. 9:07this.
  239. 9:08[Music]
  240. 9:19Damn, this will not turn off. Addict.
  241. 9:26Oh my god!
  242. 9:29That took all my meter. Yeah, I lived,
  243. 9:33but barely.
  244. 9:34Looks like this will be harder to endure
  245. 9:36than I imagined. Okay, now what's going
  246. 9:38to come out and scare me down this
  247. 9:39hallway?
  248. 9:42Ah, nothing. That's pretty nice. The day
  249. 9:44today.
  250. 9:46Okay, here we go.
  251. 9:49Oh, the blood. Yeah, THAT HAPPENED.
  252. 9:52OH MY GOD!
  253. 9:57MY EXTENSIONS?
  254. 9:59Am I bald? Come on.
  255. 10:06Oh!
  256. 10:07Wait, was that a grandma?
  257. 10:11And my food's done.
  258. 10:15[Music]
  259. 10:17And then I just got hit in the head with
  260. 10:19this bowl.
  261. 10:20And then he's right there.
  262. 10:21And then I have to get rid of him. And
  263. 10:23then I have to take my food. And then I
  264. 10:25have to put it in the microwave. YES!
  265. 10:29OKAY, WE GOT A run on our hands, baby.
  266. 10:34Yeah, yeah. The hair The fact that hair
  267. 10:37gets up and walks away is funny. It's
  268. 10:38like, "Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me."
  269. 10:40At least he's polite.
  270. 10:42At least he is polite. What is What is
  271. 10:45happening? Who? Oh.
  272. 10:49Oh!
  273. 10:52Okay, now let's be careful. We can't
  274. 10:55have another pee-pee in the bed
  275. 10:56accident. Am I good?
  276. 11:00What?
  277. 11:02I don't want WHAT YOU'RE SELLING. OH!
  278. 11:08OH.
  279. 11:11I GUESS THERE WAS LIKE A family here
  280. 11:13before me and they died in.
  281. 11:16Oh! They're going to eat me.
  282. 11:19They're eating her! And then they're
  283. 11:21going to eat me! Oh my god!
  284. 11:24Am I going to die now?
  285. 11:28Did I DO IT?
  286. 11:30YEAH!
  287. 11:32NIGHT FOUR, BABY. NIGHT FOUR! YEAH, why
  288. 11:36are they waking me up? Like, I I I'm a
  289. 11:39streamer. It's like the hardest job in
  290. 11:40the world. I got to wake up tomorrow and
  291. 11:43watch videos.
  292. 11:46Okay, now I have to bring this down to
  293. 11:47the first floor.
  294. 11:50Yay!
  295. 11:52Oh, who are you?
  296. 11:55Whose man is this?
  297. 11:58Hi.
  298. 11:59Um
  299. 12:00Can you move, please?
  300. 12:03Bye, Cleo.
  301. 12:05You live in 205? Oh, wait.
  302. 12:08You live in 205? Does that sound like a
  303. 12:10man? Yeah, what's up?
  304. 12:13Room 205? I heard it's haunted. Is that
  305. 12:16true?
  306. 12:17Yeah, this He looks like Mark Wahlberg.
  307. 12:19Haunted?
  308. 12:21Uh, no.
  309. 12:23Eh. Did you find anything else in that
  310. 12:24room?
  311. 12:25Damn, he's just asking to come over. No.
  312. 12:29Okay.
  313. 12:32Okay.
  314. 12:37Did I leave the door open? OH MY GOD.
  315. 12:43I JUST PROBABLY lost everything.
  316. 12:48Aw.
  317. 12:51Can I just get straight pissing? Where
  318. 12:53Where Where Where? Where? Where? Where
  319. 12:55are you?
  320. 12:58OH, THE ICE CREAM CONE.
  321. 13:02Ice cream!
  322. 13:05I'm lactose intolerant!
  323. 13:08Ah, leave! The diapered devil goes so
  324. 13:12hard.
  325. 13:14That's like a metalcore band. Oh.
  326. 13:18Um
  327. 13:19I mean, honestly, she's kind of sexy.
  328. 13:22And this is she looks like in the
  329. 13:23shadows?
  330. 13:28Oh my god.
  331. 13:32Thank god. Thank god. Me.
  332. 13:35Oh, mama mama mama mama mamma mia. This
  333. 13:38baby ghost is Italian.
  334. 13:44Oh, I left the closet open. Do you see
  335. 13:47anything?
  336. 13:50Oh.
  337. 13:52That's got to be from the strawberry ice
  338. 13:54cream, right?
  339. 13:55Hello?
  340. 13:57Guys, I'm going to be honest with you.
  341. 13:58No normal person No sane person would
  342. 14:03follow this. I would run out of the
  343. 14:06apartment screaming and calling the
  344. 14:08police.
  345. 14:10Ain't no way I follow the ghastly
  346. 14:13gribblers.
  347. 14:14Oh, yeah. And then she exploded on the
  348. 14:16wall.
  349. 14:19Who are you?
  350. 14:20WHO ARE YOU?
  351. 14:24[Laughter]
  352. 14:25[Music]
  353. 14:30I ASKED A QUESTION!
  354. 14:33That ghost is afraid of accountability.
  355. 14:36I think I DID IT.
  356. 14:38YAY!
  357. 14:38[Applause]
  358. 14:40WATER TIME. WATER TIME.
  359. 14:44Oh my god, that better be the man ghost
  360. 14:47cooking.
  361. 14:54What? It was a woman!
  362. 14:57Damn you, gender stereotypes! Damn you!
  363. 15:02Where? Oh.
  364. 15:04Oh, where is my blood mark?
  365. 15:07I can't move. Where am I supposed to
  366. 15:10look? I'm scared.
  367. 15:12LET ME OUT!
  368. 15:16WHY ARE YOU BREATHING?
  369. 15:21OH MY
  370. 15:29OH, it's okay.
  371. 15:32Oh.
  372. 15:32[Music]
  373. 15:35That took me way too long. Oh, the door
  374. 15:39can't open. I was just spamming it, so
  375. 15:41it was opening and closing over and over
  376. 15:43again.
  377. 15:46My bad. My bad. My bad. Can I eat my
  378. 15:48dinner, please?
  379. 15:51HELLO?
  380. 15:54[Music]
  381. 15:56I'M STILL EATING.
  382. 16:00THAT WAS WAY BETTER.
  383. 16:02Look at how much life we have left.
  384. 16:08Okay.
  385. 16:11She be gaming. She be eating.
  386. 16:16Yeah, maybe I should be happy about the
  387. 16:17ghosts because they're keeping my rent
  388. 16:19down. And yeah, there's a child on my
  389. 16:21wall.
  390. 16:22And he's giving me a peace sign.
  391. 16:26Immature.
  392. 16:27We did it! Okay, now here's the hard
  393. 16:29part, the boss battle. Not the peace
  394. 16:31sign. How about two peace signs? La la
  395. 16:33la la la la la.
  396. 16:35Oh!
  397. 16:40Um what do you do if there's a woman in
  398. 16:41your room?
  399. 16:43Can you keep it down?
  400. 16:44I got to get to work.
  401. 16:48I got work tomorrow, please. Demon
  402. 16:51paralysis? Oh!
  403. 16:54Okay, I'm kind of scared.
  404. 16:59Okay, she wrote all over my walls.
  405. 17:03Oh, she's in the corner.
  406. 17:07What else?
  407. 17:13Oh.
  408. 17:15I got to see it. Don't let the ghost
  409. 17:17girl catch you. Yeah, I just closed my
  410. 17:19eyes and said, "No!
  411. 17:21No!"
  412. 17:26Oh, I left the light on. Damn it. Okay,
  413. 17:28okay.
  414. 17:29This is teaching me important life
  415. 17:31skills, like how to use a microwave, how
  416. 17:34to turn the lights off.
  417. 17:36Yay! We did it, day five! Yeah, well,
  418. 17:39now what happens? If you last all five
  419. 17:41nights at Freddy's, does Freddy die?
  420. 17:45What? Oh, sorry. Sorry. I was trying to
  421. 17:47drink my water, but there's blood on the
  422. 17:48walls.
  423. 17:50Oh, it says leave.
  424. 17:53What if they think that I'm dead and
  425. 17:56they're alive?
  426. 18:02I'm sorry. I didn't know you were right
  427. 18:04there.
  428. 18:06Oh, patient name. Uh, it says blank.
  429. 18:09Gender, female. Diagnosis, autism
  430. 18:13spectrum disorder. Date, April 2nd,
  431. 18:151991.
  432. 18:18Oh, autism that girl? Why is he saying
  433. 18:21it like that?
  434. 18:26[Music]
  435. 18:27It does not have to be a bad thing.
  436. 18:33Terminal autism. Oh my god.
  437. 18:38Holy crap, I don't think she's going to
  438. 18:40make it.
  439. 18:41I mean, technically, she doesn't. BUT I
  440. 18:42WOULD SAVE US FROM THAT.
  441. 18:47And what
  442. 18:48Oh my god, I knew it. I knew it. I knew
  443. 18:51it. I hate you, stupid crack. Get out of
  444. 18:55my town.
  445. 18:58Yeah, it kind of is on sight.
  446. 19:02Um yeah, that's a woman.
  447. 19:07Back, you foul demon!
  448. 19:10Thank you.
  449. 19:11Oh!
  450. 19:12What was scary? Is it just like really
  451. 19:14cold in my fridge? I don't know,
  452. 19:17actually.
  453. 19:18Are we eating the same meal
  454. 19:21every day, or are we living the same day
  455. 19:26over and over again? I like Brussels
  456. 19:29sprouts. I'm not even kidding. That's
  457. 19:31that That's that microwave sloppy toppy.
  458. 19:33And it makes it kind of crispy.
  459. 19:35Honestly, if I didn't get judged, I
  460. 19:36would probably eat an entire head of
  461. 19:38lettuce.
  462. 19:39Like, for fun.
  463. 19:41OH!
  464. 19:44WOOHOO!
  465. 19:45OH MY GOD! SORRY. SORRY. Don't look at
  466. 19:48the angry woman on my screen. Now, don't
  467. 19:50be scared, okay? Everybody here has a
  468. 19:52thunder buddy in case the the ghost
  469. 19:54comes out and tries to make a statement.
  470. 19:57Where are you? Oh, he's right there. And
  471. 19:59I'm so sorry. Okay, this is going to
  472. 20:02test my reflexes. Okay, well, don't like
  473. 20:04don't make me wait all night.
  474. 20:14Is she like a Pokémon trainer? She's
  475. 20:15sending all her ghost hunters after me.
  476. 20:18[Music]
  477. 20:20I don't know why I'm checking my bed
  478. 20:21like she's going to spawn in here.
  479. 20:26Oh, at least they closed the door. That
  480. 20:27was kind of nice. Oh.
  481. 20:30Sir, you're safe with us.
  482. 20:32You can come OUT OF THERE.
  483. 20:34[Music]
  484. 20:39AND WHY WAS HE SO AGGRESSIVE about this?
  485. 20:41I made this a safe space. Oh, he's right
  486. 20:44there. No head.
  487. 20:47UH SHE'S COMING.
  488. 20:53THIS HAS TO BE THE FINAL NIGHT. They are
  489. 20:56spawning in like crazy. See? Look at
  490. 20:59that.
  491. 21:01I have no sanity left.
  492. 21:04Guys, come on.
  493. 21:07Oh, no.
  494. 21:14You already got me. Why are you spawn
  495. 21:17camping?
  496. 21:19Um I think we're good.
  497. 21:22Well, everybody, time to see if we can
  498. 21:24survive a night's sleep.
  499. 21:27Okay, I'm going to try my best. This
  500. 21:29will test every ounce of gamer skill I
  501. 21:32have. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
  502. 21:34yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
  503. 21:35yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, where do
  504. 21:37they spawn from? Also, I don't know how
  505. 21:39to make it so they don't attack me. I
  506. 21:41feel like I just get attacked. You can
  507. 21:43close your eyes now. Closing will
  508. 21:45gradually drain your sanity. Okay,
  509. 21:47they're in the walls, and the walls are
  510. 21:49oozing green slime.
  511. 21:52Hey, first door open. Woman spawn child
  512. 21:54spawn imminent right there. I see her.
  513. 21:57I should have torched my house. And how
  514. 21:59long are we going to keep this up,
  515. 21:59ladies? I I got to go.
  516. 22:03Come on. Come on.
  517. 22:09Uh-oh, you guys are gambling?
  518. 22:11Okay, I'll try my best.
  519. 22:16Okay, now where is the child? I think
  520. 22:19she comes down the wall eventually.
  521. 22:22Okay, he's first.
  522. 22:24How long do I have to stay here?
  523. 22:30I'm not asking them to pounce me. I knew
  524. 22:33it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I
  525. 22:35knew it. I knew it. I knew it. Okay.
  526. 22:37She's going to take her time, but that's
  527. 22:38okay. They're a little shy, and I think
  528. 22:40one of them is actually autistic. I
  529. 22:42don't know which one.
  530. 22:46Okay.
  531. 22:48[Music]
  532. 22:50What lovely hair you have. Was that
  533. 22:52Pantene?
  534. 22:55[Laughter]
  535. 22:59I could smell it, taste it, everything.
  536. 23:09I lived!
  537. 23:12YES! YES! YES!
  538. 23:14FINALLY OVER. OKAY, WELL, YEAH, I don't
  539. 23:17believe you for some reason.
  540. 23:19I am WAIT, I GOT AN ACHIEVEMENT!
  541. 23:22YEAH, IT WAS REAL! Oh my god, thank you,
  542. 23:25Steam. Thank you, Steam. Thank you.
  543. 23:28Thank you. Thank you. I would have never
  544. 23:29believed it.
  545. 23:32Hi, Berry was watching a video of yours
  546. 23:33another night.
  547. 23:35Night eight? And it just doesn't end.
  548. 23:39Welcome to my class on ghosts AND
  549. 23:41GOBLINS.
  550. 23:43OH, WHY won't you leave? Is
  551. 23:48Mom said you're not afraid of us. Is
  552. 23:50that true? You're so brave. THANK YOU.
  553. 23:54[Music]
  554. 23:581 SECOND. I'M SORRY. HOW DO I OH, UP?
  555. 24:03MY GOD!
  556. 24:05ASMUND?
  557. 24:07I don't see him.
  558. 24:09Or see her.
  559. 24:11HE'S HERE. HE'S HERE.
  560. 24:17ASMUND? OH, HELLO. THERE WAS another
  561. 24:20game I wanted to play, too.
  562. 24:23Wait, are they twins?
  563. 24:25Oh my god!
  564. 24:27What if one of the ghosts was a twin,
  565. 24:30and they ate the other ghost fetus, and
  566. 24:33now both of them are ghosts together?
  567. 24:37But the ghost fetus is mad at the ghost
  568. 24:39that lived because she got screwed out
  569. 24:42of life.
  570. 24:48Varis lore, actually true. But then they
  571. 24:50would have started kissing.
  572. 24:55What is bro yelling about? Do not let
  573. 24:57bro make a game.
  574. 25:03Well, she said, "Too." She said, "TOO."
  575. 25:06LIKE THIS?
  576. 25:19THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL DRAWING.
  577. 25:22OH, you want me to have it?
  578. 25:24Sorry about that. I won't scare you
  579. 25:27anymore, even though it was really fun.
  580. 25:30Evil! Evil child!
  581. 25:34Grandpa says you're the only one who can
  582. 25:35help us. Will you help us? No, you just
  583. 25:38admitted you were I were trolling me.
  584. 25:41Hmm. Oh, yeah. Hmm, let me think about
  585. 25:43that. Uh
  586. 25:44no. Oh, you're back?
  587. 25:46Thank you. You're such a good person.
  588. 25:48OH, WELL, NOW I FEEL BAD. WE GOT TO HELP
  589. 25:51HER OUT.
  590. 25:52YEAH.
  591. 25:54I never said I was going to help. Yeah,
  592. 25:56I know.
  593. 25:57My god!
  594. 25:59Why don't I just get some like
  595. 26:00headphones and like a a little sleeping
  596. 26:02mask? I probably won't have to deal with
  597. 26:04this no more.
  598. 26:07Don't hit me with your black knight
  599. 26:08halberd, please.
  600. 26:12Oh my god! Now I have to read? This is
  601. 26:17the scariest part of the damn game!
  602. 26:21Yesterday afternoon, a serious criminal
  603. 26:23case occurred in a rental apartment in
  604. 26:25the city. Three people were brutally
  605. 26:27murdered, suspected to be victims of a
  606. 26:29home invasion and robbery.
  607. 26:31The victims have been identified as a
  608. 26:32mother, her young daughter, and the
  609. 26:34girl's grandfather. There were signs of
  610. 26:36the apartment being searched, and the
  611. 26:37victim's valuables were missing. Police
  612. 26:39believe this was a case of in- intern-
  613. 26:41intentional homicide following a
  614. 26:43robbery. The suspect fled the scene
  615. 26:46quickly and showed signs of being highly
  616. 26:48alert to avoid detection, leaving no
  617. 26:50effective clues behind. The suspect is
  618. 26:52still at large.
  619. 26:54I don't know. Maybe he could wear like a
  620. 26:55small. We don't know.
  621. 26:57Neighbors said the mother and daughter
  622. 26:58had a good relationship with the
  623. 27:00community and never had known any
  624. 27:01conflicts with others. The case has
  625. 27:04caused widespread concern in the area,
  626. 27:06with residents expressing shock, unease,
  627. 27:09and deep sympathy for the family. The
  628. 27:11police have set up a special task force
  629. 27:13and are actively investigating. The case
  630. 27:15is ongoing. Authorities urge anyone with
  631. 27:17information to come forward and help
  632. 27:19bring the perpetrator to justice. News
  633. 27:21release date. June 6th? Wait, that's my
  634. 27:25birthday!
  635. 27:26I didn't do it.
  636. 27:30THAT'S MY BIRTHDAY! MOM, thanks for the
  637. 27:33thousand bits. Thank you!
  638. 27:36Thank you. And also, thank you. Thank
  639. 27:37you for the hundred bits. Thank you,
  640. 27:39guys!
  641. 27:41Sassy Berry is still at small.
  642. 27:44It was not me.
  643. 27:48Okay. I know how you died. So, you want
  644. 27:51me to find the killer, right?
  645. 27:54But this is truly complicated. I don't
  646. 27:57know what I can do to help.
  647. 27:59But I'll try my hardest. Who is it? Am I
  648. 28:02Deku? Um I'll worry about this tomorrow.
  649. 28:06Good night, everybody.
  650. 28:07I'm such an [ __ ]
  651. 28:09Uh they're understanding. Okay, I'm
  652. 28:11going to bed.
  653. 28:14Okay, uh surely they won't haunt me
  654. 28:16anymore, right? I told them I would help
  655. 28:18them out. You think you for the five
  656. 28:19bits. That was very nice of you. Thank
  657. 28:21you so much.
  658. 28:24I don't see man. I don't see woman.
  659. 28:27I don't see love in this damn house.
  660. 28:30Oh, I had to click it. Something hap-
  661. 28:33What?
  662. 28:35What could possibly be going on?
  663. 28:38Oh, did I Is it out here?
  664. 28:41What happened?
  665. 28:43Peekaboo?
  666. 28:45Did I just get abducted?
  667. 28:49Woah!
  668. 28:51This got kind of artsy-fartsy.
  669. 28:56Wait, I'm a ghost.
  670. 28:58I got abducted out of the mortal realm.
  671. 29:02She's eating an ice cream.
  672. 29:06Okay, she was cooking dinner.
  673. 29:09Why can't ice cream be a main meal?
  674. 29:11Okay, based. I'm looking for the dad.
  675. 29:15I know they said they continue by
  676. 29:17shutting your eyes. I was just making
  677. 29:18sure I wasn't missing nothing.
  678. 29:20Oh my god!
  679. 29:22Do you think the dad is in the closet?
  680. 29:24Because when the robber came, he ran
  681. 29:26away and he hid in there? Or the
  682. 29:28grandpa?
  683. 29:31[Music]
  684. 29:37YEAH.
  685. 29:42WHO ARE YOU?
  686. 29:44OH, THAT'S NOT MARKIPLIER.
  687. 29:46It's you. It's been years. Come in and
  688. 29:48have a seat.
  689. 29:49Dang, she's a lot more forgiving than
  690. 29:51me. If somebody was knocking on the door
  691. 29:52like that, I'd tell them to f off.
  692. 29:55Oh my god!
  693. 29:57He's saying nothing. He's here on a
  694. 29:59mission.
  695. 30:01What do you want? Just put the knife
  696. 30:03down. I can lend you the money if it's
  697. 30:04what you need.
  698. 30:07[Music]
  699. 30:09Oh my god.
  700. 30:10She died right there. MOM, OH!
  701. 30:15THAT WAS NOT CONVINCING AT ALL.
  702. 30:18AH!
  703. 30:18[Music]
  704. 30:20[Laughter]
  705. 30:23[Music]
  706. 30:27PLEASE DON'T HURT MY DAUGHTER. OH, OKAY.
  707. 30:29IT has like a lot of lore.
  708. 30:32Oh my god, then she died in the
  709. 30:33bathroom.
  710. 30:35No, no.
  711. 30:37Huh.
  712. 30:38[Music]
  713. 30:40Oh my god! Where's grandpa? Oh my god,
  714. 30:44he just came home. What are you doing
  715. 30:46here, you ungrateful son? Your brother's
  716. 30:49gone and now you're coming to your
  717. 30:50sister-in-law for money. How did you
  718. 30:53even find this place?
  719. 30:55Oh my god, what on earth did you do?
  720. 31:03Waka Flocka said, JUST LIKE SHAKIRA.
  721. 31:05WHOA!
  722. 31:07You you animal!
  723. 31:10Oh my god, he
  724. 31:14Devastating, man.
  725. 31:17He didn't even get scratched. He just
  726. 31:20solo killed everybody in this house.
  727. 31:24I believe you already know everything
  728. 31:26now. My eldest son passed away young. He
  729. 31:29died of illness. The little girl was bit
  730. 31:31withdrawn, didn't talk much, but she
  731. 31:33loved to draw. Oh my god, just like me.
  732. 31:35I was a deviant art kid. I'm not a
  733. 31:37well-educated man. All I could do was
  734. 31:38fix a few things around the house. Bring
  735. 31:41them some fruit and sit with her while
  736. 31:42she drew.
  737. 31:44I was just trying my best to care for my
  738. 31:46late son's family. But I also had a
  739. 31:48younger son. Compared to his brother, he
  740. 31:50felt like he came from a different
  741. 31:52world. Always causing trouble and
  742. 31:54stealing.
  743. 31:56He thought that his once his brother was
  744. 31:58gone, everything should be his. And for
  745. 32:00the bit of inheritance I left behind, he
  746. 32:03took action. That afternoon he broke
  747. 32:05into the room with a knife. He killed
  748. 32:08his sister-in-law then his niece. I had
  749. 32:10to come back and saw it off. He was
  750. 32:12standing in a pool of blood staring at
  751. 32:14me in a panic. I couldn't help him.
  752. 32:16Instead, I became his next victim. He
  753. 32:19must pay for them in his life. He must
  754. 32:21face justice and give those two the
  755. 32:23peace they deserve. All these years he's
  756. 32:26been hiding well, extremely cautious.
  757. 32:28Even though he left no evidence back
  758. 32:30then, he kept coming back to this place.
  759. 32:33I can feel that he's nearby wearing a
  760. 32:35blue hoodie.
  761. 32:36Oh, he's blue guy! As his father, I'll
  762. 32:39teach him one final lesson.
  763. 32:42So the younger son of the family
  764. 32:44actually killed his own brother's wife
  765. 32:45and daughter just to fight over his
  766. 32:46father's inheritance and then in the
  767. 32:48end, he even murdered his own dad. This
  768. 32:50is truly monstrous. There is not a shred
  769. 32:53of humanity left in him. But I remember
  770. 32:55he often drinks alone by the stairs. I
  771. 32:58can lure him over here. Yeah, I I think
  772. 33:00I can pull it off.
  773. 33:01Damn. I'm kind of a professional
  774. 33:04murderer. Okay, let's kill somebody.
  775. 33:09Wait.
  776. 33:11Markiplier!
  777. 33:13How could you?
  778. 33:15You're the one living in 205. What are
  779. 33:18you rushing around for so late at night?
  780. 33:21I need to go out and find a payphone to
  781. 33:23call the police.
  782. 33:24Call the police for what? What happened?
  783. 33:28I found some things inside that room. I
  784. 33:30have a feeling a murder took place
  785. 33:32there.
  786. 33:33Why? Oh my god! Ding dong moment!
  787. 33:39Why would I do that? What an idiot! What
  788. 33:43did you find? Ah, it doesn't concern
  789. 33:46you. Could you please make way? No.
  790. 33:49No!
  791. 33:50[Music]
  792. 33:53Oh!
  793. 33:56I think you had to run away there.
  794. 33:58I'm going to run this Yeah, look at
  795. 33:59that.
  796. 34:03Now watch this drive.
  797. 34:06Oh, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
  798. 34:07[Music]
  799. 34:10DO I HAVE TO LET HIM IN THE ROOM? YEAH,
  800. 34:12YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. Get your weapon out of
  801. 34:13the way. Oh, yeah, there we
  802. 34:18Okay, he's here. Oh, IT AUTO CLOSES.
  803. 34:23AIN'T NO way the door automatically
  804. 34:25closes.
  805. 34:27WHEN DID WE GET REDSTONE?
  806. 34:33I THINK SOMEONE'S TRYING TO sell me
  807. 34:35something.
  808. 34:36[Laughter]
  809. 34:38Well done. You completed your task. Head
  810. 34:40to the bedroom, shut the door and hide.
  811. 34:42We'll take it from here.
  812. 34:48Dang!
  813. 34:52Anybody got a Dixie cup and like some
  814. 34:54string?
  815. 35:03They lost and they have Godzilla?
  816. 35:06[Music]
  817. 35:10Oh, they won.
  818. 35:11Soon after the sound of the police
  819. 35:13sirens could be heard outside. The
  820. 35:15earlier commotion had alarmed the
  821. 35:17neighbors and someone called the police.
  822. 35:19He was taken away by the officers. Even
  823. 35:21then, he still looked dazed and out of
  824. 35:23it.
  825. 35:24He didn't speak until long after
  826. 35:25arriving at the police station then
  827. 35:27confessed all the crimes he committed 5
  828. 35:29years ago. In the end, he'll face the
  829. 35:31full force of the law. Maybe he finally
  830. 35:34took his father's last lesson to heart.
  831. 35:38But the ghosts in that room still
  832. 35:39haven't left. They told me they're
  833. 35:41afraid that once they move on, they'll
  834. 35:43no longer be a family.
  835. 35:44Okay, well can they start giving me some
  836. 35:46ghostly dollars?
  837. 35:49This [ __ ] ain't free.
  838. 35:50Start paying some utilities.
  839. 35:54But I believe that if their bond is
  840. 35:56strong enough, they'll find each other
  841. 35:58again in the next life.
  842. 36:00Still as a family.
  843. 36:02Oh, bye!
  844. 36:04[Music]
  845. 36:06Bye!
  846. 36:06[Music]
  847. 36:09Maybe they'll finally accepted my idea.
  848. 36:12A few days later, they said goodbye to
  849. 36:13me and decided to go where they were
  850. 36:15meant to be instead of lingering here.
  851. 36:19After that, the room didn't have any
  852. 36:21more supernatural occurrences. I also
  853. 36:23received my salary and left.
  854. 36:27This was my first supernatural event I
  855. 36:29experienced after starting work. It
  856. 36:31might not have been very scary or
  857. 36:32exciting, but it gave me some new
  858. 36:34thoughts and insights.
  859. 36:36Hey, I won!
  860. 36:38And that was on hard. Wait, what is
  861. 36:39this?
  862. 36:40I never thought my ability could be used
  863. 36:43to help others or rather ghosts. But now
  864. 36:45I'm starting to feel that maybe I really
  865. 36:46could use this gift to do something more
  866. 36:48meaningful. Oh my god, Long Island
  867. 36:51Medium? Please, anything but that.
  868. 36:56If I encountered more strange or scary
  869. 36:58events in the future, I might keep
  870. 36:59updating this thread. Of course, you
  871. 37:01could just go see a wild ghost story.
  872. 37:03Either way, thank you for reading this
  873. 37:05far. See you again at Fatal Falls. Thank
  874. 37:07you, developer.
  875. 37:10I'm here.
  876. 37:11There's a truly extraordinary story to
  877. 37:13tell.

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