I Want You to WANT to do the Dishes - The Break-Up | RomComs — Transcript

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1. 0:00[Music]
2. 0:04well i'm gonna go do the dishes
3. 0:05cool
4. 0:07it'll be nice if you help me
5. 0:11no problem uh we'll get them a little
6. 0:13bit later i'm just gonna hit the streets
7. 0:15here for a little bit gary come on i
8. 0:16don't want to do them later let's just
9. 0:17do them now take 15 minutes oh i am so
10. 0:19exhausted i just honestly want to relax
11. 0:21for a little bit if i could just
12. 0:23sit here
13. 0:24let my food digest and just try and
14. 0:26enjoy
15. 0:27the quiet for a little bit get something
16. 0:29get some get some that's what happens
17. 0:31and we will you know we can clean the
18. 0:33dishes tomorrow you know i don't like
19. 0:35waking up to a dirty kitchen who cares i
20. 0:37care all right i care i busted my ass
21. 0:40all day cleaning this house and then
22. 0:42cooking that meal and i work today it
23. 0:44would be nice if you said thank you and
24. 0:45helped me with the dishes
25. 0:49fine i'll help you do the damn dishes oh
26. 0:51come on you know what no that's see
27. 0:53that's not what i want you just said
28. 0:54that you want me to help you do the
29. 0:56dishes i want you to want to do the
30. 0:58dishes why would i want to do dishes
31. 1:01why
32. 1:01see that's my whole point
33. 1:04let me see if i'm following this okay
34. 1:06are you telling me that you're upset
35. 1:07because i don't have a strong desire to
36. 1:09clean dishes no i'm upset because you
37. 1:10don't have a strong desire to offer to
38. 1:12do the dishes i just did after i asked
39. 1:15you jesus brooke you're acting crazy
40. 1:17again don't you call me crazy i am not
41. 1:19crazy i call you crazy i didn't call you
42. 1:21quick no i didn't i said you're acting
43. 1:23crazy you know what gary i asked you to
44. 1:24do one thing today one very simple thing
45. 1:26to bring me 12 lemons and you brought me
46. 1:28three yeah if i knew that it was gonna
47. 1:31be this much trouble i would have
48. 1:32brought home 24 limits even a hundred
49. 1:34limb i know what i wish i wish everyone
50. 1:36that was at that goddamn table had their
51. 1:37own little private bag of limits it's
52. 1:39not about the lemon that's all you're
53. 1:40talking about just saying it's it'd be
54. 1:42nice if you did things that i asked it
55. 1:43would be even nicer if you did things
56. 1:45without me having to ask you
57. 1:49well i do seem to remember doing
58. 1:51something for you this morning without
59. 1:53you asking
60. 1:54gary come on
61. 1:56you know what no i'm serious i really am
62. 1:58come on you knew i was working today and
63. 2:00i made that meal and you could have
64. 2:03thought to yourself you know you could
65. 2:04have said you i i think i'm gonna get
66. 2:06brooke some flowers
67. 2:08you said on our very first date that you
68. 2:11don't like flowers that they're a waste
69. 2:12of money
70. 2:14every girl likes flowers gary will you
71. 2:16say that you don't like flowers i'm
72. 2:17supposed to take that to mean that you
73. 2:18do like flowers no this is not about
74. 2:19you're not you're not you're you're that
75. 2:21you're not getting it you're not getting
76. 2:22this gary okay it's not about the lemons
77. 2:24it's not about the flowers it's not
78. 2:25about the dishes it's just how many
79. 2:27times do i have to drop hints about the
80. 2:29ballet you know i can't
81. 2:31brooke come here we talked about the
82. 2:33damn valet i hate the goddamn ballet you
83. 2:36got a bunch of dudes and tights flopping
84. 2:37around for three hours it's like a
85. 2:38medieval techno show it's a nightmare if
86. 2:40i sit there in the sweat the whole thing
87. 2:42i do i wonder when the hell's the
88. 2:43goddamn nightmare going in go to a damn
89. 2:45ballet not about you loving the ballet
90. 2:46gary it's about the person that you love
91. 2:48loves the ballet and you want to spend
92. 2:50time with that person not when they're
93. 2:52at the ballet okay forget the ballet
94. 2:53forget the ballet
95. 2:54we don't go anywhere together
96. 2:58we just went to ann arbor together to
97. 3:00ann arbor to the michigan notre dame
98. 3:03game you said
99. 3:04you think screaming drunk kids and
100. 3:07leprechauns doing backflips that's fun
101. 3:09that's fun for me
102. 3:10come on man i did that for you what are
103. 3:12you how do you show up for me i'm up on
104. 3:14the bus every goddamn day on you i'm
105. 3:17busting my ass to be the best tour guide
106. 3:19in the damn city so i can make enough
107. 3:20money to support both of us and
108. 3:22hopefully you won't have to work one day
109. 3:24i want to work all i ask brooke is that
110. 3:26you show a little bit of appreciation
111. 3:28that i just get 20 minutes to relax when
112. 3:30i come home instead of being attacked
113. 3:32with questions and nagged the whole damn
114. 3:34time
115. 3:35you think that i nag you that's all you
116. 3:37do all you do is nag me the bathroom's a
117. 3:40mess your belt doesn't match hey girl
118. 3:41you should probably go work out nothing
119. 3:43i ever do is ever good enough i just
120. 3:46want to be left the hell alone
121. 3:56really is that what you want gary is
122. 3:58that what you want yeah that's what you
123. 4:00want yeah fine great do whatever the
124. 4:01hell you want you leave your socks all
125. 4:03over this house dress like a pig
126. 4:06play your stupid-ass video game i don't
127. 4:08care i'm done
128. 4:09what i am done i don't deserve this i
129. 4:12really do not deserve this i deserve
130. 4:14somebody who gives a
131. 4:16i'm not spending one more second of this
132. 4:17life with some inconsiderate prick
133. 4:21you're a prick
134. 4:44you