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0:00Hello, hello, hello, welcome, guys.
0:03Welcome. Happy uh Is it Thursday today?
0:06Yeah. Happy Thursday, everybody. Yo,
0:08what's good, Lily? What's good, um uh
0:10Kermit the Frog? What's good, FA Hider?
0:12What's good, M Chunky? What's good, uh
0:14Random Sigma Boy Eat, what's good, uh
0:17Peanut Bone, Cooler with the tier one
0:19for 5 months. Thank you so much, Cooler.
0:21I appreciate that so much. What's good,
0:22Sora? What's good, Barry? Berry Bluff.
0:24What's good, um um Nintendo? What's
0:26good, Kit Kat? What's good, Skyla?
0:28What's good, Nintendo? What's good? Leo
0:29with the shorty. What's good Modell?
0:31What's good uh Sapphire? What's good
0:33Haru Haru? What's good Bumpin? WHAT'S
0:34GOOD CARDO? YO, welcome everybody.
0:37Welcome, welcome. How is everybody's day
0:40going? On a scale of 1 to 10, y'all tell
0:43me, tell me, tell me. What's good? Four
0:45posts. I'll go first. My day out of 10
0:49has been a zero. Guys, today was the
0:52most boring school day ever. Like, I got
0:55home and I just wanted to sleep. But
0:57obviously I can't sleep cuz I have to
0:59stream. But like, bro, I fell asleep in
1:01all of my [ __ ] classes today. And all
1:04of them, bro. And tell me why all of MY
1:07TEACHERS ARE ASS. WHY ARE THEY ALL ASS,
1:09BRO? THEY'RE THEY'RE all so strict.
1:11Like, guys, it's it's see it's senior
1:13year, not [ __ ] freshman year. Like,
1:16they are so annoying. They're like,
1:17"Okay, put your PHONES UP IN THE PHONE
1:19CADDY." LITERALLY, RIGHT AS I ENTER the
1:21class, they're like, "Put your phone in
1:22the phone caddy, otherwise I'm going to
1:24take you to THE PRINCIPAL." LIKE, WHAT?
1:26[screaming] LIKE LIKE WHAT? LIKE IT'S MY
1:28SENIOR YEAR. It's not my freshman year,
1:30bro. Like oh my god. But uh yeah. How
1:33about y'all? How about how how is
1:34y'all's uh school today? Are have you
1:37guys started school yet? Wait, have
1:38y'all started? Cuz I've started, but
1:40have y'all started? Also, what's good
1:42YouTube chat? YouTube chat, say hello to
1:44Twitch chat. Twitch, say Twitch chat,
1:46say hello to YouTube chat. YouTube, I'm
1:48going to be mainly reading Twitch today.
1:50So yeah, so if you have Twitch, come
1:51watch me on Twitch. twitch.tv/novie.
1:54School was miserable. MINE STARTS IN
1:56SEPTEMBER. [ __ ] [screaming] YOU. [ __ ]
1:59YOU. [laughter] NO. NO. BAN EVERYBODY
2:01WHO'S SAYING THAT THEIR SCHOOL STARTS IN
2:02SEPTEMBER. BAN EVERYBODY who's saying
2:04their school starts in September. Cuz
2:06no, I don't [ __ ] with that. NO, I DO NOT
2:08[ __ ] WITH THAT. GEORGE WITH THE 10
2:10mother freaking gifted. Why are we
2:14yelling? Cuz George JUST GIFTED. THANK
2:16YOU SO MUCH, GEORGE. You know what? My
2:18pinkies are up for George. I I I I bet
2:20it goes like this. Pinky George. Thank
2:22you so much, George, for the 10 gifted.
2:25He's back. Thank you so much, Jam.
2:27Appreciate that so much. Thank you for
2:28the 10. Thank you so much. I'm starting
2:31school August 26th. Oh, SO YOU START
2:33NEXT WEEK. [laughter] GOOD LUCK. GOOD
2:36LUCK. IT'S GOING TO BE THE MOST hellish
2:38hellish hellish year of your life, bro.
2:39I'm just kidding. I hope you have a good
2:41school year. I hope you have a good
2:42school year. I'm starting school August
2:4426th. MINE IS OCTOBER 5TH. NO, NO, NO.
2:47CUZ WHO JUST SAID THEIR SCHOOL starts on
2:49October 5th?
2:50Cuz who just said their school starts on
2:52October 5th? That is the most BS thing
2:56I've ever heard. You're [ __ ] lying.
2:57You're lying. Your school does not start
2:59in October. No way. I start I start
3:02college. Oh my god. Y'all are [ __ ]
3:04unks, bro. You start college? I started
3:07last week, bro. I started 2 days ago and
3:10it's [ __ ] It's [ __ ] hell, guys. I
3:12don't know how I'm going to survive like
3:14streaming and school every day cuz
3:16literally like it's so bad. Like I am
3:18running on like 2 hours of sleep right
3:19now. I'm dead. I was running on 2 hours
3:21of sleep. Did you MEET ANY HUS? NO.
3:24EVERYBODY IN MY CLASSES, THEY'RE ALL
3:26CHUDS. They're all chuds, bro. They are
3:29all chuds. THERE IS NOT A SINGULAR HU. I
3:31have not seen one singular HU in my
3:34[ __ ] class, bro. All of them are
3:36chuds. That was so rude. Okay. No, I
3:39don't mean that in a rude way, okay?
3:40LIKE, THEY'RE JUST NOT MY TYPE. YOU KNOW
3:42WHAT I MEAN? LIKE, at this point, I'm
3:44just I'm just going to date myself.
3:45Like,
3:48you feel me? Like, maybe I should just
3:49date myself. Maybe that's like the
3:50method. You feel me? That's crazy. Stop
3:53[ __ ] reflecting chopped ass, bro. I'm
3:55not chopped, guys. Wait, somebody edit
3:58me real quick. One second.
4:09Anyways, welcome everybody to the
4:11stream. I hope you guys are doing good
4:12today. Today we have a fun IRL planned.
4:16Why are you guys saying disgusting?
4:18Y'all mean beautiful, right? Like it
4:20must be auto correct or something. Y'all
4:22meant to type beautiful.
4:24Y'all meant to type beautiful. You're
4:25gorgeous. Mod that person. Mod whoever
4:28just said I'm gorgeous right now. And
4:29I'm not joking. I'm telling a trusted
4:32adult. Okay. WOW. ANYWAYS, Y'ALL WELCOME
4:36everybody to the stream. Today we have
4:38an IRL. Aren't I on the grind? I'm doing
4:40an IRL while I had school today. Call me
4:42[ __ ] like Kaisen or some [ __ ] BUT UH
4:45YO, FAITH WITH THE RESUB for three
4:48months for tier one. Thank you so much,
4:49Faith. I appreciate that so much. Thank
4:51you, Faith. Everybody say, "W Faith, my
4:53birthday is on the 22nd." Happy early
4:56birthday, Faith. Happy birthday to you.
5:00Happy birthday to you. Wait, Faith, have
5:03you received the Jason Carboard cutout
5:05yet? Cuz um guys, I shipped the Jason
5:08Carboard cutout to Faith a while ago,
5:09and I don't know if it's arrived or not,
5:11but uh happy birthday, Faith. Okay,
5:14anyways, welcome everybody to the
5:16stream. Today we are going IRL today.
5:19Yes, we are going IRL. And today we are
5:22going to be trying the Chili's triple
5:25dipper, y'all. I've never eaten at
5:27Chili's in my entire [ __ ] life. LIKE,
5:30I'VE NEVER CAN WE STOP SPAMMING THIS PIG
5:32PHOBIC EMO? WHAT IS THAT? YO, WHO ADDED
5:34THAT TO 17? Can we delete that? What is
5:37that? Anyways, yeah, welcome everybody
5:39to the stream. We're trying the Chili's
5:41Triple Dipper, guys. I'm excited. I've
5:43never been to Chili's in my entire life.
5:46Have you guys been to Chili's before?
5:48Because I keep seeing it. I keep seeing
5:49it like all over my TikTok for you page.
5:52And like it looks so [ __ ] good. Like
5:53I see all those people like, you know,
5:55trying like the Chili's like [laughter]
5:57100 yen cheese poll and then like no
6:01cheese comes out. Y'all know what I'm
6:02referencing, right? Y'all know what I'm
6:03saying. What's good? I'm Dave Josh. Nice
6:05to see you here. What's good, Zakay? Can
6:08you door dash me some, bro? I should do
6:10a stream where I just like Dude, I
6:11should do a stream where I door dash
6:13like IRL door dash. Can a 17-year-old
6:15Door Dash? Do you guys know? Oh my god,
6:18guys. Bro, I've been so upset lately.
6:20Like, guys, I literally like, this is
6:21going to sound crazy, but I dead ass
6:23wish I was like 18. Bro, I wish I was
6:2718, bro. Because there's like so many um
6:30bigger streamers that keep hitting me up
6:32for collabs and then the moment I tell
6:34them my age, they like block me. And so,
6:36like, bro, it's been so sad cuz I had
6:38like literally like this past week, I've
6:40had like five streamers I really look up
6:42to hit me up. I'm not going to say who
6:44they are, but there's like five, you
6:46know, bigger streamers that hit me up
6:48cuz they're like, "Yo, like, you know,
6:50we could do something IRL or something."
6:52And then like I I'm like, "Oh, yeah,
6:54sure. I'd be so dumb, but like I'm 17."
6:56And then they're like, "Oh,
6:59[gasps] don't tell them your age. [ __ ]
7:01you mean don't tell them my age, bro?
7:03I'm going to get [ __ ] cancelled. What
7:04you mean?" But like, I've been so I've
7:07been so sad. Queso, bro, I wish I could
7:09collab with Queso. The [ __ ] Wait, do
7:11you guys think it's harder to collab
7:12with Queso or Aisha Speed? Say you're
7:1521. Okay, first of all, I'm not going to
7:18lie, bro. Like, also, like, you guys
7:20know I'm 17. Y'all are just going to go
7:22tell them like, "Bro, that girl's 17."
7:24SECOND OF ALL, DO I even look 21? Let me
7:26do like Let me stand up straight. Do I
7:29look 21?
7:31I'm just going to DO A 360. LIKE, I
7:34DON'T LOOK 21, do I? Queso barely
7:36collabs. Yeah, I honestly think it's
7:37harder to get a collab with Queso than
7:39like [ __ ] I show speed. You look 87.
7:42You look 30. You look 40. Okay. I do not
7:45look [ __ ] 40. You look 12. Thank you.
7:48Thank you, Brookie Cookie. You look like
7:50you are 18. You look 18, bro. I wish I
7:53was 18. Like, why couldn't my mom just
7:55have me like a year earlier? Like, why
7:57couldn't my mom just have me a like one
8:00like at least like one year earlier or
8:02something? But um yeah, welcome
8:04everybody to the stream. Did you get
8:06shoved in a locker? Bro, I always get
8:08shoved in lockers, guys. I just always
8:10get shoved in lockers. Like, it's not
8:11even funny at this point, bro. Has
8:13anybody Okay, wait. Let's be real,
8:14though. Has anybody actually gotten
8:16shoved in a locker? Like, has anybody
8:20like actually gotten shoved in a locker?
8:22Like, I I'm being for real. Has anybody
8:24gotten shoved in a locker? You look 15.
8:28Okay. 15. Wo. No. No. Yes. For the
8:32person that said yes. Like, what's the
8:34experience like? Like first of all, like
8:36what did you do to like get shoved in
8:38the locker? And second of all, like what
8:41what did you like like what? No, I DO
8:43THE SHOVING. THAT'S CRAZY.
8:46You're a bully gang. You wouldn't even
8:49fit in a locker. Okay, bro. Oh my god. I
8:52lock my girlfriend in a pantry.
8:55The [ __ ] bro? This see THIS IS EXACTLY
8:58WHY I'M SINGLE, BRO. This is exactly why
9:00I'm single. I can't trust no man these
9:02[ __ ] days, bro. What if he locks me
9:03in a [ __ ] pantry? Can't trust no man
9:05these days. None. Sorry. Sorry to the
9:08men in the chat, but I can't can't trust
9:10none. Cuz [ __ ] you mean you put your
9:11girlfriend in a [ __ ] ass
9:13locker, bro. What the [ __ ] My cousin is
9:15queso.
9:18Don't worry, Nova. You don't fit in the
9:20pantry. Bro, my pantry is so empty. I'm
9:22not even kidding. My pantry is empty as
9:25[ __ ] Yo, I have ads. Okay, here they go
9:28again. Bro, what's good, Johnny Foot
9:30Fetish 78? Okay. Anyways, um yeah, I
9:33think in a few minutes my dad's driving
9:35me to New Jeans LAR. Okay. In a few
9:38minutes, my dad is driving me to
9:40Chili's. Hooray. I'm excited. I'm
9:42excited, bro. I was in school and like,
9:45okay, do you guys have Chromebooks? Cuz
9:47my school uses Chromebooks still. Like,
9:49guys, we're in the big 2026 and y'all
9:51are still giving us [ __ ] ass
9:52Chromebooks. Like, we're in the big 2026
9:55and they're still making us use
9:56Chromebooks. But yeah, um on my
9:58Chromebook today, like when the teacher
9:59was talking and [ __ ] I was watching um
10:01IV try American foods. It was like a
10:03YouTube video and they were trying the
10:05Chili's cheese dipper and I was like,
10:08"Wait, I should try that, too." Like, I
10:11was so hungry. I've been craving it
10:13since 8 hours ago. Since school started,
10:16I've been craving a [ __ ] Chili's
10:18Cheese Dipper. What the hell, bro?
10:19You're talking so fast. Am I actually am
10:22I talking fast, guys? Am I talking fast?
10:25I feel bad for your teachers, bro. Oh my
10:28god. Okay, literally I walked into one
10:31of my teachers classes and I had her
10:33last year at the same teacher and I was
10:35like, "Oh my god, hi. I have you again."
10:37AND SHE'S LIKE, "OH, I HAVE YOU AGAIN.
10:40YAY."
10:42I know damn well she's not happy. I know
10:44damn well she's not happy. I know I know
10:47damn well she's not happy cuz last year
10:49I skipped her class like every single
10:51[ __ ] year, bro. Like every single
10:53[ __ ] year I I mean not year like
10:55every single class I literally would
10:57just skip her class. Let's get a in just
10:59in case. Our pretty girl is here. You
11:02think I'm pretty? Really? Really? Of
11:06course you're thinking about food the
11:07whole day, bro. Also, I'm hungry as
11:09[ __ ] bro. Like I could eat a horse
11:11right now, bro. Cuz literally I ate like
11:13school pizza for lunch. Like I mean like
11:16I didn't pack my lunch today, so I ate
11:18school pizza and it was raw. It was like
11:21insanely raw. LIKE IT HAD LIKE like the
11:24dough was raw. Like all of it was raw.
11:26So I just ended up not eating anything
11:28for lunch. So now I'm just [ __ ] like
11:30starving right now. I'm just [ __ ]
11:32starving cuz like I didn't want to eat
11:33raw pizza. So I'm about to eat this
11:36[ __ ] chili triple dipper up. Bro,
11:38what's good, Hannah? School food is
11:40always raw. Okay. There's like only one
11:43good school food in our cafeteria and
11:45it's like it's like it's like nachos,
11:48but like the cheese is like made out of
11:49plastic. So, like [laughter]
11:51school is prison, bro. School is prison.
11:54LIKE, ACTUALLY, WE DON'T EVEN do
11:55anything, bro. LIKE, TODAY, TODAY I KEPT
11:58falling asleep in class cuz we weren't
11:59doing anything. And my teacher kept
12:01calling me out. He was like He was like,
12:04"Nova, when
12:07Nova Povy, why are you asleep in class?"
12:10And I was like, "Oh, teacher, I'm I'm so
12:13sorry." And he was like, "You cannot be
12:15dozing off IN AQUATIC SCIENCE." BRO, THE
12:19CLASS [laughter] IS AQUATIC SCIENCE. WE
12:21AREN'T EVEN DOING ANYTHING. WE WE AREN'T
12:23even doing anything. Like, what the
12:25[ __ ] bro? Like, and he kept calling me
12:27out. And mind you, there was like two
12:29other people ASLEEP AND HE DIDN'T CALL
12:31THEM OUT. WHAT DID I EVER DO TO HIM?
12:33WHAT? HI, NOVA. Sorry I'm late. It's not
12:35okay. You're getting banned. I'm going
12:37into sophomore year. Oh, good luck.
12:39Sophomore year is hell. I think
12:40sophomore year, out of all my high
12:42school years, I think sophomore year was
12:43my worst one. That was like genuinely
12:45like my least favorite one. Um, how did
12:48you leak your net last name, bro? My
12:50last name is Povy, guys. My last name is
12:52Povy. Nova Povy. Hi, Emma. What's good,
12:55YouTube chat? Okay, anyways y'all, I
12:58think it's about time to go to the
12:59Chili's Cheese Dipper, triple dipper,
13:01whatever it's called. Is it called a
13:02triple dipper or mozzarella stick? I'm
13:05also going into my sophomore year. Damn,
13:07y'all are [ __ ] babies, bro. Oh my
13:09god. So, I don't know if you guys know,
13:10but I transferred to like a new school
13:12like midway last year. And um literally
13:16I don't know my way around the school
13:17still. And so today I literally asked a
13:19freshman for help. Bro, I was like I was
13:22like, "Oh, do you know where uh the
13:24cafeteria is?" And she was like, "Oh,
13:26yeah. You go straight and then you go
13:28right." And I was like, "Oh, okay. What
13:30grade are you in?" And she's like, "Oh,
13:31I'm a freshman this year."
13:34Mind you, I'm a senior. I'm a senior,
13:37bro. I'm a senior, bro. Also, why do I
13:39feel like like [ __ ] like P Diddy
13:41whenever I talk to freshmen now? Like
13:42it's like it's like I feel like I'm
13:44giving like super senior and I feel like
13:45that's a bad thing cuz like what the
13:47hell? I'm in eighth, I'm in seventh.
13:50Holy [ __ ] youngans, y'all. Damn.
13:53Y'all are like me and all of sixth and
13:54seventh grade. All I used to do was
13:56watch Twitch streamers. Y'all are just
13:57like me. I went to school IRL for 2
14:01years. Oh, are you doing online school
14:03now? I'm a freshman. Dang.
14:06Super senior Nova. Wait, a lot of you
14:08guys are younger than me. Wow. I'm going
14:11into fifth grade. Okay, you are not
14:13going into fifth grade. [ __ ] you mean
14:15you're going into fifth grade? Nova,
14:17you're a super senior, bro. Where my hug
14:20at? Where my hug at? All right. Anyways,
14:22I should probably go ask my dad if he's
14:24ready to go. Uh, again, for the people
14:26on YouTube, y'all got to come to Twitch.
14:28Twitch.tv/novy cuz I can't read YouTube
14:31chat anymore. So, uh, yeah. Nova, are
14:33you? Dude, low key is 17 like old
14:37because I've been feeling old. Like I
14:39feel old. Like 17 is when you're closer
14:42to an adult. So technically I'm already
14:44an adult because if you think about it,
14:46like that's just how the math works. So
14:47like I'm I'm basically 18. And so like I
14:50feel like insanely old. SFU, bro. I
14:54actually feel old. I'm going into middle
14:56school.
14:58Does your back hurt too? Yeah, my back
15:00[ __ ] hurts, bro. Not going to lie, my
15:01posture have been cooked lately.
15:03Especially now cuz like my my backpack
15:05is so freaking heavy. My posture has
15:07been so cooked. You should be in a
15:09retirement home. Past 16 is past 16 IS
15:14DAMN. So like [ __ ] people who are
15:16like people who are like 20 years old
15:17are like fossils or like what? Why are
15:20y'all still so young? Yeah, a lot of
15:21people in here are really young. You
15:23still can't do anything when you turn
15:2518? Really? Wait, what can you do when
15:28you turn 18? Bro, the first thing, BRO,
15:30I'M GOING TO be streaming like when I
15:32turn 18. Obviously, the first thing I'm
15:34doing when I turn 18 is a Hinge stream.
15:37Hinge, eal, Grinder, Bumble, all those
15:40[ __ ] dating apps, bro. All of them.
15:42That's the the moment I turn 18, I'm
15:44going on all of those apps. Genuinely,
15:47literally, I'm super senior with you,
15:49Nova. We're twins. We're twins,
15:51[laughter]
15:52bro. I really want to go on Hinge. LIKE,
15:54WHY DOES HINGE have to be like 18 plus?
15:56Also, there's like this um there's like
15:58this website called like Farmers Only.
16:01I'm going to I'm going to be going on
16:02[ __ ] Farmers Only, too, bro. Like,
16:04apparently you can date a bunch of like
16:05middle-aged farmers. I'm just kidding,
16:08bro. I'm just kidding. Only fans, bro.
16:10I'm not doing an Only Fans, guys. I will
16:12never do an Only Fans, guys. Like, dang.
16:15Like, I will never do that [ __ ] bro.
16:17Farmers only, bro. Oh, there's this like
16:20Oh, there's also this one dating app
16:22that it's just like a bunch of like
16:23billionaires are on the dating app or
16:25it's like multi- like hella rich people
16:27on the app, bro. I'm going to [ __ ] go
16:29on that [ __ ] app and we're going to,
16:31you know, but I I'm I really want to do
16:33an EHL stream. Can I Can I go on E-Hel
16:36if I'm 17? No. Right. What's good math?
16:40How does she know about this? Bro, I
16:41watched like a Ben of the week video
16:43where he went on farmers only. And I was
16:45like, I want to do that for a stream and
16:47then I realized you have to be like
16:48[ __ ] 18 plus. You a small creator for
16:51real. For real. Thank you. Thank you. Is
16:53that a good thing? I don't think that's
16:54a good thing. Go gamble at the place in
16:57Livingston. What the hell is Livingston?
17:00What the hell is Livingston? What is a
17:02Livingston? That's like saying I live in
17:04[ __ ] Nebraska. Who lives in
17:06Livingston? What the hell? I had a fight
17:09with my sister and best friend because
17:10they kissed my boyfriend. What did I
17:13just read? What? What did I just read?
17:15Mods. What did I just read? What did I
17:17just read? Me and the sophomore kept
17:20making eye contact while waiting for the
17:21bus. But I'm a freshman. Wait, is the is
17:23the sophomore dating a freshman bad?
17:26Bro, cuz at my old school like every
17:27whenever somebody would like whenever a
17:29sophomore would date a freshman, people
17:30would be like, "Yeah, the person is
17:32[ __ ] like P. Diddy." And I'd be like,
17:34"What? Like is that bad?"
17:37So, when do you stream on YouTube? I've
17:38been multi- streaming on YouTube and
17:40Twitch for for a while now. So, um,
17:42what's your favorite K-pop group, guys?
17:44Surprisingly, my favorite K-pop group
17:46currently is IT. I've been listening to
17:48like hella I like all I've been watching
17:50on my Chromebook, too, is just like I
17:53senior dating a freshman.
17:58CAN WE BAN THAT PERSON?
18:00CAN WE BAN that person? What you mean
18:02you're a senior dating a freshman? Nah.
18:06No, no, no.
18:09Who's your bias? I'm your bias. Who's
18:11your bias? I'm your bias. Who's your
18:13bias? I'M YOUR BIAS. WOO. Who's your
18:15bias? I'm your bias. Who's your I'm your
18:17bias. Who's your bias? I'm your bias.
18:20It's me.
18:23It's me.
18:26Me.
18:28Me. Me.
18:32It's me.
18:34Hey, just say I'm your fave. Okay,
18:36anyways, let's go. Let's go. We should
18:39probably just leave. Bro, is it is it
18:41weird? It's so weird that like literally
18:43like when I heard that that song like
18:45when that when that song first released,
18:47that was like the most god awful song
18:49I've ever heard. Like, it's Me was
18:51genuinely one of the worst songs I've
18:53ever heard. And it's actually grown on
18:55me so much. Like, I listen to it all the
18:57time now. Can you guys agree? I feel
18:59like when that song first released it
19:01was like it was so bad. What's good,
19:03Wrestlies? And what's good, Mochi? Um,
19:05name all the island members. Okay, I got
19:07this. Okay, y'all can't clip me anymore
19:09because I'm gonna get this. Y'all can't
19:11clip my [ __ ] LAR clips anymore cuz I
19:13can [ __ ] do this. Mu,
19:18Wanhee,
19:21Yuna,
19:23there's there's three more, right?
19:25Mocha,
19:27Roa.
19:29WAIT. YEAH, THAT'S IT, RIGHT?
19:32[screaming] SEE, I'M NOT A LAR. I'm not
19:35a LAR. See, I'm [ __ ] smart, y'all. I
19:38am [ __ ] smart. I told you guys. Your
19:40makeup is so good. Thanks. Is it giving
19:43like who's your bias? I'm your bias.
19:45[laughter]
19:46Am I giving like who's your bias? I'm
19:47your bias. She did it, bro. I told
19:49y'all, gang. I told you I'm not a LAR.
19:52I'm not a LAR. I'm not a LAR. Okay, let
19:54me go ask my dad if he's ready to go.
19:56Let's Let me Let me go ask my dad.
19:57Finally, war is over. Finally, those
20:00like people, those like K-pop YouTube
20:01shorts people can't clip me anymore.
20:03They can't clip me. Dad,
20:06are you ready to go to Chili's?
20:08>> You gonna go now?
20:10>> Are Are you going to take me?
20:14>> No, I'm going to leave you here and go
20:15by myself.
20:17>> What do you mean you're going to go by
20:18yourself? You have to take me.
20:21>> Okay. You want to go now?
20:22>> Yeah. Yeah.
20:23>> Okay, good.
20:25>> You were going to leave without me?
20:28I don't know what you want. The Uber
20:30driver, you didn't even He didn't even
20:33do the Uber.
20:34>> Do what Uber?
20:36>> Like, daddy Uber. You just suddenly see
20:39want to go. So, the Uber driver have to
20:41get ready now.
20:42>> So, you're So, so you're saying you're
20:44the Uber driver?
20:45>> Of course I am. What do you think? Hey,
20:47why is one socks white and why one socks
20:50gray? What is that?
20:51>> Why not?
20:53>> Okay,
20:53>> I'm mixing and matching. You don't even
20:55have socks on.
20:57Yeah, that's right.
20:58>> You don't even have socks on. You have
20:59freaking your your toes are out, Dad.
21:01Your toes are out.
21:04Your toes are freaking out.
21:05>> What? I just got back from PT. I got to
21:07change my clothes.
21:08>> Oh, okay. Well, let me know when you're
21:10ready.
21:11Nasty as [ __ ] So, y'all never mix and
21:13match socks? Y'all never mix and match
21:16socks? I always mix and match socks. Why
21:19are you showing his toes, bro? Okay, he
21:22lowkey seems like he's in a bad mood, so
21:23I'm like I'm like kind of scared. Oh,
21:26I'm scared. I'm scared. Y'all know when
21:28like your your your dad is like super
21:30like angry at you and so like like now
21:32you're just like scared for the rest of
21:33the day. Like I'm scared. I'm scared.
21:36I'm scared. Who doesn't do that? Yeah,
21:38exactly. Everybody wears [ __ ] open or
21:41I mean mix match socks. You feel me?
21:43Your dad is fine. Okay, here they go
21:46again. Here they go again. Here they go
21:48again. Here they go again. Imagine being
21:51scared. What do you mean imagine being
21:53scared? We all have like arguments with
21:55our parents sometimes, right? Always.
21:58What grade are you in? I'm in senior
21:59year. Thank you. Um, Nova, I'm in the
22:02fifth grade and this guy has a crush on
22:03me and I'm in the fifth grade and he has
22:04short blue eyes. Thank you. Thank you
22:07for letting me know. Thank you. Thank
22:09you. Whoever just said, "I just came
22:10from YouTube." Shout out to you. Shout
22:12out to you. Is your mom there? No, my
22:14mom's not here with me right now. Or no,
22:16that sounds wrong. She's not here with
22:17me today. Not today. Today. Today.
22:19Today.
22:21Ready?
22:23Are you going to drive?
22:25>> Am I going to drive?
22:27>> YEAH.
22:28>> WAIT, THAT'S a genius idea. Wait, guys.
22:30Should I drive?
22:31>> You said you want to practice driving,
22:32>> but on live.
22:34>> Huh?
22:34>> On live?
22:35>> Yeah, just do it.
22:36>> Wait, can I Is that guys, is that to
22:38somebody under 18 drives, but I have my
22:40permit and I'm just practicing.
22:43That's not to right.
22:45>> Say what?
22:46>> They're saying I'm going to crash the
22:48car.
22:49>> Hey, NO CRASHING THE CAR. WAIT, WAIT.
22:52Could somebody search it up? Cuz like
22:53I've been practicing driving. Could
22:55somebody search up if um if I practice
22:59driving on live stream?
23:01>> BOY, I COULD GET banned on Twitch for
23:03like a week.
23:04>> Why would they ban you? You're perfectly
23:05cool cuz I'm right beside you.
23:08>> But but but but you don't understand cuz
23:10it's on live stream.
23:12Okay, everyone. I turn now. Good luck.
23:15Extra Emily car driving, guys. I'm a
23:17good driver. Wait, I'm a good driver.
23:19Wait, could somebody could somebody
23:21search up if that's to? Can somebody
23:23actually search up if that's to? Please.
23:26You're going to be the next extra Emily.
23:28Wait, I'm going to search up if that's
23:29to real quick. Do it for the stream.
23:32Yeah, I I'll do it. But if it's like
23:34bananable, then like I'm not going to do
23:35that.
23:36>> Why would THEY BAN YOU,
23:38>> BRO? BECAUSE PEOPLE get banned all the
23:39time for driving on stream. If it's like
23:41reckless driving or whatever. So, this
23:42is like it's not to. Wait, mods. Can my
23:45mods lock in and tell me if that's to or
23:47not?
23:48I searched it. It's not to. I feel like
23:50y'all are playing with me. Is it toos on
23:54Twitch? If a person if a if a person who
23:59doesn't have a license practice driving
24:04with an experienced driver on stream.
24:08It's not to because your dad is in the
24:10car. Wait, let me It says yes,
24:13[screaming] bro. Y'all are trying to get
24:14me banned. It says yes. It can easily
24:16violate Twitch Twitch terms of service.
24:21Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. With a
24:24permit. Wait, wait.
24:28Oh, it says no. It says no. Okay. Okay.
24:31Should I Should I do it? Bro, I feel
24:33like I'm going to be like unfocused,
24:35though. Wait, Dad, will you hold the
24:36camera?
24:38>> Oh, yeah, sure.
24:39>> Okay. Wait. Wait. Just don't look at
24:41chat. Okay. I I won't be able to look at
24:42chat the whole time I'm driving.
24:44>> Look at chat. Yeah. Okay. Wait. Mods,
24:46make a poll. Should I do it? Yes or no?
24:48[laughter]
24:49I'm scared, bro. Guys, I'm a good
24:51driver. I swear. I swear I'm a good
24:53driver. Dad, you can confirm that,
24:55right? I I'm a good driver.
24:58>> No comment.
25:03>> You're learning. Okay, let's go.
25:04>> Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Um, okay. Well,
25:09uh, guys, uh, well, mods, run a pool.
25:12Run a pool. Run a pool. Run a poll,
25:14dude. Cuz I'm lowkey scared, bro. Like
25:16on stream. Like that's scary. That's
25:19scary. That's scary. Okay. Should I
25:22drive? Vote on the poll. If you're on
25:24YouTube, come to Twitch. Vote on the
25:26poll. Vote. Okay. Y'all are saying yes.
25:28Okay. It's by It's by a long run. All
25:30right. Well, okay. I'll see you guys
25:33back in the car. Okay. I'm going to play
25:35clips real quick so I don't dogs my
25:36Addie. Okay. I'll see you all in the
25:38car. Okay. I'm I'm going to be driving,
25:40bro. I'm scared. I'm scared. Okay, I'm
25:43going to roll clip. Make it right here.
25:44>> Make a right right here.
25:45>> Okay.
25:51Yo, chat, I'm back. Can y'all hear me?
25:54Can y'all see me?
25:57GG. Bro, what do you guys mean? GG. Dad,
26:00turn off the music, please. I need to be
26:01focused.
26:02>> Stop.
26:02>> I'm stopped. I'm stopped. I'm stopped.
26:03I'm stopped.
26:04>> Okay. Wait. Wait.
26:05>> Okay. Okay. Can you turn off the music?
26:08>> Turn off the music?
26:09>> Yeah. Entirely.
26:10>> Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm locked in. I'm
26:13locked in. I'm locked in. Okay. I don't
26:15know the way. You're going to have to
26:16tell me the way.
26:17>> Ah, yeah. Just keep going straight.
26:19>> Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm scared. This is
26:23scary.
26:25Okay.
26:26I'm locked in though. I'm locked in. I
26:30don't think I've ever drove on stream.
26:31No. Yeah, of course I've never drove on
26:33stream. What am I talking about? Do I
26:34keep going straight?
26:35>> Uh-huh.
26:36>> Okay.
26:37Oh, okay. Be safe. Don't worry, y'all.
26:40I'm safe. I'm safe, bro. I'm going to
26:42pass my driver's test like easily. Like,
26:44I'm telling y'all. Like, my sister.
26:46>> Is it a good angle?
26:47>> Yeah, that's a that's a good angle. Yes,
26:49that's a good angle. What are they
26:51saying?
26:52>> I have no idea.
26:53>> Well, maybe read the chat. It's right
26:54there.
26:54>> I can't. I got to watch you drive.
26:56>> Oh, you're right. You're right. You're
26:58right. You're right. Okay, I'm locked
27:01in. I'm not reading chat. I'm not going
27:02to pull an extra Emily, y'all. Okay. I'm
27:04not going to pull an extra Emily.
27:05>> What's an extra Emily?
27:07Basically, she's like when she's when
27:09she's lives, sometimes she like almost
27:10gets into car accidents.
27:12>> Oh.
27:12>> Cuz like uh but like a lot of Twitch
27:14streamers do that cuz they like read
27:16chat and they don't pay attention to the
27:17bro.
27:17>> Has she got into an accident?
27:18>> No.
27:18>> Like has she has she before? I I think
27:21she has once. But
27:23>> why is she called extra Emily?
27:25>> Cuz she's extra.
27:27>> Um she doesn't look fat to me.
27:30>> Well, yeah. She's not fat. What do you
27:32mean?
27:33>> Well, then what the extra part? Where's
27:35the extra part? cuz she's like like her
27:36personality is extra, not her body. What
27:39are you saying, Dad?
27:41>> What What is he saying?
27:42>> I mean, okay.
27:44>> I don't know.
27:45>> Okay.
27:46>> Just don't know why she's extra.
27:48>> Cuz like she's like she's like very
27:49>> Wait, slow down. Slow down.
27:52>> Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Okay.
27:54Do I make a right over there?
27:56>> Oh boy.
27:57>> What do you mean? Oh boy.
27:59>> Well, lots of cars.
28:00>> Okay. Out there.
28:02>> Oh god, I'm scared. Oh, why is there a
28:04person on a scooter? Why is there Don't
28:06flip the camera yet. Don't flip the
28:07camera yet.
28:08>> All right, just keep going.
28:09>> Okay,
28:10>> keep going. A little bit more.
28:12>> Okay, I'm going.
28:13>> Yeah. Okay. All right.
28:14>> I make it right here.
28:15>> Yeah. Wait, wait, wait.
28:16>> Yeah. Yeah. There's a car.
28:17>> Oh, that's a nice looking Volkswagen.
28:19Look at that electric.
28:20>> Oh, he's go he's going left.
28:21>> Cool color, man. Look at that. Wa.
28:26>> Okay. Should I go to the left lane or
28:28right lane?
28:28>> Uh, either one. Go ahead.
28:31>> Okay.
28:32>> Yeah.
28:33Go. We need to go to the freeway. So
28:34>> the freeway?
28:35>> Yeah. Yeah.
28:36>> You want me to go to the freeway?
28:37>> Yeah.
28:37>> Oh my goodness. Okay.
28:44What else is near the near the Oh,
28:46sorry.
28:47>> What?
28:48>> What else is near the um the place?
28:51>> Uh you're going to Chili's, right?
28:53>> Yeah.
28:54>> That Chili's been there for a long time.
28:56>> Okay, Dad, you can flip the camera now.
28:58Click click the 104 button.
29:00>> 1041.
29:02Oh. Oh. Oh. What's the speed limit here?
29:06>> 65.
29:07>> 65. Okay.
29:08>> Yeah.
29:09>> Okay.
29:09>> Signal. We need to go in.
29:11>> Okay. Okay.
29:11>> You got to do all this yourself.
29:13>> No. Yeah. Yeah. I know. I know.
29:15>> Yeah. You can stay here.
29:16>> Okay. Oh, shoot. I'm going 70. Sorry.
29:19Wait. If I If I go 70 and a 60, is that
29:21bad?
29:22>> No. Right.
29:24>> Is it more important that you're in
29:25control?
29:26>> Oh, okay.
29:26>> How do you flip back?
29:28>> Uh, click the 68.
29:31goes to 68.
29:32>> Dad, your eyesight is so bad.
29:33>> Oh, there it is.
29:34>> Yeah.
29:39This is
29:39>> lowkey easy. The freeway isn't even that
29:41bad.
29:42>> I want you to give a little distance
29:43between you and the front car.
29:44>> Oh, okay. Okay.
29:45>> Yeah. Yeah. You can't see around here.
29:47>> Okay, chat. Am I doing good? Am I doing
29:50good? I hope this isn't I hope this
29:52isn't bananable, Twitch. I have a permit
29:54and my dad is in the car with me. Okay,
29:56before I get to banned,
29:59I want to see a good driver. Like I told
30:01y'all, we haven't even been in an
30:02accident yet. Like you guys said,
30:05>> what? You don't think I'm a good driver?
30:07>> Keep [clears throat] your fingers
30:08crossed.
30:11>> You're too close. Give me
30:13>> Okay. Okay.
30:13>> Yeah.
30:14>> Okay.
30:14>> Cuz you can't see around him, so you
30:16want to give a good distance.
30:18>> Okay.
30:18>> Okay.
30:19>> W instructor, y'all. W instructor.
30:22Do you guys use your parents as driving
30:24instructors or do you guys have like
30:27teachers?
30:27>> You might have to go left. Go left.
30:29>> Left. Okay.
30:33>> Oh my. Oh my god.
30:35>> Go one more. I would go left.
30:36>> Left. One more. Okay.
30:39>> Very fortunate. There's not that many
30:41cars.
30:42>> Yeah.
30:43>> They know Nova Pov's on the road, so you
30:46know they're like feeling the aura. You
30:48feel me?
30:50>> No. Okay. I'm going to flip this again.
30:55>> I'm driving good. See? Very smooth and
30:57steady. Very smooth and steady.
31:02Wow.
31:04Totally not distracted. My eyes are on
31:06the road, guys. My eyes are on the road.
31:10Bro, I'm telling you, I'm ready for my
31:11license. I'm telling you guys. I'm
31:13telling y'all.
31:14>> Radar sense. Spider sense.
31:16>> Okay. Spidey senses are tingling. My
31:18spidey senses are tingling. There's
31:20nobody around me. Oh, there's a
31:21McDonald's.
31:23I'm also McDonald's.
31:26Dad, have you ever ate at Chili's
31:27before? Uh,
31:28>> yes. A long time ago. That chili has
31:31been here for a long time.
31:32>> Was it good when you ate it?
31:34>> Uh, it's been so long I forgot.
31:37>> Oh, well, I'm going to try the triple
31:38dipper. It's like a It's like a
31:40mozzarella stick. Like a very cheesy
31:42thing. I heard it's really good.
31:45>> Who told you that?
31:47>> Uh, my Tik Tok for you page.
31:49>> No.
31:51[gasps] back and relax.
31:53>> Why? No, I like it like this better.
31:56>> Okay.
31:56>> It feels kind of hunched back, but it's
31:58better like this.
32:00>> You should flip it back.
32:03>> It's all right.
32:04>> Okay. [clears throat]
32:05>> Uh, so you need to exit soon.
32:07>> Oh. So, so should I turn to the right?
32:09>> You got to exit Burn Road. Um, no. No.
32:12Wait. Oh, car. See? See car slowing
32:16down? You have to slow down. Let go. Let
32:17go. Let go with the gas.
32:18>> Okay. Okay. Okay. You don't have to
32:19break. Just let go of gas. Yeah.
32:20>> Okay.
32:21>> You see all these cars slowing down?
32:22>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
32:24>> So, let don't don't go that fast. Slow.
32:26Slow.
32:26>> Okay. I'm going slow.
32:27>> Control. Control.
32:28>> Okay. Okay. Okay.
32:29>> So, you need to exit. Oh.
32:31>> Oh, shoot.
32:31>> That's right.
32:32>> Okay.
32:32>> That's why you got to be in control.
32:34>> Why do
32:35>> you need to go to the right lane,
32:36actually,
32:37>> dummy driver? Well, I can't really go to
32:39the right lane.
32:40>> There's so many cars.
32:41>> This truck kind of open.
32:42>> Oh, no. There's a car right there.
32:44>> Yeah.
32:44>> Your spidey senses aren't tingling.
32:46>> This way. You could go. All right. Slow,
32:48slow, slow, slow, slow, slow. Okay. You
32:51missed your chance now.
32:52>> Oh, sorry.
32:54>> Because you could have pulled in front
32:55of him in the front truck.
32:56>> Oh, okay.
32:57>> Cannot.
32:58>> But but I'm scared. There's so many
32:59cars.
33:05>> How do How do I make a right?
33:07>> He won't let you.
33:08>> He won't let me.
33:13>> You got to be aware. Oh.
33:14>> Oh, why is that guy going in front of
33:16me? What the heck? The way it is the way
33:19>> this dummy driver.
33:20>> Yeah.
33:21>> Dum dum driver.
33:23Dummy. Dum dum driver.
33:25>> Just keep keep the keep keep eye open.
33:28You have to go to the right.
33:30>> Okay. I think he's letting me, right?
33:32>> No. No. No. There's a carick. Yeah. I
33:33got to keep the front.
33:35>> Uhhuh.
33:36>> Okay.
33:38>> Should I go now?
33:40>> No. There's a car.
33:41>> Oh,
33:43>> they're all like rolling at you.
33:45>> Okay.
33:46>> Oh, okay. Slowly, slowly,
33:47>> slowly.
33:48>> Okay. Oh. Oh [ __ ]
33:50>> She still won't watch you.
33:52>> Oh my god. Okay. Maybe the sky will
33:54>> lane disappear. Slow down. Slow down.
33:56Okay. Go over now.
33:58>> No. Okay.
33:59>> Okay. All right. Now you got to go over
34:01one more. Just keep
34:02>> one more. Yeah. Okay. Okay.
34:03>> Oh, watch out. Watch out. Step on. Step
34:05on. You don't want to be in there. Blind
34:07blind spot.
34:08>> Yeah.
34:08>> Okay.
34:09>> Another.
34:10>> Slow down. Slow down.
34:12>> There's a truck or something. Is it?
34:13Okay. Go ahead. Go ahead.
34:14>> Go. Okay.
34:15>> Slow down. Slow down. See in front of
34:18>> you hit the rush hour.
34:19>> Oh,
34:20>> okay. You just saw the signal.
34:22>> Okay,
34:24that was stressful. That was stressful.
34:26Okay, I'm locked in.
34:30I thought this place was like kind of
34:31close. Why is it kind of far?
34:34>> The closer you get to downtown, the more
34:37traffic there is.
34:38>> It's in downtown.
34:40>> I said the closer you get to downtown,
34:41the more traffic.
34:42>> Oh,
34:44>> how do you flip this over? It's the one
34:45near like Puckers, right?
34:48>> Right, Dad?
34:50>> Uh, yeah.
34:51>> Yeah. Okay. Okay.
34:52>> You just announced where you're going.
34:54Where is Austin should know where you
34:56>> Well, you can literally see it say
34:57Bernett Road right there. What do you
34:59mean? [gasps]
35:00>> They already know.
35:05>> What are they going to do? Oh,
35:07>> I don't know.
35:08>> Oh, there's a bunch of school buses. Who
35:10was any school?
35:11>> Kidnappers. You think someone just did
35:13kidnap me?
35:15>> Uh, I don't know. I'm just kidding.
35:18>> Okay.
35:19>> All
35:19>> Should I go right?
35:20>> Young adults.
35:21>> Yeah. Go.
35:22>> You need to go to the very right.
35:24>> Okay.
35:24>> Yeah. That's why I want you to only turn
35:26halfway. Don't turn fully.
35:28>> Okay.
35:28>> Yeah. Turn halfway. Go back. There you
35:31go.
35:31>> Okay. Okay. Okay.
35:32>> Oh, yay. We're We're already here.
35:35>> You're going.
35:36>> Okay.
35:39See guys, I didn't die. We're like
35:41already here. I didn't die.
35:44Dad, that was good driving, right?
35:48Hello.
35:50>> Me? No. Speaking English. You can go in
35:52here.
35:53>> In here. Okay.
35:58>> And then make a left.
35:59>> Oh, make a left. Okay.
36:02>> So, we have to wait in line with all
36:04those other cars.
36:05>> Oh, yeah. You're right.
36:06>> To the shopping center. So, this
36:07shopping center, sometimes there are car
36:09a lot of cars over just go straight. You
36:11have to be aware. Check out some people
36:14just drive out. Keep going straight.
36:15>> Okay. Keep going straight. Okay.
36:16>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
36:17>> Okay. [clears throat]
36:17>> See there's a car coming. See you. No.
36:19No spidey sense. You have no spidey
36:21sense.
36:22>> Sorry.
36:23>> Yeah. That's why you got to have spidey
36:24sense.
36:24>> Is that Kanye West? It's like Kanye
36:26West. Oh.
36:28>> Looks like he's from the east though.
36:31H. Go over there. That's Chili's right
36:33there.
36:34>> What was that joke? Okay.
36:37>> There's a speed bump. Can't you see?
36:38>> Yeah. Yeah, I see. Okay. Go around.
36:40Okay.
36:41Oh, I I could have just went through the
36:42speed bump. It's no big deal. No need to
36:44skip the speed bump.
36:46>> Oh, park right there.
36:48>> That's the only easy parking space,
36:50please.
36:50>> Oh, yeah, sure. But don't park under
36:52your tree.
36:52>> Oh, okay. Why not under the tree?
36:55>> I don't know. Sometimes birds wear [ __ ]
36:56in your car.
36:57>> Oh, I see.
36:58>> I like to have a clean car.
37:00>> Oh.
37:00>> Uhhuh.
37:01>> Your car is pretty dirty, though.
37:03>> It's pretty clean.
37:04>> It's pretty dirty.
37:05>> Okay, you can clean it. You want to
37:06clean your car?
37:07>> No, I don't want to clean your car.
37:08>> I didn't think so. [laughter] Well,
37:10>> okay. Okay, I'm going up.
37:12>> Let's go up more.
37:13>> Oh, we
37:13>> could do the 3D.
37:15>> Okay.
37:17Fancy ass car. Ah, sorry. Okay,
37:20>> keep going up a little bit.
37:21>> Up more. Okay.
37:23>> Okay.
37:24>> Okay. Yay.
37:25>> There you go,
37:26>> bro. See, we survived. Yo, I told y'all
37:29I'm good. I'm good at driving. Okay.
37:41Yay! Bro, I told you I'm a good driver,
37:45guys. I told you guys. See, I didn't I
37:49didn't crash. My hands were sweating.
37:52Okay. Okay. Okay. Bro, I even went on
37:55the freeway. I was going 80 miles per
37:57hour, bro.
37:59>> Oh, Dad.
38:00>> Curly.
38:01>> Dad, that's not Dragon Ball Z.
38:03>> Yeah, it is. Correct.
38:04>> Dad, you're such a lark. That's not
38:05Dragon Ball Z. That's Avatar,
38:09[laughter]
38:10bro. Laring runs in the family. Yo,
38:12Laring runs in the family. That's not
38:14Dragon Ball Z.
38:15>> That's like Dragon Ball Z.
38:17>> That's not dra That's not Dragon Ball Z.
38:21Oh, she finally landed. Yes, guys, I can
38:22rehat now. Hello, y'all. Hello. Like
38:25father, like daughter. Okay. Okay.
38:28That's That's Karee. Yeah, that's not
38:30Dragon Ball Z. Yeah.
38:33Okay, Dad. You go in first. I'll go in
38:35later. Okay.
38:36>> I'm going to go get a boba. [laughter]
38:39>> All right. Before we go to Chili's,
38:40y'all, I got to get a boba. I got to get
38:42a boba. No, I think that's Gohan. Who
38:45the hell is Gohan? Do you mean Goku? Who
38:47the [ __ ] is Gohan? [laughter]
38:50All right. There's like a boba shop like
38:52kind of near this. Oh, is that a tattoo
38:54shop? Oh, no. It's a barber shop.
38:57A barber shop. Haircut the custo. Okay,
39:00sorry. That wasn't even funny. That
39:02wasn't even funny. Hi, FJ. Did you brush
39:05your teeth? Duh.
39:07Look at that. Look at that squeaky clean
39:10squeaky clean white pearly teeth, bro.
39:13Freaking beautiful. Okay, I'm going to
39:15go to Kung Fu Tea real quick, y'all. I'm
39:18going to I'm going to go to Kung Fu Tea
39:20before we get our Chili's Triple Dipper,
39:22y'all, cuz damn, I'm [ __ ] craving
39:24boba right now. I'm actually craving it.
39:26Did you poop today? Duh, bro. I pooped
39:29like three times today. It's actually
39:30like, bro, for some reason these days
39:32I've been pooping like so much. Like
39:33actually like so freaking much. Y'all
39:36wait. What would y'all rate my driving
39:37on a scale of 1 to 10? What would y'all
39:40rate it? What would y'all rate it? A
39:42good A good rating, right? A 10. A 10.
39:47We do not need to know that. Yes, y'all
39:48do, bro. Yes, y'all do. -670. Like a
39:52three, bro. I literally drove good. I
39:56literally drove good, bro. That was some
39:57good ass driving, bro. I'm telling
39:59y'all. 3 out of 10. Negative -10. Bro, I
40:02drove good. That was good driving. That
40:06was good driving. Now y'all are
40:08tweaking, bro. Nova, you got that
40:10parasite. What parasite? Oh, the lettuce
40:13parasite.
40:15Bro, low key, like I haven't been like
40:16washing my lettuce. What if I get like a
40:18parasite? What? What if I get a
40:21parasite? Your dad was scared. Okay,
40:23bro. He was just like scared because
40:25like he didn't know how to hold the
40:26camera, y'all. He was just scared cuz of
40:28that. Bro, I drove good. I drove good.
40:31You're going to pour the boow on your
40:32head. Wait, do you guys think that?
40:34Y'all think that uh that um
40:36whatchamacallit? I I'll do 50 gifted if
40:39I pour the boba on my head, but nobody's
40:41going to get that. Bro, did y'all think
40:42Do y'all think that I'm ready for my
40:43driver's license? I am, right? I'm
40:46ready. I'm ready. Okay. Wait. Oh, notice
40:50of
40:52what happened. Wait, why is it closed?
40:56What? Please be advised that pursuant to
40:59Texas property, any alteration of these
41:02locks on these premises will be Wait,
41:04why is it closed? No. No. Kung Fu T. No.
41:08Wait, why is it closed, gang? It's
41:10literally like 5:00 p.m. Why is it
41:11closed? It shut down. Did Did it
41:14actually Who just said Okay, who just
41:18said they closed because they knew you
41:19were coming? Who just said that? Mod,
41:22can we ban them, bro? Literally, why am
41:23I not stocking off? Socking off these
41:25days, bro. They're not banning the right
41:26people, bro. I swear. I swear they're
41:28not. Wait, why is it closed? Now I'm
41:31mad. Now I'm mad cuz what the heck, bro?
41:34I was craving boba, too. Like, dang.
41:36It's been a long ass day at school, bro.
41:38My teacher kept calling me out for
41:39[ __ ] sleeping in class. And now the
41:40boba store is closed. It's actually been
41:42a horrible day, y'all. This This triple
41:44dipper better make it up for my horrible
41:46ass day, y'all. It better
41:50I thought somebody was behind me. What
41:51the hell? Who is that? Ooh.
41:55Oo. Who is that? Who that?
41:59Oo. Who that? Who that y'all? Who that?
42:02Who that? Who that fine shy? Who that
42:05fine shy? It's Holland. Okay, that is
42:06anybody but Holland, bro. [ __ ] you mean
42:08that's Holland? That is That is not
42:10Holland. Is that Messi? Okay, y'all are
42:13some soccer larars. See, y'all call me
42:15Y'all call me Lararsps and then y'all
42:17are the ones laring soccer. My heart,
42:20bro. At least you exercise, bro. Yeah,
42:22true. At least I'm exercising right now.
42:24Look, I'm like walking very uh I'm kind
42:29of scared. I'm kind of scared. Where's
42:31the girls at? Where's the girls at? Why
42:33is it all men? That was clearly Neymar.
42:36That's Neymar. Wait, I don't even know
42:38what Neymar looks like. Is that actually
42:40Neymar? Is that actually Neymar? I'm
42:43going to Peru in a few days. Dang. Bring
42:45Bring me, too. I want to go to Peru. The
42:47heck, bro. Dude, I'm so I'm still mad to
42:50this day that when I was in Japan, I was
42:52sick the whole time. Cuz literally that
42:54means I went to Japan for nothing. Like
42:56I literally couldn't do anything in
42:57Japan except one [music] singular
42:58stream. And that stream wasn't even that
43:00good cuz I felt really sick the entire
43:02time, bro. So I'm still mad that I
43:04couldn't do any streams in Japan. Like
43:06I'm still mad. I want to meet you.
43:09Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Hi. I'm back
43:12from school. Still sick. Welcome back
43:14from school. You're out of hell.
43:16Congratulations. You're out of hell.
43:18Wait, where's Chili's? Did I pass it?
43:21Wait, where where did Chili's go? Ooh,
43:23wait. Foot massage.
43:26Ooh, foot massage.
43:30Foot massage. Ooh. Should I get my foot
43:34massage? Y'all go in? Should I get my
43:37foot massage? Okay. Where is this
43:39chilies,
43:41guys? Where did the chilies go? Oh, it's
43:43over there. I'm stupid.
43:45>> [laughter]
43:45>> Please don't stream that, dude. I should
43:47totally stream me getting a foot
43:48massage. Oh, somebody's somebody's
43:50getting a barberh shot haircut.
43:53[laughter]
43:53Why is your left eye higher than your
43:55right? Is it actually? My left eye is
43:58higher than my right. No, it's not. They
44:01look the same, right? They look the
44:02same. Stream it, guys. If I got a foot
44:05massage, I'll definitely stream it.
44:07Okay, but not FOR FREE, BRO. I'M WAIT,
44:10I'm going to make the foot massage sub
44:11only. Okay, wait. That sounds so wrong.
44:14Oh my god, that sounds so wrong. I'm
44:15just kidding. I'm not going to do that.
44:17I'm not gonna I'm not going to do that.
44:20Okay, wait. I'm excited, guys. I'm
44:22excited. I think my dad's eating like
44:24alone right now. I think my dad's eating
44:26alone. All right, let's go try the
44:29Chili's cheese. Oh, thank you.
44:33>> Are you streaming?
44:35>> Yeah, I'm streaming. Yeah, sure.
44:36Everybody say hi. A
44:40>> Okay. All right.
44:42>> Just one? Yes, just one. Okay, thank
44:44you. A, so cute.
44:48>> So cute. All right, let's go. Where's my
44:52dad at? Where did he go? Okay, thank
44:54you.
44:56>> Enjoy.
44:57>> Thank you. Okay, wait. I'm ready, y'all.
45:00Bro, I'm ready for the Chili's Cheese
45:01Triple Dipper, guys. I'm excited. Oh,
45:03shoot. Is the connection bad here? Am I
45:06lagging? I'm not lagging, am I? Am I
45:09back?
45:10Am I back? Oh. Ow. I just hit myself in
45:14the face with my tripod. Okay. Dad ran
45:17away from you, bro. He left. He left.
45:19Bro, he left. Okay. Wait. I'm excited,
45:22bro. This This triple zipper like better
45:24make up for the horrible day I've been
45:25having. Like, actually, like, why has my
45:27day been horrible? Okay. Let's see what
45:29they got. Let's see what they got. Nova,
45:31do an eyeball stream where you take us
45:32to school. Well, I wish I could. And I
45:34was I was trying to I tried to do one in
45:36the bathroom stall and then I realized
45:37it was Twitch to So, um, yeah. Lower
45:41your tripod. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'll
45:42lower it. This better. Okay. Okay. Let's
45:45see. What do they have? They have um
45:48nachos. They have tacos. They have uh
45:52they have little uh dumplings. Who just
45:54said Who just said
45:58this?
46:01Okay. Who just said Who just said the
46:02waiter was [ __ ] Okay. Wait. Which one's
46:05the Triple Dipper? Wait. They have a
46:07pizookie here. They They have pizookis.
46:11They have pizookis.
46:14>> Leave that poor boy alone. Bro, he's
46:17side eyeing me. He's side eyeing me.
46:19Side eyeing me. He's so cute. He's so
46:21cute. Okay. Um where's the triple
46:24dipper, gang? I came here for the triple
46:26dipper and I can't even find it. Where
46:28is it? Where's the Where's the triple
46:30dipper? Is it here? Oh, wait. I could
46:32get I could get tequila. Wait, should I
46:34get tequila? Wait, when you turn 18, can
46:36you drink alcohol or is that like 21?
46:39It's 21, right? Dang it.
46:42>> Hi. I'm doing good, thank you. Do you
46:46>> anything to drink?
46:47>> Yes. Could I just get a water?
46:49>> A water? Absolutely.
46:50>> Yeah. Oh, actually, can I also get like
46:51a tequila with that?
46:53>> Tequila? Can I see ID real quick,
46:54please?
46:55>> Oh, I left it at home. I left it at
46:57home.
46:57>> I'm sorry about that.
46:58>> It's okay. It's okay. I forgot it. Um,
47:00okay. Do you know where the triple
47:02dipper is on the menu?
47:03>> Right here for Oh, it's right here.
47:05Okay. Thank you so much.
47:06>> You're not a problem.
47:08>> Yeah.
47:09>> Or do you need a minute?
47:10>> Um, can I get a minute, please?
47:12>> Absolutely.
47:12>> Thank you.
47:14>> Dang it. They actually ask for ID.
47:18They actually ask for ID.
47:20>> What? Man, I was this close to getting a
47:23tequila. This close. This close. This
47:26close. This close. Okay, so here's the
47:30here's the triple dipper, right? Thank
47:32you. This is This is a triple dipper.
47:37I'm scared. I'm scared. What's
47:39happening?
47:41Is he okay? Oh, okay. Okay. There we go.
47:44Okay. [laughter]
47:45Mama, a boy behind you. Okay. This is
47:49the This is the triple dipper, I think.
47:52Okay. Wait, it it comes with other
47:54things. It comes with a burger.
47:57Oh. Um Okay. Okay. It comes with a a
48:01burger, some tacos.
48:04Um
48:05Okay.
48:08Um Okay. Anyways, um yeah, it comes with
48:11a burger. Oh, he's saying hi. Oh, hello.
48:16A So cute. So cute, guys. They really
48:20had to put me in a booth with like a
48:22person behind me and a person behind me,
48:23bro. Like, what the heck, bro? You got
48:26school tomorrow, bro. Yeah, exactly.
48:28Like that's the reason to make up for
48:30like you know the horrible school year.
48:32We're going to get a triple dipper.
48:34Okay. Wait, let's see. Let's see this.
48:36So it has someone said flashbacks to
48:39Disneyland. Oh my god. Okay. So it has
48:43six crispers.
48:45Wait, what? So So this is the triple
48:47dipper and it has dipping sauces,
48:49housemade ranch, buffalo ranch, buffalo.
48:51Oh, does it come with all of these or do
48:53I just pick one? Wait, I'm stupid. Of
48:55course I just pick one. I guess I'll try
48:57the I guess I'll try the house barbecue
49:01or hm. Wait, does anybody know what what
49:03dipping sauce should I get? Which one?
49:05The Weezer.
49:07What is the Weezer? That's not That's
49:10not even a thing.
49:12I thought you weren't munching on stream
49:13anymore. The ranch. So, the house. Okay,
49:17which ranch, bro? Guys, there's three
49:18ranches. Y'all got to tell me. There's
49:20three. I mean, sorry, there's two.
49:22There's Housemade Ranch and Buffalo
49:23Ranch. Which one? I think I think
49:26housemmaid, right? Housemade. Okay,
49:28let's get house made. Dang it. Can I
49:31really not get a tequila? Quick, guys. I
49:34should just make like make like a fake
49:35ID or something, bro. Cuz like no way
49:38they like check that long, right? Like I
49:39could just make like a fake ID that says
49:40I'm like 21. What do y'all think? Okay,
49:43the lighting here is really um bad.
49:46Guys, I'm scared.
49:48Should I do something? Why is he looking
49:50at me? Why is he giving me the biggest
49:53side I have for help? I want to see if
49:54they give me the biggest slide I ever
49:56Okay. Um, should I should I maybe like
49:59go over here? Maybe like should I like
50:01go over here?
50:03Oh, thank you.
50:05Maybe I should go over here
50:08like that. Maybe I should just cuff him.
50:10Maybe he doesn't want to be on stream. I
50:12just said red and mod. Bro, y'all are so
50:14mean. Y'all are so mean. Y'all are so
50:16mean. Y'all are so mean. Okay, anyways.
50:19Okay, let's get the triple dipper. Wait,
50:21how many pizzas should I get? How many
50:22pieces of the triple dipper should I
50:23get? I think you can only get like I
50:26think you can only get like a few. So,
50:28let's just let's just get like the
50:29cheapest option, bro. Cuz I'm going
50:30broke. I'm going broke. You're ruining
50:33his pace.
50:34No, he seems like a chill guy. He seems
50:36like a chill guy. Get three. Is that too
50:38little? I was thinking like six. I don't
50:40even think six is a lot. Is that too
50:42little? Okay. Where's Where's my waiter,
50:46guys? I got my tequila. I got my vodka,
50:50my uh 30 shots of vodka in this one
50:52bottle.
50:57Yummy vodka. Yummy tequila.
51:02>> Just put it on dad's tab, bro. I feel
51:03bad. Wait, where is my dad? Dude, my dad
51:06is literally not here. I swear I saw him
51:08walk in. Where? Oh, he's right there.
51:11Oh, he's right there.
51:13Oh,
51:16>> why does [laughter] why does he look
51:18like so like Oraful? What the heck? Why
51:20does he look like so like Oraful? Rose
51:23walking with Aura. What the hell? He
51:26looks like he's from that um what is
51:28what movie is it called? Like Men in
51:29Black or is it Men in Blue? Wait, is it
51:32Men in Black or is it Men in Blue? I
51:33actually forgot. It's Men in Blue,
51:35right? Okay. [laughter] I I swear I
51:38meant to say Men in Blue. I think it's
51:39Men in Blue. Sorry. More aura than you.
51:42I have so much order right now. Dude,
51:44people here probably think I'm like
51:45super well or something. They probably
51:46think I'm like extra Emily. Imagine
51:48buying water at a restaurant. Bro, this
51:49is free. [ __ ] you mean buying? What
51:51you mean buying? Oh, wait. Is this the
51:54Is it Is this Is this the order thing?
51:58>> Oh, wait. What? Oh, no. I can't order on
52:00this. Oh, this is like a This is a game.
52:04Oh, let's wait. Let's play Fruit Ninja.
52:06What the What the What the hell? What
52:09the Oh, Clappy Birds. Okay, this be the
52:12green one.
52:14You have to pay. No, this is free. Look
52:16at this. It's free. Wait, is he
52:19recording me?
52:22Guys, is he recording me?
52:24Is he recording me?
52:27Huh?
52:29Is he recording me?
52:32Wait, why is he laughing?
52:35Are you scared? What's happening?
52:38>> What was that? Yes.
52:41>> What was that?
52:42>> That was
52:43>> What was that? I'm scared.
52:47>> I'm scared.
52:50>> It's okay, guys. It's okay. Maybe he
52:51just thinks I'm like super famous. Like
52:52maybe he thinks I'm like extra speed.
52:54>> Maybe Maybe he thinks I'm like extra
52:56speed.
52:58>> Okay. Hi. Yeah. Could I just get like
53:00Could I get the triple dipper like just
53:02by itself?
53:03>> Absolutely. What would you like on that?
53:05>> Uh could I get the um housemade ranch?
53:08How many rand are you wanting it as the
53:11picture shifts?
53:12>> Um
53:14uh like could you make it like long?
53:18>> Um which one?
53:20>> Like like I don't really know how the
53:21triple dippers are like just like
53:23>> No problem. So you want mozzarella
53:24sticks burger bites egg rolls with a
53:27housemade ranch?
53:28>> Yeah, that that that.
53:29>> Awesome.
53:30>> Okay.
53:30>> Anything else I can get for you?
53:32>> Uh that's it. Wait, how many um
53:34mozzarella sticks does it come with?
53:35>> It comes with two.
53:36>> Two. Okay. Oh, wait. Is there like an
53:38option I could get like more?
53:40>> Uh, yes. If you wanted to switch out one
53:42of the sides or we could add two more
53:43for an additional price.
53:44>> Oh, okay. Yeah. Um, could I switch out
53:46this thing? One of these.
53:48>> So, four mozzarella sticks and two
53:49burger.
53:50>> Yes, that's good.
53:51>> Absolutely.
53:53>> If we're all done, I can grab those.
53:56>> Thank you. Thank you.
53:57>> Thank you.
53:58>> I'm going to be honest. I don't know
53:59what I just ordered.
54:01>> I'm going to be honest. I don't know
54:02what I just ordered. What did I just
54:04order?
54:05Wait, did I get like what what did I
54:07even get? Apparently it comes with
54:09stuff. Uh, apparently it comes with
54:11stuff, I guess. Like
54:14Oh my god, I choked on the mozzarella
54:16sticks. You choked on the mozzarella
54:18sticks. What? Bro, am I about to choke
54:22on mozzarella sticks? Yo, what's good,
54:23Crayon? How are you doing, bro? Ask them
54:26to make them longer, bro. Are they Can
54:28they be longer? That sounds wrong.
54:31How was the driving, bro? I drove good,
54:33bro. chat. You guys can confirm, right?
54:35I drove I drove good. I drove like real
54:37good. Really good. Oh, guys. Should I
54:40Should I confront the guy behind me?
54:43Should I confront the guy behind me?
54:45Should I What do you guys think? What do
54:47you guys think? I'm scared. I'm scared.
54:49Why is he recording me? Oh, why should
54:52I? No. Yes. Go press him. What do you
54:56guys think? What do y'all think? No.
54:59What do you all think? What do y'all
55:01think?
55:02What what do you all think?
55:05>> Oh, do do you like want like a picture
55:07with me? Like Oh, no. Like my name is
55:09like uh Kat. So like do do you want to
55:12do you want to take a picture?
55:15>> Oh, you know you don't want to take a
55:16picture with like the Kat.
55:20>> Damn. Damn. I thought I thought I
55:22thought I was famous. Damn.
55:29>> This is so awkward.
55:32This is so awkward.
55:34>> This is so awkward that he don't know
55:36you.
55:39>> Bro, he doesn't want a picture of
55:40Kaisen. Bro, nobody has ever rejected a
55:42picture from the Kaisen.
55:46I'm harassing, bro. I'm not harassing.
55:48I'm not harassing. I'm not harassing,
55:50bro. I'm not harassing.
55:53Why was he recording me? Like, if if
55:55you're going to record me, at least like
55:56get a picture with me. Like I could I
55:58could pose cutely like like like
56:02I I could pose cutely. Like he don't
56:04want that. He don't want to he don't
56:05want to piss with me. Look at Iron
56:07Jagger. He was texting. I'm crying. He
56:10isn't recording me. But he was he was he
56:13was
56:15because you're recording him, bro. I'm
56:16not recording him. I got placed here at
56:18this. I got placed here. Girl, add a
56:21trigger warning. Okay. Where's my triple
56:22dippers? It's already been like 1
56:23minute. Where's my triple dippers? I'm
56:26going to tweak. Where are my triple
56:27dippers? I'm going to tweak. Nova, you
56:29delusional. Bro, y'all don't want a
56:31picture with Decast Matt. Y'all don't
56:33want a picture with Dehouse Matt. Would
56:34if y'all came up to me, would you guys
56:36take a picture with me?
56:38If y'all if y'all uh you know came up to
56:40me, would you guys want a picture with
56:41me? Like like like like
56:47no like the Lulu is the Salulu. Facts.
56:50Facts. It is facts. I'm still mad I
56:53couldn't get a tequila. Bro, I y'all
56:55literally said I look 21, too. Like,
56:57damn. Like, and they said I couldn't get
56:58a tequila. Like, maybe, wait, maybe I
57:02should like dye my hair white. Maybe I
57:04should like dye my hair white and then
57:06I'll look like a grandma and they ask
57:07for tequila and then they're going to
57:09give it to me. It's 3:00 a.m. for me.
57:113:00 a.m. spooky time. 3:00 a.m. spooky
57:13time. You're probably taller than
57:15Kaisen. Wait, how how tall is Kaisen?
57:18He's like He's like 5 foot, right? Like
57:205 foot something, I think. I think he's
57:22like 5 foot 9.
57:26I would know I'm Kaisen's assistant. I
57:28would know. He's 5'1. He is not 5'1.
57:32[laughter] Okay, I know Ka is small but
57:34he cannot be that small, right? Cuz
57:37Okay, for reference like speed is like
57:395' 9. Like Aisha speed is like 5' 9 and
57:42so Kai and then he like kind of towers
57:44over Kai. So Kai has to be like 5'4 or
57:46something, right? Right. He's something
57:49like that, bro. Kais and I are twins.
57:51We're twins. Wait, aren't they live
57:53right now?
57:55Are they Last time I last time I
57:56checked, they were on Tower of Hell.
57:58Wait, they're
58:01still on Tower of Hell. What the heck?
58:04They're still playing Tower of Hell.
58:05Bro, I left the house like 2 hours ago
58:06and they're still on Tower of Hell. What
58:08are they doing? They need to walk in.
58:10Bro, I used to be the go at Roblox. I
58:12actually used to be the go at all Roblox
58:14games. Like, I was the goat at Tower of
58:15Hell. I was the go at Arsenal. Dude, I'm
58:17scared I'm going to get dropped it for
58:19like the military if World War II
58:21happens cuz I was literally the go at
58:22Arsenal. Like I have like clips of me
58:24playing insane Arsenal. Like actually
58:26like I have like so many clips. Like I
58:28was so good at Arsenal. I played Meep
58:30City. Me too. Me too, bro. I literally
58:32cracked every single Roblox on Meep
58:34City. I'm not even kidding. I cracked
58:36everybody on Meep City. I probably
58:38cracked one of y'all on Meep City if
58:39y'all ever played Meep City. Okay, I'm
58:40going to shut up cuz what am I saying?
58:43What am I saying? But y'all know what I
58:44mean, right? I I Bro, I had the time of
58:47my life on Me City. I'm telling y'all.
58:49I'm telling you. I had the time of my
58:50life. Me, too, bro. I'm glad y'all can
58:52relate. I'm glad y'all can relate.
58:55You talking?
58:57[laughter] Did you play Skylanders? No.
58:59What is Skylanders? I played I played
59:00this game called like Pixel Gun 3D. And
59:02then I played this game called like um
59:05what was the other game called? Oh, I
59:06played a lot of Adopt Me, bro. My Adopt
59:08Me addiction got so bad to the point
59:10where like I really really wanted to
59:12like um I really wanted to buy eBay pets
59:16on Adopt Me. Like I really wanted to go
59:18on eBay and buy pets on Adopt Me. Like I
59:20I was so addicted. Best game is Pixel
59:22Gun. Yes, the best game is Pixel Gun 3D.
59:24I promise. I slammed you on Ink Game.
59:27Guys, I feel kind of high right now. I
59:29mean, I feel kind of drunk.
59:31It must be the tequila.
59:35Guys, I'm I'm getting all hazy. I'm
59:37getting all hazy. My eyes are going
59:38blurry. Bro, what actually happens when
59:40you get drunk? Like, I'm actually
59:41curious. Like, what actually what what
59:44actually happens? Why are you laring
59:46drinking? Like, do you just like get
59:47like do you just like go like go like
59:49like do you just like not remember
59:51anything? Like, what happens? S AU.
59:55Okay. Okay. Okay. Nova play neighbors.
59:58What is neighbors? Oh, thank you.
1:00:05Wait, this looks so good.
1:00:09Wait, this looks so good. Oh my Oh my
1:00:13god. Wait, I was not expecting it to
1:00:16look this good. Oh my goodness. Wait,
1:00:18look at this, guys. Look at this. Look.
1:00:21Look at this. Oh my god. Wait, I'm
1:00:24excited. Oh my god. I'm actually so
1:00:26excited. I'm starving, guys. I've been
1:00:28starving the whole freaking day, y'all.
1:00:30I'm excited. Oh, look at the look at the
1:00:32sliders. Oh, look at the look at the
1:00:35mozzarella stick. Ooh, I'm excited. I'm
1:00:39excited. I'm excited. Where's your dad?
1:00:40I think he went to the restroom, bro.
1:00:42He's probably taking a dump. He hasn't
1:00:44came out of the restroom, so I think
1:00:45he's taking a dump. Wow. Look at this.
1:00:49The Chili's triple dipper.
1:00:51That looks so good. That looks so good.
1:00:54Oh my god. You want to share? No. No.
1:00:56This is all mine. This is all mine.
1:00:58Y'all not getting any, bro. You're
1:01:00actually not getting any. That looks so
1:01:02good. That actually looks so good. Okay,
1:01:04let's try it. Let's try it. Let's try
1:01:06it. Nova, can I add you on Roblox? Guys,
1:01:08I'm sorry. My friend is too full. Oh,
1:01:10thank you. Thank you so much.
1:01:13Okay, okay, okay. If y'all want If you
1:01:16all want extra ranch chilies, just
1:01:18stream. If y'all want extra ranch
1:01:20chilies, just just be like extra Emily
1:01:22or something. I don't know. Oo,
1:01:26they gave me a big bowl. Wow. Yum. Okay,
1:01:31let's try it, guys. The first triple
1:01:34dipper. This looks good. This looks so
1:01:36good. I don't even know how much this
1:01:37costed, but uh it's fine. I'll figure it
1:01:39out later. You know what I mean? Like
1:01:41the munching comes first. Okay, I'm
1:01:43going to dip it in ranch.
1:01:46You guys can take the first bite.
1:01:47Everybody eat. Everybody eat. Everybody
1:01:50eat. Everybody eat. This is so good. Oh
1:01:53my god. Okay. Three, two, one. She is
1:01:58full.
1:02:12>> W
1:02:26M.
1:02:38That's good. This is good. Oh, this is
1:02:41so good.
1:02:43Wait, it's better than I thought.
1:02:46It's actually so good. Oh my god, it's
1:02:49so good. Wow. Will he get it? Yeah. Be
1:02:52jealous, y'all. Be jealous. Be jealous
1:02:54of my triple dipper, y'all. Be jealous.
1:02:57Actually, be jealous. Look at that.
1:02:58That's good. Oh my god. It tastes good.
1:03:00It tastes even better with the ranch,
1:03:02though. Someone said, "If someone gives
1:03:0410 subs, will you chug the ranch?"
1:03:08I'll do it for 15. 15 subs, I'll chug
1:03:10the ranch. 15 subs, I'll chug the ranch.
1:03:12Also, somebody said, "Name 10." Someone
1:03:14said, "Name 10 K-pop groups and I'll
1:03:16donate you $20." Okay, I'm going to I'm
1:03:18going to lock in real quick. I'm going
1:03:20to lock in. I know 10 K-pop groups.
1:03:22Okay, we got Girls Generation
1:03:24Twice the Saraphim.
1:03:29Frick. Freick. I can do this. I could do
1:03:31this. I swear I could do this. I could
1:03:33do this.
1:03:35>> Yes. Thank you so much, sir.
1:03:37Um Um frick. I could do this. Wait, I'm
1:03:41not looking at chat. Okay, I promise I'm
1:03:43not looking at chat. I could I could do
1:03:44this. Okay, I could do this. I could do
1:03:45this. Um
1:03:49Okay, wait. The Sarapin Twice, Girls
1:03:51Generation, Stray Kids, Boy Next Door,
1:03:55Islet, Espa.
1:03:57Wait, three more. Three more. Three
1:03:59more. Three more. I Espa. What else?
1:04:02Anti. Does Antene count as K-pop? No,
1:04:04they're J-pop. Um.
1:04:07Um. K-pop. Demon Hunters. Does that
1:04:09count? [gasps] Wait, does does Hunrix
1:04:12count? Does Hunsrix count? Does Huns
1:04:15count, guys? Does Hendrickx count? Does
1:04:17it? Oh, baby monster. Wait, there's two
1:04:20more. Two more. Two more. Two more. Two
1:04:22more.
1:04:23Oh my god. I swear I know this. I swear
1:04:27I know this, guys. Does IU count? No. IU
1:04:29doesn't count as a group. They said
1:04:31group.
1:04:34Oh my god. I swear I know two more
1:04:36groups, guys. I swear. If I If I One
1:04:40more. One more. One more. One more.
1:04:44Wait. I know this. I know this. I swear.
1:04:47I know this. Oh my god. I I just have to
1:04:50think. Wait, what is the 10th K-pop
1:04:52group? What is the 10th one? New jeans.
1:04:55New jeans. New jeans. New jeans. I did
1:04:57it. I did it. I did it. Where's my $20?
1:04:58Where's my $20? I bro, I told you I'm
1:05:00not alert. I told you guys I'm not
1:05:02alert. I told y'all I'm so I'm so good.
1:05:05I'm [laughter] so good. I'm so good. I'm
1:05:06so good. Where's my $20? Where's my $20?
1:05:09Please. Where's my $20? Please. Someone
1:05:11said and scam. No. No. No. No. No. No.
1:05:14No. No. No. No. No.
1:05:17I just put so much effort into that. You
1:05:18can't scam me. Please,
1:05:20please. You can't scam me. I just put so
1:05:22much effort into that. Please, please,
1:05:25please. I deserve it. I deserve it.
1:05:28Okay, let me try another bite, y'all.
1:05:31Another bite.
1:05:37Okay,
1:05:38not good on that one. It's
1:05:42not good.
1:05:47I was joking about the money.
1:05:52I got scammed. I got scammed. I got
1:05:55scammed. No. No. Can't trust nobody in
1:05:58these days. Can't trust nobody. Mm- I
1:06:02got scammed. I feel
1:06:07that good. That was good. It was good.
1:06:11It was good. That was good. That was
1:06:13good. You weren't even right. Yes, I
1:06:15was, bro. Yes, I was.
1:06:18>> Oh, what's up?
1:06:19>> I wasn't trying to be rude. I just
1:06:20[clears throat]
1:06:20>> Oh, no. You're good. No, you're good.
1:06:22>> What's your handle?
1:06:23>> Oh, my handle um
1:06:26it's um it's uh Oh, you have the whole
1:06:30Twitch pulled up. Um
1:06:32here.
1:06:33>> That's you.
1:06:34>> Yeah, that's me. That's me.
1:06:35>> Okay, cool.
1:06:36>> Yeah, check it out.
1:06:37>> Yeah. Thank you so much. Have a nice
1:06:38day.
1:06:38>> Were you trying to come to the famous
1:06:40chili in Austin? Yes. I was trying to
1:06:42come to the famous Chili's in Austin.
1:06:44>> You got the wrong one. You know that,
1:06:45right?
1:06:46>> What do you mean?
1:06:47>> You got to go to 45th in Lamont.
1:06:48>> Oh, really? Is that the better Chili's?
1:06:50>> It's just a meme.
1:06:51>> Oh, [laughter]
1:06:52>> it's a Reddit joke.
1:06:53>> Oh, it's it's a Reddit joke. Oh, you be
1:06:56on Reddit.
1:06:57>> Haven't in a while.
1:06:58>> Oh, it's okay. I go on Reddit every day.
1:07:00>> Oh god. You got to you got to BREAK THAT
1:07:02AD.
1:07:02>> NO, NO, NO. AND I'M a Discord mod.
1:07:05>> You're a Discord mod?
1:07:06>> Mhm.
1:07:07>> Okay, cool.
1:07:08>> What's uh you got a Discord name?
1:07:10>> Oh, yeah. My Discord name is uh uh
1:07:12Kaisenat.
1:07:14>> Kaizen.
1:07:15>> Yeah, Kaizen. Kaizen.
1:07:17>> Okay.
1:07:17>> Yeah.
1:07:18>> With a T or a K?
1:07:19>> Uh with a with a T.
1:07:20>> Kaisen. Okay, cool. I'll check it out.
1:07:22>> Okay. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you so
1:07:23much.
1:07:27[laughter]
1:07:29Oh god.
1:07:31Oh god.
1:07:33Oh god. I said I'm Carson.
1:07:37I said I'm car.
1:07:40I said I'm Kais.
1:07:43I said I'm Kais.
1:07:45Wait, why did he believe that? Wait, I
1:07:48thought I thought he'd know who Kaisa
1:07:49is. I thought he'd know who Kais is, but
1:07:52I guess I guess he uh I guess he I guess
1:07:55he doesn't. Dang. I guess he doesn't,
1:07:57bro. At that point, I should have said
1:07:58I'm quo or something. Bro, I should have
1:08:00said I'm quo. Frick. I should have said
1:08:02I'm quo.
1:08:04[laughter]
1:08:05Oh my god, bro. Y'all predicted it. He'd
1:08:08be on Reddit.
1:08:10Bro, y'all were like, y'all were like,
1:08:11"He's a Reddit mod." And he he he is
1:08:13one. Or no, he's not a mod, but he'd be
1:08:15on Reddit. [laughter]
1:08:17That was so funny. That was so funny.
1:08:20>> Okay, next bite.
1:08:23>> I don't understand the meme he said.
1:08:26Anybody understand the meme he said? He
1:08:28said it's like go to the Chili's on Fort
1:08:29Lamar. What's the joke? I'm confused.
1:08:33Anybody Does anybody understand the
1:08:35joke?
1:08:36Wait, I love queso. I love queso, too.
1:08:38Yes. Thank you. Thank you. Your dad's
1:08:41right there. Where? Where? Where? Put
1:08:45more ranch. Okay. Let me just like soak
1:08:48the whole thing in ranch, bro. Let me
1:08:50just like soak it, bro. M. That's good.
1:08:55That's good.
1:08:59Ew. Ew.
1:09:01Oh, good. Oh, good.
1:09:06I'm good. That's good, guys. Not good.
1:09:09Not good. Not good. Wait, guys. Does
1:09:13Chili give anything for birthdays?
1:09:17Guys, does does Chili give anything for
1:09:18birthdays? Cuz I might say it's like my
1:09:20birthday. Do you think they'll believe
1:09:22me? But do they do they give anything
1:09:23like a free cake or something? Y'all
1:09:26think they do? Do you guys know?
1:09:30Do they give anything?
1:09:32Maybe. Can somebody search it up?
1:09:34Somebody Google it for me? It's my
1:09:36birthday, guys. It's my birthday. Happy
1:09:37birthday to me.
1:09:39They got to ask for ID, bro. No
1:09:41restaurant does that. When you say it's
1:09:42your birthday at a restaurant, no
1:09:43restaurant does that.
1:09:46No restaurant does that. Bad. No, but
1:09:48bad, bro. If it's a free cake, I'm going
1:09:50to [ __ ] take it. They give you 50%
1:09:52off the meal. Okay, you're lying. You're
1:09:55lying. You're lying. You're lying.
1:09:58You're turning 18. I'd say I'm turning
1:10:0030. I should be like, "Yeah, I'm turning
1:10:0230. It's my birthday." They have a bday
1:10:04thing. Okay. What is it? What do they do
1:10:06for the birthday? What do they do? Ask
1:10:08for an angel shot.
1:10:11If you name all new New Jeans members, I
1:10:13will give you $10. Wait, I got this.
1:10:14Okay, you have to promise you won't
1:10:16scare me. Promise you won't scare me.
1:10:17Okay, I got this. I got this.
1:10:21I got this. Wait, wait, let me think. Oh
1:10:23my god, I haven't I haven't like checked
1:10:24out new J in a while. Okay.
1:10:28Mi
1:10:31Mji Hin.
1:10:36Oh my god. Who else is in New jeans,
1:10:37guys? Who else is in New jeans? Who
1:10:39else? Who else? Who else? Wait, I swear
1:10:41I know this. Mi Hin. Danielle. Or does
1:10:43Danielle count? Cuz she left, right? I
1:10:46don't think she counts. Danielle.
1:10:50>> Oh my god. Who else is the new jeans?
1:10:52Guys, I swear I know this. Who's Who's
1:10:54the girl that's Viet? I'm not going to
1:10:55look at the I'm not going to look at
1:10:56chat. Who's the girl that's like Viet?
1:10:59Honey. Honey.
1:11:01Oh my god. Who else is in it? There's
1:11:03one last person in there. One last
1:11:05person.
1:11:08Wait, I know this. I swear. Okay. Wait.
1:11:10Danielle Hani Mi
1:11:15Danielle Hani Mji Hin Hyen Hyen Hyen
1:11:19it's [laughter] Hyen it's Italian it's
1:11:23I knew it I knew I knew it I knew it bro
1:11:25I'm not a LAR I told you guys I'm not a
1:11:26LAR I'm not a LAR Oh my god I told y'all
1:11:30wait do I have my $10 or did they scam
1:11:32me? They probably scammed me. Wait,
1:11:34please please please the pronunciation.
1:11:37What's wrong with pron with my
1:11:40pronunciation? Oh my god. Wait, I should
1:11:43tell you guys about this one friend I
1:11:45had that was like obsessed with stray
1:11:47kids to the point where like she would
1:11:50get like angry. Okay, wait, let me tell
1:11:52you guys a story. So, I had this one
1:11:53friend back in like I think it was 8th
1:11:55grade and she like loved Stray Kids.
1:11:57Like she would like go to like all their
1:11:59concerts, buy all their merch, you feel
1:12:00me? Like she loved everything Stray Kids
1:12:02related. By the way, this is why I have
1:12:04PTSD from Stray Kids fans. And then one
1:12:07day I I tell her like in the car like
1:12:08while we were driving back from um a
1:12:10sport we were playing and I was like,
1:12:12"Oh, did you hear like I I forgot who it
1:12:15was. It was somebody in Stray Kids that
1:12:16had a dating rumor. Like somebody in
1:12:18Stray Kids had a dating rumor." And I
1:12:20was like, "Oh, did you hear like there's
1:12:21a dating rumor with this member?" And
1:12:23she was like, "What?"
1:12:25She was like, "What are you saying?" And
1:12:27I'm like, "Oh, like I was just like I
1:12:29just heard on like Twitter or something
1:12:30that like there's like a rumor that he's
1:12:33like dating someone from like another
1:12:34group." And she's like, "That's fake.
1:12:36That's fake." And I was like, "Oh, like
1:12:38I I don't know if it's fake or not. Like
1:12:39I think it's just like a like it's
1:12:40alleged or whatever." And she's like,
1:12:42"Don't say that to me ever again."
1:12:44[laughter] And I was like, "Oh, okay.
1:12:48Okay. Um, can you guys tell that I
1:12:50haven't spoken to her in like 5 years?
1:12:52[laughter] I haven't spoken to her in
1:12:53like 5 years." So like, um, but yeah,
1:12:56that was that was definitely
1:12:57interesting. Like she like she loved
1:12:59Stray Kids, guys. Like she she loved
1:13:01them like to death, guys. I think her
1:13:02bias was like Felix. It was probably
1:13:04Felix. Yeah, I'm a Straight Kids fan.
1:13:07And don't worry, I'm not that crazy. Are
1:13:09you sure? Are you sure? I'm just
1:13:11kidding. I'm just kidding. Okay, wait.
1:13:13Maybe we should try We should try the
1:13:16the slider next. Guys, for some reason,
1:13:18I ate one cheese. I ate one mozzarella
1:13:20stick and I'm already full. Like, I
1:13:22don't guys, I don't I swear I don't have
1:13:23like like an ED or anything. Like, I
1:13:25just get full like really easily. Like,
1:13:27I think I have like really fast
1:13:28metabolism and that's why I'm like
1:13:30really really skinny. Like, I I don't
1:13:32know. like, but I'm already full. Okay,
1:13:34let me just try this the slider. Let's
1:13:37try it.
1:13:54Interesting.
1:13:56Interesting.
1:13:58Oh, it's good. It's good, guys. It's
1:14:00good. It's good.
1:14:03This It's good.
1:14:05It's good. It's good. Ew. I didn't like
1:14:10that. I'm sorry. I didn't like that.
1:14:11That was not good. We just need to stick
1:14:13with the Oh, shoot. There's Oops. I just
1:14:16spilled a bunch of ranch. We need to
1:14:17finish the mozza sticks. Mozzarella
1:14:19sticks. Let's finish them.
1:14:23Just straight up fried cheese, bro.
1:14:25Yeah, it is basically fried cheese. It's
1:14:27not that bad. Honestly, I was expecting
1:14:30better. I mean, it's not like horrible.
1:14:31is just like not like that good. I'm
1:14:33talking about the the slider, by the
1:14:35way. The slider. Is that what they call
1:14:36burgers? They call it sliders, right? In
1:14:38America, they call it sliders. Wait, I'm
1:14:40confused. What's the difference between
1:14:41a burger and a slider? I'm confused.
1:14:43Okay, another bite of the mozza stick,
1:14:46guys. Another bite of the mozza stick.
1:14:48All right, three, two, one. Wait, wait,
1:14:53wait, no. Sliders are smaller. Why don't
1:14:56they just call it a mini burger then?
1:14:58Why don't they just call it a small
1:15:00burger? S-siz burger. Why don't they
1:15:02just call it that?
1:15:05>> Okay. Three, two, one.
1:15:17>> Not going to lie, the taste is really
1:15:18getting to me. It tastes like it it like
1:15:21tastes like like fried. Like I mean like
1:15:23I know it's fried. It just tastes like
1:15:25chemically.
1:15:27I don't know why. It tastes like kind of
1:15:28like like if I put it under like a
1:15:30microscope or something, there would be
1:15:31like bugs in there. I don't know. It
1:15:33just It just tastes like that. It's not
1:15:35like bad. It's just like not good.
1:15:37K-pop group and I give you seven cents.
1:15:39Okay, I'm not trusting any of y'all.
1:15:40Y'all all scam me today. Y'all all
1:15:42scammed me. Wait, I wonder what YouTube
1:15:44Live is saying. Well, let's go check out
1:15:46YouTube chat. Sorry, YouTube chat. I
1:15:49neglect y'all. I'm sorry that I neglect
1:15:51y'all. Y'all should come to Twitch,
1:15:52though, for real. Oo, we got 67 people
1:15:54on YouTube. 67 67 Let's see what they
1:15:58were saying. That cheese pull was
1:15:59shorter as that [laughter] somebody said
1:16:01that cheese pull was as short as my d.
1:16:04Okay. Okay. Okay. Yo, what's good
1:16:07YouTube chat? What's good YouTube?
1:16:10Hello. Oh, it's just like one person
1:16:11speaking.
1:16:13It's like It's like one person speaking
1:16:15in the whole chat. It's okay. What's
1:16:18good, YouTube? Hi, YouTube. Hi, YouTube.
1:16:21I came from YouTube. I love you. Thank
1:16:23you so much. Thank you.
1:16:25Okay, guys. Tell me why I'm already like
1:16:26sick of the Why am I like already sick
1:16:29of these?
1:16:31Oh, they're like I don't know. They
1:16:32taste kind of funky. Like I don't know.
1:16:35Maybe you guys should have it. Should I
1:16:37do a giveaway stream giving away my
1:16:39triple dippers? No, I'm just kidding.
1:16:41I'll probably take it to go. There's
1:16:44like there's like crumbs on my legs, on
1:16:46my thighs, bro. Cuz chili sucks, bro.
1:16:49Chili's
1:16:51their menu looked pretty good. Like I
1:16:52feel like if they got something else
1:16:53other than triple dippers, it'd be good.
1:16:55You know what I mean? $20 if you eat it
1:16:56in one bite. Bro, you're scamming me. I
1:16:58swear they're scamming me. They're
1:16:59scamming me. You know, I've got a
1:17:01boyfriend today.
1:17:03Me, too. You know what? I got a
1:17:05boyfriend, too. I have a boyfriend, too.
1:17:07No, I'm just kidding. Congratulations.
1:17:08Cheers. Cheers. Congratulations. Is your
1:17:11dad still taking a dump? Bro, I'm being
1:17:13for real. It's been like 20 minutes and
1:17:16he still hasn't come out of that
1:17:17restroom. He still hasn't come out.
1:17:18Where is he? Where did he go?
1:17:24I don't like his cheese difference,
1:17:25guys. I don't like it. It lowkey made my
1:17:28day even worse.
1:17:33I don't like that. I don't like it. It
1:17:35was good. It was good at first, but I
1:17:37feel like after you eat it more, it
1:17:38doesn't taste very good. I don't mess
1:17:41with it. I don't mess with it.
1:17:44Someone said, "Bru not want to be seen
1:17:45with you." Where is he? Literally, where
1:17:48did my dad go? Wait, let me call him.
1:17:50Maybe my dad should try the My My dad
1:17:52should try the mozzarella sticks. Let me
1:17:54call him. Let me call him. Let's call
1:17:57him.
1:18:01>> I love you. I love you, too.
1:18:07>> Is he going to answer?
1:18:10>> New job as a janitor.
1:18:13Bro, I want to be a streamer university
1:18:15janitor. Bro, y'all think Kaisen now
1:18:17will let me into his streamer university
1:18:18to be a janitor? Bro, is he actually
1:18:20still taking a poo?
1:18:23Bro, he might actually still be taking a
1:18:24poo cuz why is he not answering?
1:18:26Literally, why is he not answering?
1:18:29Bro, the chili's got to him. It got to
1:18:32him. Don't call him him. He's
1:18:35>> Hi. Where are you?
1:18:37>> I'm done eating.
1:18:38>> Oh, did you did you leave chili?
1:18:41>> I'm I'm just done eating. What do you
1:18:43want? Oh, do you do you want to try my
1:18:45uh triple dipper?
1:18:50>> Okay, I'll be right over.
1:18:51>> Okay, I'm on like the right side of the
1:18:52building. I'm like next to the restroom.
1:18:53>> Okay.
1:18:54>> Okay. Okay. Okay. Bet.
1:18:56>> Okay. Someone said he's halfway home.
1:18:58Okay. He's coming. He's coming. He's
1:19:00coming. He's coming. Maybe Maybe he'll
1:19:02like the Maybe he'll like the mozzarella
1:19:04stick. You feel me? Maybe he will. Maybe
1:19:06he will. Dad. Yeah. Facts. Facts. He
1:19:10could eat all of it for me. I'm full.
1:19:12I'm full. Yes. Thank you. He's dropping
1:19:15Triple Dipper. He's not mad, bro. I
1:19:17think he I think he's been mad since
1:19:19like this morning, bro. So, like Oh,
1:19:22here he comes.
1:19:23>> That's a lot of food.
1:19:24>> Yeah. You want to try it? This is This
1:19:27is the This is the trending famous
1:19:28mozzarella stick.
1:19:32>> You want to try it?
1:19:34>> Dip it in the sauce. Look, they gave me
1:19:35extra ranch. Dip it.
1:19:36>> Okay.
1:19:37>> Dip.
1:19:38>> Put it down.
1:19:39>> Oh, okay.
1:19:41>> Wow. This is
1:19:43>> What is it?
1:19:44>> Just take one bite and then pull it cuz
1:19:46it's like a cheese pole. You feel me?
1:19:51>> That was a horrible cheese pole. You
1:19:53were supposed to pull it.
1:19:56Do you like it?
1:19:59Show it to the
1:20:01Wow.
1:20:03Did you know Did you know that the world
1:20:05record for the longest cheese pull was
1:20:06pulled by a helicopter?
1:20:10Uh,
1:20:11>> okay.
1:20:20Why are they saying?
1:20:22>> Why? Why are you all saying? Stop. Why
1:20:25are you all saying?
1:20:28>> This is too cheesy for me. [laughter]
1:20:34>> Funny. I got to
1:20:36[laughter]
1:20:37funny funny.
1:20:40So funny, guys. So funny. So funny. So
1:20:44funny. So funny.
1:20:47So funny, guys. You're so funny. You're
1:20:48so funny.
1:20:53>> My face.
1:20:54>> Okay. Anyways, um guys, that's it for my
1:20:56mukbang. I'm not going to lie, that
1:20:58tasted kind of bad.
1:21:00>> Dad. Dad, you got me on the tab, right?
1:21:03>> What tab?
1:21:03>> Yeah, you got me on the tab.
1:21:05>> Me speak English.
1:21:13Can I eat this? [laughter]
1:21:15>> Yeah, you you could eat it.
1:21:23>> I don't want you to film me eating it.
1:21:25>> Eat it. Go.
1:21:27>> Turn around. Turn around.
1:21:29>> Okay, it's turn. I still never
1:21:32[laughter]
1:21:34>> um well I mean I think that was about it
1:21:37for the the triple dipper mukbang. That
1:21:41was uh definitely interesting. We ate
1:21:43most of it, right? It's all gone, guys.
1:21:47Look, somebody AI generate it and make
1:21:48it all gone to make it look like I ate
1:21:50all of it. Was that was all good, right?
1:21:54It didn't taste very good. I'm not going
1:21:55to lie.
1:21:57It didn't taste very good. How about How
1:21:58about your food? Did Did you like your
1:22:00food? Was it good?
1:22:02>> No.
1:22:04>> Kind of. What? What' you eat?
1:22:06>> Steak.
1:22:07>> Steak? You ate steak at Chili's?
1:22:10>> I ain't never heard of anybody eating
1:22:11steak at Chili's. What the heck? You
1:22:13actually ate steak?
1:22:14>> Yeah, it was okay.
1:22:16>> That sounds gross. Oh, hi. A So cute. So
1:22:23cute. Who just said Nova? I heard you
1:22:24were a new member at ADP. Can we Can we
1:22:26go ahead and ban them? Can we go ahead
1:22:28and ban them? Can we bend that person?
1:22:29Whoever just said that. Can we bend that
1:22:31person?
1:22:32>> Hi. Could I get a to-go box, please? And
1:22:34could I also get the check?
1:22:35>> Yeah. Some lids for the ranches and a
1:22:37little cup.
1:22:38>> Oh, yes, please. Thank you.
1:22:40>> A So cute. You're
1:22:42>> supposed to pay by this.
1:22:44>> Oh, you you you pay with this tablet.
1:22:46>> Yeah.
1:22:47>> Oh.
1:22:48Okay.
1:22:49>> What's the sauce?
1:22:50>> Pay now. One moment. We are. Okay. How
1:22:53much was it?
1:22:54>> $21.
1:22:57Yeah,
1:22:58>> this is $21 inflation.
1:23:03>> Yeah,
1:23:05>> this is really cheesy.
1:23:09>> Wait a damn minute. $21.
1:23:13>> Wait a damn minute. Dad, you got me
1:23:15right.
1:23:17>> Me don't speak English.
1:23:20>> I am FOB.
1:23:22>> You You got me right.
1:23:24>> You got me right.
1:23:27But please,
1:23:29>> please,
1:23:33>> please.
1:23:40>> So, so, so, so, so. Oh, thank you. Thank
1:23:42you so much.
1:23:42>> Absolutely. There's a bag for you.
1:23:44Anything else I grab for you, folks?
1:23:45>> Uh, that's about it. Thank you.
1:23:48>> Please.
1:23:56I guess I'll pay the $21.
1:24:00>> Pay in full.
1:24:01>> That's what you get for being cheesy.
1:24:06>> Proceed to pay. No, you're so pretty. M
1:24:09that person tip.
1:24:10>> No, that's not tip. That's a
1:24:12>> Oh, that's donate. Oh, sorry, St. Jude.
1:24:14You're not getting anything from me. But
1:24:16dad, please.
1:24:17>> You got me, right? You on the tab. You
1:24:20got me for the for the for the triple
1:24:22dippers. You don't got me.
1:24:30[clears throat]
1:24:31>> You must pay the price.
1:24:34>> Pay the price of what?
1:24:35>> Picking the wrong place to eat.
1:24:40[laughter]
1:24:41>> I have to pay. I have to pay.
1:24:44>> This sauce is good though. Only this
1:24:46sauce.
1:24:47This red sauce is good.
1:24:50>> $21. You're not going to eat this meat.
1:24:52>> $21.
1:24:55>> What?
1:24:56>> $21 for some ass triple dippers.
1:24:59>> Yeah.
1:25:00>> $21.
1:25:04>> I guess I'll pay it.
1:25:07>> Adultting is hard. I'm not even going to
1:25:09go wash dishes.
1:25:12>> Go wash dishes
1:25:14>> for a couple hours. I'll let you go
1:25:17without pain.
1:25:19You want me to ask the waitress?
1:25:21>> No, [laughter]
1:25:22I'm not going to wash dishes right now
1:25:24at Chili's. What do you mean?
1:25:30>> Unfortunately, it went through. Wait,
1:25:32how much should I How much should I tip?
1:25:34Guys, how much should I tip? Bro, I
1:25:36can't afford to tip, bro. They can
1:25:38understand if I tip zero.
1:25:39>> Yeah, you're too young to tip.
1:25:41>> Yeah, I'm too young to tip. I'm too
1:25:42young to tip. I'm only a minor, guys.
1:25:43I'm only a minor.
1:25:44>> You better
1:25:45>> I'm just a minor. I'm just
1:25:47>> No, you got to tip.
1:25:49[laughter]
1:25:50>> You just said I'm too young to tip.
1:25:52Okay, how much should I tip?
1:25:54>> How good was your service?
1:25:56>> Uh, it was pretty good. They gave me a
1:25:57free ranch.
1:25:59>> Oh,
1:26:00>> tip, bro. They were nice%.
1:26:03>> Okay. How Okay. Um,
1:26:05>> calculated
1:26:06>> three $3.
1:26:08>> Is $3 good, guys.
1:26:11>> Tip five. $5.
1:26:13>> Is five good?
1:26:16Then that means I'm paying $26.
1:26:18>> Oh yeah.
1:26:20>> 21 to 26.
1:26:22>> Wait. Three cents.
1:26:24>> $4.
1:26:25>> Three cents.
1:26:27>> $4 make.
1:26:30But you better not come back.
1:26:36>> $4 make it 25.
1:26:38>> $4. That's 25%.
1:26:41>> $4.
1:26:42>> Oh yeah. That's Oh yeah. $4 is 25%,
1:26:44right?
1:26:45>> No, it's not.
1:26:46>> Oh,
1:26:47>> what's the total 20?
1:26:49>> Okay, they're getting $4, I guess. I
1:26:51guess I got
1:26:52>> 17% or something.
1:26:53>> All right, pay $25. You sure you don't
1:26:56got my tab?
1:26:58>> Huh?
1:26:59>> You sure you don't got my tab?
1:27:00>> I'm just fresh off the boat. Okay. I
1:27:02have no money.
1:27:04>> He's lying. He's lying. Okay. Sigh.
1:27:08Sigh. You're laring as broke, guys. I'm
1:27:12broke, girl. I'm broke. I'm a broke boy.
1:27:15Broke boy. Broke boy. Broke. Broke boy.
1:27:18Yay.
1:27:20Yay.
1:27:22>> Yay. 20 $25 for
1:27:28>> I'm going to I'm going to put it to go.
1:27:30>> Oh, really?
1:27:31>> Yeah. I'm going to put it to go.
1:27:34>> It's going in the to-go box.
1:27:36Oh, this isn't even big enough. This
1:27:39isn't even big enough. No, we're never
1:27:41getting a car. Don't you make money from
1:27:44streaming? Okay. Yeah, I do make money
1:27:46from streaming. I should just spend it.
1:27:47I'm being dramatic. I'm being dramatic,
1:27:49y'all. I'm being dramatic. I'm being
1:27:51dramatic. I'm being dramat Oh.
1:27:56>> Ooh. What's over there?
1:27:58>> That does look good. That does look
1:28:00good. That's for the sauce. Oh, that
1:28:02makes sense. Oh, that makes sense.
1:28:05Okay. In the slider goes.
1:28:08>> In the slider goes.
1:28:11>> In the slider goes. Look at that cheese,
1:28:12bro. Ew. It doesn't look good. It
1:28:15doesn't look very good. Okay, now let's
1:28:17let's dump the ranch.
1:28:20You're an idiot. What do you mean? What
1:28:23do you mean, guys? Bro, y'all were lying
1:28:25when you said the triple dippers were
1:28:27good. Y'all got my hopes up. Y'all said
1:28:29y'all said y'all all ate it before and
1:28:31that it was good.
1:28:32Okay, here's the big bowl of ranch. Wow,
1:28:36that's a lot of ranch. Low needs this
1:28:38ranch at home cuz I cuz I be getting
1:28:40like McDonald's and [ __ ] Like I need
1:28:41ranch. You feel me? Pour the ranch on
1:28:44your head, bro. I'll do it if somebody
1:28:46bro I'll pour wrench on my head for for
1:28:4850 gift. No, I'm just kidding. I'll do
1:28:51it for like 20. Bro, that'll that'll pay
1:28:53that'll pay off my uh that'll pay off my
1:28:56um my $25 triple dipper. I've been to
1:28:59that exact location. It's buns. Wa.
1:29:02You've been to this exact location? Wa.
1:29:06She's been here for a long time. I got
1:29:07to say like maybe 30 years at least.
1:29:10>> That's all me. That's older than me.
1:29:13Dang.
1:29:14>> Huh?
1:29:14>> It's all me. Okay. Ready to go.
1:29:20>> Ready to go.
1:29:22>> I'm I'm still seeing what what else I
1:29:24can.
1:29:25>> You're still hungry?
1:29:27>> No, I just kind of don't know about.
1:29:29Let's go.
1:29:30>> Okay. Okay. Let's go. Let's [screaming]
1:29:32go. Let's go.
1:29:36Mr. Beast has been to the Chili's in
1:29:38that exact spot. Really? Mr. Beast has
1:29:41been here, bro. Bro, I remember that,
1:29:44bro. Me and Mr. Beast like we collabed
1:29:46and like we both went here together and
1:29:47we ate at Chili's and we like both like
1:29:50ate at Chili's and stuff. You feel me?
1:29:52Like we both ate at Chili's.
1:29:54Okay. Ready to leave?
1:29:55>> Can I take this stuff?
1:29:56>> No, I'm good.
1:29:57>> I don't want it. I'll do it later. I
1:30:00don't want it.
1:30:01>> You take it then.
1:30:02>> I don't have a to-go box.
1:30:04>> Well, okay. You sure you want that?
1:30:07>> Yeah.
1:30:07>> Okay.
1:30:08>> The sauce.
1:30:09>> My dad wants this like buffalo sauce or
1:30:11something. I don't know. The kid crying
1:30:14in the back. Bro, guys, I was Bro, can
1:30:17y'all tell before stream I was crying? I
1:30:19was watching Jinxy play The Last of Us
1:30:21and he got to like a really part a sad
1:30:23part of it and I started crying. Bro, by
1:30:25the way, this is a hot take, but The
1:30:26Last of Us Part Two is better than The
1:30:28Last of Us Part One. The Tu 2 is better
1:30:31than Tu 1. I don't know if you guys ever
1:30:33played it, but it's so much better than
1:30:34Tulu 1. I don't know why, but everybody
1:30:36always says Tu 1 is so much better. Too
1:30:40is the best one, guys. It's the best
1:30:41one. You should go to Subway and get my
1:30:43exact order. I should do a stream where
1:30:45I go somewhere and like get like y'all
1:30:48give me y'all's exact orders and I have
1:30:49to get it. L guys, I don't love The Last
1:30:52of Us, bro. I would never learn The Last
1:30:54of Us. And y'all know I played it, bro.
1:30:56I literally play played it on stream. Is
1:30:58that a video game? Yes. You don't know
1:30:59what The Last of Us is? You should You
1:31:01should search it up. You should search
1:31:02it up.
1:31:04>> Stop. You're flicking water at me. Okay.
1:31:06Ready to go.
1:31:09>> I don't think he's very happy with the
1:31:10chilies.
1:31:13I don't think he's very happy with the
1:31:14chilies. Okay. Oh, let's go. Let's go.
1:31:18Let's go. Let's go. Can you Can you
1:31:19carry it for
1:31:20>> this? I'll put it in here. No, I already
1:31:23have a big bowl of ranch. Oh. Oh, this.
1:31:25Okay.
1:31:27Could you help me hold it, please?
1:31:29>> What?
1:31:29>> Hold the box, please. Thank you.
1:31:31>> All right. Five eyelet songs. If you're
1:31:34not a LAR, it's me, Magnetic, uh, Super
1:31:37Shy, um,
1:31:40almond and coconut chocolate or whatever
1:31:42it's called. Something like that.
1:31:44Something like that. But I was kicking
1:31:46you out the second it turns 12 on your
1:31:47birthday. Yeah, that's Yeah, they gave
1:31:49me like a a fat bowl of ranch. like
1:31:51actually.
1:31:52>> All right.
1:31:52>> Wait, what you can do
1:31:54>> backward? Okay, let go. Let it go. Can I
1:31:58tell you my Subway order and you can do
1:32:00it? Yes, that's a that's a good idea.
1:32:01Tell me your subway order. Bro, I swear
1:32:03if it's like 30 lb of cheese, 30 lb of
1:32:05lettuce, 30 lb of ham.
1:32:08Why am I going through the emergency
1:32:09exit?
1:32:11Ain't this an emergency exit?
1:32:13>> Exit.
1:32:14>> Oh, okay. It's like red, so I thought it
1:32:15was like an emergency exit. [music]
1:32:18[laughter]
1:32:18Okay, bro. That chilies was buns, bro.
1:32:21That was horrible.
1:32:24Now my stomach is going to feel funny.
1:32:25And the food wasn't even good, bro.
1:32:27Like, at least whenever I ate bulldog, I
1:32:29[ __ ] like 30 lbs. But like, at least it
1:32:30was good. You know,
1:32:32>> gone to a
1:32:33>> to what?
1:32:34>> The crawfish place.
1:32:37>> Oh, yeah. The crawfish place. Bro, I
1:32:39should do a seafood boil mukbang next.
1:32:42Bro, I'm so fat. I'm so big backed. I'm
1:32:45so ch. I'm so ch. Name all cats. I saw.
1:32:49Okay, guys. I don't know all the cats
1:32:50eye songs, bro. Like, like, okay. Like,
1:32:52who knows all the cats eye songs? Like,
1:32:54y'all y'all are sitting there telling me
1:32:55y you guys can name all of the catsai
1:32:57songs. Exactly. Y'all can't. Y'all
1:33:00can't. Y'all can't. Okay. Anyways,
1:33:03y'all, w stream, guys. Sorry it was a
1:33:06short stream. I'm insanely tired cuz I
1:33:08literally got back from school like an
1:33:10hour ago. But that was that was a fun
1:33:12stream, y'all. That was a fun stream.
1:33:14Got a lot of got a lot of clips in. Yo,
1:33:16also guys, long form editors, please hit
1:33:18me up because I've been editing my long
1:33:20form uh myself these days and I plea I
1:33:23really really need a long form editor.
1:33:25So, if you're So, if you're a long form
1:33:26editor, like please hit me up. Like,
1:33:28actually, please. Patty Povy. Okay.
1:33:30Okay. All right. All right, guys. Before
1:33:32we leave, who should we raid? Also, bye
1:33:34YouTube. Thank you for watching YouTube.
1:33:36Sorry I don't interact with YouTube
1:33:37chat. I'm sorry. Um, for I can only
1:33:40interact with Twitch. All right. Follow
1:33:42me on twitch.tv/novie. I remember the
1:33:45time you almost got kidnapped doing d
1:33:46doing Pokemon cards. Bro, that that
1:33:48video has like 5 million views on
1:33:50YouTube and I'm not I'm not even
1:33:51kidding. I'm not even kidding. Ray Nater
1:33:53is Nater for life. Nater's life. We
1:33:56should Ray Nater. I haven't I haven't
1:33:58talked to him in a minute.
1:33:58>> You going to go get boba since it's
1:34:00here?
1:34:00>> Oh, it's closed. I tried to, but it's
1:34:02closed.
1:34:03>> Oh, it's closed.
1:34:04>> Yeah. Really?
1:34:05>> Yeah. I don't have a business. I I think
1:34:06it's shut down. Wait, guys. The boba
1:34:08place we went to was like shut down,
1:34:10right?
1:34:10>> Wow.
1:34:12>> Yeah. Wait, who's Chiao?
1:34:14Raid Nator with Chiao. Oh, wait. Let me
1:34:16put my seat belt on. All right, let's
1:34:19see who should we raid.
1:34:21H
1:34:26raid Nath. Bro, Natalia does not go
1:34:28live, bro. Are
1:34:28>> you sure that really they closed?
1:34:30>> I mean, I I don't know. It said some
1:34:32sort of like it had like some sort of
1:34:33like lease paper on it.
1:34:35>> Somehow they they lost the lease cuz
1:34:37they didn't pay rent.
1:34:38>> Really? Wait, go check go check it out.
1:34:40>> Really? You saw a WGO?
1:34:41>> Like I I don't know. I don't know if I'm
1:34:42right or not. Let's go. Only MJ. Guys,
1:34:45who should we raid? Give me Give me Give
1:34:47me like a Give me Give me a smaller
1:34:49streamer, guys. Give me a small stream
1:34:50to raid. Let's Let's make like Let's
1:34:52like Let's look at somebody who has like
1:34:54one viewer. Does that rate speed is
1:34:57speed actually still alive?
1:34:59>> Go to the lake. You plan to eat the
1:35:02wicked ice.
1:35:04>> Do you want that?
1:35:05>> I don't know. Do you?
1:35:06>> Oh, sure. Okay. Raid SP raid cheese
1:35:09louise. Who is Cheese Louise?
1:35:12>> H
1:35:15Kevin full mayor
1:35:17>> gone. Oh my god. Police went out of
1:35:19business.
1:35:19>> Kung Fu Ta actually went out of
1:35:21business.
1:35:21>> Oh my god,
1:35:22>> bro. Kung Fu Tea went out of business,
1:35:24bro. What the heck, bro? That was like
1:35:27actually my favorite boba place, too.
1:35:29That was literally my favorite boba
1:35:30place. Okay, let's rate this person
1:35:32called Kev Kevin Feer. Let's rate them.
1:35:36Yeah. slash Ray. Um, she isn't Austin.
1:35:41She is Kut's daughter. Wait, who? Who
1:35:44are y'all talking about? One second. I
1:35:46need to log into my toolkit so I can end
1:35:48stream.
1:35:49>> That Chili was pretty bad.
1:35:51>> Yeah, that was so bad. Like I I expected
1:35:52it to be good cuz everybody in chat was
1:35:54like, "Oh no, the ch the Chili's triple
1:35:56dipper is so good."
1:35:57>> Maybe their location they have better
1:35:59>> chilies.
1:36:00>> Okay, guys. Join join my Discord, y'all.
1:36:03Join my Discord if you're not already in
1:36:04my Discord. make sure to join that. Um,
1:36:08thank you guys for watching. Thank you
1:36:09for all the subs, the the donos, the
1:36:11gifteds for being here. I appreciate
1:36:13y'all so much. All right. Sorry it was a
1:36:15short stream. Um, I'm going to have to
1:36:17be doing shorter streams cuz, you know,
1:36:19school has started except on the
1:36:21weekends. On the weekends, I could
1:36:22stream as much as I want, y'all. As much
1:36:24as I want. Okay. Slash raid Kevin Kevon.
1:36:29Kev on full mayor. One second. Kev on
1:36:32full mayor. All right, everybody join up
1:36:35the raid. Okay, everybody join up the
1:36:36raid. All right, goodbye YouTube as
1:36:38well. Okay, thank you. Thank you YouTube
1:36:40for giving me such good streams lately.
1:36:42I'll see you guys um um when I'll see
1:36:45you all I'll see youall tomorrow. Yeah,
1:36:47I'll see you tomorrow. And I can stream
1:36:48as long as I want cuz I have no school.
1:36:50Okay. All right. Goodbye y'all.

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