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I Tried Omoggle… — Transcript

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  1. 0:00We're gonna do Omgle today. I don't know
  2. 0:02if Omgle's TOS is omaggle to I saw other
  3. 0:06people doing it, but somebody I know
  4. 0:08omega you're not allowed to do. Omgle is
  5. 0:11a live face rating and 1 v1 arena where
  6. 0:13players compete, climb elo, unlock
  7. 0:15ranks, and battle for a leaderboard.
  8. 0:17Bro, what? So, how does this work?
  9. 0:22I'm a sub three right now.
  10. 0:25The lab solo calibration global rank
  11. 0:29private room one v one arena how to mog
  12. 0:34face forward you win. Oh, you always
  13. 0:36start in sub three. Wait, so this is
  14. 0:40this is literally like a BP like face
  15. 0:44grinding game. You start in you start in
  16. 0:47sub three and you have to work your way
  17. 0:49up. I have zero wins, zero losses. I'm
  18. 0:52unranked. Peak 400 ELO. an X-rank low
  19. 0:54tier normie. What do you think my Mog
  20. 0:57rating will be? Hold up. I got to fix my
  21. 0:58hair.
  22. 1:02Should I be like flexing my jaw? Like
  23. 1:05what's going to give me a better rating?
  24. 1:09Hold up. Let's focus.
  25. 1:12All right. If I'm going to Mog off, I
  26. 1:13have to be like
  27. 1:16I want my forehead to look as small as
  28. 1:18possible because that's going to get me
  29. 1:20a lower rating. If my if my if my uh
  30. 1:23forehead's showing. What is solo
  31. 1:26calibration? Scan. Run a biometric test
  32. 1:28to unlock your mog score. Trait
  33. 1:29breakdown. Identify flaw and improvement
  34. 1:31protocols.
  35. 1:33What the Oh, I have to sign in to
  36. 1:36[ __ ] I have to sign in to be able to
  37. 1:39get a rank. I don't know. [laughter]
  38. 1:44Is this a safe website?
  39. 1:46Should I sign in? Like should I should I
  40. 1:49sign in? Make a fake email. Jinxy did it
  41. 1:54twice, but did he sign in? I don't know,
  42. 1:56man. It's saying Google will allow Yazu
  43. 1:58World's fukuo.supbase.co
  44. 2:04to access this info about you.
  45. 2:07That's like a very sketchy.
  46. 2:11Can I do one v1s as guest? Oh, I can. I
  47. 2:14can do a one v one as a guest. Does this
  48. 2:17work?
  49. 2:19Add a profile photo.
  50. 2:21Your face becomes your avatar. Oh my
  51. 2:24god. Wait, there's a guy.
  52. 2:26What the [ __ ]
  53. 2:29>> Oh [ __ ] bro.
  54. 2:33[laughter]
  55. 2:33>> Those [ __ ] laughing. Yo, who is
  56. 2:37this guy?
  57. 2:41>> Bro,
  58. 2:42>> 42.
  59. 2:42>> Let me get a picture, bro.
  60. 2:44>> Get a picture, bro. I'm you. What are we
  61. 2:46going in overtime? We don't even have a
  62. 2:47score, [laughter]
  63. 2:48>> bro. Come on, bro.
  64. 2:51>> Yeah, get mogged, [ __ ] See you later.
  65. 2:55>> Jesus, there's a mic. I can talk to
  66. 2:59them.
  67. 3:00Oh, hell no. I got to take my headset
  68. 3:03off. Yeah, but then I can't hear what
  69. 3:04they're saying. How do I mute them? I
  70. 3:06don't I need I Bro, there's 6,000 people
  71. 3:10online. Wait till I won that. I got
  72. 3:12rated a 58, though. Jesus. Wait, I gotta
  73. 3:16like sit up.
  74. 3:18I feel like I gota like stick my hair
  75. 3:20out. He probably knows you. This game is
  76. 3:23just so weird.
  77. 3:25It's inaccurate. Yeah, but how is it
  78. 3:28determining your mog score is what I'm
  79. 3:30saying. I don't understand.
  80. 3:32I don't understand how it's determining
  81. 3:34that.
  82. 3:36All right. I got a I got a full face.
  83. 3:38Yeah. Don't Don't move at all.
  84. 3:41Do you think it's going to scan
  85. 3:43>> connecting? No.
  86. 3:48>> Oh my god.
  87. 3:51>> Yo. Oh my god. You got the god. You got
  88. 3:54the god.
  89. 3:55>> Yo, you're getting logged like crazy,
  90. 3:56bro. Chad light type [ __ ]
  91. 3:59>> Take a photo. Take a photo.
  92. 4:04>> Yeah. Take a photo, bro. 85. 86. Clean.
  93. 4:08Clean. High tier elo, bro. Climbing the
  94. 4:10ranks.
  95. 4:12>> Staring right into the camera. I just
  96. 4:13had Joe.
  97. 4:15>> Yo.
  98. 4:17>> OH, 85 IS ACTUALLY AWESOME.
  99. 4:2185 is actually awesome, bro. Holy. Yo,
  100. 4:25[ __ ] Yo, chat, if you
  101. 4:26recognize me, that's fine, bro. If
  102. 4:29you're streaming, if you're streaming,
  103. 4:30lock in, bro. This is a moff. This is a
  104. 4:33moff. What are we doing? I'm sitting
  105. 4:35here try I'm sitting here trying to lock
  106. 4:37in and climb ELO and everybody's Oh, let
  107. 4:38me get a picture, bro. I'm literally
  108. 4:41trying to get to low tier norm rank.
  109. 4:44Flex on them. All right. Ready.
  110. 4:47Hold up. I gotta lock in.
  111. 4:50Should I stare at the camera, though? I
  112. 4:52don't think I should be staring at the
  113. 4:53camera. Does that I don't think my eye I
  114. 4:56don't think where my eyes are matters.
  115. 5:04What the [ __ ] You have to stare.
  116. 5:07I should look at the camera. Why was I
  117. 5:0953 on the first one? Because I was
  118. 5:11moving. This doesn't make any sense. Why
  119. 5:13is there nobody in my Is there nobody in
  120. 5:15my ELO?
  121. 5:16What's happening? God, am I just that
  122. 5:18low of a rank? There's no one that low.
  123. 5:21Why is What do you mean there's nobody
  124. 5:22that low? Doesn't everybody start at 400
  125. 5:25ELO?
  126. 5:26It's because I'm too attractive, dude.
  127. 5:28I'm still in [ __ ] sub three rank. Oh
  128. 5:31my god, I have to poop so bad.
  129. 5:34God, I'm luxing and poop maxing right
  130. 5:36now. Crazy. Yo, there's like actually
  131. 5:39still searching. All right. Well, I
  132. 5:41guess we'll just [ __ ] sit here and
  133. 5:42talk. Oh.
  134. 5:46Oh. Run again. Run again. Run again. Run
  135. 5:49again. Run again. Lock in.
  136. 5:53[snorts]
  137. 6:13Get mogged, bro.
  138. 6:16>> What is he doing that? WHAT ARE YOU
  139. 6:18DOING THAT [ __ ] WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT
  140. 6:19[ __ ] with your [ __ ] FACE? THERE'S NO
  141. 6:21YEAH, MOCKED. EDGED. PAUSE. WHAT? EDGED.
  142. 6:26EDGED. What does edged mean? Yo, also,
  143. 6:28is this not the most awkward thing in
  144. 6:30the [ __ ] world? Like I'm dying on the
  145. 6:33inside in these lobbies, chat. There is
  146. 6:35a guy just dead silent going.
  147. 6:40It's [laughter] like this is so awkward.
  148. 6:44You cooked him, bro. But I'm not like
  149. 6:47climbing ELO. I think it's because I'm
  150. 6:48going against I'm going against low elo
  151. 6:50chuds. I need to go against somebody
  152. 6:52that's a high elo. I'm getting 83. I'm
  153. 6:55still in sub three. Doesn't make any
  154. 6:57sense.
  155. 6:59It's fully random.
  156. 7:05Some random some straight guy said I
  157. 7:07looked hot as [ __ ]
  158. 7:10>> Lock in, bro.
  159. 7:19>> Why am I at 58? [laughter]
  160. 7:20What the [ __ ] 84, BRO. IT'S NOT EVEN
  161. 7:23SCANNING HIS F.
  162. 7:25>> I don't know which chick is strange.
  163. 7:29Four. Four. It changes every time. IT'S
  164. 7:33THE SAME [ __ ] [ __ ] I'M literally
  165. 7:35I'm literally What do you mean mocked?
  166. 7:37How am I getting mogged there? I It It
  167. 7:39gave me a four on the first one and then
  168. 7:42a nine. I'm getting a four, eight, four,
  169. 7:44then a four again. What the [ __ ] is
  170. 7:46this? You're subhuman. I'm not Bro, two
  171. 7:50wins, one loss. I got to take my
  172. 7:52headset. Is there a way that I can mute
  173. 7:54them just so I could take my headset
  174. 7:56off? Because I feel like I need to lock
  175. 7:58in. How do I mute [ __ ] Hold
  176. 8:01up.
  177. 8:14Bro, nine.
  178. 8:27Oh my god. It's It's pointing out my
  179. 8:29negative cancel tilt. Holy [ __ ] Wait,
  180. 8:32this app is actually unreal.
  181. 8:36I'm sorry, bro. I mogged that guy. There
  182. 8:38is no It actually just point. It said
  183. 8:40flaw negative canful tail. It actually
  184. 8:42knows that I have a negative canful
  185. 8:43tail. Wait, that's [ __ ] up. This is
  186. 8:45like making me insecure.
  187. 8:49That guy got a nine. I've never seen a
  188. 8:52nine. Hold up. Is there a way that I can
  189. 8:54make my eyes not look like a negative
  190. 8:56canthle tail?
  191. 8:59That's where I have I have prey eyes,
  192. 9:01chat. That makes me a chud. That makes
  193. 9:04me a chud. My eyes are like this instead
  194. 9:05of like this.
  195. 9:09No, that wouldn't work. It wouldn't fill
  196. 9:11the camera frame. I was going to say,
  197. 9:12what if I put up a picture of someone?
  198. 9:14[snorts]
  199. 9:15What if you What if I do like a picture
  200. 9:17of like Channing Tatum? Wouldn't that
  201. 9:19climb? Elo, you got to squint. So, say
  202. 9:22go like this.
  203. 9:26like point like point my eyes downwards.
  204. 9:39>> I was
  205. 9:40started laughing.
  206. 9:48>> Yo, mine doesn't actually lagging so
  207. 9:50badly.
  208. 9:54>> Oh, [ __ ]
  209. 9:55>> Wait, wait, wait. I think I was on
  210. 9:56someone's Wait, wait.
  211. 9:57>> This was a fake stream, right?
  212. 9:59>> This was a fake stream cuz I was on
  213. 10:04>> Yeah, that [ __ ] was fake as [ __ ] Yo, it
  214. 10:07actually I can't I Dude, I can't look at
  215. 10:09the I can't look at the guy to my right.
  216. 10:11Also, it's all men. Number one, it's all
  217. 10:14men. Every everybody is a guy on this.
  218. 10:16Also, I I look over and they're just
  219. 10:19going
  220. 10:24like I need to stare I need to stare
  221. 10:28straight on. Like if I pivot my eyes and
  222. 10:31I see them, I just start I start
  223. 10:33laughing. Like I need to just [ __ ]
  224. 10:38I'm going to do that. I'm going to do
  225. 10:39that. I'm going to lock in. Suck in your
  226. 10:41cheeks.
  227. 10:48like that.
  228. 10:53[snorts]
  229. 10:54>> You're going to get mugged, [ __ ]
  230. 10:58Yo,
  231. 11:03get mugged. Jawbot,
  232. 11:05>> [ __ ] you.
  233. 11:06>> [ __ ] you, [ __ ]
  234. 11:13Get m [ __ ]
  235. 11:21THAT'S CHEATING. THAT'S CHEATING. THAT'S
  236. 11:23CHEATING. YOU'RE NOT. IT'S COVER YOUR
  237. 11:25FOREHEAD. OH MY GOD. THIS IS LAME, BRO.
  238. 11:28This is lame. THIS IS LAME. AND HE'S
  239. 11:31TALKING [ __ ] THE WHOLE TIME AND I CAN'T
  240. 11:32[ __ ] SPEAK BECAUSE THE SECOND I SPEAK
  241. 11:34IT GOES, "OH, negative canful tail. Oh,
  242. 11:36negative canful tail. Oh, negative
  243. 11:38canful tail." IF I START TALKING, I GET
  244. 11:39A [ __ ] SIX.
  245. 11:44OKAY.
  246. 11:45OKAY. I'm locked in. I have a 33 [ __ ]
  247. 11:47win ratio right now.
  248. 11:50>> Luka, you don't need Bob.
  249. 11:51>> No, he's fighting his bottle.
  250. 11:53>> Luka,
  251. 11:54>> is that Joe Bloss?
  252. 11:57>> He's a streamer.
  253. 11:58>> That is not Joe.
  254. 11:59>> That is two fingers of you, Joe.
  255. 12:02See, that's not Joe.
  256. 12:04>> That is
  257. 12:16Yo, that's crazy. Yo, that's actually
  258. 12:19crazy. I OH MY GOD. I WON. YES.
  259. 12:22[screaming]
  260. 12:24YES.
  261. 12:26OH, I won that. I won that. I won that.
  262. 12:29I won that. Bro, it does it take your
  263. 12:31average rating? I don't think it takes
  264. 12:34See, I don't think it's your peak
  265. 12:36because you could peak at nine, but if
  266. 12:38you're averaging a seven, it goes like
  267. 12:4174.
  268. 12:43Yeah, it's average. Take that headset
  269. 12:45off, bro. Then I can't hear what they're
  270. 12:46saying.
  271. 12:48All right, I'll take my headset off. I'm
  272. 12:50going to mute the desktop audio just in
  273. 12:52case.
  274. 12:54Just in case. I don't want them
  275. 12:56screaming the n-word [laughter] or
  276. 12:58something like that because then I'm
  277. 13:01like they could just be screaming a slur
  278. 13:02and I'm just sitting here going
  279. 13:06locked in. Put the beanie on. You think
  280. 13:12Oh my god, bro. Like put me in the game.
  281. 13:16Their connection still being set up,
  282. 13:17bro. They playing on a [ __ ]
  283. 13:2439.
  284. 13:36What the [ __ ] Yo, [laughter] what the
  285. 13:38[ __ ] Am I chopped? Holy [ __ ] 39. I'm
  286. 13:44putting the beanie on. I got to cover my
  287. 13:45fat ass forehead.
  288. 13:48That'll save us. That'll save us. Hats.
  289. 13:51Hats, chat. Hats. This is what we need.
  290. 13:55This is what we need. You got to reset
  291. 13:57when it does that, bro. But I'm just
  292. 13:59like, was the headset giving?
  293. 14:09Excuse me. Waiting for opponent. God
  294. 14:11damn, dude. Takes forever for people to
  295. 14:14join. You're the guy from Tik Tok.
  296. 14:20Oh, you uh you saw the beanie. Oh,
  297. 14:23you're just putting that two and two
  298. 14:25together.
  299. 14:27HOLY [ __ ] YO, DON'T JOIN A Mog off if
  300. 14:32you can't [ __ ] get in, dude. Damn. Oh
  301. 14:35my god. I'm sitting here waiting
  302. 14:36forever. Yo, has Clav done this yet?
  303. 14:39What did he get?
  304. 14:41Hold up.
  305. 14:57Easy
  306. 15:11win. Easy win. Yo, GG's, bro.
  307. 15:16Too too sad, too bad, dumbass. He just
  308. 15:19said the N word like five times. That's
  309. 15:22exactly why I muted. That is exactly why
  310. 15:24I had the desktop audio. That
  311. 15:26[ __ ] just said the n-word hard R
  312. 15:28seven times. Yo, your white ass should
  313. 15:30not be saying that [ __ ] bro. Literally
  314. 15:32exactly. I said, "Gez, bro." I hop on, I
  315. 15:34just hear him ripping the hard R. Wow.
  316. 15:37Literally the the exact reason when you
  317. 15:39guys say when you guys say, "Oh, Joe,
  318. 15:41you shouldn't [ __ ] uh you shouldn't
  319. 15:44play you shouldn't play uh with your
  320. 15:46[ __ ] headset on." Well, I have to
  321. 15:48mute the audio because then they
  322. 15:49literally I put my headset on. He's
  323. 15:51saying a slur. I'm keeping the headset
  324. 15:52on. Holy. It was muted. Yeah, I know.
  325. 15:55Good. That [ __ ] was insane. Yo, go GG's.
  326. 16:00He just leans in, just starts saying the
  327. 16:01N word.
  328. 16:04That guy looks like he's about to show
  329. 16:05his ball sack. Get me out of here. Holy.
  330. 16:08What the [ __ ] was that angle? See that?
  331. 16:10I like I don't I don't know. I don't
  332. 16:13know. I don't know about this game, bro.
  333. 16:15I [laughter] don't I don't know about
  334. 16:17this game, bro. That guy was shirtless
  335. 16:19with his with the angle was all the way
  336. 16:21at the bottom. I tabbed out of that
  337. 16:23[ __ ] Holy. Nah, bro. I don't Yo, this
  338. 16:27is literally like a It's just turning
  339. 16:28into Omega.
  340. 16:30I don't know, man.
  341. 16:33I'll cue like a few more, but that [ __ ]
  342. 16:36is getting like concerning.
  343. 16:39I wonder why. Well, doesn't Omegle not
  344. 16:41exist anymore? Did they bring that back?
  345. 16:43I don't remember if they brought that
  346. 16:45back.
  347. 16:46I know Omega's toos. I don't know. I
  348. 16:49don't think this game is though. I feel
  349. 16:52like last time I heard Omega got banned
  350. 16:54or like removed and then somebody
  351. 16:56created like basically a dupe of it.
  352. 16:59It's called the It's not called the same
  353. 17:00thing now. Yeah. Should we run that
  354. 17:02again? God damn, bro. That's getting
  355. 17:04like scary. I I put on my headset.
  356. 17:06Dude's ripping the hard R. The other
  357. 17:08dude I And I lose ELO for that. That's
  358. 17:09crazy. That's actually crazy. I I would
  359. 17:12have mogged that guy, too.
  360. 17:21Yo, don't start don't start your camera
  361. 17:24with you off screen. It looks like
  362. 17:26you're about to show your nut sack or
  363. 17:28something. Oh, he didn't EVEN HEAR ME.
  364. 17:29>> OH MY GOOD PART OF OOZIE.
  365. 17:31>> YEAH. What's up, bro?
  366. 17:35[laughter]
  367. 17:36Like, why are they start Why are they
  368. 17:39starting the comp like this?
  369. 17:44Like, is that not is that not crazy?
  370. 17:47Like just start, bro. Literally just
  371. 17:49start like that. Just [ __ ] stare at
  372. 17:50the camera. It's awkward, bro. I mean,
  373. 17:53yeah, it's going to be awkward, but I'm
  374. 17:54saying like it's just [ __ ] like I
  375. 17:56have to set full face cam because I'm
  376. 17:58like this guy's like arm is in frame and
  377. 17:59it looks like he might be naked. Like
  378. 18:02shit's crazy.
  379. 18:08>> This is a
  380. 18:12no,
  381. 18:14bro.
  382. 18:21Oh my god, you're funny. You're one v
  383. 18:23one winning part. Oh my god, you're
  384. 18:24going to win.
  385. 18:26>> [ __ ]
  386. 18:28>> bro's not winning that [ __ ] Yo, GG.
  387. 18:30>> Oh my god. Oh my god.
  388. 18:33>> No, bro. No. My god. You actually
  389. 18:36[laughter]
  390. 18:39>> Oh my god. No. This game's kind of fun.
  391. 18:42This game's kind of fun. Should I try to
  392. 18:44get like a really low score?
  393. 18:47I'm gonna try and get a really I'm gonna
  394. 18:48get the lowest score I can.
  395. 18:53I'll do one for the lowest score and
  396. 18:54then I'm done.
  397. 18:57Melt maxing.
  398. 18:59Hold up.
  399. 19:07Like that. Tongue out.
  400. 19:11Like mouth open. I got to find a new
  401. 19:13match, bro. Nobody's in there. Lift your
  402. 19:15eyebrows up.
  403. 19:19Like a
  404. 19:24No way.
  405. 19:27No way. Just
  406. 19:30What the [ __ ]
  407. 19:33[snorts]
  408. 19:44How the [ __ ] did that give me an eight?
  409. 19:46>> No [ __ ] way, Joe B. No way.
  410. 19:50>> How did that give me an eight? Why? Why
  411. 19:53am I getting an eight from that? I feel
  412. 19:55like I'm [ __ ] in my face.
  413. 19:58That gave me like a better average score
  414. 20:00than if I just didn't do anything. It
  415. 20:02needed to be a double chin. I feel like
  416. 20:04I need to like change my face struct.
  417. 20:06Wait,
  418. 20:08do you think it would
  419. 20:10do you think this would work?
  420. 20:13Like would it would it would it scan
  421. 20:15this?
  422. 20:17>> No
  423. 20:20audio.
  424. 20:23>> [ __ ] it.
  425. 20:27>> Scam, [ __ ]
  426. 20:32>> No. No way.
  427. 20:34He's
  428. 20:37not scaring it.
  429. 20:40>> That's [ __ ] lame.
  430. 20:45>> No way.
  431. 20:48>> No way. No way. It wouldn't scan.
  432. 20:53Why would it not scan? What do you mean
  433. 20:56gang signs? Oh, was he throwing up gang
  434. 20:58signs? He was throwing up gang signs,
  435. 21:01bro. See, I'm like actually so focused
  436. 21:03on just staring at the camera. That was
  437. 21:04racist. What? That I said no. I It's
  438. 21:07what he said.
  439. 21:09How's that [ __ ] racist? One more. One
  440. 21:12more game. I need one more win and then
  441. 21:15I'll be done.
  442. 21:20That's it. That's it. That's what we
  443. 21:21need to do. That's what we need to do.
  444. 21:22I'll get like a two.
  445. 21:25>> Yeah. Yeah.
  446. 21:31Oh, shoot.
  447. 21:34>> I'm playing Joe.
  448. 21:58There's noise.
  449. 21:59>> That is not
  450. 22:01>> That is not lock in.
  451. 22:03>> I had to lock in real quick there. Chat
  452. 22:05[laughter] logged a 10-year-old. Mocked
  453. 22:07a 10-year-old on a train ride or some
  454. 22:09[ __ ] All right, I'll literally last
  455. 22:11one.
  456. 22:13Actually, last one. I'll play till I
  457. 22:16lose. That's what we'll do. Why do we
  458. 22:18lose? Why do we lose? Why do we lose?
  459. 22:20>> Why are they all in UK? I don't know.
  460. 22:22Maybe time zones. Yeah. Why are they all
  461. 22:28>> Kelsey? You got to get in that room.
  462. 22:31>> Kelsey's got to go home. Alert and start
  463. 22:33on.
  464. 22:36[cough]
  465. 22:36>> Yo, [clears throat] what the [ __ ] How
  466. 22:38am I against Joe Bart right now, bro?
  467. 22:43No, bro. Just locked in. Hold up.
  468. 22:51Are you real?
  469. 22:54>> Joe,
  470. 22:56>> wait. That's actually
  471. 22:58>> Are you ARE YOU ACTUALLY [ __ ]
  472. 23:00>> YES.
  473. 23:04>> There we go, bro. He locked in though.
  474. 23:06He had like a five and he went like that
  475. 23:08and it just show instant to a nine.
  476. 23:11I haven't hit nine. I think the best
  477. 23:13I've gotten was an 88. What have I
  478. 23:15gotten? An 88. What's the highest score
  479. 23:17I've gotten? I think lowest I got was
  480. 23:19like a three. I think I got three and
  481. 23:21then an 89.
  482. 23:26YO, [screaming]
  483. 23:27JOE,
  484. 23:29>> YOU CAN'T make me laugh. You can't make
  485. 23:31me laugh.
  486. 23:32>> Joe, please. Oh my god.
  487. 23:34>> Oh my god. It just ticked to nine.
  488. 23:38>> I'M GETTING MOGGED BY JOE. NO, JOE,
  489. 23:41PLEASE DON'T MO ME.
  490. 23:43>> I'm sorry. locked in.
  491. 23:46>> I can't.
  492. 23:49>> Oh, better luck next time. [ __ ]
  493. 23:52>> Love you, Joe.
  494. 23:54>> Love you too, buddy.
  495. 23:56Yo. Oh, it's searching again, dude. 10
  496. 23:59wins, five losses. I'm definitely not in
  497. 24:01this ELO chat. I'm climbing. We're
  498. 24:04climbing. We're climbing to say the
  499. 24:05least.
  500. 24:09No way.
  501. 24:15>> Why are you smiling,
  502. 24:17>> dude? It's the method.
  503. 24:25>> Feel like it doesn't do anything for us.
  504. 24:30>> Darn it.
  505. 24:31>> Another one. Another one. Another one.
  506. 24:34>> Yeah, but Joe Bartaloi
  507. 24:37[laughter] Am
  508. 24:39I just playing you guys? I feel like
  509. 24:42every person's like, "Oh, it's just Oh,
  510. 24:44it's actually Joe Bart. I feel like I'm
  511. 24:46just playing my chat right now." Like,
  512. 24:48[laughter] actually. Okay,
  513. 24:52we're 11 and five. Bro, I'm 39 ELO from
  514. 24:54low tier normie. Bro, do you think of
  515. 24:56the higher ranks it's just straight giga
  516. 24:58Chads? Honestly, if you no life this
  517. 25:01game, you probably start going against
  518. 25:02guys with like perfect jaw structures.
  519. 25:05gets high ranked. That would take
  520. 25:06forever.
  521. 25:08Yo, what up, bro?
  522. 25:14Oh, no. He's locked in. You ain't even
  523. 25:16getting a score. 73. That's weak, bro.
  524. 25:19You got to step up your game.
  525. 25:25>> Oh, hell no.
  526. 25:31>> Clenched it.
  527. 25:33>> Clenched it. Victory in three. There it
  528. 25:36is.
  529. 25:4212 to five.
  530. 25:45Dude said he was done eight games ago.
  531. 25:46Yeah, but now I'm playing till I lose.
  532. 25:48Now I'm playing till I lose. So I need,
  533. 25:51you know, I can't. It's a play till I
  534. 25:52lose angle.
  535. 25:54This is a This is a one more until it's
  536. 25:56done. I'm addicted to this game.
  537. 26:15Oh [ __ ]
  538. 26:17[laughter]
  539. 26:22God damn it.
  540. 26:25[laughter]
  541. 26:26The silence. Why are you laughing, bro?
  542. 26:29Because I'm looking. I every time I
  543. 26:31glance over at them and they're just
  544. 26:35like we're both just sitting there just
  545. 26:37staring at our cameras. It's like so
  546. 26:40stupid. Oh my god. It's like the dumbest
  547. 26:44thing ever. Just sit there. Yeah. And it
  548. 26:47it's the silence cuz like I hear their
  549. 26:49fan in the background. So I'm like both
  550. 26:51of our mics are on and neither of us are
  551. 26:53talking.
  552. 26:57You actually
  553. 27:08>> is that
  554. 27:10>> you pressing Jo?
  555. 27:11>> No way.
  556. 27:13>> Holy [ __ ]
  557. 27:18>> That can't be real.
  558. 27:21[laughter]
  559. 27:22>> You're ruining his ELO. You can't step
  560. 27:24into frame. You can't step into frame.
  561. 27:26You're ruining his BP rank, bro. Come
  562. 27:28on.
  563. 27:30>> Literally, friends are tearing down his
  564. 27:32rank right now, chat. I don't think you
  565. 27:34understand. I don't think you
  566. 27:35understand. Them stepping in a frame is
  567. 27:37ruining it. The friends are selling. My
  568. 27:38friends are selling. You can't quue. You
  569. 27:40can't quue my goal with other people
  570. 27:42there. 10 elo needed and I'm uh low tier
  571. 27:45normie.
  572. 27:4710 elo needed. Low tier normie.
  573. 27:51Play. Do we lose? Play. Do we lose? I'm
  574. 27:54I'm hovering a solid 83.
  575. 27:57>> Yo, what up, bro?
  576. 28:01>> Oh, [ __ ] no. 89.
  577. 28:07>> Is this real?
  578. 28:13>> Nah, bro's in a dimly lit room with a
  579. 28:15white background. This is actually
  580. 28:16cheating. I'm recording you.
  581. 28:20>> Holy [ __ ] I just got locked.
  582. 28:23Is this real?
  583. 28:26>> Oh my god, I just got [ __ ] logged.
  584. 28:28That's unreal. Wait, is this real?
  585. 28:31Damn it. You got to tilt your head up. I
  586. 28:34will say I think if I'm if I'm like this
  587. 28:36versus this literally look 82
  588. 28:4189
  589. 28:4282 89.
  590. 28:45But that's like cheating, you know? I
  591. 28:48feel like you got to stare at the
  592. 28:49camera. I can't be like
  593. 28:53sticking my neck out. One more. No, we
  594. 28:55just played 20 games.
  595. 28:58It's fun. It's a little stupid though.
  596. 29:01Oh my gosh. [ __ ] great charity
  597. 29:03stream.

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