I Tried Omoggle… — Transcript
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- 0:00We're gonna do Omgle today. I don't know
- 0:02if Omgle's TOS is omaggle to I saw other
- 0:06people doing it, but somebody I know
- 0:08omega you're not allowed to do. Omgle is
- 0:11a live face rating and 1 v1 arena where
- 0:13players compete, climb elo, unlock
- 0:15ranks, and battle for a leaderboard.
- 0:17Bro, what? So, how does this work?
- 0:22I'm a sub three right now.
- 0:25The lab solo calibration global rank
- 0:29private room one v one arena how to mog
- 0:34face forward you win. Oh, you always
- 0:36start in sub three. Wait, so this is
- 0:40this is literally like a BP like face
- 0:44grinding game. You start in you start in
- 0:47sub three and you have to work your way
- 0:49up. I have zero wins, zero losses. I'm
- 0:52unranked. Peak 400 ELO. an X-rank low
- 0:54tier normie. What do you think my Mog
- 0:57rating will be? Hold up. I got to fix my
- 0:58hair.
- 1:02Should I be like flexing my jaw? Like
- 1:05what's going to give me a better rating?
- 1:09Hold up. Let's focus.
- 1:12All right. If I'm going to Mog off, I
- 1:13have to be like
- 1:16I want my forehead to look as small as
- 1:18possible because that's going to get me
- 1:20a lower rating. If my if my if my uh
- 1:23forehead's showing. What is solo
- 1:26calibration? Scan. Run a biometric test
- 1:28to unlock your mog score. Trait
- 1:29breakdown. Identify flaw and improvement
- 1:31protocols.
- 1:33What the Oh, I have to sign in to
- 1:36[ __ ] I have to sign in to be able to
- 1:39get a rank. I don't know. [laughter]
- 1:44Is this a safe website?
- 1:46Should I sign in? Like should I should I
- 1:49sign in? Make a fake email. Jinxy did it
- 1:54twice, but did he sign in? I don't know,
- 1:56man. It's saying Google will allow Yazu
- 1:58World's fukuo.supbase.co
- 2:04to access this info about you.
- 2:07That's like a very sketchy.
- 2:11Can I do one v1s as guest? Oh, I can. I
- 2:14can do a one v one as a guest. Does this
- 2:17work?
- 2:19Add a profile photo.
- 2:21Your face becomes your avatar. Oh my
- 2:24god. Wait, there's a guy.
- 2:26What the [ __ ]
- 2:29>> Oh [ __ ] bro.
- 2:33[laughter]
- 2:33>> Those [ __ ] laughing. Yo, who is
- 2:37this guy?
- 2:41>> Bro,
- 2:42>> 42.
- 2:42>> Let me get a picture, bro.
- 2:44>> Get a picture, bro. I'm you. What are we
- 2:46going in overtime? We don't even have a
- 2:47score, [laughter]
- 2:48>> bro. Come on, bro.
- 2:51>> Yeah, get mogged, [ __ ] See you later.
- 2:55>> Jesus, there's a mic. I can talk to
- 2:59them.
- 3:00Oh, hell no. I got to take my headset
- 3:03off. Yeah, but then I can't hear what
- 3:04they're saying. How do I mute them? I
- 3:06don't I need I Bro, there's 6,000 people
- 3:10online. Wait till I won that. I got
- 3:12rated a 58, though. Jesus. Wait, I gotta
- 3:16like sit up.
- 3:18I feel like I gota like stick my hair
- 3:20out. He probably knows you. This game is
- 3:23just so weird.
- 3:25It's inaccurate. Yeah, but how is it
- 3:28determining your mog score is what I'm
- 3:30saying. I don't understand.
- 3:32I don't understand how it's determining
- 3:34that.
- 3:36All right. I got a I got a full face.
- 3:38Yeah. Don't Don't move at all.
- 3:41Do you think it's going to scan
- 3:43>> connecting? No.
- 3:48>> Oh my god.
- 3:51>> Yo. Oh my god. You got the god. You got
- 3:54the god.
- 3:55>> Yo, you're getting logged like crazy,
- 3:56bro. Chad light type [ __ ]
- 3:59>> Take a photo. Take a photo.
- 4:04>> Yeah. Take a photo, bro. 85. 86. Clean.
- 4:08Clean. High tier elo, bro. Climbing the
- 4:10ranks.
- 4:12>> Staring right into the camera. I just
- 4:13had Joe.
- 4:15>> Yo.
- 4:17>> OH, 85 IS ACTUALLY AWESOME.
- 4:2185 is actually awesome, bro. Holy. Yo,
- 4:25[ __ ] Yo, chat, if you
- 4:26recognize me, that's fine, bro. If
- 4:29you're streaming, if you're streaming,
- 4:30lock in, bro. This is a moff. This is a
- 4:33moff. What are we doing? I'm sitting
- 4:35here try I'm sitting here trying to lock
- 4:37in and climb ELO and everybody's Oh, let
- 4:38me get a picture, bro. I'm literally
- 4:41trying to get to low tier norm rank.
- 4:44Flex on them. All right. Ready.
- 4:47Hold up. I gotta lock in.
- 4:50Should I stare at the camera, though? I
- 4:52don't think I should be staring at the
- 4:53camera. Does that I don't think my eye I
- 4:56don't think where my eyes are matters.
- 5:04What the [ __ ] You have to stare.
- 5:07I should look at the camera. Why was I
- 5:0953 on the first one? Because I was
- 5:11moving. This doesn't make any sense. Why
- 5:13is there nobody in my Is there nobody in
- 5:15my ELO?
- 5:16What's happening? God, am I just that
- 5:18low of a rank? There's no one that low.
- 5:21Why is What do you mean there's nobody
- 5:22that low? Doesn't everybody start at 400
- 5:25ELO?
- 5:26It's because I'm too attractive, dude.
- 5:28I'm still in [ __ ] sub three rank. Oh
- 5:31my god, I have to poop so bad.
- 5:34God, I'm luxing and poop maxing right
- 5:36now. Crazy. Yo, there's like actually
- 5:39still searching. All right. Well, I
- 5:41guess we'll just [ __ ] sit here and
- 5:42talk. Oh.
- 5:46Oh. Run again. Run again. Run again. Run
- 5:49again. Run again. Lock in.
- 5:53[snorts]
- 6:13Get mogged, bro.
- 6:16>> What is he doing that? WHAT ARE YOU
- 6:18DOING THAT [ __ ] WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT
- 6:19[ __ ] with your [ __ ] FACE? THERE'S NO
- 6:21YEAH, MOCKED. EDGED. PAUSE. WHAT? EDGED.
- 6:26EDGED. What does edged mean? Yo, also,
- 6:28is this not the most awkward thing in
- 6:30the [ __ ] world? Like I'm dying on the
- 6:33inside in these lobbies, chat. There is
- 6:35a guy just dead silent going.
- 6:40It's [laughter] like this is so awkward.
- 6:44You cooked him, bro. But I'm not like
- 6:47climbing ELO. I think it's because I'm
- 6:48going against I'm going against low elo
- 6:50chuds. I need to go against somebody
- 6:52that's a high elo. I'm getting 83. I'm
- 6:55still in sub three. Doesn't make any
- 6:57sense.
- 6:59It's fully random.
- 7:05Some random some straight guy said I
- 7:07looked hot as [ __ ]
- 7:10>> Lock in, bro.
- 7:19>> Why am I at 58? [laughter]
- 7:20What the [ __ ] 84, BRO. IT'S NOT EVEN
- 7:23SCANNING HIS F.
- 7:25>> I don't know which chick is strange.
- 7:29Four. Four. It changes every time. IT'S
- 7:33THE SAME [ __ ] [ __ ] I'M literally
- 7:35I'm literally What do you mean mocked?
- 7:37How am I getting mogged there? I It It
- 7:39gave me a four on the first one and then
- 7:42a nine. I'm getting a four, eight, four,
- 7:44then a four again. What the [ __ ] is
- 7:46this? You're subhuman. I'm not Bro, two
- 7:50wins, one loss. I got to take my
- 7:52headset. Is there a way that I can mute
- 7:54them just so I could take my headset
- 7:56off? Because I feel like I need to lock
- 7:58in. How do I mute [ __ ] Hold
- 8:01up.
- 8:14Bro, nine.
- 8:27Oh my god. It's It's pointing out my
- 8:29negative cancel tilt. Holy [ __ ] Wait,
- 8:32this app is actually unreal.
- 8:36I'm sorry, bro. I mogged that guy. There
- 8:38is no It actually just point. It said
- 8:40flaw negative canful tail. It actually
- 8:42knows that I have a negative canful
- 8:43tail. Wait, that's [ __ ] up. This is
- 8:45like making me insecure.
- 8:49That guy got a nine. I've never seen a
- 8:52nine. Hold up. Is there a way that I can
- 8:54make my eyes not look like a negative
- 8:56canthle tail?
- 8:59That's where I have I have prey eyes,
- 9:01chat. That makes me a chud. That makes
- 9:04me a chud. My eyes are like this instead
- 9:05of like this.
- 9:09No, that wouldn't work. It wouldn't fill
- 9:11the camera frame. I was going to say,
- 9:12what if I put up a picture of someone?
- 9:14[snorts]
- 9:15What if you What if I do like a picture
- 9:17of like Channing Tatum? Wouldn't that
- 9:19climb? Elo, you got to squint. So, say
- 9:22go like this.
- 9:26like point like point my eyes downwards.
- 9:39>> I was
- 9:40started laughing.
- 9:48>> Yo, mine doesn't actually lagging so
- 9:50badly.
- 9:54>> Oh, [ __ ]
- 9:55>> Wait, wait, wait. I think I was on
- 9:56someone's Wait, wait.
- 9:57>> This was a fake stream, right?
- 9:59>> This was a fake stream cuz I was on
- 10:04>> Yeah, that [ __ ] was fake as [ __ ] Yo, it
- 10:07actually I can't I Dude, I can't look at
- 10:09the I can't look at the guy to my right.
- 10:11Also, it's all men. Number one, it's all
- 10:14men. Every everybody is a guy on this.
- 10:16Also, I I look over and they're just
- 10:19going
- 10:24like I need to stare I need to stare
- 10:28straight on. Like if I pivot my eyes and
- 10:31I see them, I just start I start
- 10:33laughing. Like I need to just [ __ ]
- 10:38I'm going to do that. I'm going to do
- 10:39that. I'm going to lock in. Suck in your
- 10:41cheeks.
- 10:48like that.
- 10:53[snorts]
- 10:54>> You're going to get mugged, [ __ ]
- 10:58Yo,
- 11:03get mugged. Jawbot,
- 11:05>> [ __ ] you.
- 11:06>> [ __ ] you, [ __ ]
- 11:13Get m [ __ ]
- 11:21THAT'S CHEATING. THAT'S CHEATING. THAT'S
- 11:23CHEATING. YOU'RE NOT. IT'S COVER YOUR
- 11:25FOREHEAD. OH MY GOD. THIS IS LAME, BRO.
- 11:28This is lame. THIS IS LAME. AND HE'S
- 11:31TALKING [ __ ] THE WHOLE TIME AND I CAN'T
- 11:32[ __ ] SPEAK BECAUSE THE SECOND I SPEAK
- 11:34IT GOES, "OH, negative canful tail. Oh,
- 11:36negative canful tail. Oh, negative
- 11:38canful tail." IF I START TALKING, I GET
- 11:39A [ __ ] SIX.
- 11:44OKAY.
- 11:45OKAY. I'm locked in. I have a 33 [ __ ]
- 11:47win ratio right now.
- 11:50>> Luka, you don't need Bob.
- 11:51>> No, he's fighting his bottle.
- 11:53>> Luka,
- 11:54>> is that Joe Bloss?
- 11:57>> He's a streamer.
- 11:58>> That is not Joe.
- 11:59>> That is two fingers of you, Joe.
- 12:02See, that's not Joe.
- 12:04>> That is
- 12:16Yo, that's crazy. Yo, that's actually
- 12:19crazy. I OH MY GOD. I WON. YES.
- 12:22[screaming]
- 12:24YES.
- 12:26OH, I won that. I won that. I won that.
- 12:29I won that. Bro, it does it take your
- 12:31average rating? I don't think it takes
- 12:34See, I don't think it's your peak
- 12:36because you could peak at nine, but if
- 12:38you're averaging a seven, it goes like
- 12:4174.
- 12:43Yeah, it's average. Take that headset
- 12:45off, bro. Then I can't hear what they're
- 12:46saying.
- 12:48All right, I'll take my headset off. I'm
- 12:50going to mute the desktop audio just in
- 12:52case.
- 12:54Just in case. I don't want them
- 12:56screaming the n-word [laughter] or
- 12:58something like that because then I'm
- 13:01like they could just be screaming a slur
- 13:02and I'm just sitting here going
- 13:06locked in. Put the beanie on. You think
- 13:12Oh my god, bro. Like put me in the game.
- 13:16Their connection still being set up,
- 13:17bro. They playing on a [ __ ]
- 13:2439.
- 13:36What the [ __ ] Yo, [laughter] what the
- 13:38[ __ ] Am I chopped? Holy [ __ ] 39. I'm
- 13:44putting the beanie on. I got to cover my
- 13:45fat ass forehead.
- 13:48That'll save us. That'll save us. Hats.
- 13:51Hats, chat. Hats. This is what we need.
- 13:55This is what we need. You got to reset
- 13:57when it does that, bro. But I'm just
- 13:59like, was the headset giving?
- 14:09Excuse me. Waiting for opponent. God
- 14:11damn, dude. Takes forever for people to
- 14:14join. You're the guy from Tik Tok.
- 14:20Oh, you uh you saw the beanie. Oh,
- 14:23you're just putting that two and two
- 14:25together.
- 14:27HOLY [ __ ] YO, DON'T JOIN A Mog off if
- 14:32you can't [ __ ] get in, dude. Damn. Oh
- 14:35my god. I'm sitting here waiting
- 14:36forever. Yo, has Clav done this yet?
- 14:39What did he get?
- 14:41Hold up.
- 14:57Easy
- 15:11win. Easy win. Yo, GG's, bro.
- 15:16Too too sad, too bad, dumbass. He just
- 15:19said the N word like five times. That's
- 15:22exactly why I muted. That is exactly why
- 15:24I had the desktop audio. That
- 15:26[ __ ] just said the n-word hard R
- 15:28seven times. Yo, your white ass should
- 15:30not be saying that [ __ ] bro. Literally
- 15:32exactly. I said, "Gez, bro." I hop on, I
- 15:34just hear him ripping the hard R. Wow.
- 15:37Literally the the exact reason when you
- 15:39guys say when you guys say, "Oh, Joe,
- 15:41you shouldn't [ __ ] uh you shouldn't
- 15:44play you shouldn't play uh with your
- 15:46[ __ ] headset on." Well, I have to
- 15:48mute the audio because then they
- 15:49literally I put my headset on. He's
- 15:51saying a slur. I'm keeping the headset
- 15:52on. Holy. It was muted. Yeah, I know.
- 15:55Good. That [ __ ] was insane. Yo, go GG's.
- 16:00He just leans in, just starts saying the
- 16:01N word.
- 16:04That guy looks like he's about to show
- 16:05his ball sack. Get me out of here. Holy.
- 16:08What the [ __ ] was that angle? See that?
- 16:10I like I don't I don't know. I don't
- 16:13know. I don't know about this game, bro.
- 16:15I [laughter] don't I don't know about
- 16:17this game, bro. That guy was shirtless
- 16:19with his with the angle was all the way
- 16:21at the bottom. I tabbed out of that
- 16:23[ __ ] Holy. Nah, bro. I don't Yo, this
- 16:27is literally like a It's just turning
- 16:28into Omega.
- 16:30I don't know, man.
- 16:33I'll cue like a few more, but that [ __ ]
- 16:36is getting like concerning.
- 16:39I wonder why. Well, doesn't Omegle not
- 16:41exist anymore? Did they bring that back?
- 16:43I don't remember if they brought that
- 16:45back.
- 16:46I know Omega's toos. I don't know. I
- 16:49don't think this game is though. I feel
- 16:52like last time I heard Omega got banned
- 16:54or like removed and then somebody
- 16:56created like basically a dupe of it.
- 16:59It's called the It's not called the same
- 17:00thing now. Yeah. Should we run that
- 17:02again? God damn, bro. That's getting
- 17:04like scary. I I put on my headset.
- 17:06Dude's ripping the hard R. The other
- 17:08dude I And I lose ELO for that. That's
- 17:09crazy. That's actually crazy. I I would
- 17:12have mogged that guy, too.
- 17:21Yo, don't start don't start your camera
- 17:24with you off screen. It looks like
- 17:26you're about to show your nut sack or
- 17:28something. Oh, he didn't EVEN HEAR ME.
- 17:29>> OH MY GOOD PART OF OOZIE.
- 17:31>> YEAH. What's up, bro?
- 17:35[laughter]
- 17:36Like, why are they start Why are they
- 17:39starting the comp like this?
- 17:44Like, is that not is that not crazy?
- 17:47Like just start, bro. Literally just
- 17:49start like that. Just [ __ ] stare at
- 17:50the camera. It's awkward, bro. I mean,
- 17:53yeah, it's going to be awkward, but I'm
- 17:54saying like it's just [ __ ] like I
- 17:56have to set full face cam because I'm
- 17:58like this guy's like arm is in frame and
- 17:59it looks like he might be naked. Like
- 18:02shit's crazy.
- 18:08>> This is a
- 18:12no,
- 18:14bro.
- 18:21Oh my god, you're funny. You're one v
- 18:23one winning part. Oh my god, you're
- 18:24going to win.
- 18:26>> [ __ ]
- 18:28>> bro's not winning that [ __ ] Yo, GG.
- 18:30>> Oh my god. Oh my god.
- 18:33>> No, bro. No. My god. You actually
- 18:36[laughter]
- 18:39>> Oh my god. No. This game's kind of fun.
- 18:42This game's kind of fun. Should I try to
- 18:44get like a really low score?
- 18:47I'm gonna try and get a really I'm gonna
- 18:48get the lowest score I can.
- 18:53I'll do one for the lowest score and
- 18:54then I'm done.
- 18:57Melt maxing.
- 18:59Hold up.
- 19:07Like that. Tongue out.
- 19:11Like mouth open. I got to find a new
- 19:13match, bro. Nobody's in there. Lift your
- 19:15eyebrows up.
- 19:19Like a
- 19:24No way.
- 19:27No way. Just
- 19:30What the [ __ ]
- 19:33[snorts]
- 19:44How the [ __ ] did that give me an eight?
- 19:46>> No [ __ ] way, Joe B. No way.
- 19:50>> How did that give me an eight? Why? Why
- 19:53am I getting an eight from that? I feel
- 19:55like I'm [ __ ] in my face.
- 19:58That gave me like a better average score
- 20:00than if I just didn't do anything. It
- 20:02needed to be a double chin. I feel like
- 20:04I need to like change my face struct.
- 20:06Wait,
- 20:08do you think it would
- 20:10do you think this would work?
- 20:13Like would it would it would it scan
- 20:15this?
- 20:17>> No
- 20:20audio.
- 20:23>> [ __ ] it.
- 20:27>> Scam, [ __ ]
- 20:32>> No. No way.
- 20:34He's
- 20:37not scaring it.
- 20:40>> That's [ __ ] lame.
- 20:45>> No way.
- 20:48>> No way. No way. It wouldn't scan.
- 20:53Why would it not scan? What do you mean
- 20:56gang signs? Oh, was he throwing up gang
- 20:58signs? He was throwing up gang signs,
- 21:01bro. See, I'm like actually so focused
- 21:03on just staring at the camera. That was
- 21:04racist. What? That I said no. I It's
- 21:07what he said.
- 21:09How's that [ __ ] racist? One more. One
- 21:12more game. I need one more win and then
- 21:15I'll be done.
- 21:20That's it. That's it. That's what we
- 21:21need to do. That's what we need to do.
- 21:22I'll get like a two.
- 21:25>> Yeah. Yeah.
- 21:31Oh, shoot.
- 21:34>> I'm playing Joe.
- 21:58There's noise.
- 21:59>> That is not
- 22:01>> That is not lock in.
- 22:03>> I had to lock in real quick there. Chat
- 22:05[laughter] logged a 10-year-old. Mocked
- 22:07a 10-year-old on a train ride or some
- 22:09[ __ ] All right, I'll literally last
- 22:11one.
- 22:13Actually, last one. I'll play till I
- 22:16lose. That's what we'll do. Why do we
- 22:18lose? Why do we lose? Why do we lose?
- 22:20>> Why are they all in UK? I don't know.
- 22:22Maybe time zones. Yeah. Why are they all
- 22:28>> Kelsey? You got to get in that room.
- 22:31>> Kelsey's got to go home. Alert and start
- 22:33on.
- 22:36[cough]
- 22:36>> Yo, [clears throat] what the [ __ ] How
- 22:38am I against Joe Bart right now, bro?
- 22:43No, bro. Just locked in. Hold up.
- 22:51Are you real?
- 22:54>> Joe,
- 22:56>> wait. That's actually
- 22:58>> Are you ARE YOU ACTUALLY [ __ ]
- 23:00>> YES.
- 23:04>> There we go, bro. He locked in though.
- 23:06He had like a five and he went like that
- 23:08and it just show instant to a nine.
- 23:11I haven't hit nine. I think the best
- 23:13I've gotten was an 88. What have I
- 23:15gotten? An 88. What's the highest score
- 23:17I've gotten? I think lowest I got was
- 23:19like a three. I think I got three and
- 23:21then an 89.
- 23:26YO, [screaming]
- 23:27JOE,
- 23:29>> YOU CAN'T make me laugh. You can't make
- 23:31me laugh.
- 23:32>> Joe, please. Oh my god.
- 23:34>> Oh my god. It just ticked to nine.
- 23:38>> I'M GETTING MOGGED BY JOE. NO, JOE,
- 23:41PLEASE DON'T MO ME.
- 23:43>> I'm sorry. locked in.
- 23:46>> I can't.
- 23:49>> Oh, better luck next time. [ __ ]
- 23:52>> Love you, Joe.
- 23:54>> Love you too, buddy.
- 23:56Yo. Oh, it's searching again, dude. 10
- 23:59wins, five losses. I'm definitely not in
- 24:01this ELO chat. I'm climbing. We're
- 24:04climbing. We're climbing to say the
- 24:05least.
- 24:09No way.
- 24:15>> Why are you smiling,
- 24:17>> dude? It's the method.
- 24:25>> Feel like it doesn't do anything for us.
- 24:30>> Darn it.
- 24:31>> Another one. Another one. Another one.
- 24:34>> Yeah, but Joe Bartaloi
- 24:37[laughter] Am
- 24:39I just playing you guys? I feel like
- 24:42every person's like, "Oh, it's just Oh,
- 24:44it's actually Joe Bart. I feel like I'm
- 24:46just playing my chat right now." Like,
- 24:48[laughter] actually. Okay,
- 24:52we're 11 and five. Bro, I'm 39 ELO from
- 24:54low tier normie. Bro, do you think of
- 24:56the higher ranks it's just straight giga
- 24:58Chads? Honestly, if you no life this
- 25:01game, you probably start going against
- 25:02guys with like perfect jaw structures.
- 25:05gets high ranked. That would take
- 25:06forever.
- 25:08Yo, what up, bro?
- 25:14Oh, no. He's locked in. You ain't even
- 25:16getting a score. 73. That's weak, bro.
- 25:19You got to step up your game.
- 25:25>> Oh, hell no.
- 25:31>> Clenched it.
- 25:33>> Clenched it. Victory in three. There it
- 25:36is.
- 25:4212 to five.
- 25:45Dude said he was done eight games ago.
- 25:46Yeah, but now I'm playing till I lose.
- 25:48Now I'm playing till I lose. So I need,
- 25:51you know, I can't. It's a play till I
- 25:52lose angle.
- 25:54This is a This is a one more until it's
- 25:56done. I'm addicted to this game.
- 26:15Oh [ __ ]
- 26:17[laughter]
- 26:22God damn it.
- 26:25[laughter]
- 26:26The silence. Why are you laughing, bro?
- 26:29Because I'm looking. I every time I
- 26:31glance over at them and they're just
- 26:35like we're both just sitting there just
- 26:37staring at our cameras. It's like so
- 26:40stupid. Oh my god. It's like the dumbest
- 26:44thing ever. Just sit there. Yeah. And it
- 26:47it's the silence cuz like I hear their
- 26:49fan in the background. So I'm like both
- 26:51of our mics are on and neither of us are
- 26:53talking.
- 26:57You actually
- 27:08>> is that
- 27:10>> you pressing Jo?
- 27:11>> No way.
- 27:13>> Holy [ __ ]
- 27:18>> That can't be real.
- 27:21[laughter]
- 27:22>> You're ruining his ELO. You can't step
- 27:24into frame. You can't step into frame.
- 27:26You're ruining his BP rank, bro. Come
- 27:28on.
- 27:30>> Literally, friends are tearing down his
- 27:32rank right now, chat. I don't think you
- 27:34understand. I don't think you
- 27:35understand. Them stepping in a frame is
- 27:37ruining it. The friends are selling. My
- 27:38friends are selling. You can't quue. You
- 27:40can't quue my goal with other people
- 27:42there. 10 elo needed and I'm uh low tier
- 27:45normie.
- 27:4710 elo needed. Low tier normie.
- 27:51Play. Do we lose? Play. Do we lose? I'm
- 27:54I'm hovering a solid 83.
- 27:57>> Yo, what up, bro?
- 28:01>> Oh, [ __ ] no. 89.
- 28:07>> Is this real?
- 28:13>> Nah, bro's in a dimly lit room with a
- 28:15white background. This is actually
- 28:16cheating. I'm recording you.
- 28:20>> Holy [ __ ] I just got locked.
- 28:23Is this real?
- 28:26>> Oh my god, I just got [ __ ] logged.
- 28:28That's unreal. Wait, is this real?
- 28:31Damn it. You got to tilt your head up. I
- 28:34will say I think if I'm if I'm like this
- 28:36versus this literally look 82
- 28:4189
- 28:4282 89.
- 28:45But that's like cheating, you know? I
- 28:48feel like you got to stare at the
- 28:49camera. I can't be like
- 28:53sticking my neck out. One more. No, we
- 28:55just played 20 games.
- 28:58It's fun. It's a little stupid though.
- 29:01Oh my gosh. [ __ ] great charity
- 29:03stream.
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