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0:00Over the next year and a half, I'm going
0:01to conquer Ark Survival Ascendant by
0:03defeating all seven canon story maps.
0:05And that includes Lost Colony, which is
0:07set to release this November. Now, you
0:08may be asking yourself, why am I doing
0:10this to myself? Well, it's because I'm
0:12tired of getting bullied in my own
0:13comment section. People saying that I'm
0:15washed up or not in my prime anymore
0:17since I can't defeat alpha bosses like I
0:19used to. So, over the next thousand
0:21in-game arc days, I'm going to defeat
0:22all seven canon story maps on alpha
0:24difficulty to prove to myself and to the
0:26world that I am indeed him and I have
0:28not fallen off. I really have to redeem
0:30myself. I didn't even make it to the
0:32tech cave last time I played through the
0:33island. So now I've got a ton of work
0:35ahead of me. So I'm going to spawn in on
0:37the island now. I chose South Zone 1 as
0:39my first spawn point and I immediately
0:41skipped the cut scene because this time
0:42I am locked in. I'm here to defeat the
0:44alpha bosses. That is it. I got straight
0:47to work by running over to a cluster of
0:48bushes to gather a few bits of fiber.
0:50Only got 1,000 days to defeat all seven
0:53maps and um a year and a half, but we
0:55don't talk about that. Now, with some
0:56fiber acquired, I gave this nearby tree
0:58a few smacks for wood and thatch. And I
1:00then ran down to the beach to grab up a
1:02couple of rocks. First pickaxe. Let's do
1:04it. I got some more wood from the trees
1:06before heading into the Ingram page to
1:08unlock the next set of Ingrams and
1:10farming up a hatchet. All right, since
1:11we're on the island and it's pretty much
1:13as vanilla as our gets, I think the
1:16first mission, first objective is
1:17definitely to tame a Perry. I just have
1:19to, dude. It's It's my channel brand.
1:22It's my channel theme, dude. Perry is
1:24Granty. That being said, I also needed
1:26to defend myself somehow. So, I crafted
1:28up a couple of spears and I started
1:29whacking away at another tree. And this
1:31is when the reason that I needed spears
1:33introduced itself. Oh my god. Get out of
1:36here. This is why I'm making spears. Not
1:37like I'm going to be able to kill this
1:38thing, though. But I had to kill
1:40something for hide. So, I made six more
1:42spears before heading out to find my
1:43first victim. Mafts. I'm I'm not going
1:46to waste my energy with that. I don't
1:48know that I can kill that for sure. But
1:49dodos on the other
1:52hand. Oh, and the life throws weren't
1:55safe for me either. I'm sorry, bro. It's
1:57nothing personal. I also split some of
1:59the meat so we could spoil for narcotics
2:01in the future. I then farmed up a little
2:02bit more wood for the campfire. And
2:04while that was cooking, I continued my
2:05killing spree down the beach for more
2:07meat. Snipe. Going over to the other
2:10side of this little island that I'm on,
2:11I spotted the first culprit for taming.
2:13Wild Perry and this child have been
2:16spotted. Level 130. Okay, very, very
2:20strong parry. I could definitely tame
2:22it. I just had to grind out a bunch of
2:23levels with cooking pots so that I could
2:25unlock tran arrows. I am only level
2:27seven. That's tough. Hey there, Perry
2:28and Perry child. Don't go anywhere. I
2:30was still one level off from unlocking
2:32cooking pots, though. So, I ran around
2:33the general area with my spears like a
2:35madman until I stumbled upon some free
2:37experience. All right, how bad is is it
2:40if I killed this parry to tame another
2:42parry? Oh, it does have a child. Surely
2:44not that bad. Dude, stop. Let me go.
2:46Yeah, it's going to fight me cuz it has
2:48a child, but it's in the lobby now. So,
2:50anyhow, I finally unlocked the cooking
2:52pots, meaning I could start the proper
2:53XP
2:54[Music]
2:58grind. Okay, level 21. I think that's
3:01the level for shrinks. Yeah, and a bunch
3:04of important stuff. So, I unlocked said
3:06important stuff, which included hide
3:08armor that I can make to keep myself
3:10warm at night. I then also picked some
3:11fiber from bushes and then finally made
3:13the set. Okay, at the end of day one,
3:15the drip is not too bad. Not bad at all.
3:18My first objective for day two was to
3:20get me a bow and some arrows. So, I
3:21grabbed some more fiber and made one as
3:23well as a few arrows. All right, time to
3:25make these shrink arrows. So, I uh batch
3:27foundation and a mortar and pestle. I
3:29smacked up a couple of trees and made
3:30the foundation. I then ran over to a few
3:32rocks to gather the stone for the mortar
3:34and
3:35pestle. With those now crafted, I
3:37returned back to my campfire and placed
3:39them down to start the narcotic
3:40production. I had plenty of spoiled meat
3:42ready to be converted. However, I was
3:43still lacking on the actual narco side.
3:46So, I got back to
3:48work. Back at my little outpost, I
3:50turned a few of my arrows into tran
3:52arrows and then I made some bolas. What
3:54level are you, Perry? Oh, you're the
3:56130. Hey, you going to
3:58sleep? With Perry now unconscious, I
4:01quickly grabbed some mayhober berries
4:02and fed it. All right, now time to make
4:04this man or woman saddle. I unlocked the
4:06engram and I already had all the
4:07materials needed to craft it, so I did.
4:09I then picked up my campfire, the mort
4:11pestle, and I waited for the parasaur to
4:13finish taming. And now I could finally
4:14give it its well-deserved name. Perry.
4:17All right, I've completed the whole
4:18challenge. This was all I set out to do.
4:20Any who, I put Perry to use straight
4:21away by farming a bit of narco. I then
4:23placed my mortar and pestle back down to
4:25cook up more narcotics as well. All
4:27right, I need to get some more hide,
4:28more bowls and stuff. That being said, I
4:30ran around to the other side of the
4:32island where I quickly came across some
4:34generous hide donators. What? Looking at
4:37the mosh shops, it was only level 20, so
4:39I started putting it out of its misery
4:41as well.
4:45I smacked a tree a couple of times for
4:46the thatch and I made some bolas and
4:48then arrows. Now back at my little
4:50outpost, all the narcotics were done
4:51cooking. So I picked up my structures
4:53and hopped on the back of Perry. All
4:54righty. I want to get myself a strong
4:57tame to defend myself like a carno. But
4:59I also want to get metal to feed my
5:01addiction. I think I'm going to wander
5:03across the map this way. So I swam
5:06across the river to the other side and I
5:08ventured inland to see what I could find
5:10or what could find me.
5:13Chow might be cooked. Thankfully, both
5:14of the raptors were garbage levels, so I
5:16quickly promoted them both to corpses.
5:19And then I continued my hike across the
5:20map. I came across a green drop in the
5:22jungle, so I of course had to
5:24investigate. That means terrible drop.
5:26Moving on from that, I soon got jumped
5:27by another couple of raptors, so I
5:29bolled both of them. But this time, I
5:31didn't bother killing them. Instead, I
5:32pieced out to the other side of this
5:34little island, and that's where I
5:35attracted the attention of these little
5:37nuisances. What? They're like, "Get away
5:39from me." And I did come across another
5:41green drop in the jungle ahead. And this
5:43one had even more lemons for me, as well
5:45as a decent hatchet and a lit torch. No
5:47pun intended. More importantly, I
5:49shifted my attention to the metal node
5:51that was right in front of
5:52me. Now, this is this is a metal m Oh my
5:55god, boys. This is the metal mountain,
5:57but uh where where crystal? I couldn't
5:59see the crystal anywhere around me, but
6:01I decided to stick around the area a bit
6:03and get up. So, I slapped down the
6:05thatch foundations that I had on me and
6:06I started working towards making my
6:08first forge with that bad boy. now slab
6:10down. I filled it up with the metal that
6:11I got, fired it up, and I farmed up a
6:13bit more. I also placed down my
6:15campfire, and I got some wood to light
6:16it. Okay, bad part about being up on a
6:18mountain, need water. Not only that, but
6:21it was also really hot up here. Even
6:22during the night, so I ran down to the
6:24beach to get a sip of water and cool
6:26off. But there, I also did notice a
6:27group of megor nearby. But before I
6:30could even hop on the back of Perry, we
6:31got attacked by them. Well, I was going
6:33to come back and kill you guys, but I'm
6:34not complaining. I was getting pretty
6:36low on health, though, so I crafted up a
6:37sleeping bag just in case. Maybe I make
6:39some cloth armor here cuz it does help
6:42you stay cooler. And I'm just cool like
6:44that. So, I replace the hide set for
6:46now. And on the early morning of day
6:48three, it was time to find out whether
6:50my genius plan of wearing cloth armor
6:52actually helped. I cannot go back up to
6:54the mountain without overheating. Let's
6:56see. I couldn't wait around here for too
6:58long, though, as I still had a few
7:00simple objectives ahead of me, such as
7:02killing the alpha overseer. All right,
7:04we got the go ahead from the weather. I
7:05need more hide. Surprisingly, I can now
7:08go up the hill, and I wasn't even hot. I
7:10also came across a few more Megaora, so
7:12I clapped them and got just enough kayen
7:14to make a pteranodon saddle. Oh, I can
7:16just afford a pteranodon saddle. I just
7:18need to get some crystals so I can find
7:19one. Back at my little outpost, I
7:21grabbed the metal ingots and I looked
7:22into making a smithy. I was only missing
7:24a bit of stone and wood, so I got the
7:27chopping. I placed the smithy down and
7:29then threw some resources into it. I
7:31wanted to make metal tools, but for
7:33those, I would actually need to get some
7:34more hide. So, I ran into the woods
7:36where I soon came across a raptor or
7:38two. Oh, no way. I fold. No, there's a
7:41third one. I started running to the
7:42beach as I ran out of bolas. And I tried
7:45getting the raptor aggroed on this
7:46random trike, but that didn't quite go
7:48as planned. And to top things off, I
7:50jumped into the water that was also
7:52filled with piranhas. No, Arc can't do
7:55me like
7:56this. Death number one. I spawned back
7:59in the south zone, too, and I then
8:01started making my way over back to my
8:02corpse. Sweet. Exploring now. I'll take
8:04it. Anyways, I made it back to my body.
8:06So, I jumped in to get my stuff. Looking
8:08into the making bolos, I was completely
8:10out of hide. So, I dropped a few dialos
8:12and then made the bolos to keep me safe
8:13from those pesky raptors. I then
8:15returned back to my little outpost and I
8:17made a metal pickaxe so I could fuel my
8:19metal farming addiction more
8:21efficiently. I also chopped down a
8:23couple of trees for wood to keep my
8:24forges running while I went down to the
8:26beach for a sip of water. And coming
8:28back up, I spotted another explorer
8:29note. So, I grabbed it and leveled up
8:31Perry's weight. Now, finally, back at
8:32the outpost, I grabbed some more metal
8:34and I crafted myself a crossbow. I also
8:36restocked on arrows and bolas and farmed
8:38up a bit more metal for a hatchet, but I
8:40was missing hide once again. It would be
8:42a real shame if something made of hide
8:44would just appear right in front of me.
8:45Huh. Well, I do need hide. I made the
8:48hatchet and placed down my mortar and
8:50pestle, and I cooked up a few narcotics.
8:52Now, looking into the Ingram page, I
8:53noticed I could unlock the pteranodon
8:55saddle. So, now I really had to find
8:57some crystal for a spy glass. Maybe
8:59maybe I make a raft. sail around the
9:02island, go up a mountain. I think I
9:04think that might have to be the move.
9:06Let's sail up north. However, I was
9:07missing a bunch of resources to make
9:09said raft. So, I started off by picking
9:11bushes for fiber and then followed that
9:13up by hopping on Perry to go hunting. I
9:15ran down to the beach where I came
9:16across a raptor chasing and killing a
9:18parasaur. So, I killed it, but I got
9:20swarmed by a group of compies. And while
9:22I was too busy dealing with those, two
9:24baby raptors started eating the corpses.
9:26Then my hide boys. Screw you guys. I
9:29killed the rest of the troublemakers and
9:30harvested with other corpses that I
9:32could find. And heading down the beach,
9:33I noticed another raptor singled out
9:35from its group. So, I turned that into
9:37hide as well. Now, the only thing I'm
9:38missing for the raft was the wood. So, I
9:40dropped a few trees and then finally
9:42crafted it. See about to give me a ton
9:44of XP. Exploro and raft. Didn't even
9:46realize that until now. I'll take it
9:48though. It actually gave me five whole
9:50levels. So, I placed a raft down as well
9:51and I started heading back up to camp. I
9:53may or may not have killed a mo shops as
9:55well and some megaoras while coming back
9:57too. Anyhow, finally I made it back up
9:59to camp and I started packing up. I
10:01grabbed all my structures and whatever
10:02metal that cooked while I was gone. I
10:04then picked up my foundations and made
10:05my way back down to the raft. And on day
10:08four, I parked Perry on the raft and set
10:10sail. Long trip ahead. It'll be worth it
10:12though. Hey man, how are you on my boat?
10:14Get off my boat. I also slam my campfire
10:16back down to keep some meat cooking
10:18while I traveled. Trying to stay as
10:19close as shore possible so I won't get
10:22attacked by a whale. But I also remember
10:24I think on my last island 100 days I was
10:26sailing around here and a sarco attacked
10:29me. I've got to make sure to find a
10:31happy medium
10:34[Music]
10:39here. All right, pretty close to this
10:41northern mountain. Let's set the raft up
10:43here. I think got to make a trip up
10:45there and get crystal before heading up
10:46there. I placed my mortar and pestle
10:48down and the sleeping bag that I've been
10:50carrying on me just to be safe. I then
10:51also farmed up a couple extra bolas and
10:53I finally started heading up to the top
10:55of the mountain. Oh my god, what is
10:58that? Something just knocked down a
10:59tree. That sucks. I have to I have to go
11:01this way. Thankfully, it was just a Rex,
11:03so I snuck right by it. Now, going up
11:05the steep side of the mountain was
11:06rough. I kept getting stuck on these
11:08little rocks and then I'd have to
11:09maneuver around them. And while I was
11:10doing that, I was too busy to notice
11:12that the whole Rex was chilling right in
11:14front of me. Oh my god. So, I had to
11:17take a little bit of a detour, but I
11:19eventually made it up to the top.
11:21Clutch. Clutch. Foundation. Okay, we're
11:23here. There were a couple threats up
11:24top, like a saber and a raptor, but they
11:26were no match for my sneak mode. I
11:28farmed up a bit of crystal, and then
11:29hopped on the back of Paris so I could
11:31descend down the mountain. I don't want
11:32to push my luck, but this metal is
11:34looking at me. Let me let me make a spy
11:35glass. I smacked up a tree, made the spy
11:37glass, and I also harvested the metal
11:39nodes. With that little side quest now
11:41completed, I could finally head back
11:42down. I carefully jumped down the rocks
11:44not to take too much fall damage.
11:46However, that turned out to be the least
11:47of my concerns. What is that?
11:50I don't know what it's made. I'm
11:51trapped. I'm It's a car car. Yeah. So, I
11:55got myself into a bit of a sticky
11:56situation and unfortunately there's
11:58nothing I can do to save Perry. Perry,
12:00I'm sorry. Oh, yeah. And remember fall
12:03damage. Yeah. I got bit by the car car
12:05sending me flying off a
12:06[Music]
12:07cliff. We were trapped in by a wall,
12:10dude. Are you serious? I spawned back in
12:13on my sleeping bag and I started heading
12:15back up there to try and get my stuff.
12:16Lost Perry, boys. Can I get an F in the
12:19chat for parody? I managed to get back
12:20to my stuff and I unlocked the parachute
12:22ingram so I could get down safely from
12:24here. So, I smacked up a tree for that,
12:26got some fiber, and then finally made
12:27one parachute. I then perched myself on
12:29a little rock and kind of just walked
12:31off. And while I was slowly gliding back
12:33down to the ground, I laid my eyes on
12:35this beauty. When one door closes, voice
12:38crack, another door opens. I'm about to
12:40snipe this dude out of the air. Are you
12:42kidding me? I prepared my bolas and when
12:44I had a clear shot of the pteranodon, I
12:46threw one and knocked it out. Not
12:48risking it. We're getting spike
12:50walls. With the PT now fully encased in
12:53spikes, I wanted to find some sort of
12:54baby dinos so I could tame the
12:56pteranodon with prime meat. You have a
12:57child? Does anybody have a child? Odo,
13:00do you have a kid? I may not have found
13:02any baby dinos, but I did come across a
13:04trilobyte, which gave me some more
13:05kitan. Looks like I might be raw meat
13:08taming this thing, which kind of sucks.
13:10So, I returned back to the pteranodon
13:11and fed it some meat and narcotics. I
13:13then looked in the making the saddle in
13:15the meantime. Bunch of fiber. Bunch of
13:17hide. I got all the fiber that I needed
13:18and then proceeded to do a little bit of
13:20killing for the
13:23hide. Sorry, non-perry. On day five, I
13:27had to rearm all the fiber as I somehow
13:29managed to drop it while I was sorting
13:31out my inventory. And I also spotted a
13:33piggy minding its own business. So, I
13:35quickly converted that into hide, and it
13:37actually gave me just enough to make the
13:38pteranodon saddle. Perfect. Now, all I
13:41had to do was wait for the pteranodon to
13:42actually tame. So, I fed it some
13:44narcotics to keep it asleep. Definitely
13:46going to take this to find a new base
13:48location and set up a permanent base
13:50location from the get- go. That being
13:52said, I also had to get rid of some
13:53excess weight as the pteranodon probably
13:55won't be able to carry me right now. I
13:57then just waited around for the PT until
13:59it finally tamed. Sir, white and black
14:01on it bones. As expected, I was too
14:03heavy to fly properly. So, I just have
14:05to get rid of a few things. I I just
14:06need to be able to fly faster than this
14:08to get an explorer note to level this
14:10thing up. I really didn't want to drop
14:11the crystal, but I had to. But now that
14:13I could fly properly, it was time to
14:15find me an explorer note. There's one
14:17note. I put a few levels in the way and
14:19stamina and continued flying towards
14:21another note that I knew of. This is the
14:23note I'm looking for here. Man, it's
14:24nice to have a bird this good so early.
14:26Let's get like one one more note. Sounds
14:28good to me. While looking for said note,
14:30I noticed a yellow drop with a ring in
14:32the jungle up ahead. So, I landed for
14:33the stamina before going to snatch the
14:35loot. A lot of dangerous stuff. Let's be
14:37quick about
14:38this. One of the metal structures that I
14:41got was actually a behemoth metal gate,
14:43which means I could demolish that for a
14:44ton of paste and of course metal. But I
14:46first had to find a more permanent base
14:48location. So, I went around the map
14:49scouting for a potential spot. Coming
14:51across another green drop, I found a
14:53bunch of oil inside, which reminded me
14:54that I'm going to need this for a
14:56fabricator. Also, how could a proud
14:57American such as myself say no to some
14:59free oil? Anyhow, I stopped by the Green
15:02Obelisk, and I was actually considering
15:03building here since it was pretty
15:05secluded from danger. The only problem
15:06though with the Green Obelisk was the
15:08lack of space. I probably wouldn't be
15:09able to fit a whole Rex army here once I
15:11actually start breeding it. So, the
15:13search for spot continued. H, this is
15:15looking like some prime real estate.
15:17Never built here before. All right, you
15:19convinced me. Got it's got a good view,
15:20too. What more can you ask for? I think
15:22I'll build on the cliff here so I can
15:24have great views from the base and just
15:26be more optimal. The good news is
15:28there's theos everywhere around here and
15:31I'm going to need some good ones to
15:32defeat an alpha dragon. So, with the
15:34base spot now settled, I could get back
15:36to the grind and actually build myself
15:38some sort of house to live in. I flew
15:39closer to the forest and I got to
15:41farming up some stone
15:44foundations. With the first three
15:46foundations made, I ran back up the
15:47cliff and I placed them down as close to
15:49the edge as possible. I also placed down
15:51my smithy and I got to demolishing all
15:53the metal structures that I found in
15:54that yellow
15:56drop. And lastly, the behemoth gate.
15:59Demolishing that gave me almost 2,000
16:01metal ingots and a bunch of cementing
16:02base as well. All righty, let's spend
16:04some time setting up a little shack
16:06thing here. Get the base set up. You
16:08know, the
16:12basics. With six more foundations made,
16:14I placed them down to make a simple 3x3.
16:17I want to I want to build this unique.
16:18I'm just trying to think about how I
16:20want to do it cuz I'm not I'm not the
16:22best builder, that's for sure. A little
16:24bit of pondering later. I unlocked the
16:26wood structure variants and I started
16:27off by farming and crafting the
16:31walls. I also made a few ceilings and
16:34railings before the end of the day. On
16:35day six, I place ceilings down to form a
16:38kind of balcony over the hill. And I
16:39also place down my walls and my
16:42appliances. Oh, can I make black armor
16:44with all this metal I have since I'm so
16:46rich on day six? That's right. I'm
16:48flexing on you. I know if any of you
16:50watching this video tried this, you
16:51wouldn't have near the amount of wealth
16:53that I have. The only resource I was
16:54missing to make the flax set was fiber,
16:56so I had to gather it manually. And
16:58yeah, all that talk about being rich,
16:59but I'm still here picking bushes for
17:01fiber by hand. Anyhow, with the armors
17:04now made, I also repaired my hatchet so
17:06I could get back to work on my actual
17:07[Music]
17:09home. And I also made some stone ramps
17:12to make getting up and down easier from
17:13the house. Okay, I'm trying to figure
17:16out how do I want to do this roof. I'm
17:18considering doing it in thatch, man.
17:20Wonder how that would look. I'm not too
17:21worried about defenses here. Maybe not
17:24thatch. Ah, let's do wood. Thatch would
17:26look too weird. I also decided to invest
17:28in a sickle. So, I unlocked the engram
17:30for that, but I was once again missing
17:31the hide to actually craft one. So, I
17:33flew down to the beach to both hydrate
17:35and look for something to kill. But, I
17:36found this bad boy roaming the area. Wa!
17:39150 Rex. Are you serious? That thing
17:41needs to stay alive. I need that. But
17:43first, the hide. I found a low-level
17:45parasaur just existing, so I bolled it
17:48and tested out my journeyman torch on
17:49it. It wasn't crazy, though, so I just
17:51do the poor thing with my crossbow,
17:53taking it out of its misery. Now, using
17:54that freshly acquired hide, I've made
17:56the sickle. And I then got to working on
17:58my house by first mowing down the bushes
18:00nearby. I then chopped down a few trees
18:03and crafted the wooden ceilings, ramps,
18:04and sloped
18:06walls. I'm not going to lie, I kind of
18:08cooked with this. This is heat. This is
18:10tough. Oh, I'm having even more ideas,
18:12dude. I am cooking. I'm cooking so
18:15incredibly hard right now, I believe.
18:16But that could wait for now. Instead, I
18:18wanted to go back to taming. I made a
18:20few extra tranks and I farmed up a bed
18:22to avoid the mistakes that I've had in
18:23the past. I just want to tame extra
18:25pteranodons to be safe cuz, you know, I
18:27don't want to die while I'm out doing
18:29something important and then just not
18:31have a good flyer. Also, that level 150
18:33Rex was still out there teasing me.
18:35Naughty, naughty. You teasing me, you
18:37naughty, naughty. I definitely have to
18:40get my hands on that sooner or later.
18:41But for now, I just flew around the
18:43southern islands looking for
18:44pteranodons. And there wasn't a shortage
18:46of them at all, but there were really
18:48none actually worth taming. Not having
18:50near as much luck finding pteranodons
18:52this time. H maybe I just go back try
18:54and find a berry harvester to tame.
18:57Maybe a pair UV2. And then after I tame
18:59a berry harvester, we either go for the
19:01RG or that 150 Rex just cuz it's not
19:04like I need it right now, but like I I
19:06need I need to have it in the future.
19:08Can't let that thing slip away. On my
19:10way back home, I stumbled into yet
19:11another yellow drop. But apart from the
19:13free gasoline, the rest of the loot was
19:15pretty mid. So, I flew back to base and
19:16I looked around the general area to see
19:18what kind of berry farmers I could find.
19:20I continued looking for a tame on day
19:21seven. And after doing a little circle
19:23around the island, I settled for this
19:25level 75 trike. Would be like the tamest
19:27trike, being honest. So, I waited for
19:29some trs to finish crafting before going
19:31out to shoot the
19:32trike. I think it's door running. Yes,
19:34sir. I'm like that. Let's Let's get some
19:36spikes up around this boy. a few bushes,
19:38trees, and the doil later. I had
19:40everything I needed to make a few spike
19:41walls. So, I surrounded the trike to
19:43keep it safe. I then hopped on the back
19:45of bones and I flew down to the river to
19:46hydrate. And while doing so, I attracted
19:48the attention of an alpha raptor, which
19:50I cannot afford leaving anywhere near my
19:52unconscious trike. So, I had to lead it
19:54away. Now, back at the sleepy trike, I
19:56made one more spike wall to fully seal
19:58it off from the outside world. I then
19:59picked some mayo berries from the bushes
20:01and fed the trike. And I also looked
20:02into making a saddle for it as well.
20:04What do I need for a trit saddle? I need
20:06a little bit of wood and a bunch of
20:07hide. So, back to killing is where I
20:13went. Coming back to the trike, I
20:15noticed the juvenile one's dead body
20:17just laying next to my spike. So, I
20:19harvested it for hide. And after a
20:20couple of tree smacks, I had everything
20:22I needed to craft the trike saddle. And
20:24just in time, as the trike had also
20:25finished taming by now. So, I saddled
20:27the bad boy up and whistled for bones to
20:29follow me. And I waddled all the way
20:30back to base where I then put the trike
20:32to good use by farming some narco. So, I
20:34then split some meat in my inventory as
20:36well, but I had to go down to chill in
20:37the water for a little bit. This is
20:39because I'm actively melting in my armor
20:41due to the immense heat of the island
20:42right now. And no, not even taking my
20:44armor off helped at all. Anyways, a
20:45couple of minutes later, I flew back up
20:47to give the trike a name. Big horn. I
20:49don't know. The raw meat was also yet to
20:51spoil, so I dipped my toes back into the
20:53water to keep me cool. Thankfully, by
20:54the time it all spoiled, the weather had
20:56cooled down a bit, so I wasn't getting
20:58burned alive anymore. Keep farming some
21:00berries here. It's nice that it cooled
21:01down.
21:04Bringing those back to the mortar and
21:05pestle. I can make a ton more narcotics.
21:07And while those crafted, I made some
21:09arrows as well. And I started turning
21:10them into trs. A ton of tran. Ton of
21:13narcotics. Um, actually, let me go on
21:15Dota decks. Let's see how much it's
21:17going to take to knock out this Rex. So,
21:19it's going to take like just about 100
21:21to knock it out. I made another crossbow
21:23just in case that I would need it. And
21:25one thing I for sure would need was a
21:27trap. And that consisted of four dino
21:28gates. But before going out to farm
21:30those, I wanted to make sure the Rex was
21:32actually still around. First, let me
21:34make sure that this thing still exists,
21:36meaning that it's not dead. That's all.
21:38And it's a male. That's just I couldn't
21:39ask for anything better, man. So, with
21:41the Rex confirmed alive and healthy, I
21:43could get back into preparing everything
21:44to tame it. I then grabbed the dino gate
21:47and got the
21:49farming. With all four of the dino gates
21:51made early in the morning of day eight,
21:53I made the few extra arrows that I would
21:55need and then turn them into tr. And I
21:56was basically all ready to go out and
21:58cop this Rex. So, I flew down to it and
22:00set my trap up near it. And I actually
22:02got his attention straight away.
22:03However, as it was about to get in the
22:05trap, a parasaur decided to distract it.
22:07This parasaur is throwing. So, I had to
22:09help out the Rex by clapping the
22:10parasaur. Come here, little bro. Should
22:12have made a bear trap, being honest.
22:13Whatever. No way, man. I know you can
22:16fit in there. Yeah, somehow the Rex was
22:18a bit too fat to fit into the trap. So,
22:20I packed it up and I flew back to base
22:21to make the bear trap. Coming back down
22:24to the beach, I reassembled my trap and
22:26placed down the bear trap in the middle.
22:27I then waited for the Rex to finish his
22:29tom foolery with the trikes. I
22:31eventually got its attention, so I tried
22:33leading it in once again, but it was
22:35still too fat to fit somehow. Man, I
22:37know you can fit in there. Got a little
22:38idea. Yeah. See, with the Rex finally
22:41trapped, I could finally start knocking
22:42it out after taking care of some random
22:44bystander. That is back to the
22:52lobby. Sweet. Watch it be terrible. I I
22:55I honestly don't know if those are good
22:57or not. Anyways, it was time to find
22:58some food for this guy. I did remember
23:00seeing an alpha raptor earlier while I
23:02was taming that trike. So hopefully I
23:03could find that and get a ton of prime
23:05meat from it. These are alpha boosted.
23:07Found it. Level 50. It's easily
23:09killable. I think there's an explorer
23:11node over here too, isn't there? While
23:14flying around looking for it, I stumbled
23:15across a mamax with her babies. And
23:17those would definitely be easier to take
23:19down. So I loaded up my crossbow and I
23:21committed some unspeakable crimes. But
23:23in the end, I got all the prime meat
23:25that I'd ever need. So I flew back to
23:26the sleeping Rex and fed it. That baby
23:28Rex sacrifice was done in the name of
23:30progress. All right, so this is going to
23:32take a little bit to tame. Um, I do want
23:33to try and kill that alpha raptor, get a
23:35note, and then kill it. And that'll put
23:37me past level 74, I'm pretty sure. And
23:39then I can craft a Rex saddle. That
23:41being said, I started working on making
23:43a little trap for the alpha raptor so I
23:45could kill it with
23:47ease. With a simple one by one now
23:50crafted up, I flew back down to the
23:51alpha raptor. I then constructed the
23:53trap nearby, but I had to wait for it to
23:54kill a master Uguay before I could get
23:56to it. Once I had the raptor's
23:58attention, I let it into the trap. But
23:59there was a couple of flaws with this
24:01design. Oh, wait. I forgot I can damage
24:03it. Oh, wait. Did it just run through?
24:06Oh, I didn't think that through, did I?
24:08Should just put up walls. What am I
24:09doing? Honestly, at this point, finding
24:10two explore notes or killing a spino
24:12instead of the Alpha Raptor would be
24:14easier. So, I flew around the area
24:16looking for a note. I also barely
24:17noticed that my health was actually
24:19getting critically low from the heat.
24:20Ooh, it's hot. So, I flew down to the
24:23closest body of water for a bit to cool
24:24off. After setting back out on the
24:26exploro journey, I flew towards the red
24:28obelisk where I knew of a bunch of
24:29notes. And sure enough, I found the
24:31first couple of notes near one another.
24:33And that put me up at level 74, meaning
24:35I can now unlock and make the Rex
24:37saddle. So, I landed back at base and
24:38looked into making the saddle. However,
24:40I was still missing a decent amount of
24:41hide. But for now, I just flew down to
24:43see the Rex's stats. I don't think this
24:46is very good. I'm being honest. 10.5k
24:49health, 320 or melee. Anyways, I had the
24:52Rex follow me around and kill things or
24:54hide as that's probably the quickest way
24:55I could actually make a saddle for it.
24:58Oh, that choice, bro. I need hide. I
25:01continued killing things on the beach on
25:03day nine and I actually ran right into
25:04the Alpha Raptor. So, I let my Rex do
25:06its
25:09thing. Soon after that, I actually came
25:12across another Alpha Raptor. Holy Alpha
25:14Raptors, man. There was also a spino
25:16right next to it, but I believed in my
25:18Rex, so I sent it in the battle. What I
25:20didn't expect though is for my Rex to
25:21lose a bunch of its health fighting the
25:23Spino though. Uh thankfully we took both
25:26of them down with a little bit of
25:27assistance from Bones. And just when I
25:29thought the fight was over, another Rex
25:31pulled up on us, but it was no match for
25:33my Rex. Looking at its inventory, I
25:35found a pretty decent Mastercraft metal
25:37hatch it dropped by the Alpha Raptor.
25:38Anyhow, I got all the hide that I needed
25:40and I leveled up my Rex in the process
25:42so I could finally bring it back home.
25:44Transferring all the hide into my
25:45smithy, I made the Rex a saddle and then
25:47slapped it on my Rex. All right, now
25:48that I got this tamed, which is just
25:50something I couldn't really pass up on,
25:52I think it's now time to throw out and
25:54tame an RG. I'm just going to need one,
25:56man. It was too useful. I still had
25:57plenty of tran arrows and narcotics left
25:59over, so I didn't have to do a bunch
26:01more preparing either. But I did craft
26:03up a few extra tranks and farmed a
26:05humble amount of narco and then flew
26:06back out to repair and pick up the trap
26:08that I used for the alpha raptor. I made
26:10one stone ceiling and I was now
26:12basically ready to go out and tame an
26:13Argie. So, I headed out to the mountains
26:15in the middle of the map. Double drop
26:17with a ring. Don't mind if I do. Can't
26:20say no to a goated kitan chest piece and
26:22some gunpowder, though. And even better
26:24than that, there's a level 135 RG that I
26:26found just beneath the hill. Oh,
26:28perfect. Okay, let's try and find this
26:30safe spot to knock this thing out. This
26:32little ledge poking out from the volcano
26:34should work just fine, given that it was
26:36a bit far away from the RG, though. I
26:38hope that it can fit in here, dude.
26:40Surely it can't. Well, only one way to
26:42find out. So, I flew back down to get
26:44the RG's attention. And once I was close
26:45enough to my trap, I actually remember
26:47that I had to use a double door frame
26:49for the backside. So I quickly hopped
26:51off to swap that out. On my first
26:52attempt, the RG flew straight above the
26:54trap, which is exactly why I was a bit
26:56hesitant about this design. But on my
26:58second try, it actually went in, meaning
27:00it was possible to trap the RG this way.
27:03Nope, it's going to work. The RG did fly
27:05right out of it, but that doesn't mean I
27:06can't get it trapped. A couple of
27:08attempts later, I finally managed to
27:09place the wall down behind it, securing
27:11the RG. There we go. Got it. Sweet.
27:14[Music]
27:17Once it was knocked out, I flew down to
27:18find a lower level RG that I could kill
27:20for prime meat. And this level 40 should
27:22work just
27:30fine. It did only give me two pieces of
27:33prime though, so I would have to take
27:34down another. But luckily, I spotted one
27:36beefing with an alpha raptor, and it was
27:38getting pretty low on health, so I
27:39decided to swoop in and steal the
27:41raptor's kill. I then brought all the
27:42prime meat over to my sleeping RG, fed
27:44it, and I waited until the end of the
27:46day. It woke up on day 10, so I had a
27:48quick look at its stats. Holy health
27:50pool, bro. Terrible weight. I I think I
27:52just got to name it Meatball for the
27:54amount of health that it has. Anyways,
27:56it's now time to bring Meatball all the
27:57way back home. And this is a journey
27:59that I'm really not excited about due to
28:01how slow RGs actually are. But about the
28:03halfway point, stopping by one of the
28:05mountains, I actually came across a big
28:06group of Ankys. Holy anks, dude. And one
28:09of them was a level 115, but it was
28:11extremely bloody, so I can't tame that
28:13right now. Enkies aside, I made it back
28:15home with the RG, so I unlocked the
28:16saddle Ingram and grabbed all the
28:18necessary resources and farmed up a bit
28:20of hide and finally made one. All right,
28:22let's go level this guy. I then flew all
28:23the way back up north where I knew I
28:25could find a few more explore notes. And
28:27I leveled up meatball stamina just a
28:28little bit and then put the rest into
28:30weight. I also came across the Spino on
28:32the beach and that's just perfect
28:33timing. What wasn't perfect though was
28:35the fact that this little pesky carno
28:37literally snatched the kill from me,
28:39giving me off none of that XP. Oh, it
28:41took the kill for me. Oh my god, what is
28:43your problem? Screw you, dude. And to
28:46rub some salt in the wound, it also
28:48healed off the raptor's corpse just as
28:50it was about to die, dude. Um, I still
28:52had plenty of XP boost left over,
28:54though, so I flew down to this river
28:55where I eventually came across a
28:57lowlevel Rex that was easy for a kill.
28:59Going to kill it. Yes. Yes. After
29:00killing that, I landed on this little
29:02hill to regain stamina. and I actually
29:04stumbled right into another explorer
29:05node there. With enough levels now
29:07acquired, I started heading back home
29:08just to fly straight into another Alpha
29:10Raptor. I of course didn't want to pass
29:11up on such a free XP opportunity though,
29:14so I packed it up and got an extra 11
29:16levels for meatball. And dude, I've done
29:18a ton of leveling on this thing and its
29:20weight is still pretty mid, so it was
29:21just terrible weight to start with. Back
29:23at base, I spotted a whole Alpha Karno
29:25chilling right under my base, so I
29:27couldn't let that slide. So, I started
29:28killing the big red sausage. But due to
29:30its massive health pool and low melee of
29:32my RG, the fight actually continued into
29:34day 11. Well, I say the fight, but it
29:37was actually just me hovering above the
29:38carno clawing it from above. However, I
29:40actually ran into a slight issue. No.
29:43No. I spent so long trying to kill that.
29:46I quickly logged back in and thankfully
29:47I appeared just beneath my RD while
29:49still in combat. So, I quickly hopped on
29:51it to save myself. Oh no, the explorer's
29:53gone. That's so stupid. So, I spent a
29:55solid minute playing leftclick
29:57simulator, but I wasn't having it with
29:58my XP boost gone. So, I flew back off to
30:01try and find another explorer note. Let
30:03me get an explorer note before I kill
30:05this. Luckily, I stumbled into one
30:07really quickly though, so I picked it up
30:08and I flew back to finish killing off
30:10this carno. And after a couple of solid
30:12minutes, the carno finally folded. But,
30:14I'd say the kill was well worth it as I
30:16got a ton of levels from it. But more
30:18importantly, I got this ascended piece
30:20of technology. Hol, that was so worth
30:22it. Look at those tools that I got.
30:23Anywh who, I flew back home to sort out
30:25my stuff. And after turning around, I
30:27spotted a little piggy wandering around
30:29my property. And you guys already know
30:31how I deal with
30:32trespassers. I also noticed my Rex had
30:35been holding on to a decent amount of
30:36spoiled meat by now. So, I grabbed all
30:38of that and threw that into my mortar
30:39and pestle for more narcotics. And since
30:41my campfire was also sitting there
30:43dormant, I quickly flew over to the
30:44nearby forest and grabbed a little bit
30:46of wood and relit it with some meat
30:47inside. Now that I got this new
30:49crossbow, I kind of want to keep taming.
30:51Let's go try and find uh probably I want
30:54to Okay, never mind. Before that, let's
30:56let's finish working on this because I
30:58got something that I like. Basically, I
31:01still had this idea in mind and how I
31:02wanted to finish my base. And with the
31:04help of meatball and these new tools
31:05that I got, farming up resources should
31:07happen much quicker. So, now it's time
31:09to actually get to work on
31:12that. I placed three stone foundations
31:15on the side of my house, and I went back
31:16up to the woods to farm a few walls as
31:18well. You guys can kind of see what I'm
31:21going for here, right? Hold up. Let me
31:23cook some
31:24more. Okay, chat. Did I not cook on
31:27this? Cuz I think this looks pretty
31:29cool. And I'm going to like expand on
31:31this. Make it bigger. It's definitely
31:33much cooler than just having a boring
31:35square house. And I think my
31:36construction skills are improving slowly
31:38but surely. Anyways, it was time to get
31:40back on track with progress. My next
31:42little side quest would to be expand my
31:44smelting forest by farming up a few
31:45extra forges. So now, a few rocks and a
31:48few trees later, I had three extra
31:49forges made. So I lined those up next to
31:51my first one. But I didn't have the
31:52metal to actually distribute into them
31:54yet. So for the time being, I made one
31:56more trip to the forest and gathered up
31:58a bunch of wood so I'd have them ready
31:59and on standby to cook once I actually
32:01went out to farm that metal. Back at
32:03base, I parked inside and started
32:04transferring all the wood. But I first
32:06had to practice a little bit of dark
32:07magic just to make sure that I still had
32:09it in me. I think after so long they
32:11would fix it. Once my head got unstuck
32:13from the ceiling, I actually could
32:14distribute all the wood into my forges.
32:17Now that those are ready for smelting, I
32:18had to go out and actually get the
32:20metal. Do I go out and try to tim anky
32:23first? That might be the move, being
32:24honest. And then we come back, farm up a
32:27ton of metal, and get that cooking.
32:28Yeah, I'm I'm so in love with what I
32:30made right here, dude. This looks sick.
32:31I don't know about y'all. And look look
32:33at this. Look at my view, bro. Y'all
32:34wish y'all had a view like this. I'm
32:36just I'm just too good of a builder.
32:37What can I say? Anyhow, back to getting
32:39that Anky. Now, I wasn't about to start
32:41circling the map on my very slow RG.
32:43Instead, what I would actually do is
32:44find an Enky worth taming with my
32:46pteranodon and then come back for a
32:48meatball once it's actually asleep and
32:50I'm taming. So, I collected up a few
32:52mayo berries with my trike and then
32:53headed out. My first stop was at the
32:55mountain in the middle of the redwoods
32:56as I do remember seeing a bunch of
32:58hankies here and that also included that
33:00level 115, but that was super
33:02bloody. This is 115.
33:05I got slightly distracted by a purple
33:07drop just down the hill, but opening it
33:09actually proved to be worthwhile as I
33:11got some metal and a pair of ghillie
33:12leggings from it. There was also another
33:14pteranodon saddle blueprint, but I most
33:16likely wouldn't craft that anytime soon,
33:18if ever. Honestly, I might just tame
33:20that 115 just to be safe. There seems to
33:23be a ton of ankys on this mountain,
33:24though. Let me just run through all of
33:26them just to make sure. I flew around
33:27for a bit, but then I actually found the
33:29115. So, I decided to just go for that
33:31and not waste any more time with the
33:33other ones because for some reason it
33:34magically healed itself. So, I parked
33:36bones up on the mountain a bit and I
33:38started shooting at the Anky. And it
33:40went to sleep pretty quickly thanks to
33:42the insane crossbow of mine. So, I
33:44hopped back on my pteranodon to look
33:46around and try and find some hide as I
33:47wanted to surround the Anky and spikes.
33:49And this level 40 Yankee would just have
33:51to do as our donator for hide.
33:54A few trees later, I made five spike
33:56walls, and I started placing them around
33:58the sleepy fellow. And I also fed it
34:00before closing it off. Now, for some
34:01reason, this other wild Anky couldn't
34:03help itself, but walk straight into my
34:05spikes, so I had to put it down. Anyhow,
34:08it's now time to fly back home and get
34:09meatball. And thanks to my precise
34:11calculations and the simple fact that I
34:13know him, I managed to land on the edge
34:15of my base perfectly just before running
34:17out of stamina. No way. Oh, sweet. I
34:20cleared my inventory out a bit and put
34:21on Gilly to keep myself cool. All right.
34:23Um, now let's see what I need for the
34:25saddle for it. And I'd like to just tame
34:27and go out on a metal run instantly.
34:29Just some hide. None of my tames had any
34:32hide on them, unfortunately though. So,
34:33I had to go on a little killing spree
34:35with my
34:36Rex. Okay, before I set out to actually
34:40pick up the Anky and then do a metal
34:41run, I think it's about time I make some
34:43storage boxes for the base here. That
34:44being said, I chopped down a few more
34:46trees and made four storage boxes. I
34:48didn't have much space to work with,
34:49though, so I had to pick up my campfire
34:51and my bed to make space for the boxes.
34:54I also had a cool idea of how I'd
34:56incorporate one of the side rooms that I
34:57made earlier. Make this like a little
34:59bedroom area. Wait, look at the bedroom,
35:01boys. Got it nice, hidden, tucked away.
35:03And I put the campfire in the other
35:05corner. And honestly, it's a pretty cozy
35:07little upgrade. Let me know what you
35:08guys think. Anyways, it's time to head
35:10out on meatball to retrieve my Anky. And
35:12by the time I arrived, it was about 85%
35:14done taming. So, I sat with it until it
35:16woke up. And once it did, I had to give
35:18it a cool name. Hank
35:21the actually doesn't have terrible melee
35:24for how low level it is. So with Hank
35:25the Ank now saddled up, I could get
35:27right back to farming and fulfilling my
35:29severe metal
35:32addiction. Think I'm going to fly over
35:34to the volcano. These metal nodes are
35:36just too like dispersed. It's annoying
35:38to farm them. You got to keep popping on
35:40and off. So, I made the journey over to
35:42the top of the volcano where the nodes
35:43were all a little bit closer to one
35:45another, making it just easier to
35:50farm. Man, it's so annoying when I'm
35:53like farming or really at any just high
35:55elevation in Ark and then a cloud spawns
35:58out of nowhere. Guess what? I can't see.
36:00While farming away, I noticed a couple
36:02of gigas inside the volcano and one of
36:04which was actually taking a hot bath,
36:06you could say. What? Hold up. This
36:08thing's going to die. Let me lead this
36:09other one in and then I'm gonna cop the
36:12two gigahertz I need for that alpha
36:14dragon fight. Man, unfortunately, what
36:16ended up happening though is that the
36:17second giga actually ate the first
36:19giga's body, meaning the bag was now
36:21somewhere in that lava, but I still got
36:23the other one to burn as well. So, I
36:24secured one of the hearts at least. Now,
36:26the bag's definitely in the lava.
36:28Whatever. I got one gigahart. That's
36:30still nice. Anyways, I flew over to the
36:32other mountain near the volcano and I
36:34farmed up a bunch more metal over there.
36:36Then once I made it to the top of the
36:37hill, I already had plenty of metal
36:39farmed up and I was slowly dying to the
36:40cold. So I decided to peace out and
36:42return back home. And on my way back, I
36:45spotted a yellow drop, so of course had
36:46to check it out. And it also turned out
36:48to have a ring. And the loot inside was
36:50really
36:51good. Crazy pool. Definitely worth the
36:54little detour. When I made it back to
36:55base, I dropped off Hank on my balcony.
36:58Well,
36:59almost. Oh, dropped it right on a Rex.
37:02My bad, Hank. Once he was up safe and
37:04sound, I transferred all my metal into
37:05my forges and then lit them up. I also
37:07flew over to farm a bit more wood to
37:09keep them burning as I had a lot of
37:10metal in each forge. Okay, now that I
37:13got that, I think it's time we tame a
37:15dotic and then I can I want to build a
37:17giant wall with spikes and pillars and
37:19all that. Making my uh peninsula type
37:22thing fully secure and then we can like
37:24I'll feel safe to have more dinos and
37:26all that cuz there's there's Rexes
37:27everywhere, man. Even the dude, if they
37:29walk up and get too close, if it's a
37:31high level, I might be cooked. I
37:33basically had to wall off the whole side
37:34of the little hill where the wild dinos
37:36could get up to me. And farming all the
37:38stone for a bunch of gates by hand was
37:39just not optimal anymore, which is
37:41exactly why I want to go out and get me
37:43a dodic. So, I flew over to the top
37:45right side of the map and I began
37:46surveying the area for the little stone
37:48balls. Pause. Got how hard it is to find
37:50a dodic when they're so small. That's
37:53what she said. I continued searching in
37:54the day 14, but honestly, I was having a
37:56really hard time actually finding one. I
37:58haven't seen a single dotic, man. Maybe
38:00I'm not getting a dodic cuz um can't
38:02find one. So instead, I resorted to
38:04gambling. Yellow drop with a ring. Okay,
38:06you got me. I don't want to look for a
38:08dodic anymore, dude. I'm tired of this.
38:09I mean, it wasn't really the best of
38:11drops, but it still had potential. And
38:13those Mastercraft Ryan gauntlets weren't
38:14actually too bad. Anyh who, I started
38:17heading back towards home. And while
38:18flying through the redwoods, I had to
38:19look around the central mountain again.
38:21Holy Ankys, man. Can't find a singular
38:24Doadicarus, though. Something in me was
38:26telling me to keep looking though. I was
38:27determined to find at least one Dodic
38:29somewhere. So, I flew back down to the
38:31mountains in the middle of the map. But
38:32the longer I looked, the more I started
38:34to believe that Dodex had gone
38:35completely extinct on this island. Yeah,
38:37man. Dods don't exist, dude. I'm I'm I'm
38:40going somewhere else. I'm going back
38:41home. I'll do something else is what I
38:43mean. Yeah, during that whole search, I
38:45could not spot a single dotic. Not even
38:46a low level. So, I made my way back to
38:48base with defeat in my heart. But, I
38:50didn't want to give up on taming
38:52completely. Instead, I wanted to find me
38:53a highle theory as I need one for both
38:55farming resources and eventually a
38:57breeding line for the dragon boss fight.
38:59That being said, I grabbed up my stone
39:01structures and I went out to farm up the
39:03rest of the
39:06trap. With the trap crafted, I loaded up
39:08my crossbow and hopped on the back of
39:10bones to go around and scout the
39:11surrounding area a little bit. There
39:13were definitely plenty of theories to
39:14choose from. It's just that none of them
39:16were really worth taming. I also checked
39:17out a few Rexes, but those were just as
39:19bad. I guess my luck for finding high
39:21levels has run out once that 150 Rex
39:23appeared right below my base. Might just
39:25have to tame a bad theory for now just
39:28to use for farming purposes. And I can
39:30spend the time trying to find a higher
39:32level later on. I searched for a little
39:34bit longer, but without finding any
39:36good-looking theories, I did come across
39:37this trio of alpha raptors, which was a
39:39pretty rare sighting though. Yeah, it
39:41looks like I'm just taming a mid theory
39:43right now. I can't be bothered to look
39:44for any more dinos. That's all I've been
39:46doing today. So, as day 15 rolled
39:48around, I stumbled into this level 85,
39:51which wasn't too bad for just a normal
39:52farming theory. So, I slabbed down the
39:54four foundations and walls around three
39:56of the sides, leaving one open for the
39:58theory. And then I flew over to get its
40:01attention.
40:06Perfect. Sweet. With a tickle chicken
40:09now asleep, I made my way back home to
40:11hop on my trike and farm up a few Mayo
40:12berries and narcoies real quick. I then
40:14queued up a bunch of narcotics to craft
40:16before going back out to the theory to
40:18feed it. Since theories do wake up kind
40:20of fast, I had to keep an eye on its
40:21torpour. So, I kept feeding it more
40:23narcotics to keep it snoozing. And I
40:24then came back to base to farm even more
40:30berries. And I also forgot how long
40:33these things take to actually take. This
40:35thing's level 85 and it's taking a
40:37century. Good thing it's close to base,
40:39though. I can babysit it. In the
40:40meantime, let's get it a saddle and then
40:43um start farming up some a bunch of
40:46stone foundations to get a base
40:47expansion going. I emptied my RD's
40:49inventory into the smithy and then got
40:51to farming. With around eight
40:52foundations crafted, I flew back to kind
40:54of look at my base and consider my
40:56options. All right, I'm just trying to
40:57think about how I want to do this. And
40:59once I had a rough idea, I got to
41:03work. I also noticed that the fairy had
41:06dropped more than half its torpour by
41:08now. So, I came over to force feed it
41:09some more narcotics. Then, back at base,
41:11I grabbed my foundations and got to
41:13cooking. I wanted to build a kind of
41:15hexagon looking shaped platform so I
41:17could have other structures branching
41:18off of it into different directions. So,
41:20I farmed up nine triangle foundations
41:22and I started building. I also realized
41:24pretty quickly that I need much more
41:25than just nine triangle foundations. So,
41:27back to farming. It
41:32was also Bones had decided to go on a
41:35little walk by himself for some reason.
41:37Where is my pteranodon? And honestly, I
41:39don't even blame him. I'd have to clear
41:40my head, too, after flying around the
41:42whole map several times looking for good
41:44dinos to tame. That will basically make
41:46anybody go insane. How is he down there?
41:48I hopped on the back of him and flew
41:49over to feed the theory once again. And
41:51back at base, I continued grinding for a
41:53bit until the theory was close to waking
41:54up. Forgot to make it a saddle. Wooden
41:56fiber,
41:58easy. With that crafted, it was time to
42:00go get my theory. But what I didn't
42:02expect is to spot a level 135 female Rex
42:05just below my base. What? So, that turns
42:07my plans 180° around. I rushed back home
42:10to grab my dino gates and I made another
42:12bear trap and then flew down to
42:13construct it. With the trap in place, I
42:16gave the Rex a bit of a love tab, making
42:18it follow me into the gates. Yes, sir.
42:20And now that I had that secured, I could
42:22retrieve my theory. I actually left the
42:24shadow at home, so I picked up the trap
42:26and had the theory follow me all the way
42:27back up there. And for some reason, this
42:29random PGO thought it would be a good
42:31idea to throw hands with a chicken 20
42:33times its size. And yeah, it didn't end
42:35well for the PGO. I crafted a few extra
42:37tran on day 16 before going down to get
42:40that Rex knocked out. This is actually
42:41so clutch finding this man. The island's
42:43honestly blessing me right now. I guess
42:46let's not talk about finding a dodic or
42:48a highle theory, though. But getting a
42:50breeding pair of high levels on day 16
42:52sounded good to me. So, it was time to
42:53send her to
42:57sleep. And if you think my luck has now
42:59been drained completely, I'd like you to
43:01think again. Who are you, bro? What?
43:04What? A whole 145 female just appeared
43:07right behind me while I was tranking the
43:09135 out. Now, I had to get both of them
43:11tamed. So, I finished knocking out the
43:13135 and flew back up to base to get
43:15another bear trap crafted. I could then
43:16just pick up my current dino gates and
43:18reuse them on the 145. So, that's
43:20exactly what I did after making new tran
43:22arrows, that is. Anyways, I flew back
43:24down and quickly picked up my gates
43:25while also checking on the 135 Rex's
43:28stats. Definitely taming that 145. These
43:30stats were not looking good. So, I
43:32rebuilt the trap just under my base, and
43:34I got the other Rex's attention once
43:36again. Oh, it has a child. Crazy. Mama
43:38Rex had a bit of trouble getting into
43:40the bear trap, though. So, I moved one
43:41of the gates outward, allowing the Rex
43:43to finally get stuck. And just like
43:45that, I had it trapped and I could get
43:46to shooting while her child sadly
43:52watched asleep. Oh my god, this one is
43:55worse. Gives me two super highle females
43:57and they both suck. That's arc for you.
43:59Whatever. I guess I'm still yet to see
44:01their stats though after they're tamed.
44:02So there was still a small chance at
44:04least one of them would turn out good.
44:06Good enough that is as they're
44:07definitely not going to be great with
44:08those stats. Anyhow, I wanted to get
44:10some prime meat for them. So I hopped on
44:12the back of my Rex and went around to
44:13look to see what I could find. Bad day
44:15to be a parasaur child. With all that
44:17prime meat now in my possession, I could
44:19now feed both Rexes. All right, while
44:21those finish up taming, let's keep
44:22working on this base expansion here. I
44:25still really wish I had a dodic to farm
44:26stone about now, but they were basically
44:28non-existent. So, I had to go back out
44:30into the woods and do a little bit of
44:32manual labor
44:36myself. After placing all those ceilings
44:39down, I returned back to farm more wood.
44:41And while I still had my guard down, I
44:42heard something through the foilage
44:44ahead of me. Oh my god. I've honestly
44:46never gotten jump scared this hard in
44:48Arc. Dude, that scared the crap out of
44:50me. I also hopped on meatball to kill
44:52the Gigantaptor. I then crafted all the
44:54remaining triangle foundations to
44:55complete the central platform. With that
44:57now complete, I could go down to check
44:58on the first female Rex. And her health
45:01actually turned out to be pretty
45:02garbage, just as I anticipated. But the
45:04melee was actually a bit better on the
45:06other hand. Um, this melee is pretty
45:08good. Okay, so I named her after her
45:10stats, and I also came across to check
45:11on the other Rex as it also had finished
45:13taming by now. Oh, hold up. This one,
45:15since I tamed it, can I claim its kid?
45:17Yes. Come here. Anyways, I checked the
45:19other Rex's stats, and it turned out to
45:21be pretty garbage overall. The health
45:23went up quite a bit, but it still wasn't
45:24as good as my male. and the melee. You
45:26might be asking, "Yeah, let's let's not
45:28even talk about that." Yeah, I gave that
45:30Rex a very fitting name for being such a
45:32waste of tran arrows. I then picked up
45:34all my gates and brought the new Rex's
45:36home so I can continue my little base
45:37expansion. I still had some foundations
45:39left over, so I used those to make a
45:41second little walkway thing that would
45:43eventually lead into another building of
45:45sorts. Now, going back to farming some
45:48wood, I've realized I've been doing it
45:49all wrong for a solid minute. Why am I
45:51still farming wood by hand when I have a
45:54theory? So, after placing a few more
45:55foundations down, I actually hopped on
45:57the back of my Theory to farm wood the
45:58proper way. And in the matter of
46:00seconds, I already have plenty of walls
46:02made. This wood eventually served as my
46:05industrial area where I'd have my
46:07fabricator, chemistry bench, and other
46:09stuff like that, but that is for later
46:10when I can actually get my hands on
46:12them. Now, there's still one thing I've
46:13been yearning for though, and that is a
46:15dotic. Farming all the stone by hand was
46:17really draining, so I decided to craft
46:19up a few more arrows. I then also picked
46:21up the wooden walls that I just placed
46:23down to move them back a foundation. And
46:24just a small detail like that can make
46:26the whole thing look a lot better once
46:28it's finally done. I made a bunch of
46:30tran arrows on day 17 and headed back
46:32out to look for a dodic once again. And
46:34not long into the search, I actually
46:35spotted the first one just wandering
46:37about under one of the hills. Even
46:39though it was a garbage level, at least
46:40I know that they're actually spawning in
46:42now. There's a dodic that spawned, but
46:43it um say likely it sucks. And it wasn't
46:46the only level 15 I came across either
46:48dog. Two level 15s. Those aren't even
46:51worth taming, man. But the Argods
46:53finally decided to bless me. And a level
46:55135 appear right in my spy glass. I
46:57guess two wrongs make a right. I didn't
46:59have a trap for, but it's not like I
47:01need one as the terrain here was a bit
47:03rough for taming. So, I decided to hit
47:04the Dodo with my pteranodon and have it
47:06follow me down towards the ruins. Why do
47:08I hear a carno? I didn't want to risk
47:10getting jumped by said carno, so I
47:12parked my pteranodon and started
47:14knocking out the dodic right there and
47:15then.
47:19It was getting a bit bloody from all the
47:21arrows that I shot into it, but
47:22thankfully I knocked it out in time. I
47:24had some spikes in Mayo berries back at
47:26base. So, I hopped on the back of my
47:27pteranodon and before I could take off,
47:29I noticed the carno has been lurking in
47:31the area. Oh my god, mesh carno. That's
47:33why I heard one. Think I found that man.
47:35Who knows if that could have gotten my
47:36doic or not. After getting rid of it, I
47:38proceeded to fly across the map back to
47:40base where I then grabbed the mayo
47:41berries and spikes and then flew
47:42straight back. That is until I realized
47:44that I actually had to return with
47:46meatball instead so I could actually
47:48carry the Dodic home. So, I parked my
47:50Tanadon back at base and then hopped on
47:51the RG. Now, once I was back at the
47:53mountain, I almost flew right into the
47:54car car that ended poor Perry's
47:56existence. Oh my god. Anyhow, I got back
47:58to the dodic and it was actually sitting
48:00just below the mesh, meaning that I
48:02couldn't feed it. So, I used a bit of
48:04sorcery that I've been practicing to
48:05look underground and open the dodic's
48:07inventory and then feed it. All right,
48:08honestly, since I'm out here, I'm just
48:10going to sit here and wait with it. And
48:11it actually took a hot minute for this
48:13dodic to tame up. But once it did, I
48:15gave it a very fitting name. Oh, and I
48:17could also just pick it up straight
48:18through the mesh with my RG, so I didn't
48:20have to use my powers anymore this time.
48:22And Ball was just excited to join me on
48:24the quest as I was. I landed on the
48:26ground for some stamina, and he just got
48:28the farming. I was already getting to
48:29it. Doesn't even have a saddle. So, I
48:31continued flying back towards home while
48:33also farming up a few rocks. Now,
48:34finally, back at base, I unlocked a
48:36saddle, crafted one up, and slapped it
48:38on ball. Let's farm a bunch of stone
48:40with this dude.
48:41I had now amassed a pretty decent amount
48:43of stone, so I dropped the ball off and
48:44I went out to farm a few trees with my
48:46theory as well. And once back, I grabbed
48:48some stone and I crafted up a bunch of
48:50foundations to expand upon my soontobe
48:52industrial
48:55workshop. Going back out to get more
48:57wood, I spotted a wild chicken
48:59attempting to trespass onto my property.
49:01Hey, bold move pulling up here being a
49:03level five. Anyways, I farmed a few
49:05trees with the Theia and then I got to
49:06dropping them with my pickaxe as I also
49:08needed a bunch of thatch. I then made a
49:10few more foundations and ceilings which
49:12I placed down on the new platform. I
49:13wanted it to go all the way back to the
49:15edge of the hill as the industrial
49:16structures that I plan on having tend to
49:18take up a lot of space, especially the
49:20industrial forge. Yeah, six ceilings and
49:22I can finish the platform. It's not bad.
49:24I picked up ball and farmed up a couple
49:26more rocks. I then grabbed the wood and
49:28thatch and I made the last six
49:30ceilings. I picked up the two corner
49:32pieces to add a bit of shape to the
49:34whole thing and I placed down a few
49:35wooden walls that I had laying around.
49:37Now, all I had to do is finish farming
49:38the rest of the walls and ceilings. I
49:40wanted to go for a similar design that I
49:42have on my main house using the ramps at
49:44the
49:47entrance. On day 19, I realized I made a
49:50fatal mistake while building the back
49:51side of my house. Oh, think I messed up.
49:54We got to go bald one too short. But I I
49:56I'm not tearing this down, man. Yeah.
49:57Instead of picking up the whole backside
49:59and moving it, I just grab the corner
50:01foundations and the ceilings to match
50:02the front. And I continue construction
50:04at the top.
50:09Finally, after a while of just farming
50:10and building, I finished the
50:12construction of the industrial workshop.
50:13All right, so this will be like my
50:15industrial place. There were still a few
50:18missing details here and there, like the
50:19railings out back, but I placed those
50:21down as well. Now, lastly, I crafted
50:23stone walls to place down under the
50:24ceilings that acted as foundations, and
50:26those were both on the central platform
50:28and the new workshop. And now, I also
50:30got to look out after myself after such
50:32a long grinding session. I threw some
50:33meat onto my campfire to cook and I flew
50:35down the hydrate before getting ready to
50:37admire my new build. I don't know about
50:38you guys, but I think I definitely
50:40cooked with this base design. Now, one
50:41more thing I have to fix was this
50:42annoying patch of grass just in front of
50:44my base. It was really bugging me. So,
50:46to fix it, I placed a couple of row of
50:48foundations and stairs over it. Now, if
50:50you're thinking I'm done with building,
50:51you're wrong. Well, not entirely, but
50:53still. I crafted up a bunch of wooden
50:55railings and stairs that I placed down
50:56around the central platform and around
50:58the edges as a finishing touch.
51:04All right, I'm I'm digging this. Looking
51:06pretty tough. I'm not going to lie. All
51:07right, now now that I got this set up,
51:10I'll probably put my hatching area down
51:11there some point. So, I think it's time
51:13to get ourselves a fabricator. The only
51:15thing I was actually missing to make one
51:16was spark powder. So, I unlocked the
51:18engram and made some. And once that was
51:20done crafting, I crafted the fabricator
51:21and slapped it down in the corner of the
51:23industrial workshop. Now, the next
51:24structure on the agenda was a generator.
51:26I knew I had some gasoline around
51:28somewhere, so I grabbed it along with
51:29the metal and paste as I still had a
51:31whole stockpile of it. Probably don't
51:33have any pearls, being honest. I have to
51:35fly to Narnia to get those. Most
51:37definitely will. But before heading out
51:38to Narnia though, I had to refuel my
51:40forges as they still had a ton of raw
51:42metal in them. And they've kind of all
51:43ran out of wood by now. So, after
51:46refueling those, I was basically ready
51:47to go out and get some pearls. All
51:49right, let's go. Yeah, I got scuba.
51:52Let's go. Let's go try and get some
51:53pearls that I know I can get pretty
51:56easily. Problem is, they're on the
51:57complete other side of the map. I
51:58arrived at the spot where I usually
52:00collect pearls and pulled out my
52:01crossbow to do a little bit of pest
52:02control as the river was absolutely
52:04swarming with piranhas. And now once
52:06those were taken care of, I could fill
52:07my pockets with these pearls. I
52:09collected a few extra pearls on day 20
52:11and then headed back home. Halfway
52:12through the journey back though, I
52:14spotted a yellow drop with a ring coming
52:15down. So, I stopped by to check it out
52:17once it actually landed. Not very good.
52:19And I did see two more yellow drops in
52:21the distance, but considering how bad
52:23this one was, I just ignored them and
52:24flew all the way back home. And once
52:26there, I queued up a bunch of
52:27electronics to craft and unlocked the
52:28air conditioner in Graham as well. Bet.
52:31Let's make a generator and power
52:33everything that would be in here. All
52:34right, I think next I want to try and
52:36tame a philolio. But before I want to do
52:39that, I want to make cryopods to make my
52:42life easier. And I'm also going to need
52:44a cryo fridge. I had pretty much
52:46everything I needed in my smithy as
52:48well. I made seven electronics for the
52:49cryo fridge and I flew out to the green
52:51obeliska meatball there. I made the
52:52fridge, but I could only craft four
52:54cryopods as I was missing crystal. But
52:56four would work for now though, so I
52:58grabbed everything and returned back to
52:59base and slapped the cryo fridge down
53:01next to my generator. Now with that
53:02little side quest completed, I could
53:04start working towards the phylo. I
53:05grabbed up a bunch of resources and I
53:07made a few foundations as I already had
53:09everything else crafted that I will
53:10need. I then stocked up on tranks and
53:12grabbed some cooked meat and headed out
53:13into the redwoods. While flying through,
53:15I landed by a blue drop with the ring,
53:17and I got a decent for a chest piece
53:18from it that might just come in handy
53:20when I have to venture into the ice
53:21caves. Anyhow, back to Thail. Finding
53:23one of these tree kitties is actually
53:25not that difficult. All you have to do
53:26is kind of fly around and eventually one
53:28of them will just, oh my god, it found
53:30me. Now, it's important to stay calm
53:32during a situation like this. If the is
53:34a low level, you can pull out your
53:35hatchet and do the following. However,
53:37if the happens to be a high level, like
53:39a 145, the odds might not be in your
53:41favor as much. Anyways, I hopped back on
53:43bones and I continued the hunt for a
53:45good Thyla all the way into day 21. I
53:47found this level 40 chilling a bit too
53:49close to the ground and yeah, I'm not
53:51sure what it was trying to catch, but
53:53anyways, I spun it off with my
53:54pteranodon and I tried to kill it, but
53:56it pulled a Houdini on me and vanished
53:58in the thin air. Anywh who, the next I
54:00spotted was a level 20, so I knocked it
54:02off the tree in a similar fashion and
54:04this one I actually killed. And I was
54:06also making sure to collect their
54:07closets tributes that I would need for
54:09upcoming bosses. I then proceeded to fly
54:11around the whole redwoods for a while,
54:12but I couldn't see any new Tho spawning
54:14in. So, I decided to dip for now and go
54:16do something else instead. You know what
54:18would be a Chad move? Go straight for an
54:20indie forge. I unlocked the engram and I
54:22looked into the fabricator to see
54:24exactly what I would need to get one.
54:25Okay, I can get the polymer and the oil
54:28out in the snow. Cementing paste. Should
54:30I fly around looking for taxpayers and
54:32then the crystals? Easy. And then I
54:34should have the metal. Definitely should
54:36have the metal. Oh, yeah. I I have the
54:38metal to afford one. But then a whole
54:39Rex appeared out of nowhere and started
54:41munching on my teams, reminding me that
54:43I still need to put up some defenses. I
54:45really do need to set up a wall, man.
54:48That's the last thing I feel like doing
54:49right now, though, after all the
54:50building I just did. I honestly couldn't
54:52be bothered to set up the wall right
54:53now, though, as I was going to stick to
54:55the original plan of going out to the
54:56snow and getting oil like the true
54:58American that I am. I also had to get
55:00some polymer from the local penguin, so
55:01I made a few clubs before mentally
55:03preparing for the long flight ahead.
55:05Going to do it on my Argy as well. Yeah,
55:07that's the one tough part about living
55:08here. Base spot's super cool, but it is
55:11so far from everything. After that long
55:13and tedious flight, I finally arrived at
55:15the iceberg so I could get to satisfying
55:17my basic human
55:23needs. And once I had a sufficient
55:25amount of this fine substance called
55:27oil, I started heading back home. But on
55:30day 22, I did a complete 180 as I
55:32actually forgot to get the polymer.
55:33Forgot to get polymer, dude. You
55:35serious? And it's a good thing I
55:36remembered to get it now and not when I
55:38was all the way back at base since that
55:39would have been a different kind of
55:40paint. Now, that being said, I returned
55:42to the snowy hills where I came across a
55:44yellow drop that actually had some
55:45polymer for me. Wa! Clutch. But it was
55:48still nowhere near enough for a whole
55:49indie forge. So, I flew through the
55:51forest in search of penguins. And I
55:52found a small group of them shortly
55:54after that. So, I prepared my club and
55:56loaded on my crossbow and then got to
55:58work.
56:00This wild RD also wanted a piece of me
56:02though, so I introduced it into my
56:04ascended piece of
56:06technology. A crossbow is insane.
56:08Anyways, I continued to search for
56:10another group of penguins when I spotted
56:12a saber had already beat me to it. Oh, I
56:14will save you penguins. Save you from
56:16the saber, that is. Unfortunately, I
56:18couldn't save them for myself and the
56:20needs of the almighty god known as
56:27progress. While cleaning out another
56:29gang of penguins, I noticed a yellow
56:31drop coming down just beside me, but I
56:33couldn't really get the loot due to this
56:35happening. Yeah, for some reason, the
56:36drop landed midair and just broke
56:38completely. So, of course, I took my
56:40anger out on a few more penguins, but
56:41their suffering soon ended as I gathered
56:43enough polymer to make the industrial
56:45forge. Got the polymer, got the oil,
56:47just go back. Now, it was me who had to
56:49suffer through the journey of flying all
56:50the way back to base across the map on
56:52this RG. And I did also stop by the
56:54volcano to farm up the little bit of
56:56crystal that I needed. Now, the last
56:57resource that I have to acquire is
56:59cementing paste. But before going out to
57:01get that, I made it back home and
57:03transferred all the materials that I
57:04just got into the fabricator to see if I
57:06really got everything that I needed.
57:08Okay, now I just need the paste. Let's
57:10try and find some taxpayers. I hopped on
57:12bones and flew out to scout the rivers
57:14around the southern islands. And sure
57:15enough, I soon came across a couple of
57:17dams. Taxpayer. So, I positioned my PT,
57:20hopped off and onto the dam, and I got
57:22to ste I mean collecting my mandatory
57:24tax. Oh. Oh, we might be cooked. I
57:27quickly hopped back on bones and led the
57:29beavers away so I could quickly loot the
57:31second dam as well. And with that little
57:33successful heist done, I returned back
57:34to base just before the day came to an
57:36end. All right, let's make this indie
57:38forge. Hello. Hello. Who are you? And
57:42get out of here.
57:44Sweet. I also repaired my ghillie with
57:47the leftover polymer before constructing
57:49the industrial forge. What can I say,
57:51man? I'm just a master builder. I knew
57:53it would fit.
57:55Oh. Uh, that's backwards. Once I placed
57:57down the forwards facing me, I could
57:58grab all the metal from my other normal
58:00forges and bring it over, but that's
58:02after getting my head unstuck from the
58:03ceiling, of course. Are you serious?
58:05Well, the So, I loaded up meatball and
58:07transported everything over to the new
58:09workshop. I then dropped all the metal
58:10onto the floor before this happened.
58:12What? How did I How did I die? How did I
58:14just die, man? I ran back and threw all
58:16the metal and then lit up the forge
58:18before getting my stuff back. I made Did
58:21I accidentally eat organic polymer? That
58:23could have been it. Anyways, I also
58:24repaired my armor and tools before
58:26taking a better look in the industrial
58:28workshop from above. Do I add an extra
58:31layer on top of this cuz I feel like it
58:32looks a little weird with the roof so
58:34big and flat. Screw it. Let's do it. So,
58:36I hopped back on my theory and ran
58:37through a few trees to get the wood. I
58:39also got some thatch by hand and I
58:40started crafting ramps. Should also
58:42craft some cantens while I have this
58:43polymer here. I unlocked the engram and
58:45made
58:46three. Just not realizing the forge
58:48sticks out just a little bit. Whatever.
58:50I swear that's just a feature to add
58:51more detail and not an oversight on my
58:53part. Anywh who, I farmed up a bunch
58:55more walls and ceilings before getting
58:57up on the roof to expand
58:59it. H okay, I think I need to add some
59:02more details. It looks a little too
59:03blank, but I think it's starting to look
59:07better. I filled in the corners of the
59:10roof with the triangle walls. And I
59:11pondered for a little bit before
59:12deciding I just go out and look at my
59:14Philo again. Back to looking for crafted
59:18some arrows so I can make sure to kill
59:19them. kill the bad ones. The first tree
59:21kitty I came across was a level 50,
59:23meaning it had to go. And on to the next
59:25life, that is. Shortly after ending that
59:27one, I came across a level 15, which was
59:29met with a similar fate. The third that
59:31I found was a level 40. And while I was
59:33trying to get rid of it, I noticed
59:34another one chilling on tree nearby. So,
59:36I checked that level. Oh, 110. Where did
59:39that go? Okay, 110 isn't good, but I
59:41haven't found anything better. So, I
59:43started constructing the trap while the
59:44level 40 kind of just stared at me. I
59:46then led that level 40 into the trap
59:48thinking it was the level 110. No, it's
59:51not the 110. It got distracted by a wild
59:53pteranodon, so it kind of just ran off
59:55into the distance. So, I parked bones up
59:57on the rock. And once the low-level Thai
59:59ran back up to me, I forcefed it a few
1:00:01stone arrows and chased it down with my
1:00:03pteranodon. Now, I just have to find the
1:00:05level 110 again. So, I picked up the
1:00:07trap and started looking around.
1:00:08Unfortunately, despite all my best
1:00:10efforts, I was not able to find it again
1:00:12on day 24. However, that was all part of
1:00:14Ark's god's plans as they decided to
1:00:17bless me with this instead. A level 140
1:00:19ready to be tamed by me. So, I quickly
1:00:22slapped down my trap nearby and I shot
1:00:24it off the tree with an arrow. And
1:00:25trapping it was as simple as having it
1:00:27follow me into the trap and placing the
1:00:29last two walls down behind it. Yes, sir.
1:00:31Now, I could start shooting it into the
1:00:32face until it would eventually fall
1:00:34asleep and wake up and proceed to love
1:00:38me. Oh, and he's out. All right. Got to
1:00:41get cooked prime meat. But before
1:00:43getting that, I farmed up a few spikes
1:00:44to keep it safe from the dangers of the
1:00:46redwoods. The last thing I want is to
1:00:48see a terror bird eating my phylo while
1:00:50I'm out hunting for prime meat to tame
1:00:51it. So, I fed up some narcotics to keep
1:00:54it snoozing, and I flew back home to hop
1:00:56on my Rex and go hunting. And I spotted
1:00:57an alpha carno not too far from home.
1:00:59So, I pulled up on it. But things
1:01:02started to head south when a random Rex
1:01:04pulled up on me and started biting my
1:01:05ankles. Oh my god, I'm about to lose
1:01:08this Rex. Are you serious? Luckily, it
1:01:10died. So, it was back to a 1v one, which
1:01:12the carno clearly didn't respect and it
1:01:14tried to dip on me instead. I did not
1:01:16let that slide, however. I chased it
1:01:17down and finished the fight fair and
1:01:19square by repeatedly knocking it into
1:01:21the water, making it virtually
1:01:22impossible for the Chrono to fight back.
1:01:24Maybe you should just have a better AI,
1:01:25dude. I don't know. Anyways, I had all
1:01:27the prime meat in the world now. So, I
1:01:28crafted up two campfires, placed them
1:01:30down next to my old one, and got to
1:01:32cooking. Now, once I had a total of 18
1:01:34cooked prime meat, I hopped back on
1:01:36bones and flew back to the Phil. And I
1:01:38gave it the prime and fed it some more
1:01:39narcotics as it was pretty close to
1:01:41waking up. I then stood over it waiting
1:01:42for it to tame while looking at this fat
1:01:44diplo getting impaled by my spikes. The
1:01:46philo tamed on day 25. So I stuffed it
1:01:48into my pocket and I picked up my
1:01:50structures. All right, let's look at
1:01:51this mana saddle and finally do some
1:01:53splunking probably for the
1:01:55megapiththecus artifacts first since I
1:01:57already have rexes. That'll definitely
1:01:59be the first boss that I'm fighting.
1:02:00Back at base I threw the back out and
1:02:02lock the industrial grill. I already had
1:02:04all the resources to make one, so might
1:02:05as well invest in it and make one now. I
1:02:08also instantly threw some meat on it to
1:02:09cook, and that included a bunch of prime
1:02:11that I had left over from that alpha
1:02:12car. Anyways, back to the saddle. I
1:02:15unlocked the engram and looked into my
1:02:17smithy to see what I was actually
1:02:18missing.
1:02:19I threw it on the gave it a name, Mr.
1:02:23Kitty. I I don't know. Now, I also had
1:02:26to level up Mr. Kitty a bit before
1:02:28taking him out to various caves of the
1:02:29island. So, I first wanted to get an
1:02:31explorer note and I ran all the way
1:02:33across to the southern islands back
1:02:34towards the red obelis and there I found
1:02:36multiple notes including a tech one
1:02:38giving extra experience. I then opened
1:02:39up a green drop with a ring and that got
1:02:41me some potatoes along with a bunch of
1:02:43random wooden structures that I quickly
1:02:45despawned with the stats looking better
1:02:47now. I started running all the way back
1:02:48towards home and I came across an
1:02:50alpharaptor fighting a couple of
1:02:51soraods. So, I wanted to kill that while
1:02:53I had the experience boots active. But,
1:02:55there were a few seratosaurus involved
1:02:57in the fight as well. So, I had to
1:02:58approach it carefully. I waited for all
1:03:00three of the culprits to swim across to
1:03:02me so then I could fight them in the
1:03:03water. But when the raptor died, I
1:03:05didn't even get the kill for it. Really
1:03:06died to bleeding damage. Instead of
1:03:08going back to base straight away, I took
1:03:10a little detour to the green obelisk to
1:03:11see if I could find any alpha there, but
1:03:13to no avail. I did however though find
1:03:15an alpha carno in the jungle just in
1:03:17front of my base. But my Thus health was
1:03:18not in the best condition right now. So,
1:03:20I ran back up the base to force feed it
1:03:22a bunch of raw meat. And I got it up to
1:03:23about 3/4 of its health. And then I ran
1:03:25back out to where I last saw a carno
1:03:27just to not be able to find it at all.
1:03:29And I still had about 10 minutes of
1:03:31experience boost left. So I was
1:03:32desperately trying to find something to
1:03:34kill. However, that experience boost
1:03:36soon completely expired after I logged
1:03:38back in on day 26. So I made my way back
1:03:40home. All righty, let's make stuff. And
1:03:42I want to get the artifact of the pack.
1:03:45But for that, I also need to make
1:03:47grapples and then a few extra structures
1:03:49so I can deploy the in the cave. I then
1:03:52unlocked the grapple engram and I made
1:03:5311 of those. And I also picked up my
1:03:55cryo fridge and crafted up a few
1:03:57electronics and made the extra generator
1:03:59as well. And that was basically
1:04:00everything I need for the cave. So I
1:04:01hopped on Mr. Kitty and headed out.
1:04:03After totally not getting lost for 2
1:04:05minutes, I found the entrance to the
1:04:06cave. So I ventured inside, but I didn't
1:04:08get too far before I had to cry out my
1:04:10thylo. I then continued on foot for now
1:04:12as there aren't any dangerous things
1:04:14trying to eat me here yet. But once I
1:04:15reached the big drop down part of the
1:04:16cave, I slapped down my cryo fridge in
1:04:18the generator and I waited for three
1:04:20eternities before I could finally throw
1:04:22out my Philo again. All right, since
1:04:23this thing has bad melee, we got to be
1:04:25careful. I killed a few of the Titanoba
1:04:26bowers that were chilling on the path
1:04:28ahead. And after looking down, I saw a
1:04:30bunch of other nasty things. So, I
1:04:32actually ran out of the cave to farm up
1:04:34a few stone arrows. That way, I could
1:04:35get rid of them from afar. Specifically,
1:04:37the arthros. However, once I came back
1:04:39though, I noticed Mr. Kitty was nowhere
1:04:41to be seen. Is my Hey guys, I think my
1:04:44thigh lives under the map. And I was
1:04:45correct. I had to use my powers to peek
1:04:48under the mesh. And there I found Mr.
1:04:49Kitty swimming in the midst of the void.
1:04:51Dude, this is so stupid. I had to
1:04:54replace all my structures and waited for
1:04:56the century long cool down again before
1:04:57I could throw the phyla back out and
1:04:59continue exploring the cave. I shot the
1:05:01arthros that were waiting down there
1:05:02before hopping back onto the phyla and
1:05:04then sending it. All right, chat. I'm
1:05:06going in. I got surrounded by snakes
1:05:07almost immediately, but they all got
1:05:09clapped and somehow I only got two venom
1:05:11out of all that. Anyways, going deeper
1:05:12into the cave, I got into a smaller
1:05:14scuffle during which I contracted mega
1:05:16ravens. That however is the least my
1:05:18concern right now though as when I
1:05:20looked into my inventory I realized I
1:05:22completely forgot to bring grapples with
1:05:23me. Also my character was spazzing out
1:05:25really hard so I had to hit a quick
1:05:27reload. Anyways my philoa was still too
1:05:29fat to fit through this choke point. So
1:05:30I had to place my cryo fridge down once
1:05:32again and then wait. After cryoing the
1:05:34popping it back out on the other side. I
1:05:36ran through a couple of corridors and I
1:05:38came across another group of tatanobas.
1:05:40So I farmed them for their venom. Now
1:05:41I'm getting super close to the artifact.
1:05:43So I healed up Mr. kitty with a bit of
1:05:44raw meat. And I then fought another
1:05:46horde of cave creatures and climbed back
1:05:47up to the final part of the cave where I
1:05:49could then dismount and go retrieve the
1:05:51artifact of the pack. Free artifact.
1:05:52Just kidding. That was not free. And
1:05:54getting out of this cave consisted of me
1:05:56waiting for the cryo timer on the fridge
1:05:57once again and then just running
1:05:59straight out of there. Back on the
1:06:01surface on day 27, I had to wait for the
1:06:03timer once again to actually go back to
1:06:04base. But now with Mr. Kitty out again,
1:06:06I started heading back. But my plans
1:06:08quickly changed when I spotted this
1:06:10alpha Rex just wandering around the
1:06:11beach. Oh, hey there. What are the odds
1:06:13I can kill this with the phyla? I mean,
1:06:14I can make it bleed, but when it steps
1:06:16on me, it does more damage than my bite.
1:06:18But the bleed damage was really strong
1:06:20on its own, so I kept circling the Rex,
1:06:22breaking its ankles, and then biting its
1:06:24tail. Probably won't get the XP from
1:06:25this since it's going to die from
1:06:26bleeding. But I do need the tooth for
1:06:28the alpha suit. A few bites later, the
1:06:30Rex finally collapsed, dropping the
1:06:32Alpha Rex tooth, and I'm going to need
1:06:33that trophy later on. And it also
1:06:35dropped a mid metal hatchet. So, I made
1:06:36my way back home and unlocked a trophy
1:06:38wall mount, which I placed on the roof
1:06:40of my house. Now, with a little bit of
1:06:41help from Meatball, I was able to get on
1:06:43top of the roof and display the Reich
1:06:44skull as
1:06:45well. I wanted like more centered. While
1:06:48also on the topic of base upgrades, I
1:06:50also wanted to make a fridge to keep my
1:06:51spoilerables preserved. So, I crafted
1:06:53all the necessary electronics and then
1:06:55made one. All righty. Let me grind out a
1:06:58bunch of stone foundations for down here
1:07:00and then let's let's set up a hatching
1:07:02platform. I got to start breeding Rexes
1:07:05for this megapiththecus fight cuz it's
1:07:07going to be upon us sooner rather than
1:07:09later. That being said, I picked the
1:07:11ball and got the
1:07:14farming. It's a decent amount of stone
1:07:16farmed to get wooden thatch. I first got
1:07:18all the thatch that I need with my
1:07:19pickaxe and then dropped the futures
1:07:21with the theory. And in total, I made 37
1:07:23triangle foundations and I placed them
1:07:24all down around the main platform,
1:07:26including a few regular foundations.
1:07:28Now, one more trip to the forest later,
1:07:30I made the rest of the regular
1:07:31foundations, and I finished the hatching
1:07:33area. Uh, do I bite the bullet and try
1:07:36to tame an anglerfish to farm pearls? I
1:07:39might need to cuz I'm going to need a
1:07:40bunch of air conditioners for this
1:07:41hatching area. I didn't really have any
1:07:43other options though, so I quickly
1:07:45farmed up and crafted a simple angler
1:07:46trap. On day 28, I grabbed a bunch of
1:07:48spoiled meat from Mr. Kitty and I farmed
1:07:50up a second mortar pestle so I could
1:07:52produce narcotics at double the speed.
1:07:54So before I go out to get me an angler,
1:07:56I need to stock up on those as the torpo
1:07:57drain on these glowy fish boys is really
1:08:00fast. So that being said, I hopped on
1:08:01the back of my trike and did a little
1:08:03bit of lawn mowing.
1:08:07I'm also going to have to tame a Ichigy
1:08:09first to actually, you know, get around.
1:08:11Having this scuba set is so clutch,
1:08:13though. Anyhow, I queued up a bunch of
1:08:15narcotics to craft and in the meantime,
1:08:17I gathered the resources to make an Icy
1:08:19saddle. With the saddle made, I hopped
1:08:21on bones and I flew out to the middle of
1:08:22the ocean and then equipped my scuba and
1:08:24dove in. The first eye spy glass was a
1:08:26level 85, which honestly that's going to
1:08:28work just fine. 85 isn't bad. Need to
1:08:30get meat for this. So, I flew back home,
1:08:32hopped on Mr. kitty and jump down to
1:08:34kill something for Prime Me to tame it.
1:08:36What? Brother, you can't be serious. I I
1:08:38got to tame that. Yeah, another really
1:08:40highle Rex bullying weak dinos just
1:08:42below my base. I would definitely come
1:08:44back to t that, but right now I really
1:08:46need to get an angller. So, I found the
1:08:47second Rex that was a lowle. So, I
1:08:49quickly turned that into some meat, raw
1:08:51meat that is, because for some reason it
1:08:53did not drop a single piece of prime
1:08:54meat. Luckily though, there was a
1:08:56low-level diplo taking a bath in the
1:08:57river nearby. So, I pieced it up and got
1:08:59more than enough prime meat from it. So,
1:09:01I then ran back to my pteranodon, hopped
1:09:03on it, and flew back out to the ocean. I
1:09:05then used my genius estimation abilities
1:09:07to guess where exactly where the ichthy
1:09:08could be and jumped into the water, and
1:09:10I spotted it just ahead of me. However,
1:09:12one feed wasn't enough for this greedy
1:09:13dolphin, though. So, I had to wait
1:09:14around for a bit, hoping a megalodon
1:09:16wouldn't eat it in the meantime. Now,
1:09:18speaking of megalodons, as soon as I
1:09:19jumped back into the water to try and
1:09:21feed the ichthy, one noticed me and
1:09:22started chasing me. But thankfully, the
1:09:24ichthy distanced itself, so I was able
1:09:26to get to it safely and make it mine. I
1:09:28then saddled it up and whistled bones to
1:09:29follow me and I swam towards the shore.
1:09:31So, anywhere I can leave this that it'll
1:09:33just be safe. Surely this is safe. I
1:09:36gave the ichthy some food and the name
1:09:37before heading back home. Back at base,
1:09:39I grabbed all the narcotics to the
1:09:40angler trap and then the cryo fridge.
1:09:42All righty, let's do this. I then flew
1:09:45back to Fishy on meatball and I then put
1:09:46him in my pocket for safekeeping. I then
1:09:48equipped my scuba and dove into the
1:09:50depths of the island's oceans. Now, I
1:09:52couldn't stay down here for too long as
1:09:53I didn't bring scuba leggings, meaning I
1:09:55was actively freezing to death. And
1:09:57after a bunch of garbage anglers, I
1:09:58finally found one that was semidecent.
1:10:0095. That's honestly not bad. Not having
1:10:04trouble finding these things. They just
1:10:05aren't great levels. I found a red drop
1:10:07at the ocean floor, but I was getting
1:10:09chased by a couple of pies, so I had to
1:10:10lead them away before snagging the loot
1:10:12inside. That was terrible. That was not
1:10:14worth risking my life for. But the
1:10:16quality of the drop was the least my
1:10:18concern right now. I may have gotten
1:10:19really unlucky with the loot, but
1:10:20instead I was rewarded with this
1:10:22absolute majestic fish. Oh, that's why
1:10:24we kept it pushing. That's why we kept
1:10:26it. Oh my god. Are you kidding me? Yeah,
1:10:29the gang of eels was a slight issue. So,
1:10:31I first had to drag them away from the
1:10:33level 150 angler. But once they lost
1:10:35sight of me, I quickly swam back around
1:10:37to find the angller once again. That's
1:10:38the 150. And as if my luck wasn't at an
1:10:41all-time high already, I also managed to
1:10:43find a really nice and safe spot to tame
1:10:45it at. Holy clutch clutch taming spot.
1:10:48So, I whistled passive on my ixie just
1:10:50to be safe, and I got to constructing
1:10:51the cage for the
1:10:54angler. All right, let's go get this
1:10:56guy. That was easier said than done,
1:10:58however, as the whole angller gang
1:10:59pulled up on me along with the level
1:11:01150. Holy. I led them all into the trap.
1:11:04And once I saw the level 150 was inside,
1:11:06I placed the gate down, locking it in.
1:11:08Got it. I think on day 29, I led the
1:11:11rest of the anglers away so I could tame
1:11:12the 150 piece. Hello gang. How are we
1:11:15feeling? I first had to take out its
1:11:17friends though, as they would be a
1:11:18slight issue during the tranking
1:11:20process. That level 15 was somehow the
1:11:23only other angler in the trap, but I
1:11:25wasn't complaining. So instead, I got
1:11:26back to shooting tran that
1:11:30is. I had to be careful about how
1:11:32frequently I was shooting the angler as
1:11:34they do tend to die quite easily. Sweet.
1:11:37Didn't even get close to dying. What?
1:11:38Must have crazy health or something. All
1:11:40right, we're going to let it drain.
1:11:42Should have brought a filer or
1:11:43something, man. We're going to let it
1:11:44drain for a little bit. Pump a bunch of
1:11:45narcotics up into it. Swim up to the
1:11:47surface. Try and find a baby dino to
1:11:49kill. and then we'll get Prime me to
1:11:51tame it. I'd prefer to not Ramy tame
1:11:53this. As planned, I got a bunch of
1:11:55narcotics into the angller and I rushed
1:11:57up to the surface to see what I could
1:11:58see. I swam close to the shore looking
1:12:00for any unintended dino babies. Okay,
1:12:03that that sounded terrible, but you guys
1:12:05you guys know what I'm doing. Swimming
1:12:06down the river, I actually spotted a
1:12:08baby a guanadon and I just had to park
1:12:10fishing somewhere safe from the
1:12:11piranhas. I really had to hurry up
1:12:12though, so I pulled up to the shore and
1:12:14killed a couple of piranhas. I then made
1:12:16sure more weren't inbound and then ran
1:12:17back out to find the baby auanadon.
1:12:19Where's your kid, bro? There it is. Just
1:12:21like that, I ced a ton of prime meat.
1:12:23So, I sprinted right back to Fishy and
1:12:24then took off. And that's what you call
1:12:26a proper driveby right there, fellas.
1:12:28Anyhow, I swam back down to my trap and
1:12:30fed the angller. Oh, okay. I'm going to
1:12:31have to sit with this for a bit. Should
1:12:33be fine, though. Yeah, I guess it's good
1:12:35I didn't wait around here for too much
1:12:36longer as not much of its food has
1:12:38actually drained. But I still had a lot
1:12:39of narcotics though, so I just stuck
1:12:41around and make sure to keep it asleep
1:12:43with its until it was finally mine.
1:12:46Pearl jam. Too easy. Okay, let me cry
1:12:48this guy and then while I'm out here, I
1:12:49might as well go farm pearls. Dude, how
1:12:51much how much weight do you have? Oh, a
1:12:53ton of weight. Perfect. Man, this is
1:12:55actually such a good tame. Dude, I'm I'm
1:12:58I'm not trying to not trying to be that
1:12:59guy, but this run this video, this is
1:13:02the best I've ever had, I think. Let's
1:13:03hope it keeps going good. I swam out to
1:13:05the corner of the ocean where I found a
1:13:06bunch of pearls, but there was also
1:13:08something else that found me. I didn't
1:13:10let those haters get to me, though, and
1:13:12I continued farming as if they didn't
1:13:13even exist. And pretty quickly, I was
1:13:15able to amass quite a lot of pearls.
1:13:17Holy pearls. Such a good investment,
1:13:20man. But still, it wasn't enough for me.
1:13:22I wanted more. I want more. And I know I
1:13:24shouldn't. I swam back down to the ocean
1:13:26and farmed just a few more before
1:13:28deciding I had enough and dipped. How
1:13:30many pearls? 5,000 on the dot. Anyways,
1:13:33I swam all the way back to shore near my
1:13:35base. And I then ran up to depot all the
1:13:37pearls and I queued up 300 electronics
1:13:40to craft and then sorted out my
1:13:41inventory. Looking at the air
1:13:42conditioners, I was running a bit low on
1:13:44crystal and poly. I think we'll fly back
1:13:46to the volcano, far from up a bunch of
1:13:48crystal and obsidian. We'll just make
1:13:50hard polymer. But first, I transferred
1:13:51all the metal ingots from my old forges
1:13:53into the fabricator and then smithy. I
1:13:55then picked up Hank the Ank and I flew
1:13:56out to the volcano. Dude, that rhino
1:13:58ganatha, however you say, it's been
1:14:00stuck in that rock since like the start
1:14:02of this video. It's a level 90. I mean,
1:14:03surely I tame it. Rhinos are pretty
1:14:05useful considering that they can carry
1:14:07literal rexes. And since I had a decent
1:14:09level literally stuck near my base, it
1:14:11was just asking to be tamed. And that
1:14:13leads me to while I was flying up to the
1:14:15volcano, I also remember that 145 Rex
1:14:18that I left there. And I still plan on
1:14:19taming that to see if it had better
1:14:21stats than my current Rexes. Anywh who,
1:14:22I arrived at the top of the volcano and
1:14:24I got the swinging with Hank. Looking
1:14:26down into the center, I noticed a dead
1:14:27car just laying there in the lava. So, I
1:14:29landed next to it and pulled out my
1:14:31grapples and I then snatched the free
1:14:32gigahart. Sweet. Oh, I got both
1:14:34gigaharts that I need for the alpha
1:14:36dragon. And speaking of gigas, there was
1:14:37also one observing me this whole time on
1:14:39the other side of the volcano. Or I
1:14:41mean, it looked like it was observing
1:14:43something. At least maybe it was staring
1:14:45off into the distance, contemplating its
1:14:47life. It did spawn in a volcano after a
1:14:49while. So on day 30, I brought Hank over
1:14:51to some crystal nodes, and I continued
1:14:53farming while also keeping an eye on the
1:14:55giga. But I also needed obsidian for
1:14:57polymer, so I flew up to the top where I
1:14:59found a bunch of nodes. All right,
1:15:01that's good. Let's go back to base. Now,
1:15:02back at base, I also had to move over a
1:15:04bunch of pearls and my storage box as
1:15:06the fabricator was just pretty much
1:15:08full. So, I then transferred all the
1:15:09resources into it, and I made the first
1:15:11five air conditioners. I then also
1:15:12unlocked and crafted up some hard
1:15:14polymer for an extra two air
1:15:15conditioners, and then lined them all up
1:15:17just below the workshop. I'll probably
1:15:19add more later. That's good for now,
1:15:20though. Let's get to taming that 145.
1:15:23But first, I see a blue drop with a
1:15:25ring. It was filled with some random
1:15:26wooden structures, so I despawned those.
1:15:28But at least I got a random bit of paste
1:15:30and some tran arrows. and I'm actually
1:15:31going to put those to good use pretty
1:15:33soon. I grabbed my dino gates and I made
1:15:35a new bear trap and then grabbed all the
1:15:36narcotics to turn into more tran just in
1:15:39case I need them. I then hopped on bones
1:15:40and set out to find the Rex again. But
1:15:42what I laid my eyes on next absolutely
1:15:44shocked me to my core. What? Hold up. Oh
1:15:47my god. What is my luck? What is my
1:15:49luck? Holy, dude. This is actually so
1:15:53clutch. Tell me that's the Rex. Today
1:15:56might be the best day of all time. Oh my
1:15:59god. What is my luck? Actually, I don't
1:16:01even want to say that because I guess
1:16:02this is what happens when you situate
1:16:04yourself where fairies and rexes spawn
1:16:06literally all the time. So, if you think
1:16:08about it, I'm finding all these high
1:16:10levels cuz I'm a big and I'm smart.
1:16:12Yeah, we're cutting that out. With the
1:16:14Rex trap now constructed, I flew over to
1:16:16introduce myself. This Rex had a few
1:16:18issues here and there when walking over
1:16:20rocks, but eventually I got it into the
1:16:22trap and locked in. The Rex was now
1:16:23secure, but I didn't start knocking it
1:16:25out just yet, as that theory was still
1:16:27out there and not in a trap. So, I need
1:16:28to fix that as soon as possible. I
1:16:31grabbed my stone structures from bones
1:16:32and then flew back and spotted the level
1:16:34150 and built a trap literally right in
1:16:36front of it. But actually getting it
1:16:37inside the trap was a different story,
1:16:39though. What? You're telling me you
1:16:41can't get up that? I waited for it to
1:16:42calm down and then landed in the trap to
1:16:44fix it by placing two walls down and
1:16:46picking two up from a different side.
1:16:47And this time, the theory walked right
1:16:49in and I secured it. I'm going to knock
1:16:50this out first. This is going to take
1:16:52longer to tame. I then flew back up to
1:16:54base to grab narcotics and arrows. And
1:16:56then I returned to start knocking the
1:16:57the
1:17:00out. Now once it was out cold, I flew
1:17:02over to the Rex to give it the similar
1:17:07treatment. When the Rex also fell
1:17:09asleep, I took a quick peek at his stats
1:17:10and the health was looking promising for
1:17:12a wild level 145. Now flying back to the
1:17:15the I spotted a raptor and I wasn't sure
1:17:17whether they actually attacked the or
1:17:19not, but I didn't feel like finding out,
1:17:21so I just killed it. Let me get spikes.
1:17:22I only have four laying around, so I
1:17:24grabbed them and then returned back to
1:17:25the theory. And I adjusted the taming
1:17:27pen in order to protect her from wild
1:17:28things like this. Oh, what's your
1:17:30problem, man? I know what your problem
1:17:32is. You're a trueon. Anyway, I farmed a
1:17:34few mayo berries with big horn and I
1:17:35killed a diplo chilling under my base
1:17:37for prime. And I then fed the theory and
1:17:39ran over to the Rex. Ooh, hello. Oh,
1:17:42100. Remember there was that explore
1:17:43note? Let me go get that. I found
1:17:45explore note in the jungle just up ahead
1:17:46of me. So, I made my way back to kick
1:17:48the alpha raptor's butt. You ain't
1:17:49winning this fight, bro. While fighting
1:17:51the raptor, I did notice something that
1:17:52looked like it was attacking my Rex. And
1:17:54also, I didn't even get the XP for
1:17:55killing the raptor as it died to the
1:17:57bleed damage and not Mr. Kitty's bite.
1:18:00Oh my god, the bleed damage killed it.
1:18:01That's so stupid. It doesn't count for
1:18:03you. I hate that feature, man. Back to
1:18:04the Rex, though. I noticed a gigantaptor
1:18:07in the forest nearby, so I packed it up
1:18:08before feeding the Rex and seeing that
1:18:10it did in fact hit it. It was. Yeah.
1:18:12Okay. It It only lost probably two
1:18:14levels. That's annoying. It's not the
1:18:16end of the world, though. The Rex teamed
1:18:17on day 41 and looking at its stats, the
1:18:19melee looked like it was a bit better
1:18:21than my other Rexes, but the health
1:18:23turned out to be worse. So anyway, I
1:18:25picked up the trap and threw out the new
1:18:26Rex back at base to compare it to the
1:18:28others. That's 351 melee. That's 348.
1:18:31This is 10.5k. So my best stat is 10.5k
1:18:35HP and 351 melee. Problem is they're
1:18:38both males, which sucks. Meaning I'm
1:18:41going to have to breed that out. I first
1:18:42wanted to get the health over to a
1:18:43female, so I bred the Rex with the best
1:18:45health first. I waited for the egg to
1:18:47drop and then stored it away in the
1:18:48fridge for now. As there's still one
1:18:50more tame on the agenda, being an
1:18:51Oviaptor. So, I hopped on bones and flew
1:18:53out to the beaches to look for a
1:18:54low-level one. And the first one I
1:18:56encountered was a level 90, but soon
1:18:58after that, I spotted a level 10.
1:18:59Perfect. So, I picked up the little guy
1:19:01and carried him back home. And there I
1:19:03bolled him and knocking him out. Then,
1:19:04please tame off one egg. While waiting
1:19:06for that to tame, I threw the fertilized
1:19:08Rex out at the hatchery and then waited
1:19:09for it to pop.
1:19:12Anyways, the Ovaptor now tamed, so I
1:19:14brought him over to the Rexes. Now, the
1:19:16only thing left is to go feed the theory
1:19:17a bunch of narcotics, but when I
1:19:19returned back, the Oviraptor somehow had
1:19:21gone missing. Where is my Ovaptor? Did
1:19:23it fall through the map? What kind of a
1:19:25joke is this? Oh no, he's right there.
1:19:28Yeah, I may or may not have left him on
1:19:30follow, but anyway, he was back at the
1:19:31Rexes now, doing his job like a good
1:19:33boy. Anyways, I then threw another Rex
1:19:34out of the hatchery and I actually got
1:19:36triplets out of this one. Please be
1:19:38good. More experience for my thy I
1:19:41guess. And I also clapped a trespasser
1:19:44Pacquiao that just walked up to my home
1:19:45for some reason just to get another one
1:19:47to appear right after that. Who are you?
1:19:49Anyways, another egg that I had
1:19:51incubating hatched and this one actually
1:19:52had the good health stat. Unfortunately
1:19:54though, it was a male so it had to go. I
1:19:56then flew over to the the fairy and fed
1:19:57it another 50 narcotics and I also
1:19:59stopped by a yellow drop that was
1:20:01guarded by a couple of raptors. The loot
1:20:02inside was questionable, but I grabbed
1:20:04some of it regardless and then returned
1:20:06back to base just in time for another
1:20:07Rex egg to drop. But turns out it was
1:20:09just as bad as the rest, so it had to
1:20:11get turned into food,
1:20:12unfortunately. All right. Well, while
1:20:14I've got so many things going on, I also
1:20:16want to start building the wall. Now, I
1:20:18could just do behemoth gates, but like
1:20:20I'm trying to make my building look
1:20:22good. I'm trying to make my area look
1:20:23nice. My base look nice. It doesn't It
1:20:25doesn't exactly look good. So, we're
1:20:26just going to do one gate and then like
1:20:27an actual wall. Should look cool. Going
1:20:29to be a lot of work. That being said, I
1:20:30picked up ball and I farmed up a bunch
1:20:32of stone. And I also stocked up on
1:20:34thatch before bringing it onto my smithy
1:20:36and unlocking the behemoth gate engram.
1:20:37And I was about to craft it as well, but
1:20:39then I remembered to check on the fairy.
1:20:41Did I let it wake up? It no longer
1:20:42appeared on my tracking list, meaning it
1:20:44either woken up, died, or no freak. Oh
1:20:48my god, it tamed. I hope those are good
1:20:50stats. I just had a heart attack. It
1:20:51tamed. I I think those are good stats. I
1:20:53I I don't know. I cried the theory and
1:20:55brought it back home before hopping on
1:20:57my farming theory and then dropping a
1:20:59few trees for wood. After getting that,
1:21:01I brought it onto my smithy and finally
1:21:02made the gateway. But to make the actual
1:21:04gate, I once again had to get some more
1:21:06wood. So, a quick run to the fort later,
1:21:07I had it crafted. I then also made 16
1:21:09stone foundations before going out to
1:21:11start
1:21:15constructing. Building continued into
1:21:17day 32, and I now had a rough layout of
1:21:19the walls on each side of the gate. And
1:21:21I was slowly running out of foundations
1:21:22though, so it was back to farming once
1:21:30again. With plenty of extra triangle and
1:21:33regular foundations made, I could get
1:21:34back to sketching out the walls after
1:21:36getting rid of an uninvited guest. That
1:21:41is perfect. Let's go do the other
1:21:47side. All right. Sweet. got that
1:21:50foundation laid out. Before starting to
1:21:52work on actually setting up the walls,
1:21:54though, I wanted to do a couple of other
1:21:55things. First being hatch up a few Rexes
1:21:57to finally get a good female. The
1:21:58Oviaptor had collected six eggs for me
1:22:00while I was busy. So, I threw a couple
1:22:01out first and waited for them to pop.
1:22:03The first baby I claimed was a female
1:22:05and it had the good health stat, but as
1:22:06for the other one, let's just say it
1:22:08wasn't so lucky. So, I need to breed
1:22:10this one with that one to get a perfect
1:22:12breeder. Okay, in the meantime, I want
1:22:14to go get the artifact of the destroyer,
1:22:17which I also need for the monkey boss.
1:22:19So, I grabbed a few necessities being a
1:22:21cryo fridge, generator, and of course,
1:22:22Mr. Kitty. And let's fly off to Carno
1:22:25Island. Long flight. Once I finally
1:22:27arrived at the island, I flew straight
1:22:28into the cave with bones, as leaving him
1:22:30outside would be a death sentence. So, I
1:22:33then placed my cryo fridge and generator
1:22:35down at the little water choke point,
1:22:36and I waited for the cool down to pass.
1:22:38Then, after throwing out Mr. Kitty, I
1:22:40swam across to the other side where I
1:22:41was immediately greeted by a few bats.
1:22:43Hello gang. I managed to kill them all
1:22:45without contracting their deathly
1:22:46disease. But looking down towards the
1:22:48bottom of the cave, I just had a few
1:22:50more bats waiting for me. Oh my god,
1:22:52there's a million of them down there.
1:22:54Now, I could slowly find my way through
1:22:55all the creatures in the cave, going the
1:22:57conventional route, but that sounded a
1:22:59little bit boring and um terrible. So,
1:23:01instead, I decided to be a little bit
1:23:02sneaky. I jumped down a few levels where
1:23:04I alerted a Megalenia and a couple of
1:23:06bats. I killed those while the lizard
1:23:07kind of just stared at me menacingly.
1:23:09What was this? I need Megalenia toxin at
1:23:12some point. I only have seven drinks.
1:23:14Never mind. I'll be back for you. Don't
1:23:15go anywhere. Can I be sneaky about this?
1:23:17I leaped off and I landed right on the
1:23:19artifact. So, I snatched it unnoticed.
1:23:21However, getting out without getting
1:23:23spotted was a different story. Well, oh,
1:23:25the heist. The heist. The heist of the
1:23:27century. I may have aggroed literally
1:23:28the entire cave on my way out, but I was
1:23:31just too fast for them to keep up. So, I
1:23:32got to the water part unharmed. Screw
1:23:34the cave drops. Blue, I'm out. Just like
1:23:36that. How good am I? I grabbed my
1:23:39structures, crowded up Mr. Kitty, and
1:23:41then headed back to base. Back at base
1:23:43on day 33, the female Rex had grown up
1:23:45by now. So I whistled it over to the
1:23:46male with the highest melee stat and I
1:23:48started breeding the two. And while
1:23:49waiting for the egg to drop, I went out
1:23:50to gather food for the baby by killing a
1:23:52Rex and a dotic just below my base. And
1:23:54then once back, I threw out the egg to
1:23:56hatch and then checked its stats. Oh,
1:23:58bad. All right, in the meantime, while
1:24:00waiting for more Rex eggs, let's keep
1:24:02working on this. And by this, I meant
1:24:04the walls of my base. So I hopped on
1:24:06back in my theory again and went out to
1:24:07farm a few things. I unlocked the large
1:24:09wooden wall and I made a few of those.
1:24:10And I then placed them down on one of
1:24:12the sides of the gate, but there was a
1:24:13pretty big issue with them. Bro,
1:24:15serious. That is
1:24:17annoying. After a little bit of head
1:24:19scratching, I had an idea to pick up the
1:24:21foundation and place the wall down first
1:24:22and then replace the foundation. I mean,
1:24:24that does look a lot better. It looks a
1:24:26little weird how it's like meshed
1:24:28together, but do I really care? It was
1:24:30definitely a better alternative than the
1:24:32having little gaps in my grand
1:24:34fortification. So, to answer that
1:24:35question, no. No, I do not care.
1:24:39Once I could barely move from all the
1:24:41large walls that I had farmed, though, I
1:24:42returned back to place them
1:24:47down. Getting the walls to align
1:24:49properly right next to the triangle
1:24:51foundation hexagons was a bit rough
1:24:53though and required more fiddling. This
1:24:55is so difficult for no reason. But
1:24:57eventually, I got it because I'm him.
1:24:59There we go. I'm cooking. I'm cooking
1:25:00again. Don't worry. I was a few walls
1:25:02short of finishing this other side,
1:25:03though, so I got back to farming for a
1:25:05bit.
1:25:07And I also wanted to place a second row
1:25:08of walls from the inside to make sure it
1:25:10looks more structurally sound and just
1:25:12it's going to look better overall. But I
1:25:13didn't plan on doing that right now
1:25:14though. But seeing that I farmed up a
1:25:16bunch of extra walls, might as well
1:25:17place them down. So after placing down
1:25:19all those walls, I ran over to my
1:25:20Oviraptor and grabbed all the eggs that
1:25:22he had collected for me and then threw a
1:25:24couple out. And for some reason, my luck
1:25:25was just unstoppable. The first egg to
1:25:27pop out brought twins into this world.
1:25:29And they were both perfect breeders with
1:25:31the good health and good melee stats.
1:25:33Perfect female. Give me a perfect male.
1:25:35Oh, I'm too good. This is a perfect male
1:25:37as well. So, I stopped the Rexes from
1:25:39breeding and renamed the babies to
1:25:40Perfect F and Perfect M. I then fed them
1:25:42and named the other male Boss cuz he's
1:25:45going to fight the boss. And I also
1:25:46whistled him to follow me for the
1:25:47imprints so I could see the stats of a
1:25:49fully imprinted Rex. It's not bad. I
1:25:52don't I don't think I don't think it's
1:25:53too bad. To feed the babies, I killed
1:25:54this mosh shops that had been wandering
1:25:56around my base, and I went out on a
1:25:57little hunting
1:25:59spree. On day 34, I grabbed some of the
1:26:02obsidian I had to make artifact
1:26:03pedestals. I want to get the artifact of
1:26:05the brute which is in the underwater
1:26:07cave and then raise my army rexes. Then
1:26:09get the tributes and then do the alpha
1:26:12monkey. Easier said than done though for
1:26:13sure. Any who, I grab the three
1:26:15pedestals and I place them down on the
1:26:17corner of my railings. And of course, I
1:26:19also had to display the artifacts that I
1:26:20had on them. Yeah, it looks pretty cool.
1:26:22All right, back to the artifact. Since
1:26:24it's underwater, I'm going to have to be
1:26:25quick and sneaky to get around as I
1:26:27don't plan on killing anything inside
1:26:28the cave. So anyway, I grabbed my scuba
1:26:30gear, repaired the tank, and grabbed the
1:26:32cryo fridge generator. And I made a few
1:26:34more grapples. That should be enough.
1:26:36Now, with everything prepped, I headed
1:26:37out on bones. Just got to be quick. It's
1:26:39all I got to do. I spotted a yellow drop
1:26:41with a ring, though, so I stopped by to
1:26:42get that. And inside, I found a decent
1:26:44flag chest piece and a few metal
1:26:46structures. And I also grabbed them so I
1:26:47could demolish them for resources. And
1:26:49now I'm still close enough to my base,
1:26:50so I flew back to drop that stuff off as
1:26:52it was pretty heavy carrying it all
1:26:54around in my pteranodon. Actually, I
1:26:55might need this gate. If I ever tame my
1:26:57giga, I'll just put the stuff away.
1:26:58Anyways, I headed out once again and the
1:27:01cave of course was on the other side of
1:27:03the map. So, it took me a solid minute
1:27:04to get over there. But once I finally
1:27:06did, I was greeted by a very hungry icky
1:27:08that robbed me of a bunch of my cooked
1:27:09meat. And I did not let such thievery
1:27:12slide, however. So, I put an end to its
1:27:14unfortunate existence. All right, with
1:27:15the coast now clear, I could slap down
1:27:17my structures and wait. Now, once the
1:27:18cool down was finally up, I threw out
1:27:20Fishy, put on my scuba, and then dove
1:27:22down into the ocean. Here we go. I swam
1:27:24all the way through the cave without
1:27:25having really anything chase me. And
1:27:26before hopping off Fishy, I made sure I
1:27:28was safe, but I quickly realized I
1:27:30wasn't even at the right spot. Hold up,
1:27:32where am I? So, I hopped back on Fishy
1:27:33and I slammed to the other part where I
1:27:35then spotted the
1:27:36artifact. Well, that wasn't exactly my
1:27:39plan, but that worked. With the artifact
1:27:41of the brute now secured, I had no more
1:27:43business to do in here anymore. So, I
1:27:45swam right back out to the beach. I then
1:27:47grabbed my stuff and flew back to base.
1:27:49It was really easy, actually. So once
1:27:51home, I put the third artifact up for
1:27:53display and I moved the perfect breeder
1:27:54Rexes away from the hatchery so they
1:27:56could start producing more eggs for me.
1:27:58And while those guys did their thing, I
1:27:59hopped on boss to go out on a killing
1:28:01spree. And I did see an alpha rex while
1:28:03I was flying over to that cave. So I
1:28:04wanted to heal boss up and then take the
1:28:06alpha down and just see how much I can
1:28:08actually level up its
1:28:12stats. On day 35, I realized I didn't
1:28:15have to go out and kill wild dinos in
1:28:16order to level up my Rexes. But I don't
1:28:18need to level this thing. I just need to
1:28:20pump out baby Rexes and I forgot that's
1:28:22the leveling meta. I always forget that.
1:28:24So, I waddled back to base and threw out
1:28:26the three eggs my Oiaptor had collected.
1:28:28After naming the babies, I wanted to do
1:28:29a little bit of organizing. So, I moved
1:28:32all my old Rexes out of the way. And
1:28:33also, the babies were now ready to get
1:28:35imprinted. And one of the females
1:28:36requested kibble, though, so that's
1:28:38going to have to be excluded from the
1:28:39boss fight. Oh, you're kidding. Oh, I'm
1:28:42just I'm just going to kill that one.
1:28:44Actually, no. I can just use it as a
1:28:46breeder. So, of course, it still had the
1:28:47good stats, so I renamed it the
1:28:48Fbreeder. And I also had to get a trough
1:28:50going here. So, I unlocked the engram
1:28:52and I flew down to gather a little bit
1:28:53of raw metal. And after smacking up a
1:28:55few trees with my theory, I got all the
1:28:57wood I needed. So, I made the two
1:28:58troughs. And I also crafted a bunch of
1:29:00ramps to add onto the platform. I then
1:29:02placed one of the troughs right next to
1:29:03my air conditioners and the second one
1:29:05over by the Rexes. I only had a bit of
1:29:06raw meat from them, though, so I threw
1:29:08out a couple eggs and waited for them to
1:29:10hatch and then went out to do a little
1:29:11bit of killing. Send the treasure map.
1:29:13Let's go.
1:29:15Where is this? Ooh, other side of the
1:29:17map. Whatever. I'll make a shovel. With
1:29:18that made, I hopped on bones and headed
1:29:20out towards the location. Don't tell me
1:29:22it's in the river. Oh my god. I jumped
1:29:24in and dug up the chest. The loot
1:29:26sucked, dude. I can't even I can't even
1:29:27lie to you guys, bro. That's terrible.
1:29:29So, I flew back to base to continue my
1:29:31fatherly duty of raising up the boss
1:29:33Rexes. I moved the three females that
1:29:35grew up next to the male to speed up the
1:29:36process. And I hatch another batch of
1:29:38three. And as for the grown males, I
1:29:40started lining those up next to the
1:29:41base's wall. But unfortunately, one of
1:29:43the baby erases requested kibble again,
1:29:45and this one was a male. So, and while
1:29:48the others grew up, it was time to
1:29:49refill my troughs once
1:29:53[Music]
1:29:54again. I returned from the mass killing
1:29:57spree on day 36, and my ovaptor had
1:30:00collected seven eggs while I was gone.
1:30:02So, I threw out five of them to hatch,
1:30:03and once they popped, I got to
1:30:05imprinting. That is for those that
1:30:06didn't have crazy requests. At least,
1:30:08bro, who cooked fish meat? Okay. I flew
1:30:10down to the river under my base where I
1:30:12spotted a salmon enjoying its day. So, I
1:30:14pulled on my hatchet and I pieced it up
1:30:16along with a piranha that pulled up. I
1:30:17then stored the prime fish meat away
1:30:19into my fridge for potential later use.
1:30:21And I cooked up a few pieces of the
1:30:22regular fish meat to feed to the Rexes.
1:30:24And the Rex that was requesting prime
1:30:26meat jerky unfortunately had to go. So,
1:30:28after counting my Rexes to see how many
1:30:29more eggs that I actually hatched, I
1:30:31threw out a few
1:30:32more. I also had to go out and get some
1:30:34more raw meat for the troughs, though,
1:30:36as the Rexes were absolutely shredding
1:30:38through my supply.
1:30:42And killing all these wild dinos was
1:30:44also good for my hide stocks though, as
1:30:46I'd be needing a ton of it soon for the
1:30:47Rex saddles. Anyhow, I started lining up
1:30:50all the other grown Rexes up at the wall
1:30:51as well. I then grabbed the trough and
1:30:53placed it down under them, and I went
1:30:54out to gather more meat. On day 37, I
1:30:56brought out a few of my female boss
1:30:58Rexes over to the breeding circle so I
1:31:00could get eggs at an even faster rate
1:31:01and start leveling up all the bots
1:31:03rexes. All right, let's let's get stuff
1:31:05for vaults. Man, I I need storage. I was
1:31:08missing polymer and since I didn't feel
1:31:09like flying across the map, I had to
1:31:11turn some of my pace into hard polymer.
1:31:13And I wasn't exactly rich in the terms
1:31:14of pace right now though, so I'd have to
1:31:16go pay a visit to my good friends that
1:31:18you guys already know. Let's go get some
1:31:21taxes. Where are the
1:31:23taxpayers? I basically did a lap around
1:31:26the whole map, and those two beaver dams
1:31:27were the only two that I could find.
1:31:29Anyhow, I made a bit more polymer and
1:31:31then crafted up two vaults. Only two
1:31:33vaults should be fine. I then
1:31:35transferred all my stuff from the
1:31:36storage boxes in the meatball, picked
1:31:38them up, and then replaced them with the
1:31:39vault. Yeah, it's not a big deal, but
1:31:41yeah, I can still fit. All right, now
1:31:43let's go find the light shre to tame cuz
1:31:44I want to start power leveling my Rexes.
1:31:47I flew down to the beach and I grabbed
1:31:48the first LR that I could find. I then
1:31:50brought it back up to my base and
1:31:51started feeding it mayo berries, Cody.
1:31:54Now that I had Cody, I could start
1:31:55leveling up all my Rexes, but I only had
1:31:57one Rex saddle right now, and I'm not
1:31:59about to switch it among the Rexes. So
1:32:01instead, I went to start mass crafting
1:32:03the saddles. And the only thing I was
1:32:04missing was fiber. So I hopped on the
1:32:06back of my theory and tickled up a few
1:32:07bushes around the base. And yeah, I got
1:32:09all the fiber I needed in seconds. Now
1:32:10bringing that back to my smithy, I made
1:32:1216 Rex tattles in total. And I then
1:32:14distribute them to all my Rexes. All
1:32:16righty, let's start grinding or power
1:32:18leveling these boys. So the current plan
1:32:20was to get all my Rexes leveled so I can
1:32:22go out and get all the tributes while I
1:32:24heal up. And I'm also yet to tame a
1:32:26Yudi, so I'm going to have to go out and
1:32:27get that as well. But for now, I
1:32:28sacrificed countless Rex babies in the
1:32:30name of progress.
1:32:35I leveled each of the Rexes up to have
1:32:36around 25k health and then pumped the
1:32:38rest in the melee damage and a lot of
1:32:40the baby Rexes were getting stuck in the
1:32:42foundations and the ground itself so I
1:32:44had to wait for them to grow up a bit
1:32:45before I could hit them. Really fix
1:32:47this. Man, this game has been out for
1:32:49way too long. The power leveling
1:32:50continued into day 39. All right, all
1:32:53the Rexes have been leveled. They're
1:32:55going to they're going to have to take a
1:32:56while to heal. So, let's let's work on
1:32:58getting the tributes. Since I'm doing
1:33:01the monkey boss first, I had to get
1:33:02megalenia toxin, megalodon teeth, spinal
1:33:05cells, the claws, and then thylo claws.
1:33:07And I first looked through my vault to
1:33:08see that I already had all the claws
1:33:10that I needed from when I was looking to
1:33:12tame Mr. Kitty. Let's Let's get the
1:33:14megalodon. I should be able to kill
1:33:16those pretty easily with these arrows.
1:33:17With my crossbow loaded up, cryofage,
1:33:19and fishy in my pocket, I hopped on
1:33:21bones and flew out to the ocean. I did
1:33:23plan on swimming around on Fishy and
1:33:24shooting the sharks, but once I tried to
1:33:26kill one just by myself, it actually
1:33:28worked out just fine. So, I continued
1:33:29pulling dry on the megalodons with my
1:33:34pterannodon. All right, there's the
1:33:36megalodon teeth. Let's try and go get
1:33:38the megalania toxin now. I'm going to
1:33:40need tranks that I know. Oh, I know
1:33:42there's one in the devour cave. Back at
1:33:45base, I grabbed all the narcotics I had
1:33:47left and then turned a bunch of them
1:33:48into tran arrows. I then cried up Mr.
1:33:50Kitty and flew back out to the Carno
1:33:52Island. Flying into the cave, I set up
1:33:53my cryo fridge at the moon pole and I
1:33:55waited for the decade long cool down.
1:33:57Now, as you know, once Mr. Kitty was
1:33:58out, I swam through to the other side
1:34:00and jumped down to that same Megalania I
1:34:02encountered last time. I started
1:34:03cranking it out and since it didn't move
1:34:05an inch, it was safe to say it was stuck
1:34:07on the pillar. Oh, stuck. How clutch is
1:34:09that? I did attract the attention of a
1:34:11couple of spiders though, but those were
1:34:12easily dealt with pretty quickly. Now,
1:34:14once the Megalania was asleep, I caught
1:34:16the toxin and gave it some raw meat to
1:34:17heal until it wakes up again. And
1:34:19thankfully, there's no shortage of bats
1:34:20to kill in this cave for more raw meat.
1:34:22All right, so we got this one going. Let
1:34:24me see if I can't find another one.
1:34:25Problem is, I'm going to have to go fool
1:34:27Dooms Slayer down there. I also spotted
1:34:30a red cave drop waiting for me down
1:34:31there. So, I ran down the path and I
1:34:33started biting my way through the bats.
1:34:35I opened the drop, but the loot was
1:34:36pretty underwhelming. I also made it to
1:34:38the bottom of the cave, but I didn't see
1:34:40any Megalania, so I headed back up to
1:34:42the sleeping one. And once it woke up, I
1:34:43got to knocking it out again. Oh, you
1:34:45have a friend. Perfect. As it started
1:34:47the torper run, it crawled right back of
1:34:48the pillar where it fell asleep once
1:34:50again. And I also knocked out its
1:34:51friend. Don't fall. Now that they were
1:34:54both asleep, I just had to feed them raw
1:34:55meat to heal them back up and wait for
1:34:57them to wake up once more. And the lowle
1:34:59Megalania woke up first, so I tried to
1:35:01knock it out again. But I say tried
1:35:02because it ran off and when I tried to
1:35:04follow it, I fell right down to the
1:35:06bottom of the cave. Oh my god. And while
1:35:08making my way back up, I realized I
1:35:10don't even have to knock it out again. I
1:35:12could just kill it as I only needed four
1:35:13more toxins. Anyways, it is asleep now
1:35:16though, so I grabbed the toxin and
1:35:17granted it internal peace. And not long
1:35:19after that, the first Megalania also
1:35:21woke up, so I sent that on to the next
1:35:22world. I then swam out of the cave,
1:35:24cried up Mr. Kitty, and picked up my
1:35:26stuff, and then headed back home. And
1:35:27the next tribute on the list were 10
1:35:28Theosen Claws. And since I've lived in
1:35:31the capital, that shouldn't be too hard
1:35:32to get all the
1:35:35claws. With 10 Theory Claws now
1:35:37acquired, I returned back to base for
1:35:39the day. And on day 41, I could get it
1:35:40right back to hunting. And my next
1:35:42target would be Spinos. I only had one
1:35:44out of the 10 sails that I needed. I'm
1:35:46going to bring the phyla and cryof
1:35:48fridge and all that stuff just in case I
1:35:49have to deploy it on the other side of
1:35:51the map to kill a spino. So, I hopped on
1:35:53the back of bones and started to fly
1:35:54around the rivers of the island. Even
1:35:56though spinos are pretty massive
1:35:57therapods, I was having a hard time
1:35:59actually seeing any. Finally, man, took
1:36:02forever to find. Flying down the river,
1:36:04I spotted a second spino as well. So, I
1:36:06set myself up on the beach and waited
1:36:08for the cool down and then threw Mr.
1:36:09Kitty out. A steos are doing my job for
1:36:11me.
1:36:13Back to the lobby, little bro. With
1:36:14those two spinals executed, I continued
1:36:16exploring around the area around the
1:36:18redwoods on my fila. And soon enough, I
1:36:20came across another one. Where you think
1:36:21you're going, boy? Finally. While
1:36:23running through a jungle, I came across
1:36:25not one but two taxpayer dams right next
1:36:27to one another. And I also saw that the
1:36:28beaver was too busy with a Rex to notice
1:36:30me collecting his fair share of
1:36:32cementing paste. I was fighting for his
1:36:33life and I'm robbing him. Terrible day
1:36:35to be a beaver. Anyhow, I soon found
1:36:37myself on the northern parts of the map
1:36:38where I spotted a Yudi reminding me that
1:36:40I've actually got to tame one of those.
1:36:42But more importantly, I came across
1:36:43Spino number four. Now, after that, I
1:36:46ran through the rest of the snow, not
1:36:47finding anything. But instead, I got
1:36:49jumped by a gang of raptors in the
1:36:50jungle. You ain't killing me, boy. I
1:36:52pulled out my hatchet and I started
1:36:53swinging while Mr. Kitty took care of
1:36:55the other perpetrators. As much as I had
1:36:57trouble trying to find spinos on day 41,
1:36:59I couldn't say the same about day 42. I
1:37:01found all five of the remaining spinos
1:37:03pretty close to one another as I was
1:37:05heading back towards base. Sweet. Now,
1:37:07with all 10 of the spino sales now in my
1:37:09possession, I could finally head back
1:37:10home. there. I fixed my armor that got
1:37:12damaged in the fight and I then cleared
1:37:13out my inventory of all the rubbish, the
1:37:15taxes, and the hide. All right, these
1:37:17boys are still healing. I need to work
1:37:19on taming a UD. Now, I grabbed a few
1:37:21stone walls that I had in my vault, and
1:37:22I went out to farm up the rest of the
1:37:24trap. I then grabbed some stone from
1:37:26Ball and I made the rest of the
1:37:28structures that I needed, plus a large
1:37:29bear trap. I then threw bones back out
1:37:32and stuffed Mr. Kitty into my back
1:37:33pocket, as I very likely would need him
1:37:35in the near future due to the dangerous
1:37:37nature of the snow biome. Now, with that
1:37:39all prepared, I almost headed out there,
1:37:40but thankfully I remembered one small
1:37:42detail. Dude, go tame my goo. Um,
1:37:45tranks. Those are probably important.
1:37:46Now that I had the tran arrows that I
1:37:48actually needed, I headed out to the
1:37:49snow. And while flying through the
1:37:51redwoods, I set my sights on a level 60
1:37:53RGs. And since I'm going to need some
1:37:54prime meat to tame one, I might as well
1:37:56get it
1:37:59now. I only got four pieces of prime
1:38:02meat, and they ended up getting eaten by
1:38:03bones anyway. So, I'd have to sacrifice
1:38:05something else once I actually had a UDI
1:38:07knocked out. But now, speaking of
1:38:08beauties, I had no trouble finding a
1:38:10bunch of them everywhere, but the only
1:38:11issue was that they suck. On a side
1:38:13note, though, I came across a yellow
1:38:14drop with a ring. And inside, I found
1:38:16some scuba gear and a couple of soups.
1:38:18Oh, sweet. More scuba. Anywh who, back
1:38:20to Yudies. I found this level 95 hiding
1:38:23out in the forest. That 95 might be
1:38:25worth. It wasn't exactly the best of
1:38:26level, but definitely worth keeping in
1:38:28the back of my mind while I look for
1:38:29another one. I just watched a unicorn
1:38:32die. That's tough. After doing a lap
1:38:34around the hill on day 43, I decided to
1:38:36stick back to the 95. So, I started to
1:38:38construct the trap
1:38:39nearby. I left one side open as usual
1:38:42and then shot the Yudi to get its
1:38:43attention. Holy
1:38:45snipe, this is so sketch cuz I have to
1:38:47do this on a pteranodon. And now you're
1:38:49about to see exactly why it's so sketchy
1:38:51on the back of a pteranodon. Oh. While
1:38:53my PT was frantically flying around, I
1:38:55noticed the UI got stuck in the bear
1:38:57trap. But when I regained control over
1:38:59the bird, it was too late, dude. So now
1:39:01I had to try and get it trapped without
1:39:03a bear trap, which was an infuriating
1:39:09experience. Eventually, I just cried my
1:39:11Tyrannodon and shot the Yudi on the
1:39:13foot. And in doing so, I also noticed
1:39:15that somehow got stuck on a rock. So I
1:39:17shot it a bunch of times until it got
1:39:18loose again. All right, boy. I managed
1:39:20to get it inside the trap and then place
1:39:21the doorways down as well. But there was
1:39:23another problem literally walking right
1:39:25on top of my tame. Is this necessary? I
1:39:27continued to shoot the Yudi regardless,
1:39:29though. And I also slapped down my cryo
1:39:31fridge so it would lose the cool down in
1:39:32the meantime. Now once it was knocked
1:39:34out, I placed down my generator and
1:39:36powered it up. And I waited for just a
1:39:38little bit so I could throw Mr. Kitty
1:39:39out. I then found this mammoth that was
1:39:41also a parent of two babies not too far
1:39:43away from the Yudi. So I got all the
1:39:44prime meat I ever need and then fed the
1:39:46Yudi. I then put Mr. Kitty back into my
1:39:48pocket and threw out bones and waited
1:39:50for the Yudi to wake up. I got to do
1:39:52some leveling on this guy, that's for
1:39:53sure. That could be sorted pretty easily
1:39:55with the Rex eggs that I had. So I
1:39:57started flying back to base. And on my
1:39:58way back, I stumbled across a yellow
1:40:00drop with a ring. And inside, I found an
1:40:02ascended scuba flippers and a pair of
1:40:04black boots. Now, back at base, I sorted
1:40:06out my stuff and then looked about how
1:40:07much my Rexes had actually healed and
1:40:09then threw the UI out. Let me make this
1:40:10man a saddle. I grabbed a few silica
1:40:12pearls from my fabricator and a bit of
1:40:14hide from the vault and then threw them
1:40:15into the smithy to craft the saddle. I
1:40:17then enabled mating on my Rexes again
1:40:18and I hopped on the back of one of the
1:40:20boss Rexes to go out and do some killing
1:40:22for raw meat.
1:40:25You see, I was pretty much ready to go
1:40:27out and defeat the first alpha boss
1:40:28being monkey, but my Rexes were healing
1:40:30way too slowly. So, I'm going to have to
1:40:32do this manually. After getting the
1:40:34first Rex healed on day 44, I returned
1:40:36back to base to power level up my Yudi.
1:40:38So, I grabbed a bunch of Rex eggs from
1:40:40the Oviaptor and then threw them all out
1:40:41to hatch. I then petted Cody and
1:40:43proceeded to do unspeakable acts in the
1:40:45name of progress. I also healed up
1:40:47chicken with the raw meat that I had
1:40:48left over before going out on a little
1:40:50side quest. All right, I also need to
1:40:52make a bunch more cry puffs to transport
1:40:54my army once they finally heal. Boy, are
1:40:56these guys taking a while. That being
1:40:58said, I made some hard polymer and
1:41:00loaded it up on meatball with all the
1:41:01necessary resources to craft more
1:41:03cryopods. Then, when the polymer was
1:41:05finished crafting, I headed out to the
1:41:06green obelis to get all those cryoss
1:41:08crafted. Now, back at base, I continued
1:41:10to force feed my rexes me and killing
1:41:11wild creatures for more until the end of
1:41:13the day. I continued healing the Rexes
1:41:15manually on day 45, but I also started
1:41:18to consider getting a date on instead.
1:41:20Can I see him have a date on man? I
1:41:21think that might be the move. So, I
1:41:23grabbed my tranks and a simple trap and
1:41:25then headed out to look for a piggy on
1:41:26meatball. And soon after arriving at the
1:41:28snow, I spotted a couple of the pigs,
1:41:30but neither of them was good enough. So,
1:41:31I continued looking. I also came across
1:41:33a purple drop with a journeyman
1:41:35meggathereum saddle, but more
1:41:36importantly, beer. The art gods really
1:41:38knew why they were giving me beer,
1:41:40though, as I'd sure need some after the
1:41:41long search to go through and not find a
1:41:43single good day on. Can't find a good
1:41:45day on to save my life. Dude, my rexes
1:41:47are going to be healed by the time I'm
1:41:48home. As the day was nearing its end, I
1:41:50gave up on looking for a pig entirely
1:41:52and I started heading back home. And
1:41:54sure enough, my Rexes were now almost
1:41:56fully healed by the time I got back. So,
1:41:57I grabbed some raw meat and continued
1:41:59the manual healing to finally finish
1:42:01them off. I spent the first half of day
1:42:0346 just healing up my Rexes and killing
1:42:05innocent creatures for raw meat. And
1:42:07once my army was healed up, I started
1:42:08crying
1:42:10them. I also picked up my cryo fridge
1:42:12and cryed up the Yudi before hopping on
1:42:14bones and flying all the way out to the
1:42:16blue obelisk. And during my travel, I
1:42:18came across a yellow drop with a few
1:42:19random metal structures, but I didn't
1:42:21take any of them as they're all pretty
1:42:22much useless to me. Anywh who, I finally
1:42:24made it out to the obelisk where I was
1:42:25then greeted by a level 130 utterus.
1:42:29What? Of course, it's right here where I
1:42:31need to get rid of it. There was also an
1:42:32alpha carno that I had to deal with. So,
1:42:34I parked bones on a small ledge and then
1:42:36threw out a Rex and killed all the
1:42:38creatures nearby before I could start
1:42:39throwing out the rest of the
1:42:43Rexes. Knowing this game now though, I
1:42:45didn't want to take the risk of losing
1:42:46any Rexes to an unintentional mess
1:42:48glitch and other shenanigans. So, I
1:42:50waited around for them all to lose the
1:42:51cryossickness debuff. All righty, while
1:42:53I wait for these boys to wake up, let's
1:42:55go get the tributes. This is going to
1:42:56take a while. That being said, I flew
1:42:58back to base and replaced down my cryo
1:43:00fridge. And I grabbed all the tributes
1:43:01and artifacts. Need to make a cooker for
1:43:03medical brews, man, but I don't think
1:43:05I'll do that before the fight. And while
1:43:06looking through my vault, I actually
1:43:08noticed that I had a simple pistol,
1:43:09which could actually come in handy in
1:43:11the boss arena. So, I grabbed some
1:43:12charcoal from my forges and threw that
1:43:14into my mortar and pestles. And I made
1:43:15some spark powder as well before
1:43:17converting it into gunpowder and
1:43:18eventually making the pistol bullets.
1:43:20With my Glock now locked and loaded, I
1:43:22hopped back on bones and flew out to the
1:43:24obelisk once again. And now I'm
1:43:25basically ready to go and kick this
1:43:26alpha monkeyy's butt. But all I had to
1:43:28do now is sit and wait for my Rexes to
1:43:30wake up. All right, bet. Waking up. I
1:43:32cried up bones and then hopped on the
1:43:34back of the Yudi. And now once all the
1:43:36Rexes were awake, I whistled them to the
1:43:37middle of the terminal. All righty,
1:43:38let's go into battle. If I if I somehow
1:43:41don't beat this dude, there's there's no
1:43:42way I lose. Come on. Well, there's only
1:43:44one way for me to find out. So, I threw
1:43:46all the tributes and artifacts into the
1:43:47terminal and I started up the alpha
1:43:49megapyus boss. So, neutral. After
1:43:51teleporting into the arena, I hopped on
1:43:53the back of my UD and whistled all my
1:43:55Rexes off the platform. I then tagged
1:43:57the monkey with the pistol to make it
1:43:58run over to me and then ran behind my
1:44:00Rexes, roared with courage, and the
1:44:02fight then began. Perfect. I got like
1:44:04the perfect spot. Take them, boys. The
1:44:05fight was pretty intense. I'm not going
1:44:07to lie. The boss was dealing quite a bit
1:44:08of damage with the rock throws, but my
1:44:10Rexes kept just biting it non-stop. Come
1:44:12on, police surround him. I also had to
1:44:15be careful though on the UI as the rocks
1:44:16dished out a ton of damage to it. Oh,
1:44:19okay. I got to watch for that. That rock
1:44:20is killer. My boys are about half
1:44:22health. So, he got a few free shots in
1:44:24though at the beginning of the fight. It
1:44:26was going to be a pretty close one, but
1:44:27my Rexes were completely surrounding him
1:44:29by this point. Oh, some of my Rexes are
1:44:31low. Come on. Even though my Rexes were
1:44:33left at a fraction of their health, they
1:44:34pulled through and dropped the monkey
1:44:36without a single casualty. Yes. Okay,
1:44:38that was uh it's a lot closer than I'd
1:44:40like, being honest. Anyhow, I grabbed my
1:44:43well-earned element and the alpha monkey
1:44:45trophy, and I looked through my Rexes to
1:44:46see how they were doing. Ah, these guys
1:44:48still had some health. That was that was
1:44:50a little rough. Can't lie. Won't lie to
1:44:52you guys. That was a little close. I got
1:44:53nervous for sure. But what matters is
1:44:55that we did it. The first of the four
1:44:57bosses was now sling. I would definitely
1:44:59have to prepare a little bit more for
1:45:00the upcoming ones though. So, I crowded
1:45:03up all my Rexes on day
1:45:0648 and then flew back to base after
1:45:09grabbing this mid red drop that I came
1:45:10across. Back at home, I first sorted out
1:45:13all my stuff and I did a little bit of
1:45:15redecorating by picking up my artifact
1:45:17pedestals and placing down the monkey
1:45:18flag in one of their places instead.
1:45:20Doing some redecorating. I then picked
1:45:22up one of my forges and lined up the
1:45:24artifact pedestals in its place. And I
1:45:26also had this fireplace on me that I got
1:45:27from a drop or something. So I grabbed
1:45:30all the charcoal from the forges and
1:45:31then threw that into a vault and picked
1:45:33the rest of them up so I could slap down
1:45:34the fireplace to make this place nice
1:45:36and cozy. I then also threw my Rexes
1:45:38back out so they could heal and rest up
1:45:39after that fight. Oh, that Rex might be
1:45:43cooked. Now with all the Rexes out and
1:45:46sleeping, there was something that I
1:45:47wanted to check out. Let me see
1:45:48something real quick. This dude is still
1:45:50in a rock. Let me look up how to tame
1:45:52these boys. A quick consultation with
1:45:54Google later, I realized that the level
1:45:5590 male would have to die regardless, as
1:45:58I needed something called a rhoganathia
1:46:00pheromone. I definitely didn't say that
1:46:01right, but to actually get a tamed
1:46:03rhino, I need to find a highle female.
1:46:05So, I ran over with Mr. Kitty and gave
1:46:07it a couple of bites before it got
1:46:08unstuck. Oh, and it's out. But with a
1:46:10little help from these racers, the rhino
1:46:11finally died. But the racers didn't seem
1:46:13too happy about my existence, though, as
1:46:15they then proceeded to choose violence
1:46:17on me. So, I had to put them down. But I
1:46:20did get the rhino pheromone, though. So,
1:46:21I returned back to base to store it in
1:46:23my fridge for the time being. All right,
1:46:24I need to start looking for theies and
1:46:27meggathereums cuz it's obvious it's
1:46:29obvious these are XR. They're not going
1:46:30to cut it for the brood motherfight, and
1:46:32I need to get good saddles. I think I
1:46:33did get one pre-crafted megathereum
1:46:35saddle, but it's it's not great. I'm
1:46:37going to need to get a blueprint. So,
1:46:38back to taming is where I had to go. I
1:46:40repaired my crossbow and stocked up on
1:46:42tranks. And I also grabbed the trap
1:46:44before heading out to look for a highle
1:46:45female theory. and I basically just flew
1:46:47around the southern islands, checking
1:46:49out every theory until the end of the
1:46:51day. On day 94, I started searching
1:46:53around the center of the map as well,
1:46:54while also looting supply drops in the
1:46:56hopes of finding the saddle blueprint.
1:46:58Since this side of the map seemed to be
1:47:00less populated with fairies at least, I
1:47:02returned back to the southern islands to
1:47:04continue looking for them there. All the
1:47:06fairies have disappeared, and even the
1:47:07area around the green obelisk looked
1:47:09pretty dead, so I decided to fly up a
1:47:11bit north. But on day 50, I finally
1:47:13found what I was looking for, and I
1:47:15didn't even have to ask for help from
1:47:16the art gods. Totally not. H All it took
1:47:19was a dino wipe. Who knew? With the trap
1:47:22built, I lured the the inside and locked
1:47:24it in. Well, sort of. Oh, did I get it?
1:47:26Hold up. I quickly farmed up another
1:47:28stone wall, and I placed it down just to
1:47:30be sure that I actually had a trap. But
1:47:32I did actually leave my narcotics back
1:47:33at base, but I decided to knock the the
1:47:35out regardless and then go get them
1:47:39later. Once the big chicken was asleep,
1:47:41I hopped on the back of bones and
1:47:43returned back home to grab said
1:47:44narcotics. I actually only had 27
1:47:46crafted though, so I looked through my
1:47:48dinos all the spoiled meat that they had
1:47:50and farmed a few
1:47:53narc. I then threw all that in the
1:47:55mortar and pestles and grabbed some
1:47:56mayho berries and flew back out to the
1:47:58fairy. Hello. I shoved 40 narcotics down
1:48:00his throat and then gave it some
1:48:01mayhoberries to actually start the
1:48:03taming process. Now, flying back to
1:48:04base, I came across a yellow drop with a
1:48:06ring. And inside, I found a decent pair
1:48:08of flat gauntlets and some fur armor and
1:48:10a bunch of metal structures. That fur
1:48:12would have been nice to have in the
1:48:13monkey fight, but whatever. Now, back at
1:48:14base, I sorted out my stuff and started
1:48:16spoiling a bunch more meat in my
1:48:18inventory. Now, with that spoiled, I got
1:48:19back to farming. Although, I'm kind of
1:48:21low-key craving a bit of an upgrade. And
1:48:23I need a bronto. Big horn isn't isn't
1:48:25that bad for farming, though. I'm not
1:48:26going to lie. Just it's slow. Anyhow,
1:48:29once all the meat spoiled, I brought it
1:48:31over to my mortar and pestles and I
1:48:32queued up a bunch of narcotics. One
1:48:34thing I forgot to do was to place spikes
1:48:36around the theory, though, so I grabbed
1:48:37a few from my vault and flew back out
1:48:39there to get that sorted. I then fed the
1:48:40theory a few more extra narcotics before
1:48:42fully surrounding it with spikes. All
1:48:44right, there he is secured. I need to
1:48:45make a chemistry bench, dude. Crafting
1:48:47and mortar and pestles sucks. Do I even
1:48:49have that unlocked? No. Let's Let's go
1:48:50back to base, see what I need. I might
1:48:52have everything for it, being honest.
1:48:53back base. I looked into it and the only
1:48:55things I was missing was a few
1:48:56electronics and some polymer and then
1:48:58spark powder. And I could grab all the
1:48:59electronics and polymers, so I queued
1:49:01that up. And in the meantime, I grabbed
1:49:03Hank to go out and burn some flint and
1:49:04stone for me. Man, I need to finish this
1:49:07wall, too. It's not looking too good,
1:49:10but that could wait for now. I made all
1:49:11the spark powder and waited for the
1:49:13polymer to finish crafting. And the
1:49:15theor also dropped below half by now, so
1:49:17I rushed back out to feed it again.
1:49:19Honestly, just going to sit here and
1:49:20wait for this thing. So, I sat there
1:49:22next to the trap all the way into day 51
1:49:24until the theory finally tamed. Ooh,
1:49:26this actually looks pretty good. I cried
1:49:28it and picked up my structures before
1:49:29returning back to base. Before I throw
1:49:31this theory out, let's make up this
1:49:33chemistry bench. Sweet. I slapped it
1:49:35down next to my generator and then threw
1:49:37the new Theory out for comparison. 7.1K
1:49:40330 7.6K 365. Okay, so this is really
1:49:44good. This is the stats I need. This one
1:49:45has both the good stats, so I need to
1:49:47get a good male. I enabled mating on
1:49:49both of them straight away and waited
1:49:50around for the egg which actually
1:49:52hatched on the ground right below them.
1:49:54Oh, I didn't even know it dropped the
1:49:55egg yet. Nope. Um, is this worth
1:49:57raising? Nah, it was a male and it had a
1:50:00good melee but didn't get the right
1:50:02health stat. Actually, whatever. I'll
1:50:04raise it. I farmed up a few berries with
1:50:05big horn and gave it to the baby. And
1:50:07soon after that, the fairy egg had also
1:50:09dropped so I brought that over to the
1:50:10hatchery. And fortunately, that came out
1:50:12with all the good stats and it was a
1:50:14male, too. Oh, yep. That's a perfect
1:50:16male. But unfortunately, that also meant
1:50:18the first child had to go onto the next
1:50:20world, that is. So, this one's this
1:50:22one's going to have to go. I'm sorry,
1:50:23bro. I also disabled mating on the
1:50:26parents, and I whistled the old male
1:50:27over to the Rex pile that is useless.
1:50:29I'm debating. I need to I need to breed
1:50:31these two and then get a imprinted one
1:50:34and see how strong they are and level
1:50:36it. I might need to do mutations. Being
1:50:38honest, that Rex boss fight was pretty
1:50:40close. I also needed to get my hands on
1:50:42a the saddle blueprint if I wanted to
1:50:44wipe the floor with the alpha dragon.
1:50:46So, I'm really going to have to be
1:50:47prepared as possible, which also means
1:50:49medical brews and sweet veggie cakes are
1:50:51a must for my chicken army. But for
1:50:53those, I'm obviously going to need a
1:50:54cooker. But first, I actually want to
1:50:56try and make sap taps so that they could
1:50:57collect sap in the background while I
1:50:59did other things. Pretty soon, I came
1:51:00across the first dam. So, I introduced
1:51:02myself to the criminals, also known as
1:51:04the beavers. Hello, I am the IRS. Oh my
1:51:07god. I brought bones back closer to me
1:51:09before opening the dam and robbing the
1:51:10beavers. But that wasn't the only dam I
1:51:12came across. This next one had been
1:51:14collecting dust for a while as it was
1:51:16absolutely loaded with paste.
1:51:18Holy. All right, that whatever. That
1:51:20should be enough. Wait, how much how
1:51:22much is a
1:51:23cooker? Interesting. So, I then flew
1:51:25back home to store the fairly earned
1:51:27paste away. Now, step two of crafting
1:51:29sap taps was metal, and I was somehow
1:51:32criminally low on it, meaning it was
1:51:33time to put Hank the Ank back to work.
1:51:35So, I flew all the way back out to the
1:51:37center of the map with meatball. Time to
1:51:38farm fat stacks. Not really excited for
1:51:41it, but I got to do it. That being said,
1:51:42I threw Hank back out on day 52 and I
1:51:45got to
1:51:49work. Got enough metal, I think. Long
1:51:51flight back to base. On my way back, I
1:51:53spotted a low-level male rhino, so I
1:51:55decided to get rid of it. Ow, this might
1:51:57have been a mistake. I flew down the
1:51:59Hank and together we clapped the rhino
1:52:00for a second pheromone. Now, back in my
1:52:02base, I stored that away into my fridge,
1:52:04and I filled up my indie forge with all
1:52:05the metal that I just farmed. The
1:52:07perfect male Theory was also an adult by
1:52:09now, so it's time to put him to work.
1:52:10So, I crowded it and then threw it out
1:52:12next to the female. I also remembered to
1:52:14pick up my Rexes that fell down from my
1:52:16base. And now, all I have to do is wait
1:52:18for my theories to produce me the next
1:52:19egg. But, in the meantime, I got some
1:52:21berries with my trike. And soon enough,
1:52:22the first boss fighting theory was born.
1:52:24And as planned, I wanted to raise,
1:52:26imprint, and level this one just to see
1:52:28how powerful they would actually be. So,
1:52:29for now, I named it boss test. I cuddled
1:52:31it for the full imprint and its health
1:52:33jumped up to 9k and the melee to 437.
1:52:36Anyways, back to the cooker. I had the
1:52:37metals melting, so now I just had to get
1:52:39some oil and polymer, both of which can
1:52:41be acquired out in the snow. I grabbed
1:52:42my wooden clubs and I made a few more
1:52:44and grab some fur to not freeze to
1:52:46death. Unfortunately though, I'm going
1:52:47to have to make the journey over all the
1:52:48way on meatballs since I don't have any
1:52:50other flyers capable of carrying all
1:52:52those heavy resources. I made it into
1:52:54the snow on day 53 and I was greeted by
1:52:56a blue drop containing some absolutely
1:52:58garbage loot. So, after that
1:53:00disappointment, I flew down to the
1:53:02floating ice blocks where I got to
1:53:03mining the oil while also picking up a
1:53:05few silica pearls off the
1:53:09ground. All righty, that should be
1:53:10enough oil. My American addiction has
1:53:13been bad for just a little bit. Time to
1:53:14get organic polymer now. I dropped a
1:53:16tree and smacked a rock and got some
1:53:18fiber to craft arrows so I could
1:53:19actually kill the penguins. And they
1:53:21were actually a bit hard to find this
1:53:22time. I searched around the back side of
1:53:24the snow, but I didn't see a single
1:53:25group of them. Man, I might have to far
1:53:28hard polymer not finding a single
1:53:29penguin. And as I was heading out, I
1:53:31spotted a yellow drop. So, I naturally
1:53:33flew over to check it out. Oh my god.
1:53:36Nope. Not to worry though, as I did find
1:53:37a second yellow drop just on the coast
1:53:39of the redwoods. And inside, I found
1:53:41exactly what I came out here for in the
1:53:43first place. Huh. Far more polymer from
1:53:45this drop. After finally making it back
1:53:47home, I checked on my theory again, and
1:53:49I couldn't help but notice the enormous
1:53:50food stat that it had. Holy food stat.
1:53:53Oh my god. 19,000. Anyways, I then
1:53:56sorted out my stuff and grabbed some
1:53:58paste from my smithy so I could go turn
1:53:59it into polymer. But for that, you
1:54:01already know I need obsidian. So, I have
1:54:03to go back out to the volcano once
1:54:04again. So, of course, I cried up Hank
1:54:06and departed on yet another mindless
1:54:08flying session with meatball. I made it
1:54:09to the top of the volcano on day 54. So,
1:54:12I threw out Hank and farmed up a bunch
1:54:13of
1:54:15obsidian. With right about 1,600
1:54:17obsidian acquired, I headed back home
1:54:19where I then queued up all the polymer
1:54:21for the cooker. All right, that's
1:54:22crafting. Should have everything for it
1:54:24after this. might need a bit more paste.
1:54:26I'm not sure. That can be sorted out
1:54:27pretty easily, though. So,
1:54:30observe. That should just about be all
1:54:32the paste I needed. So, I flew back to
1:54:34finally craft the cooker. Cooker. I
1:54:36slapped it down next to my chemistry
1:54:38bench. And it's now time to level up my
1:54:39test subject, Theazino. So, I grabbed up
1:54:41a bunch of Rex eggs and threw them all
1:54:43out around the hatchery, and then pet
1:54:44Cody and started to kill the babies. H I
1:54:47don't know how I feel about this. This
1:54:49guy Loki is not very strong. Mutations
1:54:51might have to be on the horizon. I don't
1:54:53know. I need some time to think on it.
1:54:54For now, I still had to irrigate the
1:54:56cooker, though, so I unlocked the stone
1:54:57water intake and tank. I then crafted
1:54:59one of each and flew down to place the
1:55:01water intake into the river. And I
1:55:02finally placed a tank just outside my
1:55:04workshop. Wait, okay, it's irrigated. I
1:55:06think it's about time go out and try and
1:55:07tame a bronto for better berry
1:55:09harvesting so I can get narcotics and
1:55:11tinberries for medical brews. So, I
1:55:13grabbed some arrows and then turned them
1:55:14in the trunks and headed out to find a
1:55:16good level bronto. I came across a blue
1:55:18drop while searching on day 55. And as
1:55:20soon as I landed by it to check the
1:55:22loot, it despawned right in front of my
1:55:23face. But I did find another drop
1:55:26shortly after that, and this one was a
1:55:27yellow drop with a ring. And inside, I
1:55:29found a decent scuba tank along with
1:55:31some other random garbage. I have not
1:55:33seen a single bronto. After a solid
1:55:35minute of searching later, though, I
1:55:36laid my eyes on the first Bronto. It was
1:55:38only a level 50, but honestly, I didn't
1:55:40need anything higher than that. Screw
1:55:42it. That'll do. I don't care. I flew up
1:55:43a bit to see if there were any other
1:55:45Brontosids around just in case, but I
1:55:47didn't see any. So, I landed on this
1:55:48little mountain where I could try and
1:55:49get out
1:55:51safely. All right, let's go back to
1:55:53base, get stuff to actually tame this. I
1:55:55farmed up a handful of Mayho berries
1:55:56with Big Horn and then headed back out
1:55:58to the bronto feed it. And surprisingly
1:56:00enough, it was actually taming really
1:56:02quickly. So, I just sat by it until it
1:56:04woke up. Once it finally did wake up, I
1:56:05gave it a menacing but fitting name.
1:56:07Barth. I put Barth into my pocket and
1:56:09started flying back home. And I did come
1:56:11across another rhino. And it was a
1:56:13female, but it was a really bad one at
1:56:15that. Female level 10. That's terrible.
1:56:17However, the rhino really didn't
1:56:19appreciate my smack talk as it decided
1:56:21to pull up on me. Wa! I was just trying
1:56:23to regain a bit of stamina, but it was
1:56:25persistent on attacking me, so I had to
1:56:27deliver the smoke. Screw it. I'm going
1:56:28to kill it. Once it finally died, I
1:56:31could fly back to base in peace and
1:56:33looked into making a saddle for Barth. I
1:56:35then hopped on the back of my Theory and
1:56:36collected up a bit of fiber, then
1:56:37crafted the Bronto saddle. And you
1:56:39already know, I had to put Barth to the
1:56:40test straight away. I chucked her
1:56:42outside my gate and soldered her up and
1:56:44got to
1:56:47farming. While swinging Bar's massive
1:56:50tail around on day 56, I managed to
1:56:52attract attention of a wild fairy. Oh,
1:56:54it's level 15. Anyhow, I bashed it into
1:56:56the shadow realm and then harvested a
1:56:58few more bushes before transferring
1:56:59everything I have over to my inventory
1:57:01and then cryoing bar. And I had so many
1:57:04berries on me that I could barely even
1:57:05move. So, I did have to throw some of
1:57:07them away. But back at base, I threw all
1:57:08the tintober berries into the cooker,
1:57:10and I queued up a bunch more narcotics
1:57:12in the chemistry bench. And soon enough,
1:57:13I had enough to start producing my first
1:57:15batch of medical brews. The Indie Forge
1:57:17had also finished smelting all the
1:57:18metal. So, I transferred it over to the
1:57:20fabricator. All right, I want to tame a
1:57:21beasel buffo. And I want to farm the
1:57:23cementing base better in the swamp cape,
1:57:25and I also need to get the artifact of
1:57:27the moon for the dragon fight. That
1:57:29being said, I grabbed a simple one by
1:57:30one trap from my vault and emptied out
1:57:32my Argie's inventory, and then headed
1:57:34out to look for a highle frog. I lived
1:57:35pretty close to the swamp and a couple
1:57:37of minutes of searching later, I
1:57:38actually came across this level 135. So,
1:57:41I swooped down and picked it up and then
1:57:42returned back to my base where I then
1:57:44constructed the one by one. And Mr. Frog
1:57:46was also just kind enough to walk
1:57:48straight into the trap, saving me the
1:57:49hassle.
1:57:52Oh, there. I of course wanted to get
1:57:54Prime me to tend to frog, so I ran over
1:57:55to my Rexes. And I wanted to keep
1:57:57leveling up their health as I would most
1:57:59likely use these Rexes for the alpha
1:58:00overseer fight, and health was super
1:58:02important for that. So after giving them
1:58:04all their level points, I hopped on the
1:58:05back of one and went out to farm some
1:58:06prime meat. And this unfortunate theory
1:58:08would be the provider of said prime
1:58:10meat. After feeding the frog, it tamed
1:58:11almost instantly and I named it Kermit.
1:58:13I I got to go with the classic man. I
1:58:15unlocked the Kermit saddle and enabled
1:58:17mating on my Rexes once again. I then
1:58:19grabbed the rest of the eggs from my
1:58:20Obiaptor as I wanted the power level
1:58:22Kermit as well. I then crafted the
1:58:23saddle and slapped it on Kermit and then
1:58:25hopped over to the hatchery where I
1:58:26proceeded to do questionable things to
1:58:28the newborn baby Rexus. Yeah, the damage
1:58:31is definitely not great, but I chased
1:58:33all the Rexes down regardless and
1:58:34leveled up Kermit. Now, killing all
1:58:35those baby Rexes yield quite a bit of
1:58:37prime meat, so I stood by the grill for
1:58:39a bit cooking all of it up. Now, I also
1:58:41have to heal up Kermit before going out
1:58:42to the swamp cave. So, I forcefed it a
1:58:44bunch of meat, and I also went out on my
1:58:46Rex to get
1:58:48more. I also came across a purple drop
1:58:50that had a bunch of meat jerky inside
1:58:52and some ammunition. Now, back at base,
1:58:54I healed up Kermit back to full health
1:58:55and stuffed him in my cryopod. On day
1:58:5757, I was basically ready to go into the
1:59:00swamp cave. So, I grabbed some scuba
1:59:01gear and unlocked and crafted the scuba
1:59:03goggles as I needed the whole set to
1:59:05stop the poison damage of the cave. Now,
1:59:07with those made, I hopped on the back of
1:59:09bones and headed out to the redwoods.
1:59:10And while flying through, I may have
1:59:12gotten a bit too close to one of the
1:59:13giant trees that also happened to have a
1:59:15phyla camping on it, resulting in this
1:59:17happening. Oh, this also wasn't ideal as
1:59:21the cave was right ahead of me, and the
1:59:22phyla still wanted a piece of me along
1:59:24with a couple of terror birds. Of
1:59:26course, the cave's right here. Whole
1:59:28whole gang of redwoods terrorists out
1:59:30here. Okay, when when did the change
1:59:32happen that teroots weirdly flap their
1:59:35wings when running? Anywh who, I let all
1:59:37the redwood hooligans off the edge of a
1:59:39nearby cliff, but their path finding led
1:59:40them straight back up to me. So, I had
1:59:42to deal with them in a more permanent
1:59:44way. Really, I'll just finish the job,
1:59:46man. They were level five and level 15
1:59:48and 10. Talking that much smack.
1:59:51Insanity. Once I got rid of the
1:59:52wannabes, I threw Kermit out into the
1:59:54cave and then scoop it up. Don't expect
1:59:56to finish this cave. I just want to get
1:59:57some cementing paste. Have in stock.
2:00:00Tired of going for it when I need it.
2:00:01Rather just have it. Here we
2:00:06go. Yeah, Kermit was definitely proving
2:00:08himself as a worthwhile investment. Just
2:00:10from the first wave of bugs, I amassed
2:00:12exactly 900 paste. And I even licked a
2:00:14level 250 Orano to death pretty quickly.
2:00:17I then pushed a bit deeper into the cave
2:00:18and came across a few Titan bows. And
2:00:20they were also no match for Kermit's
2:00:22tongue, though. Oh, got the gang coming.
2:00:26Infinite paste. Oh my god. Seeing how
2:00:29easily I was able to tear through most
2:00:31of the cave's inhabitants, my confidence
2:00:33grew to the point I considered actually
2:00:35cleaning out the rest of the cave and
2:00:36copying the artifact. Do I try going for
2:00:38the artifact? I'm I'm mopping this
2:00:40place. Screw it, dude. Might as well. I
2:00:42have durability to do it. So, I
2:00:44continued advancing forward, and I made
2:00:46sure to kill the annoying leeches in the
2:00:48water before they could latch on to
2:00:49anything. And I also noticed a yellow
2:00:51drop just off to the side. Crazy jump.
2:00:53If only the loot inside was as crazy as
2:00:56the jump. Well, the ghillie hood wasn't
2:00:57exactly that bad, honestly. That
2:00:59actually might be useful in the dragon
2:01:01boss fight. Anyways, the rest of the
2:01:03cave was pretty barren. I killed a few
2:01:04bugs and hopped through a few corridors,
2:01:06and I soon found myself at the artifact
2:01:08room. Well, didn't expect to get this,
2:01:10but got the artifact. Now, with the
2:01:12artifact of the immune secured, it was
2:01:14time to get out of here. But, of course,
2:01:15a little extra pace just couldn't hurt,
2:01:17so I aggroed another nation of
2:01:18Meggonoras. Oh, all right. This might be
2:01:21a little sticky. No, dude. Kermit is a
2:01:24beast mop in this cave, man. I also
2:01:26spotted another drop, and this time it
2:01:28was a red one. So, I carefully made my
2:01:31way over to it while licking all the
2:01:32leeches that I could see. And inside the
2:01:34drop, I found a few tranks and an
2:01:36ascended torch, which I was definitely
2:01:37excited for. Now, while on the topic of
2:01:40cave drops, there was one more thing I
2:01:42wanted to try out before leaving the
2:01:43cave. While I'm in here, dude, I just I
2:01:45want to try something that worked for me
2:01:4814 15 months ago when I first played the
2:01:51island. So, I exited back to the main
2:01:52menu in this corridor. And after I
2:01:54loaded back in, I saw a new red drop
2:01:56appear ahead of me, confirming my little
2:01:58trick still worked. No way. No way. If
2:02:00you reload, it
2:02:02seems that there will always be a red
2:02:05drop here. I tried one more time just to
2:02:07make sure that it actually worked
2:02:09consistently. And funnily enough,
2:02:10another red drop had spawned in. I think
2:02:13I think I'm going to have to abuse this
2:02:15once again. Look at that. Look at that
2:02:17armor. Let's go back to base. And then
2:02:19I'm going to come back with an RG and
2:02:22Kermit. Let's just let's see what I can
2:02:23pull. You never know. Maybe Rex the
2:02:26saddle blueprint. But the art gods
2:02:27clearly heard me say that though and
2:02:29decided to punish me as I was exiting
2:02:30the cave by crashing my game. And that
2:02:32also meant that when I loaded back in,
2:02:34there was another drop waiting for me.
2:02:36Oh my god. Crazy stuff. Let's make a
2:02:39quick trip back to base. So, finally, I
2:02:41made my way out of there and then cried
2:02:42up Kermit and headed back home. I then
2:02:44displayed the new artifact on my
2:02:45pedestal and sorted out the loot and
2:02:47grabbed extra scuba. I then hopped on
2:02:48meatball and flew back out for round
2:02:50two. I threw Kermit out once again and
2:02:52ran to the spot where I then proceeded
2:02:53to abuse the heck out of this reload
2:02:58glitch. The drop spamming continued into
2:03:01day 58. All right, I've decided I'm
2:03:03going I'm going to do this until I get a
2:03:05good Rex saddle blueprint so I don't
2:03:08have to tame megathereums.
2:03:12a bit of quote unquote farming later. I
2:03:14headed out to deposit the loot into my
2:03:16RG. But there was a level 70 Thalla
2:03:18waiting for me once outside, so I had to
2:03:20deal with that. That or I really just
2:03:22wanted an excuse to test out my new
2:03:23shotgun. But I still didn't have the Rex
2:03:26blueprint. So, back to the
2:03:28grind. A little while later, I finally
2:03:30got the first blueprint, but it wasn't
2:03:32exactly the cheapest. Ooh, that is
2:03:36expensive. Let's Let's keep going, man.
2:03:39I haven't been doing this too long. I
2:03:40bet I can pull a better one. The armor
2:03:42is also not crazy for how expensive it
2:03:45is. Oh, it's more expensive. Let's keep
2:03:48it
2:03:49pushing. They're getting more expensive.
2:03:52I can't afford these arc. But very
2:03:55shortly after that super expensive
2:03:57ascendant one, I found this journeyman
2:03:5962 armor blueprint, which was
2:04:00considerably cheaper. Oh, okay. Let's
2:04:02let's finish with that with um bunch of
2:04:05crafting skill pumped in through a mine
2:04:07wave. Tonic. This is this is doable.
2:04:09That being said, I exited the cave and
2:04:10stuffed Kermit back into my pocket just
2:04:12before I got rolled up on by a wild
2:04:14carno. Big mistake, bro. With that beef
2:04:18settled, I hopped on the back of
2:04:19meatball and flew back to base. And
2:04:20seeing that my Rexes were still
2:04:22breeding, I disabled mating on the mail
2:04:24before sorting out my stuff. Make a hol
2:04:26scope. That's just a necessity for a
2:04:28pump shotgun. I also repaired my flag
2:04:30chest piece, and I grabbed the stack of
2:04:32medical brews to keep on me at all times
2:04:34before making the holoscope for my
2:04:35shotty. But first, I got to hook up all
2:04:37my Rexes with the good saddles. So, I
2:04:39started that off by making a new smithy
2:04:41specifically for that, and I placed it
2:04:42next to my fireplace. I then brought a
2:04:44bunch of hide and metal into it, and I
2:04:46was also lacking in the fiber
2:04:47department, though, so I quickly
2:04:49gathered some of that with my theory.
2:04:50Okay, now that I'm focusing on taking
2:04:53down the brood mother first, I think
2:04:54once I get new saddles on my Rexes, they
2:04:57should be strong enough to kill it. But
2:04:59just in case, I'm going to bring a bunch
2:05:01of shotgun shells cuz the shotgun is too
2:05:03good not to use. probably finish it off
2:05:05if it comes to that, but I really hope
2:05:07it doesn't. I reenabled mating on the
2:05:08Rexes again as I wanted to level up my
2:05:10army even more. And seeing how close
2:05:12that monkey fight was, I really had to
2:05:14step up my game for the broodmother. In
2:05:16the meantime, probably need to start
2:05:19farming a lot of resources for this
2:05:21saddle. I also need to learn how to make
2:05:22mind wipe tonics. Yeah, there was still
2:05:24plenty of work ahead of me getting the
2:05:26Rexes ready again, making all the
2:05:28saddles, the mind wipes, and even
2:05:29finishing off the walls of my base. It
2:05:31was better to start as soon as possible,
2:05:33though. So, I hopped on the back of one
2:05:34of my Rexes and went out to get a bunch
2:05:36of hide first. And I was also greeted by
2:05:38a purple drop just outside of my
2:05:44gate. Going to take a while to farm
2:05:46these saddles. Yeah, I had to kill
2:05:48countless amounts of creatures just to
2:05:49make one or two saddles. All right, I
2:05:51farmed like two saddles worth and I'm
2:05:53already bored. Going to do something
2:05:54else. Probably get an artifact. I killed
2:05:56a few more things while making my way
2:05:58back to base. And once back, I stored
2:06:00all the hideway into my vault. And I
2:06:02actually managed to get a decent amount
2:06:03of it, but definitely not enough for all
2:06:05the Rexes. Anyways, moving on. The next
2:06:07artifact that I actually want to get is
2:06:08the one inside the lava cave. Let's go
2:06:10to the lava cave since I have good
2:06:13gillie. And I think I'll just throw my
2:06:15Tha out in there and be able to walk
2:06:16through it. So, I equipped the best
2:06:18gillie that I could find and picked up
2:06:19Mr. Kitty and then flew out to the cave,
2:06:21which was thankfully really close to
2:06:23where I live. Now, once inside the cave,
2:06:24I threw out the I ran down to kill a
2:06:26bunch of locals. I then proceeded to
2:06:28make my way through the cave and nothing
2:06:30could really kill me in here as Mr.
2:06:31Kitty was an absolute unit. And soon
2:06:33enough, I arrived at the artifact room.
2:06:35So, I jumped over to it. Artifact of the
2:06:38massive. You know what else is massive?
2:06:41All right, that was corny. So corny, in
2:06:43fact, that the art gods immediately
2:06:44punished me for it. Oh, I did manage to
2:06:48climb right out of the lava, but I died
2:06:49right after that. But thankfully, that
2:06:51made my body fall on land instead of
2:06:53having all my stuff stay in the lava. I
2:06:55I clutched. I clutched. I clutched so
2:06:57hard. So, I respawned back at base and I
2:06:59looked around to see what dino I could
2:07:00take back into the cave. Um, what could
2:07:02I take in? Honestly, might take in the
2:07:05frog. Kermit was a beast after all. So,
2:07:07I grabbed a new set of armor and hopped
2:07:09on Kermit and then headed out. Back at
2:07:11the cave on day 60, I made a quick
2:07:13prediction just before heading inside.
2:07:15Bet you my is under the map. Knowing
2:07:17this game, I was very likely to be Look
2:07:20at that. The filyla isn't here and nor
2:07:23is my body, meaning that it also fell
2:07:25through the ground. Yep, under the mesh.
2:07:28So, I had to use my dark magical powers
2:07:30once again to try and retrieve the phyla
2:07:32as well as my stuff. But, there is a
2:07:34small issue, and that was the fact that
2:07:35I'm still yet to become proficient at
2:07:37fire mastery. In other words, the lava
2:07:39was still painful to swim in. Um, how am
2:07:42I supposed to get this? I tried to get
2:07:43down from a few different parts of the
2:07:45cave, but I got set on fire every single
2:07:47time, eventually leading to my death. I
2:07:49don't know how to get my stuff. So, I
2:07:51respawned close to the cave this time
2:07:52and I decided to gather all of my inner
2:07:54strength and level up and upgrade my
2:07:56dark magical powers. I literally just
2:07:58typed in said god mode into the console.
2:08:00So, I tested out my new and improved
2:08:02strength out on a random tree and I also
2:08:04ran up to a track to see if it could do
2:08:06any harm to me. Perfect. Now that I can
2:08:08move through space and time freely, I
2:08:10floated down deep into the mesh under
2:08:11the cave. And there I found my
2:08:13ragdolling body descending into the
2:08:14endless void. Whole gang down here. And
2:08:18somehow Kermit even ended up down here
2:08:20in the bottomless pit. So I picked him
2:08:22up along with my Thila and I then flew
2:08:24up exactly to where the spot I died at.
2:08:25A quick relog later, I was stripped of
2:08:27all my powers once again and I could
2:08:29return to being a normal human being.
2:08:31Well, if you can even call an art
2:08:32character that. Anyways, I grappled over
2:08:34to the safe side of the cave and then
2:08:35threw Mr. Kitty back out and then
2:08:37finally exited the cave. Now, after
2:08:39flying back home, I displayed the new
2:08:40artifact on the second pedestal and
2:08:42stored it on my stuff. Now, looking into
2:08:44the Ovaptor's inventory, quite a decent
2:08:46amount of Rex eggs had been produced
2:08:48while I was gone. So, it was about time
2:08:49I got to leveling my Rexes once
2:08:55again. So, they're getting to about 32
2:08:58to 35k health. That's not bad. If we can
2:09:00crank saddles up to like 80 90, these
2:09:02things would be pretty strong.
2:09:04Eventually, I got on the last Rex and
2:09:06leveled it up. Okay, all my boss Rexes
2:09:08are leveled up even more. They've all
2:09:09got better health. Let's wait. But what
2:09:12are other artifacts? I got to get the
2:09:13artifact of the clever. Let's do that.
2:09:15I'm honestly being honest. I'm just
2:09:17pushing off having to grind out for the
2:09:19saddles. I'm dreading doing that, but it
2:09:21needs to be done at some point. At some
2:09:23point in the future, that is. I crowded
2:09:24up Mr. Kitty and headed on to the next
2:09:26cave that was just located under the
2:09:28volcano. I flew inside and parked the PT
2:09:30at the entrance and then ran in with my
2:09:32other than that, it's a pretty small
2:09:33cave. However, that doesn't mean it
2:09:35wasn't packed full of snakes, spiders,
2:09:37and bats.
2:09:41After clearing out the artifact area of
2:09:43all the nasties, I hopped off my fila,
2:09:45then grabbed the artifact and headed out
2:09:47of the cave. That was pretty easy.
2:09:49What's What's the last artifact I need?
2:09:52Brain brain brain work. Oh, I know. It's
2:09:55artifact of the hunter. That one will be
2:09:56easy. So, I flew back to base to put the
2:09:58third artifact up for display. And since
2:10:00I was going out to get another one, I
2:10:02grabbed some obsidian and made another
2:10:04pedestal for it. I queued up a few more
2:10:05narcotics in my chemistry bench before
2:10:07heading out to the hunter cave that was
2:10:09also pretty close by. I left my
2:10:10pteranodon just inside the entrance to
2:10:12keep it safe and then ran deeper into
2:10:13the cave before throwing Mr. Kitty out.
2:10:15Now, while making my way through the
2:10:16corridors, I came up to one that had
2:10:18these huge mushrooms growing on it. And
2:10:20I actually blocked my phyla from going
2:10:21any further. So, I had to wait for my
2:10:23cryosickness cool down. I'm going to
2:10:25take my armor off again. I don't want it
2:10:26to get arthro. This is some very, very
2:10:28prestigious armor. Anywh who, there was
2:10:30another side to this cave right behind
2:10:32me. So, I turned around and started
2:10:34heading back that way. And while
2:10:35frantically jumping around the cave, I
2:10:37stumbled into a green drop. But the lon
2:10:39side was pretty trash. And actually, it
2:10:41was meeting expectations since it was
2:10:43just a green drop. But eventually, I
2:10:44came up to what looked to be the right
2:10:46way to go. But the was still too fat to
2:10:48fit in there, though. So, I actually had
2:10:49to turn around and fight the horde of
2:10:51angry locals that I've been dragging
2:10:52along through the entirety of this
2:10:55cave. Holy, this is World War II. After
2:10:57clearing all them out on day 62, I put
2:11:00my armor back on and continued to the
2:11:01artifact room on foot. And the artifact
2:11:03was actually guarded by one single
2:11:05scorpion that I blasted into the next
2:11:07world with my boomstick. I then looked
2:11:08around carefully before yinking the
2:11:10artifact and legging it back to my
2:11:12Philo. Now running out of the cave, I
2:11:13found myself back at the giant mushroom
2:11:15chokepoint, so I had to resort to
2:11:17violence once more. But after taking
2:11:19care of them, I cried up Mr. Kitty and
2:11:21then ran back out to my pterannodon.
2:11:23Now, back at base, I put the fourth
2:11:24artifact on the pedestal and stored a
2:11:26little bit of hide that I had away and
2:11:27looked through to see how much I had in
2:11:29total. Almost 22,000. Honestly, that's
2:11:32not bad at all, but all the blueprints
2:11:33did require just over 3,000 per saddle.
2:11:36So, I've still got a lot of farming to
2:11:38do. All right. What What tributes do I
2:11:40need? Let me look that up. Sarco. So, I
2:11:42got two Sarco skins, four sorapod
2:11:45vertebrates. I got all the Titanoba.
2:11:47What about RG? I need Okay, let's get to
2:11:49work. I grabbed some fur armor and
2:11:50hopped on my pteranodon to head out. But
2:11:52then I noticed a couple of long neck
2:11:54boys straight chilling just under my
2:11:55base. So those quickly became the top
2:11:57priority really fast. I'm going to kill
2:11:59these real quick with a Rex. Get the
2:12:00hide. While I was munching on the diplo
2:12:02though, I noticed someone special
2:12:04swimming around in the river. Look who
2:12:05it is. Kipper. I immediately started
2:12:07looking for some fish to kill. And once
2:12:09I spotted one, I used an advanced
2:12:11fishing method by shooting the fish with
2:12:12my boomstick. I then dragged the fish
2:12:14over to Kipper and then fed it. Kipper.
2:12:16With Kipper now on my shoulder, I
2:12:18returned back to what I was just doing,
2:12:20murdering.
2:12:21And while I was already out here and on
2:12:23a Rex, I decided to kill a few other
2:12:25things while going back up to base. But
2:12:27now I could actually head out and get
2:12:28all those RG talons. So I flew over to
2:12:30the volcano where all the RGs like to
2:12:32hang out for some reason. And then I
2:12:34proceeded to do multiple drivebys on
2:12:38them. All right, now I need eight ser
2:12:40skins. So I flew over to the swamp and
2:12:42continued to do my drivebys. And I also
2:12:45killed a dino suchas, which actually
2:12:47does drop suer skins when killed. Oh,
2:12:49these drop suer skins. That's so clutch.
2:12:51Oh, all right. That's all the tributes.
2:12:54Now, just saddles, saddles, saddles. The
2:12:57fat grind for hide I've been putting off
2:12:58now was the next step towards fighting
2:13:00the brood mother, though, so I've got to
2:13:01go out and do that. So, back at base, I
2:13:03cried up bones and hopped on the back of
2:13:05one of my boss Rexes, and I returned to
2:13:07do the mass killing that I've been
2:13:12dreading. I continued ravaging through
2:13:14the lands into day 63. I was actually
2:13:17clearing out a decent chunk of the map
2:13:18as I soon found myself out by the
2:13:20redwoods. And later on, I even went all
2:13:22around them clearing anything that
2:13:24looked like it was made out of hide. Let
2:13:25me get back to base, see how much hide I
2:13:27have in total. I then threw bones out
2:13:28and cryed up the Rex and slowly flew all
2:13:31the way back to base while carrying an
2:13:32inhuman amount of hide. But finally,
2:13:35once back at base, I transferred all the
2:13:36hide into the vault and saw that I had a
2:13:38grand total of around 33,000. Got enough
2:13:41for like 10 saddles. That's thought I
2:13:43had more. I'm not going to lie. All that
2:13:45stuff. So, on to day 64, I grabbed
2:13:48whatever hide that I could find on my
2:13:49Rexes, and I flew out to the center of
2:13:51the map to continue farming for
2:13:54more. At the end of the day, I returned
2:13:56back to base with all the hide, which
2:13:58brought my total up to 42,000. Man, I
2:14:00can afford like 13 saddles. I'm already
2:14:03sick of farming hide. As much as I
2:14:05didn't feel like spending another day
2:14:06just roaming around the island on my Rex
2:14:08and killing everything, I still had to
2:14:10do it. All right, day 65. Another day of
2:14:13uh hide farming. And at the end of day
2:14:1665, I had a total of 53,000 hide. All
2:14:19right, think I have all the hide that I
2:14:21need for all these saddles. Now, hold
2:14:23up. Am I gonna have enough metal? Ooh.
2:14:27Oh, I'm I got to do a metal run. Oh. All
2:14:29right, let me let me look up what I need
2:14:32to make mine wiped. So, I'm going to
2:14:33need two of those. Anyways, I already
2:14:34had some of the ingredients in my
2:14:36fridge, but for now, I decided to stick
2:14:38to the metal run. So, I grabbed Hank and
2:14:39flew out to the mountains.
2:14:42need to burn these crystals while I'm
2:14:44out here for rare
2:14:46mushrooms. I returned back to base with
2:14:48around 7.5,000 metal and I transferred
2:14:51all of it into my forge. Now, while all
2:14:52that smelting, I hopped on my farming
2:14:54theory and I ventured out to the nearest
2:14:56swamp where I could farm up a ton of
2:14:57rare mushrooms and fiber in mere
2:14:59seconds. And another thing I need for
2:15:01mine wipes was stimulants. So, I grabbed
2:15:03Hank once more to farm up a bit of flint
2:15:05and stone for spark powder. And I also
2:15:07made sure to grab the stemberries and
2:15:08mayo berries. Now, once back, I made the
2:15:10simulant and grabbed all the other
2:15:12ingredients and I cooked up the two mind
2:15:14wipes. Two mind wipes, please. I also
2:15:16loaded up my RG with ingots and flew
2:15:18into my base and stored my kid away into
2:15:20the main smithy. Okay, let me take a
2:15:21mind wipe and start making these
2:15:23saddles. After resetting my stats, I
2:15:25pumped every single point in the
2:15:27crafting skill and I got to making the
2:15:28saddles. Let's see how this comes out.
2:15:30The first saddle came out with only 77
2:15:32armor and the second was 74, but then
2:15:34the third with 80. Not going to lie,
2:15:36they're not as good as I thought they'd
2:15:38be. I had to go out to get more fiber on
2:15:40day 67 before continuing to make more
2:15:42saddles. After making 12 more saddles, I
2:15:44put them away in the RG to check them
2:15:46out. That 80 armor saddle was somehow
2:15:48the highest one I got, which was a
2:15:50little bit concerning. But anyways, I
2:15:51had to wait around for quite a bit
2:15:53longer for more metal of smell as well,
2:15:54but eventually I finished crafting the
2:15:56last saddle. All right, I think this is
2:15:57the last saddle. Please be good. Well,
2:16:00that's an insult. Anyway, I mind wiped
2:16:02myself again and set my stats back to
2:16:04normal. Then grabbed all the saddles and
2:16:06hooked up all my Rexes with them. Did I
2:16:07make one too many saddles? I did have an
2:16:09extra saddle, so I replaced the trash 62
2:16:12armor one. And then I got on my Yi to
2:16:14start whistling the Rexes as it was time
2:16:16to now take on the broodmother. And
2:16:17thankfully, I lived right next to the
2:16:19green obelisk, so I could just walk my
2:16:20Rexes up there. All right, I'm going to
2:16:22set these guys up in a certain way cuz I
2:16:24have a I have a little little strategy
2:16:26that I think will help me in this fight.
2:16:28I had five of my Rexes face the north.
2:16:30These five would rush at the spider
2:16:32right off the bat and try to keep its
2:16:33aggro while I led the rest of my army
2:16:36right behind the spider so they couldn't
2:16:37take any damage from her attacks.
2:16:39Hopefully, that's the plan anyway. So,
2:16:41the other remaining Rexes I lined up
2:16:42facing another direction. That way, I
2:16:44could easily whistle them to follow me
2:16:46and hopefully they wouldn't get stuck on
2:16:47one another. With all the Rexes lined up
2:16:49on day 69, I ran back home on my Yudi to
2:16:52grab the artifacts and tributes. Well,
2:16:54before going back up to the obelisk, I
2:16:56also grabbed whatever charcoal that I
2:16:57had and turned it into gunpowder and to
2:16:59make some shells for my shotgun. Okay, I
2:17:01think I have everything I need. Let's do
2:17:03this. Okay, so let me let me walk you
2:17:05guys through the strategy real quick
2:17:07here. So, you can see that I have these
2:17:08five Rexes lined up facing north. The
2:17:11broodmother is supposed to spawn in the
2:17:13arena to the north. So basically, I want
2:17:16these guys to get aggroed by the
2:17:18broodmother, charge in, and then I want
2:17:21to lead the rest of the army fully
2:17:23around the broodmother to the backside.
2:17:25So these five guys are taking all the
2:17:27damage, and these Rexes are biting its
2:17:29butt pretty much, hopefully taking no
2:17:31damage. Now, it's it's pretty easy to
2:17:33understand on paper, but it's definitely
2:17:34going to be a lot harder to do. So I I
2:17:37want to keep these guys on passive and
2:17:39then these guys on aggressive. So, I
2:17:42whistled passive on all them and then
2:17:44set the five front Rexes to aggressive
2:17:46manually. And I also made them to ignore
2:17:48group whistles so I could whistle follow
2:17:50on all of them without having them
2:17:51follow me as well. All right, man. We
2:17:53should be ready to go. I parked my Yudi
2:17:54in the circle as well and then started
2:17:56the teleport into the alpha broodmother
2:17:58arena. Put it on the ghillie cuz it's
2:18:00hot in there. I teleported in and as
2:18:02planned, the front five Rexes were
2:18:04facing the broodmother and then they
2:18:05rushed in. And I whistled the rest of
2:18:07the Rexes around the back and they all
2:18:08started to bite it. Okay, we do have it
2:18:10surrounded. But one of the aggressive
2:18:12Rexes decided to bail out midfight and
2:18:14fight the tiny spiders instead. And I
2:18:16also had to stand back as my Yudi was
2:18:18taking a ton of damage. Oh, that thing
2:18:20hits hard. Yeah, I was tanking hits
2:18:21there. Not too long after that, one of
2:18:23my Rexes actually died before the brood
2:18:25mother was even down to half of its
2:18:26health. But thankfully, the aggressive
2:18:28Rexes to grab the aggro once again,
2:18:29saving the majority from the unnecessary
2:18:31hits. However though, my Yudi was still
2:18:33under attack from all the little
2:18:35spiders. And these guys, they're no
2:18:36joke. No, my UI's going to die. Not
2:18:38good. Not good. With the Yudi now dead,
2:18:40this puts me in a really bad situation.
2:18:42So, I got to hop on the back of one of
2:18:44my Rexes and continue the fight. But
2:18:46now, my army was losing their buff and
2:18:48the damage started fading. And they also
2:18:50started to take more damage. These boys
2:18:52are bloody. I tried my best to keep
2:18:54biting the brood mother from behind, but
2:18:55my Rexes started to fold one after
2:18:57another. Come on, not like this. The
2:19:00brood mother's health was really low,
2:19:02but I lost an overwhelming majority of
2:19:04my Rexes, meaning we weren't damaging
2:19:05her that much at all. She's so low, man.
2:19:07But I think we're cooked. I soon became
2:19:09the last Rex standing and that didn't
2:19:11last very long either. And I once again
2:19:13got knocked off as I was surrounded by
2:19:15all her minions. So I only managed to
2:19:17get one shot off on her before meeting
2:19:19my inevitable demise. No, dude. No.
2:19:23Dude, she was like at 1,000 health. It
2:19:26was the Yudi dying. That's what it was.
2:19:28Oh my god. Oh my god. I just lost that.
2:19:31I just lost everything. So was that it?
2:19:34All the work I put into my Rexes and all
2:19:36of it gone to the almighty broodmother.
2:19:38Is this the end? Am I really destined to
2:19:40fail like this? Nah, I'm not getting
2:19:42flamed by your comments once again. I'm
2:19:44going to come back and I'm going to beat
2:19:46this big spider one way or another. And
2:19:48if brute force isn't enough, I'm going
2:19:50to have to pull out one of my aces.
2:19:52First things first, I had to get a new
2:19:54kit. So, I did just that until the end
2:19:56of the day. Kicking things off on day
2:19:5870, I farmed up a few shotgun shells and
2:20:00then started preparing for a very
2:20:02specific tame that I had in mind. All
2:20:03right, the first part of my next plan is
2:20:06to tame a procopadon. And now, most of
2:20:08you experienced Ark players probably
2:20:10already know where I'm going with this,
2:20:12but don't worry about it. I made a few
2:20:13billboards to trap a kangaroo and then
2:20:15went out to look for one. Now,
2:20:17pergopadons are pretty rare, but since
2:20:20I'm him, I'm sure I'll be able to find
2:20:22one. And it's got to be a good one cuz
2:20:23it's going to have to survive in the
2:20:25brood mother arena. And while I was out
2:20:27searching for one, I also looted this
2:20:28yellow drop with a ring. And it hooked
2:20:30me up with a really good ride helmet and
2:20:32a whole vault. And it didn't actually
2:20:34take me too long to find what I was
2:20:35looking for. Oh, I mean that that might
2:20:38work. I don't know. Let me keep looking.
2:20:39Level 70 was not too bad, but I really
2:20:42wanted to try and find something higher.
2:20:43And oh boy, did I come across something
2:20:45just not even 3 minutes later. Oh, what?
2:20:48Oh. Oh my god. Of course, it's a 135.
2:20:50Wait, hold up. I have this for a reason.
2:20:52My boomstick quickly put the Rex back to
2:20:54sleep permanently, saving the 140
2:20:56peropodon. Now I just had to get it
2:20:58trapped in the billboards, which I
2:20:59actually managed to do on my third
2:21:01attempt.
2:21:04Oh, it's already up. I then quickly
2:21:05farmed up a bunch of spike walls as well
2:21:07to keep it safe before heading back home
2:21:08to grab the rare mushrooms to actually
2:21:10tame it. I returned to the sleeping
2:21:12percopton on day 71 and I waited by it
2:21:14until it woke up. I then brought it home
2:21:16and unlocked the saddle for it. No, I'm
2:21:18not going to have Pel. I'm going to have
2:21:19to fly all the way back out. But before
2:21:21heading out, I gave it a name. Bunny.
2:21:23Well, let's go get that pel. Anyways, I
2:21:25then flew over to the snow where I
2:21:26killed a couple of mammoths. Now, back
2:21:28at base, I finally made the saddle and
2:21:30put it on Bunny. And I then grabbed a
2:21:31bunch of Rex eggs to power level it as
2:21:33well. I leveled its health up as much as
2:21:35possible. I just straight up missed a
2:21:37Rex, dude. This could have been the
2:21:39thing between life and death in that
2:21:41death in that fight. Straight up missed
2:21:42a Rex, bro. Any who, I hatched one more
2:21:45batch of Rexes and killing which brought
2:21:47Bunny's health up to 9.7k. I then went
2:21:49out to gather tinder berries to make
2:21:51medical brews once again. All right, now
2:21:53that we have cropped it on, really the
2:21:55best it can be. I'm crafting some
2:21:56medical bruise just for myself here. I
2:21:58now need to get a better shotgun. This
2:22:00one's good, but it it can be better. So,
2:22:02back to the swamp cave. So, I crowded up
2:22:04Kermit and flew out to the redwoods on
2:22:05meatball. I headed into the cave on
2:22:07Kermit on day 72 and once again cleared
2:22:09out all the locals before I could start
2:22:11farming the
2:22:15drops. A lot easier to get a good
2:22:18shotgun last time apparently. I can do
2:22:20this all day though. I'm killing that
2:22:21broodmother. I don't care. I did find
2:22:24this blueprint though that was slightly
2:22:26better than my existing shotgun. I can
2:22:28do better. And the drop after that, I
2:22:30actually found an even better blueprint
2:22:32with 424 damage. That might be
2:22:35craftable. That is craftable. That's
2:22:38craftable. I'm crafting that. I can get
2:22:40crafting skill on that, too, and make it
2:22:41even better. How much durability does it
2:22:43have? Enough. So, with a much better
2:22:45shotgun blueprint now acquired, I could
2:22:47head back home to start working on
2:22:48actually making it. And the swamp cave
2:22:50was also kind enough to hook me up with
2:22:51a ton of cementing paste. So, I started
2:22:53turning that into polymer cidian metal
2:22:55paste. But now there's a lot lot more
2:22:58farming ahead of me once again. That
2:23:00being said, I made it to the volcano on
2:23:02day 73 and I got to
2:23:05work. After making it back home and
2:23:08looking into my fabricator, I quickly
2:23:09realized it was now time to make a new
2:23:11one for all the polymer that I was about
2:23:13to craft. I want to make another
2:23:15fabricator, man, or else this is going
2:23:16to going to take forever to craft.
2:23:18Unfortunately, though, after
2:23:19transferring all the resources over to
2:23:21the smithy, I was reminded of just how
2:23:23poor I became from crafting all those
2:23:25Rex saddles. Oh well, maybe I'm not cuz
2:23:27I can't afford it. I got to farm metal
2:23:29now. But before heading out, I made
2:23:30space in my existing fabricator and then
2:23:32queued up a bunch of polymer. I then
2:23:34stored the rest of the resources away
2:23:35and flew back out to the mountains to
2:23:37feed my ever growing addiction for
2:23:38farming metal. And because I need
2:23:41it, I flew back home on the early
2:23:43morning of day 74 with just over 8.5,000
2:23:46metal. And as soon as just a bit of it
2:23:48smelted, I crafted the second
2:23:49fabricator. Place this here temporarily.
2:23:52So, how many do I need or how much? Uh
2:23:55about about 1,500. Going to need to farm
2:23:57more pace. I think more metal or more
2:24:01obsidian. Meatball was also starving
2:24:04from all the flying that she had to do.
2:24:05So I grabbed some raw meat from my Rex
2:24:07and Feder before going out on the next
2:24:08farming run. And I once again cleared
2:24:10out the volcano of most of its obsidian.
2:24:12Anyways, back at base, I queued up the
2:24:14remaining polymer. So all I have to get
2:24:16now is cementing paste. Now I just got
2:24:17to farm some paste, I think. And by the
2:24:20time I do that, I should have all the
2:24:22metal. Whole lot of grinding for this
2:24:23shotgun, that's for sure. So, I picked
2:24:25up Kermit and flew over to the swamp
2:24:27cave once again. I forgot Scuba. And
2:24:28what? What are the odds I can just
2:24:30survive off medical bruise? I don't feel
2:24:31like flying back. But on day 75, I
2:24:34changed my mind and instead of risking
2:24:36all my stuff, I decided to just make the
2:24:37trip back home. Never mind, dude. I
2:24:39thought I grew a pair of balls. But I
2:24:40realized it's it's just smart to go
2:24:42back, get a said scuba. After grabbing
2:24:44the scuba and making it back to the
2:24:46cave, I kitted it up once again and then
2:24:48headed in with Kermit. And the entrance
2:24:49was actually still empty from my
2:24:51previous visit. So I had to go a bit
2:24:53deeper to find the megaora and the other
2:24:54cave
2:24:56hooligans. And once I had all the paste
2:24:59in the world, I could return back home
2:25:00to make the shotgun. Okay, everything I
2:25:02need to make it now. Two mine wipes. Got
2:25:04to get crafting skill. I already had
2:25:06most of the ingredients around though,
2:25:07so I threw them all into the cooker
2:25:09before going out to farm berries so I
2:25:10could craft a stimulant and narcotics.
2:25:12Lastly, I grabbed a few mayo berries and
2:25:14then got to cooking. More mind wipes.
2:25:16Bang.
2:25:18Ah, please come out better than this. Oh
2:25:21my god, this thing is monstrous. That
2:25:24was definitely worth it. I I got to test
2:25:26this out, man. Now, all I had to do was
2:25:28to farm shotgun shells and all the
2:25:30tributes for the broodmother once again.
2:25:32And yeah, I'm really not looking forward
2:25:34to doing that again, dude. And it's
2:25:35that's going to be terrible. So, before
2:25:37getting started, I of course flew down
2:25:39to test my new boomstick out on the
2:25:40local bronto population. Surely I'm able
2:25:42to like one tap this. Nope. I guess not.
2:25:46Brontos are just built different.
2:25:47Anyways, it's now time to get started on
2:25:49the grind. So, I first went out to farm
2:25:50wood to fill up my forge with just to
2:25:52have it going in the
2:25:53background. While that slowly burned
2:25:56into charcoal on day 76, I farmed up a
2:25:58bunch of flint and stone for spark
2:25:59powder. And I also made another smithy
2:26:01that I placed right next to the
2:26:02industrial forge. And I loaded up with
2:26:04some metal and gunpowder so I could
2:26:06start crafting a few shells to go caving
2:26:07with. I then hopped on good old bones
2:26:09and I flew out to the first of the three
2:26:11caves housing the artifact with a
2:26:12hunter. And I cleaned out the artifact
2:26:14room with my new shotty. So that's one
2:26:15out of three artifacts acquired once
2:26:17again. And after exiting the cave, I
2:26:19flew straight over to the artifact of
2:26:21the clever cave. That was also a pretty
2:26:23easy walkthrough with the phylm. Back at
2:26:25base, I displayed my two new artifacts,
2:26:27leaving only one to collect, being the
2:26:29artifact of the massive. You know what
2:26:30else is massive? Anyways, it's located
2:26:32inside the lava cave. As you guys
2:26:33already probably know, I kept up the
2:26:35bullet and gunpowder production on day
2:26:3777. But before heading out to the lava
2:26:39cave, I also made a few extra medical
2:26:40brews and I looked through the tributes
2:26:42in my vault. So I have only titan bow.
2:26:44Titan bow of venom and I need to get
2:26:46everything else as well as the artifact
2:26:47in the lava cave which I'm going to go
2:26:49get right now. Don't have any gilly to
2:26:50keep me cool but I've got med brus and
2:26:52I'm going to try and be quick. Let's try
2:26:54and not die this time. As usual, I
2:26:57walked right into the cave on Mr. Kitty
2:26:59and I munched through all the
2:27:00inhabitants and I also made sure to
2:27:02aggro them before jumping over lava and
2:27:04potentially dying. Now, finally, once
2:27:05the coast seemed clear, I grappled over
2:27:07to the artifact and killed the last bat
2:27:09and stole their artifact. And on my way
2:27:10out, I made sure history didn't repeat
2:27:12itself. And I cried with my Philo. Not
2:27:14risking this again. I then made it out
2:27:16of the cave without taking a hot bath,
2:27:18and I flew back to base to throw up the
2:27:20artifact for display. Honestly, that
2:27:22wasn't too bad. All right, once I can
2:27:23throw my th out, let's go tribute
2:27:26hunting. I love this shotgun so much.
2:27:30Hey, that's all the sorod verteb talons.
2:27:34A short bit of a bird hunting session
2:27:36later, I also had all the RG talons that
2:27:38I needed on day 78 so I could finally
2:27:40return back home. All right, well that's
2:27:42everything collected for the fight now.
2:27:44Just bullets, bullets, bullets. So
2:27:47anyways, thus began the long but
2:27:48necessary farming session for a ton of
2:27:50shotgun shells. And that actually lasted
2:27:52throughout the rest of day 78, 79, 80,
2:27:55and 81. I just sat at base and crafted
2:27:57shells and farmed all the basic
2:27:59resources required for them. Oh, I've
2:28:00got over 1,000 bullets. I'd like to get
2:28:02the 1,500 or so. And on day 81, I
2:28:05finally finished crafting up the last
2:28:07few shelves. And I also brought this
2:28:09quote unquote trash rex with me to grab
2:28:11the broodmother's attention so I could
2:28:12do my little strat in piece. And soon
2:28:14the day of reckoning was among us. I
2:28:16loaded up the terminal with all the
2:28:18tributes and I started the alpha
2:28:19broodmother fight once again. And as
2:28:21soon as I got teleported into the arena,
2:28:23I hopped on Bunny and jumped up to the
2:28:24rock pillar. My Rex got clapped almost
2:28:26immediately, but I did manage to get up
2:28:28to the position. Well, almost. My pro
2:28:31cop was spazzing out a little and the
2:28:32broodmother's AI was broken since it
2:28:34couldn't actually see me for some
2:28:36reason. I was completely stuck in some
2:28:38invisible wall. So, I decided to use my
2:28:40powers once more to free myself from my
2:28:41exile. The spiders then all noticed me
2:28:43at once, so I started running around the
2:28:45arena before jumping up to the pillar
2:28:47once again. I then carefully dismounted
2:28:49Bunny, making sure I wouldn't fall, and
2:28:50then I started blasting the broodmother.
2:28:56Well, my mic has been off for about ever
2:28:59and I'm just now realizing that this is
2:29:01this is working. I was stuck in a mesh
2:29:03hole for a little while, but I'm up here
2:29:05now and this is working. It's very
2:29:06boring, but I'm I'm taking the dub. I
2:29:08don't care. I don't care if it's boring
2:29:09at all. Rather it be boring and easy
2:29:11than stressful and super hard, dude.
2:29:14Like where I fail and lose everything,
2:29:16including Kipper. But finally, a few
2:29:18boring minutes later of left clicking
2:29:20the brood mother, it finally succumbed
2:29:22to the pain of countless shotgun pellets
2:29:24and collapsed. Yes.
2:29:28Well, now I've got a ton of bullets left
2:29:29over, which is actually kind of nice and
2:29:31useful. I'm definitely going to be using
2:29:32those. Even though the brood mother got
2:29:34clapped, the real loser was the Rex that
2:29:36got killed in here for no reason. I
2:29:38didn't even bother picking up its soul.
2:29:39Trash. RIP, bro. Well, that was
2:29:41definitely worth it. Even Bunny
2:29:42survived. I went into this thinking
2:29:44Bunny would definitely die. All right,
2:29:46on to the alpha dragon. No idea how I'm
2:29:48going to pull that off, but that's a
2:29:49future problem for very future me. Anywh
2:29:51who, I ported out of the arena and I hop
2:29:53back to base to sort out my stuff and
2:29:55place the second boss flag down. All
2:29:58right, the brood mother now defeated.
2:30:00Time to focus on the dragon. You know
2:30:02what I do want though? Some trophy
2:30:04mounts to display the heads. Before
2:30:06making those though, I hopped on my
2:30:07theory and had a quick look at its
2:30:09stats. Hold up. Let me see what I can
2:30:11get this the levels up to. I threw a few
2:30:13Rex eggs out and killed them. And then I
2:30:15pumped the the melee up a bit. If I can
2:30:17get 21k health, which I have, and then
2:30:19at least 700 melee, I might I might be
2:30:22able to do the dragon. Well, obviously I
2:30:24have to get veggie kicks and then really
2:30:26good stats. I could definitely take down
2:30:28the dragon if I leveled up all the
2:30:29theories as much as possible, but for
2:30:31that, I'd probably need another Ovaptor
2:30:33or two. Anyhow, I ran out to drop a few
2:30:35trees for wood so I could craft the
2:30:36trophy wall mounts, which I then place
2:30:38down at the workshop. Yeah, that looks
2:30:40pretty cool. Let's go tame like two
2:30:42Ovaptors. I grabbed a few Rex eggs and I
2:30:44brought over another female from the
2:30:45trash rex pile to breed. And after
2:30:48picking up a few tranks from the vault,
2:30:49I hopped on the back of bones and
2:30:51started looking for another Ovaptor. And
2:30:53where all the Ovaptors at? Eventually, I
2:30:55spotted one. So, I packed up a random do
2:30:57that aggro to me and knocked out the
2:30:58little fella. And after feeding it, I
2:31:00just waited around until it tamed.
2:31:01Surely, this is fine. No, actually, I
2:31:04probably should get another one. This
2:31:05the amount of Rex eggs I'm going to need
2:31:07to power level these theories to where
2:31:09they need to be is going to be crazy.
2:31:11But after looking around all these other
2:31:13southern islands for another 15 minutes,
2:31:14not finding a single other Oviaptor, I
2:31:17decided to just cut my losses and return
2:31:18back home. I then threw the new Oviaptor
2:31:20out and punched it closer to my theories
2:31:22so that they could reproduce the new
2:31:24generation of boss fighting theories.
2:31:26All right, we got our start raising the
2:31:28also need to get stuff going for veggie
2:31:30cakes. That being said, I unlocked the
2:31:33crop plot engrams and I picked a ball to
2:31:34farm up for stone for them.
2:31:40I then loaded up meatball with fiber and
2:31:42thatch before going out to get wood as
2:31:43well. Then using all the resources, I
2:31:45crafted a total of 24 large crop plots
2:31:48and a few foundations to place them down
2:31:51on. Next up, I need the seeds for the
2:31:54crops. So, I threw out my bronto and I
2:31:56got to swinging. And once I had plenty
2:31:57of each seed, I ran back home and store
2:31:59them away in my fridge. And I also
2:32:01placed down a row of ceilings in front
2:32:02of the crop plots to make accessing them
2:32:04easier. But now I've got to get to the
2:32:05fertilizer. So, I unlocked the toilet
2:32:07engram and I did have to go on a little
2:32:09side quest to gather a bit of raw metal,
2:32:11but after coming back, I finally made
2:32:12the toilet. Need to place some more air
2:32:14conditioners here. It is so
2:32:16hot. I also slapped the toilet down near
2:32:19the balcony of the workshop, and I then
2:32:21got to doing my business. At first, I
2:32:23was using my buddy Bones to drain my
2:32:24stamina, but it wasn't the most
2:32:26effective way to do so. Need to find
2:32:28something better to drain the stamina.
2:32:30So, I grabbed a ceiling and a smithy,
2:32:31which I then placed down in the corner
2:32:33of the workshop. And now I could spam
2:32:34jump much faster and produce more
2:32:36fertilizer more efficiently. So I got to
2:32:38it. On day 85, I started seeding and
2:32:40fertilizing some of the crop plots
2:32:42before going back to my poop production
2:32:43duties. So I spent a considerable amount
2:32:45of time performing my questionable
2:32:47fertilizer production technique until I
2:32:49had two fertilizer for each crop plot.
2:32:51Trying to make sure all my crop plots
2:32:53have enough fertilizer. I mean, I think
2:32:55if they just have two each, we'll be
2:32:56chilling. And while I was making the
2:32:58fertilizer, a few crops had already
2:33:00finished growing. So, I got to collect
2:33:01the fruits of my labors or the
2:33:03vegetables of my labor, I should say.
2:33:05Not not a bad yield so far. I'm also
2:33:08going to need sap taps, which I know I
2:33:10farmed for, but uh never actually made,
2:33:12so I ended up using the metal on other
2:33:14things. You need I got to farm for that
2:33:16stuff again. Man, I still got to finish
2:33:18that wall. I wanted to get metal checked
2:33:19off the list, but I didn't feel like
2:33:21flying all the way out to the volcano,
2:33:22so I opted to visit one of the closer
2:33:24nearby mountains instead. Right. This
2:33:28should honestly be enough metal for what
2:33:30I need right now. So, I flew back home
2:33:31and threw all that into the forge. In
2:33:33the meantime, I just looked into my
2:33:34cooker to see exactly how much of what I
2:33:37need for veggie cakes. Yeah. I mean, it
2:33:39just I got to get these sap taps up and
2:33:41then the bee honey, which is actually
2:33:43shouldn't be bad because I plan on
2:33:45taming a bear and they're really good at
2:33:48farming honey. But I also had to take a
2:33:50break from all the boring farming and
2:33:52spice things up a bit by going out to
2:33:54the next artifact cave. Specifically,
2:33:55the one housing the artifact of the sky
2:33:57lord up on the north side of the map.
2:33:59The cave honestly should be a pretty
2:34:00easy walk through with my boomstick. And
2:34:02I still had plenty of shells left over,
2:34:04so I hopped on the back of bones and
2:34:05began the journey to the cave. I arrived
2:34:07at the cave on day 86, so I pulled out
2:34:09my shotgun and began making my way
2:34:11through. Can I already hear them, dude?
2:34:13[Music]
2:34:17Hello. For some reason, my game really
2:34:20didn't like this cave, though. And the
2:34:21more I kept going, the more I started
2:34:23stuttering and lagging. Holy, what is
2:34:26happening? I'm playing on a slideshow.
2:34:29Even through the lags, I continued
2:34:30deeper into the cave. And soon, I
2:34:32entered the artifact room, so I snagged
2:34:34it. My god, do I have to get out of this
2:34:36cave, and I slowly but surely lagged my
2:34:38way out of the cave. I don't know what
2:34:40was up with that. Holy, that was
2:34:42terrible. Speaking of terrible, I opened
2:34:44a yellow drop on my way back, and it was
2:34:46full of all the wrong saddle blueprints.
2:34:48All righty, that wasn't too bad except
2:34:50for the torrential lag fest. Still don't
2:34:52know what that was about. Artifact looks
2:34:54cool though. Next up, I brought some
2:34:56metal and cementing paste over to a
2:34:58smithy to make a few sap taps, which I
2:34:59then also have the place down somewhere.
2:35:01So, I hopped on the back of bones and I
2:35:03flew over to the side of the redwoods
2:35:04where I was promptly greeted by an angry
2:35:06local. Oh,
2:35:08hello. Back to the lobby. Needed to land
2:35:11for stamina anyways. Oh, just dismounted
2:35:14me. Any who, I then placed all the sap
2:35:16taps down and I then flew back to base.
2:35:18All right, time to start hatching baby
2:35:20fairies. But before I could do that, I
2:35:23had to get enough food for the babies.
2:35:24So, I took Barth out for a spin once
2:35:28again. Pretty quickly, I had a ton of
2:35:31berries. So, I brought them back to fill
2:35:32in my troughs and actually get to
2:35:33raising my fairies. And while the first
2:35:35batch was growing, I flew out to a red
2:35:37drop that I spotted off in the distance.
2:35:38And inside, I actually found a sweet
2:35:40veggie cake along with a mind wipe and a
2:35:42couple of other stews. Now back at the
2:35:44crib, I started imprinting the theories,
2:35:45but the devastating majority of them
2:35:47wanted something that I couldn't
2:35:48provide, so they had to go. Oh, lame.
2:35:51Worst batch of theories of all time. At
2:35:54least they served as a little bit of
2:35:56experience for the first boss theory.
2:35:57Anyways, I continued raising more
2:35:58theories until the end of the day. What
2:36:01is that? 3 7 8 9 total. Few more
2:36:06batches. And while I was raising the
2:36:08next batch on day 87, I actually got a
2:36:11couple theories with mutations. Oh no,
2:36:14they just look cool. They don't have any
2:36:15good actual mutated stats. Those two
2:36:18might have not had any good stats.
2:36:19However, this little fella clutched up.
2:36:21Oh, this one has mutated melee. Um, do I
2:36:24restart the army? Might as well, dude.
2:36:26I'm going to need any help. Screw it.
2:36:28We're going over 100 days anyways.
2:36:30Whatever. Speaking of going over 100
2:36:33days. Yes, this challenge will be 1,000
2:36:35days in total, meaning some of the maps
2:36:37I can go over 100 days since there's
2:36:39only seven of them. And now since the
2:36:42island has four bosses and I decided to
2:36:44beat them all on alpha difficulty, I'm
2:36:46definitely going to need a few extra
2:36:47days to prepare and actually take down
2:36:49the last couple of bosses. So that being
2:36:51said, I unclaimed all the theories that
2:36:53have been growing and I helped them onto
2:36:55the next world. All in the name of
2:36:56progress. All right, so I'm really just
2:36:58going to have to restart the whole line
2:37:00now, though. But dude, I need any help I
2:37:02can get. I I cannot fail this dragon
2:37:05boss fight. I crafted up a few new air
2:37:07conditioners to store their dino eggs
2:37:08in. And I placed them down outside just
2:37:10next to my air conditioners. One of my
2:37:12Oviaptors was also hoarding a few metric
2:37:14tons of Rex eggs. So, I transferred
2:37:16those over into the new fridges, filling
2:37:18them both up all the way and still
2:37:19having plenty of eggs to spare. And I
2:37:21also brought the old female breeding
2:37:23theory over to the trash dino pile. I'm
2:37:25just waiting for this to grow up. I'm
2:37:27going to start breeding them and then we
2:37:31got to start grinding for tributes. But
2:37:33these stairies are definitely going to
2:37:35take a while. It don't matter though. I
2:37:37got 300 extra days to spare in this
2:37:40series, but really prefer to not use
2:37:43them. Oh, yeah. To kill a bit of time, I
2:37:45hopped on one of my remaining Rexes and
2:37:47I went out to kill a few things for raw
2:37:49meat, which I then threw on the grill to
2:37:50cook. Now, soon enough, the the fairy
2:37:52became an adult. So, I whistled it over
2:37:53to the male and began the breeding
2:37:55process once more. All right, so let's
2:37:57do some tribute farming now that we got
2:37:59those guys breeding. After looking
2:38:00through my stuff, I concluded that I
2:38:02still needed to get eight more
2:38:03alibrains, nine UD lungs, and 10 basil
2:38:06blubber and then the two so tentacles.
2:38:07And somehow I also had exactly zero Rex
2:38:10arms. So I'm going to need to get 15 of
2:38:12those as well. Lot of farming. And I got
2:38:14right to it by flying out into the snow
2:38:15to kill the udies first. And I basically
2:38:18flew around like an American drone. And
2:38:20once I actually spotted a Yudi, I pulled
2:38:22out my freedom stick and I exercised my
2:38:24Second Amendment rights. This random RG
2:38:26also wanted a piece of me after I
2:38:27harvested the Yudi's corpse. So, I
2:38:29deliver, of course. I continued hunting
2:38:31the furry Rexes on day
2:38:3788. All right, finally got all the UDI
2:38:39lungs. While flying back towards base, I
2:38:41turned around to fly over the mountain
2:38:43in search of allows. You know what?
2:38:44Might as well try to get the aloe brains
2:38:46while I'm out here. Still need 15 Rex
2:38:49arms. Don't know how I don't have a
2:38:51single
2:38:53one. Oh, it's fighting my spikes, bro.
2:38:56Not the smartest, are you? Don't worry.
2:38:58put you out of your misery. I died in my
2:39:01spice. The majority of day 89 was also
2:39:04spent hunting down Rexus and Alos and
2:39:07also a low-level rhino as well,
2:39:09apparently. Anyways, I then flew back to
2:39:10base to check on the progress with my
2:39:12theories. And the ovaraptor had
2:39:14collected two eggs, so I threw them both
2:39:15out to hatch and see whether they had
2:39:17good stats or not. Nope. Nope. The next
2:39:21egg I threw out actually brought twins
2:39:23into this world, but they were both
2:39:24female. And I'm looking for a male right
2:39:26now for breeding. But since these did
2:39:28both have the good stats, I kept them
2:39:29alive and renamed them both the boss.
2:39:31See what the imprinted stats on these
2:39:33guys are going to be. Luckily, it only
2:39:35wanted a berry, so I fed it and then
2:39:37check the new stats out. Yeah, pretty
2:39:39good. I mean, only like 11 or 12 points
2:39:41better, but you know, that extra damage
2:39:44might add up in the boss fight. One
2:39:46theory egg later, I finally got one that
2:39:48had the good melee and it was a male, so
2:39:50I stopped the parents from breeding and
2:39:51imprinted the babies. Now that those
2:39:53were growing, I could get back to the
2:39:54tribute grind. All right, I got an idea
2:39:57now. I got to get underwater tributes
2:39:59and I think I'm going to bring the the
2:40:01fairy actually cuz you can throw it out,
2:40:03kill whatever you need to kill, and then
2:40:05put it in your pocket real quick. I
2:40:06brought a set of scuba, my dolphin, and
2:40:08then flew out to the ocean. On day 90, I
2:40:10threw Fishy out and I swam down into the
2:40:12depths of the ocean where I soon came
2:40:13across my first tuso. And it was an
2:40:15alpha tuso. Oh, I need to kill that. I
2:40:18had to kill the alpha tuso for the
2:40:20tentacles as well as the eye that I
2:40:22would need for the final boss fight
2:40:23being the alpha overseer. The only
2:40:25problem was though that a number of
2:40:26other large predators in the area such
2:40:28as the mosas and pies. Oh, I need to
2:40:31kill that too. So I decided to just send
2:40:33it and throw out the the fairy. I then
2:40:35slowly swam down to the alpha mosa and I
2:40:37started swinging at it. But pie soon
2:40:39pulled up on me and the the fairy was
2:40:40also losing oxygen very fast. So, I did
2:40:43give up on the mosa, but by that point
2:40:45it was already too late. And as I tried
2:40:47to swim up with the the fairy, it
2:40:48started drowning, which meant I really
2:40:50couldn't cry it in time and then it
2:40:52died. Oh, okay. Overshot that real hard.
2:40:56That thing's barely bloody. That was a
2:40:58real kick in the nuts, dude. Yeah, I'd
2:41:00have to go back and rethink of a
2:41:01different strategy as the theories did
2:41:03not have nearly enough oxygen to take
2:41:05down the mosa in time. So, I swam back
2:41:06to shore and crowded up Fishy and then
2:41:08flew back home. I then waited around my
2:41:10theories until they grew up. And when
2:41:11they did, I hopped on the back of one
2:41:13and somehow ended up my game crashing.
2:41:16Think I crashed. Think. Yeah. Hold up.
2:41:19Maybe I get my theory back. I loaded
2:41:20back in and I did get rolled back just a
2:41:22bit. However, the the saddle was still
2:41:24in my inventory, meaning it was gone for
2:41:26good. Nope. Theory is still dead. So, I
2:41:29made it back to base once again and
2:41:30threw out a few Rex eggs, the hatch, and
2:41:32even my Rex. My theory may have not been
2:41:34strong enough to take down the mosa, but
2:41:36I still wanted to try it with my Rex. So
2:41:38once the eggs popped, I munched down on
2:41:39them and then put all the levels into
2:41:41oxygen. That that feels so wrong in so
2:41:44many ways that I just upgraded oxygen
2:41:46into a Rex. Screw it. This is going to
2:41:48be my way of killing stuff. I then threw
2:41:50out another batch of eggs, bringing the
2:41:52total oxygen up to 960, which should
2:41:54hopefully be enough to last the whole
2:41:56fight. So I cried up my Rex and then
2:41:58flew back out to the beach. But before
2:42:00actually diving down into the ocean, I
2:42:02quickly farmed up a few stone arrows for
2:42:04the crossbow just in case. I then threw
2:42:05out fishy and swam back out and dove
2:42:07down for round two. I spotted the alpha
2:42:09mosa throughout my rex and got the
2:42:10biting. I was doing about the same
2:42:12amount of damage as the theory, but I
2:42:14could stay underwater for much longer.
2:42:15But I also made sure to keep an eye on
2:42:17my oxygen as I started to swim back. I
2:42:19actually killed alpha mosa. Not good.
2:42:21Not good. Oh, got it. I also killed the
2:42:23other mosa and then dismounted so the
2:42:25rex would float up on its own much
2:42:27quicker. Perfect. Now, I still had to
2:42:29get to tentacles and basel blubber. So,
2:42:31after a short break, I got right back to
2:42:33it.
2:42:36This is such a funny way of getting what
2:42:38I need, dude. It works though. It
2:42:40doesn't work bad at all. I made my way
2:42:42back home to store the tributes I got so
2:42:43far before coming back for more on day
2:42:4591. One more Tuso and five basilos. What
2:42:50I need? I found the first couple of
2:42:51bassies after a long swim across the
2:42:53map. So, I threw up my Rex and dealt
2:42:55with them and their mantle followers.
2:42:57Bassie number three was found out in the
2:42:58middle of the northern side. Aside from
2:43:00the sea sausages, I also came across
2:43:02this fella, an alpha tuso. Oh, how how
2:43:05would I kill this? I had to kill at
2:43:06least one of these for its eye as you
2:43:08need that for the alpha tech, but I
2:43:10highly doubted my Rex could actually
2:43:12kill it just because of the amount of
2:43:13health that they actually have. You see,
2:43:15it'd be really useful to have my own
2:43:16tuso right now. I don't think this Rex
2:43:19is going to cut it. Killing a level 80
2:43:20alpha tuso was definitely no easy task.
2:43:22So, for the time, I just returned back
2:43:24to base to do a little bit of research.
2:43:26And I also brought one of the now grown
2:43:27female Theories over to breed with the
2:43:29male. I need to tame a megalodon since
2:43:32megalodons do bleed damage. So I really
2:43:34just need health and stamina because the
2:43:38bleed damage always does percentage no
2:43:40matter how much you scale the melee. So
2:43:42I shouldn't have to level it too too
2:43:45bad. It's just if I get grabbed, which
2:43:47there is a high very high possibility
2:43:49that happens, I'm I'm cooked. Anyhow, I
2:43:51grabbed a stack of tran arrows and flew
2:43:53back out to the ocean where I then
2:43:54stuffed bones back into my pocket and
2:43:56threw out fishy again. I was still
2:43:58looking for a decent level megalodon as
2:44:00I wanted its health and stamina to be
2:44:01high. You know, I thought it'd be easier
2:44:03to find a highle megalodon. These things
2:44:05are usually everywhere. But at least I
2:44:06did find an alpha one. And another one
2:44:08of the alphas I'd have to take down for
2:44:10the alpha tech kit. Oh, I'm going to
2:44:11need to kill that. Thankfully, it was
2:44:14really close to the shore. So, I picked
2:44:15up Fishy and I started blasting the
2:44:17alpha shark with my shotgun.
2:44:22I'm lighting him up. But when the
2:44:23megalodon swam off and I tried to follow
2:44:25it, I got ambushed from behind by these
2:44:27big ugly looking fish which name I can't
2:44:29even pronounce. Okay, that was
2:44:32interesting. I did not see that coming
2:44:35at all. Looking at my tames, bunnies
2:44:36seemed to be the fastest way back. So, I
2:44:38hopped on and jumped back to my body.
2:44:40But there was a slight issue with
2:44:41actually getting my stuff, though.
2:44:43Really? Both the ugly fish and the alpha
2:44:45megalodon were now camping my stuff. I
2:44:47waited around for a bit until they
2:44:48distanced themselves for my stuff. And
2:44:50then I swam down there on Bunny. And I
2:44:51did actually manage to get all my stuff,
2:44:53but actually getting out of the water
2:44:55was a different story. Oh, I should have
2:44:57What am I doing? I should have just
2:44:59brought a Rex or a Theian thrown in. Oh
2:45:01my god. Huh? Bunny's dead now. After
2:45:03respawning, I grabbed a set of flippers
2:45:05and I got on Mr. Kitty as he could
2:45:07easily deal with those carnivorous fish.
2:45:09Now, back at the crime scene, I saw
2:45:10Bunny was still alive and kicking. So, I
2:45:12whistled him back to the beach before
2:45:14going in to fight the fish myself. God,
2:45:16these things are ugly. Once I killed one
2:45:18of those stupid looking fish, the other
2:45:19one tried to scurry away, but I didn't
2:45:21let that slide so easily. Back here,
2:45:23boy. Finally. I finally grabbed all my
2:45:25stuff and finish off the alpha
2:45:27megalodon. I then grabbed the fins and I
2:45:29can now get back to looking for a
2:45:30megalodon to actually tame. Let's hope I
2:45:32don't run into any more demon fish. I
2:45:33swam across the map once again and I
2:45:35finally found an almost decent level
2:45:37megalodon being this level 95 near Carno
2:45:40Island. Oh, 95. That could be worth. Let
2:45:42me scout the rest of this bay. And the
2:45:45rest of the bay was just as garbage as
2:45:47the entire ocean. So I decided to just
2:45:49start tranking the level 95
2:45:54out. There we go. Finally. And now that
2:45:56it was asleep, I swam back up to shore
2:45:58where I packed up a bronto and a stego
2:46:00for all the prime meat that I need.
2:46:02Surely this is enough. I then swam back
2:46:04down to feed the megalodon. And then I
2:46:05returned back to the beach and waited
2:46:06for it to tame. Now, once it was mine, I
2:46:08whistled it away from the other sharks
2:46:10in cryo fishy and then hopped on the
2:46:12back of the megalodon to go and level it
2:46:14up a little bit. All right, so the strat
2:46:16is to just bite it and then get up above
2:46:18the line because it can only go so high.
2:46:21As soon as I swam down to bite it, it
2:46:23tried to grab me. I kept following it
2:46:24and biting it, dodging its massive pick
2:46:26radius, and I was actually just too
2:46:28quick for it. And everything was going
2:46:30smoothly until it
2:46:33wasn't. Oh, well, that's GG.
2:46:37Oh, I quickly grabbed a simple kit
2:46:40consisting of a scuba tank, flipper, and
2:46:42crossbow, and some grapples on day 93. I
2:46:44then hopped on the back of meatball and
2:46:46flew back out to the ocean. I then
2:46:47jumped off right above my corpse and
2:46:49slowly made my way down to my stuff that
2:46:51was still being guarded by the alpha
2:46:52tuso. This guy's really camping my body.
2:46:54Once the tuso swam off to the side, I
2:46:56sent it and dived all the way down
2:46:58there. I'm cooked. Oh my god, I swam
2:47:00past it. Yep, back to the lobby. By some
2:47:02miracle, I actually dodged multiple pick
2:47:04attempts from this wood and actually got
2:47:06my stuff back. Oh. Go, go, go, go. No,
2:47:10you can't get me. You cannot get me.
2:47:12Come on. Come on. Come on. Come, go, go,
2:47:15go, go,
2:47:16go. No
2:47:18way. Holy heist. I grappled up to my
2:47:21birds so I could head back home to
2:47:22rethink my strategy. I don't know how
2:47:24I'm going to kill an alpha, too, so it's
2:47:27future problem for future me. I got to
2:47:29go chill at base, man. That was too
2:47:31much. yellow drop with a ring in my
2:47:33base. Please bring me a very subtle
2:47:35blueprint. I may have asked for too much
2:47:37though, as the drop literally despawned
2:47:39as I was getting close to it. Oh, that's
2:47:41tough. Anyways, I threw the cry dinos
2:47:43out again and then sorted out my
2:47:44inventory. I decided I would just take a
2:47:46break from farming tributes and I
2:47:47decided to get back to raising my theory
2:47:49army. So, I grabbed all the eggs from
2:47:50the Oviaptor and then threw them out to
2:47:52[Music]
2:47:54hatch. I also filled up my trough again
2:47:57with the help of Barth before imprinting
2:47:59the babies. But the ones that didn't
2:48:00have outrageous cravings, that is. I
2:48:03then threw out another batch of eggs
2:48:04before doing a quick head count. 5 10 12
2:48:0814 14 theories, I think. Right. Yeah, I
2:48:12think 14 boss theories. So, like one
2:48:14more batch. As long as these guys all
2:48:16pop out
2:48:21good. Oh, okay. Surely this is enough.
2:48:24Okay. Yeah, we have enough. Looking into
2:48:26my trough, I was going to have to fill
2:48:27it up more frequently as they were
2:48:29absolutely shredding through my supply
2:48:30of berries. So, on day 94, I threw out
2:48:33Barth once
2:48:36again. Most of the theories have also
2:48:39grown up by now, so I just have to start
2:48:41doing the inevitable. I think it's time
2:48:43I bite the bullet, start leveling the
2:48:45these theories. I had plenty of Rex eggs
2:48:47and socks, so I crafted up a couple of
2:48:49the saddles, and I started the long
2:48:51process of leveling them up as much as
2:48:53possible.
2:48:55I think I need like 12 Rex eggs per the
2:48:57fairy. That might that might be like the
2:49:00magical number. I spent the rest of day
2:49:0194 getting every single one of my
2:49:03theories up to the stats that I needed.
2:49:05All right, all fairies have been
2:49:07leveled. I need to tame a Yudi, get the
2:49:09rest of the tributes, and also get a the
2:49:12saddle blueprint, which you can only get
2:49:15in the ice cave, and they don't they
2:49:17don't drop like ever. Before going out
2:49:19to do all that, I headed back out to the
2:49:21redwoods to check on my sap taps. Also
2:49:23gota got to make veggie cakes. Forgot
2:49:25about that. Man, this dragon boss fight
2:49:27alone, I probably actually I'd say you
2:49:30probably do more preparation for the
2:49:32dragon boss fight than you do for the
2:49:33alpha overseer because you can brute
2:49:36force away through the alpha overseer
2:49:38and tech cave. With the dragon, you got
2:49:39to have some special dinos with special
2:49:42stats. Anywh who, I grappled over and I
2:49:44looted all the sap taps yielding a total
2:49:46of 198 sap. That's enough for like just
2:49:49under 50 cakes. That's not That's not
2:49:52terrible, but I need like four times
2:49:54that. H interesting. But I swear if each
2:49:58theory has 10 cakes and I get some
2:50:00decent saddles, there's no way I don't
2:50:02win the fight unless I'm dumb and my UI
2:50:04dies straight away again. Back at base,
2:50:06I stored the sap into the cooker and I
2:50:08started preparing a taming trap for a
2:50:09bear as I also needed giant bee honey
2:50:11for the cakes. Once that was done, I
2:50:13hopped on the back of bones and headed
2:50:14out to the redwoods. I didn't need some
2:50:17top-of-the-line highle bear, just
2:50:19something that could get the job done
2:50:20quickly.
2:50:22Level five. Come on. Okay, maybe not
2:50:24level five type of mid. 75. That's fine.
2:50:27Let me check out this drop first. That
2:50:29drop was an utter disappointment. So,
2:50:31back to the dire bear. I placed on the
2:50:33trap just in front of it and then I shot
2:50:34it to lure it
2:50:35in. Since I trapped the two bears
2:50:38instead of just the level 75, I had to
2:50:40remove one from the
2:50:42trap. Oh, for some reason, that bear
2:50:45turned around as soon as I pulled my
2:50:46shotgun out, almost as if it knew what
2:50:48was about to happen. Come back. I dare
2:50:50you. Leave me alone. You coming? The 75
2:50:54bear was also knocked out. So, I picked
2:50:55up all the doorways and placed him back
2:50:57down those walls to protect it. Now, in
2:50:59the meantime, I headed back into the
2:51:01redwoods to spot and loot a beehive for
2:51:03some honey to actually, you know, tame
2:51:04it cuz bears eat honey. It's common
2:51:06knowledge. This is why I'm taming a bee,
2:51:09ladies and gentlemen, so I don't get
2:51:10swarmed or taming a bear so I don't get
2:51:13swarmed by bees like that. Anyway, I
2:51:14then flew back to the bear and fed it.
2:51:16But this was also while a gang of hungry
2:51:18terror birds waited just outside the
2:51:19trap. I wish you could get in here. But
2:51:22I had to deal with them sooner or later
2:51:23though. So I landed nearby and I started
2:51:25blasting everything coming my way. God,
2:51:27how many are you? Now with that taken
2:51:29care of, I waited by the bear until it
2:51:30woke up. And once again, I did give it a
2:51:32name. Teddy. After crying Teddy, I
2:51:35picked up the bear trap and headed back
2:51:37home on day 96. All right, let's go back
2:51:39to base, make a bear's saddle, and then
2:51:41I got to build a little contraption that
2:51:43can allow the bear to get up to the
2:51:44beehives. Back at bay, I made the bear a
2:51:46saddle and I grabbed a bunch of
2:51:48resources to craft the contraption with,
2:51:50and that mostly consisted of pillars and
2:51:52ramps. I also threw out Teddy to saddle
2:51:54him up before going out to the redwoods
2:51:55again to actually start the honey heist.
2:51:57Time to start the hunt for beehives. It
2:52:00took me a minute to find the first
2:52:01beehive, but I got there eventually, so
2:52:03I started building up to it. I'm time to
2:52:05set up my contraption. Going to be a lot
2:52:07of work, but it's worth it in the long
2:52:09run. With the ramp constructed, I threw
2:52:11out Teddy and swiped the beehive for a
2:52:13grand total of 15 honey. Yeah, 15 per.
2:52:16Pretty pretty good. I then simply picked
2:52:18up one of my pillars and that grabbed
2:52:19all the structures with it. Then cryoted
2:52:21and then continued looking for other
2:52:24hives. Oh, there's two. Can I build
2:52:26them? Oh, why is he on the
2:52:30ground? After getting those two, I found
2:52:32one more hive before going back home and
2:52:34storing all the honey away in my fridge.
2:52:36I prepared a couple of ingredients in
2:52:38the cooker before grabbing all the honey
2:52:39once again and actually crafting the
2:52:41first batch of veggie cakes. I need more
2:52:43stimulants. Okay, just about 40 cakes.
2:52:46That's not bad. Need 7 170 180. That
2:52:50being said, I still had a bit of farming
2:52:51to do. So, I jumped on Bunny and got to
2:52:57work. While collecting my vegetables on
2:53:00day 97, I noticed I forgot to replace
2:53:02the foundations in my hatchery from when
2:53:04I was leveling up my the fairies. But
2:53:05once I actually grabbed a couple and
2:53:07tried to place them down, I got hit with
2:53:08this message. What? How is this a supply
2:53:11drop location? Dude, I've literally been
2:53:13building here. But anyways, I continued
2:53:15grinding out for stimulant for a bit
2:53:16before flying back out to the redwoods
2:53:18for more
2:53:21honey. I also made a trip back home to
2:53:24cook up an extra 16 cakes before
2:53:26returning back to grab saff for my taps.
2:53:28Now, by the end of the day, I was up to
2:53:2971 cakes. 70 cakes so far. So, I'm about
2:53:33almost at halfway done. Day 98 was
2:53:35basically a carbon copy of day 97. I
2:53:37farmed all the necessary ingredients for
2:53:39cakes, putting me up to 158 in total. On
2:53:42day 99, I found myself back in the
2:53:44redwoods, stealing honey once again so I
2:53:46could cook up the last few veggie cakes.
2:53:48I grabbed like three hives before coming
2:53:50back as I didn't need a ton of honey
2:53:52anymore. Back at base, I made 15 more
2:53:53cakes and I basically had enough for the
2:53:55fight. That's 17. 17 dairy cakes should
2:53:59be enough. Finally, I stored all the
2:54:01honey away and then threw out Teddy so
2:54:03we could finally rest. Now, there's
2:54:05still more artifacts I need to get
2:54:06before I can actually go and take on the
2:54:08dragon. And one of those is the artifact
2:54:10of the strong hidden deep inside the
2:54:12hard ice cave. The artifact isn't the
2:54:13only thing I need from the cave though,
2:54:15as the saddle blueprints actually have a
2:54:17very small percent chance of spawning
2:54:18inside the cave drops there. I also did
2:54:20a little bit of research and apparently
2:54:22eating rare flowers can actually prevent
2:54:24me getting dismounted by a Povia, so I
2:54:26kept a stack on them. Honestly, I'm not
2:54:28sure if this is true, but you know,
2:54:29we'll try it out. That being said, I
2:54:30cried up a couple of my bossies and then
2:54:32headed out to the cave. I flew right
2:54:34inside and landed just behind the
2:54:36entrance. Now, after putting on my fur,
2:54:38I pulled out my trusty boomstick and ran
2:54:39deeper inside to the cave where I was
2:54:41soon met with a bit of resistance.
2:54:44Ran in farther than I thought I was.
2:54:46Rain, they can't get through here. With
2:54:47those now taken care of, I popped out
2:54:49both of my theories, and I began
2:54:50clearing up the path
2:54:53ahead. I also ate one of the rare
2:54:55flowers, which resulted in literally
2:54:56everything aggroing to me. But it did
2:54:58help with the plovas. H maybe the povia
2:55:01just or the rare flowers just get the
2:55:03povia out of the ground. That makes
2:55:04sense. That was the idea at least. But
2:55:06when I actually came up to a Plovia and
2:55:08ate another flower, it didn't really
2:55:10mind. So, I just went up to it on foot.
2:55:12Oh my god. Anyhow, I continued making my
2:55:14way through the cave with the theories,
2:55:15or at least one of them. What is Where's
2:55:17he going? Going deeper into the cave. I
2:55:19came up on quite the army of wolves. Oh
2:55:21my god. I a them all over with my
2:55:23shotgun and then got the swinging. Once
2:55:25they were all cleared out, I slowly came
2:55:27closer as I saw a Povia up ahead.
2:55:29However, it seemed to not really care
2:55:31about me. You spilled Prolovia. And it
2:55:34wasn't just the Poviaas, apparently. Why
2:55:36is everything peaceful? Not sure what's
2:55:37going on with all the cave creatures,
2:55:39but I carried on deeper into the cave,
2:55:41mostly without fighting. I did get
2:55:42jumped by a bear, but after I killed
2:55:44that, I may have been dismounted
2:55:45briefly, alerting all the wolves as
2:55:47well.
2:55:51Oh. Oh, it's day 100. Still got a whole
2:55:54lot of work to do, though. Anyhow, I
2:55:56made it into the artifact room, so I
2:55:57clapped the last few locals and then ran
2:55:59up to grab it. Now, with that secured, I
2:56:01crowded up one of my the fairies, so I
2:56:02could start heading out. However, I'm
2:56:04still yet to find a single red drop, and
2:56:06those are the only drops in this whole
2:56:07cave that even have a small chance to
2:56:09actually spawn a good fair the fairy
2:56:10saddle blueprint. Getting the artifact
2:56:12wasn't nearly as bad as it thought it'd
2:56:14be. I came across a yellow drop inside,
2:56:16which I found a really strong flag
2:56:17leggings blueprint. And I also opened
2:56:19the yellow drop that was close to the
2:56:20entrance, but it was pretty much
2:56:22useless. So, I then exited the cave and
2:56:23flew back home. Now, back at the crib, I
2:56:25threw my theories out and displayed the
2:56:27final artifact on the pedestal. I also
2:56:29found this ascended treasure map
2:56:30somewhere in the cave. So, I grabbed my
2:56:32shovel and then headed out to dig it up.
2:56:34And since I couldn't get a theory saddle
2:56:36from the ice cave, I waited around for a
2:56:38while for the drops to respawn as good
2:56:39saddles were basically the last thing
2:56:41I'm missing for this dragon fight. On
2:56:42day 101, I grabbed my theories again and
2:56:45flew out to the cave for round two. This
2:56:46time around, a red drop actually spawned
2:56:48right at the beginning of the cave. And
2:56:50by some absolute miracle, it contained
2:56:52exactly what I was looking for. Oh my
2:56:54god.
2:56:55[Music]
2:56:59Oh, that is expensive. Oh my god. Oh,
2:57:04but if I craft this or craft these for
2:57:06my army, there's literally no way that I
2:57:08lose. Oh my god. That's so That's Dude,
2:57:10that's one of these saddles costs a
2:57:13whole metal run. Oh my god. I I I can't
2:57:16I can't not take this though. Actual
2:57:19insanity. Well, looks like the amount of
2:57:21farming ahead of me just quadrupled, but
2:57:22at least I had the final missing piece
2:57:24of the puzzle. So, that being said, I
2:57:26returned back home to see what I could
2:57:27start working on first. All right, dude.
2:57:29I guess the plan is farm as much metal
2:57:32as physically possible, then farm the
2:57:34wood, the high. Okay, hold up. I got to
2:57:36do the math. Can I craft one of these in
2:57:39a smithy first of all? Surely. After
2:57:42doing the math, I came to the conclusion
2:57:43that the smithy was just about one to
2:57:45three slots too short to store all the
2:57:47necessary resources. So, I would have to
2:57:49make a replicator in order to even craft
2:57:51these saddles. Holy grind, bro. and the
2:57:54replicator alone would set me back a
2:57:55whole 5,000 metal ingots. So, I
2:57:57definitely had to start off with that.
2:57:59So, I flew out to one of the mountains
2:58:00on day 102. And the massive metal run
2:58:09commenced. Metal run number one out of
2:58:11like 3 million,000. So, this is enough
2:58:14for a replicator, but then, you know, I
2:58:15need a trillion saddles. So, after
2:58:17filling up the forge, it was right back
2:58:19to farming. Metal run number two on day
2:58:21103 yielded 14,000 metal, which was
2:58:24nearly enough to cap the forge. All
2:58:25right, that's enough metal for a little
2:58:27while. I'm going insane, but I've done
2:58:29like 10%, maybe five of what I need to
2:58:32do. And metal was just part one. I still
2:58:34need a ton of crystal and polymer on top
2:58:36of that. So, back to the volcano it
2:58:39is. Back at base on day 104, I
2:58:42transferred all the resources into the
2:58:44fabricator to see what else I had to
2:58:45farm. All right, I just need paste and
2:58:47then a few more pearls and then we have
2:58:49a replicator. To get the paste, I of
2:58:51course picked up Kermit and paid a visit
2:58:52to our local swamp
2:58:55cave. Once I returned back home, I
2:58:57grabbed my second fabricator and I
2:58:59started converting the paste into
2:59:00polymer in there. That's going to take a
2:59:02while to craft. How's How's my metal
2:59:04doing? Sweet. Okay, let's make a storage
2:59:06box and I'm going to go place my stuff
2:59:09over there next to the obelisk.
2:59:12On day 105, I finished transporting all
2:59:15the resources to the green obelisk and
2:59:16crafted the almighty replicator. Sweet.
2:59:19Now, back at base, I had to make a
2:59:21little bit of an expansion to actually
2:59:22place the replicator down. So, I grabbed
2:59:24my dodo to farm a little bit of stone
2:59:26for
2:59:27that. But once I tried to actually
2:59:29expand, I was hit with this message once
2:59:31again. Brother, this is So, I exited
2:59:33back to the lobby where I then disabled
2:59:35PvE mode. Now, after logging back in, I
2:59:37could place the foundations down. So,
2:59:38that seemed to have resolved the issue.
2:59:40Let's start piling resources into this
2:59:42and see how this is going to
2:59:46go. All right, I'm going to do a metal
2:59:48run, fiber, wood, you know, it insane
2:59:51farm. Insane farm for like the next 10
2:59:53days. That being said, the big theory
2:59:54saddle farming montage could finally
2:59:57begin.
3:00:03[Music]
3:00:12All right, man. Massive hide farm on its
3:00:19[Music]
3:00:28[Music]
3:00:35way. All right, dude. I've just spent an
3:00:38absurd amount of time farming to stay.
3:00:40116. Got pretty much all the metal I
3:00:43need. Um there's still some smelting in
3:00:45the forge. We got I think enough I think
3:00:48enough hide for the saddles. This was
3:00:50insane. Like 5 6 hours of hide farming.
3:00:53Uh here's the metal still smelting. And
3:00:55then I've got fiber in this guy cuz I
3:00:58was running out of space. I'm going to
3:00:59need to farm more wood. Like surely a
3:01:01few theories are good without the
3:01:03saddles, but I'm going to craft as many
3:01:05as I can. Man, before I could do that
3:01:06though, I stocked up on even more fiber
3:01:08and wood just to be safe. All right,
3:01:10man. Let's Let's eat these mind wipes
3:01:12been
3:01:15cooking. Oh my. What were those rolls?
3:01:18Oh my god. 15. Three in a row. I ran out
3:01:21of wood when I had 15 saddles crafted,
3:01:23so I hopped on the back of the the to
3:01:25quickly gather some and finish crafting
3:01:27the
3:01:29rest. On day 117, I finished crafting
3:01:32the final saddle. And looking at all of
3:01:34them, I think I got pretty lucky with my
3:01:35rolls. Okay, I have the saddles. There's
3:01:38tributes and I still need to tame a
3:01:40beauty. Anyhow, I reset my stats back to
3:01:42normal and then grab the saddles and
3:01:43equip them on all of my theories. As for
3:01:45the tributes, I still needed a couple of
3:01:47two so tentacles, four basel, and all
3:01:49the Rex arms and one allow brain. So, I
3:01:51grabbed the Rex and I headed out to get
3:01:53the land tributes first. I was going a
3:01:55bit insane, though, as I swear I had
3:01:57already farmed the Rex arms, but I
3:01:59couldn't find them anywhere. I can't
3:02:01find anything. I swear I farmed I swear
3:02:03I farmed Rex arms. So I went through all
3:02:05my stuff back at base, but I didn't find
3:02:07anything. I swear I farmed Rex arms. I'm
3:02:10not crazy from the fact that the
3:02:12defendant crazy.
3:02:16With no Rex arms appearing anywhere in
3:02:18my possession. I was forced to go back
3:02:20out to hunt Rexes on day
3:02:22118. But I did also get the last alo
3:02:24brain I needed from the small pack stuck
3:02:26on the volcano. It's all the alibrains I
3:02:28need. Now, back to
3:02:32Rex's. Finally, on day 119, I got all
3:02:35the Rex arms. And honestly, I was
3:02:37surprised how difficult it was to
3:02:39actually find these things. All right,
3:02:40now I just need to get underwater
3:02:41tributes. So, after flying back home, I
3:02:43opened up one of my vaults to see a
3:02:45pleasant surprise waiting for me. Oh my
3:02:47god, they're not I farmed Rex arms.
3:02:51They're not called Rex arms. They're
3:02:53called Tyrannosaurus arms. I just went
3:02:55through that pain for no reason. I now
3:02:58have 38 Tyrannosaurus arms. What a punch
3:03:03in the nuts. Well, on the bright side, I
3:03:05at least confirmed the fact that I
3:03:06wasn't delusional. I knew I wasn't
3:03:08tweaking. Anyhow, I repaired my two
3:03:10scuba tanks and then headed back out to
3:03:12the
3:03:13ocean. All right, now I just need
3:03:18one. Now, I pretty much had all the
3:03:20tributes except one that I actually
3:03:22forgot about, and that is the one inside
3:03:24the hard underwater cave. But before
3:03:26going out to retrieve that, I actually
3:03:28wanted to get my hands on a new UI,
3:03:29though. So, after making a stop back at
3:03:31base, I realized that I forgot something
3:03:32else as well. Oh my god, I cried the
3:03:35Rex. I didn't pick up the bag. A rookie
3:03:37mistake that cost me a flight back
3:03:39across the map again. And better yet, I
3:03:41couldn't even find the bag anywhere. All
3:03:42right, I just looked back at the footage
3:03:45and it looks like the bag must down.
3:03:50There's basically a 0% chance that I
3:03:52find this thing, man. Yeah. So, long
3:03:54story short, the bag entered Narnia and
3:03:56was nowhere to be found. So, I'm going
3:03:58to have to look for a new Tuso. But
3:03:59thankfully though, I did come across
3:04:01another tuso in record time, and it was
3:04:03only a level
3:04:0510. Now, with the tentacles in my
3:04:07inventory this time, I returned back
3:04:09home to grab a taming trap for a Yudi.
3:04:11On day 121, I found this perfect piece
3:04:13of furry chicken, which also ended up
3:04:15lagging my game out. Oh. Oh. Oh. Uh, oh
3:04:19my god, the Yudi is too powerful, dude.
3:04:22Holy. So, after a quick restart, I flew
3:04:24down to construct a trap and then get
3:04:25the Yudi inside. Come here, boy.
3:04:28Oh. Oh, that hurt.
3:04:34Sweet. With the Yudi now unconscious, I
3:04:36grabbed some prime meat off of its dead
3:04:38carno friends and then fed it. And
3:04:40seeing how slowly the Yudi was actually
3:04:41taming, I had to go get more. Though, if
3:04:43I kill it in one pump, will it get mad?
3:04:46Yes. Might as well take the whole
3:04:48family. Oh god, that's terrible. Now,
3:04:51when the UI woke up, I named it Boss
3:04:53Killer, and I made my way back home to
3:04:55saddle it up and get a few levels for it
3:04:57as well. On day 122, I did a little meat
3:04:59run around the base so I could feed my
3:05:01Yudi and let it heal while I was gone.
3:05:03All right, man. So, while this heals, we
3:05:04got to get the last artifact. And I
3:05:06think I've got a plan for it. Basically,
3:05:09I'm going to try and go in on an ichthy,
3:05:11get to the artifact chamber, throw out
3:05:13this Rex, kill everything, and then
3:05:16hopefully use the same Ichthy to get
3:05:17out. But just in case, I'm going to tame
3:05:20another one. That being said, I prepared
3:05:21some scuba and returned back to the
3:05:23ocean to get the second Ixie
3:05:25tamed. I didn't know how to be instant
3:05:28taming like that. Might as well tame a
3:05:29few then,
3:05:30dude. With plenty of dolphins now to
3:05:33spare, I felt pretty good about my
3:05:34escape plan, and I just had to get them
3:05:36all saddled up
3:05:37[Music]
3:05:39now. Think I'm ready to try and do this.
3:05:46What? What I was saying though is I
3:05:48think I'm ready to go and try and get
3:05:50this artifact. I stored most of my stuff
3:05:52away to keep it safe in case things went
3:05:53south. And I also decided to swim over
3:05:55there on one of the ichthies. Now,
3:05:57finding the entrance to the cave was
3:05:58pretty simple, so I headed right in. I
3:06:00swam right through without issues. And I
3:06:02found myself in the artifact room. I
3:06:04then carefully peaked around the edge to
3:06:05see it, but then one of the megalodons
3:06:07spotted me, so I had to act quickly. I
3:06:09swam back and forth a couple of times to
3:06:11kite everything away and then went for
3:06:12the artifact. And after snagging it, I
3:06:14bolted right out of there the same way I
3:06:16came in and never to come back ever
3:06:18again. Back at base on day 123, I
3:06:20displayed the artifact and grabbed my
3:06:21kit as it was time to finally start
3:06:23preparing for the fight. All right,
3:06:24dude. I think it's time to transfer my
3:06:27army to the red obelisk. I crowded up
3:06:31most of my the fairies and then flew
3:06:32over to the red obelisk to throw them
3:06:34all out on the platform. I then also
3:06:35line them up in a semicircle before
3:06:37coming back to cryo the rest and force
3:06:39feed my Yudi up to full health. With the
3:06:41Yudi looking healthy on day 124, I cryed
3:06:43as well and then grabbed all the cakes.
3:06:46Don't eat those cakes, little bro. I
3:06:48also grabbed a couple of medical brews,
3:06:49a couple of soups, shotgun ammo, and of
3:06:51course, the tributes. I then made my way
3:06:53to the red obelis to throw the rest of
3:06:55my dinos out. I was also told that the
3:06:57dragon could set me on fire while I was
3:06:58mounted, so I made sure to bring as many
3:07:00medical brews as I could and some extra
3:07:02armor. I then proceeded to farm up just
3:07:04a few extra medical brews just to have
3:07:06more than 200 on hand. All right, man.
3:07:08Let's do this. Now, back at the red
3:07:09obelisk, I grabbed one of my theories
3:07:11for a quick little experiment. I got a
3:07:13truck to hit me a few times to see if
3:07:14the theories ate the veggie cakes
3:07:16automatically after taking damage. I
3:07:18don't really know why they're not eating
3:07:19it, but maybe when they just lose enough
3:07:21health, they'll eat it. Surely, surely
3:07:23that's how it works. Anyhow, I
3:07:25distributed the cakes into the theories
3:07:27and then loaded up the terminal with
3:07:28tributes, and it was time to take down
3:07:30this dragon. Let's do this. After
3:07:32teleporting into the arena, I whistled
3:07:34all my theories to follow me and then
3:07:36got the dragon's attention. I did eat a
3:07:38couple of fireballs straight away
3:07:39because I was stuck in my theories, but
3:07:41the dragon soon landed. So, I sent my
3:07:42army in to piece it
3:07:44[Music]
3:07:48up. I don't think it's doing much damage
3:07:51to them. No, it's not. We're not doing
3:07:53that much damage to it. Shoot. Don't
3:07:55poop, dude. Oh my god. I hate when dinos
3:07:57do that. I whistload all the theories
3:07:59back to me so they wouldn't fight the
3:08:00dragon in the lava. And they were doing
3:08:02actually pretty good on health so far,
3:08:03but my Yudi ate quite a bit of damage.
3:08:06Oh, dude, this thing's going to die.
3:08:08With the Yudi on a fraction of its
3:08:09health, I had to be super careful not to
3:08:11get hit anymore. But then the dragon
3:08:13started flying and shooting fireballs
3:08:14once again, so that made that even
3:08:19harder. I had to finish the dragon
3:08:21without a buff now. And to make matters
3:08:23even worse, one of my boss Theories gave
3:08:25in. Ooh, how did that guy die? We
3:08:27weren't damaging the dragon too fast due
3:08:29to a lot of theories not even being able
3:08:30to hit it. But at least they were
3:08:32surviving pretty strongly. The saddles
3:08:33were definitely worth the grind.
3:08:42We're almost out of cakes. We might be
3:08:43able to kill it here. We're just not
3:08:45putting out crazy damage. But then out
3:08:47of nowhere, my theory started folding
3:08:49left and right. There's There one goes.
3:08:52Oh, two. Three. Oh, come on. Kill it.
3:08:54Kill it. Yes. Yes. Got it. I honestly
3:08:57have no idea how those theories died as
3:08:59when I looked at the rest of the other
3:09:00theories, they were basically at full
3:09:02health. Well, it sucks that Yudi died,
3:09:04but whatever, man. We beat it. So, that
3:09:06leaves me with the final boss on this
3:09:08map, being the alpha overseer. Anyhow,
3:09:10after teleporting back, I cried out as
3:09:12many theories as I had cryopods for and
3:09:14flew back home to line them up again so
3:09:15they could
3:09:16[Music]
3:09:19heal. I then also displayed the dragon's
3:09:21head on top of the workshop and then
3:09:23placed his flag down. Wait, drifted out.
3:09:25All right, man. Two things left to do in
3:09:28this video. One, complete this wall.
3:09:30Two, kill the alpha overseer. and ascend
3:09:33to scorched earth. Yeah, I think the
3:09:35wall upgrades are well overdue. So, I
3:09:37think first let's let's knock out this
3:09:39wall, man. It's this is just sad. Sad
3:09:41I'm letting it get to this point. So, I
3:09:43got right back to work on getting all
3:09:44the basic resources to craft the large
3:09:51walls. All right, man. Well, the wall is
3:09:55it's it's almost finished. I can't bring
3:09:57myself to spend any more time on this.
3:09:59Ah, I think I got a little too ambitious
3:10:01with how I wanted to make the design.
3:10:03Anyways, let's let's start preparing for
3:10:04the overseer, dude. Not much to it.
3:10:06Raise more theories. Make more veggie
3:10:08cakes. The theories worked really well
3:10:10in the dragon fight thanks to their
3:10:11overpowered saddled. So, I also be
3:10:13bringing them to the overseer arena, but
3:10:15I did have to raise a few new ones,
3:10:17replace the casualties, and cook up a
3:10:18new batch of veggie cakes. So, I got
3:10:20back to work on
3:10:22that. One thing I'd also need for the
3:10:25overseer was a tech suit. So, I loaded
3:10:27up the replicator with the resources and
3:10:29I went out to farm more crystal and
3:10:30obsidian. I was mainly missing polymers.
3:10:33So, once I returned, I fired up the
3:10:34replicator and then began mass crafting
3:10:36that. On day 127, I returned back to the
3:10:39ocean in search of black pearls in the
3:10:41form of oversized squids. Of course, I
3:10:43did also find an alpha mosa though,
3:10:44which works perfectly fine. It just took
3:10:46a solid minute of biting to take down,
3:10:48but it did give me more
3:10:51pearls. And on day 128, I came across
3:10:54this level five alpha tuso. I still also
3:10:56needed its eye for the alpha overseer.
3:10:58So this was the perfect opportunity to
3:11:00acquire it. Two birds, one
3:11:02stone. And for some reason, it also
3:11:05reset the Rex's oxygen every time it
3:11:07picked it up, making the whole fight
3:11:08that much easier. Got it. Now, with the
3:11:11ice secured and plenty of pearls on
3:11:12hand, I could return back to base.
3:11:14Before making the tech suit, though, I
3:11:16sacrificed a few Rexes to level up my
3:11:18new theories. All right, those bad boys
3:11:20leveled up. Let's go get some obsidian
3:11:22and cementing base.
3:11:24And after making it back to base on day
3:11:27129, I finally made the suit. One of
3:11:29each, please, of your finest tech
3:11:32equipment. I grabbed some scuba and
3:11:34Kermit to go pay a visit to the swamp
3:11:36cave once again since I needed more
3:11:37paste. Holy paste farm. Every time I'm
3:11:41shocked about how much paste I get. Now,
3:11:42back at the crib, I queued up even more
3:11:44polymer and started looking at my
3:11:46freedom stick. It could also use some
3:11:47repairs before the final fight. Prepare
3:11:49this. Oh my god, that polymer. Anyhow, I
3:11:52then made a second set of tech armor and
3:11:54even more polymer to fix the shotgun
3:11:56with. I would also need to farm up a
3:11:58bunch more shells for the overseer. So,
3:12:00I started off by bringing a ton of
3:12:01gunpowder into the replicator and then
3:12:03making bullets. Day 130 started off with
3:12:05a quick metal run. I was currently
3:12:07sitting on about 1,000 shotgun shells,
3:12:09but I still needed more just in case.
3:12:11Honestly, man, I don't know if I'm going
3:12:12to rearm veggie cakes. I just don't know
3:12:15if I can bring myself to do that because
3:12:17I think these stairs will do some decent
3:12:18damage and then if I have like 2,000
3:12:20shotgun bullets, I can easily hopefully
3:12:23easily kill the alpha overseer. So that
3:12:25was the plan for now. Form up another
3:12:26thousand shotgun shells for the overseer
3:12:28and just pray it would be
3:12:32enough. On day 131, I had to go back out
3:12:35to the ocean once again as there was
3:12:37still one more alpha tribute left for me
3:12:39to get, and that would be the alpha lead
3:12:40blubber. And finding one was actually
3:12:42surprisingly easy since they're the size
3:12:44of your mom. Oh, that was easy. Okay,
3:12:47even though it was super enormous, it
3:12:49died relatively quickly. So, I grabbed a
3:12:51blubber and then returned back home. All
3:12:53right, dude. Um, all the tributes, it's
3:12:56really just bullets, man. Um, med brus.
3:12:59Going to need a bunch of those cantens.
3:13:02So, until the end of day 132, I did just
3:13:04that. I made shotgun shells and farm
3:13:06more medical brews on repeat. On day
3:13:09133, I returned back out with my taming
3:13:11trap to the snow to get me another
3:13:13Uranus. I can't keep these things alive.
3:13:15Dude, this is
3:13:18crazy. The Yudi tamed on day 134, so I
3:13:22brought it back home to get it saddled
3:13:23and leveled. I then also did a meat run
3:13:25around the base for food to heal it.
3:13:27Wait. Okay, that's finally good to go.
3:13:29That took a while. My theory is also
3:13:32healed up by now, so I cryed those as
3:13:34well. On day 135, I fired up a few extra
3:13:37medical brews and I started packing as
3:13:39it was time to go out to the volcano and
3:13:41get ready for the final battle. I
3:13:42grabbed the alpha boss heads, the
3:13:44tributes, and I said my goodbyes to my
3:13:46sweet home. Take one last good look at
3:13:47the base. It looks a little worse for
3:13:49wear. That wall looks kind of bad, but I
3:13:52don't care, man. Day 135. 35 days over.
3:13:56Whatever. I'm going to kill the alpha
3:13:58over here. I flew up to the volcano and
3:14:00I started throwing out my tames. So,
3:14:01I've done stuff like this before. You
3:14:03just have each theory follow the one in
3:14:06front of it and it makes it a lot easier
3:14:09navigating them through the actual lava
3:14:12cave, pet cave, whatever you want to
3:14:13call it. It should walk in a pretty good
3:14:16line
3:14:19here. Should
3:14:23What is that guy doing? All right, man.
3:14:25They're lined up about as best as they
3:14:26can be. Um, I think it's time to get in
3:14:29there, dude. Let's do this. That being
3:14:31said, I walked through the front door.
3:14:33the the conga line, ate a bunch of
3:14:35soups, and I loaded up the terminal. All
3:14:36right, man. Let's do this. As the tech
3:14:38gate opened, I hopped on the first
3:14:40tickle chicken, and I began to descent
3:14:42into hell. With my first two theories up
3:14:44front, I brought the rest of the gang
3:14:45inside. All right, Meatball, it's been
3:14:47real, dude. You've definitely carried
3:14:48this 100 days. You're under the mesh.
3:14:50Okay, you except Meatball was not the
3:14:53only thing under the mesh. Oh my god,
3:14:56they despawned. They despawned. I love
3:14:58this game so much. Okay. Well, I just
3:15:02lost half my army, but we're going to
3:15:03play the cards I've dealt. Except I am
3:15:05going to spawn bullets in shotgun
3:15:07bullets. It's just like, you know,
3:15:09that's I got did I got done so dirty by
3:15:12that. Can't believe I didn't think about
3:15:13that. But that's not really my fault.
3:15:15More of an arc issue. So, I pulled out
3:15:16my magic top hat and I pulled a bunch of
3:15:18shotgun shells out of thin air. All
3:15:20right, there we go. Pretty much same
3:15:22amount of bullets. Oh, I have a time
3:15:23limit. Uh, that's new. Usually in single
3:15:26player, you don't have a time limit.
3:15:27Okay, well, I did not know that. We got
3:15:29to be quick. The devastating majority of
3:15:31my army may have gotten sent to the back
3:15:33rooms, but so did a lot of the
3:15:34inhabitants of the tech gave, so it was
3:15:36a pretty peaceful walkthrough until it
3:15:40wasn't. Once I got to the end, I shot
3:15:42the giga waiting for us there, sending
3:15:44it straight into the lava. The improved
3:15:46AI and pathfinding update clearly missed
3:15:48this guy. Now, the rest of the dinos in
3:15:50the cave were pretty chill, to be
3:15:51honest. I mean, they kind of just let me
3:15:53walk right by, but unfortunately, I
3:15:55didn't have much of an army left to
3:15:56actually navigate around them. Uh, three
3:15:59the fairies and a rex and beauty. Nice.
3:16:01Anyways, I walked up to the platform and
3:16:03I started teleporting into the final
3:16:04arena. Good thing I have two sets of
3:16:06tech. I think I'm literally just going
3:16:07to have to whistle aggressive, get in my
3:16:09tech suit, and just start blasting it.
3:16:11My shotgun just deals too much
3:16:14damage. I would check out this hall if I
3:16:17didn't have a timer. I've never seen
3:16:18this on ascended. Since I was on a tight
3:16:20schedule, I walked right on through this
3:16:22whole place and straight into the
3:16:23overseer's domain. Here we go. I chugged
3:16:25all the soups once again, put on my
3:16:27tech, and then rushed into battle. I
3:16:28whistled attack on the overseer, and
3:16:30then started blasting. Oh my god. Hold
3:16:33up. This shotgun's lowkey cooking
3:16:42it. I also had to make sure to keep
3:16:44destroying these drones as they could
3:16:46actually damage me and my tech suit.
3:16:47Soon, the overseer transformed into the
3:16:49monkey, and it actually almost ended my
3:16:51entire career by hitting me with this
3:16:53insane snipe on me. Oh my god. I was
3:16:56left with just a fraction of my health,
3:16:57so I quickly landed far away to chug
3:16:59meds. And thankfully, my dinos were
3:17:01keeping it occupied while I tried to
3:17:02heal. But the extreme cold in the arena
3:17:04made it nearly impossible. Got an idea.
3:17:06I just need this to die. Once it was
3:17:08back to its default form, though, I
3:17:09hopped on the back of one of my theories
3:17:11and quickly swapped back to my fur armor
3:17:13and started healing that way. I had to
3:17:15avoid the beams to not get dismounted,
3:17:17but I did manage to slowly get back up
3:17:19to health. Dude, I did not know the
3:17:20monkey could throw a rock vertical,
3:17:22hence why I cheered when I realized I
3:17:24got him. The next phase of the overseer
3:17:26was the dragon, and my teams by now were
3:17:27getting absolutely cooked, and that
3:17:29included the theory that I was running
3:17:30around on. Now, it was all or nothing.
3:17:33Just me and a tech suit against the
3:17:35alpha
3:17:38overseer. It's not over. Yo, I'm wearing
3:17:42it. There goes the last theory. It's
3:17:43only me. Looking at my tech, it was a
3:17:45bit roughed up, so I'd have to make sure
3:17:47to take down all the drones while
3:17:48blasting the dragon as well. The dragon
3:17:50took an unholy amount of shotgun shells
3:17:52to die, but it did eventually transform
3:17:54back into the default overseer, but then
3:17:56it turned into the spider as well, but
3:17:58that died relatively quickly, though.
3:18:00Now, while I was transforming, I flew
3:18:02across to the other side of the arena to
3:18:04swap out my tech suit for the fresh set,
3:18:06as it was basically on life support.
3:18:07Now, the overseer was also down to half
3:18:09health, so I kept up the pressure. And
3:18:11whenever it started spotting more
3:18:12things, I'd use that as a window of
3:18:14opportunity to heal and then take out
3:18:15the
3:18:17[Music]
3:18:20drones. And after a while, it
3:18:22transformed back into the dragon again,
3:18:24which is the worst of the three. So, a
3:18:26long session of blasting commenced. See,
3:18:28armor. Okay, I literally just have to
3:18:30focus it. I can't even go for the
3:18:31drones. I now only had 2 minutes left on
3:18:33the clock. The odds were stacked heavily
3:18:35against me, but I did not give up. But
3:18:37then this happened. Is it transforming?
3:18:39Oh well. Five transformations. That's
3:18:42how it ends. That's how it ends. Five
3:18:45transformations. I don't even Dude, my
3:18:47whole army falls under the map. It's not
3:18:49like I can just respawn that in. If I
3:18:52five more minutes, I could kill this
3:18:54thing. My heart rate was raising by the
3:18:55second as I watched the seconds on the
3:18:57clock tick away and the boss was still
3:18:59in broodmother mode. And then it hit
3:19:01zero. Oh my god. No. Hold up. Why
3:19:04haven't I died? Why haven't I died? The
3:19:06timer didn't work. This is salvageable.
3:19:07With my hope restored, I got rid of the
3:19:09drones and continued pelting the boss
3:19:11till it turned back to the overseer. I
3:19:12popped another free curry and I was
3:19:14about to go shoot the overseer again,
3:19:15but then it transformed right in front
3:19:17of me. Oh my god. Oh, but it has less
3:19:21health. This is insane. Six
3:19:24transformations. This time I made sure
3:19:26not to get hit by another rock and soon
3:19:28it was back to
3:19:31normal. I hear the dragon. Oh my god.
3:19:34Seven transformations, guys. Seven. Your
3:19:37ability is fine. I can do this all day.
3:19:38I can do this all day. Your timer was
3:19:40just a facade, dude. It wasn't
3:19:45real. And that was not the last
3:19:47transformation either. After I got rid
3:19:48of that, it turned back into the monkey
3:19:50yet again. Not give me a nine. The over
3:19:53now is on its last legs, and it started
3:19:55spawning in more enemies as a last ditch
3:19:57effort of getting rid of me. But it was
3:19:59far too late as I Granty am inevitable.
3:20:02Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh my god. Oh my god.
3:20:07Dude, did it, bro.
3:20:20[Music]
3:20:44All of the island's bosses now defeated
3:20:46on alpha difficulty. Through all the
3:20:48challenges, the broken game glitches,
3:20:50and other shenanigans, I did it. I beat
3:20:52the island from the beach to the top.
3:20:54Scorched Earth, I'm coming for you next.

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