I Read Your School Confessions, YALL ARE MONSTERS. — Transcript

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1. 0:00YouTube, welcome back to Confessions of
2. 0:03Sky Crew. We're going to go through 50
3. 0:04today and yeah, let's go ahead and get
4. 0:06to it. Okay, first up, my teacher just
5. 0:08announced he's dating a former student.
6. 0:10She's 18 now, which is wild because when
7. 0:13she was still at school, she got extra
8. 0:15math lessons from him at his house. I
9. 0:17just feel like it's an epidemic of
10. 0:18teachers trying to talk to their
11. 0:20students or trying to get in
12. 0:21relationships with their students. That
13. 0:22[ __ ] would be weird as [ __ ] to me. I
14. 0:24ain't going to lie.
15. 0:25>> Freshman year of college, my roommate
16. 0:27was random. Wanting to be optimistic, I
17. 0:29tried to make friends with him the first
18. 0:31week I got to campus. The guy spoke a
19. 0:34total of four words to me the entire
20. 0:36four months I was living there. Anytime
21. 0:38he wasn't in class, he was playing Fall
22. 0:41Guys in the dorm. He slept in khaki
23. 0:43shorts, jeans, swimsuits, and smelled
24. 0:46terrible.
25. 0:47>> Damn.
26. 0:47>> Whenever he would show up back to the
27. 0:49dorm, the energy would just completely
28. 0:51shift and I would have to leave to go to
29. 0:53other friends' dorms to hang out. One
30. 0:55night I'm in bed and he [ __ ] his pants.
31. 0:58>> That's nasty.
32. 0:59>> After going to the bathroom to address
33. 1:00the situation, he came back out wearing
34. 1:03the same shorts with nothing changed.
35. 1:05>> What the hell?
36. 1:06>> This man [screaming] slept in his own
37. 1:08[ __ ] the entire night and didn't say
38. 1:10anything. After the night of the room
39. 1:12smelling so god awful, I decided that I
40. 1:15would do the second semester of my
41. 1:17freshman year online at home.
42. 1:19>> Oh, this roommate was so terrible. He
43. 1:20was doing all kinds of horrible [ __ ]
44. 1:22But anything beats living with a dude
45. 1:24like that.
46. 1:25>> That's yo, that might be the worst [ __ ]
47. 1:29Horrible ass roommate. Can you imagine a
48. 1:31roommate so bad that it made you leave
49. 1:33your college? [music] It made you go
50. 1:34back home and you got a shitty ass
51. 1:36situation. Okay, low-key my school might
52. 1:38be boring as [ __ ] but my primary school
53. 1:41wasn't crazy though, not going to lie.
54. 1:42There was a video of the popular kids
55. 1:45getting head smoking, but these kids
56. 1:47don't even get in trouble. And also one
57. 1:49day a perfect a prefect from the school
58. 1:51was caught drunk with like five of her
59. 1:53friends. Also in near the end of the
60. 1:55year, the head was caught having sex in
61. 1:58the school bathroom with a girl and bro
62. 2:00had another girl who was his main girl.
63. 2:02Yo, you you yo yo yo, please type these
64. 2:05properly, use grammar, please, my [ __ ]
65. 2:07He found out and slapped the [ __ ] out of
66. 2:09him in front of everyone and yeah,
67. 2:10that's all clout. You're a great kind of
68. 2:12guy. Appreciate you, my dog, but please,
69. 2:13next time you do this, please, proofread
70. 2:16before you send this in. That was hard
71. 2:17to read. My ex made me sign a contract
72. 2:19to date her. What the [ __ ] What?
73. 2:21This wasn't a normal contract, either.
74. 2:23She asked for both of my parents'
75. 2:25addresses along with my past three
76. 2:27relationships and their info. Yo, is
77. 2:29this girl rich or something?
78. 2:31>> [screaming]
79. 2:31>> Making you sign a NDA terms and
80. 2:34agreements to contract is ridiculous,
81. 2:37gang. And also asked me which bone I'd
82. 2:39least like to be broken and where I'd
83. 2:41least like to be shot. I totally lied on
84. 2:43it, but her and her parents were
85. 2:44definitely weird and crazy and I would
86. 2:45never do that again. You You You You
87. 2:46went through this [ __ ]
88. 2:48>> [screaming]
89. 2:48>> Gang, chat yo, chat, how bad does a girl
90. 2:50have to be for you to have to for you to
91. 2:52sign a contract? That's some ricegum.
92. 2:54She not only has to be bad, but she has
93. 2:56to be rich as [ __ ] I'mma be honest cuz
94. 2:58there's no other way. Was the puss good?
95. 3:00It better be. Okay, I'm I'm done reading
96. 3:03these. Let's just start right here.
97. 3:04Let's have Adam read it.
98. 3:06>> I'mma [music] make this quick. I'm part
99. 3:07of this friend group that used to be
100. 3:08friends with another, let's call him
101. 3:10Anthony. At some point, he left during
102. 3:11the summer but still goes to the same
103. 3:13school. While in school, around 6 months
104. 3:14later, there is a rumor that another one
105. 3:16of my friends, let's call him Jake,
106. 3:17slept with another and got a STD. My
107. 3:18>> Damn.
108. 3:19>> He already has a girlfriend. And I can
109. 3:20guess who was suspected [music] to be
110. 3:22the spreader. There isn't enough proof
111. 3:23to back it up, but neither the spreader
112. 3:24nor the victim are on good terms and
113. 3:26know the rumor isn't true.
114. 3:27>> Yo, I ain't going to lie, STD rumors got
115. 3:29to be the worst rumors to get in high
116. 3:31school, bro. Knowing that you got a
117. 3:32dirty is ridiculous. I'd rather people
118. 3:35think I got a small meat.
119. 3:36>> There was a girl in my school, my whole
120. 3:37friend group was cool with. And through
121. 3:38seventh grade, she was the root [music]
122. 3:39in multiple dramas, making my girl BSF
123. 3:41at the time leave the friend group. Was
124. 3:42my girl
125. 3:43>> It be like this, bro. It's always that
126. 3:44one popular girl in middle school that
127. 3:47everybody knows that's kind of cool with
128. 3:49everybody. They be [ __ ] up
129. 3:50everything, [music] bro. She be talking
130. 3:51about everybody, bro.
131. 3:52>> Was my girl BSF a bad person? Throughout
132. 3:54some of these, yes. But, I still wanted
133. 3:55revenge. I knew she was easily to make
134. 3:57fall in love with him. So, I decided to
135. 3:58try and make her fall in love with him
136. 4:00and then break up with her when she got
137. 4:01attached. In June, we started talking
138. 4:03and I cuffed her in July. A few days
139. 4:04later, I broke up with her. She claimed
140. 4:05she never liked me, but in October, she
141. 4:07hinted at still missing me 4 months
142. 4:09after the relationship.
143. 4:10>> But, I'm a [ __ ] that he on a koji, bro.
144. 4:12>> Oh, revenge is never Yo, [ __ ] never that
145. 4:15deep, my dog.
146. 4:15>> Yo, I don't think I've ever tried to
147. 4:17enact revenge on somebody. I feel like
148. 4:19I'm the
149. 4:20>> type of person I let [ __ ] go fast, bro.
150. 4:21Like, unless like you really mess with
151. 4:23my character, I'm not really trying to
152. 4:25get revenge, bro.
153. 4:26I ain't going to lie.
154. 4:27>> Okay, so a lot of people are going to
155. 4:28call this fake. But, one time in fourth
156. 4:29grade, me and my best friend had a
157. 4:30really shitty homeroom teacher. I mean,
158. 4:32this [ __ ] would send us to the
159. 4:33principal for talking and call it
160. 4:34disrupting the class. She would target
161. 4:36me specifically, but that's a different
162. 4:37story. One time while we were in the
163. 4:39carpentry lab making a small toy boat,
164. 4:41the teacher's lounge was open right next
165. 4:42to us. Inside was a huge plate of
166. 4:44Hershey's Kisses. So, naturally, we took
167. 4:45them all. But, before we left, we saw
168. 4:47that there was a cup with our teacher's
169. 4:48name on it and we came up with a plan.
170. 4:49We grabbed the most vile, disgusting
171. 4:51things we could find. Took all this and
172. 4:52put in her flask, closed the lid, and
173. 4:53went back to class. About an hour later
174. 4:55during lunch, we found out she had been
175. 4:56taken to the hospital for food
176. 4:57poisoning. She didn't come back for a
177. 4:58while.
178. 4:59>> Damn, y'all some Yo, y'all some demons,
179. 5:01bro. It's never that deep, gang. I get
180. 5:03not liking a teacher, bro. You You nig-
181. 5:04Y'all got her sick as hell. Y'all could
182. 5:06have killed that woman, bro. You don't
183. 5:07know what she's allergic to.
184. 5:08>> Last year, I changed schools, so I
185. 5:10barely knew anyone from my new school.
186. 5:11And the class I joined was full of
187. 5:12people that had crushes on each other,
188. 5:13but no one told me. So, then I hear that
189. 5:15people want to jump me because I'm
190. 5:16talking to their crushes and they got
191. 5:17jealous. And they were glazing me saying
192. 5:19I am playing tiki-taka with the girls in
193. 5:21the class before they got jealous.
194. 5:22>> You know, I'mma be honest. If you're a
195. 5:23new kid at a small school or like a
196. 5:25private school and you're anything above
197. 5:27a five or a six, everybody in the whole
198. 5:30school's going to have a crush on you.
199. 5:31That's just how this [ __ ] works, bro.
200. 5:33I'mma be honest.
201. 5:34So, I remember I was new to school and
202. 5:37you know, you know, I'm a I'm a
203. 5:38beautiful young black man. So, [music]
204. 5:40you would think I was attractive and
205. 5:41[ __ ] Everybody had a crush So, like,
206. 5:42all the girls for like two weeks had a
207. 5:44crush on me. Literally, [music] only two
208. 5:45weeks. It was like two to three weeks.
209. 5:46And then all the guys got jobs with me.
210. 5:48It was weird.
211. 5:49>> I've told this story before. Y'all going
212. 5:50to say that [ __ ] never happened. I've
213. 5:52told this story before.
214. 5:53>> But I might have to tell it again. Yo,
215. 5:54that would be a perfect story to tell on
216. 5:56the new channel. But here's the thing, I
217. 5:57know a lot of people from that story. I
218. 5:58still talk to a lot of people from that
219. 6:00story cuz it's a story involved. I might
220. 6:01need to wait one more year before I tell
221. 6:03it. But it's a crazy story. I ain't
222. 6:04>> But that [ __ ] dead ass be happening
223. 6:05though. Y'all going to say it's cap.
224. 6:07That [ __ ] dead dead ass be happening.
225. 6:08>> Started a fire in a bathroom in in where
226. 6:10it got too big for me to put out so I
227. 6:12had to get water from the toilet. It was
228. 6:14not fun but I'm just glad I didn't get
229. 6:15burned or anything.
230. 6:16>> How do you start a fire in a bathroom?
231. 6:17What the [ __ ] were you doing?
232. 6:18>> This story happened when I was in sixth
233. 6:19grade but I had a boyfriend who was a
234. 6:21grade above me and oh my god, he was so
235. 6:23fine. One day after school he asked me
236. 6:26for he asked for me to visit his house
237. 6:28as his mom as his mom worked late and no
238. 6:31one was at his house or at his crib. And
239. 6:33since he was my boyfriend, I had to say
240. 6:34yes. When we got there, we started
241. 6:36kissing and cuddling until he had asked
242. 6:38for me to suck his whoa.
243. 6:40>> Since it was my first time, 10 minutes
244. 6:42into it I threw up and he kicked me out
245. 6:44and broke up with me.
246. 6:46>> All of this [ __ ] happened when you were
247. 6:47in sixth grade? You were 11?
248. 6:49>> I mean, I can't say nothing, right? But
249. 6:51jeez, man. My old high school classmate
250. 6:54got pregnant by her boyfriend at the age
251. 6:56of 17. So she dropped out of school and
252. 6:59work. This happened last year. We had a
253. 7:01good bond back then but I don't know
254. 7:02where she is now. Probably a teenage
255. 7:04parent. There's no problem if she is.
256. 7:05>> Hey man, hey. Wear condoms, Chad.
257. 7:07>> One time I threw an apple at a
258. 7:09special person at lunch and it hit their
259. 7:11head. I then proceeded to blame it on a
260. 7:13random girl who was crying about her mom
261. 7:15>> on being killed. Like a week later, she
262. 7:17cut herself on IG live and till this day
263. 7:19no one knows. You're a monster, GANG.
264. 7:22>> [ __ ]
265. 7:22>> [screaming]
266. 7:27>> YOU'RE A [ __ ] MONSTER.
267. 7:29>> YO, Batman couldn't got that [ __ ] out of
268. 7:31me, gang.
269. 7:31>> Why would you say that to me, gang?
270. 7:33>> Oh, you tell us that.
271. 7:33>> Love the vis plus added grammar just for
272. 7:35you. Oh, thank god. Matter of fact, we I
273. 7:38was going to skip this [ __ ] cuz
274. 7:40that's a paragraph. But just because you
275. 7:42added grammar just for me.
276. 7:43>> All right, this story takes place
277. 7:44[music] during my freshman of a Catholic
278. 7:45high school. Keep that in mind. Me and
279. 7:48my friend, we will name him Billy, we're
280. 7:49heading to our advisory to check and go
281. 7:51to chapel. At our school, they allowed
282. 7:52you to go into a church area within the
283. 7:54school [music] to pray during advisory
284. 7:56and take time to worship. When we had
285. 7:57walked into our class, Nas were talking
286. 7:59about how the two known school bops were
287. 8:00linking up and helping friends around
288. 8:02the school. I told my homeboy that how I
289. 8:03don't think we should go to chapel
290. 8:04because the school bops [music] may be
291. 8:05out there giving out that happy ending.
292. 8:06>> At a
293. 8:10a school?
294. 8:10>> NGA verbatim says, "Nah gang, we be out
295. 8:12here nobody would smash in the chapel."
296. 8:13Keep in mind we go to a Catholic school
297. 8:15and the chapel is in a remote corner of
298. 8:17the school. So, we walked all the way to
299. 8:18chapel from the three floor down to the
300. 8:19first. And as soon as we turned the
301. 8:20corner into the round about, we see Nas
302. 8:22lined up pants down [music] and the two
303. 8:23girls are drinking water from a dude's.
304. 8:25And as I'm about to walk out and on the
305. 8:27verge of fading with my boy, a guy turns
306. 8:28around and asks, "You want in?" "NGA and
307. 8:31no." is exactly what I yelled in his
308. 8:32face as we walked back up in dead
309. 8:34silence.
310. 8:34>> no. Hold on. Hold on.
311. 8:37Did he say, "Do you want in?" That's
312. 8:39crazy as
313. 8:40>> Oh, [ __ ] no. Like, what the [ __ ]
314. 8:42>> the story, yes, my homeboy did catch
315. 8:44that work at our next football practice
316. 8:46and I decided not to snitch cuz the
317. 8:47girls who did it had ties with the admin
318. 8:49in the school. So, it just get looked
319. 8:51bad on me. Peace for reading. Love the
320. 8:52content. Keep pushing the message and
321. 8:54not being lustful or else y'all would
322. 8:56could end in a line of dudes. End up in
323. 8:58a line of dudes with their pants down
324. 9:00waiting to crush the school bops. I
325. 9:02ain't going to
326. 9:02>> I will be honest, bro.
327. 9:04That's one experience I've never had.
328. 9:05Getting lurped up while my mans is
329. 9:07getting lurped up right beside me. And
330. 9:08that's one I don't want to have.
331. 9:10>> If a girl is willing to do something
332. 9:11like that, you really don't want to be
333. 9:13messing with her, gang. I ain't going to
334. 9:14lie. That's how you get STDs and teen
335. 9:16pregnancy.
336. 9:17>> My biology teacher used to trust me with
337. 9:19the keys to his office. So, sometimes I
338. 9:21sneak out of class I found boring to go
339. 9:23to his office and use my phone. But, one
340. 9:25time I took a girl to his office around
341. 9:28sports times, locked it and did the
342. 9:30dirty while he came banging on the door
343. 9:32searching for me. Luckily, he didn't
344. 9:33hear us and went out somewhere else to
345. 9:36look for me.
346. 9:36>> Why y'all be like, "Oh, we got to stop
347. 9:38this trend of [ __ ] in school, gang?"
348. 9:40I ain't going to lie. I know what I
349. 9:41can't I can't I can't condemn y'all for
350. 9:43it because I low-key did the same thing
351. 9:45back when I was younger. But, at the
352. 9:46same time, bro, that [ __ ] not safe. Talk
353. 9:48I said back when I was a younger. That
354. 9:50was 2 years ago.
355. 9:52>> [laughter]
356. 9:52>> That was 2 years ago. Okay. I bro, I'll
357. 9:55be thinking I'm Dior or Burdo sometimes,
358. 9:57bro. I got to stop using I got to stop
359. 9:59watching their content, gang. They
360. 10:01turning me into a [ __ ] On my last day
361. 10:03of school, I set off a bunch of
362. 10:04firecrackers in the bathroom and the
363. 10:06principal started a manhunt for me. I
364. 10:07was never found. That man said, "Keep
365. 10:09doing crime." All right, buddy. All
366. 10:11right, bro.
367. 10:13We got new elevators at school. So,
368. 10:15naturally, the first day we all went to
369. 10:16the top floor, got in the elevator, and
370. 10:18started jumping up and down, pressing
371. 10:19the door open button, and closing
372. 10:21button. We all got out the elevator as
373. 10:23the door closed. Love the vid, by the
374. 10:24way. Some cool kid [ __ ] Don't do that,
375. 10:26though. Fought a kid cuz he kept
376. 10:27slapping my ass after I told him not to.
377. 10:30Last year, my classmate kept slapping my
378. 10:31ass throughout the week, and I kept
379. 10:33telling him I was going to beat his ass
380. 10:34because he kept doing it. And he kept
381. 10:35doing it. Still annoying, but
382. 10:36transitioned into saying the hard R all
383. 10:39the time. Oh, that's worse. That Friday,
384. 10:41last period in the area there was this
385. 10:43space where nobody could see us [music]
386. 10:44where he slapped my ass again. I think
387. 10:47that they like you, bro.
388. 10:49I think he trying to tell you something,
389. 10:50bro.
390. 10:51I ain't going to lie. Yo, if I was you,
391. 10:53go slap his ass back. See what he doing,
392. 10:54bro. See See what face he make. He
393. 10:56probably going to like that [ __ ] gang.
394. 10:57So, pushed him down and kind of choked
395. 10:59him. Oh, yeah, he for sure like that
396. 11:00[ __ ]
397. 11:01>> [laughter]
398. 11:01>> Yo, y'all getting sexual. Had my knee on
399. 11:03his neck kind of and kept punching and
400. 11:05slapping his head. After like 3 minutes,
401. 11:07a few classmates got me off of him. To
402. 11:10this day, we keep talking about it cuz
403. 11:11I'm dead ass fiending to hurt him again.
404. 11:13And a few other kids kept calling me the
405. 11:15N-word. Okay, the N-word [ __ ] not cool.
406. 11:17I ain't going to lie, that's tough. I
407. 11:19would get out that situation. However,
408. 11:21you [clears throat] talking about you
409. 11:22fiending to [music] whoop his ass again,
410. 11:24bro. Hey, gang. I guarantee when you was
411. 11:26beating his ass, you got hard.
412. 11:29I want to be fiending need nothing with
413. 11:31him no more. Anyways, next one.
414. 11:32>> And my free trial is gone. Can I make an
415. 11:36account? Reach the daily limit plus
416. 11:37voices and greater
417. 11:40Yeah, shut that [ __ ] up.
418. 11:41>> In seventh grade one went to a new
419. 11:43school and one of the first things I did
420. 11:45was hold a concert in a Gaga ball pit.
421. 11:48Real ones know from my crush at the
422. 11:50time. She was chopped. I don't know what
423. 11:51I was thinking. So that was cringe
424. 11:53enough. But what I decided to do after
425. 11:56was insane. Over some period of time, I
426. 11:58think like 3 days, I had came up with
427. 12:00the idea of putting a note in her
428. 12:02locker. Now the first two were
429. 12:04completely innocent. Cringe, but
430. 12:06innocent. But when I made the third one,
431. 12:09I had the bright idea of putting and I
432. 12:11quote, "I will come." I meant c.m. Oh, I
433. 12:13mean have love for you. And that had the
434. 12:15whole grade talking. So one day while
435. 12:18I'm in ISR, in school restriction, for
436. 12:20something completely unrelated, I get
437. 12:23called to the office. What I find in the
438. 12:25office is the assistant principal and a
439. 12:27cop. Now I had already been in his
440. 12:29office times, so I def ain't expect the
441. 12:32cop. He sits me down and explains to me
442. 12:35that the first two letters would have
443. 12:36not made his office, but the third is
444. 12:38concerned him. By the way, the cop said
445. 12:41he was only there solely because of the
446. 12:43severity of the situation. He proceeds
447. 12:45to suspend me for either a week or like
448. 12:483 days. And when I got back, I still had
449. 12:50to finish my days at ISR. Crazy.
450. 12:53>> Yeah, you cooked. Gang, you're cooked.
451. 12:56Wrong one.
452. 12:57>> [screaming]
453. 12:58>> You're cooked, gang. See, this is why we
454. 12:59don't write notes to girls, man. If you
455. 13:00like a girl, you either tell her in
456. 13:02person or tell her over text or call.
457. 13:05But writing letters and [ __ ] [ __ ] no.
458. 13:08Now you Now you just became the story at
459. 13:10the at your school for 5 years. Even
460. 13:12after you graduate, you still the
461. 13:14principal's still going to be telling
462. 13:15that story. When I was in middle school,
463. 13:17I covered an entire bathroom ceiling
464. 13:18with those wet toilet paper things
465. 13:20[music] that are in every bathroom.
466. 13:21Except this time it was the whole roof.
467. 13:23I didn't come to school the next day and
468. 13:25my friends started texting me saying
469. 13:26that I was done because the VP had a
470. 13:28whole class meeting
471. 13:30about it cuz she was so pissed. Everyone
472. 13:32knew I did it, but no one snitched. And
473. 13:34some random kid I didn't even know
474. 13:35blamed it on these three three random
475. 13:37high schoolers he didn't even know for
476. 13:39some reason, and they got the whole
477. 13:40blame for it. And this isn't me, but
478. 13:42someone at my high school has that in a
479. 13:45urinal in one of the boys bathroom with
480. 13:4710 different times, and they had an
481. 13:48anonymous Instagram account called the
482. 13:50SPA pooper. Name
483. 13:53>> [music]
484. 13:53>> the SPA pooper.
485. 13:55Gang, are you talking about you? Are you
486. 13:56the SPA pooper, stinky booty ass [ __ ]
487. 13:58I don't know how y'all could be just
488. 13:59doing that [ __ ]
489. 14:01I've never even ever thought of the idea
490. 14:03of just [ __ ] in a urinal. How do you
491. 14:04even do it? I used to go to school with
492. 14:05this very small girl. We're going to
493. 14:07call her K. Now, she had beef with every
494. 14:09other ratchet girl in the school and
495. 14:11would fight them basically every day.
496. 14:12And she even got arrested in the
497. 14:13summertime for a big ass fight she was
498. 14:15in with other girls. Now, 2 years later,
499. 14:17I found out on some random day in school
500. 14:19that she moved schools and got pregnant.
501. 14:21By the way, me and her are in the eighth
502. 14:23grade. What the
503. 14:25I'm just moving fast. Yo, chat, imagine
504. 14:27having a kid at 14. You're still a
505. 14:30child. Oh my god. Okay, two for one
506. 14:32special. When I was in a primary school,
507. 14:34there was a large group of trees at the
508. 14:35edge of the playground. The leaves
509. 14:37covered it completely, so we could hide
510. 14:38between the gap in the trees to discuss
511. 14:40things like any secret. Love. Time
512. 14:42during playing time, you can call
513. 14:44recess. A group of kids and I went over
514. 14:46to the hideout, but saw that one of the
515. 14:48trees was leaking red sap. I inspected
516. 14:50it and put on put on an act as if it was
517. 14:52blood. He ran screaming. Now, went back
518. 14:54there for work experience [music] 10
519. 14:56years later. The leaves were trimmed, so
520. 14:58no kid was able to hide there again.
521. 15:00Damn, you you caused a permanent impact
522. 15:03on your school, gang. That [ __ ] tough.
523. 15:04In secondary school, my year group was
524. 15:07on its way back from either a college or
525. 15:09university visit. They're separate
526. 15:11things in the UK. And one of the kids at
527. 15:13the back left his Bluetooth [music]
528. 15:14speaker turned on. I used that
529. 15:16opportunity to connect to it and blast
530. 15:18as many meme sounds as I could. I'm
531. 15:19talking Rick Rolls, Monster Inc, you're
532. 15:21a rape, the shadow walking theme for
533. 15:24Halloween and many more. They were
534. 15:25bullies, so I had fun. Okay. Last year
535. 15:28in eighth grade, there were things
536. 15:29called cores. In simple terms, groups to
537. 15:31separate students. And some of the
538. 15:33students in one of these cores founded
539. 15:34website. They chatted with some of the
540. 15:36other students and And these chats were
541. 15:38as unfiltered as Kanye. So, the
542. 15:40assistant principal was was anonymously
543. 15:42hopping on it to see what was going on.
544. 15:44And the moment he typed something, one
545. 15:45of the students called them the N-word
546. 15:47hard R. The assistant principal was
547. 15:49African American. That led to some of
548. 15:51these students in that core being
549. 15:52suspended or something. They should be
550. 15:53kicked out. Back in sixth grade, me and
551. 15:55my friend [music] went to hang out in
552. 15:57the bathroom. His name is Khadeel. As I
553. 15:59was casually doom scrolling in the
554. 16:00bathroom, Khadeel aggressively [music]
555. 16:02pushed me against the stall wall and
556. 16:03touched my wiener. Whoa! He ripped my
557. 16:06pants down and as I tried to resist, he
558. 16:08gave me the first stroke. I instantly
559. 16:10gave in and had the best orgasm of my
560. 16:12Okay, bro. Okay, bro.
561. 16:14Okay.
562. 16:16Okay. All right. He just wanted to tell
563. 16:18me he's gay, man. That's cool.
564. 16:20>> I was in seventh grade and this random
565. 16:22kid, let's call him Pubert, not his real
566. 16:25name cuz it sounds disgusting. If any of
567. 16:27you are named, you have a dumbass name
568. 16:29and you should beat your mama would
569. 16:31always beef with random people and he
570. 16:33would talk [ __ ] about me. Nobody really
571. 16:35believed him, but he kept on going cuz
572. 16:38he wanted female attention. I don't know
573. 16:40if he was slightly autistic or just a
574. 16:42dumbass middle schooler, but Pubert kept
575. 16:44on getting into fights. He got suspended
576. 16:47cuz he eventually caught fighting on
577. 16:49school property and he got suspended.
578. 16:51This is when Pubert's lame [ __ ] ass
579. 16:53realized [ __ ] wasn't working. So,
580. 16:55instead he took the logical step of
581. 16:57harassing girls by sending
582. 17:00>> What?
583. 17:00>> describing what he was going to do to
584. 17:02them if he got his way.
585. 17:04>> Huh?
586. 17:05>> And safe to say his [ __ ] ass was forced
587. 17:07to move as he was suspended
588. 17:08indefinitely.
589. 17:09>> Man, [ __ ] Pubert. What the hell? Oh, we
590. 17:12can change voice speed? Yes, sirsky.
591. 17:14>> Wait, you can't make it faster?
592. 17:16>> The [ __ ] point of that [ __ ] bro.
593. 17:18When I was in 12th grade, there there
594. 17:19were these two guys who had a little
595. 17:20rivalry. One of these guys was in my
596. 17:23class. I don't know how it started, but
597. 17:26one afternoon the other guy brought a
598. 17:28girl into our class at school and he
599. 17:30[ __ ] her on his my classmate. Okay.
600. 17:33>> All right, bro.
601. 17:34>> Yo, what? He [ __ ] her on his my
602. 17:37classmate's desk and came on it. We all
603. 17:39found out the next day. To get his get
604. 17:41back, my classmate took his girl to the
605. 17:42other guy's class and [ __ ] her on his
606. 17:44desk and everybody knew it was an open
607. 17:46secret between all of us. Also, my
608. 17:48classmate threw his desk out. I don't
609. 17:50know if that shit's real, but if it is,
610. 17:52that's crazy. The Rice Krispy Treat
611. 17:54incident. Okay, this low-key sounds
612. 17:56interesting. I'm not going to read it. I
613. 17:58wish you were faster, babe.
614. 18:00>> The Rice Krispy Treat incident. This
615. 18:02story takes place in a random
616. 18:04seventh-grade school day. In PE, I have
617. 18:06this bro who we'll call B and this other
618. 18:09friend who is a girl we'll call M. B
619. 18:11used to really like M, like a lot. On
620. 18:13this particular day, B had a Rice Krispy
621. 18:16Treat that he wanted to give to M to be
622. 18:18nice and all that. Now, keep in mind
623. 18:20that during this time, M had a
624. 18:22girlfriend and B knew. Anyway, he gives
625. 18:25it to her, she [music] eats it and
626. 18:27throws it away.
627. 18:28>> Exactly.
628. 18:28>> This is where it should have ended, but
629. 18:30it goes deeper. Our friend, who we'll
630. 18:32call D,
631. 18:33>> I use no D in no D in this story. I use
632. 18:35no D.
633. 18:36>> This is where things take a weird turn.
634. 18:38This makes B really excited and he
635. 18:40starts going dumpster diving trying to
636. 18:42find the wrapper. He was unable to find
637. 18:44the wrapper and proceeded to walk around
638. 18:46the gym really sad. And then he went in
639. 18:49the restroom, locked himself in a stall,
640. 18:51and started crying. Eventually, the
641. 18:54coaches found out and me and D had to go
642. 18:56explain what was happening to one of the
643. 18:58coaches while the other tried to get B
644. 19:00out. This was seriously one of the
645. 19:02dumbest things I've ever had to do. At
646. 19:04[music] some point, B came out and he
647. 19:06was back to normal. When I tried to ask
648. 19:08B about him crying, he says it's because
649. 19:11people make fun of him, but my friend
650. 19:13group from PE all believes it was over
651. 19:15the rapper.
652. 19:16>> All that [ __ ] over a damn Rice Krispy
653. 19:17Treat is ridiculous though. Okay.
654. 19:19>> Okay. During the eighth grade, our
655. 19:21school gave out chocolate milk once a
656. 19:22week. And there was one of my friends
657. 19:25who left a carton in his locker for a
658. 19:27whole week on vacation. Oh, that [ __ ]
659. 19:28smelled crazy. I'm already know. He came
660. 19:30back, we decided to keep it. Locker bay
661. 19:32started to stink up, so we had to move
662. 19:34it multiple times to avoid suspicion.
663. 19:35Why are y'all keeping that [ __ ]
664. 19:37>> You can smell it from down the hallway
665. 19:38and almost left a permanent stitch on my
666. 19:40on any locker we kept it in. We ended up
667. 19:42keeping it all year. One of my friends
668. 19:43even paying people to take a bite out of
669. 19:45it. Turned into a solid after a few
670. 19:46months. In the end, we never got caught.
671. 19:48May or [clears throat] may not be a
672. 19:48coincidence, but the very next year the
673. 19:50school stopped giving milk out. Y'all
674. 19:52are weird. I hate you people.
675. 19:54>> [screaming]
676. 19:54>> Y'all yo, y'all the reasons why middle
677. 19:57school locker rooms smell crazy. Middle
678. 19:59school lockers just smell crazy in
679. 20:00general, bro. People like you, I don't
680. 20:01like. This one time in ninth grade, I
681. 20:02was sitting with my crush. To give you
682. 20:04some background, Christmas break was
683. 20:06around the corner. So, to celebrate, I
684. 20:07bought chocolate truffles. Okay, W
685. 20:10>> for friendship. If you don't know, they
686. 20:11have liquid chocolate inside. I gave a
687. 20:13white chocolate truffle to my crush and
688. 20:14because she didn't know what a truffle
689. 20:16was, all the liquid white chocolate fell
690. 20:18on her black uniform. Keyword was white,
691. 20:21as you can imagine. It looked like
692. 20:23someone would have It looked like
693. 20:25someone has a nice time on her.
694. 20:28>> A bunch of people gave her looks and she
695. 20:30even put on put it on her snap. Guys,
696. 20:32it's not what it looks like. Luckily,
697. 20:33everything was all right and we had a
698. 20:35good laugh about it at the end. By the
699. 20:37way, love your vids, bro. Didn't know
700. 20:38you were 19. You look like a Uncle Elmo.
701. 20:40>> Shut your [ __ ] ass up. But interesting
702. 20:42story. Uh interesting story. Use TTS
703. 20:46reader. All right. Oh, [ __ ] Thank you,
704. 20:49Iris. That [ __ ] looked sketchy before. I
705. 20:51didn't want to use it. But all right.
706. 20:52>> I'm Muslim and when I was about 14, my
707. 20:55>> And now where I see why this [ __ ] is
708. 20:56sketchy. Bro, what the [ __ ] he sound
709. 20:58like? Yo, what the [ __ ] he sound like?
710. 20:59Let me see what Zero sound like.
711. 21:01>> Nice to meet you. Did you know most
712. 21:03birds can see more
713. 21:04>> too. What about Mark?
714. 21:05>> Nice to meet you. Did you know most
715. 21:07birds can
716. 21:08>> [ __ ] it. [ __ ] it. Zero.
717. 21:09>> I'm Muslim and when I was about 14 my
718. 21:11Catholic teacher whose surname was
719. 21:13literally Ramadan and who was double my
720. 21:15age at 28 invited me to a family style
721. 21:18sleepover at her flat. She lived alone
722. 21:20back then. The most by the book Catholic
723. 21:22woman I'd ever met. So the whole evening
724. 21:24was perfectly proper and PG. But my
725. 21:26teenage brain still turned it into a
726. 21:28dramatic slow burn romance arc that
727. 21:30never existed. A Catholic woman named
728. 21:32Ramadan hosting a Muslim kid. Keep
729. 21:34British storytelling. And no, before
730. 21:36anyone asks, I did not end up marrying
731. 21:39her in the end.
732. 21:40>> This voice is crazy. That voice [music]
733. 21:42is crazy. I'm going to just read these
734. 21:43[ __ ] All right. We only going
735. 21:45to do I don't know if I'm making it to
736. 21:47to 250. [music] We're probably going to
737. 21:48going to do four more actually. We're
738. 21:50just going to do four more. I had this
739. 21:51weird teacher. He was the type of nerdy
740. 21:53guy that jocks used to beat up in
741. 21:55movies, but all grown up. He had a
742. 21:57history of doing wild stuff. For
743. 21:58example, his teacher's aid had left
744. 22:00their laptop in his class and another of
745. 22:03his classes had broken some parts of it.
746. 22:05The teacher got mad and kicked out the
747. 22:06aid for confronting him. Yes, this guy
748. 22:09sucks. One day he didn't show up to
749. 22:10school. This is weird cuz it was a week
750. 22:12before our final class in that class.
751. 22:13The next day I walked into class only to
752. 22:15find out that he had gotten arrested for
753. 22:17aggravated assault. Damn. I don't know
754. 22:19what exactly happened cuz the school
755. 22:21tried to cover it up really fast, but he
756. 22:23always talked about how much he really
757. 22:24hated his wife. So maybe something
758. 22:27happened. [music]
759. 22:30Oh boy. The good news was we got out of
760. 22:32our final and me and a few of the kids
761. 22:34in class made t-shirts with his mugshot
762. 22:36on it. Bad news, he [music] got fired.
763. 22:38Love the vids, bro. Keep it up. Yo.
764. 22:40Well, that's not good at all. I once
765. 22:42brought a fleshlight to our dorm. Yes, I
766. 22:44used to be in private school and we used
767. 22:46it as our dorm fleshlight. Anyone could
768. 22:48use it. We cleaned it out [music] using
769. 22:49hand sanitizer. Brother, I just want to
770. 22:51I I want you to know that you shared
771. 22:54your dick with multiple other [ __ ] in
772. 22:56your school.
773. 22:58And y'all all and
774. 22:59you was putting your dick through other
775. 23:02niggers' [ __ ] in your school. I want you
776. 23:04to know cuz hand sanitizer did not clean
777. 23:05that [ __ ] There is still to do [music]
778. 23:07in that flashlight. Y'all are nasty. I
779. 23:09got my ex jumped but on accident. We
780. 23:11barely lasted long but he broke up with
781. 23:13me [music] over a text and I was on
782. 23:14FaceTime showing my friends and I
783. 23:16accidentally leaked a screenshot and I
784. 23:17didn't know until days later. Bro, whole
785. 23:20group of guys and girls were coming out
786. 23:22to me [music] and saying they would jump
787. 23:23him. Even my teacher gave him a ding
788. 23:25lecture about the breakup during class.
789. 23:26Okay, but jumping somebody for breaking
790. 23:28up with somebody is crazy. I'm I'm
791. 23:29sorry. Most of the school hated him and
792. 23:31they even found out what bus he rode
793. 23:32[music] and all waited for him to do too
794. 23:35but he never showed up and obviously led
795. 23:36them trying to track him down and
796. 23:38eventually some girls found him and
797. 23:39jumped him. Somehow we still got back
798. 23:40together but on on and off. So you did
799. 23:42all So you got this man jumped for
800. 23:45breaking up with you and then got right
801. 23:47back with He didn't cheat on you. He
802. 23:48didn't hit you. He just jumped. He just
803. 23:49broke up with you. That's [ __ ] up,
804. 23:51man. I ain't going to lie. Pretty sure
805. 23:52he wanted to get back at me but
806. 23:53everything was on accident. I kept
807. 23:54texting him how sorry I was but me
808. 23:56chilling out That's [ __ ] up. That is
809. 23:58[ __ ] Last one. My craziest school
810. 23:59con- fession was probably when I gooned
811. 24:01in the school bathroom. My urges were
812. 24:03high but the thing is a random kid came
813. 24:04to the bathroom and yelled, "I'm
814. 24:06reporting this." But anyways, that's
815. 24:07besides the point. So I was going out on
816. 24:09about my day and then I put in a random
817. 24:11group chat and it turns out the person
818. 24:12recorded it and out of the whole school,
819. 24:14me and this one kid had the same shoes
820. 24:16at the time and I was with my friend
821. 24:17group. They also received a video and
822. 24:19they asked if it was me. I blamed that
823. 24:21the kid. Next day I found out that kid
824. 24:22got expelled. I feel bad. Yeah, you
825. 24:24[ __ ] up. That kid got expelled for
826. 24:26your gooning habits. However, that's in
827. 24:28the video. Appreciate y'all for
828. 24:29watching. That's it for confessions. I
829. 24:31am tired. [ __ ] Standing up doing this
830. 24:34[ __ ] is harder than I thought. I don't
831. 24:35know how Yo-Yo does it. [ __ ] God damn.