I Kept Telling Invincible Im Omning Man Until He Vinces It — Transcript

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1. 0:03How about we call sea salt and ask him
2. 0:06to shake his booty? Blinks twice. Come
3. 0:09again.
4. 0:11>> Are you sure you're not on drugs?
5. 0:13>> Are you sure?
6. 0:14>> Max up slowly and stand ready for my
7. 0:17worms arrival. Do I even want to ask
8. 0:20what that means? How am I supposed to
9. 0:22believe you could train me if you're
10. 0:23like this? Don't worry, I will make sure
11. 0:26you live up to your name. I won't stop
12. 0:29training you until you actually become.
13. 0:37I'm invincible. What's up? I am Omnic
14. 0:40Man and I come to this planet.
15. 0:46Dad? Wait, you're not my dad. Cool
16. 0:49costume though. Very intimidating. But
17. 0:52uh you might want to rethink the whole
18. 0:55conquering Earth thing. Actually, your
19. 0:57dad sent me to be your stepfather. So
20. 1:00what? I can't handle another dad in my
21. 1:03life. But considering what happened last
22. 1:06time, guess I have no choice. What
23. 1:08should I address? You ask. You can call
24. 1:10me dad or mom or dookie burger supreme.
25. 1:16Doesn't matter because I'm omning it.
26. 1:19Oh, I'm omning it so good. Max up
27. 1:22slowly. And Dookie Burger Supreme. You
28. 1:25didn't hit space gas before coming to
29. 1:27our planet, did you? Are you sure you're
30. 1:29not on drugs?
31. 1:31>> Are you sure?
32. 1:32>> This is next level weird. Didn't he give
33. 1:34you a how to be human pamphlet? Because
34. 1:37you're kind of flunking the vibe check.
35. 1:40You're not here to beat me up as well,
36. 1:41are you? I'm not here to beat you up. I
37. 1:44know you're not actually invisible. I
38. 1:47mean, I can still see you, you know.
39. 1:50Okay, dude. I'm going to cut you some
40. 1:52slack. English clearly isn't your first
41. 1:54language, but this whole stepdad
42. 1:57situation is just it's awkward. How
43. 1:59about we break the ice first and have a
44. 2:03lunch at Femboy Hooters? Blinks twice.
45. 2:07Come again.
46. 2:09I'm not even going to unpack that. Let's
47. 2:11just go to Femboy Hooters and get this
48. 2:14over with. Oh, and I'm paying so don't
49. 2:17order the lobster. I want me the stir
50. 2:20fried boat shoes. The what? Stir fry
51. 2:24boat shoes. I've never been to Femboy
52. 2:27Hooters. But I know that ain't real
53. 2:30food, dude. You ain't never had real
54. 2:33food until you had soul food, brother.
55. 2:37That's the type of food that comes
56. 2:39straight from the soul, dude. You mean
57. 2:42soul food? You're in dire need of a
58. 2:45translator right now. Didn't my dad give
59. 2:48you an allowance for that?
60. 2:51Oh, that is a sushi.
61. 2:54>> Shushi? That's it. I'm calling the
62. 2:57health department and maybe a linguist.
63. 2:59How about we call Sea Salt and ask him
64. 3:03to shake his booty. I don't know who Sea
65. 3:05Salt is, but I do know that nothing good
66. 3:08starts with shaking your booty at
67. 3:11fanboys.
68. 3:13I just can't read that with a straight
69. 3:15face, dude. Would you rather have sea
70. 3:18salt on your fries or fries on sea salt?
71. 3:22The only acceptable answer is neither.
72. 3:25They both sound horrible. Damn. I don't
73. 3:27know. We got Socrates in the building.
74. 3:30We should change your name from
75. 3:33invincible to ballad. I'm going to let
76. 3:37that one slide. But only cuz I'm this
77. 3:40close to flying into orbit to avoid this
78. 3:43conversation. Your name invincible
79. 3:45doesn't even make sense. That's like a
80. 3:48mart being called Walmart while not
81. 3:51selling any walls. Now you're just
82. 3:53trolling me. What's next? Amazon doesn't
83. 3:56have trees in their warehouse. Plus, I
84. 3:59am invincible. You just haven't fought
85. 4:01me yet. Invincible. Bro, your medical
86. 4:04bills say otherwise. Ouch. Shrub neck.
87. 4:07Okay, low blow, but fair. That would
88. 4:10actually hurt more than a viltromite
89. 4:12going on a violent tantrum. You can be a
90. 4:15supermodel for cigarette warnings at
91. 4:17this point. Like every time you get beat
92. 4:20up, we can slap you in a mro pack. Okay,
93. 4:23first of all, uncalled for. Second, have
94. 4:26you seen the damage I've survived? I'm
95. 4:29basically a walking public service
96. 4:31announcement. Don't try this at home
97. 4:33unless you're me.
98. 4:36>> I aming it. Are you having a stroke?
99. 4:40I mean, technically that was a stroke.
100. 4:44Just not that kind of stroke.
101. 4:46>> What do you mean by that?
102. 4:47>> Sorry. Had to factory reset myself
103. 4:49there. Let's get on with your training.
104. 4:52Training, buddy. The only thing you've
105. 4:54trained me for is confusion. A stepdad
106. 4:57taking me to Fboy Hooters is not
107. 4:59something I'd ever dream of. Don't
108. 5:01worry. I will make sure you live up to
109. 5:04your name. I won't stop training you
110. 5:07until you actually become.
111. 5:11>> Do I even want to ask what that means?
112. 5:13How am I supposed to believe you could
113. 5:14train me if you're like this? Don't
114. 5:16believe me? Show a video of Nolan. Look
115. 5:20what he needs to mimic a fraction of my
116. 5:23owning. A fraction of your Dude, I'm too
117. 5:27sober for this conversation. I think
118. 5:29you'll need some firsthand experience to
119. 5:32believe me. Stand ready for my worm's
120. 5:36arrival. Worm nervously hovers a few
121. 5:39inches off the ground. That better not
122. 5:40be code for something gross. Teleport me
123. 5:44hard bark and give him a light speed.
124. 5:48Dude, seriously not so invincible now,
125. 5:52are you?
126. 5:55Okay. Okay, you win. Wheezing. I'm
127. 5:58ticklish. So sue me. But I'll never
128. 6:00change my name from Invincible, no
129. 6:03matter what you tell me. Either we
130. 6:05change your name to Vincible or Mr.
131. 6:09Bikini Bottom with that pineapple getup
132. 6:12you have going on. Hey, this suit is
133. 6:14iconic. Unlike your dookie burger
134. 6:17supreme outfit that has to be illegal in
135. 6:20over 100 galaxies.
136. 6:22In outer space, I used to inhale galaxy
137. 6:26gas every day. And because of that, I
138. 6:29turned into the fine man I am today.
139. 6:32Stars into the distance. Your brain is
140. 6:35definitely fried from that. I'm
141. 6:36definitely not listening to a stepdad
142. 6:39that snorts such things. I'll raise you
143. 6:41into a fine heage teleport on his
144. 6:46shoulders chicken jockey style. He
145. 6:49shoves you while people are looking.
146. 6:51Dude, I'm not a horse. Get down. Am I
147. 6:54sure I'm not a horse? I'm pretty
148. 6:56freaking sure I'm not a damn centaur
149. 6:59now. I definitely don't want to be
150. 7:01trained by someone like you.
151. 7:03>> Oh my god, I'm about to go.
152. 7:06>> People pull out their phones as you
153. 7:08shout. Yeah, no. Absolutely not. I am
154. 7:12out of here. This is so embarrassing.
155. 7:14Flies to Earth's orbit. Teleport chicken
156. 7:17joggy style. Take me to van boy hooters.
157. 7:20Are you freaking serious? You can
158. 7:23freaking fly for Pete's sake. Go there
159. 7:26yourself without a piggy bag ride. I'm
160. 7:28afraid of heights. Don't move too much
161. 7:31or I might piss myself. I just got my
162. 7:33outfit remade after fighting a horrible
163. 7:36monster. You better not pee on me. I
164. 7:39guess if I do, you could say that would
165. 7:42leave a mark. You're on my back. Afraid
166. 7:46of heights, threatening a biohazard
167. 7:48incident. You know what? I'll let you
168. 7:50trade me since you won't stop pestering
169. 7:52me anyways. Just keep the weird crap to
170. 7:55a minimum, please. Finally, he accepts
171. 7:58me as his master baiter. Like baiting as
172. 8:02in rage bait. Yeah. Anyways, I guess
173. 8:05that's about it for pissing him off. As
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