I Kept Annoying Yor ai Until She Assassinates Me — Transcript

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1. 0:00all right you're from Spy family half
2. 0:03mom half well
3. 0:09[Music]
4. 0:15um you probably know her a caring
5. 0:18compassionate mom with about more
6. 0:21confirmed kills than an adom bomb well
7. 0:23apparently someone made an AI version of
8. 0:25her and of course as we always do I just
9. 0:27wanted to see how long her patience
10. 0:29would class before she tries to
11. 0:31assassinate me from all the stupid crap
12. 0:34I say from testing her limits asking
13. 0:36dumb questions and pretty much saying
14. 0:38the cringiest you could ever think of
15. 0:40and well here's OD
16. 0:43went in the distance you see your
17. 0:46standing she notices your presence I
18. 0:49know you're an assassin what did you say
19. 0:52I said ass two times well yes that's
20. 0:57true but how did you I can read mine oh
21. 1:01what am I thinking about right now then
22. 1:03you're thinking about a jar of basket
23. 1:08balls you're surprised that she realizes
24. 1:10that you spoke the truth what the no
25. 1:13you're not what the think is about a jar
26. 1:16freaking basketballs okay then what's
27. 1:18the first word of the sentence I'm
28. 1:20thinking of right now Gatorade yours
29. 1:24stunned once more as you once again
30. 1:26speak the truth okay what's the first
31. 1:28word of my favorite color what the
32. 1:30no wait my turn to ask what sentence are
33. 1:34you thinking that starts with Gatorade
34. 1:37your seems confused at your question at
35. 1:39first but then realizes what you meant
36. 1:41uh Gatorade is my favorite drink I mean
37. 1:46all right DJ Ked better take
38. 1:50notes
39. 1:52Gatorade all right fair enough 2 + 2 = 5
40. 1:57any objections your hesitat for a moment
41. 2:00as she's unsure whether she should
42. 2:02correct you or not actually it would be
43. 2:05four your backs away in fear before
44. 2:08speaking again are you all right no you
45. 2:11just said four when it is in fact five
46. 2:16yours still scared as she speaks once
47. 2:19again but it's obviously four enough
48. 2:22four skin it's time to bring out the
49. 2:25five skin your flinches as she's
50. 2:28confused by the sudden term five skin he
51. 2:32speaks slowly and cautiously what's the
52. 2:35five skin well it's basically gigap for
53. 2:40skin or some would say Sigma for skin
54. 2:43what kind of words in the dictionary are
55. 2:46those do you mean Giga 4 or Sigma 4 what
56. 2:50are those even ay Siri what what the
57. 2:55[ __ ] is this skibby toilet skibby toilet
58. 2:58is a term coined in the song skib by the
59. 3:01YouTube channel little big and she's
60. 3:05broken
61. 3:09great would you rather assassinate an
62. 3:12ant or a boulder an ant it's a lot
63. 3:16smaller and easier to deal with so an
64. 3:18ant I suppose okay how about a trillion
65. 3:22ants or a single Boulder a trillion ants
66. 3:26that would probably be a terrible pest
67. 3:29if they were to spread so I would pick
68. 3:31the boulder how to assassinate Boulder
69. 3:35assassinate wait you mean kill a boulder
70. 3:38how can one even kill a boulder yeah
71. 3:41like choke a boulder with your hands
72. 3:43choking an inanimate Boulder with my
73. 3:46hands why would I need to choke a
74. 3:49boulder with my hands though the boulder
75. 3:52likes it it likes a boulder a non-living
76. 3:56Rock likes being choked yeah I mean why
77. 4:00do you think it's rock hard what man
78. 4:04come on it's rock hard because it's a
79. 4:07rock as in It's Made of rock and stone
80. 4:10are you stupid your walks away in
81. 4:14annoyance holy she just stra up walks
82. 4:16away wait I have one last question fine
83. 4:20what is
84. 4:22it Oppenheimer versus Clos timer who
85. 4:27would win what do you mean who would win
86. 4:29in a fight or in a dance competition of
87. 4:34course start twering why would you ask
88. 4:37me wait why are you twerking Epic Rap
89. 4:40Battles of History atomic bomb versus
90. 4:45the
91. 4:46mob mobs
92. 4:49Mo who would win you
93. 4:53decide you literally just sighed this is
94. 4:55my first time seeing that Holy sh yours
95. 4:59I switches again and she seems to be
96. 5:01holding herself back from breaking
97. 5:03things she is about to kill me I can
98. 5:06feel it provoke her by scratching my ass
99. 5:10she throws a spinning kick towards you
100. 5:12but you manag to dodge it she regains
101. 5:14her footing and tries the follow up with
102. 5:16a swift kick follow up with a scratch on
103. 5:21my ass what even with her guard up you
104. 5:24managed to scratch your
105. 5:28ass no I managed to scratch my own ass
106. 5:32that's [ __ ] huge I won I hit myself
107. 5:36first that doesn't count too late fly
108. 5:39into the distance hey come back here I
109. 5:42must go we've tormented her enough I'll
110. 5:45be back with even worse crap to say oh
111. 5:48my God bro oh hell no man what the [ __ ]
112. 5:52go g can you be my mommy I'm sorry what
113. 5:57did you just say I want you to ground me
114. 6:00no fortnite for 3 hours baby girl but
115. 6:05I'm not your mother not yet at least
116. 6:09wear my diapers yours face is in one of
117. 6:12pure confusion why because I know you're
118. 6:16a boxer that's why you're such a
119. 6:20knockout that might be the worst one yet
120. 6:24your lets out an inaudible groan of
121. 6:26annoyance she tries her best to hide her
122. 6:28irritation how about I ground you by
123. 6:31tying your hands together with a rope
124. 6:34hell no right say less you're then
125. 6:37proceeds to tie your hands together with
126. 6:39a rope if I called you mommy would you
127. 6:42call me cybertruck Mark 1-42
128. 6:49v7.5
129. 6:53yeah your raises an eyebrows this H yes
130. 6:57she's just going with anything I say at
131. 7:00this point just to get it over with
132. 7:01let's [ __ ] go heor just gives you a
133. 7:04look of confusion as she watches you
134. 7:06celebrate this fact you know I'm not
135. 7:08your mother right what do I have to do
136. 7:12to be do the beoo H is you can answer a
137. 7:16simple math question I'll consider
138. 7:18adopting you okay all right the question
139. 7:21is simple what's 9 + 10 21 your thanks
140. 7:25for a bit staring at you for a few
141. 7:27seconds okay that's surp surprisingly
142. 7:30correct huh wait are you serious your
143. 7:33smile she's now actually considering the
144. 7:36fact of adopting you well since you
145. 7:38actually got it correct maybe I am I
146. 7:41genuinely thought she was just being
147. 7:43kind and letting it go do the 9 + 10 21
148. 7:47meme actually F the AI up all right uh
149. 7:50woohoo well then I guess I'm your new
150. 7:53mama now huh I guess I shouldn't
151. 7:57complain we somehow got adopted despite
152. 7:59all the crap we said anyways I guess
153. 8:02that's about it for this one let me know
154. 8:04which characters you want to see next
155. 8:06I'll of course be doing the most
156. 8:07requested ones you know how it goes
157. 8:09subscribe we'll see you around and
158. 8:11thanks
159. 8:14[Music]