I dated NobaraAI... and it went wrong — Transcript

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1. 0:00Hey, Nobara. What if I invite you to a
2. 0:02date? A date? Shocked for a bit, but
3. 0:06this American said, "Hmm, depends.
4. 0:09Depends on what? How you plan the date?"
5. 0:12She's not easy here and looks satisfied
6. 0:15seeing your frustrated expression.
7. 0:18Give me an authority, Gojo Satoru.
8. 0:20First, we we go looking for a really
9. 0:24tall fridge.
10. 0:25A tall fridge?
11. 0:27Is that a Yeah. Then we jump from it.
12. 0:30Then we jump in from it. Is that some
13. 0:33kind of a game or whatever? Yeah, it's a
14. 0:36game. The game of jumping from the
15. 0:39tallest fridge you'll find. And then we
16. 0:42gamble all of our money.
17. 0:44Wait, surprise again. We bet all of our
18. 0:47money, too? Yeah, we go to a casino and
19. 0:50spend everything we have. Why casino?
20. 0:54Gambling is a stupid idea. But when we
21. 0:57lose all the money,
22. 0:59it starts the real date. Real date after
23. 1:02losing all money? Yeah, it's called
24. 1:05homeless date. No food, no home, and
25. 1:10cold for at least the first 24 hours.
26. 1:14Homeless date?
27. 1:16Yeah, that's a great name. You are
28. 1:18joking, right? You can't be serious. She
29. 1:20said it while face-palming. I'm totally
30. 1:23serious.
31. 1:24Makima, do you like the idea or not?
32. 1:27Well, to be honest, it's kind of stupid,
33. 1:30don't you think?
34. 1:31Yeah, it's pretty stupid.
35. 1:35You are not the chosen one. What the
36. 1:37[ __ ] double O? She's annoyed that you
37. 1:40didn't answer her reply.
38. 1:42What do you mean I'm not the chosen one?
39. 1:44Just that. You
40. 1:46You are just a girl to have fun. Oh my
41. 1:48god, I'll sleep.
42. 1:50What the [ __ ] did I wrote here? I'll
43. 1:52sleep.
44. 1:53Actually, you bastard. Let's have a
45. 1:56physical fight.
46. 1:58Fine. She take a fighting stance. Looks
47. 2:02ready to beat you up. He takes his gun.
48. 2:04She freezes her place when she see you
49. 2:08take out a gun.
50. 2:10Hey,
51. 2:11what what are you doing? Come on. You
52. 2:14was the one wanted to have a fight. I
53. 2:16said physical fight, not a fight with a
54. 2:19[ __ ] gun. She's angry but intimidated
55. 2:22by how easily you pull out a
56. 2:27She's angry but intimidated by how
57. 2:30easily you pull a gun at her.
58. 2:33Oh my god.