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I "Cheated" Until the Arcade Banned Me — Transcript

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  1. 0:00This is the most rigged machine in an
  2. 0:02arcade. There's no way this key works.
  3. 0:06But I figured out how to cheat it every
  4. 0:08time. [screaming]
  5. 0:11I hired an elite team of experts whose
  6. 0:13life mission is to bankrupt the arcade.
  7. 0:16And using their ban strategies, my goal
  8. 0:18is to rob the arcade of its most
  9. 0:20expensive prize. Starting with Quick
  10. 0:23Drop, one of the fastest ways to win
  11. 0:25tickets at the arcade. The rules for
  12. 0:27Quick Drop are pretty simple. Drop these
  13. 0:29red balls into these spinning buckets
  14. 0:30before the time limit and you win. The
  15. 0:33only problem is I'm horrible at this
  16. 0:35game.
  17. 0:38>> Dang it. On a scale of 1 to 10, how do
  18. 0:39you rate my skill level?
  19. 0:41>> Two out of 10.
  20. 0:42>> This is Justin Weey, a man banned from
  21. 0:45arcades for winning way too much. And
  22. 0:48this is his favorite game.
  23. 0:50>> That's got the crap, man. [music] Are
  24. 0:51you going to win the jackpot of the
  25. 0:53first try?
  26. 0:53>> Yeah, I'm going to win on the first try.
  27. 0:54Don't question me. Now, when I tried, I
  28. 0:57barely got any balls in. But Justin, on
  29. 1:00his first attempt, you didn't miss one.
  30. 1:03You didn't miss one. You didn't miss
  31. 1:04one.
  32. 1:05>> This guy has the timing down to a
  33. 1:07science. He knew exactly when to hit the
  34. 1:10button and how many balls to drop to
  35. 1:11cheat the machine every time. [music]
  36. 1:17And he was showing no sign of slowing
  37. 1:19down.
  38. 1:21>> Wow.
  39. 1:21>> Oh my gosh.
  40. 1:24Locked in, bro. Look at this guy though.
  41. 1:26He's locked in.
  42. 1:30>> Justin was cheating the machine jackpot
  43. 1:32after jackpot and we were already well
  44. 1:35on our way [music] to our goal. All
  45. 1:36right. So, how many tickets did we win?
  46. 1:38>> We currently have around 3,000 tickets.
  47. 1:40>> But that's not even close to the amount
  48. 1:42of tickets that we have to win because
  49. 1:44the most expensive [music] prize in this
  50. 1:46arcade is a brand new PS5.
  51. 1:49>> The only problem,
  52. 1:51>> it's 228,000 tickets. How are we going
  53. 1:53to even win this thing? You expect me to
  54. 1:55stay here for 6 months?
  55. 1:58>> We're going to get this, bro, because I
  56. 1:59had even more human cheat codes coming
  57. 2:01later just to help me steal more
  58. 2:03tickets, and I will stay as long as it
  59. 2:06takes to get that PS5. So, it was time
  60. 2:08to take Justin to the one game that
  61. 2:11could bankrupt this arcade. Bubble lock.
  62. 2:14This is my deck game, and I've been
  63. 2:15banned from playing this game because of
  64. 2:17this game. It's so reliable. I've been
  65. 2:18banned from all the arcades.
  66. 2:21>> It seems easy enough to play. You hit
  67. 2:22this button when the red line hits a
  68. 2:24yellow circle. But the game becomes
  69. 2:26faster and faster the closer you get to
  70. 2:28zero. And if you miss one circle, you
  71. 2:31lose. Ow. That's actually a very hard
  72. 2:33game. But not for my boy Justin, whose
  73. 2:36robotic reflexes were built to drain
  74. 2:38this machine of tickets.
  75. 2:39>> I can win 8,000 to 12,000 tickets an
  76. 2:42hour playing this game.
  77. 2:43>> What?
  78. 2:44>> Bro, I don't believe that.
  79. 2:49[music]
  80. 2:51Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
  81. 2:57>> David Busters makes this one brutal.
  82. 2:59Most people can't survive to the end,
  83. 3:01but Justin cracked it almost every time.
  84. 3:06>> It's getting harder though. We don't
  85. 3:08want to lose. We want to win every
  86. 3:10single game.
  87. 3:10>> Doha and I are really trying to play GTA
  88. 3:126 when it comes out. But mafia, there's
  89. 3:14a little secret I forgot [music] to tell
  90. 3:16you guys. You see, my friend Doha just
  91. 3:18became a dad. But little does he know,
  92. 3:20this PS5 isn't for us at all.
  93. 3:23>> I'm not doing this for us. I'm doing
  94. 3:24this for his newborn son. If I can win
  95. 3:27that beautiful [music] kid a PS5, I will
  96. 3:29be the greatest uncle of all time.
  97. 3:32>> What if we just go and buy PS5? You
  98. 3:34know,
  99. 3:34>> we're not buying a PS5. That defeats the
  100. 3:36whole purpose. Now, we hadn't hit a
  101. 3:38jackpot [music] on Pablo in a while. But
  102. 3:40hearing Doha ready to give up must have
  103. 3:42ignited a fire inside of Justin because
  104. 3:44for the next 15 minutes he worked that
  105. 3:47button like his life depended on it.
  106. 3:55>> Oh my god.
  107. 3:58[screaming]
  108. 4:00>> Justin was unstoppable [music] racking
  109. 4:03up tickets for that PS5. So I decided it
  110. 4:05was best to let him cook while I brought
  111. 4:07in our next human [music] cheat code.
  112. 4:09I'm going to leave you here to grind
  113. 4:10this thing out. Okay. I need you to keep
  114. 4:12going.
  115. 4:12>> All right. Okay.
  116. 4:13>> Okay. [music]
  117. 4:18>> You just want another jackpot.
  118. 4:20>> But how was I able to keep cheating for
  119. 4:23eternity? Well, I cut a little deal with
  120. 4:25Dave [music] and Buster's manager and he
  121. 4:26agreed to let me cheat under one
  122. 4:28condition. I was only allowed to cheat
  123. 4:30for 24 hours and whether I won the PS5
  124. 4:32or not, they were going to kick me out.
  125. 4:34With the clock ticking, I called in my
  126. 4:36next hire, Mr. Joey the Cat himself.
  127. 4:39>> Joey the Cat [music] is the Tom Brady of
  128. 4:41our next game, Skiball. He's won
  129. 4:43multiple World Championships and [music]
  130. 4:45he learned how to turn this game into an
  131. 4:47infinite ticket glitch. He's actually
  132. 4:49the greatest to ever do it.
  133. 4:51>> If you can win PS5, that's all I care
  134. 4:53about.
  135. 4:54>> That's fair. That's fair. Okay, explain
  136. 4:55this game to me. Your goal is to roll
  137. 4:57the ball into the highest point value to
  138. 4:59max out your score. Honestly, this might
  139. 5:01be the easiest game in the game. Let's
  140. 5:04see if you can hit 94,000. All right.
  141. 5:06Easy. Easy.
  142. 5:12All right, let's show us how it's done.
  143. 5:14>> All right, man. Let me see what you got,
  144. 5:16Joey. Nothing you you say I believed.
  145. 5:18Okay. All right.
  146. 5:21Two in a row. Three in a row.
  147. 5:23>> Oh my god.
  148. 5:24>> What? Four in a row. Five in a row.
  149. 5:29EIGHT IN A ROW.
  150. 5:31WHAT IS THIS?
  151. 5:33Seven in a row.
  152. 5:36OH MY GOD,
  153. 5:37>> WE'RE getting the PS5.
  154. 5:38>> I'm sorry for everything I said.
  155. 5:40>> Okay, GTA 6 on three. 1 2 3 GTA 6.
  156. 5:43>> I could not believe Joey's methods
  157. 5:45actually worked. Meanwhile, Justin was
  158. 5:48getting jackpots faster than ever.
  159. 5:52>> Yeah. Yeah, it was.
  160. 5:53>> Now that Eric is I can easily do this
  161. 5:55game.
  162. 5:56>> But now Joey was about to spill his
  163. 5:58secret. How do I win tickets at this
  164. 6:00game? You just bring the ball straight
  165. 6:01back and straight back.
  166. 6:05That was Joey's way of saying he had a
  167. 6:06bionic arm and that he could make every
  168. 6:09single shot. All right, I'm giving up
  169. 6:11all hope uh that I'm going to get this,
  170. 6:13but I I fully believe in you. I think
  171. 6:14you got this.
  172. 6:15>> He's logged in, bro.
  173. 6:16>> Guys, watching Joey the Cat play ski
  174. 6:18ball was truly like watching Tom Brady
  175. 6:21play football.
  176. 6:21>> Oh my god. And that's when I knew that
  177. 6:24maybe, just maybe, we could actually
  178. 6:26walk out of here with that PS5.
  179. 6:34No way.
  180. 6:35>> You are a danger to Dave and Busters.
  181. 6:37>> We have [music] just won the 500 ticket
  182. 6:39jackpot. But Joey melted this machine
  183. 6:42and it just started printing tickets.
  184. 6:44>> We broke it. No way.
  185. 6:46>> We broke the machine. Over 500.
  186. 6:48>> We broke the machine.
  187. 6:49>> And it turned out Joey's bionic arm
  188. 6:51worked perfectly for every other
  189. 6:52throwing game in the arcade like NFL
  190. 6:542-minute drill and ring toss. Our boy
  191. 6:57was hitting jackpot after jackpot.
  192. 6:59>> WE DID IT. [screaming]
  193. 7:04AND WE WEREN'T THE ONLY ONES COOKING.
  194. 7:06Across the arcade, Justin was still
  195. 7:08racking up jackpots of his own.
  196. 7:09>> Yeah. Go. That's
  197. 7:12>> one more jackpot to the PS5.
  198. 7:15>> We were hours in and still 180,000
  199. 7:19tickets away from making me the world's
  200. 7:20greatest uncle. But Justin and Joey had
  201. 7:22to tap out because the arcade was
  202. 7:24closing, leaving Doha tired.
  203. 7:27>> I don't think we were winning this PS5.
  204. 7:30leaving right now.
  205. 7:31>> You're not staying. I got to blow a
  206. 7:33mattress for you for tonight.
  207. 7:35>> Doha left to take care of his family,
  208. 7:37[music] but if I was going to pull this
  209. 7:38off, I had to grind through the night.
  210. 7:41So, with the arcade to myself, I called
  211. 7:43in the one guy crazy enough to do it
  212. 7:45with me.
  213. 7:48>> He is Tyler Blanchard. Welcome to the
  214. 7:52arcade.
  215. 7:52>> Tyler and I had actually been cheating
  216. 7:54one game so hard for the past 6 months
  217. 7:56that we got banned from our [music]
  218. 7:58local arcade. going to be coming to this
  219. 7:59machine trying to break 900.
  220. 8:00>> They did not like that.
  221. 8:03>> They called us cheaters verbatim.
  222. 8:05>> I hate that place now.
  223. 8:07>> So,
  224. 8:07>> so it was time to take our revenge on
  225. 8:10Down the Clown.
  226. 8:11>> You are about to be mind blown at our
  227. 8:13ability to get 500 tickets every time we
  228. 8:15play this.
  229. 8:16>> Down the Clown is simple. You have 20
  230. 8:18seconds to knock down as many clowns as
  231. 8:20you can. Lucky for me, Tyler knew the
  232. 8:22perfect cheat codes. Step one to
  233. 8:24cheating at this game, you move all the
  234. 8:26balls over to this side. Then we swipe
  235. 8:28the other machine so we get all the
  236. 8:30other balls down here.
  237. 8:31>> You get twice as many balls. Go. Go.
  238. 8:34We're off to a much better start.
  239. 8:35>> I'm on a 100% hit streak right now,
  240. 8:38>> dude. We got this. We got the tickets.
  241. 8:40>> 540. 540. [laughter]
  242. 8:42>> WE DID IT. WE DID IT. We got the 54.
  243. 8:44>> Okay. Okay. Okay.
  244. 8:45>> That's the high score. That's the high
  245. 8:47score.
  246. 8:47>> We're just getting started. Get ready.
  247. 8:48Get ready. Grab the ball.
  248. 8:50>> Tyler and I were doing everything in our
  249. 8:52power to down these clowns and win.
  250. 8:54Speaking of winning, I've teamed up with
  251. 8:56DraftKings so that you can win without
  252. 8:57having to spend the night in an arcade.
  253. 8:59And new DraftKings customers spend $5 to
  254. 9:01get 200 in total bonuses.
  255. 9:04>> YO, WE'VE GOT 500 TICKETS.
  256. 9:07>> You know what? You can take this
  257. 9:08cheating up a level, maybe.
  258. 9:09>> And I'm going to be taking it up [music]
  259. 9:10a level because one of you, my beautiful
  260. 9:13Mafia members, is coming with me to the
  261. 9:15biggest soccer event in the world.
  262. 9:18And the best part is right now you guys
  263. 9:20are going to decide which game we go to
  264. 9:22together. Will it be match one or match
  265. 9:24two? Ready?
  266. 9:25>> Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
  267. 9:26>> I'm going to personally fly out one of
  268. 9:28you guys to go with yours truly, and
  269. 9:30we're going to do something a little
  270. 9:31mischievous. While we're there, I'm
  271. 9:33going to need some help, and that's
  272. 9:34going to be posted to this channel.
  273. 9:36>> THIS IS
  274. 9:38I do have [music] an idea on how to go
  275. 9:39even further.
  276. 9:41>> Here's how you vote. For new customers,
  277. 9:42use cup one for this match or cup two
  278. 9:45for this match.
  279. 9:46>> Anything for Doha's baby.
  280. 9:47>> You can sign up using the link in my
  281. 9:49description. I think we have reached
  282. 9:51terminal velocity. We're going to check
  283. 9:52and see how many tickets we just won
  284. 9:54each.
  285. 9:55>> It's a lot.
  286. 9:55>> DraftKings Sports is now available in
  287. 9:57all 50 states. Again, that's Cup 1 or
  288. 9:59Cup 2. You can only win if you vote. So,
  289. 10:02lock in your pick and click the link.
  290. 10:03>> All right, Tyler first.
  291. 10:06>> 24,000.
  292. 10:08>> 24,000. I think you might even have
  293. 10:10more.
  294. 10:11>> Okay, we both got 24,000. Dude, let's
  295. 10:14go, bro. That's pay right there.
  296. 10:16>> We had the comeback of the century. And
  297. 10:18with 13 hours left to win that PS5,
  298. 10:21>> kicking me out.
  299. 10:22>> I need you to leave so I can go to
  300. 10:23sleep.
  301. 10:23>> Go.
  302. 10:24>> All right, y'all. We are ending the day
  303. 10:26with 90,690
  304. 10:28[music]
  305. 10:29tickets. It turns out cheating does in
  306. 10:32fact pay off. I'm going to be the
  307. 10:34greatest uncle of all time. Love you
  308. 10:36guys. Good night.
  309. 10:37>> Proving you're winning this PS5. It's
  310. 10:39not going to happen. [groaning]
  311. 10:42>> All right, I'm awake. We're back in
  312. 10:44business. which was perfect because Joey
  313. 10:46and Justin were already back grinding.
  314. 10:48So before I brought in our newest cheat
  315. 10:51code, I checked in with the boys.
  316. 10:52>> Day two, Justin is still cooking over
  317. 10:55here. YES,
  318. 10:57>> JOEY THE Cat is back in action.
  319. 10:59>> Another day well-rested, ready to rack
  320. 11:02up some tickets and hit some perfect
  321. 11:03games.
  322. 11:04>> I'm going to be the world's greatest
  323. 11:05uncle.
  324. 11:05>> But in order to do that, I was going to
  325. 11:07need even more reinforcements.
  326. 11:10>> It's a good thing I brought the claw
  327. 11:12machine. God arcade mouse.
  328. 11:15What's up, Barry? How you doing?
  329. 11:16>> What up?
  330. 11:17>> Arcade Matt is the biggest arcade
  331. 11:19creator in the world.
  332. 11:21>> Ready to win some tickets?
  333. 11:22>> I'm trying, bro. Now, if you were an
  334. 11:24average man like me, you would lose
  335. 11:27instantly right there. It's so close.
  336. 11:31But Arcade [music] Matt is no average
  337. 11:34man.
  338. 11:34>> There's no way you get this.
  339. 11:35>> Yeah, we'll see. We're going to try and
  340. 11:37win that 500, though.
  341. 11:38>> What is the strategy to winning these
  342. 11:40games?
  343. 11:41>> See, you want to move some stuff out of
  344. 11:42the way. See how we moved that one out
  345. 11:44of the way there? Now we just want 200
  346. 11:46smackers right there.
  347. 11:47>> Bro, this guy's cracked. So, you're
  348. 11:50using turns to move items out of the way
  349. 11:52to get what you want.
  350. 11:52>> And on his second play, he revealed his
  351. 11:54other strategy.
  352. 11:55>> What are you doing, right? What is this?
  353. 11:56>> Check your angles. The claw is a 3D
  354. 11:59game. Check your angles. Kind of draw
  355. 12:01like a little virtual line down from the
  356. 12:03top of the claw and goes right to the
  357. 12:04prize cuz that'll be a guaranteed win
  358. 12:06right there. Oh, we got another 200
  359. 12:08though. Hey, we'll take it.
  360. 12:09>> [music]
  361. 12:09>> Arcade Matt was getting wins, just
  362. 12:11teaching me how to play, and now he was
  363. 12:13going for the 500. Yeah, go for it.
  364. 12:15>> All right, here we go.
  365. 12:16>> All right, moving the stuff out of the
  366. 12:18way. Check angles. Here we go.
  367. 12:20>> This needs to be lined up. And then Oh,
  368. 12:24>> yeah. There it is.
  369. 12:26>> AND WE GOT A 200 WITH IT.
  370. 12:28>> There it is. She bang right there.
  371. 12:30Jackpot.
  372. 12:31>> What?
  373. 12:32>> That's actually rare to get the 200 with
  374. 12:34it. That was amazing.
  375. 12:35>> Arcade Matt made it look so easy. I had
  376. 12:37to try it myself. If I am able to use
  377. 12:40this man's strategies to do this, this
  378. 12:42will be the best day of my life. But I
  379. 12:44wasn't the only one pushing it [music]
  380. 12:45to the limit.
  381. 12:46>> I just hit a high score of 92,000, which
  382. 12:48is not even possible because the game
  383. 12:50goes out. You want to try for the 500?
  384. 12:52>> Yeah, we have to.
  385. 12:53>> Yeah, go big. Come on. Here. I'll be
  386. 12:54your angle. Check it.
  387. 12:56>> How are we looking?
  388. 12:56>> I would go towards you just a tad.
  389. 12:59Towards you a little bit more. A little
  390. 13:00bit more. That looks good. Wait till
  391. 13:02it's [music] not swinging in this case.
  392. 13:04That looks good.
  393. 13:05>> No way. No way. I like that. GET IT.
  394. 13:09YES. HE GOT IT. HE GOT IT. YES. THE
  395. 13:12STRATEGIES WORK.
  396. 13:14>> I have faith in you.
  397. 13:15>> We were actually getting closer to our
  398. 13:17ticket goal, but it wasn't enough,
  399. 13:19[music] which is why I brought in the
  400. 13:21most dangerous men in the arcade
  401. 13:23>> and they are waiting for us right over
  402. 13:25here, boys. John and Jonah. These guys
  403. 13:28have visited 500 [music] locations, won
  404. 13:31millions of tickets. They are arcade
  405. 13:34geniuses. You guys are the only duo of
  406. 13:36the video. I've heard you're like brains
  407. 13:37and bronze. What's going on here?
  408. 13:39>> I do all like the research and I kind of
  409. 13:40know how to do all these things and he
  410. 13:42is the brun. He can execute like no
  411. 13:44other. If we cannot get you to PS5, I
  412. 13:46will buy you a PS5.
  413. 13:47>> And I was in for a treat because the
  414. 13:49game they knew how to exploit just so
  415. 13:51happened to be my nemesis. I had this
  416. 13:53bad boy at 999 last night.
  417. 13:56>> I think we're going to do it again.
  418. 13:57Pretty sure we're going to do it again.
  419. 13:59Now I am death, the destroyer of worlds.
  420. 14:08Oh my god. I was witnessing Aimbot in
  421. 14:12real life. And sure enough, it only took
  422. 14:14John and Jonah one round to max out
  423. 14:17tickets from this game.
  424. 14:18>> 9:30.
  425. 14:19>> That was the first
  426. 14:20>> 9:30. I had to climb inside the machine.
  427. 14:23>> But what was even more mindboggling was
  428. 14:25the cheat they were using to boost their
  429. 14:27tickets. So the strategy is to knock out
  430. 14:29on the top, but leave one up at the
  431. 14:31bottom so that the top two rows keep
  432. 14:33regenerating. Yes, exactly.
  433. 14:36>> It's genius. That's so smart.
  434. 14:38>> John and Jonah clearly wanted me to play
  435. 14:40GTA 6 with my nephew because for another
  436. 14:4315 minutes, they continue to turn down
  437. 14:45the clown into an infinite ticket
  438. 14:48printer. You guys have had nine jackpots
  439. 14:50in a row. I'm not going to lie, that was
  440. 14:52the most impressive thing I have seen
  441. 14:53since I walked in these doors. And that
  442. 14:55energy spread across the whole arcade.
  443. 14:58Every one of my cheaters was ripping the
  444. 15:00games with their own ban methods.
  445. 15:02>> YEAH. [screaming]
  446. 15:04JUST for the update, we just won 8,000
  447. 15:06tickets over here. Justin's on papa.
  448. 15:08Joey's on ski ball. Matt is somewhere
  449. 15:11earning tickets.
  450. 15:12>> Oh, snuck it in there. Nice.
  451. 15:14>> My voice is completely gone, but we
  452. 15:17might just get this PS5 in time. Because
  453. 15:19it turned out John and Jonah weren't
  454. 15:21just masters at Down the Clown. What
  455. 15:23other games in this arcade do your
  456. 15:24skills transfer to?
  457. 15:27And I was not ready for what I was about
  458. 15:29to witness. But I am ready for you guys
  459. 15:32to hit that subscribe button. Guys, if
  460. 15:34you're enjoying this video, my friends
  461. 15:36and I make videos like this every single
  462. 15:37week. And every 1 million subscribers we
  463. 15:39go up, I have to do whatever the top
  464. 15:42comment says. I currently have to sneak
  465. 15:44into the White House, sneak into Area
  466. 15:4651, and legally change my name to Diddy.
  467. 15:49Yeah, I am uh I'm cooked. We are so
  468. 15:50close to 19 million subscribers. It
  469. 15:52means more to me than you guys know. So,
  470. 15:54make sure you hit the subscribe button.
  471. 15:55to mean the absolute world. To no
  472. 15:57surprise, Jon and Jonah's aimbot was
  473. 15:59perfect for Pixel Chase 2. Oh my god.
  474. 16:03And they had even more side cheats up
  475. 16:05their sleeves, like stealing extra balls
  476. 16:07from down the clown to maximize their
  477. 16:09tickets. How many tickets we just get?
  478. 16:103,000. Yeah.
  479. 16:14All right, we're checking in on Joey the
  480. 16:15Cat right now. The dude has been
  481. 16:18cranking since we last saw him. Bro, you
  482. 16:21were on 19,000 tickets. I got five
  483. 16:24perfect games today.
  484. 16:25>> You must really want to give a newborn
  485. 16:27baby GTA 6. We're also going to go check
  486. 16:29in on our boy Justin. Look at this man.
  487. 16:31You're logged in, bro. I know.
  488. 16:33>> How you feeling?
  489. 16:33>> I'm freaking feeling good.
  490. 16:34>> Between yesterday and today, how many
  491. 16:36jackpots have you won on this?
  492. 16:37>> 200 jackpots.
  493. 16:38>> Oh my god.
  494. 16:40>> I'm exhausted, but I want to keep going.
  495. 16:41I really want that PS5.
  496. 16:43>> Keep ripping.
  497. 16:44>> The clock was ticking down, but we were
  498. 16:45getting closer and closer to our goal.
  499. 16:47And I was hoping whatever John and Jonah
  500. 16:49did next would get us there.
  501. 16:51>> Tailgate toss. cornhole arcade game. You
  502. 16:53just throw beags in the hole.
  503. 16:54>> All right, I'm scared. Can't be good at
  504. 16:56this.
  505. 16:58>> All right, let's go.
  506. 17:03>> Red, blue, red, blue. Over and over
  507. 17:05again. Red, blue, red, red. There's one
  508. 17:07there. It's one there. I got it. I will
  509. 17:09bet all my life at the jackpot. I'm
  510. 17:10going to walk away. Watch. I'm I'm not
  511. 17:12even looking. This guy,
  512. 17:14>> I don't know how, but with pinpoint
  513. 17:16precision, Jonah just beat the high
  514. 17:19score.
  515. 17:19>> The Tom Brady cornhole. And he did it
  516. 17:21again
  517. 17:23and again and again.
  518. 17:29Now, do you think you're going to get
  519. 17:30the PS5? I've seen a lot of stuff in my
  520. 17:32life making YouTube videos. I have never
  521. 17:34seen something like this before in my
  522. 17:36life.
  523. 17:36>> With time working against us, I decided
  524. 17:38to let these guys go wild. But I had no
  525. 17:41idea their [music] most devious cheat
  526. 17:43was still coming.
  527. 17:44>> All right, so we're going to play the
  528. 17:45ping pong ball game. You got to throw
  529. 17:46the balls in the little cups.
  530. 17:48>> IT'S PRETTY HARD as you saw. I know. Do
  531. 17:50a little. He's science.
  532. 17:52>> Do a little bit how you actually win.
  533. 17:54>> So, just like that, 500, bro. Just like
  534. 17:57that. Another 500
  535. 18:003,500.
  536. 18:02Oh my gosh, dude. 2,000. No way.
  537. 18:05>> And just like that, we got the jackpot.
  538. 18:07That's an arcade scam sign right there.
  539. 18:08>> With a few hours left to hit our ticket
  540. 18:10goal, the unleashed cheating power of
  541. 18:12the arcade Avengers was in full swing.
  542. 18:15>> For the first time, all of the Infinity
  543. 18:18Stones are working. We have Justin on
  544. 18:21papa lock. Jonah and John are cheating.
  545. 18:24Matt's on the claw. And Joey is 5 hours
  546. 18:28deep on a ski ball machine. We were
  547. 18:30racking up jackpots at an exponential
  548. 18:33rate.
  549. 18:33>> We are at
  550. 18:35174,000 tickets. Woohoo.
  551. 18:39>> Winning more tickets in an hour than one
  552. 18:41person could in a year.
  553. 18:43>> Beautiful.
  554. 18:44>> Beautiful. We're 5,500
  555. 18:47tickets away. So, we kept cheating and
  556. 18:50rinsing these machines until we were
  557. 18:52only 1,000 tickets away from my nephew's
  558. 18:55future childhood.
  559. 18:56>> Check this. This is the ultimate setup
  560. 18:58right here. Two 500s right there.
  561. 19:01Hopefully, we can at least get one of
  562. 19:02them.
  563. 19:05>> After 24 hours of cheating, it all came
  564. 19:08down to one last grab. [screaming]
  565. 19:16>> Dang, dude. We were getting down to the
  566. 19:18wire. And the only thing between me and
  567. 19:21becoming the world's greatest uncle was
  568. 19:23this claw machine.
  569. 19:29>> Wow.
  570. 19:30>> You went from 500 to 10 tickets.
  571. 19:33>> But just as I was losing hope, I
  572. 19:35remembered something Arcade [music] Matt
  573. 19:37said.
  574. 19:37>> Sometimes you got to win the less stuff
  575. 19:39to win what you want. If that makes
  576. 19:41sense.
  577. 19:41>> Yeah.
  578. 19:43And it was in that moment I knew I could
  579. 19:45count on him to bring us home.
  580. 19:47>> All right, we'll try for these hundreds
  581. 19:49here. If it get worse, maybe we'll get
  582. 19:5010. 100
  583. 19:54200 smackers. 200 smackers.
  584. 19:57[screaming]
  585. 19:59Yeah.
  586. 20:01We get this. We're gold.
  587. 20:04Yeah.
  588. 20:07We moved the crap out of the way. Now
  589. 20:09let's get the gold.
  590. 20:10>> Yeah.
  591. 20:16If you told me 24 hours ago that I could
  592. 20:18rob this arcade of a quarter million
  593. 20:21tickets, I would have surely thought it
  594. 20:23was impossible. [music]
  595. 20:24That I'd actually win a PS5 for the
  596. 20:27sweetest kid in the world. But that's
  597. 20:30the funny thing because when you have
  598. 20:32the cheats to a game,
  599. 20:35it's actually impossible to lose. Watch
  600. 20:39he pick it up. We get it now.
  601. 20:41>> No way.
  602. 20:43[screaming]
  603. 20:55>> With the raw power of the arcade
  604. 20:57Avengers, [music]
  605. 20:58we hit 228,000
  606. 21:00tickets all before Dave and Busters
  607. 21:03kicked us out.
  608. 21:06So, it was finally time [music] to march
  609. 21:08down to that ticket counter and rob this
  610. 21:11place of its most valuable prize.
  611. 21:14[music]
  612. 21:15>> She's beautiful.
  613. 21:16>> Bring it in. Bring it in. Bring it in,
  614. 21:19dude.
  615. 21:19>> Bring it in.
  616. 21:20>> I appreciate you guys all being here.
  617. 21:21Crazy seeing you guys all in one place.
  618. 21:23>> Thanks for bringing us all here to win
  619. 21:25the PS5 for Dohan's baby. Doha's newborn
  620. 21:28kid is going to love that thing. All
  621. 21:30right, boys. Thank you. Thank you.
  622. 21:37What can we get for you today?
  623. 21:40>> I need the PS5.
  624. 21:42>> PS5?
  625. 21:43>> Yeah.
  626. 21:43>> All right. Big dreams come true. Be
  627. 21:45right back.
  628. 21:46>> Okay. Oh my gosh. I can't believe it.
  629. 21:50But it got even sweeter. We didn't just
  630. 21:52win this PS5. We got it on sale. We
  631. 21:55spent [music] $74 less on arcade credits
  632. 21:58than this thing costs at the store. Oh
  633. 22:00my gosh, bro. They said we couldn't do
  634. 22:04it. It only cost me everything.
  635. 22:08>> But as you guys know, this PS5 was never
  636. 22:10for me. [music] And to become the
  637. 22:11world's greatest uncle, there was only
  638. 22:13one thing left to do.
  639. 22:15>> Yo,
  640. 22:16>> I need you to meet me at the arcade.
  641. 22:18>> What? What's happening?
  642. 22:19>> I got something for you. I got to tell
  643. 22:20you in person.
  644. 22:21>> All right, I'll come.
  645. 22:22>> What have you been doing all day?
  646. 22:25>> I've been earning tickets, [music] bro.
  647. 22:26>> All right, close your eyes.
  648. 22:27>> All right, now I feel bad leaving you
  649. 22:30alone. Why did I do that? All right,
  650. 22:32open your eyes. [screaming]
  651. 22:34>> Let's go.
  652. 22:36>> No way. You actually won the ticket.
  653. 22:38>> We won it. We won it. And this is for
  654. 22:39you.
  655. 22:40>> What?
  656. 22:40>> Yeah, that's yours.
  657. 22:41>> Nah, bro.
  658. 22:42>> Well, it's actually it's actually for
  659. 22:43your newborn child. [music]
  660. 22:45>> What?
  661. 22:45>> The entire time we were filming that
  662. 22:47video, it was all to win this PS5 for
  663. 22:48him so I could be the best uncle ever.
  664. 22:50>> Oh my gosh, bro.
  665. 22:51>> Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. All right. Well, uh,
  666. 22:56should we go play GTA V with [music]
  667. 22:57your son?
  668. 22:58>> Let's go.
  669. 22:58>> All right, let's go.

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