I Blew Up a Shorts Channel in 7 Days! — Transcript
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- 0:00This, is my shorts channel. It has over 50 million views. Dozens of viral videos, and a formula
- 0:06that goes viral almost every single time… But, that was in 2023… I haven’t posted
- 0:12a single short since then. And while I was gone… this happened.
- 0:24Can you still do it? I mean honestly… I don’t know,
- 0:29man. The stuff that’s going viral right now? I don’t even understand most of it. What does
- 0:33“6 7” even mean? So you can’t.
- 0:43So we made a deal. In this video, I’m gonna create a shorts channel, completely from scratch,
- 0:47get at least 1 million views on a single short, and do it in 7 days. Wait, 7 days?! Dude! That’s…
- 0:54Steven: More than enough. People do this all the time… Right?
- 0:59Come on, people are waiting for you. Alright, whatever. What could go wrong?
- 1:18Okay, day zero. Before doing anything else,
- 1:20we need to figure out what this channel is actually about. Since we only got 7 days to
- 1:25make our viral short, we need a niche that’s already getting a lot of attention right now.
- 1:34So for research purposes, I spent 3 hours scrolling on youtube shorts… and instagram…
- 1:39and tiktok. Look, I’m not proud of it, okay? But other than the AI slop, reddit stories that
- 1:44definitely didn’t happen, and brainrot memes, something kept showing up. Business stories.
- 1:50Why this company does this weird thing that sounds dumb until someone explains it and you go “oh,
- 1:55that’s actually genius”. Stuff that makes you feel smart for watching.
- 1:58Like magnatesmedia docs, but shorter... and lower quality…
- 2:02I noted down the channels and videos that we can get inspiration from.
- 2:08Alright, now, the fun part. What this channel should look like? Name, font, colors, art style,
- 2:14animations, even the channel’s mission statement… Okay maybe no need to go that deep.
- 2:19I want it to feel like there’s a real person behind it. Not a big media company or a
- 2:24youtube automation guru. And the best way to do that, is using a real name. Like, Heisenberg…
- 2:30Always wanted to have a channel with that name. For the art style, I’ve got something in mind.
- 2:37Definitely not inspired from Fern, by the way. You can probably do something much better, but I
- 2:41don’t have time to overthink this. Moving on. I chose a simple font, and a color palette,
- 2:45tweaked the character with ChatGPT, made a banner in Canva, and set up the channel.
- 2:50Oh, and this time, I opened accounts on Instagram and TikTok as well. We’ll come
- 2:54back to those later. Okay, I think we’re-
- 2:57Wait. Did you just-
- 3:02You really think… you can build a brand… with a domain like that?
- 3:06You… you can talk?! I mean, Shopify gave me that by default.
- 3:11And you accepted it? That link… It tells everyone that you
- 3:14didn’t care about your brand. You didn’t cook. You need a real domain that people can trust, dude.
- 3:20Come on, is it really that big of a deal? No… You clearly don’t know who you’re talking to,
- 3:24so let me clue you in. I am not a random creator with a sketchy link, Isaac. I am the brand!
- 3:32Uhh… A guy opens his store with some ugly default link
- 3:35and you think that of me? No. I am the one viewers trust. What would you think if you saw that link?
- 3:41That he’s a scammer? Exactly! You think MrBeast, ishowspeed,
- 3:45Dude Perfect, or Zach King use ugly default links? Probably not.
- 3:49They all use a dot store domain for their store. Your name, dot store. That’s it. The
- 3:53obvious choice. It’s clean. Memorable! People see it once, they immediately know it’s your
- 3:58store and trust it. And when they know it’s your store… I mean come on, it’s a no brainer.
- 4:02You get more clicks. And more clicks…
- 4:05Equals more sales. Not bad!
- 4:07Okay, fine. What’s the domain we should get? You know. You know exactly what we should get.
- 4:12Now. Say my domain name. heisenberg.store
- 4:17You’re goddamn right. Just get your dot store domain with the
- 4:22link in description for $1 for first year. And seriously, huge thanks to the
- 4:26legends at dot store domains, for sponsoring these unhinged ideas.
- 4:30Wake up. What?
- 4:32Wake up! You alright, man?
- 4:37Yeah, I just… Alright, everything’s ready. Let’s begin!
- 4:48Look, I’ve played these games before. The algorithm can change, new trends,
- 4:52doesn’t matter. The core thing that makes a short go viral, that doesn’t change.
- 4:56Make people watch, and keep them watching. That’s it.
- 4:59So the plan for today is simple. We’re gonna use my viral recipe from this video.
- 5:04First up, the video idea. While researching yesterday, I’ve got
- 5:08a list of solid video ideas. They all sound promising, but this one caught my attention.
- 5:12It’s a trending topic. I even saw a few long-form videos about it doing well, which is a good
- 5:17sign. It raises an emotion in the viewer, and everyone under 30 would relate to this, I guess.
- 5:25I watched the original video, did some quick research, and wrote the script
- 5:30Voiceover, of course, ElevenLabs. Move into Premiere Pro, and cut the silences. Great!
- 5:37Visuals. I made some simple animations in Canva, and got related movie scenes
- 5:42from Youtube. I’ve already made a full video exposing how I edit, so I’ll keep it short.
- 5:47Put the clips together, add keyframes for movement, auto captions with fast pacing,
- 5:51trending music, a few sound effects, finish it up with some cool effects for a fancier look,
- 5:55and export the final video… Looks good.
- 6:12Yeah, I think it’s pretty good. Why does it feel like something’s
- 6:16missing though… Anyways! I published it on the channel.
- 6:19Oh, almost forgot about tiktok and instagram. I shared the video on there as well,
- 6:23but let’s not focus on those for now. It’s a shorts challenge, right? We’ve
- 6:27got enough things to worry about right now. I’ll show them at the end though, no worries.
- 6:30I closed my laptop, and… time to wait for the views…
- 6:47Alright, not bad for the first day. I’ve seen worse. We probably need to give it
- 6:51more time. Let’s look at the analytics though. Oh… Well, that’s not a great sign. On my old
- 7:01channel, a viral video would get above 80% swipe rate, and 90% retention. So
- 7:06I guess the chances of this short going viral, statistically speaking… is pretty low right now.
- 7:21Okay, that was expected. I’ve been off shorts for 3 years. Of course the first
- 7:25one wasn’t gonna be perfect. Let’s just analyze it and see how we can fix it.
- 7:29Problem one. The topic sounds good on paper, but the average person opens
- 7:34shorts to get some quick dopamine hit during his break. Watching a video about why he’s
- 7:38doomed might not be a bright idea, heheh. So my next video idea is about a weird rule
- 7:43in Brazil prisons, where inmates can reduce their sentence by reading books. Pretty weird,
- 7:47if you ask me. And it’s kinda fits our niche, if you assume the government is a business…?
- 7:51But the video idea wasn’t the only issue here. Problem two. In the intro, even though I thought
- 7:57people would be shocked by the data, and therefore keep watching, that doesn’t seem
- 8:01like working either. No stakes. And no reason to care. We need something better for the next intro.
- 8:06Problem three. No real payoff at the end. We gave no solution or anything
- 8:10at the end. Just one of my terrible jokes… Not everybody has a good sense of humor like you…
- 8:14Would you want me to rewrite the script for better- wait…
- 8:17You didn’t see that. Anyways, we got our
- 8:20points for improvement. So I wrote the new script, better hook, and an actual ending.
- 8:24Now, while doing all this, I watched similar videos from other youtubers… to see what
- 8:28they’re actually doing to go viral. And a few of them mentioned something.
- 8:31You just take the transcript of a video that already went viral, feed it into ChatGPT,
- 8:35and ask it to write a new script on a different topic based on that structure…
- 8:41That’s actually good. But why does it… And we do our thing again. Voiceover,
- 8:45footage, animations, editing, captions, music, sound effects, and…
- 8:51done. Now, it’s time to… wait… You know,
- 9:07I actually don’t wanna give up on that first video. The algorithm probably couldn’t find
- 9:11its audience yet. Sometimes it just needs a day to warm up. Yeah. Let’s hold this
- 9:15for an extra day. I have a feeling about this… Okay this was a dumb idea. But that’s fine. We
- 9:28still have time. I got this. And now, we wait again…
- 9:47I told you. 21k. In 24 hours! The analytics are even better. 80% swipe rate,
- 9:53and 96% retention! We even started getting some comments and subscribers as well.
- 9:58We definitely did something good here. The optimized script idea was
- 10:01the secret sauce. If I still know something about youtube shorts,
- 10:05this short may even get us to 1 million views. Not gonna lie, my confidence was pretty low
- 10:09after the first video flopped. But seeing this gave me the dopamine boost I needed.
- 10:14So… the only logical step from here? We do it again. And we do it better.
- 10:19The next video, why Yamaha makes everything. Pianos, motorcycles,
- 10:23jet skis, flutes, even bathtubs! Yeah, I didn’t know that either. Hopefully, there are around 1
- 10:29million uneducated people out there like me. Same process. Video idea and Zack D Films
- 10:34transcript goes in, the optimized script goes out. Man, how were we living before this thing…
- 10:40Voiceover, cut silences, and for the visuals, since we already got our winning formula,
- 10:44let’s go a bit further this time. I spent an extra hour to find actual footage,
- 10:48make better animations, and give the edit that extra polish. You know the rest.
- 11:05Yeah. This could be the one.
- 11:18Well, seems like we got our first push. Not bad. Let’s check out the metrics.
- 11:23Wait, what? That doesn’t make sense. We did everything right!
- 11:27Okay, what about the Brazil video? Last time I checked it was still getting views.
- 11:31Alright. Something’s definitely wrong here. So I went back to the drawing board again.
- 11:36And checked Zack’s video and mine side by side, from the eyes of an actual doomscroller.
- 11:41The script is definitely there. I mean we literally yoinked the structure.
- 11:45Which means, the only thing that makes our short worse, is the visuals. That video got
- 11:49pretty wild animations that keep you hooked. Mine? Some random movie scenes and Canva
- 11:54animations. That’s what I’ve been missing. But it won’t be as easy as stealing the
- 11:58script with a single prompt. That guy probably has an army
- 12:00of professional animators working for him 24/7. I don’t think I can learn 3D animation in 2 days…
- 12:07Dude, it’s 2026. What?
- 12:10I mean, you probably haven’t heard this small thing called… AI VIDEOS! Have you?
- 12:14Yeah, but… it would look kinda… cheap. Come on, look around. You’ve been literally
- 12:20using it to create these scenes. They seem pretty good to me. Just saying.
- 12:27Alright, that could actually work. But we need a proper workflow to pull this
- 12:30off. We gotta make this short completely different from anything I’d made before…
- 12:50Day 6. We just need 970,000 views. No pressure. For the final video, I chose the topic “how
- 12:57Nescafe changed the drinking culture in Japan”. You know, back then, japanese people weren’t
- 13:02drinking coffee… at all. Then Nescafe came in, and with some sneaky marketing tactics,
- 13:07they made Japan the biggest coffee consumers on the planet. I mean, cool topic, surprising reveal,
- 13:13sneaky tactics. Perfect fit for the channel! I’ve been using Zack D Films’ structure almost all
- 13:20week. But for this last one, I wanted something different. So I scrolled a bit, and found this
- 13:25new channel that’s blowing up. Seems like they’re making videos about gambling… I mean psychology
- 13:30behind human decision-making… Interesting… But we’re looking for their scripting structure.
- 13:35As I analyzed them, three things stood out. One. They open every script by making the
- 13:40viewer a character inside the story. Like a roleplay game. And they immediately state the
- 13:45main problem. So the viewer feels like they got personal stakes in the outcome. And they
- 13:49have to watch till the end to solve it. Like, we don’t say “How did Nescafe manage to make
- 13:53coffee popular in Japan”. We say “You’re a massive coffee company, and you have a problem”. Now the
- 13:59viewer is not watching a situation. They’re in the middle of it. They’ll literally go
- 14:03bankrupt if they don’t watch it till the end! The second thing, is that they unfold the
- 14:06solution step by step. Like this. And the ending, should reveal the
- 14:11actual story. In our case, oh it was Nescafe doing this the whole time.
- 14:15So I wrote the script around these. Added my own terrible jokes here and there, asked ChatGPT
- 14:20to optimize it further, made the voiceover, and moved on to the final boss. Animations…
- 14:26Since we’ve been using this low-poly art style, we gotta go all in.
- 14:31First, I asked AI to generate a shotlist. Yeah, that didn’t work… Turns
- 14:35out we have to use our brain. So I sketched a quick storyboard, wrote
- 14:39the scene descriptions, and generated the images. Once all images are done, I started animating
- 14:43them one by one. And damn, these video models are getting out of hand! Anyways,
- 14:48let me finish all the shots. Day 7. Yesterday just flew by.
- 14:56Even though it’s AI, animations still take a lot of time. But it’s done!
- 15:00Now we’ll just put it all together. Voiceover. Visuals. Keyframes.
- 15:03Captions. Music. Sound effects. And… Honestly, this is the best thing we’ve
- 15:21made this week. The topic is strong, script is tight, the visuals actually
- 15:25held up. Zack, I’m coming for you, man. So I published it in all platforms again.
- 15:31And I started waiting… and waiting… and waiting… But deep down… I knew something was still missing…
- 16:05Isaac?! Dude, what the hell are you doing? What?! It’s… empty…?
- 16:14Dude, what’s going on? Bro thinks he’s Kung Fu Panda.
- 16:20Wait… you’re serious. I did everything,
- 16:23man. The script, animations, everything! Everything the algorithm wants. But that
- 16:29feeling… Something’s still missing. Something the old Isaac had back in the day. My secret sauce…
- 16:40Fine. You really wanna know what was your secret? The old Isaac cared about his videos. He wasn’t
- 16:45making shorts to get 1 million views. He wasn’t making them to win an imaginary 7 day challenge.
- 16:49Or to prove himself to someone else, whatever. He was making them because… it was just… fun.
- 16:56Did… did I just spend an entire week… copying others, just to get… views?
- 17:09Dude! You alright? I was… just trying to show that I still have… it…
- 17:19Pathetic. What?
- 17:21I knew you wouldn’t make it. It’s a different game than 3 years ago. Your time already passed, dude.
- 17:33Maybe you’re right… What?
- 17:36Or maybe… that was the point…
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