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0:00On the unstable SMP, thousands of
0:02players have tried to rule over the
0:04server, but all of them failed except
0:07for one.
0:11His name is Lettuce K, and he's the only
0:14king in the history of the unstable SMP.
0:18Like most players, Lettuce started from
0:21the very bottom. After being forced to
0:24relocate across several different
0:25civilizations, Lettuce was tricked into
0:28joining a corrupt mining city. Here,
0:32powerful players forced him to mine
0:34diamonds in exchange for his freedom.
0:43Lettuce promised to himself that when he
0:45got out, he would serve justice to these
0:47corrupt players and rid the server of
0:50all its evil. But he soon realized that
0:53there was no chance that he'd ever be
0:55able to leave the walls of the city
0:56without being killed.
1:01Until one day, another player was forced
1:04into joining the city. This player was
1:06different. He outsmarted the corrupt
1:08players and freed everyone, including
1:11Lettuce himself.
1:16Lettus thanked this player for his help
1:18and just like that, he had escaped.
1:22Over the course of the next year,
1:24Lettuce tried his best to fulfill his
1:26promise. He created a justice
1:28enforcement group called Law and began
1:31hunting players who he believed were
1:32corrupt.
1:34But Lettuce knew he was still too weak.
1:37And if he truly wanted to fix this
1:38server, he needed to hold even more
1:40[music] power. He would have to become
1:42king.
1:48But on a server like Unstable, a server
1:51with no rules, nobody would want a king.
1:55So let us sent a thousand of his own law
1:57men to their death and use this massacre
2:00to call for an election, which he rigged
2:02to win. However, the same player who had
2:06saved Lettuce in the mining city saw
2:08right through his plan and began to
2:10rival Lettuce in his own election.
2:16But Lettuce was going to become king no
2:18matter what it took. He blackmailed this
2:21player, framed him, even attempted to
2:24kill him. But it was no use. And
2:27finally, after realizing that he was
2:29going to lose, let us stop the election
2:32and declared himself the first king of
2:34Unstable.
2:41In the pursuit of justice, Lettuce had
2:43become what he swore to once destroy.
2:46And that player who saved Lettuce is me.
2:51I'm putting this election on pause and
2:53allowing myself to be the interimm
2:55leader of this server until I deem the
2:58election safe enough to resume. And
3:00parent,
3:02I just got word that they've apprehended
3:05that friend of yours.
3:08If you want to get Theo back, you're
3:10going to endorse me and then you're
3:12going to go to jail. Understood?
3:19>> So, where are you taking me?
3:22>> You're going to law prison. Simple as
3:24that.
3:25>> To do what? Sit around and watch you
3:28become the interim leader of this
3:29server, even though you [music] didn't
3:31even win the election. This is just a
3:33desperate attempt at a power grab, bro.
3:35You know that. You're scared of losing.
3:39>> I'm scared of what'll happen if I don't
3:40win. I'm so close to saving the server.
3:45I can't let anyone get in the way. You
3:47should know that this is nothing
3:49personal.
3:50>> It's nothing personal except the fact
3:51that you kidnapped my best friend. We
3:54used to be friends. Lettuce, remember
3:57when we were in that mining city?
3:59>> You think I don't remember? I I wanted
4:02to be like you when I saw you breed me.
4:04That's why I did all this. That's why
4:06I'm doing this. I hate that you had to
4:09be my opponent, but trust me, when this
4:12is all over, I promise you, [music] I
4:13promised you this server will be a
4:15better place. Guards, I need you to
4:18split off and make sure this area is
4:20safe.
4:21This guy's always got something planned
4:23or someone with him. So, I just want to
4:25make sure. We're going to take the long
4:27route. You guys go ahead and scout
4:28ahead.
4:33>> [music]
4:38>> Where are you keeping Theo?
4:41Is he in here, too?
4:51Welcome to Law HQ.
5:01>> [music]
5:08>> lettuce
5:12mining fatigue.
5:15You're making a massive mistake, bro.
5:19I'm just doing what needs to be done.
5:20That's what what this whole thing has
5:22been about for me.
5:24>> Okay. And what if I don't go in? You're
5:27going to kill me right here.
5:30>> Going to have to. I really don't want
5:31to. So, please don't make this difficult
5:35because you know that I won't hesitate.
5:38I'm going to need your items. Anything
5:40you have left.
5:42My 34 bread, bro. You can take it.
5:47>> All right. Now, step in the chamber,
5:49please.
5:53Lettuce then proceeded to conduct an
5:54item check to make sure that I hadn't
5:56smuggled anything that could help me
5:58escape.
6:00And once he knew that I was clear, he
6:02then prepared to transport [music] me to
6:04my cell
6:07base.
6:10E-cards, [music] please.
6:21Can I get my bread back, please?
6:23>> Uh, not quite, but I do have to give you
6:26something as per protocol.
6:29Make sure you don't get don't get too
6:31far.
6:33>> Curse of binding armor.
6:37>> Just to make sure you don't try and
6:38escape. You can thank Wimu for that one.
6:43Go on. Don't test me. I'm I'm telling
6:46you right now.
6:50Good.
6:53All right, we're almost there.
7:10All
7:18>> [music]
7:37>> right. [music] Now listen here. Listen
7:39good.
7:41You want any chance at seeing Theo
7:43again? Of seeing the son again? You're
7:45going to endorse me? You're going to say
7:47you were wrong about everything? You're
7:49going to let me take this election for
7:51the good of us all?
7:58You think that I would ever endorse you
8:01after you kidnapped Theo and now put me
8:04in prison? Are you stupid?
8:08>> No. But I know that eventually you will.
8:10And when you are, just let me know.
8:13Benjamin, you stay down here and you're
8:14going to watch him. Anything happens,
8:17tries to make a move, just kill him. No
8:21questions asked. Ace,
8:25let's go. Lettuce had really thought
8:28this out. Even though this prison had an
8:30extremely simple design, there was no
8:32way to escape because of the guard who
8:34was constantly watching over me. I had
8:37to get out of here, save my friend Theo,
8:39and then stop Lettuce. But as of right
8:41now, all of these things seem totally
8:44impossible. Can I get some food?
8:48Lettuce didn't leave me with any food.
8:49I'm going to starve to death [music] in
8:50here.
9:00Where are you keeping Theo?
9:05Is he in here as well?
9:11>> Will you let the other people out?
9:13>> Go.
9:14>> Oh my gosh.
9:17>> Oh, you're not even good, bro.
9:18>> Go.
9:20>> I kill all of you.
9:22Give me one sword.
9:25Go.
9:26>> Oh my.
9:27>> Benjamin, sit and watch Blurbenstein as
9:30well. Make sure [music] they both don't
9:33escape.
9:35Oh, hey.
9:37Hey. You must be new.
9:39>> The blurpstein.
9:41>> Yeah. Hi. Hi. Nice.
9:42>> You have a jacko'lantern on your head.
9:44>> Yeah.
9:45>> Are you even able to like ever take that
9:46off?
9:47>> No. I mean, I don't know. I mean, I
9:50guess the crimes I do were kind of bad.
9:53>> What did you do?
9:54>> Well, I'm going to be honest. When I
9:55think about it now, it just makes me
9:56kind of sick to like even say it.
9:59>> What did you do, bro?
10:01>> It's probably better that you just don't
10:02know. Just tell me what you did.
10:05>> Mine's not even a crime, bro. I ran in
10:07an election.
10:09>> Yeah, I think mine's worse. Oh,
10:12Benjamin.
10:13>> Wait, Blurp and Son, what did you
10:15actually do, though?
10:16>> It was just bad. Okay, just know that.
10:18And I'm like [music] kind of a different
10:20person, but lowkey not fully. Benjamin,
10:23chill. Before you, there was like four
10:25other four [music] or five other people
10:26in here. They were all begging to know I
10:28didn't tell a single one.
10:30Was one of those players Wimoo?
10:33>> Yeah, he was in [music] solitary cheer
10:36and then they all broke out and left me
10:37behind. [laughter]
10:39>> I'm sorry.
10:41>> Even after Even after everything I did
10:43for them,
10:45>> Benjamin
10:46>> Orphans.
10:48>> Yeah.
10:48>> How did We Woo get out of here?
10:51>> The lights went out for a second, then
10:52next thing you know, they're all like
10:54rioting, like killing all the guards and
10:56they got the loot back. H
10:59>> Benjamin, bro.
11:00>> Are you ser Bro,
11:01>> Benjamin, you're no fun. Oh my gosh.
11:05>> I'm like trapped in here, dude. And my
11:07best friend is in another prison
11:09somewhere.
11:10>> That kind of sucks, dude. Unfortunately,
11:12with Benjamin here, we can't do
11:14anything. Listen, Parrot,
11:17>> what?
11:18>> I don't know what Alexa you lost, but
11:19it's okay.
11:21It's not so bad down here.
11:28Blurenstein was right. No matter how
11:31hard I had tried to beat Lettuce in the
11:33past, now that I was stuck in this
11:35prison, there was nothing I could do
11:37anymore. And while I stayed down here,
11:40locked away from the rest of the world,
11:43Lettuce was now the self-declared king
11:45of the server, while I was nothing but a
11:49mere prisoner.
11:58Bas remember when you first started
12:02[music]
12:03you were just brought that you was the
12:05diamond guy
12:08and now you're Netherite and you think
12:09you're the guy.
12:11No.
12:15Remember the dynamic. I'm the [music]
12:17leader. I always have been.
12:27What?
12:33Blurpensstein. Did the lights just shut
12:35off for you?
12:36>> Oh, wait. They did. Yeah. What happened,
12:38Benjamin? What' you do? You broke the
12:41lights, dude. Benjamin, bro, you about
12:43better to get in trouble now. You're
12:44done for, dude. The lights went out
12:46while you're in charge. Yeah, you're
12:48getting fired, buddy.
12:50You're getting fired.
12:56Yummy. Where are you going?
13:24Guys, come on.
13:26Someone escaped.
13:28Just look around.
13:37Oh my days.
13:39Come on. Come on.
13:41We can't let them get out. We cannot let
13:43them get out.
14:17Hey,
14:18face off.
14:24>> Hey, don't let that guy get away.
14:27Yo, where do you think you're going?
14:35Yo, mine, mine, mine. Oh my god, we
14:37still have mining fatigue.
14:49Someone had freed me from Lettuce's
14:52prison, and I took this opportunity to
14:54run as far as I could.
14:57But with thousands of lawmen crawling
14:59all across the server, it wasn't long
15:01until I accidentally ran into one.
15:08Hey, wait, wait. What?
15:15Oh, buddy.
15:15>> What's up, bro?
15:16>> Oh, you're the guy who escaped.
15:19Oh, I'm putting you back in prison.
15:23Yo, get back here. Go away.
15:27Hey, I'm I'm going to tell lettuce on
15:28you. Let us a and deputy ace.
15:31>> Normally, I'd be able to hold my own
15:33against a single lowranking law man, but
15:36with the unreovable curse of binding
15:38armor that Lettuce had forced me to
15:39wear, taking this fight was pretty much
15:42impossible. Oh my gosh. What?
15:46That does damage, doesn't it?
15:51Me, squiggly Samuel is going to take you
15:54down. parent X2.
15:55>> Dude, I'm not going out like this, bro.
15:58>> Now you die by the hands of the Sam.
16:00>> Please just tell me where they're hiding
16:02Theo.
16:02>> Why would I tell you that? But I'm going
16:04to take you to prison myself.
16:07>> Oh, however, this law man had just
16:10admitted that he knew where Theo was.
16:13And although my armor did have curse of
16:15binding, if I could just break it and
16:17then equip my set of diamond armor, I
16:19could completely turn the tides of this
16:21fight and figure out where Law was
16:23keeping Theo.
16:24>> What? What are you doing? What?
16:32>> Oh my god. This is some foreign strat.
16:34>> Oh my
16:38No, I'm I'm putting this potion. Oh no,
16:41you're so dead. I've strained one.
16:46Oh, there's no escape.
16:58Oh, looks like we got a standoff.
17:03What's the deal, man? Just fight me.
17:11Oh.
17:13Oh.
17:31All right.
17:34>> Oh my god. Oh,
17:36>> where is Theo? Where are you guys
17:37keeping him, bro?
17:41Woo!
17:42>> Tell me where they're hiding Theoabald,
17:43bro.
17:44>> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
17:46>> Where is Theo?
17:48>> Uh, [screaming]
17:50okay.
17:53He's at the He's AT THE SMUGGLER'S PASS.
17:55He's at THE SMUGGLER'S PASS. WAIT, WAIT,
17:57WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
17:58>> Is he actually at Smuggler's Pass?
18:01>> Yeah, there's a prison there and he's in
18:02the Smuggler's Pass. You have to believe
18:04me.
18:07Okay. Okay, I'm I'm going to come up.
18:09I'm going to come up. I I look Look, I
18:12give up. Okay, look.
18:13>> How do I know that you're telling the
18:14truth?
18:15>> Uh, you have to believe me. I I know. I
18:18I seen him myself.
18:19>> What a smuggler's path look like?
18:23>> It's like the the icy snowy area with
18:26like the with like the path that goes
18:28along the mountain. You have to believe
18:30me. You have to believe me.
18:31>> Okay, I believe you.
18:37>> Wait. Wait.
18:43What?
18:45>> Look, there's no way you're breaking
18:47Theobald out, bro.
18:48>> You think I'm not going to be able to
18:49rescue [music] Theo?
18:50>> No. And you're definitely not. Like,
18:52you'd have to be like a super smart
18:54player to do that. Like, lettuce is like
18:56superior in that aspect. Like, he'll
18:59100% catch you. Like, I'm reporting you
19:01to lettuce for sure.
19:05>> You're going to report me to lettuce? Y
19:08I'm ready to lose everything. Aimd he's
19:11my best friend.
19:18[music]
19:26I got to get out of here.
19:32Smugglers
19:43Pass.
19:47So, this is where they're keeping Theo.
20:32How long is this tunnel, dude?
20:40>> [music]
20:58[music]
21:09>> Bless you.
21:47Come
22:16on, Heat. Heat.
22:26Heat. Heat.
22:39[music]
22:46[music]
23:38Hide. What? Hide. Hide. Hide. Hide. On
23:41the edge. Dude, you're alive. I am. When
23:44they bridge over, take the bridge and
23:45escape.
23:47I can't believe it.
24:10You are you [music] dumb. Let's go. I'm
24:12sorry. I couldn't resist.
24:14>> Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Dude, I I
24:18just I can't believe you're alive, bro.
24:22>> By some miracle, I had managed to save
24:24Theo from the prison. And I knew that as
24:26long as the two of us were together, we
24:28could definitely beat Lettuce. Are you
24:30good, bro?
24:31>> Yeah.
24:32>> What did they do? Lettuce just told me
24:34that like, you got taken hostage. I
24:36thought you were the biggest bird, bro.
24:38Like,
24:39>> I mean, I didn't really think it was
24:40worth trying to fight it. Like I don't
24:42know. I I was just like I didn't even
24:45have it in me, dude. But like you're
24:47alive, though. I thought you were dead.
24:50>> No.
24:51>> Okay. Well, I guess that changes a lot.
24:53However, Theo had no idea why he had
24:56been taken prisoner or where I had been
24:58the past few days. So, I decided to
25:01catch him up on everything that he had
25:03missed. Yeah. And basically, right after
25:05you got captured, Lettuce just like
25:07declared himself the interim leader of
25:09the server.
25:10>> Wait, what? Like he canceled the
25:11election.
25:12>> He canceled the election, bro. And now
25:14he wants me to endorse him and tell
25:16everybody to vote for him. That's the
25:18reason why he sent me to prison.
25:20>> Wait, he sent you to prison, too?
25:21>> Yeah.
25:23>> Par, you cannot let that h like you, no
25:25matter what, you cannot endorse him. I
25:27don't care what happens. We have come
25:29way too far on this. There is much more
25:32riding on this than either of you.
25:34>> Okay. Yeah, I know we're not going to
25:36endorse him, bro, but if that's the
25:37case, then we need to come up with a
25:38plan to actually defeat him. Okay,
25:40there's a pro. Listen, there's a problem
25:42though cuz Okay, he made he made me set
25:46another stasis chamber.
26:04Tell me.
26:08You think I'm an idiot? You think I'd
26:11really just leave your friend here
26:12unattended?
26:14This isn't even a prison. No, obviously
26:17not. I just wanted to prove to you that
26:18your friend's life is always in my
26:20hands.
26:23Lettuce, what is your plan, bro? Please,
26:25just let him out.
26:27>> If you want to free Theo, you know the
26:29[music] drill. I need your endorsement.
26:33>> I can't do that.
26:35>> Well, then I'm not budging either.
26:36[music] I have too much writing on this.
26:39I can't let you get in the way.
26:41>> So then your plan is to take my best
26:43friend hostage and hold him hostage
26:45until I tell everybody to vote for you.
26:48What kind of king do you think you are,
26:49Lettuce?
26:51The only one that's fit to rule. The
26:53only one who's willing to do whatever it
26:54takes for this server. [music] And I
26:57know that that's something you won't do.
27:00I know that I'm not perfect. I'm not a
27:02hero. I've done things that I still feel
27:05guilt for.
27:06But I do what needs to be done because
27:11if I don't then no one will. I'm going
27:14to be holding an announcement in the
27:16Northern Council in 2 hours. And if you
27:19don't endorse me, a lot of people are
27:21going to get hurt. If you try and fight
27:24back, the server is going to be too
27:25divided. It's going to be unrepable.
27:27[music] Please don't be the reason that
27:29happens.
27:31We're past this. You already locked me
27:34in prison. You already cancelled the
27:36election and declared yourself the
27:38leader and you kidnapped [music] my best
27:40friend. And now after all of that, you
27:43expect me to endorse you in front of the
27:44whole server.
27:46Are you stupid, bro?
27:49Give Theo back.
27:52You know I can't do that.
27:57Don't do something you're going to
27:58regret.
28:00>> Lettuce,
28:02give Theo back.
28:05It's not happening.
28:11Vanders,
28:18tell me how you thought that was going
28:19to go.
28:20Now, like I said, there's an
28:22announcement in 2 hours, and I think you
28:25know [music] what needs to be done for
28:26the sake of the server,
28:29and we best get moving.
28:32You are pathetic, bro. This is the level
28:35that you have to stoop to.
28:38>> Yeah, and I'm not proud of it either,
28:40but someone's got to do it.
28:45Once again, don't make this more
28:47difficult than it needs to be.
28:50All you have to do is tell everyone here
28:52to vote for me. Renounce your previous
28:55statements.
28:57Otherwise, you and Theo die.
29:00And if you do this, I'd be more than
29:02happy to offer you positions. That's
29:05what I'm doing for Booster and Purpled.
29:08>> You're going to offer me a position
29:09inside of your kingdom if I tell people
29:12to vote for you?
29:14I could always use a mind like yours,
29:17but I'm going to make this absolutely
29:19clear. If you don't do what I'm telling
29:22you to do here, you and Theo are dead.
29:27All right.
29:29It's showtime.
29:35Hello people of the Unstable SMP. For
29:39those of you who don't know by now, my
29:40name is Lettuce K, the current interimm
29:42leader of the unstable SMP. And for the
29:45past while, we've been having an
29:46election among 16 candidates where the
29:49winner of this election will be deemed
29:51the first king of unstable. However, as
29:54many of you know, in the last debate, we
29:56were forced to put the election on hold
29:57due to dangerous circumstances and
29:59wanted fugitives on the loose. However,
30:02I gather you all here today because the
30:04remaining candidates have a very special
30:05announcement that they would like to
30:07share. So, let's start with you, Booer.
30:11Hi, everyone. Yeah, so I'm going to be
30:13honest. I I was never interested in this
30:15election to begin with. Uh I'm still not
30:18sure what I'm doing here or what I'm
30:20running for. Uh, I basically think you
30:23should vote for lettuce. Yeah, let's go.
30:25Lettuce. Uh, I have no clue why anybody
30:29voted for me in the first place, but if
30:31you did, uh, please kindly move your
30:34votes over to lettuce
30:38>> and and you purpleled.
30:41>> Yo, everybody, uh, just like Booer, over
30:43the past few days, I decided that it's
30:44best if I backed out of the race and
30:46endorsed Lettuce. I realize that if
30:49anyone on the server is meant to be
30:50king, it's him. And for anyone who's
30:52already voted for me, make sure to
30:54change your vote to support Lettuce. He
30:56needs to win this election. That's all I
30:58have to say. Thank you everyone here and
31:00thank you Lettuce.
31:04Parrot,
31:05anything special you'd like to say as
31:07well?
31:13When I last stood up here on stage,
31:16I said that Lettuce was a hypocrite and
31:18a liar for all of the things that he's
31:21done.
31:26And now
31:28I stand before you all to tell you.
31:37To tell them what, parent?
31:45>> To tell you that this is still
31:46absolutely the case. Unlike the other
31:49candidates who received some sort of
31:50position inside of Lettuce's kingdom to
31:52endorse him, I will not be endorsing
31:55him. Lettuce kidnapped my best friend
31:58Theo and is now holding him hostage and
32:00is threatening to kill him if I don't
32:02endorse him.
32:05Even if lettuce kills me here, do not
32:07let him become your king.
32:17>> Wow, that sounds like the ludicrous lies
32:19of a losing candidate.
32:22Parrot, if you wouldn't mind a word,
32:24please. You're coming with me.
32:35Who do you think you are? I told you
32:38that I wouldn't endorse you no matter
32:40what happened. And yet, you still had
32:42the audacity to bring me out on stage
32:44expecting that I would because I was
32:46hoping you'd come to your senses.
32:49I've given you so [music] many chances.
32:50I've given so many different people so
32:53many chances. Every [music] time they
32:55just let me down.
32:57It hurts to say this, but this was your
32:59last chance. You're coming with me.
33:01We're finishing this.
33:05Never thought I'd be back here.
33:07I can't believe it's still intact.
33:18Lettuce, are you sure about this?
33:20Shouldn't we just like lock them up in
33:22prison? Prison's not not a solution
33:24[music] for problems like these. days.
33:26But, you know, I've given him chances.
33:28>> I don't know. I I think we could just
33:30maybe reconsider.
33:37Please just don't say anything. I'm
33:39having enough trouble with this as it
33:41is. Just being here makes me
34:03I'm not sure if you remember this
34:05specifically,
34:07but back here, this is where you saved
34:10[music] my life.
34:12When we were in the city, we were forced
34:14to mine and mine and pay off quotas that
34:17they knew were impossible.
34:20Mine was a thousand diamond blocks. I
34:22was [music] never meant to leave this
34:23place,
34:25but you paid off my quota. If it wasn't
34:28for you, I wouldn't I wouldn't be here
34:30right now. I mean, I know you regret
34:34doing that now.
34:36I don't regret paying off your quota at
34:38all. All I saw at the time was a kind
34:41person,
34:43not the person that's standing in front
34:44of me right now.
34:48Theo, are you fine?
34:50>> Uh, yeah.
34:54>> I I I can't do this. Ace.
35:00>> Please, I need you to do this for me.
35:02We're all going to leave and wait on the
35:03other side. Then when I blow my horn,
35:05you and these elites
35:08kill them.
35:12Let's go.
35:29>> [music]
35:31>> You know, I could have endorsed Lettuce,
35:33right? If I endorsed him, we probably
35:35wouldn't be in this situation right now.
35:39And I know you told me to to not endorse
35:41him as well, but like [music]
35:43I just couldn't help myself, bro.
35:48thing I admire about you parrot. You
35:50stick to your principles.
36:00[music]
36:03Theo, it was uh
36:07it was fun playing on this server, dude.
36:10[music]
36:11>> Yeah, we had a pretty good time, didn't
36:12we?
36:16>> [music]
36:24>> Well, guess this is it. [music]
36:54Deputy Ace, I
36:56>> I can I can let it happen.
36:59Wh What are you doing, bro?
37:00>> Look Look that um It just It doesn't
37:03matter right now. We We have to go.
37:04>> We have to go. Let's go. Let's go. Hold
37:06up. Hold up. Let's go. Let's go. Let's
37:07go.
37:08>> Lettuce is here. Lettuce is literally
37:10here. Watch out. He has the maze. He has
37:12the maze.
37:12>> What's going on, Ace? I'm sorry,
37:14Lettuce. It has to be. Please, no.
37:17>> What are you doing?
37:18>> Come on. Let's go. Let's go. Come on.
37:21Ace. Ace. Do you have a pickaxe? Ace, do
37:22you have a pickaxe?
37:23>> Ace, what are you doing?
37:25>> There should be a mine over here.
37:27>> Yeah. Where?
37:27>> Right over here. There should be a mine.
37:29Mine. Mine. Mine. Guys, down here. Down
37:31here. Down here. Come down. Come down.
37:33Come down. Come down.
37:34>> I'm coming. Oh my god. Let us
37:37>> come down. Come down, guys. Guys, come
37:39down and block up. Block up. Block up.
37:40Block up. Block up. Come on.
37:42>> That's all my blocks. That's all my
37:43blocks.
37:44>> Ace, thank you.
37:46>> Ace, why did you do this?
37:48>> You're dead, bro.
37:50>> Look. Look, I need to stand for
37:52something. And And for too long, Lettuce
37:54has ignored everything everything I've
37:56told him.
37:57>> Uh, do we Lettuce was doing was wrong,
37:59and I I freed you out of the prison.
38:01You're the one who freed me out of the
38:02prison.
38:02>> Please tell me you have six touch on
38:04this.
38:06Keep mining. Keep mining. Keep mining.
38:14>> Look, guys, I'm going to hold him off.
38:15Okay, here. Take my pickaxe.
38:17>> Hey, run. Make it out. You'll be a great
38:20king.
38:21>> Please tell me this isn't happening
38:22right now.
38:25>> You You adored me for the last time. I'm
38:27sorry. I'm now sticking to what I
38:28believe.
38:31>> What you're doing is wrong. [music] and
38:33and trying to kill them is wrong.
38:35>> So So you'll die. You're dying for
38:36parrot and Theo. We can build a better
38:39world right now.
38:40>> Parrot, it's Theo. It's It's what
38:41[music] they stand for. I promise you
38:43this is going to be a better place. You
38:45know it's not. I've tried to tell you
38:47[music] that over and over again. Yet
38:49you don't listen. So I'm finally making
38:51that change for myself. Ace, you're
38:53going to die here. You're going to
38:55[music] die. I'd rather die standing
38:57than live kneeling.
39:05He's dead.
39:06>> Oh my god.
39:07>> He just died.
39:10>> Wow.
39:10>> We've never even met that guy before,
39:12Theo.
39:14And he just sacrificed himself for us.
39:16He just saved our life. And I've never
39:18even met the guy.
39:23I don't think they followed us.
39:43Theo,
39:45we have to defeat Lettuce now.
39:49>> What's the plan?
39:51>> The server already doesn't like Lettuce.
39:53It's just that Lettuce, he has an entire
39:56army at his disposal.
39:59And even if players don't want him to be
40:01the king, he can decide if he wants to
40:02be the king.
40:04>> Yeah. If he Yeah, if he has the forces
40:06to back it up, I guess there's not
40:07really
40:08>> That's why we have to defeat his entire
40:09army. I think we have to go back to
40:12district 13. That's one of the only
40:14places on the server that Lettuce
40:16doesn't know about.
40:19Wait, this wasn't that
40:21>> that's the base that we used to fight
40:22the mafia.
40:23>> Yeah, I remember that. I
40:25>> It got a little bit blown up, but it
40:26still should be pretty much intact.
40:44Over a year ago, when a team called the
40:46Invisible Mafia was trying to take over
40:48our server, a small group of us decided
40:51to fight back and built an underground
40:53bunker called District 13 to use as our
40:56headquarters. And as of right now, it
40:59was probably one of the safest places to
41:01prepare to take down Lettuce. Dude,
41:03that's crazy. We haven't been here in
41:05like over a year, dude. The last time we
41:07were both here was when we were fighting
41:09the mafia.
41:10>> Do you even remember where this place
41:11is?
41:12>> Yeah, we're right here.
41:15Uh, and you two guys can come out. I'm
41:17assuming that you're probably Horus and
41:19Fada, but I just got to make sure.
41:22>> Hello, Parrot.
41:23>> Okay, that's what I assumed.
41:26>> Hey.
41:27>> Oh, Theo, you weren't here during the
41:28purge. Basically, these are my friends,
41:31Horus and Fima. Like, they helped me out
41:33during the purge. Among these two
41:34players were Phada, one of my friends
41:37and fellow candidates from the election,
41:39as well as Horus, another candidate who
41:41just so happens to be a professional
41:43builder.
41:44>> Why? Why do my builds get blown up every
41:46single time?
41:47>> Oh, that's right. You built this place.
41:49I didn't even remember that.
41:50>> Wait, so why why were you guys following
41:52us like all the way out here?
41:54>> Because like lettuce said that he was
41:56king and we obviously don't like that.
41:59And so like we wanted to follow you
42:02because like you know we think that
42:05you're going to be our best shot at
42:07beating him.
42:08>> The good thing is like Lettuce is
42:09realistically never going to like find
42:11this place assuming he doesn't know
42:13about it.
42:14>> I mean why would he?
42:15>> Yeah. There's only like 20 people who
42:17know about this place. So it's like the
42:20perfect bro. What?
42:22>> Okay. Whoa. Wait. Where are Oh, there's
42:24so many of them.
42:26What are you doing in our town?
42:29>> At your town?
42:30>> Your town?
42:32>> Yeah, we live here.
42:34>> This guy built this place.
42:36>> Yeah, Horus built this.
42:39>> Yeah, whatever. What do you want?
42:41>> Um, I mean, like, we were going to use
42:43this place as a base for our operations.
42:46So, is it okay if you guys like leave
42:48while we do that?
42:50>> Uh, no. Operations for what?
42:53Uh, you explain it, parrot.
42:57>> All right. Look, there's this election
42:59that's going on. Do you guys all know
43:01about that?
43:02>> Yeah, we've heard of that.
43:03>> Okay. As you know, Lettuce, who created
43:06the election in the first place, kind of
43:09just recently declared himself as the
43:11leader of the server and canled the
43:13election. And if someone doesn't do
43:16something about it, then lettuce is just
43:18going to remain the leader permanently.
43:20However, if we were going to take down
43:21Lettuce, I definitely wasn't going to be
43:23able to do it with just the four of us.
43:26And if anything, this was the perfect
43:28opportunity to recruit more people.
43:30Would everybody else here be down to
43:32join us? We kind of have to fight this
43:34massive army if we want to take down
43:36Lettuce. And there's no way that we can
43:39do it with just the four of us. Kind of
43:41the reason why we even came out here in
43:42the first place is because we needed a
43:44base of operations to fight back. But on
43:47top of that, we also kind of need an
43:49army.
43:50>> Wait, are [music] you the one that stood
43:52up to them? We heard you gave us We
43:53heard that someone else gave us fish.
43:56>> Yeah, that was me.
43:58>> Wow, what a
44:00>> Wow, this parrot guy really is doing a
44:02lot for us.
44:03>> Yo, bro, what are you talking about?
44:06>> Guys, we could fight. We [music] could
44:08help them.
44:10>> Yeah, I agree with that.
44:11>> Well, then we will help you.
44:14Well,
44:15>> welcome back [music] to Pedalville.
44:17>> You can uh stop looking up now, bro. I'm
44:19I'm not up there anymore.
44:24>> So, uh you guys said you lived here.
44:28Like this was your town.
44:29>> Yeah.
44:30>> Can we like see what it looks like? Like
44:32do you have like farms or like any
44:33supplies or anything that we can use to
44:35take down lettuce?
44:37>> Um not really.
44:40>> The plan was simple. While Horus and all
44:42of the players here would stay behind
44:44and build up the base, Theo Fimata and I
44:46would split off to recruit more players.
44:48Theo and I would each respectively look
44:50for Flame Frags and Wemu, two of the
44:53most powerful players on the server,
44:55while Fatada would recruit other
44:56interested players who she knew. And so
44:59the three of us set off in search of
45:01more players for our army.
45:08And although I was able to recruit a few
45:10players from across the server, no
45:11matter how hard I looked, finding Wimu
45:14was practically impossible.
45:26So, without much of a choice, after
45:28around an entire day of searching, I
45:30headed back to District 13 to check up
45:32on everyone's progress. Well, I think
45:35that's about like as much as I could
45:37possibly recruit. Let's just hope that
45:39Phada and Theo actually like recruited
45:42people.
45:43Looks like the walls repaired.
45:54Are we serious?
45:58Boris, what? You built this whole place
46:01in 16 hours?
46:04Yeah. What?
46:08Are you serious?
46:10>> Yeah. I mean, it's pretty empty. It's
46:12just some walls and some decor.
46:14>> It's pretty empty, bro. 16 hours ago,
46:16this place was completely destroyed.
46:19>> Yeah. You want a tour? I don't know.
46:21>> I mean, sure.
46:23>> All right. Uh, let's go over this way.
46:25>> The base itself was perfect. Filled with
46:27sleeping areas, training arenas, various
46:30farms, and even a control room. But
46:33there was one slight issue. Our army was
46:36nowhere near skilled enough to fight
46:37against Lettuce. And also, they had no
46:40gear to do so. All right, everyone.
46:42Unfortunately, for some reason, Theo is
46:44not here to teach you guys all PvP, so
46:46I'm going to be your combat instructor
46:48for the day. Um, I'm really not too
46:51great at combat, but I do know the bare
46:53like like essentials.
47:02As you can see down this hallway,
47:04there's three different targets. Each of
47:06you should have a bow. Each of you
47:07should also have some arrows. Your goal
47:09is to try to hit the targets as many
47:11times as possible. Take as much time as
47:13you need. Later on, this is going to go
47:15a lot faster.
47:19Oh my gosh, that aim is atrocious, bro.
47:23Yo, my bad.
47:32Everybody aim for the bottom right one
47:36now. Middle left.
47:42Okay. And now stop shooting and you can
47:44pick up your arrows again. It's getting
47:46better.
47:52Do not let him close. Do not let him
47:54close. Remember, in an actual
47:57battlefield setting, you're not going to
47:58be given a second chance.
48:03You know, in the span of just about 48
48:05hours, I think they actually got better.
48:08>> I mean, if you're training them and
48:10pushing them as hard as you have. Yeah,
48:11no kidding. Anybody's going to get
48:13better.
48:14I think we can actually do this. The one
48:18thing is we just don't have any gear for
48:19them. Luckily, Horus knew the location
48:22of a remote law base that was stacked
48:24with all sorts of supplies. And since
48:26Theo had finally returned, the two of us
48:28set off to raid it. So, did you ever
48:31manage to find Flame? Cuz you were gone
48:33for like an entire 2 days, bro.
48:36>> No, bro. What do you think? Why did you
48:39send me out? Why did you think it was a
48:41good idea to [clears throat] send me
48:43[laughter] out to go find Flame? Are
48:44>> you sick? Did you?
48:46>> Yes, dude. I stayed up all night. I
48:48literally pulled an all nighter looking
48:50for this guy. I could not find him
48:52anywhere. I have no contact with him.
48:55>> Yeah, I mean, I was able to find like
48:57some people and recruit some people, but
48:59I also wasn't able to find Wemu. I don't
49:01know where he went. I'm assuming he went
49:04somewhere out to the far land since he
49:05wanted to go there.
49:08Whoa.
49:10I think this is the law base we were
49:12talking about. Oh,
49:13>> wait, wait. Park the park the happy gas
49:15down here.
49:16>> Oh, yeah. We probably shouldn't fly
49:17straight at them, shouldn't we?
49:20Oh, dude. No. Come back, please.
49:23[laughter]
49:26Dude.
49:27Oh my god.
49:30Stupid gas.
49:31>> Okay, remember, we're not here to fight.
49:34We're not here to take down law men. Our
49:36only goal is to get gear. Okay,
49:40>> listen, man. I can get down with that.
49:41You don't have to tell me twice.
49:43>> All right, come over here. Let's scout
49:45it out first and see what we can find.
49:49Take an invisibility potion in case you
49:51need it.
49:52>> All right,
49:53>> I'm going to be holding out the totem in
49:54my off hand. When we get close, just
49:56follow my particles. Okay.
49:58>> And remember, you weren't here. The
50:00entire District 13 army is pretty much
50:02fully trained up. If we just get them
50:05gear, we actually have a chance of
50:06winning.
50:16There's definitely law men scouting
50:18this. Okay, Theo, we just got to be
50:20extremely careful.
50:24Head to the dock.
50:27>> Okay, dude. It feels like Pirates of the
50:30Caribbean.
50:37>> [cough and clears throat]
50:38>> Mute your mic.
50:40My bad, bro.
50:42>> Okay, let's go.
51:05Appear. up here.
51:08I'm with you.
51:23[music]
51:48>> [music]
51:48>> Hey, hey,
51:54hey.
52:20Hey hey hey.
52:27>> [music]
52:38>> Hey.
53:17>> [cough]
53:19>> mute.
53:24>> [music]
53:37>> They know we're here.
53:42>> I thought I was me. I
53:44>> How many How many minecarts did you
53:45bring?
53:47>> I had to throw some out. I only have
53:49four.
53:49>> You only have four?
53:52>> Yeah. I don't have my inner chest
53:53either.
53:55I have no refills.
53:56>> This way. Come on. This way. Theo. Theo.
53:58Where was that tunnel?
53:59>> Dude, I I thought I was muted.
54:08>> Enter chest. Enter chest.
54:16>> I need to
54:18You need to pick it up, bro. You have
54:19the pickaxe.
54:20>> Sorry. You have to protect me. You have
54:22to protect me.
54:22>> Hey guys, I'm I'm your law commander.
54:24Hey, I have the shield. I'm the law
54:26commander. Get away from this guy. He's
54:29He's one of us. It's not working.
54:32Parrot, you got to Okay, parrot, clear
54:34the room.
54:36>> I'm trying, bro.
54:39Oh my gosh, dude. I can't do anything. I
54:42can't do anything.
54:44>> I don't have a pickaxe, parrot.
54:46>> I know you don't, bro. I know you don't,
54:51dude. Shoot. What do we do? What do we
54:52do?
54:55Run. Run. Just run. Just run. Just run.
54:57Just run. Just run, Theo. Run.
54:59>> Oh my god. Okay. Yeah. This is not This
55:03is not worth staying.
55:21Theo, I got your ender chest. I got your
55:22ender chest.
55:25Where do you need me to put it?
55:26>> Where are you?
55:27>> I'm right behind you. Just anywhere.
55:29Just anywhere.
55:30>> You want me to put it down? You want me
55:31to put it down?
55:32>> Yes.
55:38>> Oh my god.
55:44Oh my gosh.
55:53Oh, I am cooked. Theo. Theo, run, run,
55:56run, run, run.
55:58>> I'm running. I'm running.
56:02Here, take pearls. Take pearls.
56:08Oh my god.
56:12Dropping.
56:15Run, run, run, run, run. Back to the
56:17water. Back to the water. Back to the
56:18water. Back to the water.
56:20>> My helmet's gone.
56:24Oh my gosh, dude. This is really bad.
56:26This is We messed that up about as bad
56:29as it could go, bro.
56:32>> We
56:32>> Yes, you coughed. [laughter]
56:34>> You literally coughed. I
56:35>> I kind of forgot about that.
56:37>> They didn't bring boats. They didn't
56:38bring boats. Let's get to the happy
56:41guest.
56:43Oh my gosh, dude.
56:47Dude, they have an entire loot room.
56:48Theo,
56:49>> we have to get in there, man.
56:51>> If we don't get in there, our army's
56:52going to lose.
56:55>> Dude, I really did not think that was
56:56going to be this difficult.
56:58>> Yeah, I guess they they stepped up their
57:01security after everything that's been
57:02going down.
57:07[music]
57:10Now they're just camping us. There's
57:12really not much we can do.
57:14>> Should we just cut our losses?
57:16>> No, dude. We need the stash.
57:21Uh, Theo.
57:23Theo, they're starting to build up. Can
57:25I get your bow?
57:29Oh, they're coming. Hit one.
57:31>> Okay, nice.
57:34I think we should fly higher. Get on.
57:37Get on. Get on. I mean, we can go as
57:39high as we want and still shoot at them.
57:40They're restricted by build limit.
57:51Oh, nice. Oh, he fell off fully. But I
57:54think he landed in water.
57:56>> It's just the water. We can't get kills
57:58like this, dude.
58:01Wait.
58:03>> Oh, I can't see.
58:05>> There's an invisible player with a
58:07trident. Was that spoke?
58:11Who's who spoke? Do you know this guy?
58:15>> Someone just spawned a wither.
58:16>> What?
58:19>> What the heck is happening?
58:20>> Yo,
58:22>> wait.
58:23>> I don't know, but I'm down with it.
58:25>> It's spoke. It's literally spoke. What
58:28is spoke doing here?
58:35>> Oh wow. They're all down in their Oh my
58:38gosh. [music] Yo, Spoke just killed my
58:40>> four of them.
58:43>> We should go down there.
58:44>> Let's help Spoke. We got to help Spoke.
58:46Yo, what up, Spoke?
58:48>> Yo, bro.
58:49>> What's good, bro? It's been a minute.
58:52>> Did you just see how I slime?
58:58>> Spoke was one of my old friends who I
59:00had last seen a while ago when he was
59:02about to blow up Capital City. And to be
59:05honest, I had no idea what he was doing
59:08here or how he had even found me. Wait,
59:10spoke. How did you even find this place,
59:12bro? And how did you even know? Like,
59:14are you also trying to get loot from
59:16law?
59:17Dude, it's not about trying to loot from
59:19law, bro. We got to I mean, I don't even
59:24know where to begin, bro. It is so much
59:26has happened since the last.
59:29>> Okay. Okay. Let's take care of these
59:30last guys and start looting and then
59:31we'll catch up, bro.
59:33>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. where I have a
59:35lot to explain. There's so much to tell
59:37you.
59:46>> Wait, so spoke, why are you here? How
59:48did you know we were here?
59:50>> So, uh, long story short, uh, you
59:52remember you remember, uh, Bat?
59:55>> Yeah. Bounty assassin team?
59:57>> Yeah. Yeah. So, they kind of had like a
59:59revolution of sorts and now Jumper, you
1:00:02remember Jumper and all of her spies?
1:00:04They're on our team now. They're trying
1:00:06to fight the law with us. Smoke
1:00:08explained that he too had been
1:00:10recruiting an army to take down Lettuce
1:00:12and had been searching for me to combine
1:00:14forces with [music] him.
1:00:18And although teaming up with Spoke and
1:00:20his army was a massive step in defeating
1:00:22Lettuce, there was one slight issue. We
1:00:25have a ton of spies patrolling like the
1:00:27entire region. And what was strange was
1:00:31that we fought a gigantic squad like
1:00:34legion of law men at the prison. But
1:00:36then when they retreated, you would
1:00:38think they'd head to the northern
1:00:39council, right? Or like the spawn area.
1:00:42>> Yeah.
1:00:42>> No, they were headed here.
1:00:45>> Like this entire
1:00:46>> We got to start packing this up.
1:00:48>> Dude, this entire point is surrounded.
1:00:51It's like in like circled.
1:00:53>> What? And I I I I mean I So I used a
1:00:56pearl cannon to get here and I thought
1:00:58there'd be more and I I don't know. Did
1:01:01you guys kill the rest? Did you guys
1:01:03>> Oh, dude. The only You killed most of
1:01:05the people that were here in the first
1:01:06place.
1:01:09Oh, no. Dude, we Okay, we genuinely got
1:01:12to go then.
1:01:13>> We got to pack this up.
1:01:14>> We genuinely got to go then. Okay,
1:01:21guys. Let's get all this good stuff out
1:01:23of here.
1:01:25Like worst case scenario is a second
1:01:27wave shows up and then they're able to
1:01:29reloot
1:01:52Oh, Wamboo, what's up?
1:02:00TNT coming through.
1:02:03Oh. Oh my. We're just like blowing up
1:02:06this castle. Dude, what are you this
1:02:07castle?
1:02:09>> It's a law base, bro.
1:02:10>> It's a I can give you a little
1:02:11historical lesson about it.
1:02:13>> I don't know if you know this, but you
1:02:14got like 10 people on you. Yeah, I know,
1:02:16bro.
1:02:17>> PROTECT THE KING. PROTECT THE KING.
1:02:22>> Protect the king.
1:02:26>> Oh. Oh my god. Hope you're okay, Parrot.
1:02:29>> I'm fine. I'm fine. Woo. Why are you not
1:02:31helping us, bro?
1:02:32>> You guys got it. You guys You guys,
1:02:35dude, you guys got Theo. I mean, come
1:02:36on. You'll be fine.
1:02:46Oh my gosh, dude.
1:03:11Dude, there are so many of them. There's
1:03:14too many. There's too many.
1:03:16>> Are you the invis guy?
1:03:18>> No. No. No.
1:03:19>> Where are you?
1:03:19>> Dude, I'm battling this right now.
1:03:24>> I can't. I can't. I can't. There's two.
1:03:26I'm going in.
1:03:27>> Hey guys, I'm on.
1:03:30>> Let's go.
1:03:34All
1:03:44right, now Woo's fighting.
1:03:47>> Of course he fights when Flame pulls up,
1:03:49bro. As it turns out, Wimbu and Flame
1:03:52were both part of the army that Spoke
1:03:53had been recruiting. And within minutes
1:03:55of both of them arriving, we had
1:03:57slaughtered the entire wave of lawmen.
1:03:59Guys, let's stock this stuff up. Let's
1:04:01talk this up and get out of here.
1:04:03>> All right. All right. All right,
1:04:10>> guys. Get on. Get on. And Wimoo, you're
1:04:12taking your elytra. [music]
1:04:13Wimoo, get off.
1:04:14>> No, we're just leaving smoke behind.
1:04:16It's Joe.
1:04:18>> And can you break that lead, Wimbu?
1:04:21>> No.
1:04:22>> Please, bro. Please just break the lead.
1:04:27>> All right, let's go. You [laughter]
1:04:30let me on.
1:04:31>> Okay, where are we heading back? I I
1:04:34have a base set up with a ton of people.
1:04:36>> There is Okay, let's um let's stop by
1:04:38the amplified castle. [music] Uh recruit
1:04:42um our team and then we can bring them
1:04:43to your place then.
1:04:45>> Okay. All right. Look. Um this happy gas
1:04:48is absurdly slow. How about this? Theo
1:04:51brings the happy gas and all the loot to
1:04:54district 13. Me, you, and uh flame. We
1:04:58head over to the castle and bring
1:04:59everyone else because there's
1:05:01>> the castle is where you're keeping like
1:05:02all of the people who want to fight back
1:05:04against law.
1:05:05>> Yes, that is where we're going to
1:05:07recruit the rest of the army, bro.
1:05:10>> So, sure.
1:05:17Oh,
1:05:19this is the castle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
1:05:27Hello.
1:05:28>> Welcome back to
1:05:30>> Oh my god.
1:05:31>> Mission was a success.
1:05:32>> Oh my gosh. You actually
1:05:33>> now that'll last me a day.
1:05:36>> What's up, bro?
1:05:37>> Say hello to the army.
1:05:39>> Dang, this is crazy. Wait, so you guys
1:05:42are all here to defeat law? Every single
1:05:45one of you?
1:05:46>> Yeah.
1:05:46>> Yeah, pretty much.
1:05:48>> Yeah.
1:05:48>> Mhm.
1:05:50And so after debriefing Spoke's army, we
1:05:53decided to head back to District 13 to
1:05:55combine forces with my army and finally
1:05:57take down Lettuce. Holy, we got the
1:06:00whole Avengers pulling up. [laughter]
1:06:04>> Let's go, bro.
1:06:11All right.
1:06:13This is so nostalgic.
1:06:15>> Is everybody ready? Where's Jaden? Oh,
1:06:17there he is.
1:06:25Welcome to District 13 revamped.
1:06:29>> Wow.
1:06:30>> Oh my god, bro.
1:06:33>> Yeah. So, over the past 3 days, we've
1:06:35recruited and like trained a massive
1:06:37army. Well, I don't know if massive is
1:06:38the [music] right word. There's about
1:06:39like 20 to 30 of them. Yo, what's up
1:06:42everybody? We're back.
1:06:44>> Yo, anyone got mics? Yo, he's a
1:06:49>> Is that Boris? What's up, bro?
1:06:51>> Oh, long time no see, [laughter] my
1:06:53friend.
1:06:54>> Wow. Hello.
1:06:56>> Everyone then proceeded to gear up from
1:06:58the items that we had stole from the law
1:07:00base. And for the first time ever, after
1:07:03months of being pushed around by
1:07:04lettuce, we were finally ready to take
1:07:07him down.
1:07:10Can everybody gather down there?
1:07:14Spoke. It seems like you're in charge of
1:07:16like that group. Do you want to also
1:07:18come up here as well? Gotcha.
1:07:29All right. Listen. Each one of us here
1:07:33has in some way been impacted by Lettuce
1:07:35and therefore also his army. Flame, you
1:07:39were exiled from the server and hunted
1:07:41and almost banned. Webu, you were locked
1:07:44in prison and used by Lettuce as a pawn
1:07:46to help him win the election. I was
1:07:49tricked into thinking that the election
1:07:50was even meant to be fair in the first
1:07:52place.
1:07:53>> I'm putting this election on pause
1:07:56and allowing myself to be the interimm
1:07:58leader of this server until I deem the
1:08:00election safe enough to resume.
1:08:03>> We could go on and on about what Lettuce
1:08:05has done to each of us. He has hunted
1:08:07us, blackmailed us, manipulated us. He's
1:08:11even tried to kill all of us.
1:08:15All because he believes that true
1:08:17justice is served by doing whatever it
1:08:20takes.
1:08:22Today, we are going to march into the
1:08:25Northern Council and we are going to
1:08:27show Lettuce that he is wrong.
1:08:30Some of us might die today. Some of us
1:08:33might never be able to log onto this
1:08:35server again. But we have no choice but
1:08:38to fight back against Lettuce. because
1:08:40if we don't fight, we're going to lose.
1:08:42Now, let's go. By this point, Lettuce
1:08:44knew that we had combined forces and
1:08:46were now on our way to the Northern
1:08:48Council. And because of this, he had
1:08:51gathered the entirety of Law to try and
1:08:53stop us.
1:08:56>> All right.
1:08:57>> All right. People are leaving, dude.
1:08:59There's people here.
1:09:01>> Yeah. Dear God.
1:09:04>> Dear God.
1:09:05>> All right. We ready, guys? Guys, we have
1:09:08prepared so long for this. We are not
1:09:10going to lose. Got it.
1:09:13>> Got it.
1:09:13>> Got it. I will.
1:09:14>> Victory or death.
1:09:17>> Dear [laughter] God.
1:09:18>> And my army, when you get into the
1:09:19crowd, just splash with invis and start
1:09:22going around. They're not going to be
1:09:22able to tell you apart. If you start
1:09:24getting targeted, swap to your normal
1:09:25shield and we'll be able to tell that
1:09:27you're not a true llama.
1:09:28>> Wait, so are we just jumping right in or
1:09:29am I just killing them?
1:09:30>> Let's see what we're dealing with now.
1:09:32>> I guess we have to. Yeah. Oh, my frames
1:09:34are taking my What?
1:09:38>> That's a lot of
1:09:38>> Are we really Are we really going
1:09:40through security for a allout invasion?
1:09:43>> That's a really good [laughter] point.
1:09:44You're right.
1:09:44>> Yeah,
1:09:45>> come on, guys.
1:09:46>> Oh my gosh, my frames, dude.
1:09:48>> Yeah, my frames are
1:09:49>> Oh my gosh.
1:09:51>> Holy moly.
1:09:53>> Someone want to uh split buffs with me?
1:09:55>> Somebody help me
1:09:57>> pop together. Got them rendered.
1:09:59>> Oh,
1:09:59>> wait. Let's try to talk to Letters.
1:10:01>> I think I have a powerful computer.
1:10:02Flame splash the
1:10:03>> Wait guys guys. Hold on. Wait back wait
1:10:05back. Wait back. Let P do his thing. Let
1:10:06him talk to let us
1:10:07>> Woo. When I say drop the nuke, you know
1:10:10what to do, right?
1:10:11>> Well, I think it's pretty
1:10:12self-explanatory. [laughter]
1:10:15>> Okay.
1:10:16>> I wonder what you could possibly want me
1:10:17to do in that in that.
1:10:18>> I think we should pick an easier code
1:10:19word.
1:10:26>> [music]
1:10:36>> All right. I know you wish you banned me
1:10:39off, but um No. No. What? What do you
1:10:42think you're doing? Don't you see the
1:10:44the server's problem? It's sickness.
1:10:47They're standing right next to you.
1:10:50Like, don't you see? If you do this,
1:10:54everything I've done, everything and
1:10:55everyone I've had to sacrifice, it'll
1:10:57all have been for nothing. Don't make me
1:11:00kill all of you. I don't know how much
1:11:02further I can go. I've lost so much
1:11:04doing this. But also, if you think if
1:11:08you think I'm about to let this world
1:11:09take everything from [music] me again,
1:11:12you're dead wrong.
1:11:16So, just turn back now. Lettuce,
1:11:20it is far, far too late for you to try
1:11:24and convince me to [music] surrender.
1:11:26You trapped my best friend. You put him
1:11:29in prison. All of these people behind me
1:11:31are fighting with us because of what you
1:11:32did to them. You guys can't see my
1:11:35vision. No, we can't. And just know
1:11:38you're leaving me no choice.
1:11:42And what I'm going to do,
1:11:44I don't want to.
1:11:50>> Good luck, Lettuce.
1:11:52>> Good luck.
1:11:53>> I told you you should have kept this
1:11:54between the two of us.
1:11:58>> All right.
1:11:59>> Running back. Oh god. What's the word?
1:12:01Parrot.
1:12:02>> Well, we're going to have to fight them,
1:12:03it seems. Um,
1:12:05>> are you serious?
1:12:06>> All right.
1:12:07>> Is everybody ready?
1:12:08>> Oh, we're really doing this.
1:12:09>> Ready?
1:12:10>> Yep. Okay,
1:12:11>> everyone.
1:12:13>> All right. Wait, wait, wait. Oh, okay.
1:12:17Well, he already dropped it. All right.
1:12:19>> What just happened?
1:12:21>> What just happened?
1:12:23>> Oh my god.
1:12:26>> Yo,
1:12:28>> WHAT? OH MY YO, LOOK AT THAT GUY IN THE
1:12:31AIR. WHAT? WHOA. Oh my god.
1:12:39Oh,
1:12:46[music] I got you. I got you. Wait. Oh,
1:12:48teammate. Teammate. Sorry. Oh, teammate.
1:12:50Help me. Help me.
1:12:51>> Nice. Nice, Jaden.
1:12:55>> Quick drop, buddy. Quick drop, buddy.
1:12:57Hey,
1:12:58>> dude. Is Lennis stupid? Did he really
1:13:00think that this army could take us down?
1:13:10Guys, guys, if you're on my team, swap
1:13:12back to normal shields.
1:13:18>> I think that guy had a normal shield.
1:13:21Oh god. GG's.
1:13:27>> Oh. Oh, sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry,
1:13:28sorry. [music]
1:13:33>> This is beautiful. This is
1:13:35>> Where did Where did Lettuce even?
1:13:37>> Yeah. Wait,
1:13:38>> where are the commanders? Where do they
1:13:40all go?
1:13:41>> Yeah. Wait,
1:13:42>> do they all run,
1:13:44>> dude? They're all
1:13:45>> What up, Parrot?
1:13:46>> You hanging You hanging in there? Okay,
1:13:48>> I'm good, bro.
1:13:52>> Yeah, hunt them down. Hunt them down.
1:13:53>> Beautiful.
1:13:55>> That was clean. See you, buddy.
1:13:59>> W Horus.
1:14:00>> Oh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
1:14:01Sorry. Sorry. Wait. What? Oh, this guy's
1:14:03an ally. Okay, [laughter] dude.
1:14:04>> Look out for normal shields, guys.
1:14:06>> Nice.
1:14:07>> Thanks.
1:14:07>> Wait, is that it? There's no way that's
1:14:10it, right?
1:14:12>> Doesn't feel right.
1:14:12>> That was very underwhelming.
1:14:14>> Where were all the commanders? Where
1:14:15were Lettuce and all of the commanders?
1:14:17>> I I didn't see Lettuce once.
1:14:19>> I think they're victory.
1:14:20>> Yeah. No, they're probably in the
1:14:21palace.
1:14:23So, I would I wouldn't be surprised if
1:14:24they just dipped.
1:14:25>> Do we want to go to the castle?
1:14:27>> Uh, yeah. They're up here.
1:14:29>> Yeah. I mean, let's like
1:14:30>> I mean, hey, that works. Yeah, I don't
1:14:31really have How do I get
1:14:33>> Hey, buddy. So, was that your grand
1:14:34plan?
1:14:35>> Cuz I'm about to kill you. So, lettuce.
1:14:38[laughter]
1:14:40>> Wow.
1:14:41>> How did you just do that?
1:14:42>> You left all of your people to die and
1:14:45you just like ran away inside of your
1:14:47castle like a coward, bro.
1:14:51>> Wow.
1:14:52>> I feel like we have this conversation so
1:14:53many times. How stupid do you guys think
1:14:56I am? You think you think I got this far
1:14:59with just one army? Just one plant.
1:15:02>> Why don't you do me a favor and turn
1:15:03around?
1:15:04>> Check your surroundings.
1:15:08>> I'm not really here.
1:15:10>> What?
1:15:11>> Wait.
1:15:13>> Oh. Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait. WHAT?
1:15:20>> GOD.
1:15:21>> Oh my gosh.
1:15:23>> This is so many people.
1:15:29Oh, I'm lagging bad.
1:15:36>> Oh my god.
1:15:37>> I just can't see.
1:15:38>> I can't even move, bro. I can't even
1:15:40move,
1:15:42dude.
1:15:44In a fight like this, there was no point
1:15:46in me trying to even go for individual
1:15:48kills. Instead, I would have to serve as
1:15:50a distraction, while the rest of the
1:15:52killing would have to be left to
1:15:53experienced PvPers like Flame, Minute,
1:15:57Jaden, Wemu, and of course, Theo.
1:16:16Ready?
1:16:38Oh my god.
1:16:46>> [music]
1:16:52>> Oh my god.
1:16:55[music]
1:17:01Your commander. I'm your commander.
1:17:07Heat. Heat.
1:17:17[music]
1:17:40Yo, Parrot, are you good? You're fine.
1:17:42Ma,
1:17:44>> dude.
1:17:44>> Yo. [screaming]
1:17:46OH MY GOD. YO.
1:17:48>> Oh my god. Oh my god. Thank you so much.
1:17:52>> You're welcome.
1:17:56I already need to get more items, dude.
1:18:01Theo, are you fine?
1:18:03>> Yeah, I'm I'm good. How are you?
1:18:05>> I'm struggling, but I'm fine. I'm fine.
1:18:06I'm fine. I'm fine.
1:18:07>> Just keep just keep running. Just keep
1:18:09running. You're distracting so many of
1:18:10them.
1:18:11>> Okay.
1:18:26No, dude.
1:18:34>> [music]
1:18:54>> Hey, buddy.
1:18:55>> What's up, bro? Uh, if you need stuff,
1:18:56just just grab it from here. [music]
1:18:58>> Yep. I'm one step ahead of you. You have
1:19:01the strangest item. L here.
1:19:10>> Inside of those Shulker boxes were all
1:19:12of the items and gear that I had brought
1:19:13to survive the fight. And if I didn't
1:19:15figure out some way to get back on top
1:19:17of that pillar, I wasn't going to
1:19:19survive.
1:19:42Oh my gosh. Are you serious?
1:19:52What the what?
1:20:14[music]
1:20:18Oh my god, dude.
1:20:27There's still so many. How are there
1:20:29still so many
1:20:45bro?
1:20:50Like like
1:20:56what am I supposed to be supposed to do?
1:21:07>> Yo, my helmet's gone.
1:21:08>> Yo. Yeah, I know.
1:21:21Yo, listen guys. We don't have to be
1:21:23fighting.
1:21:24>> I am going through the thick of it, bro.
1:21:25>> We can be teammates, parrot. Oh my
1:21:28goodness.
1:21:29Do you need stuff?
1:21:32Some good stuff.
1:21:59Oh my gosh. Thank God.
1:22:08>> Yo, Flame, how come beside each other? I
1:22:11see the [laughter] I'm I'm going crazy.
1:22:16straight up ahead. Look.
1:22:22Oh no.
1:22:45Oh my god. Why? Get out of here.
1:23:08>> [music]
1:23:39>> Within the span of just about an hour,
1:23:41we had slaughtered practically all of
1:23:43Lettuce's army. And it wasn't long until
1:23:45it was just Lettuce and a few of his law
1:23:47men who were left behind.
1:23:51Oh my gosh,
1:23:54finally.
1:24:08Smoke,
1:24:09>> what's up? Let's Let's get on that
1:24:12immediately.
1:24:13>> He's dead. He's so dead. He's so dead.
1:24:14>> Really slimy, buddy.
1:24:16>> Parrot, see you.
1:24:17>> Oh my god.
1:24:18>> Smoke is here. relationship.
1:24:19>> Nice. Nice. Nice.
1:24:20>> Whatever that meant.
1:24:21>> Kill lettuce, bro. Kill lettuce. [music]
1:24:24>> Oh, lettuce. It's not too late to
1:24:26concede. His armor's going to pop
1:24:28eventually. He had a goddle. He got
1:24:31apple.
1:24:33>> You're alive. Oh my god.
1:24:34>> Yes, I'm alive. I'm alive,
1:24:36>> dude. I'm sorry. I I kept getting split
1:24:38up from you.
1:24:39>> That's okay.
1:24:40>> Oh my god, dude. Actually, how is he
1:24:42alive? THIS IS AN IMPRESSIVE PERFORM.
1:24:44GET HIM.
1:24:46>> Oh my god.
1:24:49It's just chest plate. No.
1:24:50>> Yep. GG's. GG's. He has no pants. He has
1:24:53no pants. He's literally a one tap.
1:24:55Okay. He's literally a one tap now.
1:24:58[music] Where is he? Where is he? Where
1:24:59is he?
1:25:01He's so screwed.
1:25:05Yo, I need more wind charges. Anyone
1:25:07>> here?
1:25:08>> Where you at? Where you?
1:25:09>> I got something. I got
1:25:13[music]
1:25:15>> Dude. Oh my.
1:25:16>> Did he leave?
1:25:18He left.
1:25:20Are you serious?
1:25:21>> Oh my god. We've been fighting for so
1:25:23long.
1:25:24>> Wait, what?
1:25:28>> Oh my god. Yeah, he just hard ran, dude.
1:25:31He ran away.
1:25:33>> Did we all make it? Is everyone here?
1:25:35Did everyone survive?
1:25:39>> Jaden man, Horus, Fatada, where's Zan?
1:25:45Chasing after lettuce, I think.
1:25:47>> Oh, yeah. They I guess they have
1:25:49elytras.
1:25:51>> Dude,
1:25:52>> must be nice, bro.
1:25:53>> Are we serious?
1:25:57>> Oh. Oh, what's up, guys?
1:25:59>> Oh. Oh, hi, Wimbo.
1:26:03>> Yeah, let us uh escaped.
1:26:07>> Are you serious?
1:26:11>> Oh my god, bro.
1:26:13>> Yeah. So he could literally be be
1:26:15anywhere.
1:26:18>> Oh my god. I spent all that time
1:26:20training.
1:26:21>> I almost died today.
1:26:22>> I'm about to pass out all this time
1:26:24playing this game.
1:26:27>> Oh my god.
1:26:31>> At least you destroyed the the base,
1:26:33right? That's that's something,
1:26:34>> bro. No one cares about that. [laughter]
1:26:38Oh,
1:26:39the positive side.
1:26:41>> Yo, let's let's keep the United intact.
1:26:44>> Yo, egg pump me up. Egg pop me. Pop me.
1:26:46P me. P me. P me. P me. Egg pop me.
1:26:48>> I don't have pods. I don't have pods.
1:26:50>> Oh my god, bro.
1:27:15Guys,
1:27:17look at the game.
1:27:18>> Look who's back.
1:27:20>> Oh, what?
1:27:21>> Wait, what?
1:27:22>> What?
1:27:22>> Smoke. Lettuce is back.
1:27:25>> Wait, what?
1:27:26>> Huh?
1:27:27>> It's Lettuce.
1:27:31>> Lettuce, what are you doing? If you guys
1:27:34really want to kill me,
1:27:36then just do it. I've never once I don't
1:27:40fear dying.
1:27:43And I just can't. I'm not going to live
1:27:46in a server that doesn't want me because
1:27:50my goal has always been to enforce the
1:27:52will of the server and what the server
1:27:53wants.
1:27:55And clearly by the looks of it,
1:27:58if the server doesn't want justice
1:28:00against [music] people like Wimu, lame,
1:28:03then fine.
1:28:08I I just [music] can't keep hurting more
1:28:09people.
1:28:12Come with us. [music]
1:28:15>> Why don't we just kill him?
1:28:16>> Killing him.
1:28:17>> No, let's hear him out. Right.
1:28:19>> He surrendered.
1:28:20>> He surrendered, but he's been Okay. Do
1:28:23you really think you should be letting
1:28:25him live? Parrot,
1:28:27>> I think it's Paris's [music] call, dude.
1:28:29I I think if anyone
1:28:30>> Why? We've all put in work for this.
1:28:32Like, feel like letting them live is
1:28:34outrageous.
1:28:35>> I think [music] we should put it to a
1:28:36vote.
1:28:38>> I agree.
1:28:39>> That's just what I think though.
1:28:42>> I mean, yeah, we kind of are the only
1:28:43people left.
1:28:44>> Yeah. Let's split right now and see who
1:28:46want them alive.
1:28:47>> Yeah.
1:28:50>> Parrot, come on. Hm.
1:28:52>> Let's Let's Let's We want a vote. Let's
1:28:54vote. Let's split. Let's
1:28:56>> All right. [snorts] Stand on my side if
1:28:58you want him dead.
1:28:59>> Everyone gets one vote.
1:29:00>> Okay. Stand on my side if you want to
1:29:02keep him alive.
1:29:04>> Bro, we got to forgive and forget.
1:29:06>> What are you doing? [laughter]
1:29:11>> Yo, is are you guys doing a vote? This
1:29:13is
1:29:14>> Well, give us a second to think, bro.
1:29:15It's been 5 seconds.
1:29:16>> Think about it. [laughter]
1:29:19Like I don't fully despise him, but it's
1:29:21just like
1:29:23it's just kind of like crazy that like
1:29:25it would be
1:29:27like we just let him go like, you know,
1:29:31>> I think if we just kill him, we repeat
1:29:33the cycle. And I don't think that's a
1:29:35good idea.
1:29:35>> The cycle. What's If we kill him, we we
1:29:38end this.
1:29:39>> Do you want to get hunted by thousands
1:29:40of players for until you die?
1:29:43>> If you leave him alive, we don't even
1:29:44know what's going to happen. So, we're
1:29:47going to gamble everything. We're going
1:29:48to undo everything we've just done.
1:29:50Like,
1:29:56>> wow.
1:29:58>> I was worried we'd have a tie.
1:30:02>> All right, let us come with us then.
1:30:06>> The honorable manipulating.
1:30:09>> Oh my god. It's not about his revenge.
1:30:11It's about what he's done to everyone
1:30:13else, too.
1:30:15>> What if he has no everything from him,
1:30:16bro. He has nothing left. Like,
1:30:18>> he he did it to himself.
1:30:20>> Uh, if he had another army, I don't
1:30:22think he would have surrendered.
1:30:24>> Yeah. [laughter]
1:30:26>> Yeah. I think you would have just called
1:30:27in the third one.
1:30:28>> So, what's your what's your reasoning
1:30:30for wanting him alive? I just I just
1:30:32want to know out of curiosity.
1:30:35>> Cuz if we kill him, then we're no better
1:30:36than him, bro.
1:30:38>> We're no better than Okay. Over the next
1:30:41week, uh, if this is okay with all of
1:30:43you, I'm probably going to be holding an
1:30:44election and continuing the election
1:30:47that Lettuce started. And if Lettuce
1:30:49somehow manages to win, that's the
1:30:51server's decision. [music]
1:30:53He has the right to rule.
1:30:54>> Wo wo [laughter]
1:30:56wo wo wo wo wo.
1:30:59>> Yo, we didn't just dismantle his whole
1:31:01everything.
1:31:02>> WE ALSO [laughter] PREPARED.
1:31:04>> We also just voted.
1:31:06>> Yeah. What?
1:31:08>> What? So, you want me to just kick him
1:31:09out of the election and do exactly what
1:31:11he did?
1:31:11>> Well, I just really feel like the vast
1:31:13majority of the server just like doesn't
1:31:15really know about what actually
1:31:16happened. So, I feel like they're going
1:31:17to make an incorrect decision here.
1:31:19>> And everyone contributed to
1:31:22>> this army being defeated. I was
1:31:24>> The entire server already watched me and
1:31:26let us talk.
1:31:27>> It's too late.
1:31:29>> The entire
1:31:30>> Look, I knew I wasn't going to win. You
1:31:34were always [music] meant to be king.
1:31:35And I knew that the moment the execution
1:31:38against you failed,
1:31:41but
1:31:42it's not like it really matters. The
1:31:45server is too far gone now. I tried to
1:31:48warn you, Parrot. I [music] really did.
1:31:53What?
1:31:55You're going to be in prison for a very,
1:31:56very long time. And you're probably
1:31:59never going to see the light of day
1:32:00again.
1:32:10There we go.
1:32:16What is parrot doing, bro?
1:32:19>> I don't know. Are you you going to
1:32:20become king now?
1:32:24>> I'm just going to hold an election and
1:32:26see who people vote for.
1:32:29>> I'm not voting for you, bro.
1:32:32Yeah, I'd vote for Eggchan, but you
1:32:33could be my second pick.
1:32:35>> Okay. All right. Well, uh, it was fun
1:32:37fighting with you guys and thanks for
1:32:39all the help.
1:32:41>> Yeah, this was pretty fun.
1:32:43>> Been a while since I've done a big
1:32:45battle.
1:32:46>> Mhm.
1:32:47>> Where are you guys heading now?
1:32:50>> It's a good question. All right, we'll
1:32:53see you later, Parrot.
1:32:54>> See you.
1:32:55>> See you.
1:32:57I don't
1:33:01know.
1:33:54>> [music]
1:33:59>> I guess this is it, bro. It's been a
1:34:01long ride.
1:34:02>> Yeah, man. It has. Well, what are you
1:34:05going to do
1:34:07>> now that I'm king?
1:34:09>> Yeah, bro.
1:34:12I I don't know. I mean, I definitely
1:34:13have some stuff planned, but probably
1:34:15have to figure that out along the way.
1:34:18>> I'd hope so, bro. You got a crown on
1:34:20your head. [laughter]
1:34:21>> Okay.
1:34:22>> Didn't do all of that just to like for
1:34:24you to not know what to do.
1:34:26>> All right. Well, I'm going to head up
1:34:28now. There's a lot of people that are
1:34:29waiting for me. I'll see you, bro.
1:34:36>> Wait.
1:34:38>> What? Yo,
1:34:40good luck, man. I'm proud of you.
1:34:44>> Thanks.
1:34:46>> But don't let this get to your head,
1:34:48buddy. You're still not the biggest
1:34:50bird.
1:34:51>> All right, bro. All right, I'll see you
1:34:53soon.
1:35:03Heat. Heat.
1:35:19[music]
1:35:25[music]

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