I Became a Minecraft Outlaw — Transcript

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1. 0:00Our Minecraft SMP is home to hundreds of
2. 0:03bounty hunters. Players who will hunt
3. 0:05down targets and sell their heads in
4. 0:07exchange for gear. I myself used to be a
5. 0:09bounty hunter until an anonymous player
6. 0:12set the server's highest bounty on me.
7. 0:15And now anywhere I go on the server,
8. 0:17players will try to take me out.
9. 0:19>> Hey SharkKills.
10. 0:21>> Uh what's up?
11. 0:22>> You got a bounty. It's time for you to
12. 0:24die, bro.
13. 0:25>> However, I wasn't going to let anyone
14. 0:27claim my bounty. I want to become the
15. 0:29richest player someday and build a
16. 0:31strong name for myself. So dying was not
17. 0:34an option.
18. 0:37Whatever happened to grinding, bro?
19. 0:38>> This is low-key way easier, dude.
20. 0:40>> Easy win, just kill, bro.
21. 0:43>> Oh my gosh. I'm going to die. I'M GOING
22. 0:45TO DIE.
23. 0:47OH MY GOD, WE GOT HIM.
24. 0:48WE GOT THE MACE.
25. 0:50WHAT IN THE 2025
26. 0:53SECONDS IS THAT? BRO. You're done now.
27. 0:57Oh my gosh. Oh my goodness gosh.
28. 1:00>> There's no way.
29. 1:02>> I'm going to get paid.
30. 1:04>> Come on, guys. Come on, guys. Come on,
31. 1:05guys.
32. 1:07>> He's so god dizzy. He's got the mace.
33. 1:09>> oh my god. No.
34. 1:11>> NO WAY.
35. 1:12>> NO.
36. 1:14>> YO, BYE.
37. 1:15YO, THANK YOU FOR THE HORSE, BRO.
38. 1:20>> Even though I escaped those bounty
39. 1:22hunters, I still lost my netherite gear
40. 1:25and my only mace, which were very rare
41. 1:27to have in the first place.
42. 1:29>> I wasn't expecting the pot tech, bro. I
43. 1:32haven't seen that since like last year,
44. 1:34dude.
45. 1:34>> However, this fight made me realize that
46. 1:36with my bounty not going away anytime
47. 1:38soon, I not only need to find whoever
48. 1:41set this bounty on me and stop them, but
49. 1:44I'd also have to adapt to being an
50. 1:46outlaw, which meant figuring out some
51. 1:48new strategies to use if I'm getting
52. 1:50hunted. The only things that I have
53. 1:51right now is this horse I just stole and
54. 1:54an enchanted spear to lunge away.
55. 1:56Luckily, I knew of some shops around the
56. 1:58server that were selling lots of pearls,
57. 2:01which if I could get my hands on would
58. 2:03allow me to have even quicker movement,
59. 2:05but I need to avoid getting caught.
60. 2:08This is probably my stupidest idea I've
61. 2:10ever had.
62. 2:12What?
63. 2:18Here, I think what I might do is just
64. 2:19try to draw as little attention as
65. 2:21possible.
66. 2:25Now, I am going to
67. 2:26try to get in here.
68. 2:28Just have to find the ender pearl
69. 2:29person.
70. 2:40Oh, hello.
71. 2:44Uh yeah, so I'm trying to
72. 2:46trying to like get some pearls. Can I
73. 2:48Can I buy some pearls off you?
74. 2:49>> Do you have anything that you can give
75. 2:52me for the pearls?
76. 2:53>> Yeah, I'm just trying to I get as many
77. 2:55pearls as I can
78. 2:56What the
79. 2:58All the pearls you have I'm I'm down to
80. 2:59buy like any of them. Can I just Can I
81. 3:01get all of them?
82. 3:02>> Uh sure, I guess. Um
83. 3:05Do you have like
84. 3:08I've been looking for like, you know,
85. 3:09netherite tools and stuff.
86. 3:11>> I I can give you that.
87. 3:12>> about three.
88. 3:13>> Yeah, all right. Yeah, I'm down I'm
89. 3:15down. I can give you netherite tools.
90. 3:18Yo, I think someone's trying to steal
91. 3:19from your stand, bro. I'm so serious.
92. 3:21>> What?
93. 3:25>> Over there Over there Over there. No,
94. 3:26over there. Look Look over there.
95. 3:29>> Over where? Oh.
96. 3:31>> Oh, never mind. They were stealing from
97. 3:32someone else. It's fine.
98. 3:34We are genuinely getting robbed. Why are
99. 3:36you unfazed by this? Look around, bro.
100. 3:37Like they're genuinely robbing you.
101. 3:41Here, I got I got I give you the tools.
102. 3:42I give you the tools. I give you the
103. 3:43tools. Can I get the pearls now?
104. 3:44>> Um I
105. 3:45I'll just drop them right here.
106. 3:48>> Thanks.
107. 3:49>> Um
108. 3:50All right. I suppose I should just look
109. 3:51away to keep your little secret there.
110. 3:54So.
111. 3:54>> What secret are you talking about, bro?
112. 3:58>> I mean, obviously you want to hide
113. 3:59behind blocks, so I guess.
114. 4:00>> No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm just I'm
115. 4:02trying to
116. 4:07Oh my god, bro. I'm
117. 4:10>> I don't know how I got out of that
118. 4:12situation without anyone noticing me.
119. 4:14At least I think. But after getting my
120. 4:16pearls, I began grinding for some more
121. 4:19basic materials that I was missing, like
122. 4:21cobwebs, golden apples, and of course,
123. 4:24armor. But while getting situated at a
124. 4:26temporary camp I set up, more bounty
125. 4:29hunters have found me.
126. 4:30>> How do I think it is?
127. 4:32>> Guys, this is serious.
128. 4:34>> The shark kills, bro.
129. 4:37>> No way.
130. 4:39>> Hey, shark kills.
131. 4:40>> You guys make this easy, bro.
132. 4:41>> That's shark kills.
133. 4:43>> Shark, I hate to break it to you, but
134. 4:45you kind of have a bounty on your head.
135. 4:47We low-key need that.
136. 4:48>> Oh, what, bro?
137. 4:51>> With my new movement techniques, like
138. 4:52the spear, pearls, and my horse, I could
139. 4:55run away and avoid these hunters again.
140. 4:57But seeing how they were decently
141. 4:59geared, I realized that killing them
142. 5:01would actually help me get stacked way
143. 5:03quicker.
144. 5:10>> I want that helmet.
145. 5:11>> No.
146. 5:12>> No.
147. 5:13>> Take your freezing with you.
148. 5:15>> YES.
149. 5:17>> YES.
150. 5:17>> OH, HE'S ONE. HE'S ONE. OH.
151. 5:20>> Give me the game.
152. 5:20>> Go this way. He's going. Go. Go. Go.
153. 5:22Go this way. Go this way.
154. 5:23>> Here we go.
155. 5:24>> Go the way.
156. 5:26Go that way.
157. 5:28Come here.
158. 5:29>> It's like a line, bro. Grocery line,
159. 5:30bro. Come on.
160. 5:31>> Who else can come in, bro?
161. 5:34>> Open the gate.
162. 5:35>> No.
163. 5:36No.
164. 5:39>> I got the cabbage.
165. 5:44>> No.
166. 5:45No.
167. 5:46>> I like it.
168. 5:48>> Get all this stuff.
169. 5:58>> Bro, I need to kill that red shark with
170. 5:59you.
171. 6:01>> No, you don't.
172. 6:15No.
173. 6:23>> What is it with you and the color red,
174. 6:25bro? Like we get it, bro. We get it. We
175. 6:27get it. We get it.
176. 6:30>> I need to prove it, bro.
177. 6:31>> All right, prove it right here.
178. 6:33>> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
179. 6:35>> Bro, is pre-firing the apology? Oh my
180. 6:46No, no, you're running. Come here, bro.
181. 6:50Bro, what happened?
182. 7:00Oh.
183. 7:04So, what's the plan? What's the plan?
184. 7:05No, what's the plan? No, what's the
185. 7:06plan? No, what's the plan?
186. 7:07>> is to kill you.
187. 7:09It's over.
188. 7:11>> Nice. Like like nice, bro.
189. 7:13Thanks.
190. 7:15These hunters pretty much just fed me up
191. 7:16with super stacked gear. And now I was
192. 7:19almost fully prepared to go after the
193. 7:20person who set this bounty on me. But,
194. 7:23there was one last key item I was
195. 7:24missing that would be essential to my
196. 7:27new outlaw play style. So, after it
197. 7:29started raining, I used my riptide
198. 7:31trident to travel over to the closest
199. 7:33ice spikes biome.
200. 7:37Cool. All right, so my plan is basically
201. 7:40to just get a ton of ice, bro. This
202. 7:42actually so OP, bro. Nobody understands.
203. 7:45>> Ice is extremely useful for both combat
204. 7:47and for building distance. Since you
205. 7:49build momentum as you run on it, and if
206. 7:52you combine regular ice into packed ice
207. 7:54and then combine that packed ice into
208. 7:56blue ice, you can travel dozens of
209. 7:58blocks in seconds. But, it would take a
210. 8:00while to get multiple stacks of blue
211. 8:02ice.
212. 8:03>> Bro, I don't even have that inventory
213. 8:04space for this, bro.
214. 8:06And there's like so much, dude. Like all
215. 8:09this just gets turned into one, dude. I
216. 8:12Bro, there's got to be an easier way,
217. 8:14dude. I swear.
218. 8:15>> Luckily, having an extremely high bounty
219. 8:18also means that I become quite feared
220. 8:20around the server.
221. 8:27>> Yo, hello?
222. 8:29Hello?
223. 8:30What what do you want? What's up?
224. 8:33I remember you guys.
225. 8:35I remember you guys.
226. 8:38So, I'm I'm going to need a favor from
227. 8:39you guys. Uh
228. 8:41if you guys don't do it, then I'll
229. 8:43I'm
230. 8:43>> You think you're going to be using us
231. 8:45for anything? You're weak. You suck.
232. 8:48YOU'RE TERRIBLE.
233. 8:55>> ALL RIGHT. STOP. PUT IT IN THIS CHEST
234. 8:56when you're done. Let's get a ton of ice
235. 8:58going in here. Good guys.
236. 9:00Put in the chest. In the chest. In the
237. 9:02chest. In the chest. IN THE CHEST.
238. 9:06IN THE CHEST. In the chest, guys.
239. 9:08Please. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
240. 9:16What are we talking about here?
241. 9:21All right. I think that's enough, guys.
242. 9:23Thank you so much. I appreciate it.
243. 9:25Um
244. 9:27Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
245. 9:28You guys You guys You guys can split
246. 9:29that up.
247. 9:30Split that up.
248. 9:32And shortly after getting these players
249. 9:34to help me get tons of blue ice, I gave
250. 9:36them some spare gear I had left over
251. 9:38from my earlier fights as a thank you.
252. 9:40But now I had everything I would need.
253. 9:43Pots, netherite gear, a spear, pearls,
254. 9:45ice, everything. And now all I had to do
255. 9:48was find who set the bounty on me, which
256. 9:50I had no clue how to.
257. 9:53The player who set this bounty on me has
258. 9:55remained very anonymous and I don't even
259. 9:57know exactly what the bounty on me even
260. 9:59is. Luckily, I had an idea on how to
261. 10:02locate them. However, this plan would
262. 10:04require me to disguise myself with
263. 10:06invisibility in order to do it. I
264. 10:08probably put away my shields so they
265. 10:09don't see the water thing. Go invis.
266. 10:13I think I've been here this time.
267. 10:15Also, before I go through with this
268. 10:17terrible plan, if you're enjoying this
269. 10:19video, please consider subscribing. It
270. 10:20helps out a ton and it takes like 3
271. 10:22seconds to do it, so I mean
272. 10:25please. But yeah, let's uh attempt this
273. 10:26terrible plan.
274. 10:28Bounty market.
275. 10:30Low bro.
276. 10:35This is new.
277. 10:38Bounty board.
278. 10:44>> Looking for bounties.
279. 10:46Anyone claim a bounty lately? Oh, hello
280. 10:48invis player.
281. 10:50Oh, we're talking about signs we're
282. 10:52seeing anonymous. I mean, it's usually
283. 10:54dealer Rico that's around this place,
284. 10:55but I mean, he's been um out of service
285. 10:57lately. I'd like to claim this bounty.
286. 11:00Um yeah, yeah, sure. What What What's
287. 11:02What's the bounty, bro?
288. 11:05Shark is
289. 11:08Are you serious?
290. 11:09You're You're You're trolling, right?
291. 11:11No, you're lying. You have to be lying.
292. 11:13There's no way.
293. 11:15No one with your name would claim his
294. 11:16bounty. Oh.
295. 11:18Is this his shield?
296. 11:21Okay. Okay. Okay. You're the real deal.
297. 11:23Okay.
298. 11:24I got to go talk to someone. If you just
299. 11:27wait around here, I can um get them for
300. 11:28you.
301. 11:29Shield back.
302. 11:31Please, can I have it? Please, please,
303. 11:33please let me have it, please.
304. 11:35>> Fine. Here you go.
305. 11:37I guess.
306. 11:40I'll be back.
307. 11:47>> Uh hello.
308. 11:49Yo, bro.
309. 11:50>> Oh.
310. 11:51>> You got a bounty for me?
311. 11:52>> So, um
312. 11:53I'm behind you, bro.
313. 11:58>> Really?
314. 11:59So, who's who's this guy supposed to be,
315. 12:00huh?
316. 12:02>> See the armor, bro?
317. 12:04That's that's SharkKills' armor and a
318. 12:06shield. Look at it.
319. 12:08>> So, you really killed SharkKills?
320. 12:13Come with me.
321. 12:14I'll get you your your reward.
322. 12:32Take that off.
323. 12:40>> So, you're the guy who set the bounty on
324. 12:42me?
325. 12:43>> Yeah, I I mean, I've been watching you
326. 12:45for a while now. Um I was the one who
327. 12:47placed it.
328. 12:48>> Bro,
329. 12:49what kind of bounty did you place on me
330. 12:51that genuinely wants the entire server
331. 12:53to just kill me? Like, that makes no
332. 12:55sense. What did I do to you?
333. 12:58I've never seen you in my life before.
334. 13:01I thought you would be like so an enemy
335. 13:02I made. You're you're you're I I don't
336. 13:04know you.
337. 13:05>> It wasn't anything personal. It wasn't
338. 13:06diamonds. It wasn't gear.
339. 13:09You know,
340. 13:10the bounty was guaranteed entry into a
341. 13:13growing faction.
342. 13:15>> The
343. 13:16growing growing faction?
344. 13:19Uh I've never heard of you before, bro.
345. 13:22What do you mean?
346. 13:24>> No. No. There's There's future for
347. 13:25people who are threats to our plans for
348. 13:27our server.
349. 13:29>> Threats.
350. 13:31Appreciate it.
351. 13:32>> Yeah.
352. 13:32>> I like compliments. That's nice.
353. 13:34>> You should take it as a warning.
354. 13:37>> Um
355. 13:39Uh I'll take it as a challenge.
356. 13:50I'm bored.
357. 13:55It's called a war zone.
358. 13:57Ooh, it does freaking hurt.
359. 14:03So
360. 14:04Paul is for what, dude?
361. 14:06Stupid little team sets a bounty on me,
362. 14:08bro. Like and it's the join the team.
363. 14:11That's like such a trash bounty. I
364. 14:13thought it was going to be like stacks
365. 14:15of diamonds or netherite or like maces,
366. 14:17bro.
367. 14:19An invite to a team?
368. 14:29>> Behind you, bro.
369. 14:31I just want to be rich, bro.
370. 14:33You know what I did to you or your team?
371. 14:39What?
372. 14:41Yeah, at least if I kill you then the
373. 14:42bounty ends, right?
374. 14:48Ooh.
375. 14:49Helmet.
376. 14:55>> Some damage now, right?
377. 14:59>> What?
378. 15:00>> All right.
379. 15:02Are you running?
380. 15:06Bro.
381. 15:09Yo, guys.
382. 15:11Get him for me, all right?
383. 15:11>> What the
384. 15:13Everybody
385. 15:14>> OOH.
386. 15:15>> GOD.
387. 15:16OH MY GOD.
388. 15:18>> THAT'S GOOD, GUYS.
389. 15:22>> It was a pleasure fighting you shark,
390. 15:24but I'm leaving.
391. 15:25>> Over 100 players are right now charging
392. 15:28at me to claim my bounty.
393. 15:30But the funniest part, Arcade should
394. 15:33have brought more. There's a reason I
395. 15:35have Minecraft's highest bounty, and now
396. 15:38I was going to remind all of these
397. 15:40players why.
398. 15:53>> Okay, he's coming down the slide behind
399. 15:55us. This sucks so bad. It's okay, guys.
400. 16:05>> Did you loot?
401. 16:09>> Look at the money you get and the loot
402. 16:10you get when you kill him. Did you get
403. 16:12that loot?
404. 16:13Did you get
405. 16:16>> Oh.
406. 16:19>> Guys
407. 16:22>> Oh.
408. 16:28>> Wait.
409. 16:30>> Uh-oh.
410. 16:33>> Are you running, bro?
411. 16:35No, who built that, bro?
412. 16:37>> Guys, watch out.
413. 16:39Stop it.
414. 16:41Stop. Stop. Stop.
415. 16:42Yeah, this guy.
416. 16:52Get down.
417. 16:53>> Can we
418. 16:55I want to try something.
419. 16:58Oh god.
420. 16:59>> Oh.
421. 17:00>> That's so tough.
422. 17:06Don't go down there.
423. 17:07>> Oh god.
424. 17:15You got pants, too?
425. 17:18Oh, I'm taking way more damage, though.
426. 17:19Why do you guys always just have prot
427. 17:21one, bro? No time dedicated to getting
428. 17:23real gear.
429. 17:45No.
430. 18:01Oh, into the web of doom.
431. 18:05>> You have water. Break the webs. Come on.
432. 18:09You know how to fight. We've been
433. 18:10practicing. Come on.
434. 18:27>> Oh, this is really cool.
435. 18:38No.
436. 18:43Oh, yeah.
437. 18:44Oh, there we go.
438. 18:55Oh, this this is an insane view.
439. 19:02Now, I had more gear than I've ever had
440. 19:05on the entire server, and I was one step
441. 19:08closer to becoming the richest player.
442. 19:10But, apparently, according to Orkid,
443. 19:13there was a faction even richer than me,
444. 19:15even stronger. And if I wanted any
445. 19:18chance at accomplishing my goals, I
446. 19:20would need to kill Orkid. I would need
447. 19:23to kill his entire faction.