How Strong Is Super Mario? — Transcript

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1. 0:00[Music]
2. 0:00Super Mario. In the Nintendo universe
3. 0:03filled with star destroyers, dimension
4. 0:05breakers, and black hole dragons,
5. 0:08there's only one who can keep up just by
6. 0:10eating mushrooms and jumping really,
7. 0:13really hard. So get ready because this
8. 0:16is going to be the biggest trip of your
9. 0:18life. Mario is able to casually throw
10. 0:20Bowser like a dodgeball. Bowser being
11. 0:23the same character who survives black
12. 0:25holes and supernovas like it's nothing.
13. 0:27A black hole is what you get when a
14. 0:29massive star dies and collapses into
15. 0:31itself. It's a region in space where
16. 0:33gravity is so strong that nothing, not
17. 0:36even light, can escape it. A supernova
18. 0:39is basically a massive explosion that
19. 0:41happens when a giant star dies. It's one
20. 0:44of the biggest and brightest explosions
21. 0:46in the entire universe. A single
22. 0:49supernova can outshine even the entire
23. 0:51galaxy for a short time and release more
24. 0:54energy than our sun. Over 10 billion
25. 0:58years, Mario's durability is absolutely
26. 1:00ridiculous. As he's tanked entire
27. 1:03galaxies, being imploded in on itself,
28. 1:05he's gotten flattened into paper,
29. 1:07electrocuted, crushed, set on fire,
30. 1:10frozen solid, drowned, turned into a
31. 1:12ghost, and even erased from existence.
32. 1:15With existence eraser being so potent
33. 1:17that you won't return to life again,
34. 1:19it'll be like you weren't even real.
35. 1:21Mario has fought alongside his own baby
36. 1:24self without breaking the timeline. He
37. 1:26can survive in the vacuum of space and
38. 1:28at the bottom of the ocean without any
39. 1:30air. He's aware of the player's
40. 1:31existence as he thanks you for playing
41. 1:33his game. Meaning he has minor fourth
42. 1:36wall awareness, which is honestly
43. 1:38scarier the longer you think about it
44. 1:40because he's allowing us to live. He has
45. 1:42telepathy with Luigi so strong that they
46. 1:45always know where the other one is no
47. 1:47matter what's happening and no matter
48. 1:49the distance. kind of like a built-in
49. 1:51brother radar. He's able to erase
50. 1:53castles from existence like they weren't
51. 1:55even there. And he carries an entire
52. 1:57armory in his pocket because Mario
53. 1:59straight up has hammer space like Bugs
54. 2:01Bunny. But he's Italian. But he isn't
55. 2:03just strong. He's extremely smart. Like
56. 2:06actually genius level smart. He's able
57. 2:08to master fire powers in minutes, learn
58. 2:11new combat moves midfight, and level up
59. 2:13faster than any anime protagonist. I see
60. 2:16you over there, General. And he's even
61. 2:17able to adapt to different planetary
62. 2:19gravities like walking on the moon.
63. 2:21Mario is a naturalb born weapon master.
64. 2:24He wields hammers that can reflect
65. 2:26projectiles, stun enemies with jumps,
66. 2:28and fights entire armies with a frying
67. 2:30pan. He's had sword fights with giant
68. 2:32dragons, pilots, tanks, cards, planes,
69. 2:34boats, submarines, giant robots, and
70. 2:36somehow makes it all look easy while
71. 2:38yelling literally every 5 seconds. In
72. 2:42terms of power-ups, this gets
73. 2:43ridiculously unfair. Give Mario a
74. 2:46Fireflower and he throws plasma hotter
75. 2:48than stars. Give him a mega mushroom and
76. 2:50he turns into a skyscraper and stomps
77. 2:52mountains like pancakes. Give him Gappy
78. 2:54and he literally possesses you midfight,
79. 2:56taking over dragons, tanks, giant rocks,
80. 2:59and even Bowser himself without a second
81. 3:01thought. He has better body snatching
82. 3:03than Captain Ginu. Pause. He can slow
83. 3:06down or speed up time, freeze enemies,
84. 3:08burn enemies, stun enemies, reflect
85. 3:10attacks, and heal his friends by
86. 3:12touching their ghost forms even when
87. 3:14nobody else can interact with them. And
88. 3:16Mario has two layers of non-physical
89. 3:18interaction, which means he can hit and
90. 3:20heal people that shouldn't even exist
91. 3:22anymore. He can survive death itself by
92. 3:25turning into a ghost on command, which
93. 3:27doesn't really make sense, but none of
94. 3:29this does. He can face through solid
95. 3:31walls and pass through solid matter and
96. 3:33still beat enemies that can already
97. 3:35touch intangible things like booze and
98. 3:37koopas. He's danked attacks that would
99. 3:39vaporize stars. Fought in dream worlds
100. 3:41where he's faster than thought. Fought
101. 3:43gods, time travelers, and multiversal
102. 3:45conquerors. And even a being that was
103. 3:47trying to erase all of reality. And
104. 3:50another who exist outside of the
105. 3:52universe and destroyed enemies by
106. 3:54slightly getting stronger during this
107. 3:56adventure. This isn't even scratching
108. 3:57the surface, as even the lowest layers
109. 4:00of reality exist within dreams that
110. 4:02house their own universes. There are an
111. 4:04infinite amount of parallel worlds that
112. 4:06Mario can access. Like walking to the
113. 4:08store, Mario can defeat beings that can
114. 4:10destroy all these parallel worlds at the
115. 4:13same time, making him multiversal at
116. 4:15bare minimum. He's flown across entire
117. 4:18galaxies in a short time, making him
118. 4:20massively faster than Light Plus. And
119. 4:22that's just base Mario not even counting
120. 4:25his powerups as his star power up
121. 4:27literally makes him unbeatable as
122. 4:29literally nothing can damage him and
123. 4:31nothing can survive his attacks. Diving
124. 4:34even deeper we find super spaces higher
125. 4:37dimensional realms that exist within the
126. 4:39verse making Mario at bare minimum
127. 4:41fifthdimensional as he operates on
128. 4:43dimensions above normal space and time.
129. 4:46Mario also has a cutout ability where he
130. 4:48transcends the background itself,
131. 4:50ripping through the layers of dimensions
132. 4:52like a wet piece of paper. Heaven in
133. 4:54Mario is a plane that transcends
134. 4:56everything underneath it.
135. 4:57Fourthdimensional multiverse and
136. 4:59fifthdimensional super spaces, making
137. 5:01heaven truly sixthdimensional. If you're
138. 5:04confused about what I'm talking about,
139. 5:06space has three dimensions, length,
140. 5:07width, and height. And time has one
141. 5:09dimension as it goes from past to
142. 5:11present. Putting together three spatial
143. 5:13dimensions and one time dimension gives
144. 5:15you fourthdimensional or the universe
145. 5:17itself. Adding another dimension would
146. 5:19make it fifthdimensional. Adding another
147. 5:21one would make it sixth. I think you get
148. 5:23the point. Overall, Super Mario would
149. 5:25scale to sixthdimensional with
150. 5:27immeasurable speed. And big shout out to
151. 5:29Mason who dropped 80 to sponsor this
152. 5:31video. I really hope you enjoyed it. In
153. 5:34the end, the Mushroom Kingdom is truly
154. 5:36safe as the strongest is sworn to
155. 5:39protect it. stomping through realities
156. 5:41like kumbas on world 11 one. And there's
157. 5:44nothing you can do to stop him because
158. 5:46there's only one who can turn the
159. 5:48darkness into light. So, who is the
160. 5:50strongest? It's me, Mario. Absolutely
161. 5:57right. What's up, guys? It's Divine. If
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172. 6:18me know down in the comments which
173. 6:20character from Mario is your favorite
174. 6:22and which one should I do next? And let
175. 6:25me know down in the comments, out of the
176. 6:26countless characters that you know, who
177. 6:28can defeat the defender of the Mushroom
178. 6:31Kingdom, Super Mario.
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