How Powerful is Mario ACTUALLY? — Transcript

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1. 0:00The world of Nintendo is a place full of
2. 0:02fascinating characters that each have
3. 0:05their own incredible abilities. But out
4. 0:07of all these characters, one of them
5. 0:09stands out the most, Mr. Video Game
6. 0:11himself, Super Mario. Now, in this
7. 0:14video, we're going to be going over
8. 0:17Mario's feats, hacks, his abilities, his
9. 0:20strength, his speed, his power, all of
10. 0:22that to determine just how strong he
11. 0:25actually is. However, before we get to
12. 0:28scaling, we're going to need to set some
13. 0:30rules. Mainly two. One, there will be
14. 0:33absolutely no Paper Mario scaling in
15. 0:36this video. The Mario we're going to be
16. 0:38scaling is going to be from the mainline
17. 0:40games and spin-offs [music]
18. 0:41such as Mario and Luigi. And second,
19. 0:44this video is going to be separated into
20. 0:46categories. Like one of the categories
21. 0:48[music] going to be low-tier scaling,
22. 0:50mid-tier scaling, high-tier scaling,
23. 0:52speed, hacks, and abilities. Now, to
24. 0:55commence our scaling, we're going to be
25. 0:57moving on to Mario and Luigi
26. 0:58partnership. Now, in that game, we're
27. 1:00introduced to something called the Ice
28. 1:02Flower. The Ice Flower is an item that
29. 1:04grants you ice manipulation. You shoot
30. 1:06ice balls, you freeze enemies, you do
31. 1:08all that stuff, yada yada yada. You get
32. 1:10the point. In partnership, the Ice
33. 1:12Flower has a statement of being able to
34. 1:14freeze the sun. This is pretty verbatim
35. 1:17star level. There's no real need for
36. 1:20extra elaboration. Since the Ice Flower
37. 1:23is something that's part of Mario's
38. 1:24arsenal, we can just grant him star
39. 1:27level AP based off of that. Now, moving
40. 1:30on to Mario Party 6, in the mini-game
41. 1:32Black Hole Boogie, Mario gets sucked
42. 1:34into a black hole. And while he gets
43. 1:37sucked into the black hole,
44. 1:38>> [music]
45. 1:38>> the black hole starts to close before
46. 1:40entering the Hawking explosion. Now, the
47. 1:42Hawking explosion is basically when like
48. 1:44the [music] black hole decides to, you
49. 1:46know, go boom. It releases all its
50. 1:48energy in 0.1 seconds. [music] And Mario
51. 1:51basically just tanks this in base. When
52. 1:53we say tank, we really mean that Mario
53. 1:56just tanked it. He walked out of that
54. 1:58explosion completely fine. You see him
55. 2:01in the background without a singular
56. 2:03[music] scratch. So, we can just grant
57. 2:05Mario star level to large star level
58. 2:07durability [music]
59. 2:08based off that feat. Now, in Mario
60. 2:10Galaxy, we're introduced to something
61. 2:12called the Galaxy Reactor. And to really
62. 2:15like sum it up the best way I can, the
63. 2:17Galaxy Reactor is basically just a giant
64. 2:20bomb that absolutely destroys
65. 2:24the universe. And Mario doesn't
66. 2:27necessarily tank it. He actually gets
67. 2:29shielded by Rosalina. However, that's
68. 2:32perfectly fine because we can easily
69. 2:34just argue Mario would still scale to
70. 2:37the Galaxy Reactor [music] via Bowser.
71. 2:39Now, Bowser actually just tanked the
72. 2:41Galaxy Reactor. Like, he was
73. 2:43[music and singing] at the epicenter of
74. 2:44the explosion before everything it
75. 2:46started. When it turned into this big
76. 2:48vortex, Bowser was there. Bowser was
77. 2:51directly in [music] the middle of that
78. 2:53vortex. And then when it exploded,
79. 2:56obviously, Bowser tanked the full brunt
80. 2:58of the explosion and came out just fine.
81. 3:00And this same Bowser gets consistently,
82. 3:03and I mean consistently, beat on by
83. 3:06Mario across all the games. Like,
84. 3:09like, I don't even need to show that
85. 3:11many. There's just [music] so many
86. 3:12instances of Mario beating up Bowser.
87. 3:15So, we're not going to elaborate on
88. 3:16that. But, we're going [music] to make a
89. 3:19quick detour. Before we can wrap up the
90. 3:21lowball scaling, we're going to need to
91. 3:22go over the physics of the Marioverse.
92. 3:25The Marioverse basically runs on
93. 3:26Einstein's theory of relativity. And
94. 3:29basically, to sum it up, it implies that
95. 3:31space and time are intertwined.
96. 3:33>> [music]
97. 3:33>> So, if I transcend time, I transcend
98. 3:35space. If I lack space, I by proxy lack
99. 3:38time. You get the point. In Super Mario
100. 3:41RPG, we're introduced to this being
101. 3:43called Culex. Culex was going to destroy
102. 3:46and completely consume the dimension of
103. 3:49time. Since we're was to destroy [music]
104. 3:50the dimension of time, By proxy, he was
105. 3:53going to destroy the dimension of space.
106. 3:55He was going to destroy [music] a
107. 3:56space-time continuum, which would
108. 3:58automatically make him 4D or uni plus.
109. 4:02Now that we're done with the low ball
110. 4:04scaling, we can divert our attentions
111. 4:06[music] onto the mid ball scaling. Now,
112. 4:09in Super Mario Galaxy, there's this
113. 4:11galaxy called Matter Splatter Galaxy.
114. 4:14And it's in the Japanese version of the
115. 4:16game is blatantly called a super space.
116. 4:19Now, a super space is basically just an
117. 4:22extra dimension of [music] space. And
118. 4:24since we've already justified why space
119. 4:26and time are intertwined, this super
120. 4:28space is going to be blatantly 5D or in
121. 4:31other words, low complex multiversal.
122. 4:34This same realm got completely destroyed
123. 4:36[music]
124. 4:37by the galaxy reactor, which we've
125. 4:39already justified Mario scaling [music]
126. 4:41to. So, we're also going to get Mario to
127. 4:435D via this. In Super Mario 64, we're
128. 4:47introduced to Big Boo. Now, Big Boo is
129. 4:50an extra dimensional ghost. It's
130. 4:52basically the same thing as the super
131. 4:53space. Space and time are intertwined,
132. 4:55which would make this 4D. [music]
133. 4:57Big Boo is an added dimension, which
134. 4:59would make him 5D. Mario is able to
135. 5:01absolutely clobber Big Boo in three
136. 5:04hits, which [music] means that Mario in
137. 5:0564 is going to be 5D. If you somehow
138. 5:09don't grant Mario scaling to Big Boo,
139. 5:12which you should because Mario simply
140. 5:14just defeats him in three hits, Bowser
141. 5:16created a realm that was capable of
142. 5:18holding a 5D being. And Mario in that
143. 5:21very same game comfortably beats [music]
144. 5:24Bowser. So, he would still be 5D by
145. 5:27proxy in 64.
146. 5:30Now, finally, [music] with the mid ball
147. 5:33scaling done, we can now finally move on
148. 5:37to the high ball section. Now, going
149. 5:40back to Mario Galaxy, we're introduced
150. 5:43to a little place called the Try Galaxy.
151. 5:45Now, the Try Galaxy is very simple. It's
152. 5:48a realm that ignores all sense, all
153. 5:51imagination, and all limitations. And if
154. 5:54they ignore all limitations, by proxy,
155. 5:57they'll ignore the conceptual [music]
156. 5:58limits of space and time. If you ignore
157. 6:01or disregard or just don't require the
158. 6:05conceptual limits of space and time, by
159. 6:07definition, you are outer versal. Mario
160. 6:11scales to this like how he scaled to
161. 6:13super space. The galaxy reactor
162. 6:15destroyed everything. It destroyed the
163. 6:18child galaxy. Bowser [music] tanks the
164. 6:20galaxy reactor. Mario is above Bowser in
165. 6:23power. Therefore, Mario is going to be
166. 6:26outer versal. Common attack [music]
167. 6:28galaxy when people see this argument is
168. 6:31they'll say, "Oh, this is just
169. 6:32hyperbole. It's just like language to
170. 6:35make it seem that it's truly this
171. 6:37strong, [music] but it isn't." Or it's
172. 6:39just exaggeration.
173. 6:40But that's not the case. The game not
174. 6:43only uses the word all with these, so
175. 6:45they mean absolutely everything. They go
176. 6:47[music] as far as to detail that there
177. 6:49is absolutely nothing that limits the
178. 6:51child galaxy. Not sense, not
179. 6:53imagination, [music]
180. 6:54not any form of limitation, nothing.
181. 6:57There is not a singular thing that
182. 6:59bounds the child galaxy. [music] So we
183. 7:01know that they're not exaggerating. This
184. 7:03is absolutely the game, the narrative
185. 7:06being serious. So it's just going to
186. 7:08logically follow that the realm is outer
187. 7:10versal.
188. 7:11Now that we've handled all the scaling
189. 7:13for Mario's power, we can finally move
190. 7:15on to Mario's speed. So in Mario Galaxy
191. 7:182, Luigi is able to travel to different
192. 7:21worlds. Now, normally this would just be
193. 7:23FTL. However, these worlds were
194. 7:25referenced to these to galaxies, [music]
195. 7:27and these galaxies are separated to
196. 7:29space and time. For Luigi to travel
197. 7:32these worlds, these realms, without any
198. 7:34assistance, he would necessarily need
199. 7:36immeasurable speed. Mario is able to be
200. 7:38relative to Luigi [music] in speed.
201. 7:40Whether you think Luigi is slightly
202. 7:42faster or you think Mario is slightly
203. 7:43faster, doesn't matter. All that matters
204. 7:45that Lou Mario is able to keep up and be
205. 7:47relative to Luigi. This would grant
206. 7:49Mario a measurable speed by proxy as
207. 7:51well. Looking back at Galaxy 1, at the
208. 7:54end, it was revealed that Bowser was
209. 7:56going to make the universe fold on
210. 7:58itself by destroying or manipulating
211. 8:00[music] the dimensions of space and
212. 8:02time. Now, at near the end of the game,
213. 8:04obviously we know that the universe gets
214. 8:06destroyed. It resets itself. It remakes
215. 8:07[music] itself. Meaning that while it
216. 8:09was remaking itself, there was a period
217. 8:11of time or like a short instance where
218. 8:13there was just no dimension of space
219. 8:15[music] and no dimension of time. Mario
220. 8:18and Rosalina and Peach, they all existed
221. 8:20in there. However, [music] they were
222. 8:22still able to move. They were in a
223. 8:24bubble, yes, a shield that was going to
224. 8:25protect them, but it didn't like just
225. 8:28have its own dimension of space or time.
226. 8:30No, there was nothing. They were still
227. 8:32able to move. Their movement unhindered
228. 8:35by the dimension of space and time,
229. 8:36which would just grant them a measurable
230. 8:37speed.
231. 8:39Now, as for Mario's abilities, he's able
232. 8:41to breathe underwater, has non-physical
233. 8:43interaction, is able to punch [music]
234. 8:44ghosts, fire manipulation with a fire
235. 8:47flower, ice manipulation with the ice
236. 8:49flower, fourth wall awareness as Mario
237. 8:50with the staff was interacting with the
238. 8:52player, explosion manipulation with
239. 8:54bombs, flight [music] with the red star,
240. 8:56surface scaling power bestowal,
241. 8:58existence erasure, metal manipulation,
242. 9:00enhanced swimming, air manipulation with
243. 9:03Lakitu's [music] hurricane, toon force
244. 9:05weapons creation, spirit manipulation,
245. 9:08and fate manipulation. Now, [music] as
246. 9:10for Mario's hax and yes, strength
247. 9:12amplification and nullification, speed
248. 9:14amplification and nullification,
249. 9:16durability amplification and [music]
250. 9:18nullification, instantaneous damage,
251. 9:20regeneration, life restoration, damage
252. 9:22nullification, transmutation, energy
253. 9:24restoration, barrier invincibility, and
254. 9:26cloning. [music] And finally, he also
255. 9:28has the beanstalk. Now, what the
256. 9:31beanstalk is is this. It's this artifact
257. 9:33that can grant you any and all desires
258. 9:36while doing anything logically possible.
259. 9:39So, [music] it's automatically just
260. 9:41going to be absolute wishing. Which
261. 9:43means Mario can be granted perfect
262. 9:45wishes without any rules, costs,
263. 9:48loopholes, restrictions, none of that.
264. 9:49He can get absolute perfect wishes
265. 9:52without any single restriction in a
266. 9:54fight. But, uh yeah, that basically sums
267. 9:57up this video. In conclusion, Mario is
268. 9:59skilled to
269. 10:00immeasurable to irrelevant speeds. I
270. 10:02just want to give a huge thank [music]
271. 10:03you to KD, Velocity Agent Savage, and
272. 10:06Goofy for helping me with the production
273. 10:08of this video. Make sure to follow the
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277. 10:15that's basically it for today. I'll
278. 10:17catch you guys later.