How Chinese Students Learn A Language In ONE MONTH π¨π³ (Steal This System) β Transcript
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- 0:00You can read a scientific paper in
- 0:02English. You can watch an entire series
- 0:04without subtitles. You know what the
- 0:06word nevertheless means. You know what
- 0:09albeit means. You probably know what
- 0:11notwithstanding means.
- 0:13And then a tourist asks you for
- 0:15directions and your entire body shuts
- 0:18down.
- 0:19>> [sighs and gasps]
- 0:20>> So, let me say the thing nobody has said
- 0:23to you because this is going to reframe
- 0:25the next 8 years of your life.
- 0:28That is not a knowledge problem. You are
- 0:31not a beginner. You have never been a
- 0:33beginner. You have had this language
- 0:35since you were 6 years old and you are
- 0:37sitting on more of it than you think.
- 0:39And the reason you cannot use it is not
- 0:42that something is missing. It is that
- 0:43nothing has ever been pulled out.
- 0:46For 30 days, I am going to stop you from
- 0:48putting anything in and make you pull
- 0:50everything out. And I am going to show
- 0:52you the research that explains why that
- 0:54works and the research that argues
- 0:56against it because I am not going to
- 0:58sell you one side of a debate.
- 1:01Here's the deal. [music]
- 1:02By minute six, you'll know the real
- 1:04number of hours it takes and it's going
- 1:06to hurt. By minute eight, you'll know
- 1:08why your number is way smaller than
- 1:10that. Stay.
- 1:12Two kinds of people should go. If you're
- 1:14here for a list of fun podcasts to put
- 1:16on while you cook, go. That's not a
- 1:18method. That's background noise with
- 1:20extra steps. And if you're here because
- 1:22you want someone to tell you that 30
- 1:23days will get you a C1 certificate, also
- 1:26go because I'm about to take that apart
- 1:28on camera with actual government
- 1:30training data and it's going to
- 1:31embarrass whoever put it in a thumbnail.
- 1:34Everybody else, stay because I think
- 1:36you're in a very different situation
- 1:38than you've been told you're in and the
- 1:40next 6 minutes are going to prove it
- 1:41with public data. Here's what you get.
- 1:44The real hour count and why almost
- 1:46nobody survives hearing it by minute
- 1:48six, why your personal count is a
- 1:50fraction of that by minute eight, the
- 1:53one thing an app structurally cannot do
- 1:55for you by minute 11, and then the whole
- 1:5830 days, week by week, written out free
- 2:01starting at minute 14. You can run day
- 2:04one tomorrow before your shift, and it
- 2:05costs nothing but being willing to sound
- 2:07stupid out loud in an empty room.
- 2:10The United States government has been
- 2:11teaching diplomats languages since 1947,
- 2:15and because they're a government, they
- 2:16measured it. Their numbers are public.
- 2:18For a Spanish speaker learning English,
- 2:20or an English speaker learning Spanish,
- 2:23French, Italian, the easiest tier, they
- 2:26budget 600 to 750 classroom hours to hit
- 2:29professional working proficiency. That's
- 2:32roughly B2 to C1. And that's with a
- 2:35trained instructor, small groups,
- 2:37full-time, nothing else in your life.
- 2:40For Mandarin, Arabic, Japanese, Korean,
- 2:43it's 2,200 hours, 88 weeks. And that's
- 2:47the US State Department, not a guy on
- 2:49the internet. These are people with
- 2:51unlimited budget and a genuine national
- 2:54interest in doing it faster, and they
- 2:56can't.
- 2:57Now do 30 days. Say you're a machine,
- 2:59and you find 3 hours a day, every single
- 3:02day, no shift ever runs over, you never
- 3:05get sick. That's 90 hours. 90 against
- 3:08600. You're at 12%. So, no. 30 days does
- 3:13not make you fluent from zero. And
- 3:15anybody telling you it does is either
- 3:17selling something or has never counted.
- 3:20Now, here's the part I find interesting,
- 3:22and I want you to notice it because it
- 3:24tells you something about the whole
- 3:25industry.
- 3:26That table is free. It's public. It's
- 3:29been public for decades, [music] and
- 3:31essentially nobody making language
- 3:33content shows it to you because the
- 3:34moment you see it, the 30-day fluency
- 3:37promise dies on the table, and so does
- 3:39the sale.
- 3:40I'm showing it to you in minute five
- 3:42instead of burying it in minute 22
- 3:44because I want you to know that when I
- 3:46make you a promise later in this video,
- 3:48you've already seen my arithmetic, and
- 3:50you can check it.
- 3:52But here's the move, and this is the
- 3:54whole video, so stay with me. That
- 3:57600-hour number is for somebody starting
- 4:00at zero. You are not starting at zero.
- 4:03You've had English in school since you
- 4:05were six. Now, actually do that math
- 4:07with me, because nobody ever makes you.
- 4:10Call it 3 hours a week, 35 weeks in a
- 4:12school year, 12 years of compulsory
- 4:15education. That's over 1,000 hours
- 4:17before you even got to university. And
- 4:20I'm being conservative. And yes, a lot
- 4:22of those hours were garbage, and a lot
- 4:24of them were a teacher putting on a film
- 4:25in December. Fine. Cut it in half. Cut
- 4:28it by 2/3. You're still sitting on
- 4:31hundreds of hours. Then you added
- 4:33subtitles, which is input whether you
- 4:35were paying attention or not. Then you
- 4:37added music, and you know the lyrics,
- 4:39which means they went in. Then you added
- 4:41years of reading things on the internet
- 4:43in English without ever once registering
- 4:45that you were doing it. You've put in
- 4:47your hours. You put in most of them
- 4:49before you were 18, and you never once
- 4:51cashed them in. So, the question is not,
- 4:54"How do I learn English in 30 days?"
- 4:56That question is stupid, and it keeps
- 4:58you buying courses.
- 4:59>> [music]
- 4:59>> The real question is the one nobody is
- 5:01asking you, so I'll ask it. Where did it
- 5:03all go? You did the hours. Where is it?
- 5:07And the answer to that is the single
- 5:08most useful thing I can give you
- 5:10tonight, and it's coming right now.
- 5:12There are two vocabularies in your head,
- 5:14and they are not the same size. There's
- 5:16the one you recognize when you see it,
- 5:18and the one you can produce when you
- 5:19need it. Receptive and productive.
- 5:22>> [music]
- 5:22>> And every study that's measured both
- 5:24finds the same thing. The recognition
- 5:26one is way bigger, and the gap gets
- 5:28worse the rarer the word is, which, when
- 5:31you think about it, is exactly backwards
- 5:33from what you need, because the rare
- 5:35words are the ones that make you sound
- 5:36like an adult instead of a tourist. You
- 5:38recognize sophisticated English. You
- 5:41produce beginner English. That's not a
- 5:43contradiction, and it's not you being
- 5:45fake. That's the documented shape of how
- 5:47this is stored, which means you're not
- 5:50empty. You're a hoarder. You have a
- 5:52warehouse in there, floor to ceiling and
- 5:54no loading dock. Everything went in and
- 5:57nothing has a route out. And now sit
- 5:59with what that actually means because
- 6:01it's not comfortable. Every single year
- 6:03you've spent feeling like you're bad at
- 6:05English, you've been standing in front
- 6:07of a full warehouse telling yourself
- 6:09it's empty. [music] You weren't failing
- 6:11to learn, you were failing to retrieve,
- 6:14which is a completely different problem
- 6:16with a completely different fix and a
- 6:18completely different timeline. Learning
- 6:20600 hours takes 600 hours. Opening a
- 6:24door takes 30 days.
- 6:26And I want to be careful here because
- 6:28I'm not telling you the warehouse is
- 6:29infinite. There are genuinely words you
- 6:32don't have and structures you've never
- 6:33seen and those take time, real time,
- 6:36>> [music]
- 6:37>> FSI time.
- 6:38But that is not what's stopping you at a
- 6:40counter in another country and it's not
- 6:42what's stopping you from speaking up in
- 6:44a seminar. What's stopping you there is
- 6:46a root problem, not a stock problem, and
- 6:49you have been buying more stock for 8
- 6:51years.
- 6:52So now the app. And I want to be precise
- 6:55here instead of just dunking on it
- 6:57because the precise version is more
- 6:58useful to you.
- 7:00A multiple choice question gives you the
- 7:02answer and three decoys and asks you to
- 7:04point at the right one. That's
- 7:06recognition. Recognition is the thing
- 7:08you're already good at. It's the shelf
- 7:10that's already full. So every minute you
- 7:13spend there is a minute of training the
- 7:14skill that was never broken.
- 7:17Meanwhile, the thing that's actually
- 7:18broken, producing a sentence from
- 7:20nothing with no options on screen, is
- 7:23the one thing that interface
- 7:24structurally cannot ask you to do
- 7:27because free production can't be auto
- 7:29graded and auto grading is what makes
- 7:31the business work. And look, the
- 7:33business is a fine business. Their
- 7:35metric is the streak. Streak equals
- 7:38retention equals revenue and they're
- 7:40extremely good at it. The problem isn't
- 7:42that they're evil. The problem is that
- 7:45their metric and your metric are
- 7:46different numbers, and you've been
- 7:48optimizing theirs for 847 days. Here's
- 7:52the test, and you can run it in 10
- 7:54seconds. Close your eyes right now and
- 7:56say a full complex sentence about what
- 7:59you did yesterday, out loud. Not
- 8:01translate, produce. If your mouth didn't
- 8:04move, that's the whole diagnosis, and
- 8:07I'm about to fix it. The 30 days is on
- 8:09one page. Four weeks, three rules. One
- 8:12of the rules is that if you can say it
- 8:14smoothly, you're not allowed to practice
- 8:16it, and that rule costs people more than
- 8:18the rest of the page combined. [music]
- 8:20It's free, it's in the description, grab
- 8:23it or don't, the rest of this works
- 8:25either way. Now, come back here, because
- 8:27I need to show you the one piece of
- 8:29research that explains why saying things
- 8:31out loud badly is more valuable than
- 8:33reading things silently well.
- 8:36In 1985, a Canadian researcher named
- 8:39Merrill Swain was studying French
- 8:41immersion kids in Canada. These kids had
- 8:44years of input, massive amounts. Native
- 8:47teachers, full days, the dream setup.
- 8:50And their comprehension was excellent,
- 8:52[music] and their production was not.
- 8:55And that result broke the model everyone
- 8:57was using. So, she proposed something
- 8:59else. Output isn't just the thing that
- 9:02happens after you learn. Output is a
- 9:05learning mechanism in its own right, and
- 9:07she gave it three jobs. One, noticing.
- 9:11When you try to say something and you
- 9:13jam, you discover a hole you could not
- 9:15have discovered by reading, because
- 9:17reading hands you the words and never
- 9:19asks you to find them.
- 9:21Two, hypothesis testing. Every sentence
- 9:24you produce is a guess about how the
- 9:26language works, and you only ever find
- 9:28out it was wrong by saying it. Three,
- 9:31[music]
- 9:31metalinguistic. Talking about the
- 9:34language forces you to hold its
- 9:35structure consciously.
- 9:37And I'll give you the other side because
- 9:39this is still argued, pushed back hard.
- 9:42He says, "Output is rare. People reach
- 9:45high proficiency without producing much,
- 9:47and pushing nervous learners to speak
- 9:49just raises anxiety and blocks
- 9:51acquisition."
- 9:53He's not wrong about the anxiety, but
- 9:55you've had the input. [music] You've had
- 9:57it for 14 years. You are not the person
- 10:00his objection protects. Before the
- 10:02weeks, the hour because I know what
- 10:04you've been told. 4:00 in the morning.
- 10:07I'm not giving you 4:00 in the morning,
- 10:09and I'll tell you exactly why in 10
- 10:11seconds. If you close a shift at
- 10:13midnight, you are not asleep at 9:00. At
- 10:169:00, you were still working. So, 4:00
- 10:18a.m. puts you on 3 hours of sleep doing
- 10:20the hardest cognitive task of your week
- 10:23every day forever. That's not a
- 10:25protocol. That's an injury on a
- 10:27schedule. The principle underneath it is
- 10:30right, though, and nobody ever separates
- 10:32the principle from the clock. The
- 10:34principle is pay yourself before the job
- 10:37takes the capacity, not after. So, your
- 10:39block is the 90 minutes before your
- 10:42first obligation of the day, whatever
- 10:44time that lands. If you start at 7:00,
- 10:46yeah, that's early, and it's rough. If
- 10:49you close at midnight and start at 4:00
- 10:50in the afternoon, your block is 10:00 in
- 10:53the [music] morning, and you've been
- 10:54throwing that away for years while
- 10:56watching videos about 4:00 a.m. Write
- 10:58the actual clock time down. Same time
- 11:01every day. It exists because you're not
- 11:04deciding this 40 times a week. People
- 11:06don't fail at this because the work is
- 11:08hard. They fail because they put the
- 11:10decision on themselves every single
- 11:13morning, and eventually a morning comes
- 11:15where they lose it, and then they lose
- 11:17five more. The block isn't a goal. It's
- 11:20a thing that already exists on paper so
- 11:23that a tired version of you doesn't get
- 11:25a vote. Week one. [music]
- 11:27The brief I was given for this video
- 11:28said 500 words and 100 verbs conjugated
- 11:32in every tense. I'm not giving you that,
- 11:34and here's the reason. Isolated words
- 11:37are stored the way you already store
- 11:38everything, as recognition. So, you'd be
- 11:41filling the shelf that's already full.
- 11:43Instead, 100 sentences, full ones,
- 11:47yours, not from a [music] list, from
- 11:49your actual life, which means roughly 25
- 11:52a day for 4 days, and then you stop
- 11:54adding. Sentences you would actually
- 11:56need. Explaining what you study,
- 11:59explaining what you do at work,
- 12:01disagreeing with someone politely,
- 12:03asking for clarification without
- 12:04sounding like a textbook, saying you
- 12:07don't know. And the reason it's
- 12:08sentences and not words is that a word
- 12:11on its own forces you to build the
- 12:13structure around it, live, under
- 12:15pressure, which is precisely the
- 12:17operation that fails. A sentence already
- 12:20contains its own structure. You're not
- 12:22memorizing vocabulary, you're installing
- 12:24prefabricated roots. And then, the part
- 12:27that makes it work and that everybody
- 12:29skips. You say each one out loud until
- 12:32it comes out without assembling it. Not
- 12:34until you understand it,
- 12:35>> [music]
- 12:35>> until it's automatic, which is a
- 12:37completely different finish line, and
- 12:39it's the one nobody crosses.
- 12:41>> [music]
- 12:41>> Fluency out in the world is mostly
- 12:44chunks you don't build in real time. A
- 12:47hundred of them is a startling amount of
- 12:49coverage, and it's the first week you
- 12:51will have ever finished with something
- 12:52in your mouth instead of something in
- 12:54your notes. Week two, and this is where
- 12:57your job stops being the obstacle.
- 12:59There's a real line of research on
- 13:01what's called private speech, the
- 13:03talking you do to yourself silently. And
- 13:05in second language learners, it
- 13:07functions as rehearsal. Low stakes, no
- 13:09listener, no judgment, which is exactly
- 13:12what your nervous system needs before it
- 13:14will risk a real conversation. You have
- 13:178 hours a day of work your body does on
- 13:19autopilot, carrying, wiping, walking,
- 13:22stacking. Your hands are busy and your
- 13:24inner voice is completely free. And
- 13:27right now, it's running in Spanish
- 13:29narrating nothing. So, you switch it.
- 13:31You narrate the room in English. The
- 13:33table in the corner just asked for the
- 13:35bill. I'm going to need a tray, and I'm
- 13:37going to need to do this in one trip.
- 13:39That guy has been nursing the same beer
- 13:41for 40 minutes. That's it. That's the
- 13:44technique. And I want to correct the
- 13:47version you've heard, which says ban
- 13:49your native language entirely. You
- 13:51can't. That's not a thing a brain does.
- 13:54And setting an impossible rule just
- 13:56guarantees you break it on day three and
- 13:58quit on day four. You're not deleting
- 14:01Spanish. You're claiming dead airtime.
- 14:04Eight hours of free rehearsal that you
- 14:06were throwing out with the coffee
- 14:07grounds.
- 14:09Week three, and this is the one that
- 14:11does 90% of the work and that nobody is
- 14:15willing to do.
- 14:16Every day, one voice memo. Five minutes.
- 14:19No stopping, no restarting, no notes, no
- 14:23script.
- 14:23>> [music]
- 14:24>> One topic, and it has to be abstract,
- 14:26not what you had for breakfast. Whether
- 14:29a technology should exist, whether a
- 14:31rule at your job makes sense, something
- 14:33you'd struggle to say well in Spanish.
- 14:36And you don't stop when you jam. You
- 14:38stay in the jam, and you push through it
- 14:40ugly, because the jam is the entire
- 14:43point. That's Swaim's noticing function
- 14:45happening live in your mouth, [music]
- 14:48and it's the only place it can happen.
- 14:50And five minutes is not arbitrary. Under
- 14:53about two minutes, you can coast on
- 14:55prepared phrases and never hit a wall.
- 14:57Somewhere past three, you run out of the
- 14:59stuff you already had ready, and you're
- 15:01forced to build live. And that's the
- 15:03only part that's actually training
- 15:05anything. The first two minutes are a
- 15:07warm-up. The last three are the lesson.
- 15:10Then you listen back, which is horrible,
- 15:13and it's the part everyone skips. And
- 15:15skipping it turns this into a diary. You
- 15:18listen, and you write down every single
- 15:20thing that broke. [music] Then you fix
- 15:22only those. Not the chapter, not the
- 15:25unit, the specific broken things from
- 15:28your own mouth in your own voice.
- 15:3030 of those memos is 30 hours of pushed
- 15:33production and roughly 400 personally
- 15:36diagnosed errors. Nobody in your class
- 15:39has done that. Nobody in your class has
- 15:41done one.
- 15:42That notebook has a name in Korea. O dam
- 15:45note to. O dap note to.
- 15:47The wrong answer notebook. And it's not
- 15:49a study aid over there. It's the
- 15:51default. Three columns. What you were
- 15:54trying to say, what actually came out,
- 15:57what it should have been.
- 15:58And the third column you only fill in
- 16:00after you've sat in the discomfort of
- 16:02the second one because looking it up
- 16:04immediately kills the whole mechanism.
- 16:06>> [music]
- 16:06>> The discomfort is the encoding. If you
- 16:09resolve it in half a second, your brain
- 16:11correctly concludes that nothing
- 16:13important happened and files it nowhere.
- 16:15Sit in it for 20 seconds first. It feels
- 16:18like wasting time and it is the opposite
- 16:21of wasting time.
- 16:22That notebook is the only thing you
- 16:24reread. Not the textbook, not your old
- 16:26notes from school, not a grammar app. 20
- 16:29minutes in your pocket, out at the bus
- 16:31stop, in the break room, in the 10
- 16:33minutes before your shift starts. And
- 16:35after 30 days, that notebook is a
- 16:37complete personalized map of exactly
- 16:40where your English breaks, written by
- 16:42the only person who could possibly have
- 16:44written it. There is no course on Earth
- 16:47you can buy that produces that document
- 16:49because it's made of your specific
- 16:51failures and nobody sells those. Week
- 16:54four. Two things and then you're done.
- 16:58One, the monolingual day. Pick one day,
- 17:01ideally a day off, and for that entire
- 17:04day you don't read, write, speak, watch,
- 17:07or think in Spanish on purpose.
- 17:10Phone in English, music in English, the
- 17:13people you can get away with it with in
- 17:15English.
- 17:16It will be exhausting by 2:00 in the
- 17:18afternoon, and that exhaustion is the
- 17:20actual result. It's not a test, it's a
- 17:23measurement of how much friction is
- 17:25still in there. And here's the useful
- 17:27part. Notice what you reached for
- 17:29Spanish to do. Not the general
- 17:32tiredness, the specific moments. It'll
- 17:35be something narrow and weirdly
- 17:37consistent. Like, you can handle
- 17:39anything until you have to be funny, or
- 17:41until somebody interrupts you. That's
- 17:43your next 30 days, [music] and it just
- 17:46told you itself. Two, the recording. 15
- 17:49minutes on camera on a technical topic
- 17:52in your field, as if you were presenting
- 17:54it. One take. You will hate it. You will
- 17:57hate watching it more. And then you put
- 18:00it next to day one, because this is why
- 18:02I had you record from the first day, and
- 18:04the gap between those two files is going
- 18:06to be the only evidence you'll ever have
- 18:09that's immune to a bad mood. On day 28,
- 18:12you will not feel different. Nobody
- 18:14feels different. The file is going to
- 18:16tell you something your feelings are not
- 18:18qualified to tell you.
- 18:21Now listen, because here's where I stop
- 18:23pushing. First, you're not taking this
- 18:26out of your sleep. Everything you
- 18:28drilled today gets filed while you're
- 18:30unconscious, and language is one of the
- 18:32most sleep dependent things your brain
- 18:34does. Cut the night and you've studied
- 18:37and then deleted it on purpose while
- 18:39feeling disciplined. If the only place
- 18:42the block fits is inside your sleep, the
- 18:44block is in the wrong place. So, we move
- 18:47the block. Second, and I need to be
- 18:50straight with you. 30 days of this does
- 18:52not get you a certificate. A C1 exam is
- 18:55a separate skill with its own format,
- 18:57its own timing, its own tricks, and you
- 19:00prepare for it separately. What 30 days
- 19:03buys you is the thing the certificate is
- 19:05supposed to represent, and those are not
- 19:07the same object. And I'm not going to
- 19:09blur them to make this video sound
- 19:11better. And third, Krashen's objection
- 19:14about anxiety is real. If speaking makes
- 19:17you physically panic, if your chest goes
- 19:19tight and you shut down, don't start
- 19:21with a person. Start with the voice
- 19:23memo, alone, [music] in a room where
- 19:26nobody can hear it and you can delete
- 19:28it. And if the shutdown is bigger than
- 19:30language, if it's been months and
- 19:32nothing lifts, talk to a doctor or your
- 19:34student support service. Nothing in this
- 19:37video reaches that, and I'd rather lose
- 19:39the ending than pretend it does. So, let
- 19:41me be exact about what you get, because
- 19:44vague promises are how this entire
- 19:46industry works, and I'd rather give you
- 19:48something smaller that's true.
- 19:50>> [music]
- 19:50>> In 30 days, you don't become fluent. You
- 19:53become someone who can produce. Those
- 19:55sound similar, and they're not. Here's
- 19:57the concrete version. You'll be able to
- 19:59hold 5 minutes on a difficult topic
- 20:02without switching languages. You'll have
- 20:04100 sentences that come out without
- 20:06assembly. You'll have a map of exactly
- 20:09where you break in your handwriting. And
- 20:11the stall before you open your mouth,
- 20:13the one that's 3 seconds long and feels
- 20:15like 3 years, gets measurably shorter,
- 20:18because the thing causing it was never
- 20:20missing knowledge, it was a retrieval
- 20:22path that had never been used. That's
- 20:25it. That's the list. And notice that
- 20:27every item on it is a thing you can
- 20:29verify yourself, tonight, [music] with a
- 20:31timer, which is not an accident. I'm
- 20:34deliberately not promising you a
- 20:36feeling, because feelings about your own
- 20:38language are the least reliable
- 20:40instrument you own.
- 20:41>> [music]
- 20:41>> Everybody who's actually good thinks
- 20:43they're bad, and the one guy who thinks
- 20:45he's great is unlistenable. And now,
- 20:47compare it against what you actually
- 20:49have after 847 days of streaks, because
- 20:53that comparison is the entire reason I
- 20:56made this video. One of those two things
- 20:58is a door. The other one is a hobby with
- 21:01a notification. I want to say the plain
- 21:04version of this, because the dramatic
- 21:06version wouldn't be true. I don't think
- 21:09people fail at languages because they're
- 21:11lazy. I think people fail at languages
- 21:14because the whole thing is set up so you
- 21:16never have to find out what you don't
- 21:18know. Reading is comfortable because the
- 21:21words are already there. Watching is
- 21:23comfortable because the meaning is
- 21:25carried. Apps are comfortable because
- 21:27the answer is one of four. All three of
- 21:30those let you spend years accumulating
- 21:32without ever once measuring. And
- 21:35accumulating feels like progress because
- 21:37it is progress.
- 21:38>> [music]
- 21:39>> Just not the kind you need. The only
- 21:41uncomfortable thing in the entire field
- 21:44is producing a sentence from nothing
- 21:46with nobody helping you.
- 21:48>> [music]
- 21:48>> And that happens to be the only thing
- 21:50that tells you where you actually are.
- 21:52So, I think the real skill isn't
- 21:54discipline. It's being willing to get a
- 21:57bad measurement. Most people would
- 21:59rather have an unknown number than a low
- 22:01one. And that preference costs them
- 22:03about a decade. You can have a low
- 22:05number tomorrow morning. 5 minutes alone
- 22:09into a phone. It will be a bad recording
- 22:12and it will be the first real data point
- 22:14you've had since you were 6 years old.
- 22:16And everything after that is just
- 22:18repeating it until the number moves.
- 22:21Thanks for sitting through 30 minutes of
- 22:22someone telling you that the thing you
- 22:24bought doesn't work and the thing that
- 22:26does is uncomfortable and free.
- 22:28I know which of those gets more views.
- 22:31One thing before I go and I'm saying it
- 22:32twice on purpose. If it's been months
- 22:35and nothing lifts, talk to a doctor or
- 22:37your student support service. Nothing in
- 22:39this video reaches that and I'd rather
- 22:41lose the ending than pretend it does.
- 22:43>> [music]
- 22:43>> Two things and we're done. One. Tonight,
- 22:47not tomorrow, tonight. Open your voice
- 22:49recorder, hit record and talk for 5
- 22:51minutes about something you care about.
- 22:53In English with no notes and do not stop
- 22:56when you jam. Do not listen to it. Just
- 22:58save it and name it day one. That file
- 23:01is the before photo and you only get one
- 23:03chance to take it and it's tonight. Then
- 23:05tomorrow in your 90 minutes, you start
- 23:07the 100 sentences. The page that lays
- 23:10out all four weeks is free in the
- 23:11[music] description. Two, and then I'll
- 23:14stop. Everything I've given you tonight
- 23:16is free and you can run it alone
- 23:17starting in about four minutes. The
- 23:19system was never the hard part. The hard
- 23:21part is recording memo 19 alone after a
- 23:24shift when you sound bad and nobody on
- 23:26earth would know if you skipped it.
- 23:28That's the only reason Top Students
- 23:30Society exists. One room, fixed hours,
- 23:33the same four weeks with people in it so
- 23:35that showing up isn't a decision you
- 23:37have to win 30 times in a row. We open
- 23:39October 20th live, 8:00 p.m. Spain.
- 23:42Comment l y n a p z e and I'll send you
- 23:45the page and the link. [music] And to be
- 23:47very clear because you've earned it
- 23:49after 30 minutes, not commenting
- 23:51excludes you from nothing. The page is
- 23:53free either way and anybody who tells
- 23:55you a comment is a selection process is
- 23:57managing you. Now go record five minutes
- 23:59of bad English. That's the whole
- 24:01assignment.
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