How about another joke, Murray? | Joker [UltraHD, HDR] — Transcript

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1. 0:02Joker: ...killed those three Wall Street guys.
2. 0:04[Audience gasps and murmurs]
3. 0:10Murray: Okay, I'm waiting for the punchline.
4. 0:14There is no punchline.
5. 0:17It's not a joke.
6. 0:18[Audience murmurs]
7. 0:23You're serious, aren't you? You're telling us you killed those three young men on the subway?
8. 0:27Hm-hmm.
9. 0:28And why should we believe you?
10. 0:30I ain't got nothing left to lose.
11. 0:34Nothing can hurt me anymore.
12. 0:38[Chuckles] My life is nothing but a comedy.
13. 0:42[Audience murmuring and booing]
14. 0:46Let me get this straight. You think that killing those guys is funny?
15. 0:50I do.
16. 0:52And I'm tired of pretending it's not.
17. 0:54Comedy is subjective, Murray. Isn't it what they say?
18. 0:59All of you... the system that knows so much... you decide what's right or wrong?
19. 1:06The same way that you decide what's funny, or not.
20. 1:13Audience member: Get him off!
21. 1:15Okay, I think I might understand that you... did this to start a movement?
22. 1:20To become a symbol?
23. 1:23Come on, Murray...
24. 1:24Do I look like the kind of clown that could start a movement?
25. 1:27I killed those guys because they were awful.
26. 1:31Everybody is awful these days. It's enough to make anyone crazy.
27. 1:35Murray: Okay, so that's it. You're crazy. That's your defense for killing three young men?
28. 1:40Nah.
29. 1:42They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives.
30. 1:45[Audience booing]
31. 1:47Oh, why is everybody so upset about these guys?
32. 1:51If it was me dying on the sidewalk, you'd walk right over me!
33. 1:55I pass you every day and you don't notice me but these guys, what, because Thomas Wayne went and cried about them on TV?
34. 2:01- You have a problem with Thomas Wayne too? - Yes, I do.
35. 2:06Have you seen what it's like out there, Murray?
36. 2:09Do you ever actually leave the studio?
37. 2:13Everybody just yells and screams at each other. Nobody's civil anymore!
38. 2:19Nobody thinks what it's like to be the other guy!
39. 2:23You think men like Thomas Wayne ever think what it's like to be someone like me?
40. 2:28To be somebody but themselves? They don't.
41. 2:31They think that we'll just sit there and take it like good little boys. That we won't werewolf and go wild!
42. 2:38You finished? I mean, it's so much self-pity, Arthur.
43. 2:42You sound like you're making excuses for killing those young men!
44. 2:46Not everybody, and I'll tell you this, not everyone is awful.
45. 2:51You're awful, Murray.
46. 2:53Murray: Me? I'm awful? Oh yeah, how am I awful?
47. 2:59Playing my video.
48. 3:01Inviting me on the show.
49. 3:05You just wanted to make fun of me.
50. 3:08You're just like the rest of them!
51. 3:10You don't know the first thing about me, pal.
52. 3:12Look what happened because of what you did, what it led to. There are riots out there.
53. 3:17Two policemen are in critical condition,
54. 3:19and you're laughing, you're laughing. Someone was killed today because of what you did.
55. 3:24I know!
56. 3:28- How about another joke, Murray? - No, I think we've had enough of your jokes.
57. 3:31- What do you get... Murray: I don't think so.
58. 3:32...when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash!?
59. 3:39- Call the police, Gene, call the police. Joker: I'll tell you what you get!
60. 3:41You get what you fucking deserve!
61. 3:44[Audience screaming]
62. 4:02[Laughing]
63. 4:10[Audience screaming]
64. 4:19Goodnight. And always remember: That's-
65. 4:23[Spanish Flea plays]
66. 4:28Anchor 1: Breaking news. Popular TV talk show host Murray Franklin was shot dead tonight in the live telecast of his program by one of his guests.
67. 4:36Anchor 2: The man, who was introduced by Franklin as 'Joker' is currently under arrest...
68. 4:40[Overlapping feeds]