Hood Jujutsu Kaisen: Shibuya Incident (Full Arc) — Transcript
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- 1:09JJK.
- 1:19[music]
- 1:31[music]
- 1:39Hey yo,
- 1:40my [ __ ] G. What's happening?
- 1:41Drop whatever you doing. [ __ ] outside
- 1:44tonight. Yes, sir. [ __ ] you talking
- 1:46about?
- 1:46The young [ __ ] make hit me on the side
- 1:48saying it's a little situation out of
- 1:50shibia tonight. So we pulling up to the
- 1:53function type [ __ ]
- 1:54I'm at work right now.
- 1:55[ __ ] you always at work.
- 1:57I'm sorry, [ __ ] Some of us actually
- 1:59have to be sorcerers when we clock in.
- 2:00[ __ ] I'm a sorcerer every time I step
- 2:02out the crib. Don't play with me.
- 2:04My bad. Let me say it like this. All of
- 2:05us non gojo level sorcerers actually got
- 2:08to work when we at work.
- 2:12I'mma ignore this hating ass energy you
- 2:14got on your spirit right now, but just
- 2:16pull up when you get off, [ __ ]
- 2:18[ __ ] this another double [ __ ] By the
- 2:20time I pull up, that [ __ ] going to be
- 2:21over.
- 2:22All right, then [ __ ] More hoes for me.
- 2:25You said hoes?
- 2:26Yes, [ __ ] I said ho.
- 2:27I'm clocking out right now. Let me go
- 2:28change
- 2:30this [ __ ] Let me hit the group chat
- 2:32real quick.
- 2:33All right, Gojo and the rest of those
- 2:36[ __ ] are all pulling up now. So, can I
- 2:39get what the [ __ ] I asked for? I can't
- 2:42keep living like this, bro.
- 2:44[ __ ] [ __ ] don't rush me. [ __ ] Give
- 2:46your snitching ass [ __ ] The whole
- 2:48thing.
- 2:51Why this [ __ ] burn?
- 2:57Damn,
- 3:00[ __ ] Feel kind of good. I'm not going
- 3:02to lie. All right, no more of that
- 3:04glass, bones, and paper skin [ __ ] Let's
- 3:06get it. You need something else, [ __ ]
- 3:09Get your snitching ass out the spot.
- 3:10Oh, I'mma leave after I beat your ass,
- 3:13[ __ ]
- 3:14Running.
- 3:16You ain't saying [ __ ] [ __ ] What it's
- 3:18GOING TO BE?
- 3:20YOU got some heart, don't you?
- 3:22Pinocchio.
- 3:27OH, THIS [ __ ] PULLING OUT CONDOMS AND
- 3:30[ __ ]
- 3:32Who is this [ __ ]
- 3:36Mhm. Turn me up, [ __ ] All right, let's
- 3:39get active. Ain't no service, ain't no
- 3:42backup. Looks like I'm going to have to
- 3:44bang my way out this [ __ ] Hopefully, I
- 3:46can take care of this patch face before
- 3:48I get jumped or some [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm
- 3:50not in this [ __ ]
- 3:51Come on, man. You done seen it all. You
- 3:54got every squabble in 4K, my [ __ ] And
- 3:57enough curse energy to blow this [ __ ]
- 3:59up. So, do what you got to do to make it
- 4:01back to her.
- 4:03[ __ ] IT. LET'S GET ACTIVE. NO, I STAY
- 4:08YOUNG, [ __ ] [music] DON'T THINK [ __ ]
- 4:11ON ME.
- 4:15I heard you going to a function or
- 4:17whatever.
- 4:18Yeah, you know, [ __ ] love seeing a
- 4:19real [ __ ] at the function and [ __ ] like
- 4:21that. So, I got to pop out for the hoes.
- 4:24You know, I'm the only [ __ ] from the
- 4:25set that got an invite, too. Res [ __ ]
- 4:28can't really hang. They ain't no bangers
- 4:29and no trappers for real. You know, like
- 4:31twin and me. Put that [ __ ] on. Shut that
- 4:34[ __ ] down. Really do it for the hoes.
- 4:37That's exactly why I'm pulling up to the
- 4:39function with my plan.
- 4:41Yeah, that don't sound good.
- 4:45And I definitely see why you got an
- 4:48invite cuz you thick as hell. They need
- 4:50somebody like you at that [ __ ]
- 4:53[ __ ] We should link up when I get
- 4:55there. You know, after I make you a
- 4:56queen straight.
- 4:57Actually, that [ __ ] riding with me up
- 4:59to the function. You know, I love me a
- 5:01[ __ ] ass [ __ ] [ __ ] I've been on you
- 5:03for the last two months. He already in
- 5:05the car.
- 5:07[music]
- 5:14Let me slide past you real quick. Man,
- 5:16what the [ __ ] Real [ __ ] coming
- 5:18through.
- 5:20This [ __ ] kind of live.
- 5:23I can't get these red bottoms dirty. All
- 5:25right, let's scope the scene before my
- 5:27[ __ ] pull up.
- 5:30Oh [ __ ] Hide the money. There's broke
- 5:33[ __ ] in the building. [ __ ] you. Say
- 5:35blood. [ __ ] you, [ __ ] How me lock the
- 5:38door on his ass. Lock the door. Oh, so
- 5:42you [ __ ] on some jumping [ __ ]
- 5:44[ __ ] Ain't no ones. What's on say with
- 5:46your [ __ ] ass?
- 5:47Ain't nobody stunning you [ __ ] I'm
- 5:49trying to get on some hoes.
- 5:50Hoes ain't stopping no smoke.
- 5:52Who the f [ __ ] probably
- 5:54[ __ ] Not now. The ops pressing you.
- 5:56All right then.
- 5:58Let's get active. [ __ ] [ __ ] and make
- 6:00this quick. I'm trying to enjoy the
- 6:02party.
- 6:03Get his ass.
- 6:05Get your broke ass hands away from me.
- 6:08[ __ ] better pick up. Where you at,
- 6:10[ __ ] The ops in this [ __ ]
- 6:11[ __ ] the ops, [ __ ] Where the hoes at?
- 6:13These [ __ ] scaring the hoes by
- 6:14pressing me.
- 6:15I'm
- 6:16now where WERE
- 6:18[screaming]
- 6:20GOD?
- 6:22You ain't tell me you was bringing your
- 6:23little brother and [ __ ]
- 6:24Oh, this [ __ ] ass [ __ ]
- 6:25What you say, C?
- 6:26Oh, you thought you was sitting in the
- 6:27whip with big sis. Hell no, [ __ ] You
- 6:29better call it Uber. A real [ __ ] like
- 6:30Gojo might have a chance with my sister
- 6:32for real. I don't even know why the [ __ ]
- 6:33you in the car. You trying to slide on
- 6:35my sister wearing the same [ __ ] every
- 6:37day. You do not got that [ __ ] on, little
- 6:39bro.
- 6:39You gave him a hard time, twin, I like
- 6:41him. That's why you got my heart, little
- 6:43bro. You always
- 6:44s you can't be on this [ __ ] He can't
- 6:46know about what the [ __ ] we got going
- 6:48on.
- 6:48Hey yo, what kind of weird [ __ ] y'all
- 6:50[ __ ] on? Cuz
- 6:52it's always you broke ass gas station T
- 6:54wearing [ __ ] that ruin the function
- 6:55for everybody.
- 6:56Ban for ban, [ __ ] Ban for ban.
- 6:59Oh, what's the smell?
- 7:00That's a whole $300 bottle of Dior
- 7:02slathered on a Gucci button up.
- 7:04Something your broke ass nostrils ain't
- 7:06accustomed to. But you want to go banan
- 7:07for ban with nothing but a teak wood
- 7:09essence.
- 7:11Get your paper.
- 7:15You ain't even have to do my [ __ ] like
- 7:16that.
- 7:18The way [ __ ] been yapping since I got
- 7:19here, [ __ ] must have forgot who I am.
- 7:22Cuz broke [ __ ] should never speak.
- 7:24domain expansion,
- 7:26Limitless Bands.
- 7:31Gojo's domain expansion, Limitless
- 7:33Bands, allows Gojo to pocket check all
- 7:36the lying ass broke ass [ __ ] at
- 7:37[music] the function. And since those
- 7:39[ __ ] don't got what Gojo got, they die
- 7:41instantly from embarrassment and or
- 7:44broke. Now, for those [music] average
- 7:46paid and staying out the way, but
- 7:48wouldn't even take a chance on a man for
- 7:50simply looking shocked from how broke
- 7:52they are. parents the great Sati Gojo.
- 8:07[panting]
- 8:08Who else want to go ban for ban?
- 8:13This [ __ ] ass [ __ ] really about to let
- 8:15me get locked up.
- 8:17See, I knew you was [ __ ] made cuz I
- 8:19seen how you treat REAL [ __ ] BUT I
- 8:21NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY YOU BECOME
- 8:22A [ __ ] rat. YOU COULD HAVE kept it
- 8:24street, back door me at any point, but
- 8:26you going to hand me OVER TO THE [ __ ]
- 8:28FED.
- 8:28RATHER be [ __ ] made and free than a
- 8:30lock up real [ __ ] So let's make you an
- 8:32example and lock your ass up, shall we?
- 8:35You [ __ ] ass [ __ ] I got something for
- 8:38your ass.
- 8:39And call all the real [ __ ] you want.
- 8:42They ain't going to do [ __ ] Huh?
- 8:46What?
- 8:48What?
- 8:54[ __ ] you mean they lock Gojo up?
- 8:56Knew Gojo pulled up to the function, the
- 8:58whole squad was pulling up to the
- 9:00function. So he pulled up with the
- 9:02option knowing that if [ __ ] saw each
- 9:03other, [ __ ] was going to pop off. And
- 9:05you know how Gojo get when both [ __ ]
- 9:07trying. So ghetto called 12 and now Gojo
- 9:10in the prison realm.
- 9:11How the [ __ ] you get all that
- 9:12information?
- 9:13Uh I said I love MY
- 9:15OH, YOU SNITCH ASS [ __ ]
- 9:18I CAN STILL
- 9:19YOU [ __ ]
- 9:20[ __ ] I'M ON your side. HOW THE [ __ ]
- 9:21Y'ALL going to get going without me? And
- 9:23since you ain't got no bread, you
- 9:25[ __ ] leave me.
- 9:26Mm- Let me get the [ __ ] up out of here
- 9:27before these [ __ ] start shooting. I
- 9:29ain't got time for that.
- 9:32Come rib. Come rib. THEM BOYS DONE GOT
- 9:36MY [ __ ] GOJO. FREE BIG G till it's
- 9:39backwards. THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME,
- 9:41[ __ ] ass. The [ __ ] I put this on my
- 9:43mama AND MY SET. I'MMA BEAT EVERY [ __ ]
- 9:46ASS I SEE TO MY [ __ ] big Jeep freak
- 9:50freak gojo n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n
- 9:51n n n n n [ __ ]
- 9:53Oh y'all must want the shy sorcerer to
- 9:55get on some shy [ __ ]
- 9:56I know that [ __ ] grandson.
- 9:58All right, it's drill time then. Oh god,
- 10:01I'm sliding for Gojo. [ __ ] Gojo. Throw
- 10:03your set up a lose your life [ __ ]
- 10:05Nobody care about that weak ass. I bet
- 10:08[ __ ]
- 10:13That kind of hurt. You shy. You shy,
- 10:16[ __ ] I'M SHY. WE SLIDING, [ __ ] You
- 10:20was talking about sweet [ __ ] TILL I
- 10:21START SLIDING, [ __ ] COME ON.
- 10:23I'M SHY. CUZ when I got this shy on, it
- 10:26ain't a [ __ ] that could [ __ ] with me.
- 10:28Yeah. Yeah.
- 10:30Hold on now. Who's you, [ __ ] And why
- 10:33you standing on menacingly and [ __ ]
- 10:36man? [ __ ] him. It's still shy [ __ ] We
- 10:38on drill time.
- 10:39[ __ ] that shy. And [ __ ] you.
- 10:41Hey, you my man. Yeah.
- 10:44Hey, [ __ ] You seen my son?
- 10:46I don't even know who your son is. Can I
- 10:48just get my speed back?
- 10:55You have to kill that boy.
- 10:57Hey, old [ __ ]
- 10:58You see my son?
- 10:59I don't know your son,
- 11:01[ __ ]
- 11:03I'm a simple [ __ ] I heard there's a
- 11:05function going on in Shibuya, so I take
- 11:07off work early. Want to enjoy a little
- 11:09PTO. But then there's [ __ ] [ __ ] like
- 11:12you and the [ __ ] you roll with that
- 11:14pull up on [ __ ] [ __ ] and start scaring
- 11:17the hoes after locking up my [ __ ] Gojo.
- 11:20[ __ ] that [ __ ] Gojo and [ __ ] you [ __ ]
- 11:23You can get the same thing he got.
- 11:24[ __ ] with the [ __ ] [ __ ] You scaring the
- 11:27ho?
- 11:28That's not fair. What if the ho scaring
- 11:30me?
- 11:33You [ __ ]
- 11:35I was too.
- 11:36Two weeks of backto back double shifts
- 11:38and you the only reason my off days
- 11:41going to be bitchless.
- 11:43BUT THAT AIN'T ALL.
- 11:46Y'all ain't [ __ ] this up for me. And
- 11:49free dojo till it's backwards.
- 11:53Damn. [ __ ] active. How the [ __ ] am I
- 11:55supposed to Oh [ __ ] Russian cream
- 11:56backwards.
- 11:57Talk to them [ __ ]
- 11:59[cheering]
- 12:02EVERYBODY SHUT THE [ __ ] UP. GO jo
- 12:07[panting]
- 12:09I'm on my way. Go.
- 12:17What you say blood? Oh [ __ ] Oh go you
- 12:21got big b so [ __ ] up. What the
- 12:27[ __ ] IS
- 12:28Say that [ __ ] again. Say that [ __ ]
- 12:31again, blood. God damn. Why you mean so
- 12:34close? So weak ass [ __ ] Now try and say
- 12:37that [ __ ] again, blood.
- 12:40What the [ __ ] is that?
- 12:41Hey, what you [ __ ] doing?
- 12:44Don't even worry your buddy, nephew.
- 12:45I've got something for that.
- 12:49I see you.
- 12:53I'M ALL
- 12:55YOU GOT.
- 12:56That was all that [ __ ] you was talking
- 12:58over. is talking [ __ ] Get down.
- 13:03Stop the grass, nephew. [screaming]
- 13:08PLEASE SPARE ME.
- 13:10It's over, young
- 13:14[ __ ] He got our ass, didn't he?
- 13:16My bad, y'all.
- 13:18Don't mean expansion.
- 13:20Red lost the hot box.
- 13:28Ain't [ __ ] but a [ __ ] ass blood.
- 13:31Oh, sorry [ __ ]
- 13:34Come on, C. Make a move.
- 13:36Bad [ __ ]
- 13:38Get off me.
- 13:40Come here, blood.
- 13:41[ __ ] you, [ __ ] [music] ass [ __ ] Back
- 13:44the [ __ ] up.
- 13:44What the [ __ ] on your running, bro?
- 13:47Ain't nobody running, [ __ ] Blood your
- 13:49ass in the hood. Tell nobody give a swe
- 13:55[ __ ] I already said that you soft
- 13:57blood.
- 14:02Oh, you got hurt, young [ __ ]
- 14:07[ __ ] that's disgusting. That [ __ ] just
- 14:10got in the mouth. [screaming]
- 14:13Hey, you held your own for a [ __ ] ass
- 14:15[ __ ] but now it's over with on broil.
- 14:21Huh?
- 14:24Ain't no way, blood. Ain't no way,
- 14:27blood. You telling me this [ __ ] My
- 14:30blood. Blood. [screaming]
- 14:31Ain't no way blood. My blood. Blood. No
- 14:35blood. I ain't going for that blood. Big
- 14:37booo ain't blood TO NO [ __ ] [ __ ]
- 14:40BLOOD. AIN'T NO [ __ ] WAY.
- 14:45OH, y'all got all expense paid seafood
- 14:48oil in this [ __ ] Crab for me.
- 14:51Don't mind if I do. I need me A CLAW
- 14:54WRAP.
- 14:55[ __ ] GIVE me that.
- 14:57All I need is a bread roll, some hot
- 15:00butter, and I swear. This [ __ ]
- 15:03going to be good. YOU TALKING ABOUT ME?
- 15:06DAMN, I SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT some cake.
- 15:08AIN'T GOT NO K to I can't even chase.
- 15:11Why the [ __ ] you think I'mma chase my
- 15:13phone?
- 15:16Yeah. And y'all [ __ ] GOT APPETIZERS.
- 15:19OH, I LOVE THIS PLACE. THIS [ __ ] TRYING
- 15:22TO EAT ME.
- 15:33Ain't no way we [ __ ] related. Oh
- 15:36yeah, that [ __ ] told you. I don't know
- 15:39who you're playing with that, but I'm
- 15:40here standing here and being treated
- 15:42like a pile of snow crap. I'm off this
- 15:44[ __ ] Crazy ass [ __ ] Crack a crap.
- 15:49[screaming]
- 15:53GET THE [ __ ] OFF ME, PLEASE. Come on,
- 15:56[ __ ] Come on, [ __ ] Come on, [ __ ]
- 15:58[ __ ] ASS [ __ ] ass. BIG.
- 16:04You can beat [ __ ] up in those lane.
- 16:07Oh, look. Cut your ass lacking.
- 16:09[ __ ]
- 16:12This smoke forever, [ __ ]
- 16:14[ __ ] While he's sleeping, let me see if
- 16:16these J's are my size. [ __ ] wear
- 16:17goddamn living.
- 16:18Get your [ __ ] hands off me. [ __ ]
- 16:21always in the city talking about suka
- 16:23ain't this, suka ain't that. I'm a
- 16:26special grade. I'm about 10 fingers
- 16:28strong. Last time I checked, them mouth
- 16:30fingers be talking about, [ __ ] [ __ ]
- 16:32acting like they won't get their ass
- 16:33beat just cuz I'm stuck inside a
- 16:35teenager.
- 16:35[ __ ] pause. [ __ ] who was talking to
- 16:37you? But what was I saying? Oh yeah,
- 16:40demon home [ __ ]
- 16:42Usu going to let me throw you on my
- 16:44story real quick.
- 16:45Mama, do I look stupid?
- 16:50Crazy as hell. I got to pop up on you at
- 16:52a damn party just for you to talk to
- 16:54your daddy. What up, little [ __ ] You
- 16:55remember me, [ __ ] What do you want?
- 16:57Damn, I just can't want to see my son.
- 16:59No, [ __ ] No, you right. Look, girl.
- 17:01Let me tell you something. All right,
- 17:02look. Big G [ __ ] up the parlay by
- 17:04getting locked up. Dog, I had five turn
- 17:06into 10. That 10 turn into 100. That 100
- 17:08turned into a,000. 1,000 turn into a
- 17:10million. I was on. All I'm coming to you
- 17:12and I'm saying is I'm going to leave my
- 17:14tree.
- 17:14You ain't getting [ __ ] After all I did
- 17:17for you, you can't help your daddy with
- 17:18my money. No. Back your punk ass up.
- 17:22Listen, [ __ ] my
- 17:26phone.
- 17:27I'm broke, son. The phone broke. You got
- 17:30the power to change that, man. Look,
- 17:32let's make a bet right here. Every time
- 17:33you mess,
- 17:35LEAVE ME ALONE. YOU TAKING ME OUT OF
- 17:38DEBT RIGHT NOW.
- 17:40THAT'S MY $50 right there.
- 17:44You know how hard IT IS TO PULL OUT 87
- 17:46CENTS OUT OF YOUR POCKET AND MAKE SURE
- 17:48YOU NICKEL BE
- 17:51A DOLLAR. Let's make another bed. You
- 17:54don't ever check up on your old man. HEY
- 17:56Y
- 18:03ass [ __ ] I already told you it's been
- 18:06hard out here for your baby, man. Check.
- 18:10I'm going have to go big rocker just for
- 18:11this [ __ ] to leave me the [ __ ]
- 18:16now. Just be real with me. Why you don't
- 18:18talk to me, son? Rose is a Wait, [ __ ]
- 18:20is because you never hit me up unless
- 18:22you begging for something. Take that
- 18:23same energy and put it into clearing
- 18:25your [ __ ] debt.
- 18:26I know one way to become debt free.
- 18:29That's not what the [ __ ] I meant
- 18:33with you now. Why my wife on the line
- 18:36every time I try to leave a crib? No.
- 18:38I'm going home.
- 18:41[cheering]
- 18:42Get your fat ass in the car. We got a
- 18:44gun.
- 18:44Gun to your head. Spit a bird man first.
- 18:47That ain't no gun. That's a meteor.
- 18:49Yeah, the gun's metaphorical, but your
- 18:51life being on the line is real.
- 18:53Who the [ __ ] GOT BURNING VERSUS DON'T
- 18:55STAND BY
- 18:56richer than the richest? We certify
- 18:58getting it. CM YM cash money business
- 19:02higher than the ceiling. Fly like a
- 19:03bird.
- 19:04How the [ __ ] do you know this [ __ ] Do
- 19:06you want TO LIVE OR NOT?
- 19:07You know what? I'll let it fly.
- 19:14All this and you're friends with [ __ ]
- 19:16that's losing bad for
- 19:17[ __ ] dojo. Ain't nobody winning no ban
- 19:20for being with that rich ass flexing ass
- 19:21[ __ ] Nah, I'd win. But since you ended
- 19:25up not being that much of a [ __ ]
- 19:26[ __ ] I'll let you in on a little
- 19:29secret, man. What now?
- 19:34Is that what I think it is? Oh, that
- 19:36[ __ ] pulled up with his paw on him. You
- 19:38think I'm pulling up to this [ __ ]
- 19:39and not having my [ __ ] on me? Strap up,
- 19:42[ __ ] I mean, I brought a little
- 19:43something with me.
- 19:46I always try to make sure I'm protected.
- 19:48You better not be lacking.
- 19:50No, [ __ ] I got it on me. It might be a
- 19:52little ass pistol, but you still pulled
- 19:55up here to told him something. You can
- 19:58stand proud, little [ __ ] You was one
- 20:00of them. Is that a real [ __ ] N. Does
- 20:03that make me a real [ __ ] No, you just
- 20:06another dead [ __ ]
- 20:10Oh, you think I'm losing? No, [ __ ] We
- 20:13losing. This how we going to do this.
- 20:15Roses are red. Weapons against me won't
- 20:17prosper with this sacred treasure. I
- 20:20summon big rounder the obstopper.
- 20:23Free gojo n [ __ ] Big m.
- 20:27What the [ __ ] Who the [ __ ] let this
- 20:29[ __ ] in the function?
- 20:30Yeah, that's right. Call for your mama.
- 20:34No.
- 20:35Tell me something. What did the five
- 20:37fingers say to the base?
- 20:40Oh, I'm alive.
- 20:41Oh, hell no. Who is this [ __ ] Y'all
- 20:44still trying to jump? I just need this
- 20:45[ __ ] alive. Ain't nobody here to jump
- 20:47your [ __ ] ass. But we can run the ones
- 20:50right now, [ __ ]
- 20:52And what you just going to do? Stand
- 20:54there?
- 20:54No, I'm waiting on you, [ __ ] Oh [ __ ]
- 20:57Time up.
- 21:00You ain't know this blade had a switch
- 21:02on it, did you? Oh yeah. [ __ ] Little
- 21:05[ __ ] tried to sleep. [ __ ] [ __ ] you.
- 21:08That's what the [ __ ] I thought, [ __ ]
- 21:13Don't you just hate a soft ass [ __ ]
- 21:17Didn't I [clears throat] tell you that
- 21:18sneaking [ __ ] not going to work on me?
- 21:20Yeah. YEAH.
- 21:23Oh yeah. That's what I like. Come on
- 21:26then. [ __ ] [ __ ]
- 21:28Let me see if you got them.
- 21:33Weave.
- 21:36Get up [ __ ] [ __ ] just big for no
- 21:38[ __ ] reason. Oh yeah. It got your big
- 21:41ass.
- 21:44Yeah, you tried, [ __ ]
- 21:49OH, you going in there, [ __ ] Come on.
- 21:52I'll stop. I'm supposed to be light
- 21:54work, [ __ ]
- 21:56Got to act out. I see through all that
- 21:58we ass [ __ ] little [ __ ] You can't
- 22:00keep up with me, my Okay, [ __ ]
- 22:03See, I got something for your [ __ ] ass.
- 22:05You talking a lot of [ __ ] Show me
- 22:06something, [ __ ]
- 22:14as soon as I get off this. I swear to
- 22:15God, you so [ __ ] annoying.
- 22:18This was fun and norm, but let's end
- 22:20this [ __ ] [ __ ] you, big rocker. [music]
- 22:22Do something about this domain
- 22:24expansion.
- 22:27Try house kitchen.
- 22:29Get that [ __ ] work.
- 22:33What don't you understand?
- 22:35I smoked all the packs you can think of.
- 22:38Let's turn you into a [ __ ] [ __ ] cuz I
- 22:41know something you don't know.
- 23:10little punk ass [ __ ] going to love
- 23:12this. [laughter]
- 23:15Huh? What? What the [ __ ] What? What did
- 23:19you do? What did you do?
- 23:24He kicking you in the water.
- 23:30I should have just stayed at [ __ ]
- 23:34work.
- 23:36My therapist said when things get
- 23:37traumatic, I need to find my center and
- 23:39go to my happy place. And [ __ ] real
- 23:42[ __ ] traumatic right now. [ __ ] The
- 23:45hoes going to love this me. It's not on
- 23:47me, [ __ ] They going to treat me like
- 23:49no asso. I stay on big business, [ __ ]
- 23:54Me. They me.
- 24:01Keep counting your [ __ ]
- 24:04[music]
- 24:06[ __ ] first finger when you 10 toes at
- 24:09all times.
- 24:11God damn.
- 24:13To your head.
- 24:15Name me five DDG socks.
- 24:21[ __ ] you, [ __ ]
- 24:23And free MY [ __ ] GOJO.
- 24:30I BEAT THAT [ __ ] STOP PLAYING WITH ME.
- 24:32[ __ ] And I don't know who the hell
- 24:36my [ __ ] Tell me if you want to, [ __ ]
- 24:38We We [ __ ] steady running this [ __ ]
- 24:41real fast.
- 24:43You don't know how to press [ __ ]
- 24:44I got a full set for your [ __ ] ass.
- 24:48AND this one for my brother Eugi CUZ
- 24:50[ __ ] IS THAT [ __ ]
- 24:53THE FACE.
- 24:55THEY SHOT ON MY DOG, [ __ ] I knocked
- 24:58them stitches loose cut. KEEP PLAYING
- 25:00WITH MY KEEP PLAYING WITH MY [ __ ] Beat
- 25:04your [ __ ] ASS. EVERYONE
- 25:09AND THIS ON MY [ __ ] MOVE.
- 25:12MAKE A [ __ ] MOVE
- 25:17BACK.
- 25:21I'm a real [ __ ] I ain't come out here
- 25:23to fight no [ __ ]
- 25:24WHERE THE [ __ ] YOU GOING?
- 25:28Gun to your head. Lightning round.
- 25:30Not this [ __ ] again.
- 25:32Gun to your head.
- 25:33RUN, [ __ ] RUN.
- 25:34NAME me a Nick Cannon song. Let's not
- 25:37jiggle.
- 25:37Nick Cannon.
- 25:40Nick Can.
- 25:41No, no. Come on. We can do this.
- 25:43Oh, I don't think I like this game.
- 25:47No, we can come up with something
- 25:48together. It's got to be something off
- 25:50drum line or ride and
- 25:51energy is no use. I don't even know
- 25:54Jigalow.
- 26:01Let the family radio.
- 26:08Now you know how I like to sleep, little
- 26:10[ __ ] So it better not be no problems.
- 26:13Sleep in the same bed I thought you
- 26:14never [ __ ] asked.
- 26:16I got to take this phone call. Who the
- 26:18[ __ ] calling your phone this time of
- 26:19night?
- 26:20Where you at?
- 26:21Oh, you late, boo. We been left that
- 26:23[music] party. [ __ ] can't ever just
- 26:25have a good time. They started fighting
- 26:27and [ __ ] man.
- 26:27Yeah, I heard the ops started tripping
- 26:29and [ __ ] up there. But twin road, what
- 26:30you got together still?
- 26:31Your twin or whatever is still up there?
- 26:33Probably fighting for his [ __ ]
- 26:35life.
- 26:35So you just going to leave my twin in
- 26:37the field surrounded by the ops? That's
- 26:39wild.
- 26:40No, I ain't taking him with me. He the
- 26:42one choosing to fight random [ __ ] over
- 26:43getting some [ __ ] That's on him. I
- 26:45ain't got to beg for no dick. I got
- 26:47[ __ ] You feel me?
- 26:48Damn, [ __ ] If you don't get off the
- 26:49[ __ ] phone and come back to bed,
- 26:50he's solid enough to stand [music] on
- 26:52business like always. He should be cool.
- 26:54But I'm about to go find this [ __ ]
- 26:56right now.
- 26:57DON'T [ __ ] OUT NOW. FIGHT BACK, [ __ ]
- 27:02WELL, you can dye your [ __ ] That's
- 27:04fine with me.
- 27:06No, I can't let you just slump my mans
- 27:09like that. Oh, yeah. Let me introduce
- 27:12myself. They call me Mr. Put it on. Hey,
- 27:16twin. What's [music] happening? Twin. I
- 27:18can't take it no more. Twin. The ops.
- 27:22The ops they winning twin. They keep
- 27:25turning on my homies in the hashtags.
- 27:27And I ain't got no more room in my bio
- 27:30to long live nobody. I'm sick of funeral
- 27:33gofundies. And we done ordered so many
- 27:35custom t-shirts. You would think we
- 27:37starting a clothing brand.
- 27:39I can't let the whole see this go down.
- 27:41No man, STOP ALL THIS TALKING.
- 27:45[ __ ]
- 27:46LET ME PUT YOU on game real quick. You
- 27:48know the hoes love seeing street [ __ ]
- 27:50get active, right?
- 27:51Then we show someone the [ __ ] out ON
- 27:54that [ __ ]
- 28:00Okay.
- 28:06[ __ ]
- 28:10WHAT THE [ __ ]
- 28:12BRING IT, [ __ ]
- 28:14SEE, it's always you broke ass [ __ ]
- 28:16that come in the function and get the
- 28:18[ __ ] [ __ ] up for real.
- 28:21WE STILL ON your ass, [ __ ]
- 28:22Twin, you got a play, throw it my way,
- 28:24twin, YOU KNOW I [music] GOT YOU. YEAH,
- 28:30TWIN.
- 28:31SEE, that's the problem with you broke
- 28:33ass [ __ ] Y'all ain't in the field for
- 28:35real. But see me, [music] I'm catching
- 28:38plays all day. [ __ ] [ __ ] Get your
- 28:44little did they know all this boxing
- 28:46would unlock 120% more motion. [music]
- 28:50Let's go.
- 28:52No, [ __ ] That [ __ ]
- 28:56I move. You
- 29:00off the
- 29:03cool. That's cool. All my members in
- 29:05there. I'm tired of this jumping [ __ ] I
- 29:07got my little homies. Get them l.
- 29:09All right, big hole. Go get them, big
- 29:11ho.
- 29:11Go ahead, call up your little [ __ ] for
- 29:13[ __ ] YEAH.
- 29:15NAH, GIRL. I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.
- 29:18YEAH.
- 29:21Ain't none of you [ __ ] touch me cuz
- 29:24none of you got more hands than
- 29:27I don't know why you thought bringing
- 29:28[ __ ] broke in you was going to help in
- 29:30any way. [clears throat]
- 29:30Cuz he [ __ ] made twin. He can only move
- 29:32the way a [ __ ] move.
- 29:33Let's do it then. Old expansion self
- 29:38embodiment of a real [ __ ] What sense
- 29:41ain't this [ __ ]
- 29:46See, last time you snuck me. This time
- 29:48your homie got to fight me oneon-one.
- 29:50Do it look like I give a [ __ ] about
- 29:51either one of you [ __ ]
- 29:53And furthermore, if you ask me, a [ __ ]
- 29:56living inside another [ __ ] it's kind
- 29:57of suspect.
- 29:58[ __ ] get the [ __ ]
- 29:59See, that's the problem. When you a
- 30:01certified real [ __ ] everybody want to
- 30:03say we ruin THE FUNCTION. NO, BIG ASS
- 30:05[ __ ] ARE
- 30:07FEELING BROKEN. Broke ass [ __ ] Trust
- 30:10me.
- 30:11YEAH,
- 30:15YOU GOOD TO GET THE [ __ ] OUT OF THE WAY.
- 30:17YEAH, I'M IN YOUR FACE NOW AFTER ALL
- 30:18THAT JUMPING [ __ ] DON'T WORRY. I'MMA
- 30:20GIVE YOUR HOMIE the best.
- 30:25Don't worry. Don't worry. I'M ON YOUR
- 30:27BUMPER NOW.
- 30:28You [ __ ] ass [ __ ]
- 30:33And you still hit like a [ __ ]
- 30:37Oh yeah, I'm on your bumper now. What
- 30:39was on that [ __ ] you was talking?
- 30:42[ __ ] did you just pop my chain? Why
- 30:45put this on my brother? Am I a baby
- 30:48mama? You got me [ __ ] up.
- 30:50What the What the [ __ ] is this [ __ ]
- 30:52Well, I'm on your ass, [ __ ] [ __ ]
- 30:55[ __ ] DID YOU CLAP MY OWN HEAD?
- 30:57GOT YOU, [ __ ] You got my twin.
- 31:01[music] Now try that [ __ ] WITH ME, C.
- 31:04[screaming] COME ON.
- 31:05Broke ass [ __ ] really tried to pass me
- 31:07that broke [ __ ] mentality.
- 31:12Let me show you how I really get down.
- 31:14[ __ ] you in that Dragon Ball
- 31:16transformation cuz you was a [ __ ] then
- 31:18and you a [ __ ] now. Let's get into it,
- 31:20[ __ ] [ __ ] ass [ __ ] WHO YOU SAID YOU
- 31:23HIT LIKE A [ __ ] AND YOU THREWING KNOBS
- 31:25CUZ YOU CAN'T BOX, [ __ ]
- 31:29[ __ ]
- 31:33LEFT
- 31:37YOU ALL
- 31:39[ __ ] [screaming]
- 31:41YOU still [ __ ] MAKE A MOVE CUZ you
- 31:45[ __ ]
- 31:48Yeah, you ain't as dope when it's oneon
- 31:50ones. Now what you shut up about?
- 31:58I still got something for you, C. This
- 32:00for my [ __ ] N.
- 32:09Why don't you just stay?
- 32:11You just don't get it. A bag is just a
- 32:13decoration.
- 32:14What the?
- 32:16But the money is of the soul, [ __ ] In
- 32:20the words of my [ __ ] Gojo and ALL THE
- 32:22REAL [ __ ] BEFORE AND AFTER HIM
- 32:27SHOW
- 32:29[screaming]
- 32:35for a [ __ ] [ __ ] You was right about
- 32:37one thing.
- 32:40I am you.
- 32:42I tried to deny it but I can't. Cuz the
- 32:45same way you feel about fake [ __ ] is
- 32:48the same way I feel about you. See you
- 32:50self embody yourself as real [ __ ] The
- 32:53same way I look to my OG's before I make
- 32:56the steps I make. But the difference is
- 32:58I never claim myself as a real [ __ ]
- 33:00The streets did before I ever knew I was
- 33:03real. So the way you treat a [ __ ] that
- 33:05you don't deem real is the same [ __ ]
- 33:07I'mma do to you. What the [ __ ] you
- 33:10running at, [ __ ] Real [ __ ] don't run
- 33:13from [ __ ] right? A real [ __ ] post that
- 33:16dog. So what the [ __ ] you running for?
- 33:19Cuz this [ __ ] look [ __ ]
- 33:24So what happened to being a real [ __ ]
- 33:28Don't get quiet now. It's a long way.
- 33:31Why does it feel so cold? [music]
- 33:34Ain't [ __ ] real about you. Now make ME
- 33:40GO.
- 33:49It feels so cold now. Why are you
- 33:53sitting here acting [ __ ]
- 34:02[groaning]
- 34:03Man, that [ __ ] wasn't fair. I said the
- 34:05Burn Man verse and I still got hit.
- 34:08Whatever.
- 34:09Be grateful, [ __ ] I saved your life.
- 34:11What you want? A cookie, [ __ ] [ __ ]
- 34:13you. I only know one thing for certain.
- 34:17I'm never going out with you [ __ ]
- 34:19again. The only reason I'm alive right
- 34:21now is cuz a panda knows a goddamn
- 34:23Birdman verse. Come on, bro.
- 34:27So, are you going to say thank you,
- 34:30baby? Just do me one favor, please. I
- 34:33beg you not to come to Shiva tonight. To
- 34:36stay where y'all at, do y'all thing, but
- 34:38it's just not safe in these streets. So,
- 34:40what's the [ __ ] name that got you
- 34:41telling me to stay home? I hope that
- 34:43[ __ ] got hands.
- 34:44There is no [ __ ] I'm concerned for
- 34:46your safety.
- 34:47Well, tell the truth cuz you leaving
- 34:48something out.
- 34:49Oh, you want the truth?
- 34:49Yes, I want the truth.
- 34:50All right, since you want the truth so
- 34:52bad, I got you. I need you and the rest
- 34:54of you Kyoto [ __ ] to stay away from
- 34:56Shivia because all you [ __ ] sorry.
- 34:59Y'all ain't crystals. Y'all ain't
- 35:00bangers. All y'all [ __ ] is is sorry.
- 35:02[music]
- 35:03I sent Toto out here cuz that's a
- 35:05straight [ __ ] but the rest of y'all
- 35:07[ __ ] is just sorry. We are not sorry.
- 35:10We strong.
- 35:12Yes, you are. What you going to do? Cut
- 35:14it, [ __ ] You got a katana and couldn't
- 35:16cut through butter if it was melted
- 35:18because you sorry, baby. And that's
- 35:21fine. But just just stay your ass at
- 35:24home.
- 35:26Let me pop this perk real quick.
- 35:30Yeah, turn me up.
- 35:31To prove I'M NOT SORRY, LET MY blade
- 35:34strike true or I'll never use a sword
- 35:36again. for Nakamaru. Quick,
- 35:39[ __ ] What was you going to do? Cut it,
- 35:41[ __ ] You should have known better.
- 35:43You want to [ __ ] with real killers? Bet.
- 35:46Strap up, [ __ ]
- 35:50Damn. I'm sorry.
- 35:53[ __ ]
- 35:58Oh, thank God.
- 35:58[ __ ] you lucky I ain't left yet.
- 36:01Yeah. You see little Eugi over there?
- 36:03Yeah, that's my blood. Since you [ __ ]
- 36:06scroll them big boss on your ass.
- 36:09Oh my god. That's one thing I'm not
- 36:10going to do is play on my blood. So I
- 36:13got something for all you [ __ ] Oh
- 36:15[ __ ] Every other [ __ ] me. That's big
- 36:20blood. Ask the hood about me blood. They
- 36:22know I stay on big business blood.
- 36:26[ __ ] ass [ __ ]
- 36:27Oh you going to up on your OG. That's
- 36:29how we coming.
- 36:31Be my OG. I never going to treat you
- 36:32like that you forgot about me. Your ass
- 36:36can't do nothing with me.
- 36:37I CAN'T DO [ __ ] WITH YOU.
- 36:39STILL A little [ __ ] to me.
- 36:42[ __ ]
- 36:42now let me put you in a child's place.
- 36:45[laughter]
- 36:47Any last words, [ __ ] [ __ ] get
- 36:49your damn finger out my face. Blood.
- 36:51Get off that [ __ ] Cuz so are we cool
- 36:53now, C?
- 36:54I mean, I don't [ __ ] with all that
- 36:55cripping and [ __ ] but we still blood.
- 36:57[ __ ] with you banging, [ __ ] Are you
- 36:58going to help or not? I don't know. Not
- 37:00on no banging [ __ ] blood. I'm saying if
- 37:02we me and you, we blood, blood, like
- 37:05like we [music] been for. I'm bonically
- 37:07your big brother, blood. That's what I'm
- 37:09saying,
- 37:10[ __ ] What? [ __ ] this little family
- 37:13reunion.
- 37:15He's here.
- 37:17Chill. The [ __ ] I can't move.
- 37:22Hey, G. Long time no see, [ __ ] Now, I
- 37:26know I asked you this a while back, but
- 37:28let's see if you have an answer for me
- 37:29this time. So, what type of [ __ ] you
- 37:31like? H
- 37:34I like [ __ ] like you,
- 37:35[ __ ] Shut up. YOU'RE RUINING my
- 37:37entrance.
- 37:38Who invited this [ __ ]
- 37:41Man, we don't got food like this at
- 37:43home. Huh? Excuse me, sugar. You got a
- 37:46couple dollars for a old lady down on
- 37:48her look. My mama told me not to talk to
- 37:50fans.
- 37:50You disrespectful, little [ __ ] And I
- 37:52was going to give you this Roblox gift
- 37:53card for that.
- 37:54How much?
- 37:55$50.
- 37:56I'll say less.
- 37:57Yeah, come on out here, baby. Damn, I'm
- 38:00really not going to get them Roblox.
- 38:03First, I had to cut my trip to the
- 38:04motherland short. Now the ops paying
- 38:06junkies, the back door [ __ ] and
- 38:08[ __ ] bringing their kids to the
- 38:09function when you think you seen it all.
- 38:12Uh, look girl, where your mama at?
- 38:15I don't know.
- 38:15Well, let's find her and I'm going to
- 38:17call CPS cuz y'all doing [ __ ] [ __ ]
- 38:20out here shooting in some [ __ ] What was
- 38:22Don't pay that no mind. Ra baby, quiet
- 38:24down. You going to traumatize the youth.
- 38:28My [ __ ] I hope you know that when I
- 38:29said the world was better off without
- 38:31[ __ ] at all, I was joking. [ __ ] I
- 38:33did not think your ass was going to do
- 38:35this [ __ ] for real after all these
- 38:37years.
- 38:37He a [ __ ] [ __ ] So that [ __ ] made
- 38:39sense in his head. Real [ __ ] this [ __ ]
- 38:41[ __ ] that. Y'all don't get to draw them
- 38:43[ __ ] lines,
- 38:46[ __ ] What the [ __ ]
- 38:47All y'all [ __ ] some [ __ ] criminals.
- 38:49So let y'all handle this [ __ ] like some
- 38:51[ __ ] criminals. I've awakened all the
- 38:53real [ __ ] for one final [ __ ] moment.
- 38:56Snitches, scammers, dealers, bangers,
- 38:58and any [ __ ] you can imagine. [ __ ]
- 39:01from all over. [ __ ] with curries worth
- 39:03of beef. And all y'all [ __ ] got no
- 39:05choice but to fight, shoot, and kill
- 39:08each other. Cuz it's all y'all [ __ ]
- 39:10criminal nature. So fight as much as you
- 39:12can, real [ __ ] and [ __ ] alike. Cuz
- 39:16in the end, the only ones that truly win
- 39:18are the ones who see no difference
- 39:20between any of you [ __ ] The [ __ ]
- 39:23like me. [ __ ] you. COME FREE MY [ __ ]
- 39:26GOJO.
- 39:27AIN'T no [ __ ] Gojo. We ain't freeing
- 39:30[ __ ]
- 39:32There is a godamn hole in the middle of
- 39:36Shibuya. And y'all naming this [ __ ] an
- 39:38incident? Not a tragedy, not a massacre,
- 39:42a [ __ ] incident. We done lost
- 39:45players, hoes, everything in between.
- 39:48And y'all calling this [ __ ] an incident.
- 39:51My [ __ ] Enu Maki got to let go of his
- 39:53[ __ ] hoop dreams cuz he missing a
- 39:55[ __ ] arm. And this shit's an
- 39:58incident. Y'all let that [ __ ] Eugi run
- 40:00free as Suka cuz y'all wanted to put him
- 40:03under the same rules I'm under. But last
- 40:06time I [ __ ] checked, Eugi ain't daddy
- 40:09[ __ ] Uda. But I'mma clean up y'all
- 40:12mess like I always [ __ ] do. And
- 40:14before I go, it's up for Yugi ass the
- 40:17moment I see him. Let the streets know.
- 40:21Breaking hood news from the slums of
- 40:24Japan. We've received [music] notice
- 40:26from jiu-jitsu headquarters following
- 40:29the function in Shabuya, now known as
- 40:32the Shabuya incident.
- 40:34Ghetto has somehow been confirmed alive
- 40:37and still isn't welcomed in any hood.
- 40:40The hit on Ghetto's life has been
- 40:42reinstated.
- 40:44Due to his financial status, Saturo
- 40:46Gojo's bail has been denied. He
- 40:50currently faces a life sentence as an
- 40:52accomplice in the Shabuya incident. He
- 40:55no longer is considered a sorcerer and
- 40:57any attempt to free Gojo will be treated
- 41:00as hostile.
- 41:03Principal Yaga hire both those [ __ ]
- 41:06So all this [ __ ] kind of his fault. From
- 41:08this point forward, Yaga has a hit out
- 41:11on his life.
- 41:14We suspended the hit on Yuji's life.
- 41:16That's on us. Our bad. The hit on
- 41:19Ichidori Yuji's life has been
- 41:21reinstated. Anyone assisting Yuji will
- 41:24be treated as hostile.
- 41:28Special grade sorcerer Daddy Uda has
- 41:30been appointed as a hitter for Ichidori
- 41:33Yuji.
- 41:49I heard the streets looking for a young
- 41:51[ __ ] [ __ ] and they trying to keep my
- 41:53[ __ ] Gojo locked up. So free my [ __ ]
- 41:56Gojo till it's backwards. And I put that
- 41:59on my dead homies. And for the [ __ ]
- 42:01looking for me, tell them make a move
- 42:04cuz
- 42:39me I say go ban for ban but you know I
- 42:42feel blood clot ban I can't understand
- 42:45[ __ ] through that fake ass accent but
- 42:47did you say ban for ban
- 42:50me I can't stand that fake [ __ ]
- 42:53shut your Nigerian prince scammer
- 43:00Your turn, [ __ ] You don't want me.
- 43:02What?
- 43:06Can I get some subtitles or something?
- 43:08What the [ __ ] you talking about?
- 43:13Stop running from the smoke, bro. [ __ ]
- 43:17SHUT THAT [ __ ] UP.
- 43:19Fake ass accent. These fake ass blows.
- 43:22WHERE YOU GOING, [ __ ] I'M TALKING TO
- 43:24YOU. I AIN'T DONE YET. BUT YOUR FAKE ASS
- 43:27that 204 on your head and your polo
- 43:30ain't WEARING ALL THIS FAKE ASS [ __ ]
- 43:32Want to go ban for band.
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