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Hood Jujutsu Kaisen: Shibuya Incident (Full Arc) — Transcript

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  1. 0:00The following content is a fan created
  2. 0:02parody. I do not possess any rights to
  3. 0:04the anime or manga of Jiujutsu Kaizen.
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  5. 0:10the official release. What's happening
  6. 0:12y'all? It's Rab yet again, and welcome
  7. 0:14to the final video for the Hood Jiujutsu
  8. 0:18Kaizen ShibaIc incident. This one video
  9. 0:21captures the entire arc for the Shibia
  10. 0:25incident from start to finish and also
  11. 0:27includes a bunch of new exclusive clips
  12. 0:30from part one, two, and beyond. As
  13. 0:33always, I just want to thank you guys
  14. 0:34for all the support. I wouldn't be here
  15. 0:37doing this right now if it wasn't for
  16. 0:39you guys, and I'm going to keep the
  17. 0:40content coming. Since the ShibaI arc is
  18. 0:43officially finished, the next Jiujutsu
  19. 0:45Kaizen arc will be the hidden inventory
  20. 0:48arc. After that, I'll be doing JJK Zero
  21. 0:52and then season 1. Just so you guys know
  22. 0:54what's going on with JJK Past this.
  23. 0:57Outside of this is way more content to
  24. 0:58come with other animes as well as plenty
  25. 1:01more merch designs and things for you
  26. 1:03guys to grab in the description. Outside
  27. 1:05of that, I love you guys and enjoy Hood
  28. 1:09JJK.
  29. 1:19[music]
  30. 1:31[music]
  31. 1:39Hey yo,
  32. 1:40my [ __ ] G. What's happening?
  33. 1:41Drop whatever you doing. [ __ ] outside
  34. 1:44tonight. Yes, sir. [ __ ] you talking
  35. 1:46about?
  36. 1:46The young [ __ ] make hit me on the side
  37. 1:48saying it's a little situation out of
  38. 1:50shibia tonight. So we pulling up to the
  39. 1:53function type [ __ ]
  40. 1:54I'm at work right now.
  41. 1:55[ __ ] you always at work.
  42. 1:57I'm sorry, [ __ ] Some of us actually
  43. 1:59have to be sorcerers when we clock in.
  44. 2:00[ __ ] I'm a sorcerer every time I step
  45. 2:02out the crib. Don't play with me.
  46. 2:04My bad. Let me say it like this. All of
  47. 2:05us non gojo level sorcerers actually got
  48. 2:08to work when we at work.
  49. 2:12I'mma ignore this hating ass energy you
  50. 2:14got on your spirit right now, but just
  51. 2:16pull up when you get off, [ __ ]
  52. 2:18[ __ ] this another double [ __ ] By the
  53. 2:20time I pull up, that [ __ ] going to be
  54. 2:21over.
  55. 2:22All right, then [ __ ] More hoes for me.
  56. 2:25You said hoes?
  57. 2:26Yes, [ __ ] I said ho.
  58. 2:27I'm clocking out right now. Let me go
  59. 2:28change
  60. 2:30this [ __ ] Let me hit the group chat
  61. 2:32real quick.
  62. 2:33All right, Gojo and the rest of those
  63. 2:36[ __ ] are all pulling up now. So, can I
  64. 2:39get what the [ __ ] I asked for? I can't
  65. 2:42keep living like this, bro.
  66. 2:44[ __ ] [ __ ] don't rush me. [ __ ] Give
  67. 2:46your snitching ass [ __ ] The whole
  68. 2:48thing.
  69. 2:51Why this [ __ ] burn?
  70. 2:57Damn,
  71. 3:00[ __ ] Feel kind of good. I'm not going
  72. 3:02to lie. All right, no more of that
  73. 3:04glass, bones, and paper skin [ __ ] Let's
  74. 3:06get it. You need something else, [ __ ]
  75. 3:09Get your snitching ass out the spot.
  76. 3:10Oh, I'mma leave after I beat your ass,
  77. 3:13[ __ ]
  78. 3:14Running.
  79. 3:16You ain't saying [ __ ] [ __ ] What it's
  80. 3:18GOING TO BE?
  81. 3:20YOU got some heart, don't you?
  82. 3:22Pinocchio.
  83. 3:27OH, THIS [ __ ] PULLING OUT CONDOMS AND
  84. 3:30[ __ ]
  85. 3:32Who is this [ __ ]
  86. 3:36Mhm. Turn me up, [ __ ] All right, let's
  87. 3:39get active. Ain't no service, ain't no
  88. 3:42backup. Looks like I'm going to have to
  89. 3:44bang my way out this [ __ ] Hopefully, I
  90. 3:46can take care of this patch face before
  91. 3:48I get jumped or some [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm
  92. 3:50not in this [ __ ]
  93. 3:51Come on, man. You done seen it all. You
  94. 3:54got every squabble in 4K, my [ __ ] And
  95. 3:57enough curse energy to blow this [ __ ]
  96. 3:59up. So, do what you got to do to make it
  97. 4:01back to her.
  98. 4:03[ __ ] IT. LET'S GET ACTIVE. NO, I STAY
  99. 4:08YOUNG, [ __ ] [music] DON'T THINK [ __ ]
  100. 4:11ON ME.
  101. 4:15I heard you going to a function or
  102. 4:17whatever.
  103. 4:18Yeah, you know, [ __ ] love seeing a
  104. 4:19real [ __ ] at the function and [ __ ] like
  105. 4:21that. So, I got to pop out for the hoes.
  106. 4:24You know, I'm the only [ __ ] from the
  107. 4:25set that got an invite, too. Res [ __ ]
  108. 4:28can't really hang. They ain't no bangers
  109. 4:29and no trappers for real. You know, like
  110. 4:31twin and me. Put that [ __ ] on. Shut that
  111. 4:34[ __ ] down. Really do it for the hoes.
  112. 4:37That's exactly why I'm pulling up to the
  113. 4:39function with my plan.
  114. 4:41Yeah, that don't sound good.
  115. 4:45And I definitely see why you got an
  116. 4:48invite cuz you thick as hell. They need
  117. 4:50somebody like you at that [ __ ]
  118. 4:53[ __ ] We should link up when I get
  119. 4:55there. You know, after I make you a
  120. 4:56queen straight.
  121. 4:57Actually, that [ __ ] riding with me up
  122. 4:59to the function. You know, I love me a
  123. 5:01[ __ ] ass [ __ ] [ __ ] I've been on you
  124. 5:03for the last two months. He already in
  125. 5:05the car.
  126. 5:07[music]
  127. 5:14Let me slide past you real quick. Man,
  128. 5:16what the [ __ ] Real [ __ ] coming
  129. 5:18through.
  130. 5:20This [ __ ] kind of live.
  131. 5:23I can't get these red bottoms dirty. All
  132. 5:25right, let's scope the scene before my
  133. 5:27[ __ ] pull up.
  134. 5:30Oh [ __ ] Hide the money. There's broke
  135. 5:33[ __ ] in the building. [ __ ] you. Say
  136. 5:35blood. [ __ ] you, [ __ ] How me lock the
  137. 5:38door on his ass. Lock the door. Oh, so
  138. 5:42you [ __ ] on some jumping [ __ ]
  139. 5:44[ __ ] Ain't no ones. What's on say with
  140. 5:46your [ __ ] ass?
  141. 5:47Ain't nobody stunning you [ __ ] I'm
  142. 5:49trying to get on some hoes.
  143. 5:50Hoes ain't stopping no smoke.
  144. 5:52Who the f [ __ ] probably
  145. 5:54[ __ ] Not now. The ops pressing you.
  146. 5:56All right then.
  147. 5:58Let's get active. [ __ ] [ __ ] and make
  148. 6:00this quick. I'm trying to enjoy the
  149. 6:02party.
  150. 6:03Get his ass.
  151. 6:05Get your broke ass hands away from me.
  152. 6:08[ __ ] better pick up. Where you at,
  153. 6:10[ __ ] The ops in this [ __ ]
  154. 6:11[ __ ] the ops, [ __ ] Where the hoes at?
  155. 6:13These [ __ ] scaring the hoes by
  156. 6:14pressing me.
  157. 6:15I'm
  158. 6:16now where WERE
  159. 6:18[screaming]
  160. 6:20GOD?
  161. 6:22You ain't tell me you was bringing your
  162. 6:23little brother and [ __ ]
  163. 6:24Oh, this [ __ ] ass [ __ ]
  164. 6:25What you say, C?
  165. 6:26Oh, you thought you was sitting in the
  166. 6:27whip with big sis. Hell no, [ __ ] You
  167. 6:29better call it Uber. A real [ __ ] like
  168. 6:30Gojo might have a chance with my sister
  169. 6:32for real. I don't even know why the [ __ ]
  170. 6:33you in the car. You trying to slide on
  171. 6:35my sister wearing the same [ __ ] every
  172. 6:37day. You do not got that [ __ ] on, little
  173. 6:39bro.
  174. 6:39You gave him a hard time, twin, I like
  175. 6:41him. That's why you got my heart, little
  176. 6:43bro. You always
  177. 6:44s you can't be on this [ __ ] He can't
  178. 6:46know about what the [ __ ] we got going
  179. 6:48on.
  180. 6:48Hey yo, what kind of weird [ __ ] y'all
  181. 6:50[ __ ] on? Cuz
  182. 6:52it's always you broke ass gas station T
  183. 6:54wearing [ __ ] that ruin the function
  184. 6:55for everybody.
  185. 6:56Ban for ban, [ __ ] Ban for ban.
  186. 6:59Oh, what's the smell?
  187. 7:00That's a whole $300 bottle of Dior
  188. 7:02slathered on a Gucci button up.
  189. 7:04Something your broke ass nostrils ain't
  190. 7:06accustomed to. But you want to go banan
  191. 7:07for ban with nothing but a teak wood
  192. 7:09essence.
  193. 7:11Get your paper.
  194. 7:15You ain't even have to do my [ __ ] like
  195. 7:16that.
  196. 7:18The way [ __ ] been yapping since I got
  197. 7:19here, [ __ ] must have forgot who I am.
  198. 7:22Cuz broke [ __ ] should never speak.
  199. 7:24domain expansion,
  200. 7:26Limitless Bands.
  201. 7:31Gojo's domain expansion, Limitless
  202. 7:33Bands, allows Gojo to pocket check all
  203. 7:36the lying ass broke ass [ __ ] at
  204. 7:37[music] the function. And since those
  205. 7:39[ __ ] don't got what Gojo got, they die
  206. 7:41instantly from embarrassment and or
  207. 7:44broke. Now, for those [music] average
  208. 7:46paid and staying out the way, but
  209. 7:48wouldn't even take a chance on a man for
  210. 7:50simply looking shocked from how broke
  211. 7:52they are. parents the great Sati Gojo.
  212. 8:07[panting]
  213. 8:08Who else want to go ban for ban?
  214. 8:13This [ __ ] ass [ __ ] really about to let
  215. 8:15me get locked up.
  216. 8:17See, I knew you was [ __ ] made cuz I
  217. 8:19seen how you treat REAL [ __ ] BUT I
  218. 8:21NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY YOU BECOME
  219. 8:22A [ __ ] rat. YOU COULD HAVE kept it
  220. 8:24street, back door me at any point, but
  221. 8:26you going to hand me OVER TO THE [ __ ]
  222. 8:28FED.
  223. 8:28RATHER be [ __ ] made and free than a
  224. 8:30lock up real [ __ ] So let's make you an
  225. 8:32example and lock your ass up, shall we?
  226. 8:35You [ __ ] ass [ __ ] I got something for
  227. 8:38your ass.
  228. 8:39And call all the real [ __ ] you want.
  229. 8:42They ain't going to do [ __ ] Huh?
  230. 8:46What?
  231. 8:48What?
  232. 8:54[ __ ] you mean they lock Gojo up?
  233. 8:56Knew Gojo pulled up to the function, the
  234. 8:58whole squad was pulling up to the
  235. 9:00function. So he pulled up with the
  236. 9:02option knowing that if [ __ ] saw each
  237. 9:03other, [ __ ] was going to pop off. And
  238. 9:05you know how Gojo get when both [ __ ]
  239. 9:07trying. So ghetto called 12 and now Gojo
  240. 9:10in the prison realm.
  241. 9:11How the [ __ ] you get all that
  242. 9:12information?
  243. 9:13Uh I said I love MY
  244. 9:15OH, YOU SNITCH ASS [ __ ]
  245. 9:18I CAN STILL
  246. 9:19YOU [ __ ]
  247. 9:20[ __ ] I'M ON your side. HOW THE [ __ ]
  248. 9:21Y'ALL going to get going without me? And
  249. 9:23since you ain't got no bread, you
  250. 9:25[ __ ] leave me.
  251. 9:26Mm- Let me get the [ __ ] up out of here
  252. 9:27before these [ __ ] start shooting. I
  253. 9:29ain't got time for that.
  254. 9:32Come rib. Come rib. THEM BOYS DONE GOT
  255. 9:36MY [ __ ] GOJO. FREE BIG G till it's
  256. 9:39backwards. THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME,
  257. 9:41[ __ ] ass. The [ __ ] I put this on my
  258. 9:43mama AND MY SET. I'MMA BEAT EVERY [ __ ]
  259. 9:46ASS I SEE TO MY [ __ ] big Jeep freak
  260. 9:50freak gojo n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n
  261. 9:51n n n n n [ __ ]
  262. 9:53Oh y'all must want the shy sorcerer to
  263. 9:55get on some shy [ __ ]
  264. 9:56I know that [ __ ] grandson.
  265. 9:58All right, it's drill time then. Oh god,
  266. 10:01I'm sliding for Gojo. [ __ ] Gojo. Throw
  267. 10:03your set up a lose your life [ __ ]
  268. 10:05Nobody care about that weak ass. I bet
  269. 10:08[ __ ]
  270. 10:13That kind of hurt. You shy. You shy,
  271. 10:16[ __ ] I'M SHY. WE SLIDING, [ __ ] You
  272. 10:20was talking about sweet [ __ ] TILL I
  273. 10:21START SLIDING, [ __ ] COME ON.
  274. 10:23I'M SHY. CUZ when I got this shy on, it
  275. 10:26ain't a [ __ ] that could [ __ ] with me.
  276. 10:28Yeah. Yeah.
  277. 10:30Hold on now. Who's you, [ __ ] And why
  278. 10:33you standing on menacingly and [ __ ]
  279. 10:36man? [ __ ] him. It's still shy [ __ ] We
  280. 10:38on drill time.
  281. 10:39[ __ ] that shy. And [ __ ] you.
  282. 10:41Hey, you my man. Yeah.
  283. 10:44Hey, [ __ ] You seen my son?
  284. 10:46I don't even know who your son is. Can I
  285. 10:48just get my speed back?
  286. 10:55You have to kill that boy.
  287. 10:57Hey, old [ __ ]
  288. 10:58You see my son?
  289. 10:59I don't know your son,
  290. 11:01[ __ ]
  291. 11:03I'm a simple [ __ ] I heard there's a
  292. 11:05function going on in Shibuya, so I take
  293. 11:07off work early. Want to enjoy a little
  294. 11:09PTO. But then there's [ __ ] [ __ ] like
  295. 11:12you and the [ __ ] you roll with that
  296. 11:14pull up on [ __ ] [ __ ] and start scaring
  297. 11:17the hoes after locking up my [ __ ] Gojo.
  298. 11:20[ __ ] that [ __ ] Gojo and [ __ ] you [ __ ]
  299. 11:23You can get the same thing he got.
  300. 11:24[ __ ] with the [ __ ] [ __ ] You scaring the
  301. 11:27ho?
  302. 11:28That's not fair. What if the ho scaring
  303. 11:30me?
  304. 11:33You [ __ ]
  305. 11:35I was too.
  306. 11:36Two weeks of backto back double shifts
  307. 11:38and you the only reason my off days
  308. 11:41going to be bitchless.
  309. 11:43BUT THAT AIN'T ALL.
  310. 11:46Y'all ain't [ __ ] this up for me. And
  311. 11:49free dojo till it's backwards.
  312. 11:53Damn. [ __ ] active. How the [ __ ] am I
  313. 11:55supposed to Oh [ __ ] Russian cream
  314. 11:56backwards.
  315. 11:57Talk to them [ __ ]
  316. 11:59[cheering]
  317. 12:02EVERYBODY SHUT THE [ __ ] UP. GO jo
  318. 12:07[panting]
  319. 12:09I'm on my way. Go.
  320. 12:17What you say blood? Oh [ __ ] Oh go you
  321. 12:21got big b so [ __ ] up. What the
  322. 12:27[ __ ] IS
  323. 12:28Say that [ __ ] again. Say that [ __ ]
  324. 12:31again, blood. God damn. Why you mean so
  325. 12:34close? So weak ass [ __ ] Now try and say
  326. 12:37that [ __ ] again, blood.
  327. 12:40What the [ __ ] is that?
  328. 12:41Hey, what you [ __ ] doing?
  329. 12:44Don't even worry your buddy, nephew.
  330. 12:45I've got something for that.
  331. 12:49I see you.
  332. 12:53I'M ALL
  333. 12:55YOU GOT.
  334. 12:56That was all that [ __ ] you was talking
  335. 12:58over. is talking [ __ ] Get down.
  336. 13:03Stop the grass, nephew. [screaming]
  337. 13:08PLEASE SPARE ME.
  338. 13:10It's over, young
  339. 13:14[ __ ] He got our ass, didn't he?
  340. 13:16My bad, y'all.
  341. 13:18Don't mean expansion.
  342. 13:20Red lost the hot box.
  343. 13:28Ain't [ __ ] but a [ __ ] ass blood.
  344. 13:31Oh, sorry [ __ ]
  345. 13:34Come on, C. Make a move.
  346. 13:36Bad [ __ ]
  347. 13:38Get off me.
  348. 13:40Come here, blood.
  349. 13:41[ __ ] you, [ __ ] [music] ass [ __ ] Back
  350. 13:44the [ __ ] up.
  351. 13:44What the [ __ ] on your running, bro?
  352. 13:47Ain't nobody running, [ __ ] Blood your
  353. 13:49ass in the hood. Tell nobody give a swe
  354. 13:55[ __ ] I already said that you soft
  355. 13:57blood.
  356. 14:02Oh, you got hurt, young [ __ ]
  357. 14:07[ __ ] that's disgusting. That [ __ ] just
  358. 14:10got in the mouth. [screaming]
  359. 14:13Hey, you held your own for a [ __ ] ass
  360. 14:15[ __ ] but now it's over with on broil.
  361. 14:21Huh?
  362. 14:24Ain't no way, blood. Ain't no way,
  363. 14:27blood. You telling me this [ __ ] My
  364. 14:30blood. Blood. [screaming]
  365. 14:31Ain't no way blood. My blood. Blood. No
  366. 14:35blood. I ain't going for that blood. Big
  367. 14:37booo ain't blood TO NO [ __ ] [ __ ]
  368. 14:40BLOOD. AIN'T NO [ __ ] WAY.
  369. 14:45OH, y'all got all expense paid seafood
  370. 14:48oil in this [ __ ] Crab for me.
  371. 14:51Don't mind if I do. I need me A CLAW
  372. 14:54WRAP.
  373. 14:55[ __ ] GIVE me that.
  374. 14:57All I need is a bread roll, some hot
  375. 15:00butter, and I swear. This [ __ ]
  376. 15:03going to be good. YOU TALKING ABOUT ME?
  377. 15:06DAMN, I SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT some cake.
  378. 15:08AIN'T GOT NO K to I can't even chase.
  379. 15:11Why the [ __ ] you think I'mma chase my
  380. 15:13phone?
  381. 15:16Yeah. And y'all [ __ ] GOT APPETIZERS.
  382. 15:19OH, I LOVE THIS PLACE. THIS [ __ ] TRYING
  383. 15:22TO EAT ME.
  384. 15:33Ain't no way we [ __ ] related. Oh
  385. 15:36yeah, that [ __ ] told you. I don't know
  386. 15:39who you're playing with that, but I'm
  387. 15:40here standing here and being treated
  388. 15:42like a pile of snow crap. I'm off this
  389. 15:44[ __ ] Crazy ass [ __ ] Crack a crap.
  390. 15:49[screaming]
  391. 15:53GET THE [ __ ] OFF ME, PLEASE. Come on,
  392. 15:56[ __ ] Come on, [ __ ] Come on, [ __ ]
  393. 15:58[ __ ] ASS [ __ ] ass. BIG.
  394. 16:04You can beat [ __ ] up in those lane.
  395. 16:07Oh, look. Cut your ass lacking.
  396. 16:09[ __ ]
  397. 16:12This smoke forever, [ __ ]
  398. 16:14[ __ ] While he's sleeping, let me see if
  399. 16:16these J's are my size. [ __ ] wear
  400. 16:17goddamn living.
  401. 16:18Get your [ __ ] hands off me. [ __ ]
  402. 16:21always in the city talking about suka
  403. 16:23ain't this, suka ain't that. I'm a
  404. 16:26special grade. I'm about 10 fingers
  405. 16:28strong. Last time I checked, them mouth
  406. 16:30fingers be talking about, [ __ ] [ __ ]
  407. 16:32acting like they won't get their ass
  408. 16:33beat just cuz I'm stuck inside a
  409. 16:35teenager.
  410. 16:35[ __ ] pause. [ __ ] who was talking to
  411. 16:37you? But what was I saying? Oh yeah,
  412. 16:40demon home [ __ ]
  413. 16:42Usu going to let me throw you on my
  414. 16:44story real quick.
  415. 16:45Mama, do I look stupid?
  416. 16:50Crazy as hell. I got to pop up on you at
  417. 16:52a damn party just for you to talk to
  418. 16:54your daddy. What up, little [ __ ] You
  419. 16:55remember me, [ __ ] What do you want?
  420. 16:57Damn, I just can't want to see my son.
  421. 16:59No, [ __ ] No, you right. Look, girl.
  422. 17:01Let me tell you something. All right,
  423. 17:02look. Big G [ __ ] up the parlay by
  424. 17:04getting locked up. Dog, I had five turn
  425. 17:06into 10. That 10 turn into 100. That 100
  426. 17:08turned into a,000. 1,000 turn into a
  427. 17:10million. I was on. All I'm coming to you
  428. 17:12and I'm saying is I'm going to leave my
  429. 17:14tree.
  430. 17:14You ain't getting [ __ ] After all I did
  431. 17:17for you, you can't help your daddy with
  432. 17:18my money. No. Back your punk ass up.
  433. 17:22Listen, [ __ ] my
  434. 17:26phone.
  435. 17:27I'm broke, son. The phone broke. You got
  436. 17:30the power to change that, man. Look,
  437. 17:32let's make a bet right here. Every time
  438. 17:33you mess,
  439. 17:35LEAVE ME ALONE. YOU TAKING ME OUT OF
  440. 17:38DEBT RIGHT NOW.
  441. 17:40THAT'S MY $50 right there.
  442. 17:44You know how hard IT IS TO PULL OUT 87
  443. 17:46CENTS OUT OF YOUR POCKET AND MAKE SURE
  444. 17:48YOU NICKEL BE
  445. 17:51A DOLLAR. Let's make another bed. You
  446. 17:54don't ever check up on your old man. HEY
  447. 17:56Y
  448. 18:03ass [ __ ] I already told you it's been
  449. 18:06hard out here for your baby, man. Check.
  450. 18:10I'm going have to go big rocker just for
  451. 18:11this [ __ ] to leave me the [ __ ]
  452. 18:16now. Just be real with me. Why you don't
  453. 18:18talk to me, son? Rose is a Wait, [ __ ]
  454. 18:20is because you never hit me up unless
  455. 18:22you begging for something. Take that
  456. 18:23same energy and put it into clearing
  457. 18:25your [ __ ] debt.
  458. 18:26I know one way to become debt free.
  459. 18:29That's not what the [ __ ] I meant
  460. 18:33with you now. Why my wife on the line
  461. 18:36every time I try to leave a crib? No.
  462. 18:38I'm going home.
  463. 18:41[cheering]
  464. 18:42Get your fat ass in the car. We got a
  465. 18:44gun.
  466. 18:44Gun to your head. Spit a bird man first.
  467. 18:47That ain't no gun. That's a meteor.
  468. 18:49Yeah, the gun's metaphorical, but your
  469. 18:51life being on the line is real.
  470. 18:53Who the [ __ ] GOT BURNING VERSUS DON'T
  471. 18:55STAND BY
  472. 18:56richer than the richest? We certify
  473. 18:58getting it. CM YM cash money business
  474. 19:02higher than the ceiling. Fly like a
  475. 19:03bird.
  476. 19:04How the [ __ ] do you know this [ __ ] Do
  477. 19:06you want TO LIVE OR NOT?
  478. 19:07You know what? I'll let it fly.
  479. 19:14All this and you're friends with [ __ ]
  480. 19:16that's losing bad for
  481. 19:17[ __ ] dojo. Ain't nobody winning no ban
  482. 19:20for being with that rich ass flexing ass
  483. 19:21[ __ ] Nah, I'd win. But since you ended
  484. 19:25up not being that much of a [ __ ]
  485. 19:26[ __ ] I'll let you in on a little
  486. 19:29secret, man. What now?
  487. 19:34Is that what I think it is? Oh, that
  488. 19:36[ __ ] pulled up with his paw on him. You
  489. 19:38think I'm pulling up to this [ __ ]
  490. 19:39and not having my [ __ ] on me? Strap up,
  491. 19:42[ __ ] I mean, I brought a little
  492. 19:43something with me.
  493. 19:46I always try to make sure I'm protected.
  494. 19:48You better not be lacking.
  495. 19:50No, [ __ ] I got it on me. It might be a
  496. 19:52little ass pistol, but you still pulled
  497. 19:55up here to told him something. You can
  498. 19:58stand proud, little [ __ ] You was one
  499. 20:00of them. Is that a real [ __ ] N. Does
  500. 20:03that make me a real [ __ ] No, you just
  501. 20:06another dead [ __ ]
  502. 20:10Oh, you think I'm losing? No, [ __ ] We
  503. 20:13losing. This how we going to do this.
  504. 20:15Roses are red. Weapons against me won't
  505. 20:17prosper with this sacred treasure. I
  506. 20:20summon big rounder the obstopper.
  507. 20:23Free gojo n [ __ ] Big m.
  508. 20:27What the [ __ ] Who the [ __ ] let this
  509. 20:29[ __ ] in the function?
  510. 20:30Yeah, that's right. Call for your mama.
  511. 20:34No.
  512. 20:35Tell me something. What did the five
  513. 20:37fingers say to the base?
  514. 20:40Oh, I'm alive.
  515. 20:41Oh, hell no. Who is this [ __ ] Y'all
  516. 20:44still trying to jump? I just need this
  517. 20:45[ __ ] alive. Ain't nobody here to jump
  518. 20:47your [ __ ] ass. But we can run the ones
  519. 20:50right now, [ __ ]
  520. 20:52And what you just going to do? Stand
  521. 20:54there?
  522. 20:54No, I'm waiting on you, [ __ ] Oh [ __ ]
  523. 20:57Time up.
  524. 21:00You ain't know this blade had a switch
  525. 21:02on it, did you? Oh yeah. [ __ ] Little
  526. 21:05[ __ ] tried to sleep. [ __ ] [ __ ] you.
  527. 21:08That's what the [ __ ] I thought, [ __ ]
  528. 21:13Don't you just hate a soft ass [ __ ]
  529. 21:17Didn't I [clears throat] tell you that
  530. 21:18sneaking [ __ ] not going to work on me?
  531. 21:20Yeah. YEAH.
  532. 21:23Oh yeah. That's what I like. Come on
  533. 21:26then. [ __ ] [ __ ]
  534. 21:28Let me see if you got them.
  535. 21:33Weave.
  536. 21:36Get up [ __ ] [ __ ] just big for no
  537. 21:38[ __ ] reason. Oh yeah. It got your big
  538. 21:41ass.
  539. 21:44Yeah, you tried, [ __ ]
  540. 21:49OH, you going in there, [ __ ] Come on.
  541. 21:52I'll stop. I'm supposed to be light
  542. 21:54work, [ __ ]
  543. 21:56Got to act out. I see through all that
  544. 21:58we ass [ __ ] little [ __ ] You can't
  545. 22:00keep up with me, my Okay, [ __ ]
  546. 22:03See, I got something for your [ __ ] ass.
  547. 22:05You talking a lot of [ __ ] Show me
  548. 22:06something, [ __ ]
  549. 22:14as soon as I get off this. I swear to
  550. 22:15God, you so [ __ ] annoying.
  551. 22:18This was fun and norm, but let's end
  552. 22:20this [ __ ] [ __ ] you, big rocker. [music]
  553. 22:22Do something about this domain
  554. 22:24expansion.
  555. 22:27Try house kitchen.
  556. 22:29Get that [ __ ] work.
  557. 22:33What don't you understand?
  558. 22:35I smoked all the packs you can think of.
  559. 22:38Let's turn you into a [ __ ] [ __ ] cuz I
  560. 22:41know something you don't know.
  561. 23:10little punk ass [ __ ] going to love
  562. 23:12this. [laughter]
  563. 23:15Huh? What? What the [ __ ] What? What did
  564. 23:19you do? What did you do?
  565. 23:24He kicking you in the water.
  566. 23:30I should have just stayed at [ __ ]
  567. 23:34work.
  568. 23:36My therapist said when things get
  569. 23:37traumatic, I need to find my center and
  570. 23:39go to my happy place. And [ __ ] real
  571. 23:42[ __ ] traumatic right now. [ __ ] The
  572. 23:45hoes going to love this me. It's not on
  573. 23:47me, [ __ ] They going to treat me like
  574. 23:49no asso. I stay on big business, [ __ ]
  575. 23:54Me. They me.
  576. 24:01Keep counting your [ __ ]
  577. 24:04[music]
  578. 24:06[ __ ] first finger when you 10 toes at
  579. 24:09all times.
  580. 24:11God damn.
  581. 24:13To your head.
  582. 24:15Name me five DDG socks.
  583. 24:21[ __ ] you, [ __ ]
  584. 24:23And free MY [ __ ] GOJO.
  585. 24:30I BEAT THAT [ __ ] STOP PLAYING WITH ME.
  586. 24:32[ __ ] And I don't know who the hell
  587. 24:36my [ __ ] Tell me if you want to, [ __ ]
  588. 24:38We We [ __ ] steady running this [ __ ]
  589. 24:41real fast.
  590. 24:43You don't know how to press [ __ ]
  591. 24:44I got a full set for your [ __ ] ass.
  592. 24:48AND this one for my brother Eugi CUZ
  593. 24:50[ __ ] IS THAT [ __ ]
  594. 24:53THE FACE.
  595. 24:55THEY SHOT ON MY DOG, [ __ ] I knocked
  596. 24:58them stitches loose cut. KEEP PLAYING
  597. 25:00WITH MY KEEP PLAYING WITH MY [ __ ] Beat
  598. 25:04your [ __ ] ASS. EVERYONE
  599. 25:09AND THIS ON MY [ __ ] MOVE.
  600. 25:12MAKE A [ __ ] MOVE
  601. 25:17BACK.
  602. 25:21I'm a real [ __ ] I ain't come out here
  603. 25:23to fight no [ __ ]
  604. 25:24WHERE THE [ __ ] YOU GOING?
  605. 25:28Gun to your head. Lightning round.
  606. 25:30Not this [ __ ] again.
  607. 25:32Gun to your head.
  608. 25:33RUN, [ __ ] RUN.
  609. 25:34NAME me a Nick Cannon song. Let's not
  610. 25:37jiggle.
  611. 25:37Nick Cannon.
  612. 25:40Nick Can.
  613. 25:41No, no. Come on. We can do this.
  614. 25:43Oh, I don't think I like this game.
  615. 25:47No, we can come up with something
  616. 25:48together. It's got to be something off
  617. 25:50drum line or ride and
  618. 25:51energy is no use. I don't even know
  619. 25:54Jigalow.
  620. 26:01Let the family radio.
  621. 26:08Now you know how I like to sleep, little
  622. 26:10[ __ ] So it better not be no problems.
  623. 26:13Sleep in the same bed I thought you
  624. 26:14never [ __ ] asked.
  625. 26:16I got to take this phone call. Who the
  626. 26:18[ __ ] calling your phone this time of
  627. 26:19night?
  628. 26:20Where you at?
  629. 26:21Oh, you late, boo. We been left that
  630. 26:23[music] party. [ __ ] can't ever just
  631. 26:25have a good time. They started fighting
  632. 26:27and [ __ ] man.
  633. 26:27Yeah, I heard the ops started tripping
  634. 26:29and [ __ ] up there. But twin road, what
  635. 26:30you got together still?
  636. 26:31Your twin or whatever is still up there?
  637. 26:33Probably fighting for his [ __ ]
  638. 26:35life.
  639. 26:35So you just going to leave my twin in
  640. 26:37the field surrounded by the ops? That's
  641. 26:39wild.
  642. 26:40No, I ain't taking him with me. He the
  643. 26:42one choosing to fight random [ __ ] over
  644. 26:43getting some [ __ ] That's on him. I
  645. 26:45ain't got to beg for no dick. I got
  646. 26:47[ __ ] You feel me?
  647. 26:48Damn, [ __ ] If you don't get off the
  648. 26:49[ __ ] phone and come back to bed,
  649. 26:50he's solid enough to stand [music] on
  650. 26:52business like always. He should be cool.
  651. 26:54But I'm about to go find this [ __ ]
  652. 26:56right now.
  653. 26:57DON'T [ __ ] OUT NOW. FIGHT BACK, [ __ ]
  654. 27:02WELL, you can dye your [ __ ] That's
  655. 27:04fine with me.
  656. 27:06No, I can't let you just slump my mans
  657. 27:09like that. Oh, yeah. Let me introduce
  658. 27:12myself. They call me Mr. Put it on. Hey,
  659. 27:16twin. What's [music] happening? Twin. I
  660. 27:18can't take it no more. Twin. The ops.
  661. 27:22The ops they winning twin. They keep
  662. 27:25turning on my homies in the hashtags.
  663. 27:27And I ain't got no more room in my bio
  664. 27:30to long live nobody. I'm sick of funeral
  665. 27:33gofundies. And we done ordered so many
  666. 27:35custom t-shirts. You would think we
  667. 27:37starting a clothing brand.
  668. 27:39I can't let the whole see this go down.
  669. 27:41No man, STOP ALL THIS TALKING.
  670. 27:45[ __ ]
  671. 27:46LET ME PUT YOU on game real quick. You
  672. 27:48know the hoes love seeing street [ __ ]
  673. 27:50get active, right?
  674. 27:51Then we show someone the [ __ ] out ON
  675. 27:54that [ __ ]
  676. 28:00Okay.
  677. 28:06[ __ ]
  678. 28:10WHAT THE [ __ ]
  679. 28:12BRING IT, [ __ ]
  680. 28:14SEE, it's always you broke ass [ __ ]
  681. 28:16that come in the function and get the
  682. 28:18[ __ ] [ __ ] up for real.
  683. 28:21WE STILL ON your ass, [ __ ]
  684. 28:22Twin, you got a play, throw it my way,
  685. 28:24twin, YOU KNOW I [music] GOT YOU. YEAH,
  686. 28:30TWIN.
  687. 28:31SEE, that's the problem with you broke
  688. 28:33ass [ __ ] Y'all ain't in the field for
  689. 28:35real. But see me, [music] I'm catching
  690. 28:38plays all day. [ __ ] [ __ ] Get your
  691. 28:44little did they know all this boxing
  692. 28:46would unlock 120% more motion. [music]
  693. 28:50Let's go.
  694. 28:52No, [ __ ] That [ __ ]
  695. 28:56I move. You
  696. 29:00off the
  697. 29:03cool. That's cool. All my members in
  698. 29:05there. I'm tired of this jumping [ __ ] I
  699. 29:07got my little homies. Get them l.
  700. 29:09All right, big hole. Go get them, big
  701. 29:11ho.
  702. 29:11Go ahead, call up your little [ __ ] for
  703. 29:13[ __ ] YEAH.
  704. 29:15NAH, GIRL. I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.
  705. 29:18YEAH.
  706. 29:21Ain't none of you [ __ ] touch me cuz
  707. 29:24none of you got more hands than
  708. 29:27I don't know why you thought bringing
  709. 29:28[ __ ] broke in you was going to help in
  710. 29:30any way. [clears throat]
  711. 29:30Cuz he [ __ ] made twin. He can only move
  712. 29:32the way a [ __ ] move.
  713. 29:33Let's do it then. Old expansion self
  714. 29:38embodiment of a real [ __ ] What sense
  715. 29:41ain't this [ __ ]
  716. 29:46See, last time you snuck me. This time
  717. 29:48your homie got to fight me oneon-one.
  718. 29:50Do it look like I give a [ __ ] about
  719. 29:51either one of you [ __ ]
  720. 29:53And furthermore, if you ask me, a [ __ ]
  721. 29:56living inside another [ __ ] it's kind
  722. 29:57of suspect.
  723. 29:58[ __ ] get the [ __ ]
  724. 29:59See, that's the problem. When you a
  725. 30:01certified real [ __ ] everybody want to
  726. 30:03say we ruin THE FUNCTION. NO, BIG ASS
  727. 30:05[ __ ] ARE
  728. 30:07FEELING BROKEN. Broke ass [ __ ] Trust
  729. 30:10me.
  730. 30:11YEAH,
  731. 30:15YOU GOOD TO GET THE [ __ ] OUT OF THE WAY.
  732. 30:17YEAH, I'M IN YOUR FACE NOW AFTER ALL
  733. 30:18THAT JUMPING [ __ ] DON'T WORRY. I'MMA
  734. 30:20GIVE YOUR HOMIE the best.
  735. 30:25Don't worry. Don't worry. I'M ON YOUR
  736. 30:27BUMPER NOW.
  737. 30:28You [ __ ] ass [ __ ]
  738. 30:33And you still hit like a [ __ ]
  739. 30:37Oh yeah, I'm on your bumper now. What
  740. 30:39was on that [ __ ] you was talking?
  741. 30:42[ __ ] did you just pop my chain? Why
  742. 30:45put this on my brother? Am I a baby
  743. 30:48mama? You got me [ __ ] up.
  744. 30:50What the What the [ __ ] is this [ __ ]
  745. 30:52Well, I'm on your ass, [ __ ] [ __ ]
  746. 30:55[ __ ] DID YOU CLAP MY OWN HEAD?
  747. 30:57GOT YOU, [ __ ] You got my twin.
  748. 31:01[music] Now try that [ __ ] WITH ME, C.
  749. 31:04[screaming] COME ON.
  750. 31:05Broke ass [ __ ] really tried to pass me
  751. 31:07that broke [ __ ] mentality.
  752. 31:12Let me show you how I really get down.
  753. 31:14[ __ ] you in that Dragon Ball
  754. 31:16transformation cuz you was a [ __ ] then
  755. 31:18and you a [ __ ] now. Let's get into it,
  756. 31:20[ __ ] [ __ ] ass [ __ ] WHO YOU SAID YOU
  757. 31:23HIT LIKE A [ __ ] AND YOU THREWING KNOBS
  758. 31:25CUZ YOU CAN'T BOX, [ __ ]
  759. 31:29[ __ ]
  760. 31:33LEFT
  761. 31:37YOU ALL
  762. 31:39[ __ ] [screaming]
  763. 31:41YOU still [ __ ] MAKE A MOVE CUZ you
  764. 31:45[ __ ]
  765. 31:48Yeah, you ain't as dope when it's oneon
  766. 31:50ones. Now what you shut up about?
  767. 31:58I still got something for you, C. This
  768. 32:00for my [ __ ] N.
  769. 32:09Why don't you just stay?
  770. 32:11You just don't get it. A bag is just a
  771. 32:13decoration.
  772. 32:14What the?
  773. 32:16But the money is of the soul, [ __ ] In
  774. 32:20the words of my [ __ ] Gojo and ALL THE
  775. 32:22REAL [ __ ] BEFORE AND AFTER HIM
  776. 32:27SHOW
  777. 32:29[screaming]
  778. 32:35for a [ __ ] [ __ ] You was right about
  779. 32:37one thing.
  780. 32:40I am you.
  781. 32:42I tried to deny it but I can't. Cuz the
  782. 32:45same way you feel about fake [ __ ] is
  783. 32:48the same way I feel about you. See you
  784. 32:50self embody yourself as real [ __ ] The
  785. 32:53same way I look to my OG's before I make
  786. 32:56the steps I make. But the difference is
  787. 32:58I never claim myself as a real [ __ ]
  788. 33:00The streets did before I ever knew I was
  789. 33:03real. So the way you treat a [ __ ] that
  790. 33:05you don't deem real is the same [ __ ]
  791. 33:07I'mma do to you. What the [ __ ] you
  792. 33:10running at, [ __ ] Real [ __ ] don't run
  793. 33:13from [ __ ] right? A real [ __ ] post that
  794. 33:16dog. So what the [ __ ] you running for?
  795. 33:19Cuz this [ __ ] look [ __ ]
  796. 33:24So what happened to being a real [ __ ]
  797. 33:28Don't get quiet now. It's a long way.
  798. 33:31Why does it feel so cold? [music]
  799. 33:34Ain't [ __ ] real about you. Now make ME
  800. 33:40GO.
  801. 33:49It feels so cold now. Why are you
  802. 33:53sitting here acting [ __ ]
  803. 34:02[groaning]
  804. 34:03Man, that [ __ ] wasn't fair. I said the
  805. 34:05Burn Man verse and I still got hit.
  806. 34:08Whatever.
  807. 34:09Be grateful, [ __ ] I saved your life.
  808. 34:11What you want? A cookie, [ __ ] [ __ ]
  809. 34:13you. I only know one thing for certain.
  810. 34:17I'm never going out with you [ __ ]
  811. 34:19again. The only reason I'm alive right
  812. 34:21now is cuz a panda knows a goddamn
  813. 34:23Birdman verse. Come on, bro.
  814. 34:27So, are you going to say thank you,
  815. 34:30baby? Just do me one favor, please. I
  816. 34:33beg you not to come to Shiva tonight. To
  817. 34:36stay where y'all at, do y'all thing, but
  818. 34:38it's just not safe in these streets. So,
  819. 34:40what's the [ __ ] name that got you
  820. 34:41telling me to stay home? I hope that
  821. 34:43[ __ ] got hands.
  822. 34:44There is no [ __ ] I'm concerned for
  823. 34:46your safety.
  824. 34:47Well, tell the truth cuz you leaving
  825. 34:48something out.
  826. 34:49Oh, you want the truth?
  827. 34:49Yes, I want the truth.
  828. 34:50All right, since you want the truth so
  829. 34:52bad, I got you. I need you and the rest
  830. 34:54of you Kyoto [ __ ] to stay away from
  831. 34:56Shivia because all you [ __ ] sorry.
  832. 34:59Y'all ain't crystals. Y'all ain't
  833. 35:00bangers. All y'all [ __ ] is is sorry.
  834. 35:02[music]
  835. 35:03I sent Toto out here cuz that's a
  836. 35:05straight [ __ ] but the rest of y'all
  837. 35:07[ __ ] is just sorry. We are not sorry.
  838. 35:10We strong.
  839. 35:12Yes, you are. What you going to do? Cut
  840. 35:14it, [ __ ] You got a katana and couldn't
  841. 35:16cut through butter if it was melted
  842. 35:18because you sorry, baby. And that's
  843. 35:21fine. But just just stay your ass at
  844. 35:24home.
  845. 35:26Let me pop this perk real quick.
  846. 35:30Yeah, turn me up.
  847. 35:31To prove I'M NOT SORRY, LET MY blade
  848. 35:34strike true or I'll never use a sword
  849. 35:36again. for Nakamaru. Quick,
  850. 35:39[ __ ] What was you going to do? Cut it,
  851. 35:41[ __ ] You should have known better.
  852. 35:43You want to [ __ ] with real killers? Bet.
  853. 35:46Strap up, [ __ ]
  854. 35:50Damn. I'm sorry.
  855. 35:53[ __ ]
  856. 35:58Oh, thank God.
  857. 35:58[ __ ] you lucky I ain't left yet.
  858. 36:01Yeah. You see little Eugi over there?
  859. 36:03Yeah, that's my blood. Since you [ __ ]
  860. 36:06scroll them big boss on your ass.
  861. 36:09Oh my god. That's one thing I'm not
  862. 36:10going to do is play on my blood. So I
  863. 36:13got something for all you [ __ ] Oh
  864. 36:15[ __ ] Every other [ __ ] me. That's big
  865. 36:20blood. Ask the hood about me blood. They
  866. 36:22know I stay on big business blood.
  867. 36:26[ __ ] ass [ __ ]
  868. 36:27Oh you going to up on your OG. That's
  869. 36:29how we coming.
  870. 36:31Be my OG. I never going to treat you
  871. 36:32like that you forgot about me. Your ass
  872. 36:36can't do nothing with me.
  873. 36:37I CAN'T DO [ __ ] WITH YOU.
  874. 36:39STILL A little [ __ ] to me.
  875. 36:42[ __ ]
  876. 36:42now let me put you in a child's place.
  877. 36:45[laughter]
  878. 36:47Any last words, [ __ ] [ __ ] get
  879. 36:49your damn finger out my face. Blood.
  880. 36:51Get off that [ __ ] Cuz so are we cool
  881. 36:53now, C?
  882. 36:54I mean, I don't [ __ ] with all that
  883. 36:55cripping and [ __ ] but we still blood.
  884. 36:57[ __ ] with you banging, [ __ ] Are you
  885. 36:58going to help or not? I don't know. Not
  886. 37:00on no banging [ __ ] blood. I'm saying if
  887. 37:02we me and you, we blood, blood, like
  888. 37:05like we [music] been for. I'm bonically
  889. 37:07your big brother, blood. That's what I'm
  890. 37:09saying,
  891. 37:10[ __ ] What? [ __ ] this little family
  892. 37:13reunion.
  893. 37:15He's here.
  894. 37:17Chill. The [ __ ] I can't move.
  895. 37:22Hey, G. Long time no see, [ __ ] Now, I
  896. 37:26know I asked you this a while back, but
  897. 37:28let's see if you have an answer for me
  898. 37:29this time. So, what type of [ __ ] you
  899. 37:31like? H
  900. 37:34I like [ __ ] like you,
  901. 37:35[ __ ] Shut up. YOU'RE RUINING my
  902. 37:37entrance.
  903. 37:38Who invited this [ __ ]
  904. 37:41Man, we don't got food like this at
  905. 37:43home. Huh? Excuse me, sugar. You got a
  906. 37:46couple dollars for a old lady down on
  907. 37:48her look. My mama told me not to talk to
  908. 37:50fans.
  909. 37:50You disrespectful, little [ __ ] And I
  910. 37:52was going to give you this Roblox gift
  911. 37:53card for that.
  912. 37:54How much?
  913. 37:55$50.
  914. 37:56I'll say less.
  915. 37:57Yeah, come on out here, baby. Damn, I'm
  916. 38:00really not going to get them Roblox.
  917. 38:03First, I had to cut my trip to the
  918. 38:04motherland short. Now the ops paying
  919. 38:06junkies, the back door [ __ ] and
  920. 38:08[ __ ] bringing their kids to the
  921. 38:09function when you think you seen it all.
  922. 38:12Uh, look girl, where your mama at?
  923. 38:15I don't know.
  924. 38:15Well, let's find her and I'm going to
  925. 38:17call CPS cuz y'all doing [ __ ] [ __ ]
  926. 38:20out here shooting in some [ __ ] What was
  927. 38:22Don't pay that no mind. Ra baby, quiet
  928. 38:24down. You going to traumatize the youth.
  929. 38:28My [ __ ] I hope you know that when I
  930. 38:29said the world was better off without
  931. 38:31[ __ ] at all, I was joking. [ __ ] I
  932. 38:33did not think your ass was going to do
  933. 38:35this [ __ ] for real after all these
  934. 38:37years.
  935. 38:37He a [ __ ] [ __ ] So that [ __ ] made
  936. 38:39sense in his head. Real [ __ ] this [ __ ]
  937. 38:41[ __ ] that. Y'all don't get to draw them
  938. 38:43[ __ ] lines,
  939. 38:46[ __ ] What the [ __ ]
  940. 38:47All y'all [ __ ] some [ __ ] criminals.
  941. 38:49So let y'all handle this [ __ ] like some
  942. 38:51[ __ ] criminals. I've awakened all the
  943. 38:53real [ __ ] for one final [ __ ] moment.
  944. 38:56Snitches, scammers, dealers, bangers,
  945. 38:58and any [ __ ] you can imagine. [ __ ]
  946. 39:01from all over. [ __ ] with curries worth
  947. 39:03of beef. And all y'all [ __ ] got no
  948. 39:05choice but to fight, shoot, and kill
  949. 39:08each other. Cuz it's all y'all [ __ ]
  950. 39:10criminal nature. So fight as much as you
  951. 39:12can, real [ __ ] and [ __ ] alike. Cuz
  952. 39:16in the end, the only ones that truly win
  953. 39:18are the ones who see no difference
  954. 39:20between any of you [ __ ] The [ __ ]
  955. 39:23like me. [ __ ] you. COME FREE MY [ __ ]
  956. 39:26GOJO.
  957. 39:27AIN'T no [ __ ] Gojo. We ain't freeing
  958. 39:30[ __ ]
  959. 39:32There is a godamn hole in the middle of
  960. 39:36Shibuya. And y'all naming this [ __ ] an
  961. 39:38incident? Not a tragedy, not a massacre,
  962. 39:42a [ __ ] incident. We done lost
  963. 39:45players, hoes, everything in between.
  964. 39:48And y'all calling this [ __ ] an incident.
  965. 39:51My [ __ ] Enu Maki got to let go of his
  966. 39:53[ __ ] hoop dreams cuz he missing a
  967. 39:55[ __ ] arm. And this shit's an
  968. 39:58incident. Y'all let that [ __ ] Eugi run
  969. 40:00free as Suka cuz y'all wanted to put him
  970. 40:03under the same rules I'm under. But last
  971. 40:06time I [ __ ] checked, Eugi ain't daddy
  972. 40:09[ __ ] Uda. But I'mma clean up y'all
  973. 40:12mess like I always [ __ ] do. And
  974. 40:14before I go, it's up for Yugi ass the
  975. 40:17moment I see him. Let the streets know.
  976. 40:21Breaking hood news from the slums of
  977. 40:24Japan. We've received [music] notice
  978. 40:26from jiu-jitsu headquarters following
  979. 40:29the function in Shabuya, now known as
  980. 40:32the Shabuya incident.
  981. 40:34Ghetto has somehow been confirmed alive
  982. 40:37and still isn't welcomed in any hood.
  983. 40:40The hit on Ghetto's life has been
  984. 40:42reinstated.
  985. 40:44Due to his financial status, Saturo
  986. 40:46Gojo's bail has been denied. He
  987. 40:50currently faces a life sentence as an
  988. 40:52accomplice in the Shabuya incident. He
  989. 40:55no longer is considered a sorcerer and
  990. 40:57any attempt to free Gojo will be treated
  991. 41:00as hostile.
  992. 41:03Principal Yaga hire both those [ __ ]
  993. 41:06So all this [ __ ] kind of his fault. From
  994. 41:08this point forward, Yaga has a hit out
  995. 41:11on his life.
  996. 41:14We suspended the hit on Yuji's life.
  997. 41:16That's on us. Our bad. The hit on
  998. 41:19Ichidori Yuji's life has been
  999. 41:21reinstated. Anyone assisting Yuji will
  1000. 41:24be treated as hostile.
  1001. 41:28Special grade sorcerer Daddy Uda has
  1002. 41:30been appointed as a hitter for Ichidori
  1003. 41:33Yuji.
  1004. 41:49I heard the streets looking for a young
  1005. 41:51[ __ ] [ __ ] and they trying to keep my
  1006. 41:53[ __ ] Gojo locked up. So free my [ __ ]
  1007. 41:56Gojo till it's backwards. And I put that
  1008. 41:59on my dead homies. And for the [ __ ]
  1009. 42:01looking for me, tell them make a move
  1010. 42:04cuz
  1011. 42:39me I say go ban for ban but you know I
  1012. 42:42feel blood clot ban I can't understand
  1013. 42:45[ __ ] through that fake ass accent but
  1014. 42:47did you say ban for ban
  1015. 42:50me I can't stand that fake [ __ ]
  1016. 42:53shut your Nigerian prince scammer
  1017. 43:00Your turn, [ __ ] You don't want me.
  1018. 43:02What?
  1019. 43:06Can I get some subtitles or something?
  1020. 43:08What the [ __ ] you talking about?
  1021. 43:13Stop running from the smoke, bro. [ __ ]
  1022. 43:17SHUT THAT [ __ ] UP.
  1023. 43:19Fake ass accent. These fake ass blows.
  1024. 43:22WHERE YOU GOING, [ __ ] I'M TALKING TO
  1025. 43:24YOU. I AIN'T DONE YET. BUT YOUR FAKE ASS
  1026. 43:27that 204 on your head and your polo
  1027. 43:30ain't WEARING ALL THIS FAKE ASS [ __ ]
  1028. 43:32Want to go ban for band.

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