Hood JJK Season 1: Trap God Sukuna Takes Over The Hood | Episode 1 — Transcript

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1. 0:00Following content is a fan created
2. 0:02parody. I do not possess any rights to
3. 0:04the anime or manga of Jiujutsu Kaizen.
4. 0:07Kindly show your support by accessing
5. 0:09the official release.
6. 0:18You've got one new voicemail from
7. 0:20it's your daddy.
8. 0:21Play message.
9. 0:22Bro, why you don't answer none of my
10. 0:23calls? I got a text from back in 06 and
11. 0:26I need you to cash that [ __ ] for and
12. 0:27perhaps that [ __ ] on the game for this
13. 0:29Sunday. Get that run up a mill.
14. 0:31Delete message.
15. 0:33Message deleted.
16. 0:35Oh, what the [ __ ]
17. 0:38What's good?
18. 0:38Singing a finger gone, bro.
19. 0:40Oh, you better find that mother.
20. 0:41I don't know where to look for that. You
21. 0:43can't help a [ __ ] out.
22. 0:44Look, man, you had one job. If you can't
23. 0:46do that, I don't know what to tell you.
24. 0:48Now, I got [ __ ] to do, so I hope you
25. 0:50figure it out.
26. 0:50Yeah, whatever.
27. 0:52I'm about to lose my job.
28. 0:59[music]
29. 1:06[music]
30. 1:21[music]
31. 1:23My name is Edidor Eugji cut and you
32. 1:26can't say the Eugi without the C cut.
33. 1:28You feel me? But outside of repping my
34. 1:31set with my whole soul, I'm also a
35. 1:33scholar. Well, actually cut. A five-star
36. 1:35CALIBER ATHLETE. MAHOMES CUT AND MY
37. 1:38granddaddy's primary caretaker. No
38. 1:40grandson of mine's going to be a thug.
39. 1:42You keep saying that, OG, but that ain't
40. 1:45changed nothing yet, cuz I can't stand
41. 1:48you young. Just do me one favor. If
42. 1:52you're going to be in the streets, you
43. 1:54get out there and you do your mother
44. 1:57thing cuz ain't no such thing as halfway
45. 2:00crips. You just said you didn't want me
46. 2:02in the streets. So what is it, OG?
47. 2:05Listen to me, grandson. You got to get a
48. 2:08people what they looking for. What do
49. 2:11that even mean? Cut. Well, former
50. 2:13caretaker, C. Rest up, OG. But that's
51. 2:16everything about me. What else you need,
52. 2:18C?
53. 2:19That ain't got [ __ ] to do with what I
54. 2:20asked. [ __ ] my bad, C.
55. 2:23What was the question? What happened at
56. 2:25the school with Meg? Oh, yeah. We got
57. 2:28attacked by some big ugly curse thing
58. 2:30and then Meg was telling me all about
59. 2:32the super finger. So, you telling me
60. 2:34some super demon trap got to take back
61. 2:36all his fingers so he can come back to
62. 2:38life and throw his setup after being
63. 2:40dead for centuries, man? No,
64. 2:47this is going to go home.
65. 2:50I told you I won't have to leave. I
66. 2:52can't protect both of us. You may not be
67. 2:55in the states often, man.
68. 2:59Never going TO DO IT BACK NOW. STOP
69. 3:02TREATING [music] us like some street
70. 3:03[ __ ] This is official social
71. 3:05appearance. Whether or not we handle our
72. 3:07[ __ ] IN THIS PLACE,
73. 3:09I TOLD THIS to make A MOVE. SO HE GOING
74. 3:12TO HAVE TO SEE ABOUT ME
75. 3:15CUZ KRA [ __ ] SO WE GOING to handle it
76. 3:18like some street [ __ ] and put that on my
77. 3:20face.
78. 3:23Oh [ __ ] THE SUPER I NEED POWER. SO IF
79. 3:26THE CURSE, I NEED THESE [music] FINGERS
80. 3:28TO CONS. I'M GOING MAKE THEM BLOW UP.
81. 3:32Did this really JUST TAKE A YOKE OFF
82. 3:35THAT [ __ ] LIKE THAT? BRO, I don't get
83. 3:37paid enough for this [ __ ] Godamn.
84. 3:40Get youring hands off me. I SAID GET
85. 3:44YOUR HANDS off me.
86. 3:51My face making all that goddamn noise.
87. 3:55Wait a second, [ __ ] [music] We back
88. 3:57OUTSIDE WITH I AIN'T FELT THIS good
89. 4:00since they put crack in the streets. The
90. 4:02trap god is [screaming] back.
91. 4:07Let me let these tattoos break
92. 4:10out that jam. So where the holes at? Cuz
93. 4:13either [ __ ] getting or [ __ ] getting
94. 4:15killed. Either way, the king [music] of
95. 4:18going to have a good ass.
96. 4:21NOW TURN ME UP. CRASH.
97. 4:25HEY, give me back my B.
98. 4:28It's you, [ __ ]
99. 4:28Hey, don't worry about that ho. I know
100. 4:30you ain't talking to the [ __ ]
101. 4:31trap guy like [music] that.
102. 4:33The trap guy.
103. 4:34You [ __ ] is my body.
104. 4:35TALKING [ __ ] LIKE YOU WANT. She cook
105. 4:37[music]
106. 4:37now. Like I said, get out of my [ __ ]
107. 4:40[ __ ] it. This how we going to do this.
108. 4:43Roses are red. Weapons against me won't
109. 4:46prosper.
110. 4:46Whoa, whoa, hold on. Damn it. I was come
111. 4:49with the tattoo. It's me, calm down.
112. 4:52No, me. What you talking about? We going
113. 4:55to finish this poem and
114. 4:57you crashing out again,
115. 4:58huh? Gojo, what the [ __ ] you doing here?
116. 5:01What's happening? I was going to go
117. 5:03straight home from the mall, but I just
118. 5:05knew you was getting your ass beat. So,
119. 5:07smile for the gram. Say world star.
120. 5:10That [ __ ]
121. 5:11Bet you won't be mad when the hoes hit
122. 5:12you like I seen you on Gojo story. Can I
123. 5:14come take care of you, man? Oh, yeah.
124. 5:16Speaking of taking care of [ __ ] what
125. 5:17happened with that whole cursed finger
126. 5:19thing? You got
127. 5:19I ain't going to lie, gang. I had the
128. 5:21super finger and I ate that mother cuz
129. 5:26dead ass. Yeah, cuz H.
130. 5:30Now, I done seen some broke ass [ __ ] in
131. 5:32my day, but H. Hey, you good, C? Well,
132. 5:37damn. I guess broken will eat anything
133. 5:39in front of them, huh? Well, [ __ ] Your
134. 5:42body feel okay? At least
135. 5:43on the damn homies. I'm feeling better
136. 5:45than ever. You nasty. But can you do me
137. 5:47a favor and bring that other out real
138. 5:49quick?
139. 5:49Hell yeah. Okay, bet. What you trying to
140. 5:51bang with her? Oh, yeah. I'm about to
141. 5:53put some crazy hands on this old ass
142. 5:55broken. Hey, hold this man.
143. 5:58The hell is this?
144. 5:59A Gucci button up. So don't it up,
145. 6:01[ __ ] cuz I know it's worth more than
146. 6:03what you make a year. And you can't
147. 6:06mother [music] with your life, please.
148. 6:10[ __ ] the button up. How about I put you
149. 6:12on a shirt instead, [ __ ] [music]
150. 6:15Wait, what?
151. 6:17One thing you should know is I don't
152. 6:19take [music] them shirt comments like
153. 6:20what you talking about. Run them. We
154. 6:23hold on.
155. 6:24I got your own [ __ ] Stop trying to
156. 6:26push you past your palm. I'mma treat you
157. 6:28like every other broke [ __ ] I run into.
158. 6:30NOT THAT
159. 6:36am [music] I getting
160. 6:37and move around cuz it's paper chasers
161. 6:39in.
162. 6:44One thing for certain, [music] you
163. 6:46flexing ass and some [ __ ] in EVERY
164. 6:48AREA. NOW BOUND TO THE TRAP.
165. 6:55[music]
166. 6:56YEAH, LET THAT BE A message to any [ __ ]
167. 6:58who want to try. What the
168. 7:01Nice [music] try, [ __ ] But I saying
169. 7:03everything I need to say.
170. 7:04Oh, you [ __ ]
171. 7:05You can switch back now.
172. 7:06I ain't [ __ ] BUT I NEED MY [ __ ] BACK.
173. 7:10[music]
174. 7:10Mark my words. Y'all going to lose your
175. 7:12lives talking to the trap guy like that.
176. 7:18Hey, you good gang? Cook. All right, I'm
177. 7:21back up. Well, I'll be down. You really
178. 7:24can't switch back whenever you want.
179. 7:25Yeah, that's cool and all, but this
180. 7:27won't shut up. This yapping ass old. Oh,
181. 7:30I can shut up a old ass broken. Don't
182. 7:32even worry about it, gang. We'll see you
183. 7:34in a couple hours. Wait, what?
184. 7:38There it is. That knocked the out. Hey,
185. 7:42me. You think they going to want him
186. 7:43dead? 100%. Well, [ __ ] You ain't got no
187. 7:46faith, huh? Whatever. You think you can
188. 7:49save him? [ __ ] I'm Gojo. I can do
189. 7:51whatever the I want. Just leave it to
190. 7:54me. Yeah, that [ __ ] ain't work out. So
191. 7:57now you got to die.
192. 7:59You said what? Cut.
193. 8:01For the last time, the hit on your life
194. 8:03is suspended as long as you can contain
195. 8:06control's vessel. But that's the last
196. 8:09thing you need to worry about cuz if
197. 8:10principal Yaga don't give you the
198. 8:11go-ahad, you good as dead anyway.
199. 8:13What?
200. 8:14So you take orders from another man? I
201. 8:16knew your ass was [ __ ] You want to
202. 8:18repeat that you old broke [ __ ] [ __ ]
203. 8:20no. Cuz boss [ __ ] only converse with
204. 8:22other bosses. So I shouldn't hear
205. 8:24another word come out your [ __ ] ass
206. 8:26employee ass mouth.
207. 8:28Shut up. My bad cuz I wish he'd just
208. 8:31shut up. What was that about taking
209. 8:33orders from another man?
210. 8:34Hey [ __ ] watch your tone when you
211. 8:36talking TO THE TRAP GUY. WAIT TILL I
212. 8:37SNATCH THIS LITTLE [ __ ] BODY UP. I'mma
213. 8:39put your ass in a box.
214. 8:40First off, pause. And secondly, I must
215. 8:43be a boss if you got something to say to
216. 8:45me.
217. 8:46You still a [ __ ]
218. 8:48I gotta ask, why do this older yap so
219. 8:50much? And why do we think he's so
220. 8:52important? Cuz
221. 8:52Roman Sukuna, also known as the king of
222. 8:55curses or the self-proclaimed trap god.
223. 8:58Over a thousand years ago, he was just a
224. 9:00regular trap causing [music] the streets
225. 9:02hell. But he had the game in such a
226. 9:04tight chokeold that even after death, he
227. 9:06was causing [music] problems as a cursed
228. 9:08object. Any significant moment in
229. 9:09trapping and bread stacking can be tied
230. 9:11back to Sukuna in some way. Rumor has it
231. 9:14he's even the reason they start selling.
232. 9:16It might have honestly been the reason
233. 9:17why slavery was a thing. You believe
234. 9:19that Gojo? [ __ ] no. All I know for
235. 9:22certain is he's a old ass washed ass
236. 9:25trap who missed a potato headed himself
237. 9:27into 20 pieces to try and stay relevant.
238. 9:30So if it came down to it, would you
239. 9:32fight him kind? I'd whoop his ass.
240. 9:34Go ask a simple question that needs a
241. 9:37simple answer. What's good?
242. 9:38Why is there a supposed to be dead in my
243. 9:41office?
244. 9:41I'm doing my job. I was told to bring
245. 9:43him here before I do anything.
246. 9:45Wrong answer. Blindfold,
247. 9:47man. Eugi, introduce yourself. They call
248. 9:50me Eugi cuz I like a long hair, thick
249. 9:53red bone.
250. 9:54And why the I need to know that?
251. 9:55My bad, C.
252. 9:56Gojo, get this out my office.
253. 9:58I ain't going nowhere, cuz.
254. 9:59Oh, you ain't leaving. All right, the
255. 10:01little [ __ ] [ __ ] What you trying to
256. 10:03get into?
257. 10:03Whatever's going to make me a sorcerer.
258. 10:05All right, bet then.
259. 10:08Hold on. What's that?
260. 10:08CUZ
261. 10:11WAIT [screaming]
262. 10:14GOT HURT.
263. 10:16I NEVER BEEN AFRAID OF NO FADE.
264. 10:18YOU MIGHT BE A damn good sorcerer.
265. 10:22Is this thing? [screaming]
266. 10:26I made it, C. I'm a sorcerer now. [ __ ]
267. 10:28Barely, [ __ ] That bear was putting the
268. 10:30paws on your ass, man. You ain't got to
269. 10:33remind me, cuz. So if you ever talk
270. 10:35crazy, I'mma put that bear on your ass
271. 10:37again.
272. 10:37What y'all yapping about,
273. 10:38man? Cuz
274. 10:39you couldn't have moved this in nowhere
275. 10:41else, huh?
276. 10:42You got a [ __ ] in here with you, C.
277. 10:43Back the up out my room, [ __ ] You not
278. 10:46welcome. All right, stop the fighting.
279. 10:48We got [ __ ] to do. So you [ __ ] go get
280. 10:51dressed. We got to pick up the last
281. 10:52first year. Gojo think he y or
282. 10:54something. Why he get to pick our
283. 10:55outfits?
284. 10:56He paid for them. If you want to come
285. 10:58out of pocket for this [ __ ] go right
286. 11:00ahead. What's happening? Oh, I see you
287. 11:03got your fit. How you liking the custom
288. 11:05joint? You know I'm a [ __ ] right? Then
289. 11:07[ __ ] walk your ass out that $10,000
290. 11:09jumpsuit [ __ ] My bad, cuz.
291. 11:11All right, bro. Can we find a new [ __ ]
292. 11:14now?
293. 11:14Hey, you. YOU TRYING TO PAY A BAD [ __ ]
294. 11:17bills, [ __ ]
295. 11:18I don't know what bad [ __ ] she's
296. 11:19speaking of. And I hope I don't look
297. 11:21like a sugar daddy cuz I'm out here
298. 11:23looking for the $40 freaks.
299. 11:25[ __ ] are you deaf? You going to pay my
300. 11:27bills or not?
301. 11:28I'm sorry, sweetheart. I've got nothing
302. 11:30for you.
303. 11:33[ __ ] I know you got money.
304. 11:34He really don't though. I know a suit
305. 11:37from J C Penney when I see it. Meet your
306. 11:39new teammate.
307. 11:40The name is Nabara Kougasaki aka the
308. 11:43baddest [ __ ]
309. 11:45I can't tell if it's some curses or some
310. 11:47fiends in there, but this look like the
311. 11:49perfect spot. So, who all going in that
312. 11:51[ __ ] [screaming]
313. 11:52The cripping the baddest [ __ ]
314. 11:53Last time I checked, we was na. So, why
315. 11:55the we got to go on our own? No, it's
316. 11:57time for y'all to make a name for
317. 11:59yourselves out here. And since it's your
318. 12:01first job, I'll get you right. Here,
319. 12:03take this and don't break my [ __ ]
320. 12:06[crying]
321. 12:07[ __ ] I'm about to go crazy. Okay, we
322. 12:10getting in and out this [ __ ] Moving
323. 12:12very quickly. Very mindful. Very demure.
324. 12:15[ __ ] de Mure. Weren't you just begging
325. 12:17for money?
326. 12:18I AIN'T BEGGING FOR [ __ ]
327. 12:20[ __ ] love spending money on me. I
328. 12:22ain't got to take this from a [ __ ] who
329. 12:23can't pull no hoes.
330. 12:24WHO ARE YOU TO tell me I ain't got no
331. 12:26hoes? Cuz the hoes love a [ __ ] Stop
332. 12:28playing with me. Wait, what?
333. 12:32You sure they ready for this? Honestly,
334. 12:34I don't know. But [ __ ] I hope so. Die
335. 12:37for the alone.
336. 12:41Nobody want that, Reggie. C. I AIN'T
337. 12:44[screaming] BUYING [ __ ] OFF YOU. NOW
338. 12:46MAKE A HOLE, C.
339. 12:50Trash ass dealer.
340. 12:53So, how your pops been and [ __ ] He
341. 12:54still got that hole in him?
342. 12:58We ain't got to make small talk, bro. My
343. 13:00bad,
344. 13:01[ __ ] I'm not stupid. You not going to
345. 13:02play me like I'm dumb. Now say
346. 13:04something, [ __ ] I know you can move.
347. 13:07Stop playing.
348. 13:09I got something that'll [ __ ] up your
349. 13:11little mannequin challenge. HOW ABOUT A
350. 13:13FULL SET FOR YOUR [ __ ] ASS?
351. 13:20YEAH, we not doing that [ __ ]
352. 13:27Hey, now what the was that?
353. 13:31Almost that little BOY UP. THAT'S REALLY
354. 13:34GOOD.
355. 13:36HEY, [ __ ] [screaming] Let him go.
356. 13:38THAT'S GOOD.
357. 13:39NOW, where the [ __ ] did Kirsty start
358. 13:41taking hostage? Guess I got no other
359. 13:44choice then. If you trying to help,
360. 13:46now's the time.
361. 13:47Oh, REAL.
362. 13:52HEY, where you going? really good.
363. 13:56I got Let him come. Huh?
364. 13:58Don't worry. HE AIN'T GOING NOWHERE.
365. 14:01BAD [ __ ] VOODOO. COME UP IN THERE.
366. 14:09WELL, DAMN.
367. 14:12What's happening y'all? It's Rab. From
368. 14:14here on out, I'll be putting my Rab Yaps
369. 14:16announcements at the end of my videos
370. 14:18just so we can get to the peak faster.
371. 14:20And it's really not many announcements
372. 14:22right now other than hood JJK is
373. 14:25officially back and the next episode
374. 14:27won't take halfway as long as this one
375. 14:29took. Now outside of all that, New
376. 14:31York's anime After Dark is on the way
377. 14:34October 4th. So New York, buy your
378. 14:36tickets. They reduced price. They only
379. 14:38$10, a little bit more than that after
380. 14:40tax. But outside of that, as always, I
381. 14:43thank you all for the support and just
382. 14:45watch out for the next drop because it's
383. 14:46coming soon. But I'll catch y'all next