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  1. 0:00Oh, hold on. Before we can go any
  2. 0:02further, I got to ask this one question.
  3. 0:05What kind of [ __ ] you like, [ __ ]
  4. 0:08>> Am I hearing you right, K or is the CTE
  5. 0:11talking?
  6. 0:11>> My fault. Your hearing probably up from
  7. 0:13the stumps. What kind of [ __ ] you
  8. 0:16like?
  9. 0:17>> I feel like I given this answer before,
  10. 0:19cuz got in trouble for the [ __ ]
  11. 0:21>> Answer the question.
  12. 0:22>> Well, C, I guess I'll say I like a tall
  13. 0:25[ __ ] with a big old ghetto booty. Like,
  14. 0:28exactly. E a Grammy award-winning
  15. 0:31artist, Megan Estallion.
  16. 0:34>> He just like me for real.
  17. 0:38[ __ ] me. [screaming]
  18. 0:42The following content is a fan created
  19. 0:45parody. I do not possess any rights to
  20. 0:47the anime or manga of Jiujutsu Kaizen.
  21. 0:50Kindly show your support by accessing
  22. 0:52the official release.
  23. 0:59What's the point of y'all being here
  24. 1:00again?
  25. 1:00>> My point is to find out if these are
  26. 1:02real bangers or real trappers. So what
  27. 1:05kind of [ __ ] you like?
  28. 1:06>> What the are you talking about?
  29. 1:08>> Nsw answer the question.
  30. 1:10>> Do you really need to take his shirt off
  31. 1:12for this?
  32. 1:13>> Cuz see me, I need me something about
  33. 1:15thick as 03 pinky, tall and nasty like
  34. 1:19Jill Scott.
  35. 1:20>> I love [music]
  36. 1:21I really don't got a title. Long as a
  37. 1:23[ __ ] ain't getting on my nerves, I'm
  38. 1:25cool. You know to act right.
  39. 1:27>> Damn me. You a lame ass [ __ ] What? AND
  40. 1:32LAME CAN'T BANG WITH ME.
  41. 1:34>> GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY LEG.
  42. 1:36>> [ __ ] YOU worry about him like you
  43. 1:38can't get done the same way. I'll pull
  44. 1:40this trigger and suplex your soul out
  45. 1:42your body.
  46. 1:43>> [ __ ] if this was coming from Maky, I
  47. 1:45probably believe it. But something tells
  48. 1:47me you ain't about [ __ ]
  49. 1:48>> Just cuz that [music] [ __ ] run around
  50. 1:50playing with sticks and poles. Y'all
  51. 1:53must have forgot I'm the real shooter.
  52. 1:55Gun to your head. Name 10 MF Doom songs.
  53. 2:00>> Yeah, let's get negative. I hate you.
  54. 2:02LET'S DIE.
  55. 2:05I AIN'T GOT NO BUSINESS BEATING NO BASIC
  56. 2:07[ __ ] [ __ ] YOU BARELY BANG.
  57. 2:12YOU AIN'T EVEN DO IT RIGHT. I HATE YOU,
  58. 2:14[ __ ] LET'S DIE.
  59. 2:17>> SAY WITH YOUR CHEST, MAN. YOUR [ __ ] ASS
  60. 2:19DOWN.
  61. 2:21>> JULIO,
  62. 2:22>> y'all just saved that boy. Hey, Meg,
  63. 2:24just know I know who you was going to
  64. 2:26call. I'd have banged on that [ __ ]
  65. 2:28too.
  66. 2:33[music]
  67. 2:50>> [music]
  68. 3:00>> So, what's the verdict?
  69. 3:02>> He handled his own out there. He's ready
  70. 3:04to hit the pavement.
  71. 3:05>> All right, bet. Let me tell him the good
  72. 3:06news.
  73. 3:07>> Hey, you ain't got [ __ ] to tell nobody
  74. 3:09till you pay me what you owe. I just
  75. 3:11work two double shifts cuz of your ass.
  76. 3:13Think of all the good you did though.
  77. 3:15Eugi got a valuable lesson from an OG.
  78. 3:18Plus, y'all found another cursed finger.
  79. 3:20>> A cursed finger, [ __ ] I'm 10 toes at
  80. 3:22all times. You ain't smooth talking
  81. 3:24yourself out this [ __ ] either. You owe
  82. 3:26me.
  83. 3:27>> If you getting money and I'm getting
  84. 3:28money, man, what is we beefing about,
  85. 3:30>> [ __ ] What?
  86. 3:31>> Jojo, Natomy, C. Tell me y'all got some
  87. 3:33good news for me.
  88. 3:34>> We ain't got [ __ ]
  89. 3:35>> You good to go. Nommy gave the stamp of
  90. 3:38approval.
  91. 3:38>> Go dojo. I swear to God.
  92. 3:40>> Don't worry about him. Let's figure out
  93. 3:41how to surprise your squad. Here go that
  94. 3:43animosity again, C. You can just feel
  95. 3:46it.
  96. 3:48>> Here come these sorry ass. It's your
  97. 3:51mama, [ __ ]
  98. 3:52>> If y'all twins, don't y'all got the same
  99. 3:54>> I'm glad you said it cuz I thought I was
  100. 3:56tripping.
  101. 3:57>> Yes, you dumb asses. That's what makes
  102. 3:59it funny.
  103. 4:01>> I still don't get it.
  104. 4:02>> We on the same page. Am I tripping or
  105. 4:05like
  106. 4:05>> it was meant to be ironic?
  107. 4:06>> Thank you.
  108. 4:07>> I was confused, too.
  109. 4:09>> Can we just shut this up? [ __ ] Not even
  110. 4:11funny no more. Good, cuz that whole bit
  111. 4:14was [snorts] dragging anyway. Now,
  112. 4:17where's that man? So we can start.
  113. 4:19>> Oh, you miss me, huh? Don't worry, I'm
  114. 4:21here.
  115. 4:22>> Uh, no. Nobody miss you, [ __ ]
  116. 4:25>> Just as feisty as ever, huh? And damn,
  117. 4:27you get thicker or something. I'm
  118. 4:29tripping.
  119. 4:29>> Go.
  120. 4:30>> Now, I know y'all ain't used to spending
  121. 4:31checks on y'all in Kyoto. So, I had to
  122. 4:33get y'all something nice. And for my
  123. 4:35students, I got something even more
  124. 4:37special. I'm dead, honey. I ain't dead,
  125. 4:40homie. It's your dad, homie. Eugi,
  126. 4:44am tough crowd.
  127. 4:46>> THAT LITTLE CRY ALIVE.
  128. 4:48>> You clearly not blind, old [ __ ] But
  129. 4:50since that news didn't give your dusty
  130. 4:52ass a heart attack, just know cardiac
  131. 4:54arrest going to be the easy way out if
  132. 4:56your social security hoarding ass even
  133. 4:59thinks about trying my young [ __ ]
  134. 5:01How'd that sound?
  135. 5:03God damn, C. Anyway, see y at the
  136. 5:05starting line.
  137. 5:06>> I want THAT [ __ ] DEAD. THAT I tell you.
  138. 5:09>> So I can Swiss cheese his ass.
  139. 5:11>> I don't care how you do it. I just need
  140. 5:13it done.
  141. 5:13>> You could just jump his ass. Get him out
  142. 5:15of here quick. No fuss.
  143. 5:16>> I said I don't care. Just kill that
  144. 5:19[ __ ] And don't worry about Gojo
  145. 5:22either. I'll make sure.
  146. 5:23>> AND THIS SOME [ __ ] I'M OUT this
  147. 5:26[ __ ] You can't just leave while the
  148. 5:28old man talking. Rude ass.
  149. 5:29>> Man, he ain't talking about [ __ ]
  150. 5:31important. My baby mama just text me
  151. 5:33talking about she ain't heat. She said I
  152. 5:35got a t-shirt and no draws on. I got 5
  153. 5:38minutes to make it across town ON FEET,
  154. 5:42SO I GOT TO GO.
  155. 5:43>> WE TALKING ABOUT SLIDING and you worry
  156. 5:45about [ __ ]
  157. 5:46>> Let me tell you something. Ain't none of
  158. 5:48y'all real bangers. Y'all can't hang
  159. 5:50with it that really put that [ __ ] on.
  160. 5:52And clearly y'all ain't no real eaters
  161. 5:55either. Y'all don't yearn like I yearn.
  162. 5:57Now I got to go tossed amongst yselves.
  163. 6:03>> I'm down for the jumping idea if that's
  164. 6:06still a thing. You know I meant it when
  165. 6:08I said you was looking thicker, right?
  166. 6:10When you going to stop playing with me?
  167. 6:11I need that old thing back.
  168. 6:13>> You do this every exchange event. You
  169. 6:15see me drop some [ __ ] line. We [ __ ]
  170. 6:18around for like 2 months and then radio
  171. 6:21silence. I'm worth more than that.
  172. 6:23>> How about this? I book a night for two.
  173. 6:26It's somewhere so expensive we got to
  174. 6:29fall in love to justify it. Then we
  175. 6:31share a five-star dinner in front of a
  176. 6:33view neither one of us has seen. Then we
  177. 6:36let a bottle of sake remind us why we
  178. 6:38keep coming back for more.
  179. 6:39>> They know we can hear them, right?
  180. 6:40>> I don't know. Sautu, you going to eat it
  181. 6:43like you used to?
  182. 6:43>> Y'all saying that [ __ ] IN THE MIC.
  183. 6:45>> EVERYBODY CAN HEAR YOU.
  184. 6:46>> THEY CAN WHAT?
  185. 6:47>> Y
  186. 6:49>> excuse us. Technical difficulties.
  187. 6:53>> Now, with all that said,
  188. 6:55>> let the exchange event begin.
  189. 7:00>> But we going to act like that ain't
  190. 7:01happening.
  191. 7:01>> Stop worrying about it. Shit's about to
  192. 7:03get WICKED REAL QUICK.
  193. 7:06>> [screaming]
  194. 7:08>> BAG CHASERS HERE WHO GOT BREAD on their
  195. 7:10head.
  196. 7:10>> YOU NEED THAT GUN? NOW MAKE A MOVE.
  197. 7:13>> Is Eugi going to be all right?
  198. 7:15>> Ain't my problem, [ __ ] We getting
  199. 7:16active.
  200. 7:17>> What is you like 69? Your big ass should
  201. 7:20be hooping.
  202. 7:20>> Actually, I'm 67. Streets needed A LOCK
  203. 7:23DOWN DEFENDER. Rebound off the pass and
  204. 7:28the
  205. 7:30Oh, he died.
  206. 7:34Father, why these hands you bless me
  207. 7:36with turn out to be nothing more than a
  208. 7:38curse? [ __ ] try to hang with me and
  209. 7:40bang with me and only end up in the
  210. 7:42hearse. It ain't a trapper alive that I
  211. 7:46[ __ ] you ain't die,
  212. 7:47>> [ __ ] Is you trying to kill me, C? Who
  213. 7:49just get to stomping [ __ ] LIKE THEY
  214. 7:51AIN'T GOT NO HOME TRAINING? IS YOU
  215. 7:53CRAZY? NO, IT'S COOL CUZ NOW I'M REALLY
  216. 7:56ABOUT TO BEAT YOUR ASS.
  217. 7:57>> WHOA, HOLD ON. Before we can go any
  218. 7:59further, I got to ask this one question.
  219. 8:02What kind of [ __ ] you like, [ __ ]
  220. 8:05>> Am I hearing you right, C? Or is the CTE
  221. 8:08talking?
  222. 8:08>> My fault. Your hearing probably [ __ ]
  223. 8:10up from the stumps. What kind of [ __ ]
  224. 8:12you like, [ __ ]
  225. 8:14>> I feel like I given this answer before,
  226. 8:16cuz and got in trouble for the [ __ ]
  227. 8:18>> [ __ ] Answer the question.
  228. 8:20>> Well, cuz I guess I'll say I like a tall
  229. 8:22[ __ ] with a big old ghetto booty. Like
  230. 8:25exactly E, a Grammy award-winning
  231. 8:28artist, Megan Stallion.
  232. 8:31Boy, he just like [music] me for real. I
  233. 8:34never thought I'd meet twin, but I met
  234. 8:36him today.
  235. 8:37>> Cuz you cool, HUH? WHAT YOU [ __ ]
  236. 8:40DOING?
  237. 8:43IS HE trying to cut a grip,
  238. 8:46man? How many of y'all is it?
  239. 8:48>> We really don't do [ __ ] but jump [ __ ]
  240. 8:50huh? C,
  241. 8:51>> you surrounded, [ __ ] Ain't nowhere to
  242. 8:53go, huh? TOTO, WHAT THE [ __ ]
  243. 8:56>> AIN'T NOBODY FOR THEM BACK door twin,
  244. 8:58>> [ __ ] We all got the same goal. Why you
  245. 9:00acting like this?
  246. 9:01>> If you value anything about breathing,
  247. 9:04then your goal is to be the [ __ ] out my
  248. 9:06way,
  249. 9:07>> man. Whatever.
  250. 9:08>> Now, twin, back to trapping and banging
  251. 9:11like the real OG's before us.
  252. 9:13>> Man, that [ __ ] crazy.
  253. 9:15>> GET HER ASS. [screaming]
  254. 9:17>> SURPRISE, [ __ ]
  255. 9:18>> WELL, then back to the ones.
  256. 9:20>> Gun to your head.
  257. 9:21>> Wait, WHAT?
  258. 9:24>> Oh [screaming] [ __ ]
  259. 9:26>> Now look at that.
  260. 9:27>> I thought you never lose a gun to your
  261. 9:29head. I guess even the king got to take
  262. 9:31a L at some point. Better luck next
  263. 9:33time, panda. Ha ha ha. [ __ ] I ain't
  264. 9:38lose [ __ ] PLAY THE [ __ ] GAME, RIGHT?
  265. 9:41You say gun to your head, then you give
  266. 9:44me my challenge. Now do that [ __ ] over,
  267. 9:46[ __ ] I ain't tell what it's GOING TO
  268. 9:47BE. AND DON'T WASTE my time. You better
  269. 9:50do it right. [ __ ] it's big. Make a
  270. 9:52maru. It don't matter how I play, you
  271. 9:54going to lose regardless. NOW GUN TO
  272. 9:56YOUR HEAD. AIN'T NO RICH HOMIE QUAN
  273. 9:59SONG.
  274. 10:03SEE, YOU DIDN'T SAY [ __ ] THAT LOOKS
  275. 10:05LIKE ANOTHER L. [ __ ] it's called A
  276. 10:07MOMENT OF SILENCE. WE JUST LOST THAT
  277. 10:09[ __ ] WAIT, WHAT? [ __ ] naming a song. I
  278. 10:11knew you was one better. The difference
  279. 10:13between me and you.
  280. 10:19The difference between me.
  281. 10:24[screaming]
  282. 10:25man.
  283. 10:26THE DIFFERENCE IS BETWEEN YOU AND I
  284. 10:29WOULD NEVER I WOULD NEVER TRUST HER IF
  285. 10:32SHE TELL ME THAT THE DIFFERENCE IS
  286. 10:34between me and you is I'mma go get a
  287. 10:37pandas. I swear like I go get a pandas.
  288. 10:41WHAT THE [ __ ] YOU BE ON, BRO? You the
  289. 10:43one that tried my king title, so you
  290. 10:46deserve this. Yeah, I'mma kill this
  291. 10:48[ __ ]
  292. 10:53>> [ __ ] Bet you CUT THROUGH THE KNOT,
  293. 10:55[ __ ] SHOW ME SO YOU
  294. 10:58GET UP. I didn't even hit you that hard.
  295. 11:03>> Oh my god,
  296. 11:05>> [ __ ] I'LL SAVE YOU.
  297. 11:07>> I got to do something or this [ __ ]
  298. 11:09going to kill me. Quick, draw. THAT'S
  299. 11:12WHAT I LIKE TO SEE. FIGHT BACK.
  300. 11:14>> OH MY GOD, THIS [ __ ] CRAZY.
  301. 11:16>> AIN'T YOU [ __ ] LET'S DIE.
  302. 11:20>> I'M alive
  303. 11:20>> now. What was you supposed to do with
  304. 11:22this? Cut a [ __ ]
  305. 11:25>> Rest in peace, gang.
  306. 11:28Bandit in this [ __ ] [music] BANDIT
  307. 11:37pull up on YOUR
  308. 11:42[ __ ] pull up on YOUR
  309. 11:48[ __ ]
  310. 11:50GIRLS. What I smoke, [ __ ]
  311. 11:54Damn.
  312. 11:55>> If I pull the REAL HIM OUT, I CAN KILL
  313. 11:58YOU, [ __ ] YOU FURRY [screaming] ASS
  314. 12:00WITCH. [ __ ] YOU COULD NEVER HANG WITH
  315. 12:05>> I owed you that one, [ __ ] You so lucky
  316. 12:08I got that [ __ ] on me. You would have
  317. 12:09been done for. Now, which one of these
  318. 12:11loser [ __ ] we taking out next?
  319. 12:13>> Put that phone down so you can get your
  320. 12:15ass beat.
  321. 12:16>> Let me call you back. I thought you'd
  322. 12:18never pull up. Let's get straight to it
  323. 12:20then, [ __ ] gun to your head.
  324. 12:22>> You know I don't play these dumbass
  325. 12:23games with you. Name five Missy Elliot
  326. 12:26song. [ __ ] DON'T ACT DOWN. IT'S BEEN A
  327. 12:29KO BANGS VERSE INSTEAD OF H. STOP
  328. 12:32PLAYING WITH ME. HONESTLY, I'm not the
  329. 12:34biggest fan of gun to your head. I
  330. 12:36rather go banan for band and tell a
  331. 12:38broke [ __ ] to get his paper up. But the
  332. 12:40fact that Ma can say gun to your head
  333. 12:42and change [music] her topics until she
  334. 12:43got a reload, I'm not going to lie, this
  335. 12:46[ __ ] kind of cold.
  336. 12:48>> Nah, it ain't over, little blind [ __ ]
  337. 12:50Gun to your head. SPIT A HONEY COCAINE
  338. 12:52BARK. NAME FIVE IGGY AELIA SONG. SMASH
  339. 12:55B. NOW WHO?
  340. 12:57>> A [ __ ] FROM YOUNG MONEY. NOW NAME ME
  341. 12:59FIVE CEREALS. H. SHE'S only got one
  342. 13:02bullet left. Let me flex on this [ __ ]
  343. 13:05SPIT ON NICKI MINAJ FIRST. THAT AIN'T
  344. 13:07MONSTER.
  345. 13:10I told you I'm NOT PLAYING THIS [ __ ]
  346. 13:13YOU CHEATING. YOU YOU CAN'T CATCH THE
  347. 13:15BULLET. [screaming]
  348. 13:15>> SHUT UP.
  349. 13:18LOOKS like Yoda only got room for one
  350. 13:20real shooter, huh?
  351. 13:21>> You talking all that [ __ ] but you still
  352. 13:23over there fighting for your life.
  353. 13:25>> I literally haven't broken a sweat.
  354. 13:26Anyway, ain't you a blood user?
  355. 13:28Shouldn't you be settling with Yuji or
  356. 13:30something?
  357. 13:31>> [ __ ] is my heritage a joke to you? How
  358. 13:33dare you treat my family treasure like
  359. 13:35it's some LA Fitness beef.
  360. 13:37>> Whatever blood.
  361. 13:39>> I see that under your skin. YOU THROWING
  362. 13:41A TANTRUM OVER THERE, BUDDY.
  363. 13:44SINCE we playing about family
  364. 13:46techniques, why you [music] ain't
  365. 13:47throwing out one of them shadow sets yet
  366. 13:49with [ __ ] for the word [ __ ] Let's die.
  367. 13:55That ain't either, [ __ ] Blood
  368. 13:58manipulation ass [ __ ] got to use blood.
  369. 14:00>> [ __ ] all that. I'm on your ass now.
  370. 14:08>> And on that note, we fly.
  371. 14:11>> Oh, I love back door [ __ ] What the
  372. 14:14hell? Well, damn.
  373. 14:18>> What the hell are you even supposed to
  374. 14:20be? Like, I assume you a plant, but then
  375. 14:23you got like abs and [ __ ] Like, what?
  376. 14:27>> We can get in just fine. What does that
  377. 14:30mean?
  378. 14:30>> Oh, it's got to be a veil of protection
  379. 14:33against real [ __ ] with a bunch of
  380. 14:34paper. Now, regular check having brokies
  381. 14:37like yourselves will be able to move
  382. 14:39around freely. But you see me, I'm
  383. 14:41breaded up like a mozzarella stick. So,
  384. 14:43I ain't never going to be able to get in
  385. 14:45that [ __ ]
  386. 14:47>> Oh, y'all running like SOME [ __ ]
  387. 14:49DON'T STACK ON THE [ __ ]
  388. 14:50>> OH, I GOT SOME ROSES for [music] you.
  389. 14:52>> Hot
  390. 14:55monkey. Don't do it. You going to hurt
  391. 14:56yourself,
  392. 14:58[ __ ]
  393. 15:01>> Oh, YOU RAGGEDY [ __ ]
  394. 15:02>> SURPRISE, [ __ ] [ __ ] OUT OF HERE.
  395. 15:04FOLLOW UP.
  396. 15:05Don't tell me that's all you [ __ ]
  397. 15:06[ __ ] got. [ __ ] please. [ __ ]
  398. 15:11[music] Hey, that [ __ ] hit hard. And I
  399. 15:13ain't done either. CUZ OH,
  400. 15:16>> YEAH. We not [music] doing this [ __ ]
  401. 15:19>> WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY OWN [ __ ] I'MMA DO
  402. 15:21TO YOU.
  403. 15:21>> OH, YOU GOT US [ __ ] UP. YOU [ __ ] ASS
  404. 15:24PLANT. DON'T WORRY. I GOT A LITTLE BOO
  405. 15:26[screaming]
  406. 15:26FOR YOU.
  407. 15:27>> HERE, C.
  408. 15:28>> GIVE ME THE bad [ __ ] You ain't even
  409. 15:30handling it right. Y'all don't NEVER LET
  410. 15:31ME CRASH OUT, MAN. Shut up and take your
  411. 15:33cousin. And don't worry cuz we got this.
  412. 15:36Now
  413. 15:36>> you twin and all and I am a fan of
  414. 15:39jumping [ __ ]
  415. 15:40>> I ain't doing [ __ ] till I see how you
  416. 15:42get down.
  417. 15:42>> SAY LESS TWIN.
  418. 15:44>> [ __ ]
  419. 15:45>> Get that paper right.
  420. 15:46>> Hey twin.
  421. 15:47>> What's happening?
  422. 15:48>> [ __ ] Who the [ __ ] flexes like that?
  423. 15:51Say this [ __ ] how we practice.
  424. 15:53>> You going to get enough of putting your
  425. 15:55hands on me. C.
  426. 15:56>> GET YOUR PAPER. [ __ ]
  427. 15:59>> Just like that.
  428. 16:00>> Was that right, C? The [ __ ] felt right.
  429. 16:03I [ __ ] GO BAD FOR BAD. [ __ ] [ __ ]
  430. 16:05>> AND that's exactly what's supposed to
  431. 16:06happen when you call a [ __ ] broke. For
  432. 16:08real. Final lesson of this twin [ __ ] We
  433. 16:11f to jump this [ __ ]
  434. 16:13>> Y'ALL AIN'T JUMPING [ __ ] WHAT WE
  435. 16:15SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?
  436. 16:16>> AIN'T DO nothing but make it easy to run
  437. 16:18down on them from up here.
  438. 16:21[screaming]
  439. 16:23>> THIS [ __ ] AIN'T OVER. WE GOT SOMETHING
  440. 16:25FOR YOU. [ __ ] WE HIGH UP,
  441. 16:27>> [ __ ] You got me, twin. Yeah, twin.
  442. 16:30Are both these [ __ ] just stupid?
  443. 16:34God damn.
  444. 16:36KNOW YOU [ __ ] ASS SORCERERS DONE
  445. 16:37ALREADY. BUT YOU MUST KNOW ME WHEN WE
  446. 16:40SAY I'M FIGHT [ __ ]
  447. 16:41>> When we see you, we bleed you.
  448. 16:44>> Oh god,
  449. 16:45>> [ __ ] [music] Don't forget you getting
  450. 16:47>> I'm getting wet.
  451. 16:50[screaming]
  452. 16:52[groaning]
  453. 16:53>> You good?
  454. 16:58>> What the hell? And they call me
  455. 16:59slipping. So I hit my cursor technique,
  456. 17:02the electric slide.
  457. 17:06>> HOW WE SLIDE.
  458. 17:07>> IT'S ELECTRIC.
  459. 17:09[music]
  460. 17:14[music]
  461. 17:21LOOK, you don't just decide to throw a
  462. 17:23black flash. That kind of flex calls out
  463. 17:26to you. It's damn near spiritual. But I
  464. 17:28ain't going to lie, it ain't a better
  465. 17:31feeling in this world than telling a
  466. 17:33[ __ ] to get his paper up. Look, I don't
  467. 17:35like to brag, but I had to throw four of
  468. 17:37them [ __ ] out once. Cuz sometimes you
  469. 17:40just got to look a [ __ ] [ __ ] in the
  470. 17:41eyes and tell him, "Get your paper."
  471. 17:46>> WHY YOU RUNNING? [ __ ] YOU. NAH, THIS
  472. 17:48[ __ ] AIN'T OVER, [ __ ]
  473. 17:50>> GET YOUR BACK.
  474. 17:53>> ENOUGH OF THIS JUMPING [ __ ] I SAID
  475. 17:55[screaming] GO BAD FOR BAD. AND NOW
  476. 17:57EVERYBODY IN THIS [ __ ] GOING TO LOSE A
  477. 17:59[ __ ] LIFE. [screaming] HUH? WHO
  478. 18:02that jumping out the sky? C. Gojo c ban
  479. 18:06for band.
  480. 18:08>> Well, time to go. Gojo c. How you get up
  481. 18:11there, Gojo?
  482. 18:14I can't even show what I'm about to do
  483. 18:15to you on screen. That'd be easy, man.
  484. 18:18>> Where you think you going?
  485. 18:19>> Nah, back up.
  486. 18:20>> What you mean, cuz?
  487. 18:21>> First you got paper technique, honey
  488. 18:23band blue. That's the bands coming in.
  489. 18:26Then you add in reverse paper technique,
  490. 18:28Louis Vuitton red. That's the bands
  491. 18:30bleeding out. But when [ __ ] see you
  492. 18:33spending [music] as much as you
  493. 18:34stacking, you got A STRAP
  494. 18:37HOLO TIP.
  495. 18:42GODAMN. Gojo cut. [ __ ] My bad.
  496. 18:47>> God damn, [ __ ] What happened? M. They
  497. 18:53>> They jumped you, huh?
  498. 18:54>> They jumped me, dog.
  499. 18:56>> I already know. Come on. Let's get you.
  500. 18:59Don't worry. You rest up for a couple
  501. 19:01weeks, you going to be good as new. Then
  502. 19:05we going to pull back up on them
  503. 19:06[ __ ] Uh-huh. AND BLAM THEY ASS ON
  504. 19:09SOME REAL [ __ ] [ __ ]
  505. 19:17What's happening y'all? It's Rab. Let me
  506. 19:19start this off by saying happy new year
  507. 19:21everyone. And that concludes season 1 of
  508. 19:23Hood JJK. If you watch Shibia Incident
  509. 19:26after this, it should line up perfect.
  510. 19:28Now, I know there's a lot in season 1 we
  511. 19:30didn't use like the baseball episode and
  512. 19:33Boso's brothers, all that type of stuff.
  513. 19:35So, we will have some bonus season 1
  514. 19:37videos exclusively on Patreon later this
  515. 19:40year. But till then, the team's prepping
  516. 19:42for the Culling game, so be on the
  517. 19:44lookout. But it's back to the lab
  518. 19:46because we got plenty in store for 2026.
  519. 19:49So till next time, turn me up.

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