Hood JJK Execution: Yuji Cuh vs Daddy Yuta — Transcript

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1. 0:00Need something else kind? If not, get to
2. 0:02stepping. TALKING TO YOU DON'T TREAT YOU
3. 0:05LIKE THE YOU LOOK LIKE ON THE GUYS YOU
4. 0:07SAW. WE
5. 0:09LADIES DONE ALREADY CUZ I GOT ALL DAY.
6. 0:11NOW WHO'S STEPPING UP NEXT?
7. 0:20The following content is a fan created
8. 0:22parody. I do not possess any rights to
9. 0:24the anime or manga of Jiujutsu Kaizen.
10. 0:27Kindly show your support by accessing
11. 0:30the official release
12. 0:39now. Why would I want to hear anything
13. 0:40about that [ __ ]
14. 0:41>> I mean, she's your cousin
15. 0:43>> and all she ever did was barely lift a
16. 0:45blade. Hopefully, her extra crispy ass
17. 0:47can heal up and finally hit the blade
18. 0:49this time. Make this family some money
19. 0:50like she been supposed to.
20. 0:52>> Sir, from what I heard, she's physically
21. 0:54fine. It's mostly just scars across our
22. 0:58body.
23. 0:58>> Scars across the body. Hm. Sound like
24. 1:00that link dropping soon.
25. 1:01>> Sir, that's not
26. 1:03>> Save it.
27. 1:04>> Damn, [ __ ] What took you so long?
28. 1:05>> You bet the [ __ ] better stop nagging
29. 1:07me. Acting like some females. Y'all on
30. 1:10my time. Close that door. I got to have
31. 1:12a family meeting with my big sisters.
32. 1:14I'll assume y'all here to grieve
33. 1:15together as siblings or whatever this
34. 1:18is. But y'all know this clan and every
35. 1:20coin it's got is going straight to me.
36. 1:21>> SHUT YOUR [ __ ] ASS UP.
37. 1:24NOW look at you leading with emotion
38. 1:26like a bunch of [ __ ]
39. 1:28>> Ding dong, your daddy's dead.
40. 1:30>> [ __ ] you cool.
41. 1:33>> The old man entrusted me with his will
42. 1:36and it reads as thus. Unfortunately, my
43. 1:39firstborn sons was some [ __ ] So the
44. 1:42new head of the Zening clan will be my
45. 1:45brilliant baby boy. Now your Zeni. He
46. 1:48and he alone shall inherit the vast
47. 1:51rebuilt Zenin fortune. rags, riches,
48. 1:54and/or [ __ ] that come WITH IT.
49. 1:57>> OH, [ __ ] ON THE GAS. I'M BREADED UP.
50. 1:59>> HOWEVER, IF the young rich Gojo is dead,
51. 2:02locked up, bankrupt, and/or broke, the
52. 2:05broke [ __ ] Toji Crash out clause will
53. 2:08be reig and his son Megum will be named
54. 2:11the head of the Zening clan, inheriting
55. 2:13the rebuilt fortune, rags, riches,
56. 2:16and/or [ __ ] that come with it. THAT'S
57. 2:18SOME [ __ ] [ __ ] BECAUSE NEPO
58. 2:21BABY GOT THROWN IN JAIL. THAT CRYBABY
59. 2:23CRASHED OUT AGAINST MY BIRTHRIGHT. WHERE
60. 2:26THE IS MAG [screaming] RIGHT NOW?
61. 2:27>> I BELIEVE HE'S with you, Jica.
62. 2:29>> Oh, the gang banging [ __ ] with the bag
63. 2:31on his head. Let me go ahead and kill
64. 2:33two birds with one stone real quick.
65. 2:34Double my bag up,
66. 2:36>> sir.
67. 2:36>> [ __ ] stop flapping them gums and get
68. 2:37the double not in my [ __ ] I got baiters
69. 2:39to beat on.
70. 2:41[music]
71. 2:47>> [music]
72. 2:52[music]
73. 2:58[music]
74. 3:02>> Hello. You have a collect call from the
75. 3:05Shabuya County Prison Realm Correctional
76. 3:07Center. To accept this call, say yes or
77. 3:10press one.
78. 3:12>> So is me, huh?
79. 3:14>> Told you good. You good,
80. 3:15>> [ __ ] I'm locked up. What you think?
81. 3:17>> Don't be like that, C. I've been OUT
82. 3:19HERE GETTING ACTIVE.
83. 3:20>> PARKOUR, CUDDISH
84. 3:23[screaming]
85. 3:25on [ __ ]
86. 3:26>> I ain't going to lie, though. The
87. 3:27streets ain't the same without you. It's
88. 3:29going through calorie friends. What kind
89. 3:32of offbrand [ __ ] Where the neutrors at,
90. 3:34cut? But none of that matters cuz I'mma
91. 3:36beat every [music] ass I see till you
92. 3:40home free. Gojo c you about to use up
93. 3:43all my jail minute.
94. 3:44>> My bad, C. Just know we out here yelling
95. 3:46free gojo till it's backwards. [music]
96. 3:49>> Hey blood, what that free gojo till it's
97. 3:51backwards [ __ ] mean? I ain't never
98. 3:53understood that [ __ ] blood.
99. 3:54>> It just means we saying free gojo till
100. 3:57gojo free. Real easy concept, C.
101. 4:00>> Hey, you ain't got to say it like I'm
102. 4:02stupid or something, Blood. I'm still
103. 4:03your big brother.
104. 4:04>> You going to keep spamming that [ __ ]
105. 4:05huh? Cuz
106. 4:08come on, C. COME ON, C.
107. 4:11>> YEAH, BLOOD.
108. 4:14>> I'm C. Look here, blood. Watch who you
109. 4:16talking to.
110. 4:19>> Your old ass lucky I'm here. Almost got
111. 4:21your head knocked off your shoulders, C.
112. 4:23>> I don't care about none of that. I'm
113. 4:24still the big brother, Blood.
114. 4:26>> Can you say anything else, C?
115. 4:27>> Hey, crib, [ __ ] You seen my cousin?
116. 4:30>> Who the hell are you, C?
117. 4:31>> Keep that C [ __ ] to yourself, gang
118. 4:33banger. Now, you seen my cousin or not,
119. 4:35>> [ __ ] I don't know you. Why would I
120. 4:38know who YOUR COUSIN IS?
121. 4:39>> ME? [ __ ] ASS.
122. 4:40>> OH, MEG. That's my dog. But no, I ain't
123. 4:43seen that [ __ ] cuz you ain't no [ __ ]
124. 4:45hell. How about the [ __ ] with the bun
125. 4:47buns? You seen my cousin woman? What you
126. 4:49say, blood? [ __ ] you a man. What's
127. 4:51with the bun buns then? You look like a
128. 4:53[ __ ] Do you need something else, K? If
129. 4:55not, GET TO STEPPING. [ __ ] YOU TALKING
130. 4:58TO? GET TREAT YOU LIKE THE [ __ ] YOU
131. 5:00LOOK LIKE ON THE GUYS YOU SAW. WE
132. 5:04LADIES DONE ALREADY CUZ I GOT ALL DAY
133. 5:06NOW. WHO'S STEPPING UP NEXT? HEY, you
134. 5:09hear that [ __ ]
135. 5:11ass.
136. 5:15[music]
137. 5:15>> Now what's got you hoes acting out? Cuz
138. 5:18I'll slap everybody in this [ __ ]
139. 5:21>> Who cut with the zesty stadi?
140. 5:24You got money on your head and daddyas
141. 5:27come to collect.
142. 5:28>> [ __ ] who?
143. 5:31>> Anybody trying to stop my bag getting
144. 5:34put in one?
145. 5:34>> Oh there big dog. Alpha the alpha. I'm
146. 5:37not even trying to be in your way. I
147. 5:38already know the infamous Duda already
148. 5:40claimed a bag on this dumbass
149. 5:42gangbanger.
150. 5:42>> Blood slobbing on it, ain't it?
151. 5:44>> Yeah, homies. I was going to say the
152. 5:46same [ __ ] So if you know all that, why
153. 5:48you in my business? Hey, I was just
154. 5:50softening them up for you boss.
155. 5:51>> Cuz scared as ain't he?
156. 5:53>> Blood. I'm saying
157. 5:54>> I don't give a about [ __ ] you talking.
158. 5:56>> Hey blood, I'mma blow this [ __ ] and you
159. 5:59get gone before Pimp Lucia's ass can
160. 6:01even figure out what happened.
161. 6:02>> Are you crazy?
162. 6:03>> On three blood.
163. 6:04>> My bad man. My bad. How about I get out
164. 6:07your way? They all YOURSO
165. 6:10man move [ __ ] ass bait
166. 6:12>> man. What's your problem blood?
167. 6:13>> You ending every sentence with blood and
168. 6:15you like what? 30 or some [ __ ]
169. 6:17>> I'm 150
170. 6:18>> and still gang banging grown man by the
171. 6:21way. Go start a family or something
172. 6:22[ __ ]
173. 6:23>> Mhm. Now say my [ __ ] name.
174. 6:28Get off me, Cub. [music]
175. 6:30[ __ ] I'm a thug. I ain't calling no
176. 6:32grown man daddies. Then you're screaming
177. 6:34LIKE A HOE. [music] WORRY ABOUT CUTTING
178. 6:36[ __ ] cu [ __ ] got it sword for the
179. 6:38fashion. What you say?
180. 6:41Say it again. What's all that hot [ __ ]
181. 6:44you was talking?
182. 6:46I [ __ ] WHO HIT HARD BACK, [ __ ] [ __ ]
183. 6:50BACK. I KNOW YOU BEAT ME BLOOD,
184. 6:54[music]
185. 6:55little [ __ ]
186. 6:57>> Is you done with them love taps blood? I
187. 7:01barely felt a thing.
188. 7:02>> DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT, [ __ ]
189. 7:04COUNTER. [screaming] IT'S OVER, BLOOD. A
190. 7:07[ __ ] YOU STAB ME, BLOOD.
191. 7:10>> YES, SLOW ASS. Last time I checked,
192. 7:12that's what knives are made for, [ __ ]
193. 7:14Let's make this simple. You reach, I
194. 7:17teach. You talking heavy, but ain't that
195. 7:19[ __ ] all night, sir?
196. 7:21>> You think you untouchable, little [ __ ]
197. 7:23You ain't [ __ ] but a walking price tag.
198. 7:25>> On the dead, homies. You going to have
199. 7:26to take my life for that [ __ ]
200. 7:28>> [ __ ] your dead homies. A bag on your
201. 7:30head sound like a bag in my pocket.
202. 7:33Don't make a mood in C. Oh, SO WE
203. 7:36RUNNING THAT PARKOUR KO THROWING CAR.
204. 7:39Ain't no more running [ __ ] [ __ ] IT'S
205. 7:43COOL. I GOT something for you. Cheap ass
206. 7:45lane.
207. 7:45>> What you say?
208. 7:46>> Touche ho. Enough talking. Ra [music]
209. 7:49baby, handle my lightweight. Oh god, WE
210. 7:52DONE TALKING NOW. MAKE A MOVE.
211. 7:55RA, hold him down.
212. 7:57>> Okay,
213. 7:58>> now I'mma say this one more time. Say my
214. 8:02name, [ __ ]
215. 8:03>> I'm not saying that [ __ ] Cut. You
216. 8:05cheated. YOU BROUGHT YOUR BABY MAMA IN
217. 8:07THIS.
218. 8:07>> WRONG ANSWER.
219. 8:10>> [ __ ] love the buns. Blood. You got to
220. 8:12let that [ __ ] go.
221. 8:14>> Oh, you one of them pandering ass female
222. 8:16centered [ __ ] My brother's the same
223. 8:18way. Weak-minded asses.
224. 8:20>> Who I'm supposed to pander to? [ __ ]
225. 8:22Do you hear yourself blood?
226. 8:24>> You [ __ ] and nag just like them [ __ ]
227. 8:26too.
228. 8:27>> Hey, that's supposed to be your blood.
229. 8:28You hate your brothers or something?
230. 8:30>> Hell yeah. Them old [ __ ] let a young
231. 8:32alpha come in and outshine them. If you
232. 8:34older and still behind me, you ain't no
233. 8:36family of mine. Any high value man would
234. 8:38say the same.
235. 8:38>> No, I ain't the type to be negative
236. 8:40about my blood. Blood blood the building
237. 8:42blocks of what makes you you, Blood. And
238. 8:44I ain't talking about that [ __ ] in your
239. 8:45veins either, blood. I'm talking about
240. 8:47your brothers, your buzzins, all your
241. 8:50Ben folk. Boso been round the block and
242. 8:53made plenty mistakes, blood. But my
243. 8:55brothers, my blood, they'll never have
244. 8:58to bump their heads like [music] Bo did.
245. 9:00And that's what blood for. Blood.
246. 9:02>> The [ __ ] are you yapping about?
247. 9:04>> My blood.
248. 9:13>> You raggedy BUN BUN WEARING [ __ ] THIS
249. 9:16[ __ ] GOT IN MY MOUTH.
250. 9:17>> DON'T EVEN worry about it, blood. Dead
251. 9:20[ __ ] don't got taste buds. Huh?
252. 9:23>> [ __ ] out my way. Now I went and handled
253. 9:25business, but you in here with your ass
254. 9:27tooted in the air. That don't feel
255. 9:29crazy,
256. 9:30>> man. Chill on me. You act like I'm doing
257. 9:31this [ __ ] on purpose.
258. 9:32>> I'm just saying as a man couldn't let
259. 9:34that [ __ ] happen to me.
260. 9:41Real?
261. 9:42What the hell happened, C? Oh, thank
262. 9:44God, boy. I thought you was gone for
263. 9:47good. Thank God, [ __ ] You the reason I
264. 9:50died.
265. 9:50>> Look here. The higherups put a crazy bag
266. 9:53on your head. And if I didn't step in,
267. 9:56who knows who would have came to
268. 9:57collect. Oh, so you faked my death. Oh,
269. 10:00thank God. I had a dream that [ __ ]
270. 10:03Hollow was real and they play way too
271. 10:06much new dog up there, C. It wasn't
272. 10:08nothing fake about it, [ __ ] You was
273. 10:10dead for real. What' you say, cuz? I
274. 10:12ain't missing out on no free bag. I've
275. 10:14been to the bank and back before you
276. 10:16woke up. Damn, C.
277. 10:17>> Eugi, I've been looking everywhere for
278. 10:19your ass, bro. Come on, [ __ ] I need
279. 10:21your help.
280. 10:21>> Pam me, use your words, [ __ ] You ain't
281. 10:24just going to grab me up like no child.
282. 10:26>> My bad, bro. I'm just panicking right
283. 10:28now. I wake up in the hospital after the
284. 10:30function and somehow I'm the head of the
285. 10:32Zen clan now. Then my daddy died in the
286. 10:34middle of all that [ __ ] And now
287. 10:36>> Oh, your pops passed for real this time.
288. 10:38Oh, I'm so sorry for your lost cut. Rest
289. 10:41up, big toe.
290. 10:42>> No, [ __ ] that's not the problem. The
291. 10:45problem is he's STILL [ __ ] HERE.
292. 10:47>> WHAT YOU MEAN, [ __ ]
293. 10:49>> Ever since they told me about how much
294. 10:50bread I got now, THIS [ __ ] WON'T GET
295. 10:53OUT MY HEAD.
296. 10:54>> DAMN. I CAN'T BE proud of you, son. Just
297. 10:56think about how much we up right now,
298. 10:59[ __ ] WE RICH. We ain't [ __ ] YOU DEAD.
299. 11:03>> You okay over there? Cut.
300. 11:04>> You telling me YOU CAN'T HEAR HIM?
301. 11:06>> We going to take out $100k,000.
302. 11:08Put it on the first win of the Super
303. 11:09Bowl. It's going to be plus 4,000.
304. 11:11Parlay going to hit for a million
305. 11:13billion. I ain't never missed on the
306. 11:15parlay.
307. 11:15>> GET OUT OF [screaming] MY HEAD.
308. 11:17>> OH YEAH.
309. 11:18>> Uh Udica, don't look at me. We got
310. 11:21bigger [ __ ] to deal with than some old
311. 11:23dad [ __ ] It's still my daddy, bro.
312. 11:25>> The culling game about to start. The
313. 11:27what kind? Save your questions cuz
314. 11:29before all this [ __ ] start, we got
315. 11:32to chop it up with the OG over at Oblak.
316. 11:34The problem is don't nobody know how to
317. 11:37get to Oblak. Well, let's figure this
318. 11:39[ __ ] out then, C. But before we get
319. 11:41started, I got to ask man, what's going
320. 11:44on with the bar?
321. 11:47For sure, cut. For sure.
322. 11:49>> I ain't never heard of the bowling
323. 11:50gangs, but I know where Oblak is, blood.
324. 11:52I got dead brothers buried up there.
325. 11:54>> Bro, did you just spawn? C, you can't be
326. 11:57doing that.
327. 11:57>> [ __ ] My bad, boy.
328. 11:59>> Anyway, C, I guess we headed to the O.
329. 12:01>> Oh, we going back to the O. Let me grab
330. 12:04my jersey. IT'S CHICAGO, [ __ ]
331. 12:07>> Look who's back from the dead.
332. 12:09>> I can say the same to you. Oh [ __ ] Hey,
333. 12:12Miss Yuki.
334. 12:13>> Yeah. Yeah. Don't you get started.
335. 12:14>> Damn, baby. You good? You had me worried
336. 12:17sick.
337. 12:17>> Worried? Hm. Been playing passport bros
338. 12:20with Miguel for half a year. But somehow
339. 12:22you worried about me.
340. 12:24>> Wait, baby. I was in the motherland
341. 12:25getting connected to my roots.
342. 12:27>> Ain't no cell service in the motherland,
343. 12:29[ __ ]
344. 12:29>> Yeah, baby. But
345. 12:30>> my [ __ ] phone can't tell.
346. 12:32>> Oh, young love. I miss talking to my
347. 12:35favorite [ __ ] Crazy.
348. 12:36>> Bro, can we get started already? All
349. 12:37right, blood. Once we hit the bar, I
350. 12:40need an Italian beer, extra peppers,
351. 12:42extra dip. After that, we go pay
352. 12:44respects to my brothers. Then we figure
353. 12:47out where y'all OG's stay. Any
354. 12:49questions, Blood?
355. 12:50>> Yeah, that sounds nice or whatever, but
356. 12:52who the [ __ ] are you?
357. 12:54>> Y'all just had to ask. That's my big
358. 12:56brother, K.
359. 12:57>> Yeah, blood.
360. 13:01>> Take all the time you need, K.
361. 13:03>> Rest in peace, Blood.
362. 13:06>> [ __ ] I'm ghost. Told [music] you that
363. 13:08[ __ ] told you. Not broke, [ __ ] Told
364. 13:11you. My son got all the money. Put in
365. 13:13parlays for me. bread when I told you my
366. 13:17hitting funny but they can't put it on
367. 13:19me cuz [music] [ __ ] I'm ghost [ __ ]
368. 13:22shut up my fault I thought you was
369. 13:23[ __ ] with that
370. 13:24>> damn what happened here c
371. 13:26>> yeah meg what happened here
372. 13:28>> don't ask my son [ __ ] a [ __ ] thought
373. 13:30she could get lit with a pill papa so I
374. 13:32left that [ __ ] thoughts on the pavement
375. 13:34they can't hear you
376. 13:36>> wow
377. 13:37>> where this [ __ ] at blood
378. 13:38>> [ __ ] I thought I was tripping
379. 13:40>> so he came here for nothing
380. 13:41>> you see anything miss Yuki
381. 13:43>> I'm sure you can see the same amount
382. 13:44than nothing. I see.
383. 13:45>> My bad, C.
384. 13:47>> So, what we do now?
385. 13:48>> Might as well not waste a trip.
386. 13:50>> Let's hit her or something.
387. 13:52>> Hell yeah.
388. 13:52>> Sounds good to me.
389. 13:53>> I want to see the be.
390. 13:54>> Now, who do we have here? A mil with no
391. 13:57kids, cursed Zen baby, big brother
392. 14:00Blood, an awardwinning Crash Out, Daddy
393. 14:03Uda, the [ __ ] who became Sukuna's
394. 14:05vessel, and Ghost Toji. Oh yeah.
395. 14:16What's happening y'all? It's Rab. I just
396. 14:18want to say I appreciate everybody who's
397. 14:19been rocking with hood JJK. Whether this
398. 14:21your first video or you've been here
399. 14:23since the jump. But real quick, let's
400. 14:25talk about this timeline. So, the next
401. 14:27JJK upload I got planned after this is a
402. 14:30murder Maki and Kilakari double feature.
403. 14:32But then after that, I'm probably just
404. 14:34going to let the season play out and
405. 14:35drop the full arc. We only get 12
406. 14:38episodes, so I gotta work with what I
407. 14:39got, which means it's gonna be a little
408. 14:41time between culling game content, so
409. 14:43y'all got to be patient. But if you need
410. 14:45the early sneak peeks, Patreon gets
411. 14:47clips right as they finish. And if you
412. 14:49want to audition for voice roles, join
413. 14:51the Discord. Both those links are in the
414. 14:53bio. Other than that, just let us cook.
415. 14:56The entire team's locked in, and we
416. 14:58can't wait for y'all to see everything.
417. 15:00Other than that, much love, and as
418. 15:03always, turn me up.