Hood JJK 0: The Tale of Daddy Yuta — Transcript
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- 0:56Daddy, you the You think you a pimp or
- 0:58something, [ __ ] Ain't nobody calling
- 1:00you that [ __ ] Can you get out my face
- 1:01before you get hurt, man? Ain't nobody
- 1:03scared of you and your imaginary baby
- 1:05mama. [ __ ] a ghost [ __ ] She just be
- 1:07scared of me.
- 1:10So y'all put a bag on his head because
- 1:12of a dispute he had with his baby mama.
- 1:15Shouldn't the courts handle that
- 1:18[ __ ] Oh, so his first love died, became
- 1:21a curse, and now he just stuck with her
- 1:24for eternity. Yeah, that still sound
- 1:26like some [ __ ] the court should handle.
- 1:27But don't worry, I got them. I'mma keep
- 1:29them out of
- 1:32trouble. I'd say y'all been patiently
- 1:34waiting, but that'd be a lie because
- 1:36y'all been getting on my damn nerves
- 1:38about it. So, here we go. Introducing
- 1:40Okatsu Yuda. It's Daddy Uda. I'm not
- 1:44calling you that [ __ ] Don't be shy.
- 1:46They've been waiting for you. Okay, then
- 1:48let's do it. What
- 1:52the I like this [ __ ]
- 1:55What is this melody?
- 2:00Show me some money.
- 2:02[ __ ] you cool? You can't just walk in
- 2:05like that little boy. Duchess, do you
- 2:07care about your life? Oh god. But before
- 2:09we back you up, what was that song you
- 2:11was bumping? I need that on the
- 2:13playlist. Swiss leaves. I'd back up off
- 2:15him if I were y'all. His baby mama not
- 2:17going to like that [ __ ] Don't touch my
- 2:20baby. Wait.
- 2:23Y'all done now? Yeah, I thought so. As I
- 2:25said, this is Uda. He's a new member of
- 2:28Ya Squad. That also means y'all need to
- 2:30get familiar with his situation. So, Uda
- 2:34got a childhood crush that died and end
- 2:36up turning into his forever cursed baby
- 2:38mama or some [ __ ] That's not exactly
- 2:40what happened. Yeah, I forgot how the
- 2:41story go, but just don't do too much or
- 2:43she going to pop her [ __ ] Oh, so we're
- 2:45recruiting dead beats now. Nice. Anyway,
- 2:48we got to get Uda up to speed real quick
- 2:50and put him in the field ASAP.
- 2:56You mean you want to throw him in the
- 2:58field right now? You know he not ready?
- 3:00There's no better time than the present.
- 3:02Now make sure he don't get his ass beat.
- 3:04I'm putting his life in your hands in.
- 3:06Stop pulling me though. Hey, hurry this
- 3:08[ __ ] up. There's kids in trouble. All
- 3:10right, then Zen baby. Show me the road.
- 3:12If you call me whatever that [ __ ]
- 3:14was one more time and a bit of baby mama
- 3:17going to be the least of your worries.
- 3:19Oh fine [ __ ] The [ __ ] What is that?
- 3:23[ __ ] fiends. Y'all bum ass curses all
- 3:26smell like entertainment. Back the [ __ ]
- 3:28up. You're just going to stand there
- 3:30while I do all the work? Useless ass
- 3:32[ __ ] man. Baby, look. Zen baby, I
- 3:35promise I'm going to make it up to you.
- 3:36I'm just getting used to everything. You
- 3:38know the [ __ ]
- 3:46Oh, hell no. This big dumb [ __ ] just
- 3:50ate us. See, this is just what I get.
- 3:53Gojo's dumbass wouldn't be funny. Now
- 3:56I'm stuck with the crybaby [ __ ] who
- 3:57freezes up under pressure. [ __ ] I'm
- 3:59trying my best. Man up, Utah. There's
- 4:03[ __ ] kids in here. Cut me some slack,
- 4:05Zen, baby. I swear to God if you'll call
- 4:09me that dumbass name one more time. I'm
- 4:15Simb baby. We're going to die, aren't
- 4:17we? No, we not doing this today. I'm
- 4:21Daddy [ __ ] Uda. Time to stop playing
- 4:24scared. Ra baby, handle this [ __ ]
- 4:32Damn. Your baby mama scared.
- 4:39What we doing here again? We getting you
- 4:40strapped up, [ __ ] That first mission
- 4:42was sloppy as hell. So if you really
- 4:44trying to slide, you going to have to
- 4:46keep some on you. Here. Wait, what? And
- 4:49don't you worry, we going to make sure
- 4:51you really can tote that [ __ ] proud.
- 4:53But until then, leave your baby mama.
- 4:55Where the [ __ ] she at? That [ __ ] give
- 4:57me the heeie-jeebies. God damn, I just
- 5:00got my pole. Why go throwing me back in
- 5:02the field already? Swiss Leafs. Ain't no
- 5:05way the streets that wicked these days.
- 5:07We really need [ __ ] sliding like that.
- 5:09Lemon pepper wet. Damn. My bad
- 5:13gang. Is this a dead end? Butt ice.
- 5:18Free. Free who?
- 5:22Oh hell no. This [ __ ] got to go.
- 5:25[ __ ]
- 5:31Oh [ __ ]
- 5:33kills. Maybe I'm not built for all this
- 5:36sorcerer [ __ ] man. Do say it's like
- 5:39what? Two times I done slid and both
- 5:42times I sat back and watched the other
- 5:44[ __ ] put in work. I'm just background
- 5:46noise out here. I should just give it
- 5:49up. Oh,
- 5:50pan J. 10piece honey hot. Ooh, cheese
- 5:54fry. Cheese fry. Wait,
- 5:56you ain't nice like that, [ __ ] Stop
- 5:59playing. Ooh, 50 cent can soda. He won
- 6:02scholarships. [ __ ] why the [ __ ] you
- 6:04still in the streets then? Mr. Pure
- 6:08combination play crab rangon.
- 6:12You know what? You right. Let's get
- 6:14active. Hey, you freaky frog.
- 6:19Get that [ __ ] locked up.
- 6:24You can make that [ __ ] in hell, [ __ ]
- 6:27I got that ball on me.
- 6:36H s your whole ass down.
- 6:40Hell
- 6:49yeah. Okay, so like ever since I left my
- 6:52job, my anxiety been through the roof. I
- 6:54can't sleep. My hair falling out. I keep
- 6:56dreaming about this one shadowy figure.
- 6:57[ __ ] are you trauma dumping on me
- 6:59right now? Why would I want to hear
- 7:00that? I mean, it might be relevant. I've
- 7:02been going through a lot and I just
- 7:04thought Do you think I metaphorically
- 7:06removed demons or some [ __ ] Like I'm a
- 7:08therapist. That's not what this is. No,
- 7:10but like I've been lighting candles,
- 7:11saging the room. I even paid this one
- 7:13girl on TikTok $75 for our healing
- 7:17ritual and I still feel like someone's
- 7:19following me. Lady, I remove actual
- 7:21curses. It sound like you just need
- 7:23therapy or some [ __ ] It's that damn boy
- 7:25she was with. Ever since she left that
- 7:27no good bastard, she been falling apart.
- 7:30Oh, wait. You can't let go of that a
- 7:32[ __ ] [ __ ] Yep, I see the curse on you.
- 7:35Hold on, [ __ ]
- 7:38This the kind of man you need to be
- 7:40looking at. Tall, clean, businessminded.
- 7:43Not like them little hoodlims you always
- 7:45running after. Oh, wow. I appreciate
- 7:48that, ma'am. Really? Y'all be safe now.
- 7:51Girl, you better go give him your number
- 7:52while he's still standing here, child.
- 7:54That man got a good job. And I bet he
- 7:56loves him some light-skinned girls. Love
- 7:58light-skinned girls, huh? Ain't no way I
- 8:01look like I would ever waste my time on
- 8:03one of these at Bino8 [ __ ] Man, I
- 8:06hate [ __ ] You're not even trying to
- 8:07hide the racist [ __ ] anymore, huh? Oh,
- 8:10I'm sure your Google reviews are going
- 8:12to be through the damn roof once people
- 8:13find out you're a racist. Oh, if ain't
- 8:16my favorite snow bunny, [ __ ] What the
- 8:18hell are you spraying? Deodorant. I can
- 8:21have the public confusion me for one of
- 8:23them she moisture monkeys. Oh, yeah. I
- 8:25almost forgot. We sliding on Gojo [ __ ]
- 8:27ass today, ain't we?
- 8:32N Gojo, something ain't adding up. First
- 8:34all that wild [ __ ] with the kids, then
- 8:36we got special grades popping up like
- 8:38roaches. The [ __ ] going on? It's all
- 8:40connected, bro. Don't tell me it's Yep,
- 8:43man. I know you [ __ ] lying now. Why
- 8:45the [ __ ] would I lie for his [ __ ] ass?
- 8:47Well, that was your man's at one point.
- 8:49And the key word is was, but I don't
- 8:51keep [ __ ] [ __ ] in my circle. So you
- 8:53just been sitting on this info. Wasn't
- 8:55going to tell nobody [ __ ] huh? [ __ ] I
- 8:57just told you. And it don't matter now.
- 8:59Hold on. Ain't no way that [ __ ] this
- 9:02bold. Oh [ __ ] That must be Lil Yoda.
- 9:05The hell is that? Really little, [ __ ]
- 9:06Damn. You got soft ass hands just like a
- 9:09[ __ ] So this is the infamous Daddy
- 9:12Yuda. The one that got all the streets
- 9:14whispering. You don't look dangerous.
- 9:16You look delicate. You talking all this
- 9:17[ __ ] like [ __ ] like [ __ ] with
- 9:19sandpaper skin or something. Ah, nah,
- 9:22you funny. Tell you what, you should
- 9:24roll with me and my [ __ ] We could use
- 9:26somebody with baby mama drama to finish
- 9:28out the stereotypes. Hey, do me a favor.
- 9:30Back up off my boy cuz I don't need your
- 9:33broke ass [ __ ] [ __ ] tendencies rubbing
- 9:35off on him. Hear your ass go. I've been
- 9:38going a [ __ ] decade and you still
- 9:40using the same tired ass jokes. Well,
- 9:42maybe stop being a [ __ ] [ __ ] and go
- 9:44get a bag. That way I can finally come
- 9:46up with some new material. Ho. Damn. You
- 9:48call yourself checking in or some [ __ ]
- 9:50You know you not welcome here no more.
- 9:52So why the [ __ ] you here? See this is
- 9:55why I hate [ __ ] always trying to rush
- 9:58the moment. But since y'all so pressed,
- 10:00I'm here to declare war. Let's see how
- 10:03real you and your [ __ ] really are.
- 10:05Bring y'all [ __ ] asses to our block
- 10:07Friday night. Us [ __ ] [ __ ] versus the
- 10:10self-proclaimed real ones. Let's see who
- 10:13really sliding on [ __ ] So, we supposed
- 10:15to pull up to your block and just get
- 10:17lined up like some dummies. [ __ ] do we
- 10:20look stupid or are you just [ __ ]
- 10:22slow? Pull up and find out if y'all so
- 10:25real. What's a little danger, right?
- 10:27[ __ ] do I need to remind you? You
- 10:29pulled up to our [ __ ] You think we just
- 10:32going to let you walk off? I hate to
- 10:34have to pack up a bunch of new [ __ ]
- 10:35cuz your loud ass can't stop talking.
- 10:40This was a courtesy visit. Be grateful I
- 10:42didn't bring a body bag. See you Friday,
- 10:45ho.
- 10:49Look, the bottom line is we all sliding
- 10:52this [ __ ] a trap. And I don't give a
- 10:54[ __ ] And that don't make it any less of
- 10:56a trap. And I'm a trap [ __ ] How about
- 10:58that? What else you got to say? Cuz now
- 11:01you starting to sound [ __ ] So I'm
- 11:03[ __ ] for not wanting to get backed on
- 11:05purpose. Please make that make sense.
- 11:08That Uncle Ruckus acting [ __ ] just
- 11:10tested our gangster. And what you want
- 11:12to do? Just stay at the crib? Yes,
- 11:14[ __ ] That would literally make the
- 11:16most sense. Well, [ __ ] we sliding
- 11:17anyway. God damn it. This is my oneoff
- 11:20day. We really letting them jump [ __ ]
- 11:22pull up on the block like that. Hell
- 11:24yeah. And they going to fall for it,
- 11:26too. They ego's too damn big to ignore
- 11:28something like this. You throw out that
- 11:30quote unquote real [ __ ] car and they
- 11:32feel like they got to prove something,
- 11:34which is exactly what I wanted, man.
- 11:36It's like six of us. What the hell you
- 11:38mean this what you wanted? You trying to
- 11:40get the whole gang packed up like lunch
- 11:42meat? Hey [ __ ] watch your tone. I know
- 11:44that monkey brain of yours can't sit
- 11:45still cuz of that nonsical [ __ ] ape
- 11:48ADHD you got, but there is more to my
- 11:50plan if you shut up and listen, [ __ ]
- 11:52My bad, boss. As I was [ __ ] saying, I
- 11:55played on their egos just to get them
- 11:56off their block. They not going to risk
- 11:58bringing that new [ __ ] with them to our
- 12:00[ __ ] cuz he's too valuable. So while
- 12:02they out here flexing on our block,
- 12:04I'mma slide to their [ __ ] Yeah, I'mma
- 12:06pack you the scary ass up and turn his
- 12:08bitter ass baby mama into a perk. And
- 12:10once I pop that
- 12:12[ __ ] who really going to stop
- 12:14us?
- 12:18I see they left your ass behind while
- 12:20they slid on the ops, huh? They said I
- 12:22ain't built for that type of smoke yet.
- 12:24That I ain't proved myself or something.
- 12:26But it's cool with me long as I get to
- 12:28spend a little more alone time with you,
- 12:30Zen baby. Do you know why I hate when
- 12:32you call me Zen baby? I mean, I assumed
- 12:35you was playing hard to get, but go
- 12:37ahead, give me a hit, baby. My family is
- 12:40the Zenins. They come from a long line
- 12:43of respected crash out sorcerers, real
- 12:46killers, all born with cursed energy
- 12:48flowing through their veins like water.
- 12:51But me, I popped out of the womb,
- 12:53trenchbodied. Can't see curses. Can't
- 12:56even use cursed energy. And that ain't
- 12:59never stopped you from putting good
- 13:01hands on a [ __ ] So why they
- 13:03make it such a big deal? Uh, it wasn't
- 13:05always a problem, but the last [ __ ] in
- 13:07the Zenon line born like me, they say he
- 13:10was the worst crash out in Zenin
- 13:13history. Not only was he a natural-b
- 13:15born killer, but he he was a financial
- 13:19burden. Blew the entire family bank
- 13:21account on failed parlays and penny slot
- 13:24plays. [ __ ] had him down bad. so bad
- 13:27they cut ties with any family member who
- 13:30showed signs of being like him, which
- 13:33just happens to include me. But I ain't
- 13:35even mad about it no more. It's just
- 13:37that [ __ ] zen name that still gets
- 13:40me. It's a reminder of a past that I was
- 13:43in no control of. That's why I hate when
- 13:46you call me that [ __ ] Look here, when I
- 13:49call you Zim, baby, it ain't got [ __ ] to
- 13:51do with your past. It's cuz I want you
- 13:54to be my main [ __ ] for real.
- 13:56[ __ ] that family. [ __ ] that name. That
- 13:59[ __ ] don't mean nothing to me. Baby, I'm
- 14:02focused on us. You know what? When you
- 14:05put it that way, maybe they name a girl
- 14:08on me. He sure knows how to sweet talk a
- 14:10[ __ ] Don't fall for it, Sen. Baby.
- 14:13Damn
- 14:16[Music]
- 14:20it. The [ __ ] are you doing here?
- 14:23Wouldn't you like to know, little Zen
- 14:24[ __ ] Keep on the app and pill papa
- 14:26man. It's your lucky day in it [ __ ]
- 14:28Back in the day your uncle killed my
- 14:30[ __ ] Today you get to pay off some of
- 14:32his debt. Man, go get your head in the
- 14:35game. You've been staring up there for
- 14:36hellas. [ __ ] I'm making sure this [ __ ]
- 14:38ain't a trap cuz I don't see gay on
- 14:40nowhere. But I'll tell you what's really
- 14:42bothering me. It's a [ __ ] up there
- 14:44wearing a Kango and a USPA zip up like
- 14:47it's 2003. So either this [ __ ] got to
- 14:50be 45 or somebody Jamaican stepped.
- 14:53Either way, I don't trust that broke ass
- 14:56[ __ ] Watch this bloodclotted
- 14:57blindfolded man over Yaso. He must think
- 15:00him better than everyone cuz him wear
- 15:02one overpriced Armani jumpsuit.
- 15:05Are you talking to yourself right now?
- 15:08Yeah. Chat about this flashy man over
- 15:10here. Should have never flash him money
- 15:12like that. Me go show him one real
- 15:14money, man. If you say so. Is that [ __ ]
- 15:17ass [ __ ] staring at me right now? Wait.
- 15:19Panda enumaki. There's no way in hell
- 15:22that snake ass [ __ ] G didn't pull up to
- 15:24talk his [ __ ] So I'm sending y'all back
- 15:26to our block to make sure [ __ ] straight.
- 15:28And if y'all run in the gator, hold it
- 15:31down till I pull up. A blood
- 15:39clad ban. Look, I can't hear [ __ ]
- 15:42through that fake ass accent. But did
- 15:44you just say ban for ban?
- 15:51Gun to your head, little [ __ ] Spit a
- 15:53many fresh verse real big car real big
- 15:57real big everything [ __ ] I said burst
- 16:01real.
- 16:03If you don't got a burst, then sit down,
- 16:05[ __ ]
- 16:07[ __ ] I'm a [ __ ]
- 16:09big hood.
- 16:13in that [ __ ] How the [ __ ] is this
- 16:15still going?
- 16:18In that [ __ ] broke. How the [ __ ] do you
- 16:20know this [ __ ] I know it cuz I got to
- 16:22cuz one thing I'm never going to do is
- 16:25lose a gun, man. I hate [ __ ] That's
- 16:28what I do. Take in the middle of people.
- 16:32Okay, get it. Know this old ass
- 16:35[ __ ] Now stop singing this [ __ ]
- 16:37God damn.
- 16:39Uncle Tom ass [ __ ] I should hear a
- 16:42closet. Shut this [ __ ] [ __ ] up. I'm
- 16:45sick of hearing this [ __ ]
- 16:47[Music]
- 16:50Get him,
- 16:51gang. Miss,
- 16:56you good, gang? Check it.
- 17:02Don't y'all worry. I got y'all. Just
- 17:04hold on.
- 17:07You made this TR body, [ __ ] You [ __ ]
- 17:11Put her down before I choke you the [ __ ]
- 17:15out. Stop playing with me, Ra.
- 17:19I'm sorry. I can't leave. I just wipe
- 17:22those tears and tighten the [ __ ] up. We
- 17:26got business to handle. Huh? Y'all done?
- 17:30That little hatchet was cute. I ain't
- 17:31going to lie though. This was
- 17:33antilimactic as hell. All your [ __ ]
- 17:36folded quick. Guess that means I get to
- 17:38handle you now, crybaby [ __ ] Oh, I've
- 17:40been waiting for this. Hey, Gator, you
- 17:43got long hair just like a [ __ ] So,
- 17:46let's go ahead and put a hoe back in
- 17:48their place. Who the [ __ ] you think you
- 17:50blabbing them ignorant [ __ ] lips at?
- 17:52Shut your mouth, hoe. Daddy, you's
- 17:54talking now. Gun to your head. Spit a
- 17:58flow rider verse.
- 18:06time. No excite [ __ ] [ __ ]
- 18:11Hey, get your dumb ass in the sword,
- 18:13huh?
- 18:14Jo, bring your broke ass on. You really
- 18:17think you come around with me? You're a
- 18:19dead. What are you talking about?
- 18:24Latest dead like that man runs from war.
- 18:29Repeat that. Stand still so we can't
- 18:31beat your blood
- 18:35clot. Where you think you
- 18:38going? No. I'm sick of this
- 18:42[ __ ] You [ __ ]
- 18:45[ __ ] God damn.
- 18:55Big [ __ ] high step and protect your
- 18:58neck. To what you doing? We got to get
- 19:00to safety. If you ain't trying to beat
- 19:02the road, then beat your feet cuz the
- 19:04block hot right now. Goddamn roaches and
- 19:08another double shift. We going to make
- 19:11this
- 19:13quick. Get your piper. Get your piper.
- 19:18Get your piper. Ain't no speaking of
- 19:21working man.
- 19:24You really think you built for this
- 19:26daddy uda? You don't know what real pain
- 19:28is [ __ ] I watch everything I love get
- 19:31violated by monkeys like you. Hey little
- 19:33[ __ ] tighten up. The way you yapping
- 19:35and crying make you sound like a [ __ ]
- 19:38[ __ ] Wake me. Let's shut this [ __ ]
- 19:40up. I shut you [ __ ] Man, little [ __ ]
- 19:43You been for this thing. You ain't going
- 19:45to speak to that gorilla garbage to me
- 19:48like I'm a hoe. I lost everything for my
- 19:50cause and I still ain't f. You ain't
- 19:53bold. You trying to blow a block up on
- 19:55old fish. You know what it's like to
- 19:57lose your best eater. I thought so,
- 19:59[ __ ] But that's cool. You about to
- 20:02find out the hard way.
- 20:05Baby, give them hell. Oh, so y'all think
- 20:07y'all in love, huh? [ __ ] please. That
- 20:10ain't love, ho. Y'all just thirsty for
- 20:13attention. You weak, [ __ ] Just like
- 20:15that bougie ass blindfold.
- 20:18[ __ ] up and get your paper up.
- 20:22I ain't realize you being such a private
- 20:24[ __ ] But since you want to [ __ ] with
- 20:26real
- 20:27killers, you better strap up, [ __ ]
- 20:30Like a broke [ __ ] rocking mall chains.
- 20:32You ain't going to pop [ __ ] little ho.
- 20:35Don't worry, Ra baby. We got this. Now,
- 20:39let us pray the pimp's prayer. Lord,
- 20:42please pray for the soul of this [ __ ]
- 20:45and guide my pimp head and make it
- 20:48strong, Lord, so that he might learn a
- 20:52ho's play. This is exactly why I hate
- 20:54[ __ ] All you monkeys is so [ __ ]
- 21:00[Music]
- 21:09unorig, man. Yeah, I swear I hate
- 21:13[ __ ] From the bad built BB hippos,
- 21:16the Georgia peach proud hates to the ash
- 21:19ancestors with the Hanks on their neck,
- 21:22the vanilla gorillas and the dusty dark
- 21:25skin hot chip loving
- 21:27gargoy. [ __ ] them all, [ __ ] You
- 21:30thought [ __ ] was sweet, huh? Oh, hey
- 21:33Gojo. Didn't expect to catch you here.
- 21:36Kind of put it, huh? My best friend step
- 21:38by my side at that. Hey, I got to ask
- 21:40you some [ __ ] and be real with me. Was
- 21:43all this really over some Miami trip
- 21:46[ __ ] Like, I just feel like it was
- 21:49better than that.
- 21:52Honestly, it might have just been a
- 21:54principal by the end. Who knows?
- 21:58Still, those were some of the best times
- 22:01of my life. Even if that broke [ __ ]
- 22:03[ __ ] it all up for
- 22:05us, I just pray I don't have to see his
- 22:08ass in that fight. Whatever part of hell
- 22:10you going to is going to be way deeper
- 22:12than wherever Tog told you Bo ass ends
- 22:14up. Heads up? What you mean heads up? Oh
- 22:18yeah, I almost
- 22:20[Music]
- 22:24forgot. Oh, you raggedy
- 22:27[ __ ] Why am I not
- 22:30surprised? Guess that's just life,
- 22:38huh? I hate [ __ ]
- 22:44[Music]
- 23:03The hell is this freaky ass [ __ ] You
- 23:05thought [ __ ] was sweet, huh? [ __ ]
- 23:07ain't no [ __ ] way. Wow. Is that how
- 23:09you greet your day one? Some best friend
- 23:11you are. How the hell are you here? I
- 23:14saw them bag you up. You was gone. [ __ ]
- 23:16told you broke ass killed you and you
- 23:18still here. What's the difference? Uh,
- 23:21fair point. You still got to explain
- 23:23this [ __ ] though. Oh, I was gone. But
- 23:26then I met this cursed spirit brain
- 23:28thing that could bring me back to life.
- 23:29[ __ ] e. His name's Kajaku. He hates
- 23:32[ __ ] damn near more than me. We
- 23:33chocked it up and made some
- 23:35arrangements. Now we just vibing. Wake
- 23:37up, hate [ __ ] together. It's a good
- 23:39life. But anyway, time to lock your ass
- 23:41up, Gojo.
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