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Hood JJK 0: The Tale of Daddy Yuta — Transcript

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  1. 0:00[Music]
  2. 0:12The following content is a fan created
  3. 0:14parody. I do not possess any rights to
  4. 0:17the anime or manga of Jiujutsu Kaizen.
  5. 0:20Kindly show your support by accessing
  6. 0:22the official
  7. 0:25release. What's happening y'all? It's
  8. 0:28Rab. Just want to say I appreciate y'all
  9. 0:30as always and it's crazy how far Hood
  10. 0:32JJK has come. Now that Zero's done, I'm
  11. 0:35gonna make sure I drop the next season
  12. 0:36one episode soon. I got y'all. Now, if
  13. 0:39you pulling up to DreamCon this year, do
  14. 0:42not miss our Hood Dragon Ball Z
  15. 0:44premiere. The whole Hood Dub crew is
  16. 0:46going to be there and we're ready to
  17. 0:47meet y'all. Outside of that, thanks
  18. 0:49again and enjoy Hood JJK Zero.
  19. 0:56Daddy, you the You think you a pimp or
  20. 0:58something, [ __ ] Ain't nobody calling
  21. 1:00you that [ __ ] Can you get out my face
  22. 1:01before you get hurt, man? Ain't nobody
  23. 1:03scared of you and your imaginary baby
  24. 1:05mama. [ __ ] a ghost [ __ ] She just be
  25. 1:07scared of me.
  26. 1:10So y'all put a bag on his head because
  27. 1:12of a dispute he had with his baby mama.
  28. 1:15Shouldn't the courts handle that
  29. 1:18[ __ ] Oh, so his first love died, became
  30. 1:21a curse, and now he just stuck with her
  31. 1:24for eternity. Yeah, that still sound
  32. 1:26like some [ __ ] the court should handle.
  33. 1:27But don't worry, I got them. I'mma keep
  34. 1:29them out of
  35. 1:32trouble. I'd say y'all been patiently
  36. 1:34waiting, but that'd be a lie because
  37. 1:36y'all been getting on my damn nerves
  38. 1:38about it. So, here we go. Introducing
  39. 1:40Okatsu Yuda. It's Daddy Uda. I'm not
  40. 1:44calling you that [ __ ] Don't be shy.
  41. 1:46They've been waiting for you. Okay, then
  42. 1:48let's do it. What
  43. 1:52the I like this [ __ ]
  44. 1:55What is this melody?
  45. 2:00Show me some money.
  46. 2:02[ __ ] you cool? You can't just walk in
  47. 2:05like that little boy. Duchess, do you
  48. 2:07care about your life? Oh god. But before
  49. 2:09we back you up, what was that song you
  50. 2:11was bumping? I need that on the
  51. 2:13playlist. Swiss leaves. I'd back up off
  52. 2:15him if I were y'all. His baby mama not
  53. 2:17going to like that [ __ ] Don't touch my
  54. 2:20baby. Wait.
  55. 2:23Y'all done now? Yeah, I thought so. As I
  56. 2:25said, this is Uda. He's a new member of
  57. 2:28Ya Squad. That also means y'all need to
  58. 2:30get familiar with his situation. So, Uda
  59. 2:34got a childhood crush that died and end
  60. 2:36up turning into his forever cursed baby
  61. 2:38mama or some [ __ ] That's not exactly
  62. 2:40what happened. Yeah, I forgot how the
  63. 2:41story go, but just don't do too much or
  64. 2:43she going to pop her [ __ ] Oh, so we're
  65. 2:45recruiting dead beats now. Nice. Anyway,
  66. 2:48we got to get Uda up to speed real quick
  67. 2:50and put him in the field ASAP.
  68. 2:56You mean you want to throw him in the
  69. 2:58field right now? You know he not ready?
  70. 3:00There's no better time than the present.
  71. 3:02Now make sure he don't get his ass beat.
  72. 3:04I'm putting his life in your hands in.
  73. 3:06Stop pulling me though. Hey, hurry this
  74. 3:08[ __ ] up. There's kids in trouble. All
  75. 3:10right, then Zen baby. Show me the road.
  76. 3:12If you call me whatever that [ __ ]
  77. 3:14was one more time and a bit of baby mama
  78. 3:17going to be the least of your worries.
  79. 3:19Oh fine [ __ ] The [ __ ] What is that?
  80. 3:23[ __ ] fiends. Y'all bum ass curses all
  81. 3:26smell like entertainment. Back the [ __ ]
  82. 3:28up. You're just going to stand there
  83. 3:30while I do all the work? Useless ass
  84. 3:32[ __ ] man. Baby, look. Zen baby, I
  85. 3:35promise I'm going to make it up to you.
  86. 3:36I'm just getting used to everything. You
  87. 3:38know the [ __ ]
  88. 3:46Oh, hell no. This big dumb [ __ ] just
  89. 3:50ate us. See, this is just what I get.
  90. 3:53Gojo's dumbass wouldn't be funny. Now
  91. 3:56I'm stuck with the crybaby [ __ ] who
  92. 3:57freezes up under pressure. [ __ ] I'm
  93. 3:59trying my best. Man up, Utah. There's
  94. 4:03[ __ ] kids in here. Cut me some slack,
  95. 4:05Zen, baby. I swear to God if you'll call
  96. 4:09me that dumbass name one more time. I'm
  97. 4:15Simb baby. We're going to die, aren't
  98. 4:17we? No, we not doing this today. I'm
  99. 4:21Daddy [ __ ] Uda. Time to stop playing
  100. 4:24scared. Ra baby, handle this [ __ ]
  101. 4:32Damn. Your baby mama scared.
  102. 4:39What we doing here again? We getting you
  103. 4:40strapped up, [ __ ] That first mission
  104. 4:42was sloppy as hell. So if you really
  105. 4:44trying to slide, you going to have to
  106. 4:46keep some on you. Here. Wait, what? And
  107. 4:49don't you worry, we going to make sure
  108. 4:51you really can tote that [ __ ] proud.
  109. 4:53But until then, leave your baby mama.
  110. 4:55Where the [ __ ] she at? That [ __ ] give
  111. 4:57me the heeie-jeebies. God damn, I just
  112. 5:00got my pole. Why go throwing me back in
  113. 5:02the field already? Swiss Leafs. Ain't no
  114. 5:05way the streets that wicked these days.
  115. 5:07We really need [ __ ] sliding like that.
  116. 5:09Lemon pepper wet. Damn. My bad
  117. 5:13gang. Is this a dead end? Butt ice.
  118. 5:18Free. Free who?
  119. 5:22Oh hell no. This [ __ ] got to go.
  120. 5:25[ __ ]
  121. 5:31Oh [ __ ]
  122. 5:33kills. Maybe I'm not built for all this
  123. 5:36sorcerer [ __ ] man. Do say it's like
  124. 5:39what? Two times I done slid and both
  125. 5:42times I sat back and watched the other
  126. 5:44[ __ ] put in work. I'm just background
  127. 5:46noise out here. I should just give it
  128. 5:49up. Oh,
  129. 5:50pan J. 10piece honey hot. Ooh, cheese
  130. 5:54fry. Cheese fry. Wait,
  131. 5:56you ain't nice like that, [ __ ] Stop
  132. 5:59playing. Ooh, 50 cent can soda. He won
  133. 6:02scholarships. [ __ ] why the [ __ ] you
  134. 6:04still in the streets then? Mr. Pure
  135. 6:08combination play crab rangon.
  136. 6:12You know what? You right. Let's get
  137. 6:14active. Hey, you freaky frog.
  138. 6:19Get that [ __ ] locked up.
  139. 6:24You can make that [ __ ] in hell, [ __ ]
  140. 6:27I got that ball on me.
  141. 6:36H s your whole ass down.
  142. 6:40Hell
  143. 6:49yeah. Okay, so like ever since I left my
  144. 6:52job, my anxiety been through the roof. I
  145. 6:54can't sleep. My hair falling out. I keep
  146. 6:56dreaming about this one shadowy figure.
  147. 6:57[ __ ] are you trauma dumping on me
  148. 6:59right now? Why would I want to hear
  149. 7:00that? I mean, it might be relevant. I've
  150. 7:02been going through a lot and I just
  151. 7:04thought Do you think I metaphorically
  152. 7:06removed demons or some [ __ ] Like I'm a
  153. 7:08therapist. That's not what this is. No,
  154. 7:10but like I've been lighting candles,
  155. 7:11saging the room. I even paid this one
  156. 7:13girl on TikTok $75 for our healing
  157. 7:17ritual and I still feel like someone's
  158. 7:19following me. Lady, I remove actual
  159. 7:21curses. It sound like you just need
  160. 7:23therapy or some [ __ ] It's that damn boy
  161. 7:25she was with. Ever since she left that
  162. 7:27no good bastard, she been falling apart.
  163. 7:30Oh, wait. You can't let go of that a
  164. 7:32[ __ ] [ __ ] Yep, I see the curse on you.
  165. 7:35Hold on, [ __ ]
  166. 7:38This the kind of man you need to be
  167. 7:40looking at. Tall, clean, businessminded.
  168. 7:43Not like them little hoodlims you always
  169. 7:45running after. Oh, wow. I appreciate
  170. 7:48that, ma'am. Really? Y'all be safe now.
  171. 7:51Girl, you better go give him your number
  172. 7:52while he's still standing here, child.
  173. 7:54That man got a good job. And I bet he
  174. 7:56loves him some light-skinned girls. Love
  175. 7:58light-skinned girls, huh? Ain't no way I
  176. 8:01look like I would ever waste my time on
  177. 8:03one of these at Bino8 [ __ ] Man, I
  178. 8:06hate [ __ ] You're not even trying to
  179. 8:07hide the racist [ __ ] anymore, huh? Oh,
  180. 8:10I'm sure your Google reviews are going
  181. 8:12to be through the damn roof once people
  182. 8:13find out you're a racist. Oh, if ain't
  183. 8:16my favorite snow bunny, [ __ ] What the
  184. 8:18hell are you spraying? Deodorant. I can
  185. 8:21have the public confusion me for one of
  186. 8:23them she moisture monkeys. Oh, yeah. I
  187. 8:25almost forgot. We sliding on Gojo [ __ ]
  188. 8:27ass today, ain't we?
  189. 8:32N Gojo, something ain't adding up. First
  190. 8:34all that wild [ __ ] with the kids, then
  191. 8:36we got special grades popping up like
  192. 8:38roaches. The [ __ ] going on? It's all
  193. 8:40connected, bro. Don't tell me it's Yep,
  194. 8:43man. I know you [ __ ] lying now. Why
  195. 8:45the [ __ ] would I lie for his [ __ ] ass?
  196. 8:47Well, that was your man's at one point.
  197. 8:49And the key word is was, but I don't
  198. 8:51keep [ __ ] [ __ ] in my circle. So you
  199. 8:53just been sitting on this info. Wasn't
  200. 8:55going to tell nobody [ __ ] huh? [ __ ] I
  201. 8:57just told you. And it don't matter now.
  202. 8:59Hold on. Ain't no way that [ __ ] this
  203. 9:02bold. Oh [ __ ] That must be Lil Yoda.
  204. 9:05The hell is that? Really little, [ __ ]
  205. 9:06Damn. You got soft ass hands just like a
  206. 9:09[ __ ] So this is the infamous Daddy
  207. 9:12Yuda. The one that got all the streets
  208. 9:14whispering. You don't look dangerous.
  209. 9:16You look delicate. You talking all this
  210. 9:17[ __ ] like [ __ ] like [ __ ] with
  211. 9:19sandpaper skin or something. Ah, nah,
  212. 9:22you funny. Tell you what, you should
  213. 9:24roll with me and my [ __ ] We could use
  214. 9:26somebody with baby mama drama to finish
  215. 9:28out the stereotypes. Hey, do me a favor.
  216. 9:30Back up off my boy cuz I don't need your
  217. 9:33broke ass [ __ ] [ __ ] tendencies rubbing
  218. 9:35off on him. Hear your ass go. I've been
  219. 9:38going a [ __ ] decade and you still
  220. 9:40using the same tired ass jokes. Well,
  221. 9:42maybe stop being a [ __ ] [ __ ] and go
  222. 9:44get a bag. That way I can finally come
  223. 9:46up with some new material. Ho. Damn. You
  224. 9:48call yourself checking in or some [ __ ]
  225. 9:50You know you not welcome here no more.
  226. 9:52So why the [ __ ] you here? See this is
  227. 9:55why I hate [ __ ] always trying to rush
  228. 9:58the moment. But since y'all so pressed,
  229. 10:00I'm here to declare war. Let's see how
  230. 10:03real you and your [ __ ] really are.
  231. 10:05Bring y'all [ __ ] asses to our block
  232. 10:07Friday night. Us [ __ ] [ __ ] versus the
  233. 10:10self-proclaimed real ones. Let's see who
  234. 10:13really sliding on [ __ ] So, we supposed
  235. 10:15to pull up to your block and just get
  236. 10:17lined up like some dummies. [ __ ] do we
  237. 10:20look stupid or are you just [ __ ]
  238. 10:22slow? Pull up and find out if y'all so
  239. 10:25real. What's a little danger, right?
  240. 10:27[ __ ] do I need to remind you? You
  241. 10:29pulled up to our [ __ ] You think we just
  242. 10:32going to let you walk off? I hate to
  243. 10:34have to pack up a bunch of new [ __ ]
  244. 10:35cuz your loud ass can't stop talking.
  245. 10:40This was a courtesy visit. Be grateful I
  246. 10:42didn't bring a body bag. See you Friday,
  247. 10:45ho.
  248. 10:49Look, the bottom line is we all sliding
  249. 10:52this [ __ ] a trap. And I don't give a
  250. 10:54[ __ ] And that don't make it any less of
  251. 10:56a trap. And I'm a trap [ __ ] How about
  252. 10:58that? What else you got to say? Cuz now
  253. 11:01you starting to sound [ __ ] So I'm
  254. 11:03[ __ ] for not wanting to get backed on
  255. 11:05purpose. Please make that make sense.
  256. 11:08That Uncle Ruckus acting [ __ ] just
  257. 11:10tested our gangster. And what you want
  258. 11:12to do? Just stay at the crib? Yes,
  259. 11:14[ __ ] That would literally make the
  260. 11:16most sense. Well, [ __ ] we sliding
  261. 11:17anyway. God damn it. This is my oneoff
  262. 11:20day. We really letting them jump [ __ ]
  263. 11:22pull up on the block like that. Hell
  264. 11:24yeah. And they going to fall for it,
  265. 11:26too. They ego's too damn big to ignore
  266. 11:28something like this. You throw out that
  267. 11:30quote unquote real [ __ ] car and they
  268. 11:32feel like they got to prove something,
  269. 11:34which is exactly what I wanted, man.
  270. 11:36It's like six of us. What the hell you
  271. 11:38mean this what you wanted? You trying to
  272. 11:40get the whole gang packed up like lunch
  273. 11:42meat? Hey [ __ ] watch your tone. I know
  274. 11:44that monkey brain of yours can't sit
  275. 11:45still cuz of that nonsical [ __ ] ape
  276. 11:48ADHD you got, but there is more to my
  277. 11:50plan if you shut up and listen, [ __ ]
  278. 11:52My bad, boss. As I was [ __ ] saying, I
  279. 11:55played on their egos just to get them
  280. 11:56off their block. They not going to risk
  281. 11:58bringing that new [ __ ] with them to our
  282. 12:00[ __ ] cuz he's too valuable. So while
  283. 12:02they out here flexing on our block,
  284. 12:04I'mma slide to their [ __ ] Yeah, I'mma
  285. 12:06pack you the scary ass up and turn his
  286. 12:08bitter ass baby mama into a perk. And
  287. 12:10once I pop that
  288. 12:12[ __ ] who really going to stop
  289. 12:14us?
  290. 12:18I see they left your ass behind while
  291. 12:20they slid on the ops, huh? They said I
  292. 12:22ain't built for that type of smoke yet.
  293. 12:24That I ain't proved myself or something.
  294. 12:26But it's cool with me long as I get to
  295. 12:28spend a little more alone time with you,
  296. 12:30Zen baby. Do you know why I hate when
  297. 12:32you call me Zen baby? I mean, I assumed
  298. 12:35you was playing hard to get, but go
  299. 12:37ahead, give me a hit, baby. My family is
  300. 12:40the Zenins. They come from a long line
  301. 12:43of respected crash out sorcerers, real
  302. 12:46killers, all born with cursed energy
  303. 12:48flowing through their veins like water.
  304. 12:51But me, I popped out of the womb,
  305. 12:53trenchbodied. Can't see curses. Can't
  306. 12:56even use cursed energy. And that ain't
  307. 12:59never stopped you from putting good
  308. 13:01hands on a [ __ ] So why they
  309. 13:03make it such a big deal? Uh, it wasn't
  310. 13:05always a problem, but the last [ __ ] in
  311. 13:07the Zenon line born like me, they say he
  312. 13:10was the worst crash out in Zenin
  313. 13:13history. Not only was he a natural-b
  314. 13:15born killer, but he he was a financial
  315. 13:19burden. Blew the entire family bank
  316. 13:21account on failed parlays and penny slot
  317. 13:24plays. [ __ ] had him down bad. so bad
  318. 13:27they cut ties with any family member who
  319. 13:30showed signs of being like him, which
  320. 13:33just happens to include me. But I ain't
  321. 13:35even mad about it no more. It's just
  322. 13:37that [ __ ] zen name that still gets
  323. 13:40me. It's a reminder of a past that I was
  324. 13:43in no control of. That's why I hate when
  325. 13:46you call me that [ __ ] Look here, when I
  326. 13:49call you Zim, baby, it ain't got [ __ ] to
  327. 13:51do with your past. It's cuz I want you
  328. 13:54to be my main [ __ ] for real.
  329. 13:56[ __ ] that family. [ __ ] that name. That
  330. 13:59[ __ ] don't mean nothing to me. Baby, I'm
  331. 14:02focused on us. You know what? When you
  332. 14:05put it that way, maybe they name a girl
  333. 14:08on me. He sure knows how to sweet talk a
  334. 14:10[ __ ] Don't fall for it, Sen. Baby.
  335. 14:13Damn
  336. 14:16[Music]
  337. 14:20it. The [ __ ] are you doing here?
  338. 14:23Wouldn't you like to know, little Zen
  339. 14:24[ __ ] Keep on the app and pill papa
  340. 14:26man. It's your lucky day in it [ __ ]
  341. 14:28Back in the day your uncle killed my
  342. 14:30[ __ ] Today you get to pay off some of
  343. 14:32his debt. Man, go get your head in the
  344. 14:35game. You've been staring up there for
  345. 14:36hellas. [ __ ] I'm making sure this [ __ ]
  346. 14:38ain't a trap cuz I don't see gay on
  347. 14:40nowhere. But I'll tell you what's really
  348. 14:42bothering me. It's a [ __ ] up there
  349. 14:44wearing a Kango and a USPA zip up like
  350. 14:47it's 2003. So either this [ __ ] got to
  351. 14:50be 45 or somebody Jamaican stepped.
  352. 14:53Either way, I don't trust that broke ass
  353. 14:56[ __ ] Watch this bloodclotted
  354. 14:57blindfolded man over Yaso. He must think
  355. 15:00him better than everyone cuz him wear
  356. 15:02one overpriced Armani jumpsuit.
  357. 15:05Are you talking to yourself right now?
  358. 15:08Yeah. Chat about this flashy man over
  359. 15:10here. Should have never flash him money
  360. 15:12like that. Me go show him one real
  361. 15:14money, man. If you say so. Is that [ __ ]
  362. 15:17ass [ __ ] staring at me right now? Wait.
  363. 15:19Panda enumaki. There's no way in hell
  364. 15:22that snake ass [ __ ] G didn't pull up to
  365. 15:24talk his [ __ ] So I'm sending y'all back
  366. 15:26to our block to make sure [ __ ] straight.
  367. 15:28And if y'all run in the gator, hold it
  368. 15:31down till I pull up. A blood
  369. 15:39clad ban. Look, I can't hear [ __ ]
  370. 15:42through that fake ass accent. But did
  371. 15:44you just say ban for ban?
  372. 15:51Gun to your head, little [ __ ] Spit a
  373. 15:53many fresh verse real big car real big
  374. 15:57real big everything [ __ ] I said burst
  375. 16:01real.
  376. 16:03If you don't got a burst, then sit down,
  377. 16:05[ __ ]
  378. 16:07[ __ ] I'm a [ __ ]
  379. 16:09big hood.
  380. 16:13in that [ __ ] How the [ __ ] is this
  381. 16:15still going?
  382. 16:18In that [ __ ] broke. How the [ __ ] do you
  383. 16:20know this [ __ ] I know it cuz I got to
  384. 16:22cuz one thing I'm never going to do is
  385. 16:25lose a gun, man. I hate [ __ ] That's
  386. 16:28what I do. Take in the middle of people.
  387. 16:32Okay, get it. Know this old ass
  388. 16:35[ __ ] Now stop singing this [ __ ]
  389. 16:37God damn.
  390. 16:39Uncle Tom ass [ __ ] I should hear a
  391. 16:42closet. Shut this [ __ ] [ __ ] up. I'm
  392. 16:45sick of hearing this [ __ ]
  393. 16:47[Music]
  394. 16:50Get him,
  395. 16:51gang. Miss,
  396. 16:56you good, gang? Check it.
  397. 17:02Don't y'all worry. I got y'all. Just
  398. 17:04hold on.
  399. 17:07You made this TR body, [ __ ] You [ __ ]
  400. 17:11Put her down before I choke you the [ __ ]
  401. 17:15out. Stop playing with me, Ra.
  402. 17:19I'm sorry. I can't leave. I just wipe
  403. 17:22those tears and tighten the [ __ ] up. We
  404. 17:26got business to handle. Huh? Y'all done?
  405. 17:30That little hatchet was cute. I ain't
  406. 17:31going to lie though. This was
  407. 17:33antilimactic as hell. All your [ __ ]
  408. 17:36folded quick. Guess that means I get to
  409. 17:38handle you now, crybaby [ __ ] Oh, I've
  410. 17:40been waiting for this. Hey, Gator, you
  411. 17:43got long hair just like a [ __ ] So,
  412. 17:46let's go ahead and put a hoe back in
  413. 17:48their place. Who the [ __ ] you think you
  414. 17:50blabbing them ignorant [ __ ] lips at?
  415. 17:52Shut your mouth, hoe. Daddy, you's
  416. 17:54talking now. Gun to your head. Spit a
  417. 17:58flow rider verse.
  418. 18:06time. No excite [ __ ] [ __ ]
  419. 18:11Hey, get your dumb ass in the sword,
  420. 18:13huh?
  421. 18:14Jo, bring your broke ass on. You really
  422. 18:17think you come around with me? You're a
  423. 18:19dead. What are you talking about?
  424. 18:24Latest dead like that man runs from war.
  425. 18:29Repeat that. Stand still so we can't
  426. 18:31beat your blood
  427. 18:35clot. Where you think you
  428. 18:38going? No. I'm sick of this
  429. 18:42[ __ ] You [ __ ]
  430. 18:45[ __ ] God damn.
  431. 18:55Big [ __ ] high step and protect your
  432. 18:58neck. To what you doing? We got to get
  433. 19:00to safety. If you ain't trying to beat
  434. 19:02the road, then beat your feet cuz the
  435. 19:04block hot right now. Goddamn roaches and
  436. 19:08another double shift. We going to make
  437. 19:11this
  438. 19:13quick. Get your piper. Get your piper.
  439. 19:18Get your piper. Ain't no speaking of
  440. 19:21working man.
  441. 19:24You really think you built for this
  442. 19:26daddy uda? You don't know what real pain
  443. 19:28is [ __ ] I watch everything I love get
  444. 19:31violated by monkeys like you. Hey little
  445. 19:33[ __ ] tighten up. The way you yapping
  446. 19:35and crying make you sound like a [ __ ]
  447. 19:38[ __ ] Wake me. Let's shut this [ __ ]
  448. 19:40up. I shut you [ __ ] Man, little [ __ ]
  449. 19:43You been for this thing. You ain't going
  450. 19:45to speak to that gorilla garbage to me
  451. 19:48like I'm a hoe. I lost everything for my
  452. 19:50cause and I still ain't f. You ain't
  453. 19:53bold. You trying to blow a block up on
  454. 19:55old fish. You know what it's like to
  455. 19:57lose your best eater. I thought so,
  456. 19:59[ __ ] But that's cool. You about to
  457. 20:02find out the hard way.
  458. 20:05Baby, give them hell. Oh, so y'all think
  459. 20:07y'all in love, huh? [ __ ] please. That
  460. 20:10ain't love, ho. Y'all just thirsty for
  461. 20:13attention. You weak, [ __ ] Just like
  462. 20:15that bougie ass blindfold.
  463. 20:18[ __ ] up and get your paper up.
  464. 20:22I ain't realize you being such a private
  465. 20:24[ __ ] But since you want to [ __ ] with
  466. 20:26real
  467. 20:27killers, you better strap up, [ __ ]
  468. 20:30Like a broke [ __ ] rocking mall chains.
  469. 20:32You ain't going to pop [ __ ] little ho.
  470. 20:35Don't worry, Ra baby. We got this. Now,
  471. 20:39let us pray the pimp's prayer. Lord,
  472. 20:42please pray for the soul of this [ __ ]
  473. 20:45and guide my pimp head and make it
  474. 20:48strong, Lord, so that he might learn a
  475. 20:52ho's play. This is exactly why I hate
  476. 20:54[ __ ] All you monkeys is so [ __ ]
  477. 21:00[Music]
  478. 21:09unorig, man. Yeah, I swear I hate
  479. 21:13[ __ ] From the bad built BB hippos,
  480. 21:16the Georgia peach proud hates to the ash
  481. 21:19ancestors with the Hanks on their neck,
  482. 21:22the vanilla gorillas and the dusty dark
  483. 21:25skin hot chip loving
  484. 21:27gargoy. [ __ ] them all, [ __ ] You
  485. 21:30thought [ __ ] was sweet, huh? Oh, hey
  486. 21:33Gojo. Didn't expect to catch you here.
  487. 21:36Kind of put it, huh? My best friend step
  488. 21:38by my side at that. Hey, I got to ask
  489. 21:40you some [ __ ] and be real with me. Was
  490. 21:43all this really over some Miami trip
  491. 21:46[ __ ] Like, I just feel like it was
  492. 21:49better than that.
  493. 21:52Honestly, it might have just been a
  494. 21:54principal by the end. Who knows?
  495. 21:58Still, those were some of the best times
  496. 22:01of my life. Even if that broke [ __ ]
  497. 22:03[ __ ] it all up for
  498. 22:05us, I just pray I don't have to see his
  499. 22:08ass in that fight. Whatever part of hell
  500. 22:10you going to is going to be way deeper
  501. 22:12than wherever Tog told you Bo ass ends
  502. 22:14up. Heads up? What you mean heads up? Oh
  503. 22:18yeah, I almost
  504. 22:20[Music]
  505. 22:24forgot. Oh, you raggedy
  506. 22:27[ __ ] Why am I not
  507. 22:30surprised? Guess that's just life,
  508. 22:38huh? I hate [ __ ]
  509. 22:44[Music]
  510. 23:03The hell is this freaky ass [ __ ] You
  511. 23:05thought [ __ ] was sweet, huh? [ __ ]
  512. 23:07ain't no [ __ ] way. Wow. Is that how
  513. 23:09you greet your day one? Some best friend
  514. 23:11you are. How the hell are you here? I
  515. 23:14saw them bag you up. You was gone. [ __ ]
  516. 23:16told you broke ass killed you and you
  517. 23:18still here. What's the difference? Uh,
  518. 23:21fair point. You still got to explain
  519. 23:23this [ __ ] though. Oh, I was gone. But
  520. 23:26then I met this cursed spirit brain
  521. 23:28thing that could bring me back to life.
  522. 23:29[ __ ] e. His name's Kajaku. He hates
  523. 23:32[ __ ] damn near more than me. We
  524. 23:33chocked it up and made some
  525. 23:35arrangements. Now we just vibing. Wake
  526. 23:37up, hate [ __ ] together. It's a good
  527. 23:39life. But anyway, time to lock your ass
  528. 23:41up, Gojo.

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