HOA Called Cops as I Moved Out — Then Found Out I Owned the Entire Block — Transcript
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- 0:00Hey, put that box down. You are not
- 0:02loading one more thing onto that truck
- 0:04without going through me.
- 0:05>> Ma'am, I'm loading my own furniture into
- 0:07my own truck.
- 0:08>> That U-Haul has been rattling since 6:00
- 0:10a.m. Whole block's calling me about the
- 0:12noise.
- 0:13>> It's a rented truck parked at my curb.
- 0:16>> Your curb? I run this entire block.
- 0:18Every lot, every driveway, mine. Nothing
- 0:21moves without my say.
- 0:24>> I just need another hour to finish.
- 0:26>> You don't get an [music] hour. I already
- 0:27called the cops. 3 years of unpaid
- 0:30fines. You think you can just disappear?
- 0:32>> I'm not disappearing, ma'am. I'm moving
- 0:34out.
- 0:34>> Moving? With a truck full of garbage?
- 0:37Nothing you own is worth the gas to haul
- 0:39it.
- 0:40>> I set the box down. Tucked under the
- 0:42visor of that U-Haul sat a county deed
- 0:44my name on 14 lots. Every house on that
- 0:47entire block. 48 hours. Have you ever
- 0:50watched an HOA president find out she's
- 0:52been collecting fines on land she
- 0:54doesn't own? Because you are about to.
- 0:57Hit subscribe. You do not want to miss
- 0:59what happens to her. Let me take you
- 1:00back to how this started. 4 years ago,
- 1:03my grandfather Harlan Ingram passed away
- 1:05at 86.
- 1:06Worked 41 years as a pipefitter out of
- 1:09local 189.
- 1:11Never missed a day. Left behind a
- 1:13two-bedroom ranch at 814 Maplewood
- 1:16Terrace, a suburb about 30 minutes
- 1:18outside Columbus, Ohio. Nothing fancy.
- 1:22Vinyl siding, chain-link fence. The kind
- 1:25of house where the garage smells like
- 1:26motor oil and cut pine no matter how
- 1:28many times you sweep it out. I'm Curtis
- 1:31Ingram, 52, union electrician. When my
- 1:34marriage fell apart a few months after
- 1:36Grandpa Harlan died, I packed a bag and
- 1:38drove to Maplewood Terrace because it
- 1:40was the only place I owned outright.
- 1:42Moved in on a Tuesday. Didn't tell
- 1:45anyone. Didn't think I had to. The first
- 1:47thing I noticed was how quiet the block
- 1:49was. 14 houses lined up neat. Lawns
- 1:52trimmed to the same height. Garbage cans
- 1:55rolled out on the same morning. The only
- 1:57sound after 7:00 p.m. was the sprinklers
- 1:59clicking on and off that steady tick
- 2:01tick tick tick tick like a clock
- 2:03counting down something nobody was
- 2:05watching. The second thing I noticed was
- 2:07her, Deirdre Loomis, HOA president,
- 2:10self-appointed, reelected unopposed six
- 2:13years running not because anyone liked
- 2:15her, but because nobody wanted the
- 2:16headache of telling her no. She didn't
- 2:18even live on my block. Her house sat one
- 2:20street over on Ridgewood Lane, but she
- 2:23walked Maplewood Terrace every morning
- 2:24at 7:00 a.m. sharp. You could hear her
- 2:27heels on the sidewalk before you saw her
- 2:29click click click like a metronome set
- 2:31to the tempo of someone else's bad day.
- 2:34Two weeks after I moved in, I opened my
- 2:36mailbox and found an envelope with
- 2:38Maplewood Terrace Homeowners Association
- 2:41stamped across the top in red ink.
- 2:43Inside, two fines. $250 for roof
- 2:47discoloration and $150 for vehicle
- 2:50parked on driveway in excess of 72
- 2:53consecutive hours. My truck on my
- 2:55driveway at my house. I flipped through
- 2:58the CC&Rs every new homeowner gets a
- 3:01binder and Grandpa Harlan's was still in
- 3:03the kitchen drawer, dusty but complete.
- 3:05I read every page. There was nothing
- 3:07about how long you could park on your
- 3:09own driveway, not a word. The roof,
- 3:12fine. The only clause about exterior
- 3:14maintenance said visible structural
- 3:16damage. A few dark streaks from tree sap
- 3:19didn't qualify by any reading I could
- 3:20manage. I called the number on the
- 3:22letterhead. Deirdre picked up on the
- 3:24second ring. Mrs. Loomis, I got two
- 3:27fines in the mail. I don't think either
- 3:29one is in the CC&Rs.
- 3:31Mr. Ingram, those fines are issued at my
- 3:34discretion based on community standards.
- 3:36Community standards aren't in the
- 3:38document though. I've read it. Pay it or
- 3:40I'll lien your house. Your choice. She
- 3:43hung up. I sat there at Grandpa Harlan's
- 3:45kitchen table looking at $400 in fines
- 3:48for doing absolutely nothing wrong and I
- 3:50had a thought that I'm guessing some of
- 3:52you have had, too. Maybe she does this
- 3:54because nobody ever pushes back. Here's
- 3:56the thing most people don't realize, and
- 3:58I didn't either until I started reading.
- 4:00An HOA can only fine you for violations
- 4:03that are specifically written in the
- 4:04CC&Rs
- 4:06or the bylaws. If the rule doesn't exist
- 4:08in the documents, the fine doesn't
- 4:10exist, either. Doesn't matter what the
- 4:12president says, doesn't matter what
- 4:14letter she sends, no rule, no fine. I
- 4:17didn't pay, and that's when things
- 4:19started getting personal. 30 days after
- 4:21I ignored those fines, a letter showed
- 4:23up from a law firm called Kirkner and
- 4:25Floss, representation of Maplewood
- 4:27Terrace HOA, outstanding balance $400,
- 4:33demand for payment within 15 days or
- 4:36lien proceedings will commence. Looked
- 4:38real, sounded real. The letterhead had
- 4:40an address in downtown Columbus, a phone
- 4:43number, a bar registration line. So, I
- 4:45did what any reasonable person would do,
- 4:47I Googled them. Kirkner and Floss was a
- 4:49two- attorney office specializing in
- 4:51small residential closings, not
- 4:53litigation, not collections, just
- 4:56closings. The kind of firm that
- 4:58processes paperwork and charges you $300
- 5:01to notarize a stack of forms. They were
- 5:03not going to litigate a $400 fine
- 5:06dispute. This was a bluff, a
- 5:08nice-looking bluff on expensive paper,
- 5:11but a bluff. I didn't respond to that
- 5:13one, either. Two weeks later, I tried a
- 5:15different approach. The HOA held monthly
- 5:18board meetings on the first Thursday of
- 5:20every month at the community room, a
- 5:21cinder block building at the entrance to
- 5:23the subdivision that smelled like old
- 5:25carpet cleaner and the inside of a
- 5:27filing cabinet. I showed up at 6:58 p.m.
- 5:31with my CC&R binder under my arm. Here's
- 5:34what I found, three people. Deirdre
- 5:36Loomis, sitting at a folding table with
- 5:38a gavel, a literal gavel, like a judge.
- 5:41Her husband, Lyle, sitting next to her
- 5:44taking minutes on a yellow legal pad.
- 5:46and one homeowner, Glenn Acheson, 68,
- 5:50retired postal worker, sitting three
- 5:52rows back, looking like he'd rather be
- 5:54anywhere else on Earth. That was the
- 5:56board. That was the entire governing
- 5:58body of Maplewood Terrace. I stood up to
- 6:01speak. Deirdre cut me off before I got
- 6:03my name out. Homeowners with outstanding
- 6:05fines don't get a voice at this table.
- 6:08I'm not asking for a voice. I'm asking
- 6:10where in the CC&Rs it says I can't park
- 6:13on my own driveway. Sit down, Mr.
- 6:15Ingram. Lyle didn't look up from his
- 6:17legal pad. Glenn stared at the floor.
- 6:20The fluorescent light above us buzzed
- 6:22like a trapped wasp, and I realized this
- 6:25room had probably sounded exactly like
- 6:27this for 6 years. I sat down, but the
- 6:30next morning I did something Deirdre
- 6:32didn't expect. I sent a certified letter
- 6:34return receipt requested to the
- 6:36Maplewood Terrace HOA, formally
- 6:38requesting a full copy of the
- 6:40association's financial records, income,
- 6:42expenses, reserve fund, bank statements,
- 6:45every dollar in, every dollar out. See,
- 6:48here's something I'd read on an Ohio
- 6:50homeowners forum that week. Under Ohio
- 6:52Revised Code, any homeowner in an HOA
- 6:55has the legal right to inspect the
- 6:56association's financial books. The
- 6:58association has to provide them within a
- 7:00reasonable time. Most courts say 10
- 7:03business days. If they refuse, you can
- 7:06petition the court to force disclosure,
- 7:08and the HOA pays your attorney fees. I
- 7:11didn't know what I'd find. I just wanted
- 7:13to see if she'd hand them over. She
- 7:14didn't. 60 days, nothing. Not a bank
- 7:18statement, not a receipt, not even a
- 7:20letter saying we're working on it. But
- 7:22Deirdre wasn't sitting quiet during
- 7:23those 60 days. Oh, no. She was busy. A
- 7:27flyer appeared in every mailbox on the
- 7:29block, plain white paper, no letterhead,
- 7:31but everyone knew who wrote it. A
- 7:33reminder to all Maplewood Terrace
- 7:35homeowners. Recent requests for private
- 7:38financial information by a a
- 7:40resident are an attempt to destabilize
- 7:43our community. Any increase in HOA dues
- 7:46will be a direct result of legal costs
- 7:48incurred defending your association from
- 7:50frivolous attacks. She turned my records
- 7:53request into a threat against everyone's
- 7:55wallet. And it worked. The next Saturday
- 7:58morning, I walked out to grab my mail
- 8:01and caught my neighbor across the
- 8:02street, a guy I'd wave to every single
- 8:04day, standing in his yard watering a
- 8:06flower bed he'd already watered 10
- 8:07minutes earlier, just so he wouldn't
- 8:09have to make eye contact with me. The
- 8:11hose was running onto the sidewalk. The
- 8:13bed was drowning.
- 8:15He stared at those flowers like they
- 8:16owed him money. That's when I understood
- 8:18what Deirdre was really good at. Not
- 8:20rules, not management, isolation. She
- 8:23didn't need to beat you. She just needed
- 8:25to make sure nobody stood next to you.
- 8:27The fines kept coming. Every 2 weeks,
- 8:30another envelope, another invented
- 8:32violation. Trash receptacle visible from
- 8:35street on a non-collection day. I'd left
- 8:37my bin out 4 hours late. $100 fine.
- 8:40Unauthorized exterior modification. I'd
- 8:43replaced a broken porch light with one
- 8:45from Home Depot that wasn't the same
- 8:46shade of brass. Another 150. By the
- 8:50third month, my total outstanding
- 8:51balance had climbed to $2,400
- 8:54and every single charge was for
- 8:56something either not in the CC&Rs or so
- 8:59petty that enforcing it required Deirdre
- 9:02to be watching my house with binoculars,
- 9:05which honestly, she might have been.
- 9:08Then she went after my trees. Two red
- 9:10oaks stood in the front yard at 814.
- 9:14Grandpa Harlan planted them the year he
- 9:15moved in, 1972.
- 9:18They were 52 years old, same age as me,
- 9:21which is a coincidence I didn't
- 9:23appreciate until they were gone. I came
- 9:26home from a job site on a Wednesday
- 9:27afternoon and there was a stump grinder
- 9:30parked on my curb. Both trees had been
- 9:33cut to stumps. The sawdust was still
- 9:35wet. The whole front yard smelled like
- 9:37fresh-cut oak and diesel, that thick,
- 9:39sweet smell that sticks to everything. A
- 9:42landscaping crew was loading the last
- 9:44rounds of trunk wood into a flatbed. I
- 9:46asked the foreman what happened. "HOA
- 9:48lady called us. Said the trees were
- 9:51blocking a sightline for traffic. Paid
- 9:53half up front. Said to bill the
- 9:55homeowner for the rest." He handed me a
- 9:57yellow carbon copy invoice, $1,200,
- 10:01billed to Curtis Ingram, 814 Maplewood
- 10:04Terrace. She cut down my grandfather's
- 10:06trees and sent me the bill. I stood in
- 10:09the sawdust and stared at the two
- 10:10circles of pale wood in the dirt where
- 10:12those oaks used to be.
- 10:1452 years of growth, and it took one
- 10:16phone call and an afternoon to erase
- 10:18them. That night I went downstairs to
- 10:20the basement looking for Grandpa
- 10:22Harlan's old photo albums. I wanted to
- 10:24find a picture of those trees when they
- 10:26were saplings. I didn't find the albums,
- 10:29but I found something else. In the back
- 10:31corner, behind the water heater, there
- 10:33was a fireproof safe the size of a
- 10:35microwave. I knew it was there. I'd seen
- 10:37it when I moved in, but I'd never opened
- 10:39it. The key was on the same ring as the
- 10:41house keys, a small brass thing that
- 10:43looked older than me. Inside, folders, a
- 10:46lot of them. Tax receipts going back to
- 10:49the '60s, survey maps with pencil marks
- 10:51and Grandpa Harlan's handwriting in the
- 10:53margins, a bundle of documents held
- 10:55together with a rubber band so old it
- 10:57crumbled when I touched it. I didn't
- 10:59read through everything that night. I
- 11:01was tired, and the legal language was
- 11:03dense, but one thing caught my eye. A
- 11:06plat map from 1968
- 11:09with the word Ingram printed across 14
- 11:11individual lot lines. Not one lot, 14. I
- 11:15took a photo with my phone and dropped
- 11:17the folders into one of my moving boxes.
- 11:19I figured I'd look at it later when I
- 11:21had time and maybe a lawyer. That was
- 11:24the same week Deirdre filed the lien.
- 11:26$2,400 in outstanding fines, the phony
- 11:29ones, all of them filed as a lien
- 11:31against my property at the Franklin
- 11:32County Recorder's office, which meant I
- 11:34couldn't sell 814 Maplewood Terrace
- 11:37until the lien was resolved. I was
- 11:39trapped in a house I wanted to leave on
- 11:42a block where nobody would look at me,
- 11:44being fined for things that weren't
- 11:45violations by a woman who didn't even
- 11:47live on my street. I called a real
- 11:49estate attorney. His name was Nolan
- 11:52Pruitt, a solo practitioner out of
- 11:53Westerville who specialized in title
- 11:55disputes and HOA conflicts. He'd seen
- 11:58cases like mine before. "The lien's
- 12:00probably invalid," he told me. "Ohio
- 12:03requires the HOA to give written notice
- 12:06and an opportunity to be heard before
- 12:08recording a lien. Did they give you a
- 12:10hearing?" They hadn't. No hearing, no
- 12:13vote, just Deirdra and her red ink
- 12:15letterhead. "Then we can challenge it,
- 12:17but Curtis, it'll take time and she'll
- 12:19keep piling on while we wait." He was
- 12:22right about that. I decided to leave,
- 12:24not because Deirdra won, because I was
- 12:2652 years old, living alone in a dead
- 12:29man's house, spending every evening
- 12:31reading HOA bylaws, and filing
- 12:34complaints that nobody answered. I was
- 12:36tired. The kind of tired that doesn't go
- 12:38away with sleep. Nolan said he could
- 12:40fight the lien from his office. I didn't
- 12:42need to be on Maplewood Terrace to
- 12:44challenge it. So, I called U-Haul,
- 12:46booked a 26-footer for Saturday morning,
- 12:49and started packing. Thursday night, 2
- 12:51days before the move, my phone rang, a
- 12:53number I didn't recognize. "Mr. Ingram,
- 12:56this is Sergeant Billings with Franklin
- 12:58County Code Enforcement. We received a
- 13:00complaint about an occupied dwelling at
- 13:02814 Maplewood Terrace that may be in
- 13:05violation of county housing standards. I
- 13:07need to schedule an inspection." A
- 13:09complaint from who? "I can't disclose
- 13:11that, sir, but the report says the
- 13:13property may be housing unauthorized
- 13:15occupants." Unauthorized occupants? I
- 13:17lived alone. There were no occupants
- 13:19authorized or otherwise. Deirdra had
- 13:22called code enforcement and told them I
- 13:24was running some kind of unlicensed
- 13:25boarding house out of a two-bedroom
- 13:27ranch where the only living thing
- 13:29besides me was a spider plant I kept
- 13:31forgetting to water. The inspector came
- 13:33Friday morning. 6:45 a.m. I was still in
- 13:37my boxers. He walked through every room,
- 13:40checked the smoke detectors, looked at
- 13:42the water heater, counted the beds. One
- 13:44bed, one toothbrush, one cereal bowl in
- 13:47the sink. Looks like one person lives
- 13:49here. Mr. Ingram, that's because one
- 13:52person does. He left. But I found out
- 13:55later that same morning a video appeared
- 13:57in the Maplewood Terrace Neighborhood
- 13:59Watch Facebook group. A 30-second clip
- 14:01of the code enforcement truck parked in
- 14:03front of my house, filmed from across
- 14:05the street. The caption read, "County
- 14:08inspector at 814 this morning. Just
- 14:11saying." Deirdre didn't post it. She
- 14:13didn't have to. She told three neighbors
- 14:16about the complaint the night before.
- 14:18One of them held up a phone and pressed
- 14:20record. By noon, 46 people had seen that
- 14:23clip. None of them knew why code
- 14:25enforcement was there. All of them
- 14:27assumed the worst. I was no longer just
- 14:30the guy who didn't pay his fines. I was
- 14:32the guy who had county inspectors
- 14:34showing up before sunrise. In a
- 14:36neighborhood like Maplewood Terrace,
- 14:38that's one step below a police raid.
- 14:40Saturday morning, moving day. I had the
- 14:43U-Haul backed up to the garage by 6:00
- 14:45a.m. The October air was cold enough to
- 14:47see my breath. And the metal ramp of the
- 14:49truck rang every time I set a box down a
- 14:51flat, hollow clang that echoed off the
- 14:54houses like a bell nobody wanted to
- 14:56hear. By 8:00, I'd loaded the bedroom
- 14:58and half the kitchen. That's when
- 15:00Deirdre showed up. You already heard
- 15:02what she said.
- 15:03The curb. The garbage. The cops. What
- 15:07you didn't hear was the 22 minutes
- 15:09between her phone call and the cruiser
- 15:11pulling up. 22 minutes of Deirdre
- 15:13standing on the sidewalk with her arms
- 15:15crossed narrating my failures to anyone
- 15:18who walked by. Three years of fines.
- 15:21Never paid a dime. Now he's trying to
- 15:23sneak out like a thief. One neighbor
- 15:25came out to watch, then another. By the
- 15:28time Officer Tate stepped out of his
- 15:29cruiser, five people were standing on
- 15:32their lawns in bathrobes and slippers,
- 15:34watching Curtis Ingram get treated like
- 15:36a suspect for loading a couch into a
- 15:38rental truck. Officer Tate was
- 15:40professional, checked my ID, checked the
- 15:42deed. Sir, you're the homeowner here?
- 15:45Yes, sir. You're moving your own
- 15:46belongings into your own truck? Yes,
- 15:49sir. He turned to Deidra. Ma'am, this is
- 15:52a civil matter regarding HOA fines. We
- 15:54don't enforce that. He has every right
- 15:56to load his truck and leave. Deidra's
- 15:58face went the color of old brick. This
- 16:01is not over, Mr. Ingram. I will put a
- 16:03lien on everything you own. You already
- 16:06have, ma'am. Officer Tate left. Deidra
- 16:09left. The neighbors drifted back inside
- 16:11one by one, coffee cups in hand, like
- 16:14they just watched a car accident that
- 16:16turned out to be a fender bender. I
- 16:17loaded the last box around noon. And
- 16:20when I pulled the sun visor down to
- 16:22block the glare, a folder slid off the
- 16:24dashboard onto the passenger seat. The
- 16:26folder from the safe. I tossed it there
- 16:28Wednesday night and forgotten about it.
- 16:30I picked it up, opened it, and stared at
- 16:32that plat map again.
- 16:3414 lots. Ingram. Every single one. I
- 16:38took a picture and texted it to Nolan.
- 16:40Can you run a title search on these?
- 16:42Then I put the truck in drive and left
- 16:44Maplewood Terrace. I didn't look in the
- 16:46mirror. Three days after I left
- 16:48Maplewood Terrace, Nolan called. Curtis,
- 16:51I need you in my office. Bring
- 16:53everything from that safe. I drove to
- 16:55Westerville with a cardboard box full of
- 16:57my dead grandfather's paperwork on the
- 16:59passenger seat. Nolan's office sat above
- 17:01a dry cleaner on State Street, the kind
- 17:04of place where you could smell fabric
- 17:05softener through the floor vents, sweet
- 17:08and chemical at the same time. He'd
- 17:10cleared his entire desk. Spread across
- 17:12it were printouts from the Franklin
- 17:14County Recorder's Office, plat maps,
- 17:16deed transfers going back to 1965.
- 17:21He looked at me like a doctor about to
- 17:22deliver test results. Your grandfather
- 17:25bought that land in 1968.
- 17:27All of it. 14 lots.
- 17:30It was a hay field at the time, nothing
- 17:32on it but grass and a drainage ditch. I
- 17:35knew Grandpa Harlan had bought property.
- 17:37I didn't know it was 14 lots. In 1971,
- 17:41a developer named Crowell Buyers
- 17:43Construction approached him about
- 17:45building a subdivision. Your grandfather
- 17:48agreed to sell the land on a land
- 17:50contract, basically an installment plan.
- 17:53Crowell Buyers would pay him over 30
- 17:55years, and when the last payment
- 17:57cleared, the deed would transfer. Okay.
- 18:00Crowell Buyers built the houses, sold
- 18:02them to buyers with warranty deeds,
- 18:04deeds that guaranteed clear ownership of
- 18:06the land. So, the homeowners own their
- 18:08land? No. That's the problem. Crowell
- 18:11Buyers never finished paying your
- 18:13grandfather. They made payments through
- 18:151989,
- 18:18then declared bankruptcy in 1993.
- 18:21The company dissolved. The remaining
- 18:23balance, about 40% of the purchase
- 18:25price, was never paid.
- 18:27Your grandfather's attorney sent default
- 18:29notices, but there was nobody to send
- 18:31them to. Crowell Buyers didn't exist
- 18:33anymore. The fabric softener smell
- 18:35drifted up through the floor. I stared
- 18:38at the plat map. Because the land
- 18:39contract was never completed, the deed
- 18:42never transferred. Crowell Buyers sold
- 18:44houses on land they didn't own. The
- 18:46warranty deeds they gave those
- 18:48homeowners are technically defective.
- 18:50They warranted title they couldn't
- 18:51deliver. So, who owns the land? Nolan
- 18:54slid a single sheet of paper across the
- 18:56desk. County recorder printout. 14
- 18:59parcels. Every single one still
- 19:01registered to Harlan T. Ingram, deceased
- 19:04estate transferred to Curtis J. Ingram
- 19:06per last will and testament, probated
- 19:082022.
- 19:10You do. All 14 lots. Every house on that
- 19:13block is sitting on your dirt. I sat
- 19:15there for a long time. The building's
- 19:17heating system clicked on a low rattle
- 19:19in the walls and I thought about Deirdre
- 19:20Lummus standing on that sidewalk, arms
- 19:23crossed, telling me she owned my curb,
- 19:25telling me nothing moved without her say
- 19:27so, calling the cops on me while I
- 19:29loaded boxes in the dark, on my land.
- 19:33She was standing on my land. She called
- 19:35the cops on me, I said, on my own
- 19:38property. Technically, on your own 14
- 19:41properties. Did Grandpa Harlan know? He
- 19:44knew. He paid taxes on those parcels
- 19:47every year until he died. The homeowners
- 19:49title insurance companies should have
- 19:51caught the defect, but the plat name
- 19:53changed twice. Crowell buyers filed it
- 19:55as Maplewood Estates, your grandfather's
- 19:58deed says Ingram Farm, and the current
- 20:00subdivision is Maplewood Terrace.
- 20:02Different names, same dirt. It fell
- 20:05through the cracks. I looked at the box
- 20:07of folders on the floor. 58 years of tax
- 20:10receipts. Grandpa Harlan had been paying
- 20:12property taxes on 14 lots for over half
- 20:15a century and never said a word to me
- 20:17about it. What do I do now? Nolan leaned
- 20:19back. That depends on what kind of
- 20:21person you are. Here's what I didn't do.
- 20:24I didn't call Deirdra. I didn't drive
- 20:26back to Maplewood Terrace and knock on
- 20:28her door. I didn't post anything on
- 20:30Facebook or tell a single neighbor. What
- 20:32I did was sit in Nolan's office for
- 20:33another two hours and figure out what my
- 20:35options actually were. Option one, sell
- 20:38the land. Cash out 14 parcels in
- 20:41suburban Columbus. Walk away with a
- 20:43check. Let someone else deal with the
- 20:45mess. Nolan estimated the raw land value
- 20:48at somewhere north of 900,000, depending
- 20:51on zoning. Option two, do nothing. Keep
- 20:55paying taxes, let the homeowners stay,
- 20:57avoid the headache entirely. Option
- 21:00three, assert ownership. Notify every
- 21:03homeowner on the block that they were
- 21:04living on my land, offer to work out new
- 21:06agreements, and force the HOA, Deirdre's
- 21:09HOA, to account for 6 years of collected
- 21:11dues. I picked option three. Not because
- 21:14I wanted to fight, because Deirdre
- 21:16Loomis had cut down my grandfather's
- 21:18trees, filed false liens against my
- 21:20house, called the cops on me for moving
- 21:22a couch, and sicked code enforcement on
- 21:24a man who lived alone with a spider
- 21:26plant. And she did all of it while
- 21:28standing on land my family had owned
- 21:29since before she was born. Some things
- 21:32you can't walk away from and still look
- 21:34at yourself in the morning. First ally,
- 21:36Nolan Pruitt. He'd file a quiet title
- 21:38action, a legal proceeding that asks the
- 21:40court to formally confirm who owns a
- 21:42disputed property. It's not a lawsuit
- 21:45against anyone. It's a request for the
- 21:47court to look at the deed chain, the tax
- 21:49records, the land contract, and rule on
- 21:51ownership once and for all.
- 21:53He said it would take 4 to 6 weeks once
- 21:55filed. Second ally came as a surprise,
- 21:58Glenn Acheson, the retired postal
- 22:00worker, the guy who'd sat through 6
- 22:02years of board meetings staring at the
- 22:04floor, called me out of the blue.
- 22:06"Curtis, I heard you left. I wanted to
- 22:08say something I should have said a long
- 22:10time ago. Deirdre's been collecting dues
- 22:13from every house on this block, 200 a
- 22:15month. 14 houses for 6 years. That's
- 22:18over $200,000.
- 22:20She's never shown me a financial
- 22:22statement, not once. I signed whatever
- 22:24she put in front of me because I was too
- 22:26old and too tired to argue. I did the
- 22:28math later. 14 houses, 200 a month, 72
- 22:32months, $216,000
- 22:34total collected on paper. How much of it
- 22:37actually went to community maintenance?
- 22:39Glenn didn't know. Nobody did. Because
- 22:41Deirdre never opened the books. Glenn
- 22:44signed an affidavit for Nolan. Every
- 22:46word of it true. Third ally, Ramona
- 22:49Pratt, 44, ran a nail salon out of a
- 22:52converted garage on the corner lot at
- 22:54the end of the block. She'd leased that
- 22:56lot directly from Grandpa Harlan, a
- 22:58handshake deal at first, then a written
- 23:00lease that said Ingram Family Trust
- 23:02right across the top. Ramona was the
- 23:04only person on Maplewood Terrace who
- 23:06knew the land belonged to my family.
- 23:08She'd kept quiet for years because
- 23:10Deirdre had threatened to report her
- 23:11salon as an illegal commercial operation
- 23:14in a residential zone if she made
- 23:15trouble. Your grandpa was the only
- 23:17landlord who ever treated me fair,
- 23:20Ramona told me over the phone. Her voice
- 23:22was steady but tight, the way people
- 23:24sound when they've been holding
- 23:25something in for too long. Whatever you
- 23:27need from me, I'm in. The plan was
- 23:30simple, three steps. Step one, Nolan
- 23:34files the quiet title action at Franklin
- 23:36County Court. Step two, I write a letter
- 23:38to every homeowner on the block. Not a
- 23:41threat, not a demand, just the facts who
- 23:43owns the land, what a land contract is,
- 23:46what the quiet title action means, and a
- 23:48clear promise that I have no intention
- 23:50of removing anyone from their home. The
- 23:52land contract mess wasn't their fault.
- 23:55It was Crow Buyers' fault and they'd
- 23:57been bankrupt for 30 years. Step three,
- 24:00force a special meeting. Most CCNRs
- 24:03allow homeowners to call a special
- 24:04meeting if enough people sign a
- 24:06petition, usually between 10 and 25%.
- 24:09Maplewood Terrace had 14 houses. 25%
- 24:13meant four signatures. I had Glenn, I
- 24:16had Ramona. I needed two more. Ramona
- 24:19helped me photocopy 14 packets at her
- 24:21salon. Her copier jammed three times and
- 24:24by the end, the whole place smelled like
- 24:26hot toner and acetone from the nail
- 24:28stations, a combination that could
- 24:30probably strip paint off a car hood. 14
- 24:33letters, 14 certified mailings, return
- 24:36receipt requested. I dropped them at the
- 24:38post office on a Monday morning and
- 24:40waited. Deirdre received her letter on
- 24:42Wednesday. I know because Nolan got a
- 24:44voicemail from an attorney named Trent
- 24:46Garver at 8:15 Thursday morning, hired
- 24:48by Deirdre overnight, apparently
- 24:51demanding that Curtis Ingram cease all
- 24:53fraudulent claims of ownership and
- 24:55retract the defamatory letters sent to
- 24:57Maplewood Terrace residents. Nolan
- 24:59didn't return the call. He didn't have
- 25:01to. The quiet title action was already
- 25:04filed with the court, but Deirdre wasn't
- 25:06waiting for courts. Deirdre was a woman
- 25:08who solved problems the same way she ran
- 25:11board meetings, fast, loud, and without
- 25:13asking anyone's permission. Friday
- 25:15evening, six days after the letters went
- 25:18out, I drove back to 814 Maplewood
- 25:21Terrace to pick up a few things I'd left
- 25:23in the basement. Grandpa Harlan's
- 25:25toolbox, some old photo albums, a box of
- 25:28Christmas ornaments my daughter had made
- 25:30in elementary school. The front door
- 25:31wouldn't open. Not stuck, not swollen
- 25:34from humidity. The lock had been
- 25:35changed. Brand new deadbolt, shiny
- 25:38brass, still had the manufacturer's
- 25:40sticker on the face plate. I walked
- 25:42around to the back door. Same thing. New
- 25:45knob, new deadbolt. Taped to the back
- 25:47door was a notice on HOA letterhead.
- 25:50Property secured by Maplewood Terrace
- 25:52Homeowners Association per Article 9,
- 25:55Section 3, Abandoned Property
- 25:57Maintenance Provision. I pulled up the
- 25:59CC&Rs on my phone and scrolled to
- 26:01Article 9. Section 3 didn't exist.
- 26:04Article 9 had two sections. Neither
- 26:06mentioned abandoned property. Neither
- 26:09gave the HOA the right to enter a
- 26:10private home for any reason. Deirdre
- 26:13Loomis had hired a locksmith, entered my
- 26:15house without my knowledge or consent,
- 26:17changed every lock, and posted a fake
- 26:19legal notice to justify it. Standing on
- 26:22that back porch, I could smell the
- 26:24inside of the house through the mail
- 26:25slot, Grandpa Harlan's house. The motor
- 26:28oil and pine. Faint now, but still
- 26:30there, and I couldn't get to it. The
- 26:32evening was quiet. A lawn mower hummed
- 26:35two streets over. A dog barked once and
- 26:37stopped. I called Nolan from the
- 26:39driveway. "That's criminal trespass," he
- 26:42said, "and unauthorized entry. You can
- 26:44file a police report tonight." "Will it
- 26:46matter?" "It'll matter when the judge
- 26:48sees it. File the report, get the locks
- 26:51changed back, and document everything.
- 26:53Take pictures of that notice. I filed
- 26:56the report. Officer Tate, same cop from
- 26:58moving day, responded. He remembered me.
- 27:01"The HOA lady again?" he said. And I
- 27:03could tell from his face he wasn't
- 27:05surprised. He photographed the notice,
- 27:07documented the new locks, and wrote it
- 27:09up. I called a locksmith of my own. By
- 27:1210:00 p.m., I was back inside my own
- 27:14house, sitting on the bare living room
- 27:16floor because all the furniture was in a
- 27:18storage unit across town, eating a gas
- 27:21station sandwich that tasted like the
- 27:23inside of a plastic bag. The next
- 27:25morning, Deirdre went door to door. She
- 27:28hit every house on the block. Her pitch,
- 27:30according to Glenn, who called me that
- 27:32afternoon, "Curtis Ingram is claiming he
- 27:34owns all of your land. If the court
- 27:37agrees with him, he can evict every
- 27:38single one of you. Your house will be
- 27:40worthless. He will tear up your lease
- 27:42and sell the dirt to a developer." Six
- 27:45homeowners believed her. Within a week,
- 27:47they'd signed a petition asking the
- 27:49court to reject Curtis Ingram's
- 27:51ownership claim. Deirdre's new attorney
- 27:53filed it alongside a motion to delay the
- 27:55quiet title hearing. Glenn called me
- 27:57again. His voice was different this
- 27:59time, lower, like he was cupping the
- 28:01phone. "Curtis, she's turning the whole
- 28:04block against you. Half these people
- 28:06think you're here to bulldoze their
- 28:07houses. The worst part? I understood why
- 28:10they believed her. A stranger shows up,
- 28:12claims he owns the ground under your
- 28:14home, and your HOA president, the woman
- 28:16who's been running things for 6 years,
- 28:18the only authority you've ever known,
- 28:20tells you he's a threat. Of course you
- 28:22believe her. Fear makes sense when you
- 28:24don't have information." Nolan filed the
- 28:26quiet title action on schedule, but he
- 28:29warned me about something I hadn't
- 28:30considered. If enough homeowners file
- 28:32individual lis pendens claims, that's a
- 28:35formal notice of pending litigation
- 28:36against your title. It won't stop you
- 28:38from winning the case, but it'll cloud
- 28:40the title on all 14 parcels for years.
- 28:43You won't be able to sell, refinance, or
- 28:45develop any of it until every single
- 28:48claim is resolved. You could win the war
- 28:50and still be stuck. I thought about that
- 28:53for 3 days. 3 days of staring at the
- 28:55ceiling in a borrowed bedroom doing math
- 28:58I didn't like. Then Glenn called a third
- 29:00time. Boyd, Selby, and Colleen Drake
- 29:03signed the petition for the meeting, not
- 29:05Deirdre's petition. That's four. We've
- 29:08got enough. Four signatures, 25%. I
- 29:12called Nolan. File it. We're doing the
- 29:14meeting. Deirdre had one card left and
- 29:17she played it the same week. She called
- 29:19Franklin County Code Enforcement again
- 29:22and reported 814 Maplewood Terrace as an
- 29:25abandoned property, cited the empty
- 29:27rooms, the missing furniture, the fact
- 29:29that I hadn't been seen on the block in
- 29:31weeks. She wanted the county to condemn
- 29:33it, board it up, make it official. The
- 29:36inspector came back, same guy from last
- 29:39time. He walked through the house,
- 29:40turned on the kitchen faucet, flipped a
- 29:42light switch, checked the furnace. Mr.
- 29:45Ingram, the utilities are on, the
- 29:47structure is sound, and someone clearly
- 29:49changed the locks recently twice from
- 29:51the looks of it. This isn't abandoned. I
- 29:54know it isn't. I'm going to close this
- 29:56complaint, but if she calls again, I'll
- 29:58have to come back. That's how it works.
- 30:01He left. I thanked him and locked the
- 30:02door with my lock this time. That same
- 30:04afternoon, Deirdre posted on the
- 30:06Maplewood Terrace Facebook group, a
- 30:08photo of 814, my house taken from the
- 30:12street, empty driveway, curtains closed.
- 30:15Caption, "This is what happens when
- 30:17absentee landlords abandon our
- 30:19community. The board is exploring all
- 30:21legal options to protect your property
- 30:23values." 31 reactions, 14 comments, most
- 30:27of them angry at me. But while Deirdre
- 30:29was fighting on Facebook, Nolan found
- 30:32something that changed everything. He'd
- 30:34been digging through the HOA's
- 30:35incorporation records or trying to. He
- 30:38called me on a Tuesday evening and I
- 30:40could hear him smiling through the
- 30:41phone. Curtis, Maplewood Terrace
- 30:44Homeowners Association was never
- 30:45properly incorporated. Deirdre filed
- 30:48articles of association, which is
- 30:49basically a club charter, but she never
- 30:51filed articles of incorporation with the
- 30:53Ohio Secretary of State. She never
- 30:56applied for an EIN as a nonprofit. She
- 30:58never registered as a mandatory
- 31:00membership HOA under Ohio Revised Code
- 31:03chapter 5312.
- 31:05What does that mean? It means the HOA as
- 31:08a legal entity doesn't exist. It's an
- 31:11unincorporated voluntary association. It
- 31:14can't record liens. It can't levy
- 31:16enforceable fines. It can't file
- 31:18lawsuits in its own name. Every lien she
- 31:21recorded against you, against anyone, is
- 31:23legally void. I sat down on the kitchen
- 31:26floor. The linoleum was cold through my
- 31:28jeans. I could hear the furnace ticking
- 31:31in the basement, and I thought about
- 31:32Glenn signing documents for 6 years
- 31:35because Deirdre told him to. I thought
- 31:37about 14 families paying $200 a month to
- 31:40an organization that didn't legally
- 31:42exist. Nolan, how much has she collected
- 31:45total? I subpoenaed the bank records
- 31:47last week as part of the quiet title
- 31:49discovery. The HOA account at Heartland
- 31:51Credit Union shows total deposits of
- 31:53$216,000
- 31:55over 72 months. What's the current
- 31:57balance? 4200 and change. 216,000
- 32:02in,
- 32:034200 left. No financial reports, no
- 32:07receipts, no reserve fund, no pool, no
- 32:11clubhouse, no gate, no security patrol,
- 32:14nothing that would explain where
- 32:15$212,000
- 32:17went. Where did the money go, Nolan?
- 32:20That's not my area. But if four or five
- 32:22homeowners wanted to file a joint
- 32:24complaint with the Ohio Attorney
- 32:25General's office, that would be
- 32:27someone's area. I didn't say anything
- 32:29for a while. The refrigerator hummed.
- 32:31Outside, a car drove past with the bass
- 32:34turned up, just a dull pulse of
- 32:35vibration through the walls, there and
- 32:38gone. Everything was coming together,
- 32:40but I still had to get through the
- 32:41meeting. The special meeting was
- 32:43scheduled for a Thursday evening, 7:00
- 32:45p.m. in the community room at the
- 32:47entrance to Maplewood Terrace. Same
- 32:49cinder block building, same carpet
- 32:51cleaner smell, same fluorescent lights.
- 32:54Nolan had also told me the quiet title
- 32:56hearing was scheduled for that same
- 32:58Thursday 10:00 a.m. meter.
- 33:00Franklin County Court of Common Pleas,
- 33:03Judge Holloway. I asked him if we'd have
- 33:05the ruling by evening. Maybe.
- 33:07Judge Holloway is efficient, and this
- 33:09isn't a complicated case. The deed chain
- 33:12is clean, but I can't promise anything.
- 33:15If we don't have it by 7:00, then you
- 33:17walk into that meeting with everything
- 33:19except the final stamp. The deed, the
- 33:22tax records, the land contract, the bank
- 33:25records. It's enough. The ruling is
- 33:28confirmation, not revelation. I pressed
- 33:31my suit that Wednesday night, first time
- 33:33I'd worn one since Grandpa Harlan's
- 33:34funeral. The iron hissed and spit on a
- 33:37wrinkle near the collar, and the steam
- 33:39smelled like starch and something older,
- 33:41like the inside of a closet that hadn't
- 33:43been opened in years. Thursday morning,
- 33:4610:00 a.m. courthouse. The courtroom
- 33:50smelled like wood polish and recycled
- 33:52air. Judge Holloway heard the quiet
- 33:55title case at 10:08 a.m. Nolan presented
- 33:58the deed chain, Harlan Ingram's original
- 34:00purchase in 1968,
- 34:02the land contract with Crowell buyers,
- 34:05the default in 1993, 58 years of
- 34:08uninterrupted tax payments, the probated
- 34:11will transferring everything to me.
- 34:13Deirdre's attorney, Trent Garber, argued
- 34:15adverse possession. The homeowners had
- 34:17been living on the land for decades.
- 34:19They should be considered the rightful
- 34:21owners by occupation. Judge Holloway
- 34:23didn't hesitate. Adverse possession
- 34:25requires the occupants to believe they
- 34:27hold title without permission. A land
- 34:30contract is, by definition, permission.
- 34:33The occupants' predecessors purchased
- 34:35homes from a developer who was
- 34:36contractually permitted to build on this
- 34:38land. That's not adverse. That's
- 34:40licensed. Motion denied. Nolan squeezed
- 34:44my shoulder, but the judge didn't rule
- 34:46on the spot. He said he'd issue the
- 34:48order by end of day and that his clerk
- 34:50would email it to both parties. We left
- 34:52the courthouse at 10:41 a.m. I had 8
- 34:55hours and 19 minutes until the meeting.
- 34:59I spent most of that day in Nolan's
- 35:01office going over the bank records one
- 35:03more time. $216,000
- 35:06deposited into the Heartland Credit
- 35:08Union account over 6 years. $4,200
- 35:11remaining. No invoices for landscaping.
- 35:14No contracts for maintenance. No
- 35:16receipts for insurance. The only
- 35:18recurring expenses Nolan could identify
- 35:21were the P.O. box rental $84 a year and
- 35:25a monthly transfer of $600 to a personal
- 35:27checking account under the name D. L.
- 35:30Loomis. 600 a month. 72 months. $43,200
- 35:36transferred directly to Deirdre's
- 35:38personal account. That was just the
- 35:40piece we could trace. The rest, over
- 35:42160,000, was unaccounted for. Nolan
- 35:45printed everything. Two copies. 7:00
- 35:48p.m. Maplewood Terrace community room. I
- 35:51pulled into the parking lot at 6:48. The
- 35:53building looked the same as always. Flat
- 35:55roof, cinder block, a single overhead
- 35:58light buzzing above the door with a halo
- 36:00of moths circling it like they were
- 36:02waiting for an invitation. The carpet
- 36:04cleaner smell hit me when I opened the
- 36:05door and underneath it, the faint
- 36:07sourness of a room that never got enough
- 36:09air. 11 homeowners showed up. Out of 14,
- 36:1311. Some I recognized from moving day.
- 36:16The bathrobes were gone replaced by
- 36:18jeans and polo shirts, but the
- 36:20expressions were the same. Cautious.
- 36:23Quiet. The kind of faces people wear
- 36:25when they know something is about to
- 36:27happen, but aren't sure whose side
- 36:28they're on. Deirdre sat in the front
- 36:30row, Lyle next to her. She wore a blazer
- 36:33and had a leather folder on her lap. She
- 36:36looked like a woman who had prepared a
- 36:37speech. Glenn, Ramona, Boyd, and Colleen
- 36:40sat together near the back. Glenn gave
- 36:42me a nod so small you'd miss it if you
- 36:44weren't looking. I stood at the folding
- 36:46table. Same table where Deirdre had
- 36:49banged her gavel and told me homeowners
- 36:51with outstanding fines don't get a
- 36:53voice. No gavel tonight. My name is
- 36:55Curtis Ingram. Most of you know me as
- 36:57the guy from 814 who didn't pay his
- 37:00fines. Some of you know me as the guy
- 37:02who had code enforcement at his house
- 37:04before sunrise. A few of you might know
- 37:06me as the guy whose trees got cut down
- 37:08without his permission. Nobody laughed.
- 37:11Nobody moved. I'm here tonight to tell
- 37:13you something about the ground under
- 37:15your houses.
- 37:16In 1968, my grandfather, Harlan Ingram,
- 37:20purchased 14 lots, this entire block,
- 37:23when it was still farmland. A developer
- 37:25built your homes on his land under a
- 37:27contract that was never completed. That
- 37:30developer went bankrupt in 1993.
- 37:33The deed never transferred. The land
- 37:35still belongs to my family. It belongs
- 37:38to me. Deirdre stood up. That is a lie.
- 37:41This man is trying to steal your homes.
- 37:43My attorney. Mrs. Loomis, you'll have
- 37:45your turn. She sat down.
- 37:48Not because I told her to. Because 11
- 37:50pairs of eyes turned to look at her. And
- 37:53for the first time in 6 years, those
- 37:55eyes weren't afraid. I want to be clear.
- 37:58I am not here to evict anyone. I am not
- 38:01here to tear down your houses or sell
- 38:03your land to a developer. Your homes are
- 38:05yours. The land contract mess was caused
- 38:08by a company that doesn't exist anymore.
- 38:10That's not your fault. I laid out the
- 38:12documents on the table. Deed chain, tax
- 38:15records, land contract, bank statements.
- 38:18What is your fault, Mrs. Loomis, is
- 38:21this. I held up the bank printout.
- 38:23$216,000
- 38:25collected from 14 families over 6 years.
- 38:29Current balance, $4,200.
- 38:32No financial reports, no maintenance
- 38:34contracts, no reserve fund, and a
- 38:36monthly transfer of $600 to a personal
- 38:39checking account under the name D. L.
- 38:41Loomis. The room went dead quiet. I
- 38:44could hear the fluorescent light ticking
- 38:45above us. I could hear someone's phone
- 38:47vibrate in a back pocket. I could hear
- 38:50Lyle Loomis shift in his metal chair, a
- 38:52long slow creak, like a ship settling.
- 38:55Deirdre's face didn't move. Her mouth
- 38:58opened, closed, opened again. That money
- 39:02was for those were administrative costs.
- 39:04I have records at home. Glenn Acheson
- 39:06stood up. 68 years old, retired postal
- 39:10worker, 6 years of silence. His hands
- 39:13were shaking, but his voice wasn't. I
- 39:15was on that board for 6 years. She never
- 39:18showed me a single bank statement. I
- 39:20signed whatever she put in front of me,
- 39:22and I am sorry for that, but I never saw
- 39:24$1 accounted for. A woman in the third
- 39:27row, I didn't know her name, said, "I've
- 39:29been paying 200 a month for 4 years.
- 39:32Where's my money, Deirdre?" Then a man
- 39:34behind her, "Is this true? She's been
- 39:36taking our money?" Then another voice,
- 39:38then another. The room cracked open like
- 39:41a dam. Deirdre grabbed her leather
- 39:43folder and stood up. "You people have no
- 39:45idea what I've done for this block."
- 39:47Nolan's phone buzzed. He looked at it,
- 39:50looked at me, and held up the screen.
- 39:53"Ruling just came in." He read it out
- 39:55loud, steady and clear. Franklin County
- 39:58Court of Common Pleas, case number
- 40:002026CV04418.
- 40:03Curtis J. Ingram confirmed as owner of
- 40:06record. All 14 parcels, Maplewood
- 40:09Terrace subdivision. Judgment entered.
- 40:12Deirdre stared at Nolan,
- 40:14then at me,
- 40:15then at the 11 faces staring back at
- 40:17her, "You can't do this. I built this
- 40:20community." "You built it on my
- 40:21grandfather's land, Mrs. Loomis, and you
- 40:24charged people rent to live on it." Lyle
- 40:26took Deirdre's arm. She pulled away. He
- 40:29took it again, harder, and walked her
- 40:32toward the door. Her heels clicked on
- 40:34the linoleum, click, click, click, the
- 40:36same sound I'd heard every morning at
- 40:387:00 a.m. for 2 years. But this time the
- 40:40sound got quieter and quieter and then
- 40:44it stopped. Nobody followed them out.
- 40:47Ramona had brought cupcakes.
- 40:49The tray sat on a folding chair near the
- 40:51door. Next to it, untouched, was a plate
- 40:54of lemon bars Deirdre had brought. By
- 40:56the end of the night, every cupcake was
- 40:58gone. The lemon bars went into the
- 41:00trash. Deirdre and Lyle Loomis listed
- 41:03their house on Ridgewood Lane 9 days
- 41:06after the meeting. Sold it in under 3
- 41:08weeks. No forwarding address. No
- 41:11goodbye. Four homeowners, Glenn, Ramona,
- 41:14Boyd, and Colleen filed a joint
- 41:16complaint with the Ohio Attorney
- 41:17General's Consumer Protection Division
- 41:19regarding the missing funds. Last I
- 41:21heard, the state had opened a
- 41:23preliminary inquiry. I don't know where
- 41:25the 160-some thousand dollars went. I'm
- 41:28not sure Deirdre does, either. But
- 41:30someone's going to ask her, and this
- 41:32time she won't be able to hang up the
- 41:34phone. The liens disappeared. Every
- 41:37single one Deirdre had filed, mine and
- 41:39three others I didn't even know about,
- 41:41was voided the day after the court
- 41:42ruling. An unincorporated association
- 41:45can't record liens. It's like getting a
- 41:47parking ticket from your neighbor's kid.
- 41:49Looks real, feels scary, means nothing.
- 41:52Nolan helped me draft new land
- 41:54agreements for every homeowner on the
- 41:55block. Simple terms. Fair rent on the
- 41:58land well below market with 30-year
- 42:00leases and a right of first refusal if I
- 42:02ever decide to sell. 12 of the 14
- 42:05homeowners signed within the first
- 42:06month. The other two are still thinking.
- 42:09That's fine. I'm not going anywhere. The
- 42:11HOA got rebuilt from the ground up.
- 42:14Glenn Acheson, the man who stared at the
- 42:16floor for six years, is the new
- 42:18president. Ramona Pratt is treasurer,
- 42:20which means the books are open and the
- 42:21numbers are real. Boyd Selby is
- 42:23secretary. Their first official act was
- 42:26to rescind every fine Deirdra had ever
- 42:28issued. Their second was to plant two
- 42:31new red oaks in front of 814 Maplewood
- 42:34Terrace. They're saplings, thin as
- 42:37broomsticks, but they're in the ground.
- 42:39I moved back into Grandpa Harlan's
- 42:41house. Took me a weekend to get the
- 42:43furniture out of storage and another
- 42:45week to fix the railing and straighten
- 42:46the mailbox, the two things code
- 42:49enforcement had actually flagged. The
- 42:51garage still smells like motor oil and
- 42:53cut pine. I don't think that smell will
- 42:55ever leave and I don't want it to. One
- 42:58thing I did with the first year of land
- 42:59lease payments, I set up a scholarship,
- 43:02the Harlan Ingram Trade Scholarship,
- 43:04$5,000 a year for a graduating senior
- 43:07headed into a skilled trade program.
- 43:09Electrical, plumbing, HVAC, pipe
- 43:12fitting, the trades that built this
- 43:14block in the first place. The first
- 43:16award ceremony was held in the community
- 43:18room at Maplewood Terrace, same cinder
- 43:21block building, same fluorescent lights,
- 43:23but someone had brought in folding
- 43:25chairs with cushions and Ramona had hung
- 43:27a banner that read Harlan Ingram Trade
- 43:30Scholarship Class of 2026.
- 43:35The carpet cleaner smell was still
- 43:36there, but so was the smell of Ramona's
- 43:38cupcakes vanilla buttercream and fresh
- 43:41coffee from a pot Glenn had brought from
- 43:43home. I stood at the same folding table
- 43:45where Deirdra used to bang her gavel. A
- 43:4717-year-old kid named Tyler from the
- 43:49next town over shook my hand and held up
- 43:52a certificate and I thought about
- 43:53Grandpa Harlan sitting in this same room
- 43:5558 years ago signing a land contract for
- 43:58a hay field he thought might be worth
- 44:00something someday. He never told me
- 44:02about those 14 lots, never mentioned
- 44:05them once, but he paid the taxes every
- 44:07year, kept the receipts in a fireproof
- 44:10safe, and left me the key. I opened my
- 44:12mailbox last Tuesday. First time in a
- 44:15long while that I didn't flinch when I
- 44:16reached inside. No red ink, no fines,
- 44:20just a water bill and a coupon for oil
- 44:21changes. It felt like a normal Tuesday,
- 44:24and I can't tell you how long it's been
- 44:26since I had one of those. But, Maplewood
- 44:28Terrace wasn't the last surprise Grandpa
- 44:30Harlan left me. 3 weeks after that
- 44:32meeting, Deirdre's attorney filed a
- 44:34motion that put every single house on
- 44:36that block back in jeopardy, including
- 44:38mine. That story's coming, and it's
- 44:41worse. Drop your HOA horror story in the
- 44:43comments. I read every single one, and
- 44:46hit subscribe so you don't miss what
- 44:47Deirdre Loomis did next, because she is
- 44:49not done.
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