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HOA Called Cops as I Moved Out — Then Found Out I Owned the Entire Block — Transcript

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  1. 0:00Hey, put that box down. You are not
  2. 0:02loading one more thing onto that truck
  3. 0:04without going through me.
  4. 0:05>> Ma'am, I'm loading my own furniture into
  5. 0:07my own truck.
  6. 0:08>> That U-Haul has been rattling since 6:00
  7. 0:10a.m. Whole block's calling me about the
  8. 0:12noise.
  9. 0:13>> It's a rented truck parked at my curb.
  10. 0:16>> Your curb? I run this entire block.
  11. 0:18Every lot, every driveway, mine. Nothing
  12. 0:21moves without my say.
  13. 0:24>> I just need another hour to finish.
  14. 0:26>> You don't get an [music] hour. I already
  15. 0:27called the cops. 3 years of unpaid
  16. 0:30fines. You think you can just disappear?
  17. 0:32>> I'm not disappearing, ma'am. I'm moving
  18. 0:34out.
  19. 0:34>> Moving? With a truck full of garbage?
  20. 0:37Nothing you own is worth the gas to haul
  21. 0:39it.
  22. 0:40>> I set the box down. Tucked under the
  23. 0:42visor of that U-Haul sat a county deed
  24. 0:44my name on 14 lots. Every house on that
  25. 0:47entire block. 48 hours. Have you ever
  26. 0:50watched an HOA president find out she's
  27. 0:52been collecting fines on land she
  28. 0:54doesn't own? Because you are about to.
  29. 0:57Hit subscribe. You do not want to miss
  30. 0:59what happens to her. Let me take you
  31. 1:00back to how this started. 4 years ago,
  32. 1:03my grandfather Harlan Ingram passed away
  33. 1:05at 86.
  34. 1:06Worked 41 years as a pipefitter out of
  35. 1:09local 189.
  36. 1:11Never missed a day. Left behind a
  37. 1:13two-bedroom ranch at 814 Maplewood
  38. 1:16Terrace, a suburb about 30 minutes
  39. 1:18outside Columbus, Ohio. Nothing fancy.
  40. 1:22Vinyl siding, chain-link fence. The kind
  41. 1:25of house where the garage smells like
  42. 1:26motor oil and cut pine no matter how
  43. 1:28many times you sweep it out. I'm Curtis
  44. 1:31Ingram, 52, union electrician. When my
  45. 1:34marriage fell apart a few months after
  46. 1:36Grandpa Harlan died, I packed a bag and
  47. 1:38drove to Maplewood Terrace because it
  48. 1:40was the only place I owned outright.
  49. 1:42Moved in on a Tuesday. Didn't tell
  50. 1:45anyone. Didn't think I had to. The first
  51. 1:47thing I noticed was how quiet the block
  52. 1:49was. 14 houses lined up neat. Lawns
  53. 1:52trimmed to the same height. Garbage cans
  54. 1:55rolled out on the same morning. The only
  55. 1:57sound after 7:00 p.m. was the sprinklers
  56. 1:59clicking on and off that steady tick
  57. 2:01tick tick tick tick like a clock
  58. 2:03counting down something nobody was
  59. 2:05watching. The second thing I noticed was
  60. 2:07her, Deirdre Loomis, HOA president,
  61. 2:10self-appointed, reelected unopposed six
  62. 2:13years running not because anyone liked
  63. 2:15her, but because nobody wanted the
  64. 2:16headache of telling her no. She didn't
  65. 2:18even live on my block. Her house sat one
  66. 2:20street over on Ridgewood Lane, but she
  67. 2:23walked Maplewood Terrace every morning
  68. 2:24at 7:00 a.m. sharp. You could hear her
  69. 2:27heels on the sidewalk before you saw her
  70. 2:29click click click like a metronome set
  71. 2:31to the tempo of someone else's bad day.
  72. 2:34Two weeks after I moved in, I opened my
  73. 2:36mailbox and found an envelope with
  74. 2:38Maplewood Terrace Homeowners Association
  75. 2:41stamped across the top in red ink.
  76. 2:43Inside, two fines. $250 for roof
  77. 2:47discoloration and $150 for vehicle
  78. 2:50parked on driveway in excess of 72
  79. 2:53consecutive hours. My truck on my
  80. 2:55driveway at my house. I flipped through
  81. 2:58the CC&Rs every new homeowner gets a
  82. 3:01binder and Grandpa Harlan's was still in
  83. 3:03the kitchen drawer, dusty but complete.
  84. 3:05I read every page. There was nothing
  85. 3:07about how long you could park on your
  86. 3:09own driveway, not a word. The roof,
  87. 3:12fine. The only clause about exterior
  88. 3:14maintenance said visible structural
  89. 3:16damage. A few dark streaks from tree sap
  90. 3:19didn't qualify by any reading I could
  91. 3:20manage. I called the number on the
  92. 3:22letterhead. Deirdre picked up on the
  93. 3:24second ring. Mrs. Loomis, I got two
  94. 3:27fines in the mail. I don't think either
  95. 3:29one is in the CC&Rs.
  96. 3:31Mr. Ingram, those fines are issued at my
  97. 3:34discretion based on community standards.
  98. 3:36Community standards aren't in the
  99. 3:38document though. I've read it. Pay it or
  100. 3:40I'll lien your house. Your choice. She
  101. 3:43hung up. I sat there at Grandpa Harlan's
  102. 3:45kitchen table looking at $400 in fines
  103. 3:48for doing absolutely nothing wrong and I
  104. 3:50had a thought that I'm guessing some of
  105. 3:52you have had, too. Maybe she does this
  106. 3:54because nobody ever pushes back. Here's
  107. 3:56the thing most people don't realize, and
  108. 3:58I didn't either until I started reading.
  109. 4:00An HOA can only fine you for violations
  110. 4:03that are specifically written in the
  111. 4:04CC&Rs
  112. 4:06or the bylaws. If the rule doesn't exist
  113. 4:08in the documents, the fine doesn't
  114. 4:10exist, either. Doesn't matter what the
  115. 4:12president says, doesn't matter what
  116. 4:14letter she sends, no rule, no fine. I
  117. 4:17didn't pay, and that's when things
  118. 4:19started getting personal. 30 days after
  119. 4:21I ignored those fines, a letter showed
  120. 4:23up from a law firm called Kirkner and
  121. 4:25Floss, representation of Maplewood
  122. 4:27Terrace HOA, outstanding balance $400,
  123. 4:33demand for payment within 15 days or
  124. 4:36lien proceedings will commence. Looked
  125. 4:38real, sounded real. The letterhead had
  126. 4:40an address in downtown Columbus, a phone
  127. 4:43number, a bar registration line. So, I
  128. 4:45did what any reasonable person would do,
  129. 4:47I Googled them. Kirkner and Floss was a
  130. 4:49two- attorney office specializing in
  131. 4:51small residential closings, not
  132. 4:53litigation, not collections, just
  133. 4:56closings. The kind of firm that
  134. 4:58processes paperwork and charges you $300
  135. 5:01to notarize a stack of forms. They were
  136. 5:03not going to litigate a $400 fine
  137. 5:06dispute. This was a bluff, a
  138. 5:08nice-looking bluff on expensive paper,
  139. 5:11but a bluff. I didn't respond to that
  140. 5:13one, either. Two weeks later, I tried a
  141. 5:15different approach. The HOA held monthly
  142. 5:18board meetings on the first Thursday of
  143. 5:20every month at the community room, a
  144. 5:21cinder block building at the entrance to
  145. 5:23the subdivision that smelled like old
  146. 5:25carpet cleaner and the inside of a
  147. 5:27filing cabinet. I showed up at 6:58 p.m.
  148. 5:31with my CC&R binder under my arm. Here's
  149. 5:34what I found, three people. Deirdre
  150. 5:36Loomis, sitting at a folding table with
  151. 5:38a gavel, a literal gavel, like a judge.
  152. 5:41Her husband, Lyle, sitting next to her
  153. 5:44taking minutes on a yellow legal pad.
  154. 5:46and one homeowner, Glenn Acheson, 68,
  155. 5:50retired postal worker, sitting three
  156. 5:52rows back, looking like he'd rather be
  157. 5:54anywhere else on Earth. That was the
  158. 5:56board. That was the entire governing
  159. 5:58body of Maplewood Terrace. I stood up to
  160. 6:01speak. Deirdre cut me off before I got
  161. 6:03my name out. Homeowners with outstanding
  162. 6:05fines don't get a voice at this table.
  163. 6:08I'm not asking for a voice. I'm asking
  164. 6:10where in the CC&Rs it says I can't park
  165. 6:13on my own driveway. Sit down, Mr.
  166. 6:15Ingram. Lyle didn't look up from his
  167. 6:17legal pad. Glenn stared at the floor.
  168. 6:20The fluorescent light above us buzzed
  169. 6:22like a trapped wasp, and I realized this
  170. 6:25room had probably sounded exactly like
  171. 6:27this for 6 years. I sat down, but the
  172. 6:30next morning I did something Deirdre
  173. 6:32didn't expect. I sent a certified letter
  174. 6:34return receipt requested to the
  175. 6:36Maplewood Terrace HOA, formally
  176. 6:38requesting a full copy of the
  177. 6:40association's financial records, income,
  178. 6:42expenses, reserve fund, bank statements,
  179. 6:45every dollar in, every dollar out. See,
  180. 6:48here's something I'd read on an Ohio
  181. 6:50homeowners forum that week. Under Ohio
  182. 6:52Revised Code, any homeowner in an HOA
  183. 6:55has the legal right to inspect the
  184. 6:56association's financial books. The
  185. 6:58association has to provide them within a
  186. 7:00reasonable time. Most courts say 10
  187. 7:03business days. If they refuse, you can
  188. 7:06petition the court to force disclosure,
  189. 7:08and the HOA pays your attorney fees. I
  190. 7:11didn't know what I'd find. I just wanted
  191. 7:13to see if she'd hand them over. She
  192. 7:14didn't. 60 days, nothing. Not a bank
  193. 7:18statement, not a receipt, not even a
  194. 7:20letter saying we're working on it. But
  195. 7:22Deirdre wasn't sitting quiet during
  196. 7:23those 60 days. Oh, no. She was busy. A
  197. 7:27flyer appeared in every mailbox on the
  198. 7:29block, plain white paper, no letterhead,
  199. 7:31but everyone knew who wrote it. A
  200. 7:33reminder to all Maplewood Terrace
  201. 7:35homeowners. Recent requests for private
  202. 7:38financial information by a a
  203. 7:40resident are an attempt to destabilize
  204. 7:43our community. Any increase in HOA dues
  205. 7:46will be a direct result of legal costs
  206. 7:48incurred defending your association from
  207. 7:50frivolous attacks. She turned my records
  208. 7:53request into a threat against everyone's
  209. 7:55wallet. And it worked. The next Saturday
  210. 7:58morning, I walked out to grab my mail
  211. 8:01and caught my neighbor across the
  212. 8:02street, a guy I'd wave to every single
  213. 8:04day, standing in his yard watering a
  214. 8:06flower bed he'd already watered 10
  215. 8:07minutes earlier, just so he wouldn't
  216. 8:09have to make eye contact with me. The
  217. 8:11hose was running onto the sidewalk. The
  218. 8:13bed was drowning.
  219. 8:15He stared at those flowers like they
  220. 8:16owed him money. That's when I understood
  221. 8:18what Deirdre was really good at. Not
  222. 8:20rules, not management, isolation. She
  223. 8:23didn't need to beat you. She just needed
  224. 8:25to make sure nobody stood next to you.
  225. 8:27The fines kept coming. Every 2 weeks,
  226. 8:30another envelope, another invented
  227. 8:32violation. Trash receptacle visible from
  228. 8:35street on a non-collection day. I'd left
  229. 8:37my bin out 4 hours late. $100 fine.
  230. 8:40Unauthorized exterior modification. I'd
  231. 8:43replaced a broken porch light with one
  232. 8:45from Home Depot that wasn't the same
  233. 8:46shade of brass. Another 150. By the
  234. 8:50third month, my total outstanding
  235. 8:51balance had climbed to $2,400
  236. 8:54and every single charge was for
  237. 8:56something either not in the CC&Rs or so
  238. 8:59petty that enforcing it required Deirdre
  239. 9:02to be watching my house with binoculars,
  240. 9:05which honestly, she might have been.
  241. 9:08Then she went after my trees. Two red
  242. 9:10oaks stood in the front yard at 814.
  243. 9:14Grandpa Harlan planted them the year he
  244. 9:15moved in, 1972.
  245. 9:18They were 52 years old, same age as me,
  246. 9:21which is a coincidence I didn't
  247. 9:23appreciate until they were gone. I came
  248. 9:26home from a job site on a Wednesday
  249. 9:27afternoon and there was a stump grinder
  250. 9:30parked on my curb. Both trees had been
  251. 9:33cut to stumps. The sawdust was still
  252. 9:35wet. The whole front yard smelled like
  253. 9:37fresh-cut oak and diesel, that thick,
  254. 9:39sweet smell that sticks to everything. A
  255. 9:42landscaping crew was loading the last
  256. 9:44rounds of trunk wood into a flatbed. I
  257. 9:46asked the foreman what happened. "HOA
  258. 9:48lady called us. Said the trees were
  259. 9:51blocking a sightline for traffic. Paid
  260. 9:53half up front. Said to bill the
  261. 9:55homeowner for the rest." He handed me a
  262. 9:57yellow carbon copy invoice, $1,200,
  263. 10:01billed to Curtis Ingram, 814 Maplewood
  264. 10:04Terrace. She cut down my grandfather's
  265. 10:06trees and sent me the bill. I stood in
  266. 10:09the sawdust and stared at the two
  267. 10:10circles of pale wood in the dirt where
  268. 10:12those oaks used to be.
  269. 10:1452 years of growth, and it took one
  270. 10:16phone call and an afternoon to erase
  271. 10:18them. That night I went downstairs to
  272. 10:20the basement looking for Grandpa
  273. 10:22Harlan's old photo albums. I wanted to
  274. 10:24find a picture of those trees when they
  275. 10:26were saplings. I didn't find the albums,
  276. 10:29but I found something else. In the back
  277. 10:31corner, behind the water heater, there
  278. 10:33was a fireproof safe the size of a
  279. 10:35microwave. I knew it was there. I'd seen
  280. 10:37it when I moved in, but I'd never opened
  281. 10:39it. The key was on the same ring as the
  282. 10:41house keys, a small brass thing that
  283. 10:43looked older than me. Inside, folders, a
  284. 10:46lot of them. Tax receipts going back to
  285. 10:49the '60s, survey maps with pencil marks
  286. 10:51and Grandpa Harlan's handwriting in the
  287. 10:53margins, a bundle of documents held
  288. 10:55together with a rubber band so old it
  289. 10:57crumbled when I touched it. I didn't
  290. 10:59read through everything that night. I
  291. 11:01was tired, and the legal language was
  292. 11:03dense, but one thing caught my eye. A
  293. 11:06plat map from 1968
  294. 11:09with the word Ingram printed across 14
  295. 11:11individual lot lines. Not one lot, 14. I
  296. 11:15took a photo with my phone and dropped
  297. 11:17the folders into one of my moving boxes.
  298. 11:19I figured I'd look at it later when I
  299. 11:21had time and maybe a lawyer. That was
  300. 11:24the same week Deirdre filed the lien.
  301. 11:26$2,400 in outstanding fines, the phony
  302. 11:29ones, all of them filed as a lien
  303. 11:31against my property at the Franklin
  304. 11:32County Recorder's office, which meant I
  305. 11:34couldn't sell 814 Maplewood Terrace
  306. 11:37until the lien was resolved. I was
  307. 11:39trapped in a house I wanted to leave on
  308. 11:42a block where nobody would look at me,
  309. 11:44being fined for things that weren't
  310. 11:45violations by a woman who didn't even
  311. 11:47live on my street. I called a real
  312. 11:49estate attorney. His name was Nolan
  313. 11:52Pruitt, a solo practitioner out of
  314. 11:53Westerville who specialized in title
  315. 11:55disputes and HOA conflicts. He'd seen
  316. 11:58cases like mine before. "The lien's
  317. 12:00probably invalid," he told me. "Ohio
  318. 12:03requires the HOA to give written notice
  319. 12:06and an opportunity to be heard before
  320. 12:08recording a lien. Did they give you a
  321. 12:10hearing?" They hadn't. No hearing, no
  322. 12:13vote, just Deirdra and her red ink
  323. 12:15letterhead. "Then we can challenge it,
  324. 12:17but Curtis, it'll take time and she'll
  325. 12:19keep piling on while we wait." He was
  326. 12:22right about that. I decided to leave,
  327. 12:24not because Deirdra won, because I was
  328. 12:2652 years old, living alone in a dead
  329. 12:29man's house, spending every evening
  330. 12:31reading HOA bylaws, and filing
  331. 12:34complaints that nobody answered. I was
  332. 12:36tired. The kind of tired that doesn't go
  333. 12:38away with sleep. Nolan said he could
  334. 12:40fight the lien from his office. I didn't
  335. 12:42need to be on Maplewood Terrace to
  336. 12:44challenge it. So, I called U-Haul,
  337. 12:46booked a 26-footer for Saturday morning,
  338. 12:49and started packing. Thursday night, 2
  339. 12:51days before the move, my phone rang, a
  340. 12:53number I didn't recognize. "Mr. Ingram,
  341. 12:56this is Sergeant Billings with Franklin
  342. 12:58County Code Enforcement. We received a
  343. 13:00complaint about an occupied dwelling at
  344. 13:02814 Maplewood Terrace that may be in
  345. 13:05violation of county housing standards. I
  346. 13:07need to schedule an inspection." A
  347. 13:09complaint from who? "I can't disclose
  348. 13:11that, sir, but the report says the
  349. 13:13property may be housing unauthorized
  350. 13:15occupants." Unauthorized occupants? I
  351. 13:17lived alone. There were no occupants
  352. 13:19authorized or otherwise. Deirdra had
  353. 13:22called code enforcement and told them I
  354. 13:24was running some kind of unlicensed
  355. 13:25boarding house out of a two-bedroom
  356. 13:27ranch where the only living thing
  357. 13:29besides me was a spider plant I kept
  358. 13:31forgetting to water. The inspector came
  359. 13:33Friday morning. 6:45 a.m. I was still in
  360. 13:37my boxers. He walked through every room,
  361. 13:40checked the smoke detectors, looked at
  362. 13:42the water heater, counted the beds. One
  363. 13:44bed, one toothbrush, one cereal bowl in
  364. 13:47the sink. Looks like one person lives
  365. 13:49here. Mr. Ingram, that's because one
  366. 13:52person does. He left. But I found out
  367. 13:55later that same morning a video appeared
  368. 13:57in the Maplewood Terrace Neighborhood
  369. 13:59Watch Facebook group. A 30-second clip
  370. 14:01of the code enforcement truck parked in
  371. 14:03front of my house, filmed from across
  372. 14:05the street. The caption read, "County
  373. 14:08inspector at 814 this morning. Just
  374. 14:11saying." Deirdre didn't post it. She
  375. 14:13didn't have to. She told three neighbors
  376. 14:16about the complaint the night before.
  377. 14:18One of them held up a phone and pressed
  378. 14:20record. By noon, 46 people had seen that
  379. 14:23clip. None of them knew why code
  380. 14:25enforcement was there. All of them
  381. 14:27assumed the worst. I was no longer just
  382. 14:30the guy who didn't pay his fines. I was
  383. 14:32the guy who had county inspectors
  384. 14:34showing up before sunrise. In a
  385. 14:36neighborhood like Maplewood Terrace,
  386. 14:38that's one step below a police raid.
  387. 14:40Saturday morning, moving day. I had the
  388. 14:43U-Haul backed up to the garage by 6:00
  389. 14:45a.m. The October air was cold enough to
  390. 14:47see my breath. And the metal ramp of the
  391. 14:49truck rang every time I set a box down a
  392. 14:51flat, hollow clang that echoed off the
  393. 14:54houses like a bell nobody wanted to
  394. 14:56hear. By 8:00, I'd loaded the bedroom
  395. 14:58and half the kitchen. That's when
  396. 15:00Deirdre showed up. You already heard
  397. 15:02what she said.
  398. 15:03The curb. The garbage. The cops. What
  399. 15:07you didn't hear was the 22 minutes
  400. 15:09between her phone call and the cruiser
  401. 15:11pulling up. 22 minutes of Deirdre
  402. 15:13standing on the sidewalk with her arms
  403. 15:15crossed narrating my failures to anyone
  404. 15:18who walked by. Three years of fines.
  405. 15:21Never paid a dime. Now he's trying to
  406. 15:23sneak out like a thief. One neighbor
  407. 15:25came out to watch, then another. By the
  408. 15:28time Officer Tate stepped out of his
  409. 15:29cruiser, five people were standing on
  410. 15:32their lawns in bathrobes and slippers,
  411. 15:34watching Curtis Ingram get treated like
  412. 15:36a suspect for loading a couch into a
  413. 15:38rental truck. Officer Tate was
  414. 15:40professional, checked my ID, checked the
  415. 15:42deed. Sir, you're the homeowner here?
  416. 15:45Yes, sir. You're moving your own
  417. 15:46belongings into your own truck? Yes,
  418. 15:49sir. He turned to Deidra. Ma'am, this is
  419. 15:52a civil matter regarding HOA fines. We
  420. 15:54don't enforce that. He has every right
  421. 15:56to load his truck and leave. Deidra's
  422. 15:58face went the color of old brick. This
  423. 16:01is not over, Mr. Ingram. I will put a
  424. 16:03lien on everything you own. You already
  425. 16:06have, ma'am. Officer Tate left. Deidra
  426. 16:09left. The neighbors drifted back inside
  427. 16:11one by one, coffee cups in hand, like
  428. 16:14they just watched a car accident that
  429. 16:16turned out to be a fender bender. I
  430. 16:17loaded the last box around noon. And
  431. 16:20when I pulled the sun visor down to
  432. 16:22block the glare, a folder slid off the
  433. 16:24dashboard onto the passenger seat. The
  434. 16:26folder from the safe. I tossed it there
  435. 16:28Wednesday night and forgotten about it.
  436. 16:30I picked it up, opened it, and stared at
  437. 16:32that plat map again.
  438. 16:3414 lots. Ingram. Every single one. I
  439. 16:38took a picture and texted it to Nolan.
  440. 16:40Can you run a title search on these?
  441. 16:42Then I put the truck in drive and left
  442. 16:44Maplewood Terrace. I didn't look in the
  443. 16:46mirror. Three days after I left
  444. 16:48Maplewood Terrace, Nolan called. Curtis,
  445. 16:51I need you in my office. Bring
  446. 16:53everything from that safe. I drove to
  447. 16:55Westerville with a cardboard box full of
  448. 16:57my dead grandfather's paperwork on the
  449. 16:59passenger seat. Nolan's office sat above
  450. 17:01a dry cleaner on State Street, the kind
  451. 17:04of place where you could smell fabric
  452. 17:05softener through the floor vents, sweet
  453. 17:08and chemical at the same time. He'd
  454. 17:10cleared his entire desk. Spread across
  455. 17:12it were printouts from the Franklin
  456. 17:14County Recorder's Office, plat maps,
  457. 17:16deed transfers going back to 1965.
  458. 17:21He looked at me like a doctor about to
  459. 17:22deliver test results. Your grandfather
  460. 17:25bought that land in 1968.
  461. 17:27All of it. 14 lots.
  462. 17:30It was a hay field at the time, nothing
  463. 17:32on it but grass and a drainage ditch. I
  464. 17:35knew Grandpa Harlan had bought property.
  465. 17:37I didn't know it was 14 lots. In 1971,
  466. 17:41a developer named Crowell Buyers
  467. 17:43Construction approached him about
  468. 17:45building a subdivision. Your grandfather
  469. 17:48agreed to sell the land on a land
  470. 17:50contract, basically an installment plan.
  471. 17:53Crowell Buyers would pay him over 30
  472. 17:55years, and when the last payment
  473. 17:57cleared, the deed would transfer. Okay.
  474. 18:00Crowell Buyers built the houses, sold
  475. 18:02them to buyers with warranty deeds,
  476. 18:04deeds that guaranteed clear ownership of
  477. 18:06the land. So, the homeowners own their
  478. 18:08land? No. That's the problem. Crowell
  479. 18:11Buyers never finished paying your
  480. 18:13grandfather. They made payments through
  481. 18:151989,
  482. 18:18then declared bankruptcy in 1993.
  483. 18:21The company dissolved. The remaining
  484. 18:23balance, about 40% of the purchase
  485. 18:25price, was never paid.
  486. 18:27Your grandfather's attorney sent default
  487. 18:29notices, but there was nobody to send
  488. 18:31them to. Crowell Buyers didn't exist
  489. 18:33anymore. The fabric softener smell
  490. 18:35drifted up through the floor. I stared
  491. 18:38at the plat map. Because the land
  492. 18:39contract was never completed, the deed
  493. 18:42never transferred. Crowell Buyers sold
  494. 18:44houses on land they didn't own. The
  495. 18:46warranty deeds they gave those
  496. 18:48homeowners are technically defective.
  497. 18:50They warranted title they couldn't
  498. 18:51deliver. So, who owns the land? Nolan
  499. 18:54slid a single sheet of paper across the
  500. 18:56desk. County recorder printout. 14
  501. 18:59parcels. Every single one still
  502. 19:01registered to Harlan T. Ingram, deceased
  503. 19:04estate transferred to Curtis J. Ingram
  504. 19:06per last will and testament, probated
  505. 19:082022.
  506. 19:10You do. All 14 lots. Every house on that
  507. 19:13block is sitting on your dirt. I sat
  508. 19:15there for a long time. The building's
  509. 19:17heating system clicked on a low rattle
  510. 19:19in the walls and I thought about Deirdre
  511. 19:20Lummus standing on that sidewalk, arms
  512. 19:23crossed, telling me she owned my curb,
  513. 19:25telling me nothing moved without her say
  514. 19:27so, calling the cops on me while I
  515. 19:29loaded boxes in the dark, on my land.
  516. 19:33She was standing on my land. She called
  517. 19:35the cops on me, I said, on my own
  518. 19:38property. Technically, on your own 14
  519. 19:41properties. Did Grandpa Harlan know? He
  520. 19:44knew. He paid taxes on those parcels
  521. 19:47every year until he died. The homeowners
  522. 19:49title insurance companies should have
  523. 19:51caught the defect, but the plat name
  524. 19:53changed twice. Crowell buyers filed it
  525. 19:55as Maplewood Estates, your grandfather's
  526. 19:58deed says Ingram Farm, and the current
  527. 20:00subdivision is Maplewood Terrace.
  528. 20:02Different names, same dirt. It fell
  529. 20:05through the cracks. I looked at the box
  530. 20:07of folders on the floor. 58 years of tax
  531. 20:10receipts. Grandpa Harlan had been paying
  532. 20:12property taxes on 14 lots for over half
  533. 20:15a century and never said a word to me
  534. 20:17about it. What do I do now? Nolan leaned
  535. 20:19back. That depends on what kind of
  536. 20:21person you are. Here's what I didn't do.
  537. 20:24I didn't call Deirdra. I didn't drive
  538. 20:26back to Maplewood Terrace and knock on
  539. 20:28her door. I didn't post anything on
  540. 20:30Facebook or tell a single neighbor. What
  541. 20:32I did was sit in Nolan's office for
  542. 20:33another two hours and figure out what my
  543. 20:35options actually were. Option one, sell
  544. 20:38the land. Cash out 14 parcels in
  545. 20:41suburban Columbus. Walk away with a
  546. 20:43check. Let someone else deal with the
  547. 20:45mess. Nolan estimated the raw land value
  548. 20:48at somewhere north of 900,000, depending
  549. 20:51on zoning. Option two, do nothing. Keep
  550. 20:55paying taxes, let the homeowners stay,
  551. 20:57avoid the headache entirely. Option
  552. 21:00three, assert ownership. Notify every
  553. 21:03homeowner on the block that they were
  554. 21:04living on my land, offer to work out new
  555. 21:06agreements, and force the HOA, Deirdre's
  556. 21:09HOA, to account for 6 years of collected
  557. 21:11dues. I picked option three. Not because
  558. 21:14I wanted to fight, because Deirdre
  559. 21:16Loomis had cut down my grandfather's
  560. 21:18trees, filed false liens against my
  561. 21:20house, called the cops on me for moving
  562. 21:22a couch, and sicked code enforcement on
  563. 21:24a man who lived alone with a spider
  564. 21:26plant. And she did all of it while
  565. 21:28standing on land my family had owned
  566. 21:29since before she was born. Some things
  567. 21:32you can't walk away from and still look
  568. 21:34at yourself in the morning. First ally,
  569. 21:36Nolan Pruitt. He'd file a quiet title
  570. 21:38action, a legal proceeding that asks the
  571. 21:40court to formally confirm who owns a
  572. 21:42disputed property. It's not a lawsuit
  573. 21:45against anyone. It's a request for the
  574. 21:47court to look at the deed chain, the tax
  575. 21:49records, the land contract, and rule on
  576. 21:51ownership once and for all.
  577. 21:53He said it would take 4 to 6 weeks once
  578. 21:55filed. Second ally came as a surprise,
  579. 21:58Glenn Acheson, the retired postal
  580. 22:00worker, the guy who'd sat through 6
  581. 22:02years of board meetings staring at the
  582. 22:04floor, called me out of the blue.
  583. 22:06"Curtis, I heard you left. I wanted to
  584. 22:08say something I should have said a long
  585. 22:10time ago. Deirdre's been collecting dues
  586. 22:13from every house on this block, 200 a
  587. 22:15month. 14 houses for 6 years. That's
  588. 22:18over $200,000.
  589. 22:20She's never shown me a financial
  590. 22:22statement, not once. I signed whatever
  591. 22:24she put in front of me because I was too
  592. 22:26old and too tired to argue. I did the
  593. 22:28math later. 14 houses, 200 a month, 72
  594. 22:32months, $216,000
  595. 22:34total collected on paper. How much of it
  596. 22:37actually went to community maintenance?
  597. 22:39Glenn didn't know. Nobody did. Because
  598. 22:41Deirdre never opened the books. Glenn
  599. 22:44signed an affidavit for Nolan. Every
  600. 22:46word of it true. Third ally, Ramona
  601. 22:49Pratt, 44, ran a nail salon out of a
  602. 22:52converted garage on the corner lot at
  603. 22:54the end of the block. She'd leased that
  604. 22:56lot directly from Grandpa Harlan, a
  605. 22:58handshake deal at first, then a written
  606. 23:00lease that said Ingram Family Trust
  607. 23:02right across the top. Ramona was the
  608. 23:04only person on Maplewood Terrace who
  609. 23:06knew the land belonged to my family.
  610. 23:08She'd kept quiet for years because
  611. 23:10Deirdre had threatened to report her
  612. 23:11salon as an illegal commercial operation
  613. 23:14in a residential zone if she made
  614. 23:15trouble. Your grandpa was the only
  615. 23:17landlord who ever treated me fair,
  616. 23:20Ramona told me over the phone. Her voice
  617. 23:22was steady but tight, the way people
  618. 23:24sound when they've been holding
  619. 23:25something in for too long. Whatever you
  620. 23:27need from me, I'm in. The plan was
  621. 23:30simple, three steps. Step one, Nolan
  622. 23:34files the quiet title action at Franklin
  623. 23:36County Court. Step two, I write a letter
  624. 23:38to every homeowner on the block. Not a
  625. 23:41threat, not a demand, just the facts who
  626. 23:43owns the land, what a land contract is,
  627. 23:46what the quiet title action means, and a
  628. 23:48clear promise that I have no intention
  629. 23:50of removing anyone from their home. The
  630. 23:52land contract mess wasn't their fault.
  631. 23:55It was Crow Buyers' fault and they'd
  632. 23:57been bankrupt for 30 years. Step three,
  633. 24:00force a special meeting. Most CCNRs
  634. 24:03allow homeowners to call a special
  635. 24:04meeting if enough people sign a
  636. 24:06petition, usually between 10 and 25%.
  637. 24:09Maplewood Terrace had 14 houses. 25%
  638. 24:13meant four signatures. I had Glenn, I
  639. 24:16had Ramona. I needed two more. Ramona
  640. 24:19helped me photocopy 14 packets at her
  641. 24:21salon. Her copier jammed three times and
  642. 24:24by the end, the whole place smelled like
  643. 24:26hot toner and acetone from the nail
  644. 24:28stations, a combination that could
  645. 24:30probably strip paint off a car hood. 14
  646. 24:33letters, 14 certified mailings, return
  647. 24:36receipt requested. I dropped them at the
  648. 24:38post office on a Monday morning and
  649. 24:40waited. Deirdre received her letter on
  650. 24:42Wednesday. I know because Nolan got a
  651. 24:44voicemail from an attorney named Trent
  652. 24:46Garver at 8:15 Thursday morning, hired
  653. 24:48by Deirdre overnight, apparently
  654. 24:51demanding that Curtis Ingram cease all
  655. 24:53fraudulent claims of ownership and
  656. 24:55retract the defamatory letters sent to
  657. 24:57Maplewood Terrace residents. Nolan
  658. 24:59didn't return the call. He didn't have
  659. 25:01to. The quiet title action was already
  660. 25:04filed with the court, but Deirdre wasn't
  661. 25:06waiting for courts. Deirdre was a woman
  662. 25:08who solved problems the same way she ran
  663. 25:11board meetings, fast, loud, and without
  664. 25:13asking anyone's permission. Friday
  665. 25:15evening, six days after the letters went
  666. 25:18out, I drove back to 814 Maplewood
  667. 25:21Terrace to pick up a few things I'd left
  668. 25:23in the basement. Grandpa Harlan's
  669. 25:25toolbox, some old photo albums, a box of
  670. 25:28Christmas ornaments my daughter had made
  671. 25:30in elementary school. The front door
  672. 25:31wouldn't open. Not stuck, not swollen
  673. 25:34from humidity. The lock had been
  674. 25:35changed. Brand new deadbolt, shiny
  675. 25:38brass, still had the manufacturer's
  676. 25:40sticker on the face plate. I walked
  677. 25:42around to the back door. Same thing. New
  678. 25:45knob, new deadbolt. Taped to the back
  679. 25:47door was a notice on HOA letterhead.
  680. 25:50Property secured by Maplewood Terrace
  681. 25:52Homeowners Association per Article 9,
  682. 25:55Section 3, Abandoned Property
  683. 25:57Maintenance Provision. I pulled up the
  684. 25:59CC&Rs on my phone and scrolled to
  685. 26:01Article 9. Section 3 didn't exist.
  686. 26:04Article 9 had two sections. Neither
  687. 26:06mentioned abandoned property. Neither
  688. 26:09gave the HOA the right to enter a
  689. 26:10private home for any reason. Deirdre
  690. 26:13Loomis had hired a locksmith, entered my
  691. 26:15house without my knowledge or consent,
  692. 26:17changed every lock, and posted a fake
  693. 26:19legal notice to justify it. Standing on
  694. 26:22that back porch, I could smell the
  695. 26:24inside of the house through the mail
  696. 26:25slot, Grandpa Harlan's house. The motor
  697. 26:28oil and pine. Faint now, but still
  698. 26:30there, and I couldn't get to it. The
  699. 26:32evening was quiet. A lawn mower hummed
  700. 26:35two streets over. A dog barked once and
  701. 26:37stopped. I called Nolan from the
  702. 26:39driveway. "That's criminal trespass," he
  703. 26:42said, "and unauthorized entry. You can
  704. 26:44file a police report tonight." "Will it
  705. 26:46matter?" "It'll matter when the judge
  706. 26:48sees it. File the report, get the locks
  707. 26:51changed back, and document everything.
  708. 26:53Take pictures of that notice. I filed
  709. 26:56the report. Officer Tate, same cop from
  710. 26:58moving day, responded. He remembered me.
  711. 27:01"The HOA lady again?" he said. And I
  712. 27:03could tell from his face he wasn't
  713. 27:05surprised. He photographed the notice,
  714. 27:07documented the new locks, and wrote it
  715. 27:09up. I called a locksmith of my own. By
  716. 27:1210:00 p.m., I was back inside my own
  717. 27:14house, sitting on the bare living room
  718. 27:16floor because all the furniture was in a
  719. 27:18storage unit across town, eating a gas
  720. 27:21station sandwich that tasted like the
  721. 27:23inside of a plastic bag. The next
  722. 27:25morning, Deirdre went door to door. She
  723. 27:28hit every house on the block. Her pitch,
  724. 27:30according to Glenn, who called me that
  725. 27:32afternoon, "Curtis Ingram is claiming he
  726. 27:34owns all of your land. If the court
  727. 27:37agrees with him, he can evict every
  728. 27:38single one of you. Your house will be
  729. 27:40worthless. He will tear up your lease
  730. 27:42and sell the dirt to a developer." Six
  731. 27:45homeowners believed her. Within a week,
  732. 27:47they'd signed a petition asking the
  733. 27:49court to reject Curtis Ingram's
  734. 27:51ownership claim. Deirdre's new attorney
  735. 27:53filed it alongside a motion to delay the
  736. 27:55quiet title hearing. Glenn called me
  737. 27:57again. His voice was different this
  738. 27:59time, lower, like he was cupping the
  739. 28:01phone. "Curtis, she's turning the whole
  740. 28:04block against you. Half these people
  741. 28:06think you're here to bulldoze their
  742. 28:07houses. The worst part? I understood why
  743. 28:10they believed her. A stranger shows up,
  744. 28:12claims he owns the ground under your
  745. 28:14home, and your HOA president, the woman
  746. 28:16who's been running things for 6 years,
  747. 28:18the only authority you've ever known,
  748. 28:20tells you he's a threat. Of course you
  749. 28:22believe her. Fear makes sense when you
  750. 28:24don't have information." Nolan filed the
  751. 28:26quiet title action on schedule, but he
  752. 28:29warned me about something I hadn't
  753. 28:30considered. If enough homeowners file
  754. 28:32individual lis pendens claims, that's a
  755. 28:35formal notice of pending litigation
  756. 28:36against your title. It won't stop you
  757. 28:38from winning the case, but it'll cloud
  758. 28:40the title on all 14 parcels for years.
  759. 28:43You won't be able to sell, refinance, or
  760. 28:45develop any of it until every single
  761. 28:48claim is resolved. You could win the war
  762. 28:50and still be stuck. I thought about that
  763. 28:53for 3 days. 3 days of staring at the
  764. 28:55ceiling in a borrowed bedroom doing math
  765. 28:58I didn't like. Then Glenn called a third
  766. 29:00time. Boyd, Selby, and Colleen Drake
  767. 29:03signed the petition for the meeting, not
  768. 29:05Deirdre's petition. That's four. We've
  769. 29:08got enough. Four signatures, 25%. I
  770. 29:12called Nolan. File it. We're doing the
  771. 29:14meeting. Deirdre had one card left and
  772. 29:17she played it the same week. She called
  773. 29:19Franklin County Code Enforcement again
  774. 29:22and reported 814 Maplewood Terrace as an
  775. 29:25abandoned property, cited the empty
  776. 29:27rooms, the missing furniture, the fact
  777. 29:29that I hadn't been seen on the block in
  778. 29:31weeks. She wanted the county to condemn
  779. 29:33it, board it up, make it official. The
  780. 29:36inspector came back, same guy from last
  781. 29:39time. He walked through the house,
  782. 29:40turned on the kitchen faucet, flipped a
  783. 29:42light switch, checked the furnace. Mr.
  784. 29:45Ingram, the utilities are on, the
  785. 29:47structure is sound, and someone clearly
  786. 29:49changed the locks recently twice from
  787. 29:51the looks of it. This isn't abandoned. I
  788. 29:54know it isn't. I'm going to close this
  789. 29:56complaint, but if she calls again, I'll
  790. 29:58have to come back. That's how it works.
  791. 30:01He left. I thanked him and locked the
  792. 30:02door with my lock this time. That same
  793. 30:04afternoon, Deirdre posted on the
  794. 30:06Maplewood Terrace Facebook group, a
  795. 30:08photo of 814, my house taken from the
  796. 30:12street, empty driveway, curtains closed.
  797. 30:15Caption, "This is what happens when
  798. 30:17absentee landlords abandon our
  799. 30:19community. The board is exploring all
  800. 30:21legal options to protect your property
  801. 30:23values." 31 reactions, 14 comments, most
  802. 30:27of them angry at me. But while Deirdre
  803. 30:29was fighting on Facebook, Nolan found
  804. 30:32something that changed everything. He'd
  805. 30:34been digging through the HOA's
  806. 30:35incorporation records or trying to. He
  807. 30:38called me on a Tuesday evening and I
  808. 30:40could hear him smiling through the
  809. 30:41phone. Curtis, Maplewood Terrace
  810. 30:44Homeowners Association was never
  811. 30:45properly incorporated. Deirdre filed
  812. 30:48articles of association, which is
  813. 30:49basically a club charter, but she never
  814. 30:51filed articles of incorporation with the
  815. 30:53Ohio Secretary of State. She never
  816. 30:56applied for an EIN as a nonprofit. She
  817. 30:58never registered as a mandatory
  818. 31:00membership HOA under Ohio Revised Code
  819. 31:03chapter 5312.
  820. 31:05What does that mean? It means the HOA as
  821. 31:08a legal entity doesn't exist. It's an
  822. 31:11unincorporated voluntary association. It
  823. 31:14can't record liens. It can't levy
  824. 31:16enforceable fines. It can't file
  825. 31:18lawsuits in its own name. Every lien she
  826. 31:21recorded against you, against anyone, is
  827. 31:23legally void. I sat down on the kitchen
  828. 31:26floor. The linoleum was cold through my
  829. 31:28jeans. I could hear the furnace ticking
  830. 31:31in the basement, and I thought about
  831. 31:32Glenn signing documents for 6 years
  832. 31:35because Deirdre told him to. I thought
  833. 31:37about 14 families paying $200 a month to
  834. 31:40an organization that didn't legally
  835. 31:42exist. Nolan, how much has she collected
  836. 31:45total? I subpoenaed the bank records
  837. 31:47last week as part of the quiet title
  838. 31:49discovery. The HOA account at Heartland
  839. 31:51Credit Union shows total deposits of
  840. 31:53$216,000
  841. 31:55over 72 months. What's the current
  842. 31:57balance? 4200 and change. 216,000
  843. 32:02in,
  844. 32:034200 left. No financial reports, no
  845. 32:07receipts, no reserve fund, no pool, no
  846. 32:11clubhouse, no gate, no security patrol,
  847. 32:14nothing that would explain where
  848. 32:15$212,000
  849. 32:17went. Where did the money go, Nolan?
  850. 32:20That's not my area. But if four or five
  851. 32:22homeowners wanted to file a joint
  852. 32:24complaint with the Ohio Attorney
  853. 32:25General's office, that would be
  854. 32:27someone's area. I didn't say anything
  855. 32:29for a while. The refrigerator hummed.
  856. 32:31Outside, a car drove past with the bass
  857. 32:34turned up, just a dull pulse of
  858. 32:35vibration through the walls, there and
  859. 32:38gone. Everything was coming together,
  860. 32:40but I still had to get through the
  861. 32:41meeting. The special meeting was
  862. 32:43scheduled for a Thursday evening, 7:00
  863. 32:45p.m. in the community room at the
  864. 32:47entrance to Maplewood Terrace. Same
  865. 32:49cinder block building, same carpet
  866. 32:51cleaner smell, same fluorescent lights.
  867. 32:54Nolan had also told me the quiet title
  868. 32:56hearing was scheduled for that same
  869. 32:58Thursday 10:00 a.m. meter.
  870. 33:00Franklin County Court of Common Pleas,
  871. 33:03Judge Holloway. I asked him if we'd have
  872. 33:05the ruling by evening. Maybe.
  873. 33:07Judge Holloway is efficient, and this
  874. 33:09isn't a complicated case. The deed chain
  875. 33:12is clean, but I can't promise anything.
  876. 33:15If we don't have it by 7:00, then you
  877. 33:17walk into that meeting with everything
  878. 33:19except the final stamp. The deed, the
  879. 33:22tax records, the land contract, the bank
  880. 33:25records. It's enough. The ruling is
  881. 33:28confirmation, not revelation. I pressed
  882. 33:31my suit that Wednesday night, first time
  883. 33:33I'd worn one since Grandpa Harlan's
  884. 33:34funeral. The iron hissed and spit on a
  885. 33:37wrinkle near the collar, and the steam
  886. 33:39smelled like starch and something older,
  887. 33:41like the inside of a closet that hadn't
  888. 33:43been opened in years. Thursday morning,
  889. 33:4610:00 a.m. courthouse. The courtroom
  890. 33:50smelled like wood polish and recycled
  891. 33:52air. Judge Holloway heard the quiet
  892. 33:55title case at 10:08 a.m. Nolan presented
  893. 33:58the deed chain, Harlan Ingram's original
  894. 34:00purchase in 1968,
  895. 34:02the land contract with Crowell buyers,
  896. 34:05the default in 1993, 58 years of
  897. 34:08uninterrupted tax payments, the probated
  898. 34:11will transferring everything to me.
  899. 34:13Deirdre's attorney, Trent Garber, argued
  900. 34:15adverse possession. The homeowners had
  901. 34:17been living on the land for decades.
  902. 34:19They should be considered the rightful
  903. 34:21owners by occupation. Judge Holloway
  904. 34:23didn't hesitate. Adverse possession
  905. 34:25requires the occupants to believe they
  906. 34:27hold title without permission. A land
  907. 34:30contract is, by definition, permission.
  908. 34:33The occupants' predecessors purchased
  909. 34:35homes from a developer who was
  910. 34:36contractually permitted to build on this
  911. 34:38land. That's not adverse. That's
  912. 34:40licensed. Motion denied. Nolan squeezed
  913. 34:44my shoulder, but the judge didn't rule
  914. 34:46on the spot. He said he'd issue the
  915. 34:48order by end of day and that his clerk
  916. 34:50would email it to both parties. We left
  917. 34:52the courthouse at 10:41 a.m. I had 8
  918. 34:55hours and 19 minutes until the meeting.
  919. 34:59I spent most of that day in Nolan's
  920. 35:01office going over the bank records one
  921. 35:03more time. $216,000
  922. 35:06deposited into the Heartland Credit
  923. 35:08Union account over 6 years. $4,200
  924. 35:11remaining. No invoices for landscaping.
  925. 35:14No contracts for maintenance. No
  926. 35:16receipts for insurance. The only
  927. 35:18recurring expenses Nolan could identify
  928. 35:21were the P.O. box rental $84 a year and
  929. 35:25a monthly transfer of $600 to a personal
  930. 35:27checking account under the name D. L.
  931. 35:30Loomis. 600 a month. 72 months. $43,200
  932. 35:36transferred directly to Deirdre's
  933. 35:38personal account. That was just the
  934. 35:40piece we could trace. The rest, over
  935. 35:42160,000, was unaccounted for. Nolan
  936. 35:45printed everything. Two copies. 7:00
  937. 35:48p.m. Maplewood Terrace community room. I
  938. 35:51pulled into the parking lot at 6:48. The
  939. 35:53building looked the same as always. Flat
  940. 35:55roof, cinder block, a single overhead
  941. 35:58light buzzing above the door with a halo
  942. 36:00of moths circling it like they were
  943. 36:02waiting for an invitation. The carpet
  944. 36:04cleaner smell hit me when I opened the
  945. 36:05door and underneath it, the faint
  946. 36:07sourness of a room that never got enough
  947. 36:09air. 11 homeowners showed up. Out of 14,
  948. 36:1311. Some I recognized from moving day.
  949. 36:16The bathrobes were gone replaced by
  950. 36:18jeans and polo shirts, but the
  951. 36:20expressions were the same. Cautious.
  952. 36:23Quiet. The kind of faces people wear
  953. 36:25when they know something is about to
  954. 36:27happen, but aren't sure whose side
  955. 36:28they're on. Deirdre sat in the front
  956. 36:30row, Lyle next to her. She wore a blazer
  957. 36:33and had a leather folder on her lap. She
  958. 36:36looked like a woman who had prepared a
  959. 36:37speech. Glenn, Ramona, Boyd, and Colleen
  960. 36:40sat together near the back. Glenn gave
  961. 36:42me a nod so small you'd miss it if you
  962. 36:44weren't looking. I stood at the folding
  963. 36:46table. Same table where Deirdre had
  964. 36:49banged her gavel and told me homeowners
  965. 36:51with outstanding fines don't get a
  966. 36:53voice. No gavel tonight. My name is
  967. 36:55Curtis Ingram. Most of you know me as
  968. 36:57the guy from 814 who didn't pay his
  969. 37:00fines. Some of you know me as the guy
  970. 37:02who had code enforcement at his house
  971. 37:04before sunrise. A few of you might know
  972. 37:06me as the guy whose trees got cut down
  973. 37:08without his permission. Nobody laughed.
  974. 37:11Nobody moved. I'm here tonight to tell
  975. 37:13you something about the ground under
  976. 37:15your houses.
  977. 37:16In 1968, my grandfather, Harlan Ingram,
  978. 37:20purchased 14 lots, this entire block,
  979. 37:23when it was still farmland. A developer
  980. 37:25built your homes on his land under a
  981. 37:27contract that was never completed. That
  982. 37:30developer went bankrupt in 1993.
  983. 37:33The deed never transferred. The land
  984. 37:35still belongs to my family. It belongs
  985. 37:38to me. Deirdre stood up. That is a lie.
  986. 37:41This man is trying to steal your homes.
  987. 37:43My attorney. Mrs. Loomis, you'll have
  988. 37:45your turn. She sat down.
  989. 37:48Not because I told her to. Because 11
  990. 37:50pairs of eyes turned to look at her. And
  991. 37:53for the first time in 6 years, those
  992. 37:55eyes weren't afraid. I want to be clear.
  993. 37:58I am not here to evict anyone. I am not
  994. 38:01here to tear down your houses or sell
  995. 38:03your land to a developer. Your homes are
  996. 38:05yours. The land contract mess was caused
  997. 38:08by a company that doesn't exist anymore.
  998. 38:10That's not your fault. I laid out the
  999. 38:12documents on the table. Deed chain, tax
  1000. 38:15records, land contract, bank statements.
  1001. 38:18What is your fault, Mrs. Loomis, is
  1002. 38:21this. I held up the bank printout.
  1003. 38:23$216,000
  1004. 38:25collected from 14 families over 6 years.
  1005. 38:29Current balance, $4,200.
  1006. 38:32No financial reports, no maintenance
  1007. 38:34contracts, no reserve fund, and a
  1008. 38:36monthly transfer of $600 to a personal
  1009. 38:39checking account under the name D. L.
  1010. 38:41Loomis. The room went dead quiet. I
  1011. 38:44could hear the fluorescent light ticking
  1012. 38:45above us. I could hear someone's phone
  1013. 38:47vibrate in a back pocket. I could hear
  1014. 38:50Lyle Loomis shift in his metal chair, a
  1015. 38:52long slow creak, like a ship settling.
  1016. 38:55Deirdre's face didn't move. Her mouth
  1017. 38:58opened, closed, opened again. That money
  1018. 39:02was for those were administrative costs.
  1019. 39:04I have records at home. Glenn Acheson
  1020. 39:06stood up. 68 years old, retired postal
  1021. 39:10worker, 6 years of silence. His hands
  1022. 39:13were shaking, but his voice wasn't. I
  1023. 39:15was on that board for 6 years. She never
  1024. 39:18showed me a single bank statement. I
  1025. 39:20signed whatever she put in front of me,
  1026. 39:22and I am sorry for that, but I never saw
  1027. 39:24$1 accounted for. A woman in the third
  1028. 39:27row, I didn't know her name, said, "I've
  1029. 39:29been paying 200 a month for 4 years.
  1030. 39:32Where's my money, Deirdre?" Then a man
  1031. 39:34behind her, "Is this true? She's been
  1032. 39:36taking our money?" Then another voice,
  1033. 39:38then another. The room cracked open like
  1034. 39:41a dam. Deirdre grabbed her leather
  1035. 39:43folder and stood up. "You people have no
  1036. 39:45idea what I've done for this block."
  1037. 39:47Nolan's phone buzzed. He looked at it,
  1038. 39:50looked at me, and held up the screen.
  1039. 39:53"Ruling just came in." He read it out
  1040. 39:55loud, steady and clear. Franklin County
  1041. 39:58Court of Common Pleas, case number
  1042. 40:002026CV04418.
  1043. 40:03Curtis J. Ingram confirmed as owner of
  1044. 40:06record. All 14 parcels, Maplewood
  1045. 40:09Terrace subdivision. Judgment entered.
  1046. 40:12Deirdre stared at Nolan,
  1047. 40:14then at me,
  1048. 40:15then at the 11 faces staring back at
  1049. 40:17her, "You can't do this. I built this
  1050. 40:20community." "You built it on my
  1051. 40:21grandfather's land, Mrs. Loomis, and you
  1052. 40:24charged people rent to live on it." Lyle
  1053. 40:26took Deirdre's arm. She pulled away. He
  1054. 40:29took it again, harder, and walked her
  1055. 40:32toward the door. Her heels clicked on
  1056. 40:34the linoleum, click, click, click, the
  1057. 40:36same sound I'd heard every morning at
  1058. 40:387:00 a.m. for 2 years. But this time the
  1059. 40:40sound got quieter and quieter and then
  1060. 40:44it stopped. Nobody followed them out.
  1061. 40:47Ramona had brought cupcakes.
  1062. 40:49The tray sat on a folding chair near the
  1063. 40:51door. Next to it, untouched, was a plate
  1064. 40:54of lemon bars Deirdre had brought. By
  1065. 40:56the end of the night, every cupcake was
  1066. 40:58gone. The lemon bars went into the
  1067. 41:00trash. Deirdre and Lyle Loomis listed
  1068. 41:03their house on Ridgewood Lane 9 days
  1069. 41:06after the meeting. Sold it in under 3
  1070. 41:08weeks. No forwarding address. No
  1071. 41:11goodbye. Four homeowners, Glenn, Ramona,
  1072. 41:14Boyd, and Colleen filed a joint
  1073. 41:16complaint with the Ohio Attorney
  1074. 41:17General's Consumer Protection Division
  1075. 41:19regarding the missing funds. Last I
  1076. 41:21heard, the state had opened a
  1077. 41:23preliminary inquiry. I don't know where
  1078. 41:25the 160-some thousand dollars went. I'm
  1079. 41:28not sure Deirdre does, either. But
  1080. 41:30someone's going to ask her, and this
  1081. 41:32time she won't be able to hang up the
  1082. 41:34phone. The liens disappeared. Every
  1083. 41:37single one Deirdre had filed, mine and
  1084. 41:39three others I didn't even know about,
  1085. 41:41was voided the day after the court
  1086. 41:42ruling. An unincorporated association
  1087. 41:45can't record liens. It's like getting a
  1088. 41:47parking ticket from your neighbor's kid.
  1089. 41:49Looks real, feels scary, means nothing.
  1090. 41:52Nolan helped me draft new land
  1091. 41:54agreements for every homeowner on the
  1092. 41:55block. Simple terms. Fair rent on the
  1093. 41:58land well below market with 30-year
  1094. 42:00leases and a right of first refusal if I
  1095. 42:02ever decide to sell. 12 of the 14
  1096. 42:05homeowners signed within the first
  1097. 42:06month. The other two are still thinking.
  1098. 42:09That's fine. I'm not going anywhere. The
  1099. 42:11HOA got rebuilt from the ground up.
  1100. 42:14Glenn Acheson, the man who stared at the
  1101. 42:16floor for six years, is the new
  1102. 42:18president. Ramona Pratt is treasurer,
  1103. 42:20which means the books are open and the
  1104. 42:21numbers are real. Boyd Selby is
  1105. 42:23secretary. Their first official act was
  1106. 42:26to rescind every fine Deirdra had ever
  1107. 42:28issued. Their second was to plant two
  1108. 42:31new red oaks in front of 814 Maplewood
  1109. 42:34Terrace. They're saplings, thin as
  1110. 42:37broomsticks, but they're in the ground.
  1111. 42:39I moved back into Grandpa Harlan's
  1112. 42:41house. Took me a weekend to get the
  1113. 42:43furniture out of storage and another
  1114. 42:45week to fix the railing and straighten
  1115. 42:46the mailbox, the two things code
  1116. 42:49enforcement had actually flagged. The
  1117. 42:51garage still smells like motor oil and
  1118. 42:53cut pine. I don't think that smell will
  1119. 42:55ever leave and I don't want it to. One
  1120. 42:58thing I did with the first year of land
  1121. 42:59lease payments, I set up a scholarship,
  1122. 43:02the Harlan Ingram Trade Scholarship,
  1123. 43:04$5,000 a year for a graduating senior
  1124. 43:07headed into a skilled trade program.
  1125. 43:09Electrical, plumbing, HVAC, pipe
  1126. 43:12fitting, the trades that built this
  1127. 43:14block in the first place. The first
  1128. 43:16award ceremony was held in the community
  1129. 43:18room at Maplewood Terrace, same cinder
  1130. 43:21block building, same fluorescent lights,
  1131. 43:23but someone had brought in folding
  1132. 43:25chairs with cushions and Ramona had hung
  1133. 43:27a banner that read Harlan Ingram Trade
  1134. 43:30Scholarship Class of 2026.
  1135. 43:35The carpet cleaner smell was still
  1136. 43:36there, but so was the smell of Ramona's
  1137. 43:38cupcakes vanilla buttercream and fresh
  1138. 43:41coffee from a pot Glenn had brought from
  1139. 43:43home. I stood at the same folding table
  1140. 43:45where Deirdra used to bang her gavel. A
  1141. 43:4717-year-old kid named Tyler from the
  1142. 43:49next town over shook my hand and held up
  1143. 43:52a certificate and I thought about
  1144. 43:53Grandpa Harlan sitting in this same room
  1145. 43:5558 years ago signing a land contract for
  1146. 43:58a hay field he thought might be worth
  1147. 44:00something someday. He never told me
  1148. 44:02about those 14 lots, never mentioned
  1149. 44:05them once, but he paid the taxes every
  1150. 44:07year, kept the receipts in a fireproof
  1151. 44:10safe, and left me the key. I opened my
  1152. 44:12mailbox last Tuesday. First time in a
  1153. 44:15long while that I didn't flinch when I
  1154. 44:16reached inside. No red ink, no fines,
  1155. 44:20just a water bill and a coupon for oil
  1156. 44:21changes. It felt like a normal Tuesday,
  1157. 44:24and I can't tell you how long it's been
  1158. 44:26since I had one of those. But, Maplewood
  1159. 44:28Terrace wasn't the last surprise Grandpa
  1160. 44:30Harlan left me. 3 weeks after that
  1161. 44:32meeting, Deirdre's attorney filed a
  1162. 44:34motion that put every single house on
  1163. 44:36that block back in jeopardy, including
  1164. 44:38mine. That story's coming, and it's
  1165. 44:41worse. Drop your HOA horror story in the
  1166. 44:43comments. I read every single one, and
  1167. 44:46hit subscribe so you don't miss what
  1168. 44:47Deirdre Loomis did next, because she is
  1169. 44:49not done.

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