HELLUVA BOSS - SEEING STARS // S2: Episode 2 — Transcript

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1. 0:00foreign
2. 0:08there exists boundless amounts of
3. 0:11magnificent phenomena
4. 0:13the great Brilliance of an exploding
5. 0:15star the Nimble dance of space dust
6. 0:18through a nebula
7. 0:21but once every one thousand years our
8. 0:23corner of reality is treated to an
9. 0:26incredible sight from the deep Eldritch
10. 0:28recesses of the cosmos the tears of a
11. 0:31forgotten Colossus begin to form tears
12. 0:34made of the hopes and dreams of every
13. 0:36living thing that never came to be
14. 0:39condensed and sent shooting across the
15. 0:42night sky in a dazzling final display
16. 0:45what appears to Mortal beings is a
17. 0:48meteor shower we can see for what it is
18. 0:50as a thoughts tears
19. 0:54Daddy can we go see it someday yes dear
20. 0:58I promise when the day comes nothing
21. 1:00will be able to keep me from being there
22. 1:02with you good night my owlette good
23. 1:05night
24. 1:07[Music]
25. 1:19hey Dad
26. 1:21Dodge
27. 1:24Dodge yes I know it will be there
28. 1:29shortly of course they're being careful
29. 1:31what's up what's going on apparently
30. 1:34your mother can't exist somewhere two
31. 1:36minutes without the entirety of her
32. 1:37possession
33. 1:39no I'm not turning her against you yes
34. 1:45this is going to be done before tonight
35. 1:48right what oh I hardly think so knowing
36. 1:52your mother this will take all weekend
37. 1:53don't be gentle about it now break
38. 1:55whatever you have to to get it all in
39. 1:56there
40. 1:57[Music]
41. 2:00but tonight we're supposed to Darling
42. 2:03can we not talk about this now your
43. 2:05mother's being a real b-i-t-c-h
44. 2:09well how was I supposed to know you can
45. 2:11sell I've never seen you read
46. 2:14ridiculous ah
47. 2:17look
48. 2:19[Music]
49. 2:30[Music]
50. 2:35what's going on honey wait just a [ __ ]
51. 2:38let me please can we talk [ __ ] I mean
52. 2:41wow a good throw honey I'm so proud of
53. 2:43you
54. 2:47[Music]
55. 2:50about honey
56. 2:52oh Blitz finally talked to her about her
57. 2:55attitude with clients I just think some
58. 2:57small tweaks might help you be more of a
59. 3:00uh people person you know all right now
60. 3:02I'm a people person
61. 3:03if I'm so terrible how about you just
62. 3:06grow a pair and replace me
63. 3:08okay well maybe I maybe I might
64. 3:12what
65. 3:15maybe I will little missy dead that's
66. 3:18right it's tough love time so now you
67. 3:20can go to your desk
68. 3:24foreign
69. 3:26[Music]
70. 3:29if I may say so you're doing the right
71. 3:32thing if we can't even hire a cheerful
72. 3:35qualified receptionist how can people
73. 3:37trust us to Massacre and mutilate their
74. 3:40enemies for them
75. 3:44[Music]
76. 3:52[Music]
77. 4:00take me to see the stars
78. 4:04[Music]
79. 4:08um sir the [ __ ]
80. 4:14[Music]
81. 4:17oh yeah you have a visitor
82. 4:22where am I
83. 4:27[Music]
84. 4:31oh
85. 4:33my territory [ __ ] take your shitty
86. 4:36costume against the [ __ ] off
87. 4:40[Applause]
88. 4:42[Music]
89. 4:44foreign
90. 4:50what the [ __ ] am I supposed to tell
91. 4:52stole this well he seems to like you sir
92. 4:55maybe he would understand okay my dick
93. 4:57is good but it is not that good Moxie
94. 5:00sir I don't think we really have a
95. 5:02choice is that what you want me to just
96. 5:03call him up and be like hey stolis oh
97. 5:06your daughter came by took your book and
98. 5:07teleported off to who the [ __ ] knows
99. 5:09where we have no way of getting either
100. 5:10of them back okay okay good talk bye
101. 5:15wow that actually went better than I
102. 5:16thought
103. 5:26I just need to know where I can
104. 5:28see the stars
105. 5:30[Applause]
106. 5:38how could this happen do you just let
107. 5:40anyone Walt into your office and grab
108. 5:42infinitely powerful artifacts why would
109. 5:44she do this how are we supposed to find
110. 5:46her where would she go
111. 5:48well it reeks of urine and Desperation
112. 5:50so
113. 5:53l a
114. 5:55what all right Luna let's make this
115. 5:58quick in and out before anyone notices
116. 5:59us here
117. 6:01oh this doesn't look much different from
118. 6:02hell all right now let's get to work
119. 6:04Looney sniff how am I supposed to smell
120. 6:07anything in this city can't you even do
121. 6:09one thing right can't you finally do
122. 6:12something about how fat you are I'm not
123. 6:14you know wouldn't kill you to put a
124. 6:16salad in your body every now and then
125. 6:17what but I'm not fat now first things
126. 6:21first if we're gonna do this the
127. 6:22old-fashioned way we're gonna need
128. 6:24disguises
129. 6:29[Applause]
130. 6:32no chance you can Contour us a couple of
131. 6:35those can you sadly no I'm afraid
132. 6:38without my grimoire my powers are just a
133. 6:40tad Limited in the human world what you
134. 6:42can't memorize your [ __ ] spells oh
135. 6:44your memory is so great what's his phone
136. 6:46number [ __ ] you exactly
137. 6:55hey little man how about you check out
138. 6:57this demo right here this is premium
139. 6:59grade a fire right here perfect for you
140. 7:02to crank with the little lady oh wow you
141. 7:06made this thank you
142. 7:08hey hey hold up a sec you just gonna
143. 7:10grab it and go he said thank you 20
144. 7:13bucks man
145. 7:14Millie we need money to pay this
146. 7:17talented artist you can just give it
147. 7:20back Mom
148. 7:21Nelly these artists put their heart and
149. 7:25soul into their work I can't just give
150. 7:27it back like it's worthless
151. 7:30it probably is sick demon costume man
152. 7:35it's metal as [ __ ]
153. 7:37[Music]
154. 7:41come back here
155. 7:43I have an idea
156. 7:48and to your left you'll see the home of
157. 7:51one of those influencers who thinks
158. 7:53they're hot [ __ ] cause now they do TV
159. 7:55shows
160. 8:04so
161. 8:06[Music]
162. 8:08come on it's Hollywood star Brandon
163. 8:11writer the [ __ ] is a Brandon rage oh
164. 8:14dear
165. 8:20[Applause]
166. 8:25you're my lovely little monster and I'll
167. 8:32never say
168. 8:34goodbye I will kill for you until the
169. 8:40day we die
170. 8:45foreign
171. 8:55and here you are my fellow Troubadour
172. 8:58whatever man get the [ __ ] out of here
173. 8:59you're cramping my business
174. 9:01come on babe we have to catch up to
175. 9:03plants before hey wanna buy some art
176. 9:05what yes
177. 9:19Mr ragers we've been looking for you
178. 9:21everywhere you are supposed to be on set
179. 9:24an hour ago the [ __ ] are you talking
180. 9:26about your guest spot on
181. 9:28sweetie I'm in the house we're taping
182. 9:31tonight now hurry up and get in the car
183. 9:33oh no no no no no no I'm not going
184. 9:35anywhere with you just biscuit very
185. 9:37funny Mr ragers now get in the carbs
186. 9:41come on boy come on get your [ __ ]
187. 9:44hands off me Luna stole this little help
188. 9:47here
189. 9:49all right
190. 9:51excuse me sir I'm Mr rage's agent and I
191. 9:56don't believe you can just oh you are
192. 9:59strong oh
193. 10:02Blitz we don't have time for this fear
194. 10:04could be anywhere she could be in danger
195. 10:07don't worry I'm on it
196. 10:09[Applause]
197. 10:11yeah we'll catch up soon
198. 10:13yeah way to be a team player sweetie
199. 10:16chasing great hands
200. 10:18[Music]
201. 10:29foreign
202. 10:33[Music]
203. 10:49let's get him ready he's on in five what
204. 10:52five what I can't be on a sitcom
205. 10:56should have had an ego crisis before
206. 10:58signing the contract I I oh I don't even
207. 11:01know the [ __ ] lines idiot well that's
208. 11:03why God invented teleprompter shouldn't
209. 11:07he rehearse or something no can do we're
210. 11:09alive in ten nine oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh
211. 11:12[ __ ] oh [ __ ] I I I can't do this no not
212. 11:15again I haven't performed since Glitz if
213. 11:18your performance on stage is half as
214. 11:20good as it is in bed you leave them
215. 11:22Breathless
216. 11:24now hurry up and wow them so we can get
217. 11:26back to finding via break a leg darling
218. 11:30action
219. 11:33well if it isn't our neighbor Ronnie you
220. 11:36feel that earthquake earlier foreign
221. 11:43oh yeah yeah that was just my wife
222. 11:47rolling out of bed
223. 11:56yeah yeah and then that [ __ ] hit her
224. 12:00head on the way down and shattered her
225. 12:02skull
226. 12:05there's blood everywhere Peter Pants
227. 12:17thank you
228. 12:19[Music]
229. 12:28[Music]
230. 12:39[Applause]
231. 12:39[Music]
232. 12:54turn on the lights
233. 12:56[Music]
234. 13:05[Music]
235. 13:19oh Augie you've gone and done it again
236. 13:22that's the fifth couch this year
237. 13:27foreign
238. 13:28[Laughter]
239. 13:38[Music]
240. 13:41I'd be happy to adopt old uggie and give
241. 13:44him the attention he needs
242. 13:46yeah
243. 13:48yeah maybe you should adopt
244. 13:52well I've been all so cute and they're
245. 13:55sad maybe you could adopt this one here
246. 13:58quite a strong lad he'll be perfect for
247. 14:01whatever work you want to use them no
248. 14:03I'm not looking for no ugly Walker I
249. 14:05mean something that's more family
250. 14:06friendly a gift for the wife huh no
251. 14:10problem we have a nice selection of
252. 14:13other hounds who's that oh her that's
253. 14:17just Luna what a nightmare serious
254. 14:21attitude problems she'll be out of my
255. 14:24hair next month when she ages out good
256. 14:28written if you ask me she'll never
257. 14:30amount to anything much
258. 14:33no no no you can't have her You She's
259. 14:36mine and I love her
260. 14:40but Mr Ronnie do God let me have a puppy
261. 14:46don't you touch her you little anal
262. 14:49fissure
263. 14:52[ __ ] she's not fit to be a mother I
264. 14:55saw her doing lines of Coke in her
265. 14:57dressing room
266. 14:58now uh Ronnie
267. 15:01maybe you should know you can't have my
268. 15:04baby [ __ ] I'll never get rid of her
269. 15:11[Applause]
270. 15:14I'm coming [ __ ]
271. 15:17excuse me would you mind oh
272. 15:20[Applause]
273. 15:41let's go find our daughters
274. 15:51foreign
275. 15:59hey
276. 16:07hey
277. 16:08how did you find me here's Instagram
278. 16:11nice pics by the way oh thanks
279. 16:16you okay
280. 16:18can't believe I was so stupid I spent
281. 16:20all day looking for a place where I can
282. 16:22see some dumb meteor shower
283. 16:26and all I get is this yeah smog's a
284. 16:31[ __ ]
285. 16:37[Music]
286. 16:40you know
287. 16:42your dad's really worried about you
288. 16:46instead of him he couldn't be bothered
289. 16:48to keep his promise and now he can't be
290. 16:49bothered to come and get me himself he'd
291. 16:51rather spend his time just screaming at
292. 16:53my mum
293. 16:55why does he hate a ball that he loves me
294. 17:03[Music]
295. 17:05sometimes
296. 17:06sometimes it's not as simple as that
297. 17:10kind of [ __ ] gets messy
298. 17:12and everybody's got issues
299. 17:14especially dads
300. 17:16and sometimes they [ __ ] up well all the
301. 17:20time
302. 17:22that doesn't mean they don't care if he
303. 17:24cares where is he he's somewhere down
304. 17:26there
305. 17:28yeah looking for you
306. 17:30I mean
307. 17:32try to cut your dad some slack
308. 17:34he may not always get it right but
309. 17:37he's trying
310. 17:39that's more important than you think
311. 17:47you ready to go
312. 17:55foreign
313. 18:03now if we can just find where
314. 18:07alone on my sweet baby girl I'm so sorry
315. 18:09I'll never replace you no matter what
316. 18:13you're good
317. 18:16dad
318. 18:17so sorry I'm just relieved you're okay
319. 18:21but what would possess you to do such a
320. 18:24thing you know I haven't taught you
321. 18:25spells like this yet I just wanted to
322. 18:28see the stars you promised the stars
323. 18:32as their thoughts tears oh no oh my dear
324. 18:37sweet fear I am so I know Dad it's okay
325. 18:41you're here now
326. 18:45[Music]
327. 18:51what the [ __ ] is that my acting career
328. 18:59look at that one did you see that one
329. 19:01now where the [ __ ] are Eminem
330. 19:06[Music]
331. 19:08oh art is heavy
332. 19:17[Music]
333. 19:21March mister
334. 19:29you're my pretty Ray of Hellfire and you
335. 19:34set my soul a light
336. 19:38I'm a flame with love for you my Dove
337. 19:44you see
338. 19:48you're the sweetly rotten past you
339. 19:53all my heart is
340. 19:56[Music]
341. 20:02my every dying day
342. 20:09in every song You're the Reason
343. 20:14nothing's ever wrong you're the first
344. 20:18thing that I think of when I wake a new
345. 20:24to kill again
346. 20:27[Music]
347. 20:30you're my lovely little monster
348. 20:36and I'll never say
349. 20:39goodbye I will kill for you until the
350. 20:45day we die
351. 20:49foreign
352. 20:51[Music]