He Thought His Date Was GROSS! 😭🤢 #Shorts — Transcript

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1. 0:02Hello.
2. 0:02>> Hey, I was looking for Danny.
3. 0:05>> Yeah, this is Danny.
4. 0:06>> Danny, how are you? This is Jubel from
5. 0:07Brooke and Jubel in the morning.
6. 0:10>> Uh, good.
7. 0:12>> I'm calling you today because you
8. 0:13recently went out on a date with one of
9. 0:15our listeners and they gave us your
10. 0:17phone number and asked us to call you.
11. 0:20>> Really?
12. 0:21>> Mhm. Her name is Amanda. She emailed us
13. 0:25and told us about how you picked her up
14. 0:27at a Target. She thought that was a
15. 0:29really cute move, by the way. And told
16. 0:32us a little bit about your date. Said
17. 0:33that she really liked you, but I guess
18. 0:34it's been like two weeks now and you're
19. 0:36not returning her phone calls.
20. 0:38>> Uh-huh.
21. 0:40>> Would you mind maybe giving us some
22. 0:42insight into why it's been two weeks and
23. 0:44you haven't called Amanda back?
24. 0:47>> Uh,
25. 0:49I guess I just can't see myself being in
26. 0:52a relationship with her and that's kind
27. 0:54of what I'm looking for.
28. 0:55>> Is it because of something she did on
29. 0:57the date? something she said.
30. 0:59>> I mean, I didn't get to know her really
31. 1:01well, but she was kind of gross
32. 1:05>> on our date.
33. 1:07>> How was she? How was she gross?
34. 1:11>> Just her manners. I'm not sure really
35. 1:13like how she was raised. And it was kind
36. 1:16of shocking to me.
37. 1:18>> Wow. What I want I'm very curious now,
38. 1:20Danny.
39. 1:20>> Yeah.
40. 1:21>> Because according to her, your date was
41. 1:22perfectly normal. She didn't do anything
42. 1:24weird. The thing that she did say was
43. 1:26strange about your date was how you
44. 1:27shook her hand at the end. Is that why
45. 1:28you shook her hand because you thought
46. 1:30she was gross?
47. 1:31>> Yeah, that's I needed an exit.
48. 1:34>> Can you give me one specific thing?
49. 1:36>> Yeah.
50. 1:37>> Was she sloppy when she was eating her
51. 1:39food? She not put her napkin on her lap?
52. 1:42What specifically made you think that
53. 1:43she's nasty?
54. 1:45>> Well, it was going fine. And like
55. 1:49halfway through the meal, she grabbed my
56. 1:52hand and she leaned over into my ear and
57. 1:55whispered, "I'll be back in a few
58. 1:58minutes."
59. 1:59>> Okay.
60. 2:00>> I have to honk out a dirt snake.
61. 2:02>> No, she did not say that on the first
62. 2:04[screaming] day. Are you
63. 2:06>> You're lying about that, Danny.
64. 2:08>> That could not be real. [laughter]
65. 2:10>> I swear to God.
66. 2:12>> What was that term again? What was that
67. 2:13term again?
68. 2:15>> Oh, man. She said I had to honk out a
69. 2:18dirt snake.
70. 2:20[laughter]
71. 2:21>> Was she being funny or was like this is
72. 2:23legit?
73. 2:24>> I thought I thought she was making a
74. 2:26joke and I just said, "Are you serious?"
75. 2:30[laughter]
76. 2:31>> She just said, "No, really. I have to go
77. 2:33download a brown load. I'll be back IN A
78. 2:35FEW MINUTES." [laughter]
79. 2:36>> Stop it.
80. 2:37>> She had to have been joking then.
81. 2:39>> Yeah. I mean, come on.
82. 2:40>> Come on, man. Like,
83. 2:41>> I don't know one girl that would do
84. 2:42that. Seriously.
85. 2:44She had to have [laughter] been She had
86. 2:46to have been joking with you, Danny.
87. 2:48>> She was not. She left. She was gone for
88. 2:50a few minutes. I mean, at the time, I
89. 2:53couldn't eat. I I lost my appetite. It
90. 2:56That's how serious she was being. What
91. 2:58did she say when she got back to