he lied and gave me an STI. — Transcript

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1. 0:00Let's just say hypothetically that you
2. 0:01and a man are watching a movie in bed.
3. 0:03Okay? And then you feel something poking
4. 0:05your leg. So you go down to investigate.
5. 0:07You're under the blankets. Okay? You're
6. 0:09investigating.
7. 0:11You're investigating it. And whilst
8. 0:13you're investigating it, I don't know,
9. 0:14maybe you're doing too good of a job. He
10. 0:17farts. Okay? Do you a keep going? B take
11. 0:22up the blanket. Say, "What the hell?" So
12. 0:23like any sane person, you just you're
13. 0:25not going to make a scene. Okay? You're
14. 0:27just going to continue to investigate.
15. 0:29Okay. But the thing is, you're trapped
16. 0:31under a blanket. You're sweating. This
17. 0:33man farted. Okay. He has his
18. 0:37And not only that, he has his
19. 0:40right there. They're right there. And
20. 0:43the thing is, this wasn't just any fart.
21. 0:45Ah. This wasn't just any regular passing
22. 0:47of gas. It wasn't just it, you know,
23. 0:49whispering. Okay? It wasn't whispering.
24. 0:51It was speaking in Sanskrit. It spoke in
25. 0:53an ancient Latin tongue. But one thing
26. 0:56about you is that you're a fighter and
27. 0:58you're not about to give up. So you
28. 0:59continue your investigation. You're
29. 1:01pouring sweat. It's it's hell house. And
30. 1:05just when you think all hope is lost,
31. 1:08they hit the second tower.
32. 1:10He farts again.
33. 1:13Yeah. This is when you realize
34. 1:17this isn't what little Zach would want.
35. 1:20He wouldn't want you to just keep
36. 1:21suffering for what? a little bit.
37. 1:26No. So, you take off the blanket and you
38. 1:28play it cool. Okay? Just imagine you're
39. 1:31drenched in sweat. Okay? And you just
40. 1:33got to play it cool. Your jaws locked
41. 1:35up. You're like, "How are you doing up
42. 1:38here?" You're just trying to play it
43. 1:39cool. When in reality,
44. 1:43two separate farts are stuck to you.
45. 1:46Stuck to your skin and your mouth and
46. 1:47your nose and your eyes. My eyes aren't
47. 1:50watering from my investigation. they're
48. 1:53watering from your ass.
49. 1:57That, my friends, is just the tip of the
50. 1:59iceberg of what these men have put me
51. 2:01through. And of course, with that with
52. 2:02that investigation,
53. 2:04um, we did come to a conclusion.
54. 2:08You know, you and I were like this,
55. 2:09okay, we know that one thing we're going
56. 2:11to do is suffer. Suffer at the hands of
57. 2:14a man.
58. 2:16So, yeah, I did kind of miss our
59. 2:18anniversary. It's been over a year of
60. 2:20talking to you guys and I just have to
61. 2:22say love y'all. Love you guys so much.
62. 2:25Okay, love you down. Who would have
63. 2:27thought me getting emotionally TORMENTED
64. 2:30AND BEATEN DOWN AND STRICKEN with
65. 2:33sadness would have led to me setting up
66. 2:36my car and yelling at it for 40 minutes
67. 2:39and posting it and then meeting all you
68. 2:41guys. Okay, feeling grateful. #grateful.
69. 2:44I thought, hey, it's been a year since
70. 2:45the being gay sucks video. What has
71. 2:47changed? What have I learned?
72. 2:51Nothing.
73. 2:53Bye. In reality, a lot actually has
74. 2:55happened. Have I learned anything?
75. 2:57That's up for debate.
76. 3:00Okay. I'm sure at this point, everyone
77. 3:01watching this has seen that video as
78. 3:03well. Okay. The guy that I went on a
79. 3:05date with and then he met another guy
80. 3:07there and then now they're happily
81. 3:09together and after that I start dating
82. 3:12someone and we broke up.
83. 3:15That whole situation isn't really
84. 3:16something that I talked about because I
85. 3:18didn't want to like be exploitative of
86. 3:20it. Like I'm not going to date someone
87. 3:22just so I can call you guys and talk to
88. 3:23you guys about it. That's not how I
89. 3:25roll, okay? I call you guys when I'm
90. 3:27feeling crazy. When I'm feeling crazy
91. 3:29and I want to talk to a friend. But of
92. 3:31course, I have no friends.
93. 3:34The thing is, I still want to keep a lot
94. 3:36of that situation private. But there are
95. 3:38some things that I learned from it that
96. 3:40I thought would be valuable to share
97. 3:42with you guys, with my friends. Okay.
98. 3:44Damn. One of the things I actually did
99. 3:46learn and I am applying moving forward
100. 3:49is that just because it's a new
101. 3:51relationship, just because it's the
102. 3:52first time doesn't mean you should just
103. 3:54immediately put your whole self on the
104. 3:56table. Okay? Because a that can be
105. 3:59overwhelming for them and for you. And
106. 4:01b,
107. 4:03you don't know the person yet. You don't
108. 4:06know if they're hiding any evil.
109. 4:09And it's vice versa, too. They don't
110. 4:11know about the evil in you.
111. 4:14Whether you're 20 and it's your first
112. 4:15relationship or you're 97. Okay. Well,
113. 4:18if you're 97, maybe you should go all in
114. 4:21cuz hey, clock's ticking. On Instagram,
115. 4:23every now and then, I'll go through and
116. 4:24like read your guys' DMs and respond to
117. 4:26some of them. And one thing I've seen
118. 4:28overwhelmingly is people who are like in
119. 4:31their 20s, super stressed out about not
120. 4:34being in a relationship and not having
121. 4:37someone yet and seeing all the people
122. 4:38around them have someone. And guys, I
123. 4:41know about this pain. I know about this.
124. 4:43As you all know, it's been reoccurring.
125. 4:46My number one suggestion, honestly, this
126. 4:48could be corny. Listen to the song Hold
127. 4:50On by Adele. Okay, hold on. Love will
128. 4:54soon come.
129. 4:57Did that work? Over the past year,
130. 4:59that's something that I've really worked
131. 5:00on is that I don't have to be in a
132. 5:02relationship to be happy, to be
133. 5:04satisfied. Okay, I can satisfy myself.
134. 5:07Thank you very much, Glenda. Guys, life
135. 5:10is too short to be worrying about these
136. 5:11things. Okay, worrying about tomorrow
137. 5:13takes away the fun from today or some
138. 5:16[ __ ] like that. Go out with your
139. 5:18friends and just live life, okay?
140. 5:20Because one thing I know is that the
141. 5:22dating apps, you know, sometimes they do
142. 5:25work. I know that they do work. They're
143. 5:26proven. It's scientifically proven. But
144. 5:28for me, in my case,
145. 5:33I know we all just need to go out and
146. 5:35have more fun. Okay? Have one of your
147. 5:38friends have a baby and then you become
148. 5:40their uncle or auntie.
149. 5:43That's something fun. The thing I'm
150. 5:44about to say is something that I didn't
151. 5:46think I would ever share. When it
152. 5:48happened, I was like, well, first of
153. 5:49all, it wasn't even in my thought to
154. 5:51like tell you guys because it's quite
155. 5:54sensitive, okay? It's a quite sensitive
156. 5:56subject matter, but I thought, you know
157. 5:58what? There's already so much stigma
158. 6:00around this that why not? Why don't we
159. 6:02just clear the air? Okay, let's just
160. 6:04clear the air. Y'all already know that
161. 6:05there's not a lineup of people for me.
162. 6:08Okay. I have maybe maximum three
163. 6:12different partners a year. A year.
164. 6:16Okay. So, let's just say that that
165. 6:19limits my access to certain medical
166. 6:21care. Okay. For the monkey pox vaccine,
167. 6:24you needed to have like eight partners a
168. 6:25month. For prep, you needed to have a
169. 6:28certain amount of partners a month. And
170. 6:30guys, I didn't know that you could lie
171. 6:32to your physician. And that's sort of a
172. 6:34double-edged sword because me not being
173. 6:35on that makes me scared to go out and be
174. 6:38freaky. Okay? So, it's a double-edged
175. 6:40sword. Do you guys hear what I'm saying?
176. 6:42Before I went on a date with a guy, of
177. 6:43course, we both got tested because we
178. 6:45knew what was going to happen. Okay? We
179. 6:47knew what was going to happen. We both
180. 6:49got tested. We showed each other our
181. 6:50test results, that sort of thing. We're
182. 6:52good. Okay? We're all good. Got the full
183. 6:54screening. They
184. 6:58was good. Anyways, I was with this guy
185. 7:00and we got freaky. Okay? We got freaky.
186. 7:03And about like 3 or 4 days after we got
187. 7:06freaky, I noticed an evil aching. There
188. 7:09was an aching in my balls.
189. 7:13You know what? I'm trying to end the
190. 7:14stigma. Okay. There was an aching in my
191. 7:17balloons. My balls were aching. They
192. 7:19hurt to just be there. I WAS LIKE, "OW."
193. 7:23GOING TO BE HONEST. I didn't really
194. 7:24think much of it because I was like,
195. 7:25"Maybe I just sat on them wrong. Who
196. 7:27knows?" And the pain, the aching sort of
197. 7:29went away after like eight hours, which
198. 7:31usually that's long enough. That's long
199. 7:34enough that any sane person would be
200. 7:35like, "Maybe I should get this checked
201. 7:36out."
202. 7:38But I'm not any sane person. About a
203. 7:40week after that, I was staying at a
204. 7:41friend's place. And that's when the evil
205. 7:43really showed itself. And it took the
206. 7:45form of a, you know, let's just say a
207. 7:48substance, right, leaking out of
208. 7:52my piss hole. And you know sometimes
209. 7:54like after you pee there's like still a
210. 7:57little pee left in there. You got to
211. 7:58shake it off. You got to shake it off.
212. 8:00Shake it off. Uhhuh. It's gorrhea.
213. 8:02Garia. Yeah. Yeah.
214. 8:06Safe to say I was quite frightened
215. 8:07because I was like, "What is coming out
216. 8:09of my piss hole? What is that?
217. 8:12What the hell is that?" But thankfully
218. 8:14the friend's place I was staying at,
219. 8:15he's been known to, you know, leave the
220. 8:17door open, let anyone hit. Okay. So,
221. 8:20he's I've known he's had, you know,
222. 8:22certain infections infections before.
223. 8:26So, thankfully, I felt like comfortable
224. 8:28enough to talk to someone about it. I
225. 8:30talked to him about it. I said, "What
226. 8:31the hell is leaking out of my piss
227. 8:33hole?" And he immediately knew something
228. 8:35was up. He was talking about the
229. 8:36symptoms. He said, "Were your balls
230. 8:38aching?" I said, "Yeah." He said, "Does
231. 8:42it hurt to pee?" I said, "Yeah."
232. 8:48He knew what time it was. The guy that I
233. 8:50went on a date with, we were kind of
234. 8:52thinking in the future like going
235. 8:53steady. We were like, "Oh yeah, this was
236. 8:55fun. Let's keep these good vibes going
237. 8:56kind of thing." So I was like, obviously
238. 8:59I got to call him. He was the only
239. 9:01partner I had since then. So I was like,
240. 9:03"I got to call you and let you know
241. 9:06what's up. Okay, there's juice coming
242. 9:08out of my piss hole." I wasn't mad or
243. 9:10anything because a I was just in too
244. 9:12much discomfort to like think about
245. 9:14that. And that's just not where my mind
246. 9:16goes. I don't go to anger, I go to
247. 9:18sadness, of course. And I felt bad for
248. 9:21him. I felt bad for me. I was like, "Ah,
249. 9:22this this is going to kind of throw a
250. 9:24wrench into things cuz I was like, what
251. 9:25if I date this guy?" kind of thing. And
252. 9:27then this happens, right? I tell him
253. 9:29what's going on. And I'm like, "Hey, I'm
254. 9:30going to go get tested. This is what's
255. 9:32going on." And I think you got to check
256. 9:34something out, okay? Because I got my
257. 9:36full thing. I know I know what my body's
258. 9:39tea is. Like I know that there wasn't an
259. 9:41evil lingering in my body,
260. 9:44just in my mind. I tell him, he
261. 9:46immediately gets mad and he's like, "No,
262. 9:48there's no way. What are you talking
263. 9:49about? Like, that's impossible." kind of
264. 9:50thing. I got tested. And I was like,
265. 9:52"Well,
266. 9:54let me ask the audience." The audience
267. 9:55being the juice coming out of my piss
268. 9:57hole. The next day or so, I walk back
269. 9:59into the clinic. They're like, "Oh, you
270. 10:00again. What What is it now?" Even though
271. 10:03last time I was there, it was like fine.
272. 10:05Anyways, I say you know what I've said
273. 10:07to you multiple times now. There's evil
274. 10:10coming out of my wiener. Okay? And that
275. 10:12evil was not present before.
276. 10:15What's that about? The ladies at the
277. 10:17clinic, I love them. Okay, they gave me
278. 10:19a cup. I peed in it. They gave me a
279. 10:21Q-tip. I put it up my butt. They gave me
280. 10:23another one. I put it down my throat.
281. 10:26The couple days in between getting
282. 10:27tested and waiting for my results, there
283. 10:29was an emotional turmoil. There was an
284. 10:32emotional turmoil, okay? Because I was
285. 10:34like, I am leaking from my piss hole.
286. 10:40Okay. There's also the luck factor in
287. 10:42that I have the worst luck in human
288. 10:45history. Okay, I swear I was someone
289. 10:47very, very evil in a past life and I'm
290. 10:50paying for it constantly in this life.
291. 10:52But I was like, the one time I hook up
292. 10:54with someone, boom, leakage out of my
293. 10:56piss hole. Boom. And that also had me
294. 10:59worried cuz I was like, you know, we
295. 11:02both got tested, I saw his results.
296. 11:03What's going on here? Is he lying to me?
297. 11:05Is he lying to me? But also, what if
298. 11:07it's something incurable that he gave
299. 11:09me? What if? cuz I know gorrhea
300. 11:11chlamydia they're curable those girls.
301. 11:13Oh, whatever. Whatever. Yeah, they do a
302. 11:15little damage. Whatever. But then
303. 11:17there's the ones especially that us gay
304. 11:22people know about. Okay, I'm looking
305. 11:24right at you, Miss Ivy.
306. 11:27And growing up, I don't know if it's
307. 11:29just like the time that I grew up in,
308. 11:31but I watched the movie Philadelphia.
309. 11:34Okay, that stuff. And in school, they
310. 11:36talk about if you're gay, you're going
311. 11:37to get AIDS. you're gonna get it. And I
312. 11:41just was like, I know my luck. This is
313. 11:43it. This is it. This is it. Of course, I
314. 11:46know that HIV can be managed and stuff,
315. 11:48but I it's still obviously scary. It's
316. 11:51still scary. And I was scared. Okay. Who
317. 11:53else was scared? Thus came the day that
318. 11:55the results came in. Okay. And I was
319. 11:57reading. I saw the syphilis negative.
320. 12:00Thank God. I saw HIV negative.
321. 12:03Then I saw
322. 12:05Miss Ara boom in my pistol. Boom. In my
323. 12:10ass. Boom. Not in my throat. That's
324. 12:13something to look forward to. It only
325. 12:15took about four or five days, six, seven
326. 12:16days after taking the medicine for it to
327. 12:19all clear up. But when I tell you during
328. 12:21those couple of days that I was this
329. 12:24close to cutting my dick off. Obviously,
330. 12:27then I had to talk to my little friend
331. 12:28and I was like, "Hey, you got to get
332. 12:30tested because there's lying to you.
333. 12:31There's something you're not telling me
334. 12:33or that they're not telling you." Okay.
335. 12:36And then that's when, you know,
336. 12:41I just completely lost faith in the
337. 12:43education system. Okay? And I thought,
338. 12:46guys,
339. 12:48whatever. You don't like gay people,
340. 12:50okay? But there are going to be gay
341. 12:52people, okay? We're not going away. So
342. 12:55what if we just teach them about how
343. 12:58things work? What if we just taught them
344. 13:00that? This man, did he get his willie
345. 13:02and his throat tested? Well, yes. Wait,
346. 13:06aren't we gay? What about your booty?
347. 13:13He didn't know that you could get it in
348. 13:15your butt.
349. 13:19He took his medicine. I took my
350. 13:20medicine. We got tested again.
351. 13:22Everything was clear and good.
352. 13:24Everything was good in the world again.
353. 13:26And did we go on more dates after? Well,
354. 13:27yes. Well, yes, because I'm like, "Guys,
355. 13:30I'm not cuz he was very distraught when
356. 13:33he got tested and he saw that he felt so
357. 13:36bad." So, I was like, "Okay, this guy
358. 13:38wasn't, you know, this wasn't biological
359. 13:40warfare. Okay, he feels bad." And I'm
360. 13:43like, "If I leave him for this, I will
361. 13:46also feel bad." So, we stuck it out
362. 13:52for about another month. I really didn't
363. 13:54think I was ever going to talk about
364. 13:55that, but I think that I need to. Okay.
365. 13:58So, I'm going to I'm going to talk about
366. 14:00the juice coming from my pithole if I
367. 14:02want. Okay. And you're going to
368. 14:04unfortunately have to listen. I just
369. 14:06know growing up there was a huge stigma
370. 14:09there still is about getting STI and
371. 14:11they use scare tactics and fear tactics
372. 14:14to stop you from getting freaky. But the
373. 14:17thing is, guys, we're all human. We got
374. 14:19to get freaky.
375. 14:21Unless you're asexual, but that's
376. 14:22totally fine. After the little song and
377. 14:24dance that I did with this guy ended, I
378. 14:26took a long break from hooking up with
379. 14:28anyone. It was like 6 months, 7 months.
380. 14:33This is just how I felt, okay? It's not
381. 14:35how I feel. This was just how I felt
382. 14:38because this was new to me. It I felt
383. 14:40like I was tainted. I felt like I was
384. 14:43tainted and I was like, "Oh, they got
385. 14:45me. They got me." But after talking to
386. 14:48the friend that I was staying with who
387. 14:50had who's had everything under the sun,
388. 14:53I realized, guys, no, this kind of thing
389. 14:56can just happen. It sort of just made me
390. 14:58take a step back and realize, damn, they
391. 15:00still really don't care. They still
392. 15:02really don't care because the guy that I
393. 15:04was with lived in redacted.
394. 15:06>> Okay, I live in Canada. Okay, free
395. 15:08testing. Oh yeah, free testing. Got it
396. 15:11in in days. It was free. Love it. If you
397. 15:14live in Canada, guys, just go out to
398. 15:16your local clinic, let them put a swab
399. 15:18up your butt, piss in a jar,
400. 15:21and then after piss in the little cup
401. 15:23they give you. I was with him the whole
402. 15:25step of the way of him going to
403. 15:26different clinics and stuff. He spent so
404. 15:28much money trying to like go to these
405. 15:30different clinics. And a lot of them
406. 15:32refused to test his butt. They refused
407. 15:34to test his butt because they're like,
408. 15:36"You're a man. Why do you need to test
409. 15:38your butt?"
410. 15:42That's going to piss me off, guys. Why
411. 15:44don't we want the best for each other?
412. 15:45Why don't we want everyone to succeed
413. 15:48and be happy and be healthy? Okay, put
414. 15:50the damn Q-tip up his ass. I was going
415. 15:53to say, I don't know why. Like, I felt
416. 15:55tainted after that, but it's because
417. 15:58society makes you feel like that's
418. 16:00dirty. And like, yes, it's an infection.
419. 16:02Okay, it's scary. I had juice coming out
420. 16:05of my pistol, but y'all, [ __ ] happens,
421. 16:08okay? And also, I have now for months
422. 16:11been lying to physicians, okay? Because
423. 16:13I'm like, I don't care if I sleep with
424. 16:16one person every 10 years. Every blue
425. 16:20moon, one man approaches me and he [ __ ]
426. 16:24me. Sometimes you just got to lie to
427. 16:26your local physician. Okay? You just got
428. 16:28to do it and say, "Give me my damn pills
429. 16:30or I am going to squeeze my juice."
430. 16:34The last thing I'll say about that
431. 16:36before moving on to something that is
432. 16:37somehow more sinister is that if you are
433. 16:41experiencing leakage now I don't know
434. 16:42how it goes for girls but I could assume
435. 16:44you could use the same product because I
436. 16:46just used pads. I just had to wear a pad
437. 16:49for about a week and you know what
438. 16:51changing my pad and everything I felt
439. 16:53fem I felt fem and I felt my juzj and
440. 16:56now I do I keep them as a momento? Yes.
441. 16:58That's something different. But now I
442. 17:00can keep the pads on me and if my girls
443. 17:02need one, I got them covered. Okay,
444. 17:05that's more than your man could say.
445. 17:09Anyways, moving on to something somehow
446. 17:11more sinister.
447. 17:13The cow [ __ ] I just know every time I
448. 17:15come on here to talk to you guys about
449. 17:16something, YouTube clutches their pearls
450. 17:18and they say, "What the hell is he going
451. 17:20to talk about now? What could possibly
452. 17:23have happened now?"
453. 17:26But somehow it just continues to get
454. 17:28worse. After my like five, six, seven
455. 17:31month hiatus of not talking to anyone, I
456. 17:34started talking to someone. Guys, I
457. 17:36started talking to someone. Okay, from
458. 17:38Grinder, of course. But guys, when I
459. 17:41tell you this man was sexy, okay? He was
460. 17:45sexy. He was a new local in my area. A
461. 17:47new baddy had entered the villa.
462. 17:50Okay, you guys know I don't like to be
463. 17:52specific and put people on blast, okay?
464. 17:54But this guy, I think maybe should be
465. 17:56because if what he was saying is true,
466. 18:00he deserves jail time. So I was talking
467. 18:01to this guy. He said that he was from
468. 18:03the UK and he had come down here to work
469. 18:05as a vet in the local area at the farms.
470. 18:08Now, not a vet as in serving. Okay, this
471. 18:10man wasn't serving anything. What he
472. 18:12should be serving is time behind bars.
473. 18:15Okay, him and I had been talking for a
474. 18:16couple weeks. Whenever I'd go on a trip,
475. 18:18he'd be like messaging me and saying
476. 18:19like, "Hey, how are you doing?" All this
477. 18:20sort of stuff.
478. 18:22But then things got sort of weird when
479. 18:24we got off Grinder and he said, "Do you
480. 18:26have Signal?" And now guys, I didn't
481. 18:29know I don't know about Signal. I don't
482. 18:31know about it, but it gives me scary
483. 18:33energy. Okay, as soon as he said that, I
484. 18:35was like, "Signal?" Guys, that seems
485. 18:37scary. I don't know. It's like WhatsApp.
486. 18:40Like, I don't know what that is. At the
487. 18:41time, he wasn't currently in my local
488. 18:43area. Okay, he was like going to school
489. 18:45somewhere and then he was going to be
490. 18:47coming down to the area in like a month
491. 18:49or something at the time. Okay. So he
492. 18:51said, "Do you have Signal?" I said, "No,
493. 18:52but you know what? I'm digmatized. I
494. 18:55downloaded that God forsaken app. I'm
495. 18:57scared. I'm scared." I'm like, "Why is
496. 18:58it dark?" Like, it's scary. It's signal.
497. 19:01Does that make sense? Him and I are
498. 19:02messaging on there. Yes. Are there
499. 19:03freaky conversations? Of course there
500. 19:05are. Of course there are, guys. That's
501. 19:06what I do is I have a little freaky
502. 19:08conversation with the guy. Okay. But
503. 19:11then this man takes it to a freak level
504. 19:13unbeknownst to me. Something guys, you
505. 19:16guys know about me. you know that I you
506. 19:20know I'm not afraid to take it there.
507. 19:21I'm not afraid to struck down the
508. 19:23sidewalk and drink my smoothie.
509. 19:26Okay. Him and I are talking. The
510. 19:27conversation goes from that he wants to
511. 19:29take me fishing and stuff and go hiking
512. 19:31together to, you know, some more freaky
513. 19:33stuff. And then he messages me, hey, can
514. 19:36I ask you a question?
515. 19:39And then I see the chat goes to like
516. 19:41disappearing messages mode. So
517. 19:43everything after that will disappear
518. 19:45forever into the ether. Just from
519. 19:48growing up gay, whenever someone says,
520. 19:50"Hey, can I ask you a question?" or
521. 19:51"Hey, can I talk to you about
522. 19:52something?" Immediately my heart sinks
523. 19:54into my aching my once aching balls. So
524. 19:58I'm immediately like, "Oh, he's outside
525. 20:00my house. He's going to kill me. He's
526. 20:02going to kill me." But he says something
527. 20:05that I was not prepared for and am still
528. 20:09not prepared for.
529. 20:12And he says, "Would it turn you on if I
530. 20:22a cow?
531. 20:25I
532. 20:27just don't understand how men constantly
533. 20:30surprise me. They constantly shock me.
534. 20:32They find new ways to go like, "Gotcha."
535. 20:35Right? Because
536. 20:37what the hell are you talking? He asked
537. 20:38me if it would turn me on if he did
538. 20:41that. And I said, "Would it turn
539. 20:43[clears throat] you on if I called the
540. 20:45ops?" You know, I don't want to call
541. 20:47them, but a psychic did say to me that
542. 20:50my husband that I'm going to meet in 2
543. 20:52years is in fact a police officer.
544. 20:56Wait a minute. In all honesty, guys, I
545. 20:58thought he was joking. I thought there's
546. 20:59no way this man is serious. Okay, now
547. 21:03just a little farm lore for you. A
548. 21:05little farm fun fact. Okay, I live in
549. 21:07the country. I know about this stuff. My
550. 21:08friend who has a cattle farm, he jokes
551. 21:11about it all the time, okay? That, you
552. 21:14know, they have to semen test certain
553. 21:16they have to semen test animals. They
554. 21:17see test bowls and horses and stuff like
555. 21:19that for breeding purposes or health. I
556. 21:21don't know why they do it, okay? But
557. 21:23they put something in their butt and
558. 21:26then they bust everywhere.
559. 21:29Look it up. This man said that when he
560. 21:31has had to do that to horses
561. 21:36and I couldn't help but think just a
562. 21:39couple months ago I was pissing
563. 21:42goo and I wanted to cut my
564. 21:46but I've never wanted to cut someone
565. 21:48else's until that very moment
566. 21:51because boy what the hell boy
567. 21:56what is wrong with you safe to say
568. 21:57blocked blocked okay if I had more
569. 22:00information about him, I would have sent
570. 22:02him to the ops. Okay. But there was also
571. 22:04a video that went viral of some guy who
572. 22:08went and touched a horse frequently. He
573. 22:11broke into someone's farm and touched
574. 22:12the horse frequently. AND I'M LIKE,
575. 22:13"GUYS, THESE MEN NEED TO BE SET ON FIRE.
576. 22:18They need to be set on fire." I don't
577. 22:20think that's that insane to say.
578. 22:23Set them on fire. Hang them by their
579. 22:24balls. I know I said my mind goes to
580. 22:27sadness and not anger, but there are
581. 22:28some things that make me angry. Okay,
582. 22:34one of them, all of them I think
583. 22:37actually have to do with men being
584. 22:40[ __ ] evil.
585. 22:44Anyways, so the lesson I learned from
586. 22:46that is that there's evil all around us.
587. 22:50I LIVE IN A WORLD OF DARKNESS.
588. 22:53OKAY.
589. 22:56I live in a world of darkness. All men
590. 22:59are still evil.
591. 23:01They're dogs. Okay. I'm sure. I know.
592. 23:05And that's not all of them. Did I say
593. 23:07all of them? 90%. Okay. That's not all.
594. 23:12But every almost every single one I've
595. 23:14ran into is evil.
596. 23:17Okay. But I'm sure the one is out there
597. 23:19for me. He's out there for me. And he's
598. 23:22not gonna be a cow [ __ ] He's not
599. 23:24gonna, you know,
600. 23:27do that. One thing that I need y'all to
601. 23:29know is that I love being gay. Okay? I
602. 23:32love being gay. I love being gay. I love
603. 23:34being gay. I always see comments saying,
604. 23:37"Guys, I hate being gay, too." Or, "I
605. 23:40hate you hate being gay." Guys, I don't.
606. 23:42Okay, it's a title. I said being gay
607. 23:45sucks because at that moment it's not
608. 23:48being gay sucks but the situation that
609. 23:50I'm a gay person in sucked. Okay. And
610. 23:53after a year after that does being gay
611. 23:55still sucked? No. Because it's never
612. 23:57sucked. Okay. The only thing it has
613. 23:59sucked if I don't like to leave you guys
614. 24:02on this high evil energy note. I like to
615. 24:05keep the vibrations chill. You better
616. 24:07chill.
617. 24:09So, let's just hope that this time next
618. 24:11year I will have had my assay.