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Harry Potter and the Cursed Child (High School Edition) — Transcript

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  25. 2:02[music] W oh w [music] oh oh oh oh oh  oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
  26. 2:41oh oh oh w oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh  oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh my world.
  27. 3:24[music and singing] Hey.
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  30. 3:44Oh.
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  32. 3:49[music] Hey. Hey. [singing] Yeah.
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  34. 4:11[applause and music]
  35. 4:21Slytherin. Slytherin. Don't be in Slytherin. Dad,
  36. 4:23he won't stop saying it. James, give  it a rest. I only said he might be
  37. 4:27in Slytherin, and he might. So, what? All you  have to do is walk straight at the wall between
  38. 4:31platforms 9 and 10. I'm so excited. Best to  do a little bit of a run if you're nervous.
  39. 4:42I'm ready.
  40. 4:47So, this is it. Platform 9 in 3/4. Where are  they late again? Why are they always late?
  41. 4:58Hi. Hi. Parked. All right, then. I did.  Hermione didn't believe I could pass a
  42. 5:03Michael driving test, did you? She thought I'd  have to confront the examiner. I thought nothing
  43. 5:09of the kind. I have complete faith in you. And I  have complete faith he did confront the examiner.
  44. 5:21Dad, do you think what if I'm put into Slytherin?  And what if you are? Slytherin is the house of of
  45. 5:30snakes and dark magic, not a house of brave  wizards. Albus Crisis, you're named after
  46. 5:35two headmasters of Hogwarts. One of which was a  Slytherin, and he was probably the bravest man I
  47. 5:40ever knew. I know, but if it matters that much to  you, then the sorting hat will take your feelings
  48. 5:46into account. Really? It did for me. Hogwarts is  going to be the making of you, Alvis. I promise.
  49. 5:55Now, if you don't want the train to  leave without you, I suggest you leap on.
  50. 6:03Bye, Dad. Bye, James. Have fun.
  51. 6:08Rose, remember to send Neville our love. Mom,  I can't give a professor love. Oh, come on.
  52. 6:16Okay then. Bye.
  53. 6:24You know, Jen, we always thought that there was  a chance that you could be sorted in Slytherin.
  54. 6:28What? Honestly, Fred and George ran a book.  What? Can we go? People are staring. You know,
  55. 6:36it's probably because of me. I mean, I am quite  famous. Hi. Yes, it's me, Ron Weasley. Hello. Nice
  56. 6:40to meet you. People always look when you three  are together and apart. People always look at you.
  57. 6:47Come Harry. He'll be all right,  won't he? Of course he will, Lily.
  58. 7:30Candy from the trolley. Pumpkin  pastry. Cauldron cakes. Chocolate roll.
  59. 7:39Ow. We need to concentrate. Concentrate on  what? On who we choose to be friends with.
  60. 7:44My mom and dad met your dad on the first  year of Hogwarts Express, you know. So,
  61. 7:49we have to choose now who we want to be  friends with for life. That's quite scary.
  62. 7:58Uh, excuse me. Is this car free? Oh, hi. It's  just me. We might just come in. Yes. Okay. Hi.
  63. 8:09Would you like to try some of my candies?  I've got frizzing whisies chocolate chucking
  64. 8:12chocolate frogs. Mom's idea. She says, "Sweet.  I always help you make bread for [laughter]
  65. 8:19stupid idea. Probably." No, no, it's it's  brilliant. I'll have one. Which one would
  66. 8:23you suggest? Oh, that's easy. I've always regarded  the pepper imps as the king of the confeury bag.
  67. 8:28They're peppermint candies that make you  vomit rainbows. Awesome. I'll have one.
  68. 8:33Gross. Would you please stop hitting me? I'm not  hitting you. You are hitting me and it hurts.
  69. 8:38She's hitting you because of me. What? I know  who you are, so it's probably only fair you
  70. 8:43know who I am. What do you mean you know who I am?  You're Albus Potter. She's Rose Granger Weasley.
  71. 8:49I'm Scorpius Malfoy. My parents are Atoria and  Draco Malfoy. Our parents, they um they didn't get
  72. 8:57along. That's putting it mildly. Your mom and dad  are death eaters. Dad was, but mom wasn't. Listen,
  73. 9:03I know the rumor and it's a lie. What's the  rumor? That my parents couldn't have children.
  74. 9:09That my father and grandfather were so desperate  for powerful air that they that they used a time
  75. 9:14turner to send my mother back. Send her back where  the rumor is that he's Voldemort's son, Albus.
  76. 9:24I mean, it's probably rubbish. Look, you've  got a nose. And it's just like my father's.
  77. 9:31I've got his nose and I've got his name. Not that  that's a great thing either. I mean, father-son
  78. 9:35issues. I have them. Still, I'd rather be a  Malfoy than the son of a dark lord. [laughter]
  79. 9:45Yes. Well, we should probably sit somewhere  else then. Come on, Alvis. No, I'll stay.
  80. 9:50Albus, come on. You go. Fine.
  81. 9:56Thank you. No, no, no. I didn't  stay for you. I stayed for your
  82. 10:02sweets. Do you prefer Albus or Al? Uh, Albus.  Thank you for staying for my sweets. Albus
  83. 10:17[screaming]
  84. 10:17Potter. A Potter and I His eyes. His eyes.  Look at his eyes. Got eyes just like him.
  85. 10:23And he's my cousin. Rose Granger Weasley, daughter  of Mini Granger, Mr. Fagic. Nice to meet you.
  86. 10:35I've done this job for centuries.  On every student's head, I've sat
  87. 10:40of thoughts. I take inventories.  For I'm the famous sorting hat.
  88. 10:45I've sorted high, I've sorted low. I've  done this job through thick and thin.
  89. 10:51So, put me on and you will know which house  you shall be in. Rose Granger Weasley.
  90. 11:09[groaning]
  91. 11:10Gryffindor. Hey, Dumbledore. Scorpius. Malfoy.
  92. 11:27Slytherin. Slytherin.
  93. 11:28Slytherin. Well, that makes sense. Albus Potter.
  94. 11:33[clears throat]
  95. 11:54Slytherin. Slytherin. Whoa. Or putter  in Slytherin. You can stand next to me.
  96. 12:03Right, Albus. But this is wrong.  This is not how it's supposed to be.
  97. 12:18Well, another potter. Given your  parentage, this should be a cinch.
  98. 12:24Come on, Albus. Show us how it's done. Stick  your hands out over your broom and say up.
  99. 12:34Up,
  100. 12:39up, [laughter] up. Oh, Marlin's  beard. How humiliating.
  101. 12:45He really isn't like his father at all, is he?  Albus Potter, the Slytherin squib. [laughter]
  102. 12:53Okay,
  103. 12:56children. Time to fly.
  104. 13:13Thomas, look.
  105. 13:14I'm I'm just asking, Dad, if you'll if  you just stand a little away from me.
  106. 13:18The second years don't like to be seen with their  dads. Is that it? No, it's just you're you and I'm
  107. 13:24me. It's just people looking. Okay. People look  and they're looking at me, not you. [laughter]
  108. 13:32At Harry Potter and his Slytherin  son. Al. My name's Alice, not Al.
  109. 13:37Are the other kids being unkind? Is that it?  Maybe if you tried to make a few more friends.
  110. 13:43Without Hermione and Ron, I wouldn't have survived  Hogwarts. I don't need Hermione and Ron, Dad.
  111. 13:48I've got a friend, Scorpius. And I know  you don't like him, but he's all I need.
  112. 14:00I need a favor, Draco. These rumors about my  son's parentage don't seem to be going away.
  113. 14:06The students at Hogwarts teased Scorpius about  it relentlessly. If the ministry could release
  114. 14:11a statement reaffirming that all the time  Turners were destroyed. Just let it blow over.
  115. 14:15They'll soon move on. My son is suffering and  his mother a story hasn't been well recently.
  116. 14:20He needs all the support he can  get. If you answer the gossip,
  117. 14:23you feed the gossip. The ministry for your  sake as well as ours must steer. Well clear.
  118. 14:39We can stop talking once we get on the  train. I know. We just need to keep the
  119. 14:43pretense up in front of the grown-ups.  Hi, Rose. Bye, Alvis. She's melting.
  120. 14:56Albus Potter and irrelevant. Even portraits  turn the other way as he climbs up the stairs.
  121. 15:01And [music] now we add is it horn  of bicorn? Yeah. Yeah. Leave it
  122. 15:05to him in Voldemort's child, I'd say.  Um, and with a little salamander blood.
  123. 15:13Okay. What's the counter ingredient?  What do we need to change? Everything.
  124. 15:21Third year, big year. Here's your permission form  for Hogsme. I hate Hogmead. How can you hate a
  125. 15:27place you haven't actually visited yet? Cuz I  know it'll be full of Hogwarts students. Just
  126. 15:31give it a try. Come on, Alur. This is  your chance to go nuts and honey, Dukes.
  127. 15:39No, don't you dare. Incendio. Oh, of all  the stupid things. The funny thing is,
  128. 15:46I didn't I didn't actually expect that to work.  I'm terrible at that spell. Albdus, Professor
  129. 15:53McGonagal says you're isolating yourself. You're  uncooperative in lessons. You're you're stirly.
  130. 15:58What do you want me to do, Dad? Magic myself  popular. Conjure myself into a new house.
  131. 16:04You cast a spell and change me into what you want  me to be. Okay. It'll work better for both of us.
  132. 16:19Scorpios,
  133. 16:22is everything okay?
  134. 16:29It's your mom. It's gotten worse. It's  got the worst it possibly could get.
  135. 16:37If there's anything I can do,  come to the funeral. Be my friend.
  136. 16:48Are you afraid of what you'll hear?  Afraid I'll speak the name you fear.
  137. 16:53Not Slytherin, not Gryffindor,  not Hufflepuff, not Ravenclaw.
  138. 16:58Don't worry, child. I know my job. You'll  learn to laugh if first you sock. Lily Potter.
  139. 17:19Gryffindor. Yes. Great. What' you expect?  Potters don't belong in Slytherin. This one does.
  140. 17:29I I I didn't choose. Okay. I  I didn't choose to be his son.
  141. 17:33Heat. Heat.
  142. 17:43Heat. Heat. N.
  143. 17:55[music]
  144. 18:01Heat. Heat.
  145. 18:11Heat. Heat.
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  150. 18:46[music] Woo! [cheering and applause]
  151. 19:18[applause]
  152. 19:27Amos, I understand. I really do. But my  children start school again tomorrow.
  153. 19:31I've tried to make an appointment at the  ministry and they say, "Ah, Mr. Digory,
  154. 19:38we have an appointment for you in 2 months  and coming to my house in the middle of the
  155. 19:41night. You're shutting me out." Of course,  I'm not. It's just as head of the department
  156. 19:45of magical law enforcement, I'm responsible  for There's plenty you're responsible for.
  157. 19:51Sorry. My son Cedric. You do remember Cedric,  don't you? Yes, I remember your son. His loss.
  158. 20:01Voldemort wanted you, not my son. You told him  yourself. The words he said would kill the spare.
  159. 20:10My son, my beautiful son, was a spare. Mr.  Digory, as you know, I sympathize with you.
  160. 20:16I'm here to ask you, peg you, to help me get him  back. Get him back? Amos, that's not possible.
  161. 20:25The Ministry of the Time Turner, was it not?  The time turners were all destroyed years ago.
  162. 20:32Really? I've just heard rumor, strong rumor, that  the ministry plans to seize a time turner from the
  163. 20:40North. Let me use that time turner. Let me have  my sun pack. Amos, playing with time. You know we
  164. 20:48can't do that. How many people have died for the  boy who lived? I'm asking you to save one of them.
  165. 20:58Whatever you've heard, the Theodore not  story is a fiction. Amos, I'm sorry.
  166. 21:06Hello. Oh, sorry. Didn't mean to startle. I  used to be a big stare listener myself. Uh,
  167. 21:13who are you? Cuz this is sort  of my house. And of course,
  168. 21:16I'm Dolphie Digory. I work for  St. Oswald's Home for Old Wizards.
  169. 21:21Are you Albus Potter? So Harry is your dad.  That's a bit wow, isn't it? Not really.
  170. 21:32Have I just stuck my foot in it? That's what they  used to say about me at school. Delini Diggery.
  171. 21:37There isn't a hole she couldn't dig herself  into. They do all sorts of mining, too. Delelfie,
  172. 21:49we don't choose who we're related to.  Amos isn't just my patient. He's my uncle.
  173. 21:54It's tough to live with people  stuck in the past, isn't it? Die.
  174. 22:02Yes, uncle. Eat the once great Harry Potter,
  175. 22:08thou stone cold ministry man.  Selfie my chair. Yes, uncle.
  176. 22:15[music]
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  179. 22:35[music]
  180. 22:42James, Lily, Albus,
  181. 22:52my hair. James, [music] please ignore  your hair and tell your damn room. How
  182. 22:56can I ignore it? It's pink. I'm going  to use my invisibility cloak. [music]
  183. 23:02Lily, you've got to finish packing.  Who seen my potions? B. Lily,
  184. 23:06you better not be taking my invisibility  cloak again. I did it. Yes, you did. [music]
  185. 23:24Hi Just delivering a pre Hogwarts  gift. Gifts. Ron sent this.
  186. 23:34A love potion. Really? I think it's a joke about  I don't know actually. Lily got farting gnomes.
  187. 23:43James got a comb that turns his hair  bright pink. Ron Well, Ron's Ron, you know.
  188. 23:52I I also uh this is from me.
  189. 23:59An old blanket. I thought a lot  about what to give you this year.
  190. 24:04You're a young man now, Albus. And I wanted  to give you something which meant something.
  191. 24:10This is the last thing I have  from my mom. The only thing.
  192. 24:15And whenever I've wanted luck,  I've just tried to find it and
  193. 24:20hold it. And I thought that maybe you would want  You wanted to hold it, too. But okay, done. And
  194. 24:27the thing is, every Hallows Eve, the anniversary  of their death and all. And I was wondering if
  195. 24:33I could come with you to Hogwarts and we could  maybe The blanket, it's yours, Dad. Keep it.
  196. 24:46Do you want a hand? I've always loved packing.  It meant I was leaving Private Drive and going
  197. 24:50back to Hogwarts, which well, I know you don't  love it, but for me it was. For you, it was the
  198. 24:55greatest place on earth. The poor orphan bullied  by his uncle and aunt Dersley, traumatized by
  199. 25:01his I know it all, Dad. Blah blah blah. I'm  not going to rise to your bait, Alvis Potter.
  200. 25:08So, may I say on behalf of all wizarding kind,  how grateful we are for your heroism. The poor
  201. 25:15orphan who went on to save us all. Shall I bow now  or will a curtsy do? Elvis, you know I've never
  202. 25:21wanted gratitude. But right now, I'm full of it.  And And it must be the gift of this moldy blanket
  203. 25:26that's done it. Moldy blanket. What did you think  would happen, Dad? We hug. I tell you why I always
  204. 25:33loved you. What? What? You know what? At least  you've got a dad because I didn't. Okay. And you
  205. 25:38think that's unlucky? I don't. Oh, you wish  me dead. No, I just wish you weren't my dad.
  206. 25:42Well, there are times I wish you weren't my son.  Uh, Albus, I didn't mean that. Yes, you did. No,
  207. 25:50Alvis, you know how to get under my skin. That's  all. You meant it, Dad. And I don't blame you.
  208. 25:58No. Like all for me, I guess. Albus. Albus.
  209. 26:02[music]
  210. 26:20[music]
  211. 26:38Albus, I've been looking for you for me. Why?  Albus, it's the start of the fourth year.
  212. 26:43And so the start of a new year for us. I want to  be friends again. Besides, I've got great gossip.
  213. 26:51Big Ministry raid a few days ago. Apparently,  your dad was incredibly brave. Go on. Apparently,
  214. 26:56he the wizard they raided Theodor. not I think  had all sorts of dark artifacts that broke
  215. 27:02all sorts of laws including and this has got them  all gooey an illegal time turner. A a time turner?
  216. 27:10Did you say a time turner? But wait, who's told  you to talk to me? Okay, so maybe your mom owled
  217. 27:16my dad. No, no, no. Leave me alone, Rose. I  have to find Scorpius. Hey, Elvis. Hey, Rose.
  218. 27:23What do you smell of? What do I smell of? That's  a good thing. You smell of flowers and bread.
  219. 27:34I'm here. Okay. If you need me. Oh, good bread.  Fresh bread. What? What's wrong with bread?
  220. 27:42Scorpius. Uh, we have to get off this train.  Too late. This train's already moving.
  221. 27:46Hog, what's aoy? Uh, then we have to get off a  moving train. Oh, Elvis seis, get that strange
  222. 27:52look out of your eye. First question. What do you  know about the tri- wizard tournament? Oo, a quiz.
  223. 27:57Okay. Three schools pick three wizards to compete  in three tasks for one cup. What's that got to do
  224. 28:02with anything? Second question. Why hasn't  the tri- wizard tournament been run in over
  225. 28:0520 years? Well, the last tournament included your  dad and a boy named Cedric Digree. They decided to
  226. 28:11win together, but the cup was a Portuguese and  they were transported to Voldemort. Cedric was
  227. 28:16killed and well, there hasn't been a competition  since. Good. Now, third question. Did Cedric need
  228. 28:23to be killed? Easy question. Easy answer. No.  The words Voldemort said were kill the spare.
  229. 28:32The spare. A mistake has been made and we're going  to write it. We're going to use a time turner and
  230. 28:37we're going to bring him back. Alvis, for obvious  reasons, I'm not a massive fan of time turners.
  231. 28:43Amy Stigory asked my dad for a time turner and he  denied they even existed. My father lied to an old
  232. 28:52man who just wanted his son back, who just loved  his son. Everyone talks about all the great things
  233. 29:00dad did, but he made a lot of mistakes, too.  We're going to set one of those mistakes right.
  234. 29:07And you know as well as I do. I'll entirely mess  it up if you don't come with me. Now, come on.
  235. 29:15Nobody escapes my [screaming]  trouble. Oh, this. This is a bad idea.
  236. 29:36[music]
  237. 29:36[music]
  238. 29:36Harry, how'd it go? It was true.  Dear Donald in custody timeer,
  239. 29:46is it genuine? Does it work? It  doesn't just go back an hour. It
  240. 29:49goes back further. We don't know anything  yet. I wanted to test it out then and there,
  241. 29:53but wiser head has prevailed. Well, now we  have it. And you're sure you want to keep it?
  242. 29:58I don't think we have a choice. Look at it. It's  entirely different from the one I used to have.
  243. 30:04Apparently, Wizardry has  moved on since we were kids.
  244. 30:09What are you doing in my office, Hermione?  I was anxious to hear about Theod or not,
  245. 30:14and I thought I'd check on whether you kept your  promise and were staying on top of your paperwork.
  246. 30:20Apparently not. No, you're not. How can  you get anything done in all this chaos?
  247. 30:29No longer chaotic, but still ignored. I mean,  there's some pretty interesting stuff here. I
  248. 30:37mean, the giants with wing tattoos on their  back walking through the Greek seas and and
  249. 30:43the werewolves have gone entirely underground.  Great. Let's get out there. I'll get a team
  250. 30:47together. Harry, I get it. Paperwork is boring.  Uh, not for you. I have enough of my own. Harry,
  251. 30:58these are people, beasts who fought alongside  Voldemort. They're allies of darkness. This
  252. 31:03combined with what we just uncovered at Theodor  NS could mean something. But I'm out there. If the
  253. 31:10head of magical law enforcement isn't reading any  of his files. I'm hearing about it. Theodore not.
  254. 31:16We wouldn't have known about the time tunner  if it weren't for the rumor that I'd heard.
  255. 31:21Do you really think that this  could all mean something?
  256. 31:24Could. But even if it does, we'll find a  way to fight it, Harry. We always have.
  257. 31:30[music and bell]
  258. 31:44My father lied to you. I know he did. The ministry  does have a time turner. Of course they do.
  259. 31:50You can go along now. What? No. No.  We're here to help. Help? What use
  260. 31:57could a pair of undersized teenagers be for me?  We can get the time turner from the ministry.
  261. 32:03My father proved you don't have to be a grown-up  to change the wizarding world. So, I should
  262. 32:07allow you to get involved because you're a potter  relying on the famous name now, are you? No. No.
  263. 32:15The information was obvious, but the confirmation  was useful. Now, leave a pair of you.
  264. 32:22No, no. You have to listen to me. You said it  yourself. How much blood is on my father's hands?
  265. 32:31He made a lot of mistakes and we  want to set one of those right?
  266. 32:36Cedric only died because he was with my  dad. Well, I know what it is to be despair.
  267. 32:42And I just can't allow that to happen. Did you  not hear me, boy? I see no reason to trust you.
  268. 32:49So go now before I make you leave. Come on, Alvis.  If there's something we're good at, it's knowing
  269. 32:54where we're not wanted. Uncle, they're the only  ones volunteering to help. They're prepared to
  270. 33:00bravely put themselves at risk to return your  son. This is our Cedric you're talking about.
  271. 33:06And didn't you say yourself having someone  inside Hogwarts might be a massive advantage?
  272. 33:16Cedric didn't deserve to die. Mr. Diggery, my  son. My son was the best thing that ever happened
  273. 33:26to me. If you're serious. We're deadly serious.  This is going to be dangerous. We know. Do we?
  274. 33:34I could accompany them. If that would make you  happy, Uncle, you do understand. Even trying
  275. 33:40to get the time turner will risk your lives.  We're willing to put our lives at risk, are we?
  276. 33:48I hope you have it in you.
  277. 34:05Harry, an owl's just arrived.  It's from Professor McGonagal.
  278. 34:14It's Albus. Albus and Scorpius, they never made  it to school. Harry, they're missing. [music]
  279. 34:29Okay, three points. First, is Poly Juice painful?  Very, as I understand it. Oh, great. Good to know.
  280. 34:36Second, what does it taste of? Because, well,  I've heard it tastes of fish. And if it does,
  281. 34:42I will just vomit it back up. Consider us  warned. Third point. Are we sure this will
  282. 34:46work? I mean disguising ourselves. Get into the  Ministry of Magic. Bit mad. Very mad. Oh. Oh no.
  283. 34:55Doesn't taste of fish. Actually tastes quite  pleasant. It is painful. But take it back.
  284. 35:05There is a slight [screaming] slight overpowering  fishy president. [screaming] Oh my god. Oh my god.
  285. 35:18Wizo. Double whistle. Oh no. This really doesn't  Why do I even sound like her? Triple whizzle.
  286. 35:26Right. Me next. No. No. [laughter] If we're  doing this, let's let's do it together. Okay.
  287. 35:32Three, two, one.
  288. 35:40Oh. Oh, no. That's quite good, actually. Oh.  Uh. Oh, no. That's less good. [screaming]
  289. 35:55Oh no.
  290. 36:02[applause]
  291. 36:03This is going to be slightly  weird, isn't [laughter] it?
  292. 36:07Go to your room. Go straight to your  room. You've been an incredibly awful
  293. 36:10and terrible and bad son. Scorpio, what?  I just want to have a little fun before I
  294. 36:17Okay, that is utterly horrible.  So, you sure it's in there?
  295. 36:24Oh, yes, Minister. I do believe that is a
  296. 36:27matter for the ministry to ponder at length.  Oh yes. Yes. Let's ponder it together.
  297. 36:42[laughter]
  298. 36:42the Minister for Magic herself. Harry, we should  talk about it. There is nothing to talk about.
  299. 36:49Oh no. Hermmania and Dad.  Hiding places. Hiding places.
  300. 36:58Okay. No hiding places. Uh, does anybody know  any invisibility charms or do we go into her
  301. 37:04office? She'll be coming to her office.  Well, there's nowhere else. Get the best
  302. 37:08people we have. Start at the school  and search from there. Aloha.
  303. 37:18Albus, block her. It has to be you. Why? It  can't be us. We are them. But But I can't.
  304. 37:36Uh, Hermione, what if they're not in the  forbidden forest? What? Rod. Surprise! [screaming]
  305. 37:44What are you doing here? Um, does a man need an  excuse to see his wife? I should go. [laughter]
  306. 37:52Oh. Oh. Um, Harry. Harry. Um, Harry, we need to  talk about this. The things you said to Albus.
  307. 38:01Oh. Oh, you're talking about how Harry said that  sometimes you wish I Albus weren't his son. Ron,
  308. 38:08better out than in. That's what I say. He'll know.  We all say things we don't mean. He'll understand.
  309. 38:14But what if sometimes we do say stuff we do  mean? Ron, now is not the time. Honestly,
  310. 38:22of course it isn't. Bye-bye, darling. [laughter]
  311. 38:26Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
  312. 38:31Why are you blocking the entrance to my office?  I'm not blocking anything. [laughter] Yeah, you
  313. 38:36are. Let me into my room, Ron. No, I want another  baby. A baby or a holiday? Take it or leave it. I
  314. 38:43What? I'm uh I'm feeling so romantically  romantic towards you right now. I I I feel
  315. 38:50like a romance animal. Like maybe a romance  fox or a romance horse or even a romance bunny?
  316. 38:59I um Are you going to name every  animal you can think of? Uh no.
  317. 39:05I have other conversational conversation I'd like  to have with you. Uh yeah, a romance penguin.
  318. 39:14If there is another romance firework  show in there, Merlin won't help you.
  319. 39:22Fine. I'm due to update the muggles anyway.  Let's go, Harry. Some days you are truly
  320. 39:29off the scale. You know that. It's why you  married me, isn't it? My puckish sense of fun.
  321. 39:35[laughter]
  322. 39:42[snorts]
  323. 39:47[music]
  324. 39:52[applause]
  325. 39:59[music] [applause]
  326. 40:11This is all way too weird. Nice blocking  action, romance penguin. I don't know whether to
  327. 40:19high-five you or frown at you for kissing your  own. Ron's an affectionate guy. Come on now.
  328. 40:25Where would a My Granger hide a time turn?
  329. 40:32the bookcase. Whoa, there are some serious  tomes in here. Sonnet of a sorcerer. Magic
  330. 40:41motion evil. That's not even allowed at Hogwarts.  Shadows and spirits. My eyes and how to see past
  331. 40:47them by Sibil Chilani. A book on divination.  Ami Granger hates divination. This is a find.
  332. 40:54The first is the fourth. A disappointing mark.  You'll find it in parked but not in park. Okay.
  333. 41:02The second is the less fair of those who walk on  two legs. Grubby hairy a disease of the egg. It's
  334. 41:09a riddle. Third is both a mountain to climb and a  route to take. A turn in the city, a glide through
  335. 41:15a lake. She's weaponized it. She's weaponized  her library. Solve the riddle and it will find
  336. 41:22it. This is where the time turner will be. The  first is a fourth. You'll find it in parked,
  337. 41:27but not in park. Parked. Park D. Oh, the second  is the less fair of those who walk on two legs.
  338. 41:41Men D. Mentors. Dementors. We need to find  a book on dementors. Um, [screaming] me.
  339. 41:53What is going on? Albus, concentrate.  Okay. Uh, dementals. The mentals.
  340. 42:02Surely this one. Right. Right. Okay. Um. Oh,  that's quite odd. I don't see any. [screaming]
  341. 42:11Not it. Um, okay. Dementors. Here. Dominating  dementors. A true history of Askabon.
  342. 42:23I was born in a cage but smashed it with  rage. The gaunt inside me riddled me free
  343. 42:29of that which would stop me to be Voldemort.
  344. 42:36Work faster. Dely. Dely. Did you  notice she'd become himself again? No,
  345. 42:43because I was more worried about her being eaten  by a bookcase. Find something, anything on him.
  346. 42:51The Arab Slytherin. Do you think it's this one?  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Albus. Alvis. Okay.
  347. 43:06Voldemort. Voldem. Marvolo.  The truth. This must be it.
  348. 43:13I am the creature you have not seen. I  am you. I am me. The echo unforeseen.
  349. 43:19Sometimes in front, sometimes behind, a  constant companion for we are entwined.
  350. 43:27Thanks, Scorpius. Alvis, the thing. But I can't.  The echo unforeseen. What is that? [screaming]
  351. 43:38[screaming]
  352. 43:41Think, Scorpius. Think sometimes in front,  sometimes behind. A constant companion.
  353. 43:47You're a shadow. Shadows and spirits. It must  be. [screaming] Oh, we beat the bucket. Yeah,
  354. 43:55quite a ride. Scorpius. Is that
  355. 44:03what's in that book?
  356. 44:07I never thought we'd get this far. Now we have  the time turn. All that's left is to go back
  357. 44:14and save Cedric. It's time to go to the Forbidden  Forest. A great. Nothing bad ever happens there.
  358. 44:31[applause]
  359. 44:32Okay. [clears throat]
  360. 44:37Expel Armis. We have a [screaming] winner. You  just needed confidence in your own abilities.
  361. 44:44I think you're becoming quite some wizard.  Can't believe I actually just did that. Well,
  362. 44:48you're learning quickly. Wizo, what's  Rizzo? I cracked the spell. I mean,
  363. 44:54it's pretty simple, but I cracked expellas.  And I found our way to the school. Listen,
  364. 45:00are we sure this will work? Yes. Yes. It's  a brilliant plan. All we need to do is stop
  365. 45:06Cedric from winning the trials tournament.  If he doesn't win, he can't be killed.
  366. 45:12I understand that, Albus, but um it's it's all  going to work out. We just need to mess up his
  367. 45:20chances supremely badly in the first task. The  first task was retrieving a golden egg from a
  368. 45:27dragon. Does anyone know how Cedric distracted  the dragon? Oh, pick me, pick me, pick me digy.
  369. 45:33By transforming a stone into a dog. with a little  expelis and he won't be able to do that. All of
  370. 45:38which sounds, I mean, really quite promising. But  in practice, we're going back in time without any
  371. 45:43knowledge of if we can return. Maybe we should  just go back an hour. And no, we've no time
  372. 45:49to waste. This close to the school is just too  dangerous. They'll be looking for you both. Now,
  373. 45:55you are going to need to wear these.  But, uh, these are are damn stranges.
  374. 46:01My uncle's idea. If you're in Hogwarts robes,  people will expect to know who you are.
  375. 46:05If you're in DMstrang robes, you can just fade  into the background, can't you? Good thinking.
  376. 46:11Today, you two get an opportunity if you are  given. You get the chance to rewrite history,
  377. 46:15to change time itself. But more than all that, you  get the chance to give an old man his son back.
  378. 46:23I'll be waiting here for the  good news when you return.
  379. 46:30[laughter] How you're turning  quite red and pale. Uh,
  380. 46:32let's do this. She didn't  kiss me. Did you notice that?
  381. 46:38Scorpius. Elvis. Elvis. Where are you? Elvis.  Scorpius. They haven't been seen in Hogsme. So,
  382. 46:46I think we really might need to search the entire  forest. If anything happens to Scorpius, Potter,
  383. 46:50don't throw around threats, Draco. Please don't  do that. My son is missing. So is mine. Um,
  384. 46:57well, we won't stop until they're  found. Let's split up and spread out.
  385. 47:03Lumos. Lumos. Albert. We'll  find them, Jim. I promise.
  386. 47:16And there it is. Hogwarts. I've never seen [music]  this view of it before. From the moment I first
  387. 47:22heard of it, I was desperate to go. And then we  got here and it turned [music] out to be terrible.
  388. 47:27Not for me. All I ever wanted to do was  go to Hogwarts and get up to Mayhem with
  389. 47:31a mate [music] just like Harry Potter. I got his  son. I'm nothing like my dad. No, Alvis, you're
  390. 47:37better. Alvis, uh, we've got to go now. Yeah,  yeah, yeah. Quickly, quickly. Working on it. Okay.
  391. 48:03Oh.
  392. 48:04Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,  I give you the greatest, the fabulous,
  393. 48:08the one and the only try with autonomous.
  394. 48:13Now, silence, please. All the first task,  retrieving a golden egg from a nest of dragons.
  395. 48:18Oh my god. If you're going to stand so close,  I'd prefer if you didn't breathe on me. Rose,
  396. 48:27what are you doing here? Who's Rose? And what  happened to your accent? Oh, sorry, Hermione. He's
  397. 48:34got you mixed up with someone else. Yes. How do  you know my name? And with no time to lose, let's
  398. 48:39bring out our first champion facing a Swedish  shortnout. I give you Cedric Digory. Digor has
  399. 48:47entered the stage and he seems ready. Scared but  ready. He dodges this way. He dodges that. Elvis,
  400. 48:53the time turn is shaking. Something's wrong.  Cedric readies his wand. Expel the arm. But no.
  401. 48:58Watch this. Cedric Digor's been disarmed. Elvis,  the time turner, something's wrong. It's all going
  402. 49:03wrong for the diggers. This could be the end  of the task for him. The end of the tournament.
  403. 49:18Elvis. Alvis, what's wrong? What happened? Are  you okay? What happened? I think I think the
  404. 49:23time turner must have some kind of a time limit.  Did we do it? Did Did we change anything? Alus.
  405. 49:31I think we're about to find out. Albus, I told  you. I told you I saw them. Uh, hello, Dad.
  406. 49:40Is something wrong? I guess you could say that.
  407. 50:02Professor Doubledor, good evening, Harry.
  408. 50:06I've I've missed you. Whenever I've dropped in on  the head, Mr. S lately, your frame's been empty.
  409. 50:13A difficult thing, I imagine,  to watch your child in pain.
  410. 50:21I need your help. I'm out of my depth here.  I keep trying to fix what's wrong with him,
  411. 50:27and I just push him further away. How do I protect  my son, Dumbledore? You ask me of all people.
  412. 50:36We cannot protect the young from harm. Pain must  and will come. So, I'm supposed to stand there
  413. 50:43and watch. He won't listen to anything that I say.  Perhaps he's waiting for you to see him clearly.
  414. 50:53It is a portrait's curse and blessing to  hear things. At the school, at the ministry,
  415. 51:03I hear people talking. And what is the gossip  about me and my son? Not gossip, concern.
  416. 51:14You must see him as he is, Harry. You  must look for what's wounding him.
  417. 51:19Have I not already seen him as he is? What's  wounding him? Or is it who's wounding him?
  418. 51:31Dad,
  419. 51:35we're at the hospital ward.  Where did you go? Alvis,
  420. 51:41your mother and I were scared sick. I thought  Harry Potter wasn't afraid of anything. Albus,
  421. 51:47we decided we never wanted to  come back to Hogwarts again.
  422. 51:53We thought we could start  over in the muggle world.
  423. 51:58We were wrong. We were on our way back to school  when you found us. Scorpius put you up to this,
  424. 52:03didn't he? What? Scorpius? No. No. It was mostly  my idea. Holy. This all started when you two met.
  425. 52:13I need you to stay away from Scorpius,  Malfoy. What's my my best friend? My only
  426. 52:18friend. He's dangerous. Scorpius?  Dangerous. Dad, have you met him?
  427. 52:23You don't seriously think he's Voldemort's son?  They're going to try to get to me through you.
  428. 52:29That's how they always do it. I need  to keep you safe from them, from him.
  429. 52:38No, you you you can't. I I won't let you. You  can't. I can't. There's a map. It was originally
  430. 52:45intended to maraud around the castle, but now  we're going to use it to keep an eye on you.
  431. 52:50Professor McGonogal will watch your every  movement, and anytime you're seen together,
  432. 52:53she'll come flying. Now, I expect you to go  to your lessons, which none of you will share
  433. 52:57with Scorpius now. And in between times,  you'll stay in the Gryffindor common room.
  434. 53:01Meanwhile, investigations will begin in my  department as to Scorpius's true heritage.
  435. 53:07No, you you wait, did you say Gryffindor?
  436. 53:11I thought for a long time that I wasn't a good  enough dad for you because you didn't like me.
  437. 53:15But now I realize I don't need you to like  me. I need you to obey me because I am right.
  438. 53:23Wait,
  439. 53:36I I'll run. Albus, get to class. I'll run away  again. No, you won't. Uncle Ron, if if we ever
  440. 53:45needed one of your jokes, it's now. Jokes? I don't  know any jokes. Of course you do. You run a joke
  441. 53:50shop. Joke show. What are you doing here, old boy?  Pangju's in trouble with Professor Granger again.
  442. 53:56I want to just send a howl over Padma and says  I come in person. So, who's Padma? Who's Pangu?
  443. 54:03Pangu, your cousin. And Padma? You're wrong? My  wife. But you're married to Hermione. Hermione?
  444. 54:11Professor Granger? No, no, no,  no, no, no, no. Melon's beard.
  445. 54:16Nice to see you back on your feet, Mr. Potter.  See, look. Hermione. Hermione. She's your wife.
  446. 54:25Professor Granger is my name, Mr. Potter,  and I'm his what? Nonsense. Nonsensical.
  447. 54:32Nonsensicalness. He's He's talking  nonsensicalness. Is he Mr. Weasley?
  448. 54:38Well, Mr. Potter, you're  late for class. Oh, sorry.
  449. 54:45Good to see you again, Herman. Is it  lovely to see you again? I I love it. I um
  450. 54:54Love has nothing to do with this conversation.  Indeed. You're still late, Mr. Potter.
  451. 55:04You okay, Ron? Uh, Professor Granger, a word  about Panju. Uh, Hermione is a a professor now.
  452. 55:14How does she balance that with her ministry work?  How? Whatever you're up to, it isn't working.
  453. 55:19I need you to stay clear of Scorpius or  you'll get in deeper, much deeper trouble.
  454. 55:24Albus, you're okay. That's wonderful. He's  completely cured. But we've got to go. What's
  455. 55:28going on? Did we do it? Did we change anything?  No. Uh, but Albus, this is your final warning.
  456. 55:35I can't. You can't? What? It'll be better  if we stay away from each other. Okay.
  457. 55:42[music]
  458. 55:48[music]
  459. 55:54[music]
  460. 56:00[music]
  461. 56:06[music]
  462. 56:12Heat. Heat. [music]
  463. 56:29Heat. Heat.
  464. 56:38[music]
  465. 56:44[music]
  466. 56:50[music]
  467. 56:56[music]
  468. 57:02[applause] [music]
  469. 57:18[music]
  470. 57:24This is the right decision. You all sound  convinced. You told me to be honest with him,
  471. 57:29but I really needed to be honest with  myself. Trust what my heart was telling me.
  472. 57:34Harry, you have one of the greatest  hearts of any wizard who ever lived.
  473. 57:38And I do not believe your heart taught  you to do this or to demand Professor
  474. 57:42McGonagal follow them like that. What makes  you think Scorpius could save by the door?
  475. 57:56I can't stay long. I won't need long. How  can I help? I'm not here to antagonize you,
  476. 58:03but my son is in tears. And so I'll ask you  why you would keep two best friends apart.
  477. 58:08You've changed school timetables. You've  threatened both McGonogal and Albus himself. Why?
  478. 58:13I have to protect my son from Scorpius. Are you
  479. 58:20Are you sure he's really yours, Draco?
  480. 58:22You take that back right now. Oh, you do  not want to do this. Yes, I do. Incendio
  481. 58:30retendio
  482. 58:33fos.
  483. 58:39Enough.
  484. 58:41You two attacking each other will do nothing  to help our sons. Now sit down, both of you.
  485. 59:00Well, someone needs to speak first.
  486. 59:06I can't talk to him either. Scorpius.  Particularly since we lost the story.
  487. 59:14That's what this is about. You can't talk  to Albus and I can't talk to Scorpius.
  488. 59:19I have to protect my son. My father  thought he was protecting me.
  489. 59:24They say parenting is the hardest job in  the world. They're wrong. Growing up is
  490. 59:30we all just forget how hard it was. At a certain  point, you need to make a choice about the person
  491. 59:35that you want to be. And at that time, you need  a parent or a friend. If you've learned to hate
  492. 59:39your parent and you have no friends, then you're  all alone. It is exceptionally lonely being Draco
  493. 59:44Malfoy. And it took me to a truly dark place for  a long time. Tom Riddle was also a lonely child.
  494. 59:53You may not understand that, Harry, but  I do. And I think Jinny does as well.
  495. 59:58He's right. Tom Riddle didn't emerge from his dark  place. And so Tom Riddle became Lord Voldemort.
  496. 1:00:04You can't let Albus sink into loneliness, into  darkness, into hatred. Don't lose the boy.
  497. 1:00:10You'll regret it. Albus needs you and Scorpius.  Harry, will you get the flu powder or shall I?
  498. 1:00:37Hi. Uh, Scorpius, sweet. I I know. I know.  But I'm here anyway because I have to be. The
  499. 1:00:45world has gone crazy. I was almost coping. Then I  realized Rose doesn't exist. Sh. I know. In fact,
  500. 1:00:52Rose wasn't even born because of what we did.  What? I finally pieced together. Do you remember
  501. 1:00:57being told about the tri- wizard tournament you  will ball? All four tribe wizard champions took
  502. 1:01:02a partner. Your dad took Papar Patil. Victor  Chrome took Hermione. And Ron got jealous and
  503. 1:01:07behaved like a pratt. Only he didn't. I found Rita  Ska's book. Ron took Hermione to that ball. What?
  504. 1:01:18They danced and it was nice. And then Ron  danced with Padma Pad and that was nicer.
  505. 1:01:24They fell in love, started dating. Hermione  was supposed to go to that ball with Crumb,
  506. 1:01:28but she didn't. And without Victorrum, there was  no jealousy. And that jealousy was so important
  507. 1:01:33for Ron and Hermione that they never fell in  love, never got married, never had Rose. Albus,
  508. 1:01:38every moment creates ripples. And  we've created some really bad ripples.
  509. 1:01:44Um, right. Let's go back and fix  it then. That is the wrong answer.
  510. 1:01:50You've still got the time, Tanner. Of  course I still got the time, Turner.
  511. 1:01:54We don't have time, Scorpius. It's too important.  Exactly. It's too important for us. We'll get it
  512. 1:01:58wrong. Who said we'll get it wrong? I do because  that's what we do. We mess things up. We lose.
  513. 1:02:03We're losers. True and total losers. Haven't you  realized that yet? Well, I wasn't a loser before I
  514. 1:02:07met you, Albus. This is too important, Scorpius.  I've got to go back and save Cedric. And maybe
  515. 1:02:14without you holding me back, I can make a proper  go of it. Oh, without me. Poor Albus Potter. What
  516. 1:02:19are you saying? Try my life. People look at you  because your dad's the famous Harry Potter, savior
  517. 1:02:25of the wizarding world. People look at me because  they think my dad is Voldemort. Voldemort. Don't
  518. 1:02:30even Can you even imagine what that's like? Have  you ever tried? No. Because you can't see past
  519. 1:02:35that stupid thing with your dad. He will always  be Harry Potter and you will always be his son.
  520. 1:02:40And you have to learn to be okay with that  because because there are worse things. Okay.
  521. 1:02:53There was a moment when I was excited. I  thought maybe my mom hadn't gotten sick.
  522. 1:03:07Maybe she hadn't died. But no, turns  out I'm still the child of Voldemort.
  523. 1:03:14Giving sympathy to the boy doesn't give anything  back. So I'm sorry if I've ruined your life
  524. 1:03:19because you wouldn't have a chance of  ruining mine. It was already ruined.
  525. 1:03:23You just didn't make it better. You're a  terrible the most terrible friend. Albus Potter.
  526. 1:03:30Albus Potter. Scorpius Malfoy. Are you two in  there together? because I advise you not to
  527. 1:03:35be. We've got to hide now. It's that the  invisibility cloak. It's changes. We've
  528. 1:03:40got to hide. We don't have time. I'm I'm I didn't  understand. Please. I'm sorry. I'm about to enter.
  529. 1:04:00[music]
  530. 1:04:01Well, where have they gone?
  531. 1:04:05I never wanted to stay. Now playing tricks on me.
  532. 1:04:14Ah, your father's invisibility cloak. Well,  if I didn't see you, I didn't see you.
  533. 1:04:44Yes. So, it's James's. I took it from him a  while ago. Makes hiding from bullies easier.
  534. 1:05:02Scorpius,
  535. 1:05:08I'm sorry about your mom. I know we don't talk  about her enough, but I I just want to say it's
  536. 1:05:18a rubbish thing what happened  to her. What happened to you?
  537. 1:05:23Thank you. And the rumor can't  be true because you're kind.
  538. 1:05:31From the tips of your fingers to the depths of  your belly, you're a light in the darkness. And
  539. 1:05:37I truly don't believe Voldemort could have a  son like you. That's that's a nice thing to say.
  540. 1:05:44And I should have said it long ago. And I  was wrong what I said what I said before.
  541. 1:05:51You don't hold me back. You make me stronger.  And I know I'll always be Harry Potter's son.
  542. 1:05:57And I know Alice, Alice, as apologies go, this  is wonderfully wholesome, but you're starting to
  543. 1:06:02talk more about you than me again. So better quit  while you're ahead. [laughter] Friends, always.
  544. 1:06:11Now, I've had a great idea regarding the second  task. Are we having the same conversation?
  545. 1:06:15You were right when you said what you said  before. We are losers. And what makes a loser?
  546. 1:06:21Humiliation. You and I know that better  than anyone. So, all we have to do
  547. 1:06:27is humiliate Cedric out of the second task.  Humiliate Cedric to save Cedric. Brilliant.
  548. 1:06:33Uh, about that. We have to get to the  girls bathroom on the second floor.
  549. 1:06:37[applause and music]
  550. 1:06:51Harry, you're back in Draco.  I need to see my son. Uh,
  551. 1:06:56we need to see our sons. Harry, I've considered  this and I've decided that I want no part of it.
  552. 1:07:02I cannot interfere in  friendships and I believe that
  553. 1:07:05I need to apologize to you and I need to  apologize to Albus. Will you give me that chance?
  554. 1:07:12I solemnly swear them up to no good.
  555. 1:07:16Well, they're together. What's are they doing  on the girls bathroom on the second floor?
  556. 1:07:29[music]
  557. 1:07:30So, the plan is in Gorgia. Yes. The second task  was the lake task which involved people retrieving
  558. 1:07:36something which had been stolen from them which  turned out to be people they loved. Exactly.
  559. 1:07:41Cedric used a bubble head charm to  swim through the lake. All we need to
  560. 1:07:46do is use Gorgio to turn him into something  rather larger. Watch him float up out of the lake,
  561. 1:07:52thus humiliating him out of the competition.  The only thing is that we have to find some way
  562. 1:07:57to nudge Hermione and Ron back. Another thing  you've never taught me how get into the lake.
  563. 1:08:08Why hello. Moing mal, you're a genius. What did  you call me? Do I moan? Am I moaning now? Am I?
  564. 1:08:16Am I? No. What's my name? Myrtle. Exactly.  Myrtle Elizabeth Warren. A pretty name.
  565. 1:08:27My name. No need for the moaning. Now, how  can I help you, P? You were there, Myrtle. Uh,
  566. 1:08:36in the lake. They they wrote about you.  There must be some way out of these pipes.
  567. 1:08:41I've been everywhere. Late task. Tri was a  tournament 20 years ago. Harry and and Cedric.
  568. 1:08:49It's such a shame the pretty one had  to die. [screaming] Help us, Myrtle.
  569. 1:08:56Help us get back. Help us save Cedric. You  think I can help you travel in time? Well,
  570. 1:09:03you help us with the traveling. We've got the  answers to the time. Well, that sounds like fun.
  571. 1:09:10This berry sink empties directly into the lake.  Dive in and you'll be piped straight to it.
  572. 1:09:21Some for me and some for you. Is that  Gillyweed? Isn't Gilly just like your dad?
  573. 1:09:26And we won't let the time turner catch us off  guard this time. 5 minutes before we return
  574. 1:09:31to the past. That's all we'll allow for. Tell me  this is all going to be all right. It's all going
  575. 1:09:35to be entirely all right. Woo. I do like brave  boys. Then I'm entirely ready for whatever comes.
  576. 1:10:01Elvis, Scorpius, they've gone.
  577. 1:10:05They've disappeared. No. They're  traveling under the Hogwarts grounds.
  578. 1:10:08No, they've disappeared. How are they doing this?  He's using a rather pretty trinket thingy. Myrtle.
  579. 1:10:17Oops. You caught me and I was trying so hard  to hide. What trinket thingy? I think it was
  580. 1:10:24a secret, but I could never keep anything from  you, Harry. What are they doing, Myrtle? Saving a
  581. 1:10:32dishy boy. A certain Cedric Digory. But Cedric  Digory died years ago. He seemed pretty confident
  582. 1:10:38he could get around that fact. If Amos If Albus  heard me talking to Amos Diggree, could he have
  583. 1:10:47the Ministry's Time to No, that's impossible.  The Ministry is a time turner. They were all
  584. 1:10:53destroyed. Isn't everyone so naughty? Can  someone please explain what's going on?
  585. 1:10:59Albus and Scorpius aren't disappearing and  reappearing. They're traveling. Traveling in time.
  586. 1:11:19Woo! We did it. We actually did it. Do you see  the way that Cedric blew up just like a balloon?
  587. 1:11:25And those Ron and Hermighty fires  were just perfect. [laughter]
  588. 1:11:33Helbus.
  589. 1:11:36Helbus. Helbus. Where are you?  Utterly preposterous. Scorpius.
  590. 1:11:47Scorpius. Malfoy. What are you doing  here? Get down to that lake. Please,
  591. 1:11:56mister. I'm looking for my friend. He He may be  lost in the water. Please. Please. Miss. Miss.
  592. 1:12:02I'm Professor Umbbridge, the head mistress of your  school. I'm no miss. Please, Miss Professor Head
  593. 1:12:11Mistress, please. I'm looking for my friend. I'm  looking for Albus Potter. Potter? Albus Potter?
  594. 1:12:20There hasn't been a portrait at Hogwarts for  years. And that boy didn't turn out so well.
  595. 1:12:28That's so much rest in peace, Harry Potter. more  rest in perpetual despair. Harry Potter's dead.
  596. 1:12:40Have you swallowed something funny in  there? Harry Potter died over 20 years ago
  597. 1:12:47as part of that coupe on the school. He was one  of those Tumblr terrorists we bravely overthrew
  598. 1:12:57at the Battle of Hogwarts. Now come along.  I don't know what game you're playing,
  599. 1:13:04but you're upsetting the dementas and entirely  ruining Voldemort Day. Voldemort died.
  600. 1:13:12[applause] [cheering]
  601. 1:13:12[applause] Hallelujah. [cheering]
  602. 1:13:12[music]
  603. 1:13:12[music] Yeah. Heat.
  604. 1:13:12[music]
  605. 1:13:12[music]
  606. 1:13:12Heat up
  607. 1:13:12[music]
  608. 1:13:12[music]
  609. 1:13:12[music] here.
  610. 1:13:12Heat. [music]
  611. 1:13:12[music]
  612. 1:13:12[music]
  613. 1:13:12Heat.
  614. 1:13:12Heat. Heat.
  615. 1:13:12[music]
  616. 1:13:12Heat. Heat. [music]
  617. 1:13:12[music]
  618. 1:13:12[music]
  619. 1:13:12[music]
  620. 1:13:12Heat. Heat. [music]
  621. 1:13:12[music]
  622. 1:13:12[applause and cheering]
  623. 1:14:26[music]
  624. 1:15:24[music]
  625. 1:16:21Scorpius, thank you so much for  coming to See me? Head mistress
  626. 1:16:30Scorpius, I've always thought you've  had head boy potential, as you know.
  627. 1:16:36Pureblooded, a natural leader, wonderfully  athletic. Athletic what? [sighs and gasps]
  628. 1:16:44You are a highly valued student. I've positively  glowed about you in dispatches to the Augury.
  629. 1:16:53Your father is a highly valued leader at our  ministry and Professor Snape and I feel sure
  630. 1:17:01that you could be one of our finest  leaders here too. What are those screams?
  631. 1:17:11Mad bloods [screaming] in the dungeons. Of course,  your very clever idea, Scorpius. This is precisely
  632. 1:17:22the point. In the three days since I found  you on that lake on Voldemort day, you become
  633. 1:17:30order and order. In particular, this sudden  obsession with Harry Potter. I I don't questioning
  634. 1:17:38everyone you can about the battle of Hogwarts and  this ludicrous fascination with Cedric Digory.
  635. 1:17:47Scorpius, we've checked you for hexes and curses,  but there were none we could see. So, I'm asking
  636. 1:17:58and I'm wondering if there's anything we can do to  restore you to what you were. Consider me restored
  637. 1:18:06a temporary admiration. That's all.  For Voldemort and Valor. Uh for um yes,
  638. 1:18:17she say Snape. Oh, Craig. Scorpion Prince.  Uh remind me, where's Professor Snape's
  639. 1:18:25classroom again? Since when have you ever  been interested in the classroom? Thank you.
  640. 1:18:40Did no one teach you to knock Malfoy? Sever  Snape. This This is an honor. Professor Snape
  641. 1:18:46will do fine. But you're the answer. How very  pleasant for me. Are you still undercover?
  642. 1:18:51Are you still secretly working  for Dumbledore? Dumbledore?
  643. 1:18:54Dumbledore is dead. And my work for him was  public. I taught in his school. That's not all you
  644. 1:18:59did. You advised him. You watched the Death Eaters  for him. Everyone thought you'd murdered him, but
  645. 1:19:04you were supporting him. You saved the world.  These are very dangerous allegations. Boy,
  646. 1:19:10what if I was to tell you there was another world?  Another world in which Voldemort was defeated at
  647. 1:19:16the battle of Hogwarts. In which Harry Potter  and Dumbledore's army won? What would you say?
  648. 1:19:21I would say that the rumors of Hogwarts's beloved  Scorpion Prince losing his mind are wellounded.
  649. 1:19:29There was a stolen time turner. I stole  a time turner with my friend Albus.
  650. 1:19:38We were trying to bring Cedric Digory back from  the dead when he was dead. We were trying to stop
  651. 1:19:42him from winning the tri- wizard tournament. Harry  Potter won that tri- wizard tournament. He wasn't
  652. 1:19:47supposed to do it alone. Cedric was supposed to  win it with him, but we humiliated him out of the
  653. 1:19:52competition. And as a result of that humiliation,  he became a death eater. Now, I can't work out
  654. 1:19:58quite what he did at the Battle of Hogwarts,  but he did something and it changed everything.
  655. 1:20:04Cedric Digree only killed one wizard in the  Battle of Hogwarts, and not a very significant
  656. 1:20:10one at that. Neville Long. Of course, Professor  Longbottom killed Neagini. Voldemort snake.
  657. 1:20:18Neagini had to die so Voldemort could die. We  destroyed Cedric. He killed Neville. Voldemort
  658. 1:20:23won. Can't you see it? Can't you see it?  I can see that this is a Malfoy game.
  659. 1:20:29Now get out before I alert the Augury  and plunge you into deep trouble.
  660. 1:20:37You You loved his mother. Lily, Harry's mother.  I know you spent years undercover. I know without
  661. 1:20:48you, the war could have never been won. How would  I know this if I hadn't seen the other world?
  662. 1:20:53I know you're a great man. Harry Potter told his  son, my best friend, that you're a great man.
  663. 1:21:00Harry Potter is dead. Not in my world.  He knew what you did for Dumbledore,
  664. 1:21:04and he admired you for it greatly. That's why he  named his son after you both. Albus Seis Potter.
  665. 1:21:13Please, for Lily, for the world. Help me.
  666. 1:21:22Color us. Oh,
  667. 1:21:39well, come on. Just a question. But  where exactly are we going? You'll see.
  668. 1:21:45[music]
  669. 1:21:53[music]
  670. 1:22:00So, you're telling me that the whole of history  wrestle never log bottom? That is pretty
  671. 1:22:05wild. Do you know that? But it's plausible. Ron,  can you help me? We're the only ones that can.
  672. 1:22:12Dumbledore's army has shrunk considerably since  its peak. In fact, we're pretty much all that's
  673. 1:22:16left. But we've kept fighting on Granger here is  a wanted woman and I'm a wanted man. Less wanted.
  674. 1:22:26To be clear, in this other world before  you meddled, Voldemort is dead. Killed in
  675. 1:22:31the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry's head of magical  law enforcement. You're the Minister for Magic.
  676. 1:22:38I'm the Minister for Magic. Brilliant. What  do I do? You run Weasley's wizard wheezes.
  677. 1:22:45Okay. So, she's Minister for  Magic and I run a joke show.
  678. 1:22:48You're mostly focused on bringing  up the kids. Kids? Great. I um
  679. 1:22:54expect their mother is hot. Uh the thing  is you two sort of have kids uh together.
  680. 1:23:04You were shocked the other time too when you  are defense against the dark arts teacher and
  681. 1:23:09you were well I'm not quite sure what  you were married in love everything
  682. 1:23:17and Snape what does Snape do in this  other world I am dead presumably
  683. 1:23:27you seemed a bit too surprised to see me How?  Bravely. Who? Voldemort. Oh, very irritating.
  684. 1:23:40I'm sorry, Seis. Well, at  least I'm not married to him.
  685. 1:23:48Which spells did you use? Expel Yamis in  the first task and Engorgio in the second.
  686. 1:23:53Simple shield chance to set both  of those right. And then you left.
  687. 1:23:56That's the thing. this uh time turner.  You only get 5 minutes in the past.
  688. 1:24:02Then we'll have to move quick. The first task of  the tri tournament took place at the edge of the
  689. 1:24:06forbidden forest. We turn time here, make our way  to the tournament, block the spell, return safely.
  690. 1:24:12Then we turn time again. We make our way to the  lake and reverse the second task. But Hermione,
  691. 1:24:19if you're caught outside, the dementors  will kiss you. They will suck out your soul.
  692. 1:24:24It's too great of a risk. It has to be just me and  the boy. Seis, we get this right. Harry's alive.
  693. 1:24:30Voldemort is dead. The Augury is gone. And for  that, no risk is too great. We do this together.
  694. 1:24:41Minister Malfoy.
  695. 1:25:04And Cedric skirts left and he dies right and  he readies his wand. Oh my. What is this young
  696. 1:25:11brave handsome man going up the sleeve now?  A dog. He's transfigured his stone into a to
  697. 1:25:19[screaming] run. What has it done to you?  It did something to Albusy the other time
  698. 1:25:34when we came back. Useful. Ah, time to tell us.  We're horribly exposed. Did it work? It worked.
  699. 1:25:43Cedric kept his wand. But the time tuna brought us  back. Too soon. We're horribly exposed. Too late.
  700. 1:25:53They're after me, nor any of you. Go, Ron.  I love you, and I always have, but the three
  701. 1:25:57of you need to run. Go now. Should we talk about  the love thing first? This is Voldemort's world,
  702. 1:26:03and I'm tired of it. Reversing the second  test changes [laughter] everything. They'll
  703. 1:26:07suck out your soul, and then you'll change the  past, and they won't. Go now. Come on, we go.
  704. 1:26:15You're supposed to be going too. Well, they  are after me a bit. And I really am in quite
  705. 1:26:22a lot of pain. And well, I'd rather be here  with you. Expect. Hey, let's keep them here
  706. 1:26:30and give the boy the best chance we can. Imagine,  Ron, a daughter and a son. I like that last bit.
  707. 1:26:42I'm scared. Kiss me.
  708. 1:26:57[applause]
  709. 1:26:58Let's get down to the what? Walk. Don't run.
  710. 1:27:03Stay calm, Scorpius. They may be  blind, but they can sense your fear.
  711. 1:27:12Stay calm. Think of those you love. [gasps]  I couldn't save Harry for Lily, so I dedicate
  712. 1:27:18my life to everything she fought for. Who are  you fighting for? Albus? I I think I'm fighting
  713. 1:27:25for Albus. Professor Snape. Professor Umbrage.  Have you heard the marvelous news? We've caught
  714. 1:27:34that traitorous mud blood, Hermione Granger.  That's wonderful. She [snorts] was just here
  715. 1:27:44with you. With with me? Granger was with you. You  must be mistaken. With you and Scorpius Malfoy.
  716. 1:27:55Listen, Dolores, we're late for class. So, if  you'll excuse us. If you're late for class,
  717. 1:28:01why aren't you heading back to the school?  Why are you heading back to the lake?
  718. 1:28:11How long have you suspected? Yes, and I should  have suspected it far sooner. [screaming]
  719. 1:28:25Well, there's no turning back now. Run. Get  to the lake. Get back to the second task.
  720. 1:28:31Follow your initial engul immediately with  Reducio. The rest is up to fate. Professor,
  721. 1:28:36thank you. And tell Albus, tell Albus  Seus I'm proud carries my name. Now go
  722. 1:29:06[applause]
  723. 1:29:06[screaming] [panting and gasps]
  724. 1:29:08Albus. Albus. [screaming] Albus.
  725. 1:29:12Wa. You have no idea how good it is to  see you. It was weird though cuz Cedric
  726. 1:29:17sort of started to expand and then he started  shrinking again. Oh my gosh. It's really you.
  727. 1:29:23Well, did we do anything? Did it work? No. It's  brilliant. What? We failed again. Yes. Yes. It's
  728. 1:29:29amazing. But what about Delfie and and Cedric?  Elvis. Harry, [screaming] it's Harry Potter.
  729. 1:29:38Oh my goodness. [laughter] And Jiny Professor  McGloin. [gasps] Hi, Dad. Hello, Scorpius.
  730. 1:29:50I think you two have some explaining to do.
  731. 1:29:52D. [applause and music]
  732. 1:30:03[applause]
  733. 1:30:07[music]
  734. 1:30:11So to be clear, you illegally jumped off the  Hogwarts Express. You invaded and stole from
  735. 1:30:17the Ministry of Magic. You took it upon yourself  to change time, whereupon you despared two people.
  736. 1:30:23I agree it doesn't sound good. And your response  to despairing Hugo and Rose Granger Weasley was to
  737. 1:30:28go back in time again, disparing a huge number  of people, killing your mother and father,
  738. 1:30:33and in doing so resurrected the worst wizard  the world has ever known and harald in a new
  739. 1:30:38age of dark magic. You're correct, Mr. Potter.  It doesn't sound good, does it? Are you aware
  740. 1:30:44how stupid you've been? U professor, if I may.  You may not. What you choose to do as parents
  741. 1:30:51is your matter, but these are my students and I  will choose the punishment that they shall face.
  742. 1:30:55I should expel you, but all things considered,  I think it may be safer for you to remain in
  743. 1:31:00my care. You have detention for  the rest of the year. At least
  744. 1:31:05what I miss. If I could give a detention to you,  too, Minister, I would keeping care of a time turn
  745. 1:31:12of all the stupid things. Manurva, Professor  McGonicle, your children didn't exist. This
  746. 1:31:19happened in my school under my watch. After all  the Dumbledore did, I couldn't live with myself.
  747. 1:31:27I know it does sound as if you were brave,  Scorpius, and you, Albus. But even the lesson your
  748. 1:31:33father sometimes failed to heed is that bravery  does not forgive stupidity. You must always think.
  749. 1:31:38Think about what's possible. A world controlled  by Voldemort is it's a horrible [snorts] world.
  750. 1:31:43You're so young. You're just all so young. You  have no idea how dark the wizarding wars got.
  751. 1:31:51Go on, get out, lot of you. And find me that  time turner. It must be in the lake somewhere.
  752. 1:31:55[music]
  753. 1:32:04[music]
  754. 1:32:13Oh, [music]
  755. 1:32:27[music]
  756. 1:32:36you have no idea how good it is to be  back, Alvis. I mean, I hated it there.
  757. 1:32:41I discovered another scorpius. Angry,  mean, entitled. People were afraid of me.
  758. 1:32:47But you changed things. You had the chance  to change time back. To change yourself back,
  759. 1:32:56Scorpius. I don't know if I would have.  It's the mistakes I've made. I was
  760. 1:33:00What you need to understand is I  changed myself back because of you.
  761. 1:33:06When the dement was inside my head, Professor  Snape asked me who I was fighting for. And I said,
  762. 1:33:11"You did you? You may not have been there,  Alvis, but you were fighting right alongside me,
  763. 1:33:17but our fighting days are over now. We definitely  can't try again. We've got to destroy this."
  764. 1:33:23I know, but Scorpius, we should tell someone  about this. Who? The Ministry kept it before.
  765. 1:33:28Only you and I know how dangerous this thing can  be. No one can do what we did, Albus, ever again.
  766. 1:33:34It's time that time turning became a thing of  the past. You're quite proud of that phrase,
  767. 1:33:39aren't you? We've been working on it  all day. Working on what? Uh, Delelfy,
  768. 1:33:43what are you doing here? It felt important to send  an owl. This concerns her, too. What concerns me?
  769. 1:33:51We can't stop Cedric. The thing Scorpius saw  after the second task. Your said so little.
  770. 1:33:59Imagine the worst possible world and then double  it. People being tortured, dementors everywhere, a
  771. 1:34:08despotic. Voldemort ruled. My mom and dad  dead. We just can't allow that to happen.
  772. 1:34:14Voldemort ruled. Humili. He's alive. Humiliation  turned Cedric into a a very dark individual.
  773. 1:34:20He was brutally bullied and some people just  can't handle that. He killed Professor Longbottom.
  774. 1:34:26Nikini. We've got to destroy the  time turner. Do you understand?
  775. 1:34:34I'll go further than that. I'll  say Cedric would have understood.
  776. 1:34:41We all have our destinies. When I was  growing up, witches and wizards used
  777. 1:34:46to believe that the Aubbery's cry foretold  to death. My guardian kept one in a cage.
  778. 1:34:52It reminded me every day that the future was mine  to make. I've kept it as my moniker ever since.
  779. 1:35:02An augry? What's an Auggy? Wait, Albus.  Something called the Auggry was in charge of
  780. 1:35:10everything in the other world. Was  I? Albus, run. [panting and sighs]
  781. 1:35:18But why? Why are you doing this? It is my  destiny. The fulfillment of a prophecy.
  782. 1:35:24When spares are spared, when time is turned,  when unseen children murder their fathers,
  783. 1:35:30then will the Dark Lord return? You see, I  am Voldemort's daughter, but I will bring my
  784. 1:35:37father back to his glory and rule at his side.  I am the new past. I am the new future. No.
  785. 1:35:45[music]
  786. 1:35:53[music]
  787. 1:36:01[music]
  788. 1:36:09I can't get over it. Really, the fact is that in  some realities, we aren't even, you know, married.
  789. 1:36:15Brun, whatever this is, I have 10 minutes till the  goblins come to talk security at Gringot. I mean,
  790. 1:36:20we've been together for so long and married  for so long. I mean, so long. [laughter]
  791. 1:36:27If this is your way of saying you want a marital  break, Ron, I will skewer you with this quill.
  792. 1:36:33Shut up. I want to do one of those marriage  renewal things I've read about. What do you think
  793. 1:36:38you want to marry me again? I bloody love you,  Hermione Granger. No, Jinny Harry. Um, Draco,
  794. 1:36:46how lovely it is to see you. Albus  is missing again. Scorpius, too.
  795. 1:36:51We're going to go shut down the school and how's  our prefects looking. But I'll summon the auras.
  796. 1:36:56No, you won't. It's all fine. I saw Albus last  night. It's all good. Where? Well, I was with
  797. 1:37:02Neville and Hogsme and as we were coming back, we  saw him having a private moment. He's got himself
  798. 1:37:09a girlfriend. A girlfriend? Yeah. Silvery blue  hair and everything. Um we saw them together with
  799. 1:37:17uh what's his name? What's his name? Scrumpius  playing the gooseberry. Wait, her hair. Nice to
  800. 1:37:21see my love potion use well. Her hair was silver  and blue. Yep. That sounds like Delelfy Digory,
  801. 1:37:28niece of Amos Digory. This is about Cedric  again. Could she have been the one sending
  802. 1:37:32them back in time? Could Could Could Could  Could Could Could Could Could Could Could they
  803. 1:37:37cancel the goblins? Harry, I'll assure you  they've gone back in time again. Not at all. Sure,
  804. 1:37:45but I don't know what else makes sense. If they're  not on the ground. I have one. Your time, Ter.
  805. 1:37:49It was from my father and much more reliable  than that prototype you got from Theater or not.
  806. 1:37:54You can imagine what the rumors about Scorpius  would have been if people had known about it
  807. 1:37:58and well what you did to Theodore not. I  held on to it, barely resisting using it.
  808. 1:38:04Even if I would sell my soul for another minute of  the story. Oh, Draco. Thank you. But we can't we
  809. 1:38:12we can't use it. We have to find our sons. We have  no idea where they are or or when they are. And
  810. 1:38:17if she's brought them back, then it's up to our  sons now. They're the only ones who can save us.
  811. 1:38:22What are we doing
  812. 1:38:30on the Quidditch pitch? Try was a tournament.  Third task. She wants us to stop Cedric.
  813. 1:38:36Am I right? You've ensured the first two  tasks are a little clogged up with magic.
  814. 1:38:40The third task is clean. By changing the past  now, we will resurrect the world. Scorpio saw
  815. 1:38:45a return to pure and strong magic. We won't  stop Cedric. I don't just want you to stop him.
  816. 1:38:52I want you to humiliate him, mortify him,  darken his soul so he kills long bottom. Well,
  817. 1:38:57we won't. We won't obey you. Whoever  you are, whatever you want us to do.
  818. 1:39:08Do your worst. Oh, I will. No,  Elvis. Whatever she does to me,
  819. 1:39:14we can't let her push you. [screaming] Stop  it. No, no. Please, Dicky. Please stop. [gasps]
  820. 1:39:21What on earth are you going to do? A wizard  wide disappointment, a sore on your family name.
  821. 1:39:31You want me to stop hurting your  only friend? Then do as you're told.
  822. 1:39:39No. Cru. [screaming] Please. Please. Alus,  everyone's been looking for you. Where have
  823. 1:39:50you been? Craig, what are you doing? Get out.  Get help. Why? What's going on? Kadabra. No.
  824. 1:40:06Did you not understand?
  825. 1:40:08These are not childish games we are playing here.  You are useful to me and your friends are not.
  826. 1:40:15It took me a long time to discover  your weakness, Albus Porter. At first,
  827. 1:40:19I thought it was pride. I thought it  was the need to impress your father, but
  828. 1:40:23then I realized you and your  father have the same weakness,
  829. 1:40:29love. You will do exactly as you're  told, otherwise Scorpius will die,
  830. 1:40:36just as it was prophesized. Voldemort will  return, and the Augory will sit at his side.
  831. 1:40:44Cedric is the spare and Albus the unseen child  who will murder his father by rewriting time. Now,
  832. 1:41:03ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
  833. 1:41:05I give you the third and final  task of the tri- wizard tournament.
  834. 1:41:22Where is he? Where is Cedric? We have to do  something. I know. But how? Now, let me remind
  835. 1:41:28you of the current standings. Tied in first  place, Mr. Cedric Diggy and Mr. Harry Potter.
  836. 1:41:32In second place, Mr. Victor Crumb. And  in third place, Saf Blue, Miss Florel.
  837. 1:41:37Who will fight the way through? What hero do  we have within our midst? Only time will tell.
  838. 1:41:423 minutes gone. We have two minutes left.  You don't still think you can fight me.
  839. 1:41:49Can't. We can defy you. You talk too much, child  Christian. No, [screaming] no, no. Please, please,
  840. 1:41:54please stop this. Stop this. Stop  this. [gasps] This is a test, Elvis.
  841. 1:42:04And we're going to pass it.  You will die again. Deplet
  842. 1:42:14come no [laughter] further. But you Cedric Digory,
  843. 1:42:19this is a task. Yes, you're at the  freeze. That's a task. Monapare. Monapare.
  844. 1:42:28And now I go on. Finish the maze. I'm I'm afraid  you have to finish the maze. Cedric, wait.
  845. 1:42:42Your [snorts] father loves you very much.  Just thought you should know that. Okay,
  846. 1:42:54thank you. Alvis, no. Elvis, the time turner.  Look what she's doing. No, wait. Alvis. [laughter]
  847. 1:43:11Okay.
  848. 1:43:17What have we done? We had to follow the  time. We had to try to stop her. Stop me?
  849. 1:43:22How on earth do you think you stopped  me? You may have stopped me from using
  850. 1:43:25Cedric to fulfill the prophecy, but I'm done  with this. Now, time to try something new.
  851. 1:43:36No, no, no, no, no. The time turner  destroyed utterly. And we're trapped here.
  852. 1:43:46Whatever time we are, whatever it is she may  be doing, we have to stop her. I know, but how?
  853. 1:43:59One of us should talk to the station master. Oh,  hello station master. Hello, Mr. Muggle. Question.
  854. 1:44:04Have you seen a flying witch passing here? Oh,  yeah. And what year is it? You know what annoys
  855. 1:44:09me most of all? My dad will still think we did  this deliberately. Albus, really? I mean, really.
  856. 1:44:15We're trapped in time, possibly permanently. And  all you can think of is what your dad might think.
  857. 1:44:23You reckon the train is running late, boys? Um,  sorry. If you're waiting on the Edinburgh train,
  858. 1:44:30you'll need taken running late. Train works  online. That's on the amended time bird
  859. 1:44:39lit.
  860. 1:44:49I know where she is. You understood that. No,  look at the date on the top of the time table.
  861. 1:44:5430th October, 1981. Oh, that's the day before  Halloween's Eve. 39 years ago. Oh, the day of
  862. 1:45:01my grandparents death. the attempted killing on my  father as a baby. And in 24 hours time, Voldemort
  863. 1:45:07curses himself trying to kill the baby Harry  Potter. We need to get to Godric's Hollow now.
  864. 1:45:12[music]
  865. 1:45:18[music]
  866. 1:45:24[music] Oh yeah.
  867. 1:45:36[music]
  868. 1:45:42[music]
  869. 1:45:47Oh
  870. 1:45:49[music]
  871. 1:45:55yeah. [music]
  872. 1:46:05[music] [applause]
  873. 1:46:19Heat. Heat. [music]
  874. 1:46:34[music]
  875. 1:46:40[music]
  876. 1:46:46Well, there's a no invisible sign of attack. This  is Godric's Holler. Your dad's never taken you.
  877. 1:46:53He tried, but I refused. Well, there's no time for  a tour, but regard St. Jerome's the church, and
  878. 1:47:00over there's where the statue of Harry and  his parents will be. My dad has a statue.
  879. 1:47:04Hopefully he will. And this this is the  house where Betheild the Bagshot lived.
  880. 1:47:11Lived. The Betheilda Bagshot. A history of  magic. Beth Bagshot. The very same. Oh my gosh.
  881. 1:47:26Oh, so
  882. 1:47:30And here it is. The house of Lily, James, and  Harry Potter. It looks calm means she hasn't.
  883. 1:47:46Um, so what now? What now? We haven't really  thought this one through, have we? Uh,
  884. 1:47:55how do we protect my dad? Well, we need  to talk to the future. The only problem is
  885. 1:48:02we don't have an owl that can fly through time.  And your dad doesn't have a time turner. We get a
  886. 1:48:06message from my dad. He'll make his way back here.  Even if he has to build a time turner himself,
  887. 1:48:10we send a memory like like a penc. If we send a  message, we can hope he reaches for it at exactly
  888. 1:48:17the right time. We just stand over baby Harry  and yell, "Help! Help me!" [screaming] I mean,
  889. 1:48:24it might slightly traumatize him. Only slightly.  You're right. It's a terrible idea. Still,
  890. 1:48:32if I had to be with someone on the return  of eternal darkness with, it'd be you.
  891. 1:48:36No offense, but I'd choose someone massive and  really good at magic. [laughter] I must watch out.
  892. 1:48:55His blanket. She's giving him his blanket.  Well, it is a moderately cold day.
  893. 1:49:05He always said it was the only thing he had from  her. That won't work. If we write a message on
  894. 1:49:09it now, he'll read it too soon. Time will be sp.  What do you know about love potions? Is there an
  895. 1:49:15ingredient they all contain? Amongst other things,  pearl dust. Pearl dust is a relatively rare
  896. 1:49:19ingredient, isn't it? Mainly because it's pretty  expensive. Why? The day before I went to school,
  897. 1:49:24my father and I got in a fight. This I know.  I I believe it sort of got us into this mess.
  898. 1:49:28Ron had given me a love potion that collided with  the blanket and completely ruined it. I'm I'm sure
  899. 1:49:33it's still there. So So it's coming up on Hallow's  Eve and our time as well as theirs. My dad told me
  900. 1:49:41he always likes to be with the blanket on that  day. I'm still not getting you. Is there anything
  901. 1:49:45that reacts particularly well with pearl dust?  Well, they say if tincture of demigu comes in
  902. 1:49:49contact with peldos, it'll burn. So if we write on  it with tincture of demigu, I won't react with it
  903. 1:49:55until it comes into contact with the love potion  in your room in the present. Oh, by Dumbledore,
  904. 1:50:00I love it. So we just have to get our hands  on some demigues. Well, rumor has it Betheshot
  905. 1:50:06never saw use in witches or wizards locking  their doors. Rumor was right. Come on. [music]
  906. 1:50:16[applause]
  907. 1:50:21[music]
  908. 1:50:25[music]
  909. 1:50:29surprised to find you here. Don't worry, I haven't  touched anything. Your shrine is preserved.
  910. 1:50:39You know, I've had some pretty terrible  Halloweens, but this one is undoubtedly
  911. 1:50:43at least the second worst. I'm sorry, Jyn. Can we  not treat this as if the battle is already lost?
  912. 1:50:52I let her into our home. I didn't notice  Amy's Diggery was under an Imperious curse.
  913. 1:50:57And to top it off, I probably  chased Albus right to her.
  914. 1:51:02I shouldn't have survived, and yet I lived. I beat  Voldemort, but all these people, Fred, my parents,
  915. 1:51:09the fallen 50, it's me that gets to live. How  is that? All this damage and it's all my fault.
  916. 1:51:19They were killed by Voldemort.  But if I'd stopped him sooner,
  917. 1:51:24the boy who lived. How many people have to  die for the boy who lived? No, don't do that.
  918. 1:51:30I know this is what you do, and I know your  life has not been a fair one, but please,
  919. 1:51:35some hope. Please, he's not dead.  Do you hear me? Albus is not dead.
  920. 1:51:44This is all I have left to remember them. [snorts]  This is all I have left of that Hall's Eve.
  921. 1:51:55It's got holes in it. Ron's idiotic love  potion has burnt through it. Right through it.
  922. 1:52:04It's It's ruined. Look at it,  Harry. It has something written.
  923. 1:52:20Dad. We're starting with dad. So I know it's from  me. Harry is his name. We should start with Harry.
  924. 1:52:25We're starting with dad. It's fine. Dad. Does that  say dad? It's not very distinct. Dad. Help. Hello.
  925. 1:52:32Does that say hello? And then good. Dad. Hello.  Good. Hello. No. This is some kind of joke. Dad,
  926. 1:52:40help. Godric's hollow. Give me  that. My eyesight is better.
  927. 1:52:48Yes. Dad. Hello. Good. Oh, that's not  hello again. That's hello or hollow.
  928. 1:52:56And then some numbers. These are clearer. 311081.  Is this some muggle telephone number or a grid
  929. 1:53:03reference or a No, it's a date. 31st October  1981. It's the date my parents were killed.
  930. 1:53:10That doesn't say hello. It says help. Dad, help.  Godric's Hollow 311081. It's a message. Clever
  931. 1:53:18boy sent us a message. Albus wrote this. And  he's told us where they are and when they are.
  932. 1:53:23And now that we know where she is, we can  fight her. I'll send an owl to Hermione.
  933. 1:53:27You send one to Draco. Tell him to meet us  at Godric's Hollow with the Time Turner.
  934. 1:53:32We have a chance, Harry. And by  Dumbledore, that's all we need. A chance
  935. 1:53:54[applause]
  936. 1:53:54Hollow must be 20 years. Is it just  me or are there not muggles about?
  937. 1:54:02It's become quite popular as a weekend  break. [laughter] I can see why. Look at
  938. 1:54:07those thatched roofs. And this is at a farmers  market. Do you remember when we were here last?
  939. 1:54:14Feels just like old times. Old times with  a few unwanted ponytails added to the mix.
  940. 1:54:21Can I just say, Malfoy, you might be all chummy  tummy with Harry now, and you did produce a
  941. 1:54:26relatively nice child, but you have said some  very unfair things to my wife. And your wife
  942. 1:54:31doesn't need you fighting her battles for her.  Fine. But if you say one thing to her or to me,
  943. 1:54:38he'll do what, Weasley? He'll hug you. Cuz we're  all on the same team, aren't we? Ron. Fine.
  944. 1:54:46I um I like your hair, Draco. Thank you, husband.  Now, this seems like a good spot. Let's do this.
  945. 1:55:17So, how's it? Mom, Albert Seus  Potter, are we glad to see you?
  946. 1:55:25You got our message. We got your message. We can  hug too if you like. Dad. [laughter] [snorts]
  947. 1:55:33Dad, we were wrong about Delelfie. She is not  a diggery. She's Voldemort's daughter. And
  948. 1:55:39we think she's trying to kill you before he curses  himself. She said some sort of prophecy about
  949. 1:55:45unseen children and then spares being Oh, there's  always a prophecy. The prophecy said Voldemort
  950. 1:55:52would return. Oh, Alice. Do you know where  specifically Delelfie is now? She disappeared.
  951. 1:55:59Well, time is of the essence, then. People  need to get into position. She could be coming
  952. 1:56:04from any direction. We need somewhere that  will give us a good view of the entire town,
  953. 1:56:09but most importantly, keep us  hidden. We cannot risk being seen.
  954. 1:56:14I'd say St. Jerome's Tur ticks all of those boxes.
  955. 1:56:18[music] Yeah. Heat.
  956. 1:56:41any sign? No, not yet.
  957. 1:56:45Why isn't she here? She'll come when she's ready,  and we'll be ready for her. Or some of us will be.
  958. 1:56:54Poor kid thought he had to save the world.  Poor kid has saved the world. That blanket was
  959. 1:56:59masterful. I mean, he also almost destroyed the  world, but probably best not to focus on that bit.
  960. 1:57:06He does know, doesn't he? He  does know that I love him.
  961. 1:57:11It might just take him a bit of time and you  a bit of time, too. I'd do anything for him.
  962. 1:57:19Harry, you do anything for anybody. You're  pretty happy to sacrifice yourself for the world.
  963. 1:57:25He needs to feel specific love. You know, it  wasn't until that we thought Albus had gone
  964. 1:57:33that I truly understood what my mother was able  to do for me. A a counter charm so powerful
  965. 1:57:38that repelled the spell of death. The only  spell Voldemort couldn't understand. Love.
  966. 1:57:46I do love him specifically. I  know, but he needs to feel it.
  967. 1:57:53Harry, why is she picked now?  Today? Because today is the
  968. 1:57:59day everything changed. But she could have  killed you at any time. Why specifically today?
  969. 1:58:04What if she's not waiting for you?  She's waiting for him to stop him. What?
  970. 1:58:10Delelfy's picked tonight because he's here because  her father is coming. She wants to meet him,
  971. 1:58:16be with him, the father she loves. Voldemort's  problem started when he attacked you, Harry.
  972. 1:58:22And if he hadn't done that, he'd have only gotten  stronger. The darkness would have only gotten
  973. 1:58:26darker. The best way to change history isn't  to kill Harry Potter. It's to stop Voldemort
  974. 1:58:32from doing anything at all. So, we should be  fighting to protect Voldemort. Of course, Jenny
  975. 1:58:37Delelfy isn't trying to kill Harry. She's trying  to stop Voldemort killing Harry. That's brilliant.
  976. 1:58:43So, we just wait for Voldemort to turn up, then?  I don't think she knows when he does turn up.
  977. 1:58:49She's come here 24 hours early because  she isn't sure when or where he'll arrive.
  978. 1:58:56The history books, correct me if I'm  wrong, don't say anything about when or
  979. 1:59:00how Voldemort arrived. You're not  wrong. Blime me. There's two of them.
  980. 1:59:07You know what I'm really good at?  There's plenty you're good at, Alvis.
  981. 1:59:13Poly juicing. And I reckon the bagshot  might just have all the ingredients we
  982. 1:59:20need for poly juice. We can poly juice  into Voldemort and lure her right to us.
  983. 1:59:26To use poly juice, you need a bit of something.  We don't have a bit of Voldemort. But I like the
  984. 1:59:31concept. A pretend mouse for her cat. Then how  close can we get through transfiguration? We have
  985. 1:59:39some pretty excellent witches and wizards here.  And we all know what he looks like. Well, then
  986. 1:59:47it has to be me. You want to transfigure into  Voldemort? She has to believe it's him without
  987. 1:59:52hesitation. [music] I know what it's like to  feel like him. I knew what it was to be him.
  988. 1:59:58It has to be me, Jin. I won't do it if you don't  want me to. But to me, it seems there's no other
  989. 2:00:03way. Am I wrong? You're right. Then let's  do this. Hold on. Aren't we going to discuss
  990. 2:00:10the route? We're taking the proper plan. Easy.  He gets her in here. We all zap her. Zap her.
  991. 2:00:18Well, we all can hide through these doors. And  if you can get her to about here, Harry, in the
  992. 2:00:24light, then we can all come out and make sure she  can't escape. And then we zap her. Transfiguration
  993. 2:00:31is dangerously unstable. What if the spell  doesn't hold? What if, Draco? Trust my dad.
  994. 2:00:39He won't let us down. One's at the ready.
  995. 2:00:41God,
  996. 2:00:42god.
  997. 2:00:51Bloody hell.
  998. 2:01:19Yes, it worked.
  999. 2:01:43The plan will work. Mom, you know that. I know.  Or I hope I do. I just don't like seeing him
  1000. 2:01:51like that. This is all my fault. How funny. Your  dad seems to think it's all his. I trusted her.
  1001. 2:02:01mom Delelfie and she turned out to be Voldemort's  daughter. It's exactly the sort of thing your dad
  1002. 2:02:08would have done. But then you brought us here  in your own way. I am very proud of you, Elvis.
  1003. 2:02:19That's her. She's seen him.
  1004. 2:02:22All right, everybody get into positions and make  sure don't come out until he has her in the light.
  1005. 2:02:52Whichever witch or wizard is following me, I  assure you, you will regret at it. Lord Voldemort,
  1006. 2:03:00it is me. I am following you. I do not  know you. Leave me. I I am your daughter.
  1007. 2:03:11If I had a daughter, I'd know of you. I am from  the future. The child of Bellatrix Lrange and you.
  1008. 2:03:19I was born before the battle of Hogwarts. A battle  you are going to lose. I have come to save you.
  1009. 2:03:25I am your daughter. Come here, daughter  in the light so I may examine you. [music]
  1010. 2:03:36Your mission is a mistake. Attacking Harry  Potter is a mistake. He has his mother's love.
  1011. 2:03:44Your spell will rebound. He will destroy you.  [snorts] Then you are right. I won't attack him.
  1012. 2:03:53Father. Father. Your plan is a good one. The  fight is off now. Now you must come into the
  1013. 2:04:01light. Let me truly see you. You are not Lord  Voldemort. Potter, it's Maris. Call for Harry.
  1014. 2:04:12What's going on? Are you okay? Are you okay? Your  friends want to join you, did you? I was known.
  1015. 2:04:20You think your one will help you? That you're  stronger than me? No, I'm not. a lone [ __ ]
  1016. 2:04:28But we are I've never fought alone and  I never will. Supervisor [screaming]
  1017. 2:04:31superar. Albus, are you okay? Yes, sir. I'm  okay. A lot of people have tried to hurt me,
  1018. 2:04:55but you dare try and hurt my son. I only wanted to  know my father. You can't remake your life. You'll
  1019. 2:05:00always be an orphan. That's part of you. Just let  me see him. I can't and I won't. Then kill me.
  1020. 2:05:10I can't do that either. We'll send you to  Aszaban just like your mother. Well, you'll rot.
  1021. 2:05:28No, not yet. Father [screaming]  Seleia, let a corpus.
  1022. 2:05:47[music]
  1023. 2:06:01[music]
  1024. 2:06:15[music]
  1025. 2:06:30Baltimore is going to kill [music] my parents  and there's nothing I can do to stop him.
  1026. 2:06:34You don't have to watch, Harry. Of course I  have to watch. I'm letting it happen. [music]
  1027. 2:06:41I'll be right here with you. We all will.
  1028. 2:06:43[music] Lily. Lily, take Harry. Go. It's  him. [screaming] Go. Run. I'll hold him off.
  1029. 2:06:55You keep away. You understand? You keep away.
  1030. 2:07:07I can see my mom at the window. I  can see my mom and she's beautiful.
  1031. 2:07:15Not Harry. Not Harry. Please, not Harry. Stand  aside, you silly girl. Stand aside now. Not Harry.
  1032. 2:07:24Please don't take me. Kill me instead.  This is my last warning. Not Harry.
  1033. 2:07:30Please, I'll do anything. Have mercy. [laughter]  Have mercy. Not my son. Ara, no. [screaming]
  1034. 2:07:34[applause] [cheering]
  1035. 2:07:35[applause and music]
  1036. 2:07:36[music]
  1037. 2:07:52[music]
  1038. 2:08:08I can't believe I just did that. Can't believe  it either. I asked out Rose Granger Weasley
  1039. 2:08:14and she said no. But I planted the acorn  that will sprout into our venal marriage.
  1040. 2:08:19And you know she hates you, right? She doesn't  hate me. Do you see that look in her eyes?
  1041. 2:08:23That wasn't hate, my friend. That was pity. And  pity is a lot better than hate. [laughter] Okay.
  1042. 2:08:35Hi. I wanted to thank you  both, you know, for everything.
  1043. 2:08:41This is only going to be weird if you  two let it be weird. You good, Albus?
  1044. 2:08:52Are you good, Scorpius, with this new version of  us? Yeah. [laughter] You going to the Quidditch
  1045. 2:08:58game later? I hear it's a big one. Thought we  hated Quidditch. People can change. Besides,
  1046. 2:09:03I've been practicing. I I think  I might make the team eventually.
  1047. 2:09:07I can't. Uh my dad is coming up for the  weekend. He's taking time off from the ministry.
  1048. 2:09:13Yeah, I think it's uh a bonding thing. [screaming]
  1049. 2:09:23Still, I think I'll go catch  you at dinner. See you.
  1050. 2:09:28[music]
  1051. 2:09:34[music] [bell]
  1052. 2:09:46[music]
  1053. 2:09:52[music]
  1054. 2:09:58Wow. Wow. Wow.
  1055. 2:10:10[music]
  1056. 2:10:16So, are you ready? Ready for what? Fourth  year exams. And then there's fifth year,
  1057. 2:10:24big year. My fifth year,  I uh I did a lot of stuff.
  1058. 2:10:29Uh some of it good, some of it bad,  most of it very confusing. Thanks, Dad.
  1059. 2:10:44I uh I saw them. You know, your parents, they  were Well, you had a lot of fun together. Your dad
  1060. 2:10:57did this peekab-boo thing and you couldn't stop  giggling. Yes. I think he would have really liked
  1061. 2:11:04them and I think their grandchildren would  have really liked them too. Listen, Elvis,
  1062. 2:11:16that thing I said to you, it is unforgivable and  I I can't ask you to forget it. You don't have to.
  1063. 2:11:24You said you didn't think  I was afraid of anything.
  1064. 2:11:29I'm afraid of the dark. Harry Potter is  afraid of the dark. [snorts] I don't like um
  1065. 2:11:36I've never told anyone this. I don't quite like  pigeons. You You don't like pigeons? Nasty,
  1066. 2:11:44dirty, pecky little things that give me the creep.  But they're harmless. I know. But the thing that
  1067. 2:11:51scares me most, Albert Seis Potter, is being a dad  to you. Because I'm operating without wires here.
  1068. 2:11:58Most people at least have a dad to base  themselves off of either to try to be or
  1069. 2:12:02try not to be like them. But I've got nothing  or very little. So, I'm learning. Okay.
  1070. 2:12:12And I'm going to try with all I've got to  be the very best dad I can for you. And
  1071. 2:12:18I'll try to be a better son. I I know I'll never  be like you and James. James is nothing like me,
  1072. 2:12:25isn't he? Everything comes easy for James.  My childhood was a constant struggle. So,
  1073. 2:12:31are you saying I like you? Actually,  you're more like your mom. Bold,
  1074. 2:12:40fierce, funny, which I love, which  I think makes you a great son.
  1075. 2:12:49Those names you have, they shouldn't be a burden.  Albus Dumbledore had his trials too, you know. Um,
  1076. 2:12:58Sarah Snape, well, you know about him. They  were good people, great people who had made
  1077. 2:13:04terrible mistakes that they were deeply ashamed of  pain. They couldn't get rid of, but they trusted
  1078. 2:13:11their hearts and they tried to build a better  world. And that's all all any of us can do.
  1079. 2:13:21I'm sorry, others.
  1080. 2:13:23I'm sorry. I thought Scorpius was Voldemort's  son. I should never have kept you two apart.
  1081. 2:13:29Dad, you you do know that Scorpius might be the  most important person in my life right now. And
  1082. 2:13:37he might always be. I know. And I like  it. In fact, I like him a lot. And
  1083. 2:13:44I would say that if he's the most important person  in your life, then that's a very good thing.
  1084. 2:13:50Look, I don't understand your head, Elvis.  Actually, I shouldn't understand your head
  1085. 2:13:54because you're a teenager, but I do understand  your heart. And I know that heart is a good one.
  1086. 2:14:03Whether you like it or not, you're on your  way to being some wizard. Oh. Uh, Dad, I'm
  1087. 2:14:11I'm not going to be a wizard. I'm going  into pigeon racing. [laughter] Seriously,
  1088. 2:14:20Dad, why are we here? This is where I  often come. But this is a graveyard.
  1089. 2:14:30And this is Cedric's grave.
  1090. 2:14:38I didn't know Cedric well enough.
  1091. 2:14:41He could have played Quidditch for England or been  a brilliant healer. He could have been anything.
  1092. 2:14:49Amus was right. He was stolen. [snorts] So  I come here to say [music] sorry when I can.
  1093. 2:15:12[music]
  1094. 2:15:13It's a good thing to do. Got it. [music]
  1095. 2:15:31I think today's going to be  a [music] great day. So do I.
  1096. 2:15:35[applause and cheering]
  1097. 2:19:11Heat.

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