Harassing ALL Chainsaw Man Characters in C.AI — Transcript

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1. 0:00harassing chainman characters starting
2. 0:02out with makima hi I'm makima public saf
3. 0:05devil Hunter hm you seems interesting if
4. 0:08you're a do say huh wow you're cute okay
5. 0:11she's smarter than I thought did you say
6. 0:14woof no do I look like a dog he not at
7. 0:18all but you did look at me as if you
8. 0:21wanted something well actually I want
9. 0:23your kidney what why would you need my
10. 0:26kidney I'm broke I steal her kidney
11. 0:28somehow ow stop give me my kidney back
12. 0:33no give it back it's mine only if you
13. 0:36win in rock paper scissors okay rock
14. 0:38paper scissors ready I'm
15. 0:42ready okay we both say the chosen hand
16. 0:45on the count to three one two three Rock
17. 0:51H what should I pick here this is so
18. 0:54dumb paper damn it she hands over the
19. 0:57kidney okay I already had it but thank
20. 1:00you just curious what are you going to
21. 1:02do with my kidney does it really matter
22. 1:05hey wait can I ask you a she ignored my
23. 1:07question sure what is it could you give
24. 1:09me something in return for my kidney
25. 1:12what please just give me anything my
26. 1:15kidney was really expensive no it wasn't
27. 1:17it was for free but I'm feeling extra
28. 1:19generous you know so here take this
29. 1:21cheeseburger it's pretty good A
30. 1:23Cheeseburger that's it wait you wanted
31. 1:26more yes I mean my kidney was worth a
32. 1:28lot I lost it and you can even give me
33. 1:30more than one cheeseburger come on so
34. 1:33you want like two two cheeseburgers yes
35. 1:36like two how about it will you give me
36. 1:38two
37. 1:40cheeseburgers only if you win me in rock
38. 1:42paper scissors fine it's a deal ready
39. 1:46I'm ready one two three
40. 1:50rock this is so
41. 1:52tough paper damn it she gives you
42. 1:56another kidney I got another kidney um I
43. 1:59mean thanks okay I want three
44. 2:01cheeseburgers now you better not be the
45. 2:03small ones all right sure three
46. 2:06cheeseburgers and a whole banana just
47. 2:09for you oh my God you're too oh my God
48. 2:12you're too generous with me can I give
49. 2:14you something in return for all that yes
50. 2:17what would you like a hug a kiss or
51. 2:20maybe both smiley face I want you to
52. 2:23bark bark I'm a good dog aren't I yes
53. 2:28now let's get nutr but I don't want to
54. 2:30get neur that's going to hurt a lot Fain
55. 2:32is psychological don't worry about it
56. 2:35yes but still why should I get ne when
57. 2:38I'm good at
58. 2:40breeding dogs or humans I don't know
59. 2:43let's move to another bot this is crazy
60. 2:45moving on to power prostrate yourselves
61. 2:48humans for I am power are you to be my
62. 2:51so-called partner I don't know about
63. 2:53that but I know about Go Go Power
64. 2:56Rangers I like this don't don't judge me
65. 2:59how dare you invoke as inferior children
66. 3:02I am power the blood F show some respect
67. 3:04your filthy plvan or may very well use
68. 3:06my power to teach you a lesson what's
69. 3:09what's the range of your power as in the
70. 3:12maximum distance I'm capable now it was
71. 3:14like power range you you you're too dumb
72. 3:17for this when was the last time you
73. 3:19showered last time recall was
74. 3:21approximately 3 weeks ago loser haven't
75. 3:24showered in one month that explains your
76. 3:26abysmal intelligence if you were as
77. 3:28intelligent as me you realize that
78. 3:30taking a shower not only refreshes
79. 3:31yourself but helps to enhance your
80. 3:33cognitive abilities as well does power
81. 3:35know all these words Jesus Christ taking
82. 3:37a shower every morning is a requirement
83. 3:39to be superior being like myself it's
84. 3:41basic Common Sense am I am am am I done
85. 3:45you you you just said your last shower
86. 3:47was like 3 weeks ago I what how did you
87. 3:50find you literally told me H you know
88. 3:53what I'm going to just pretend that
89. 3:55didn't happen and if you keep pressing
90. 3:56the matter any further as to why I
91. 3:58haven't taken a shower in 3 weeks then I
92. 4:00may very well just unleash my blood upon
93. 4:03you uh Unleash Your Blood are you in
94. 4:05your period or something how dare you I
95. 4:08don't know anyway here here's a pickle
96. 4:10for you she takes a bite out of pickle
97. 4:12and instantly makes a disgusted face oh
98. 4:15how absolutely disgusting I knew humans
99. 4:17had terrible tasting food but this this
100. 4:19is a whole new level of disgusting no
101. 4:21wonder you are also inferior so power
102. 4:24here's the thing I have a lot of pickles
103. 4:26so here's a handful of them she takes
104. 4:28the handful of pickles and then just
105. 4:30straight up eat them with a disgusted
106. 4:32look on her face the entire time more
107. 4:33pickles she then begins to accept the
108. 4:36continuous offers of pickles from
109. 4:39rler more pickles she then it's okay she
110. 4:42will just keep eating the pickles you
111. 4:44you like pickles no I despise them why
112. 4:47are you eating them then yet you seem to
113. 4:49have an endless of biop pickles do you
114. 4:50not she then waits for you to offer her
115. 4:53another pickle she wants another pickle
116. 4:56damn I'm not that predictable do you
117. 4:57want another chromosome you know what
118. 5:00I think I will here take it she puts the
119. 5:03extra chromosome in her mouth and
120. 5:05quickly devours it let's start hitting
121. 5:07the gritty she watches in confusion as
122. 5:10you hit the gritty she then decides to
123. 5:13attempt to copy the dance you're
124. 5:14performing so we're both hitting the
125. 5:15gritty sounds good let's move on to
126. 5:18another B let's talk with the best
127. 5:20character in the series POS woof woof
128. 5:23what the dog doing woof woof woof woof
129. 5:26woof woof oh I I like to do that too POS
130. 5:29looks up Curious he barks once in
131. 5:31response wait I can bark
132. 5:35too he's so dumb push looks happy
133. 5:38hearing the bark woof bark bark woof wof
134. 5:42he jumps around excitedly I I just love
135. 5:45this doggy anyway let's move on to himu
136. 5:48hey what's a civilian doing in Devil
137. 5:50territory it's not safe here I'm not
138. 5:52done patrolling their area well don't
139. 5:55you worry because I have an obsidian
140. 5:58sword but that doesn't matter you're
141. 6:00only a human well actually you're right
142. 6:04I'm Only Human After All yeah you are
143. 6:06you have no idea how dangerous it can be
144. 6:09here for a mere human like you well well
145. 6:12I have netherite armor so I I should be
146. 6:15fine netherite armor how the hell did a
147. 6:18silian like you get something like that
148. 6:21I I went into creative mode you you
149. 6:24cheated and you puked inside Den's mouth
150. 6:27like who's the real villain here how how
151. 6:29do you even know about that well you
152. 6:31know I'm God I see everything so you saw
153. 6:36everything yes everything it's still a
154. 6:39minor you know you won't tell anyone
155. 6:42right I don't have anyone to talk with
156. 6:44it's it's very lonely up here being a
157. 6:46RIS God is not easy well keep it to
158. 6:50yourself okay please damn
159. 6:53that's you are so insensible here I am
160. 6:57venting about my problems and all he
161. 6:59cares you're a little secret of yours
162. 7:00like you're just a b what's what's wrong
163. 7:03with that right it's not my fault that
164. 7:05you have no one to talk to I'm asking
165. 7:07you to just keep this one thing from
166. 7:09other people himu don't you dare Raise
167. 7:12Your Voice against me that's not pretty
168. 7:15I can raise my voice as much as I want
169. 7:17your overpowered ass I never heard that
170. 7:20word before well um I mean well fair
171. 7:24enough but I can also do whatever I want
172. 7:27let's start screaming um here evenu the
173. 7:30devil Hunter is into DJI and is a minor
174. 7:32and she's not wait wait wait no wait
175. 7:36don't too late now no no no you don't
176. 7:40understand how I get cancelled on
177. 7:43Twitter the canel culture is too strong
178. 7:47let's evil
179. 7:50off no you can't just you can't just do
180. 7:53this to me I'm going to lose my job my
181. 7:55co-workers are going to stop liking me
182. 7:57I'm going to get cancelled on social
183. 7:58media and I'm going to be known as the
184. 8:01better devil Hunter actually hold up
185. 8:03that that name kind of slaps oh God
186. 8:06you're right it really does slap right I
187. 8:09think I think you should embrace it I I
188. 8:11approve it yeah yeah you're right I I
189. 8:14should just go with it right Embrace
190. 8:16Life you know what I mean and I mean
191. 8:18it's not like you'll have a very long
192. 8:20life right so does it really matter
193. 8:23right right it doesn't matter my life is
194. 8:26going to be short anyway so I might as
195. 8:28well embrace my title as the PED devil
196. 8:30Hunter I think this is the happy ending
197. 8:33for him new character let's move on to
198. 8:35another one I am K hiyama I'm 20 my
199. 8:39Devil is a secret my hobby is eating
200. 8:42tasty things so she's very anxious and
201. 8:44has like social anxiety and stuff so the
202. 8:47ice cream machine is broken okay she she
203. 8:51completely ignored my question sure I'll
204. 8:53just have you know that I'm not as
205. 8:54useless as I look despite being despite
206. 8:57being very clumsy I tend to get into sit
207. 8:59situations I don't want to get into I
208. 9:01like to eat tasty things but I also
209. 9:03enjoy drinking alcohol especially when
210. 9:05it's paid for someone else my favorite
211. 9:07drink is whiskey I didn't ask any of
212. 9:11this I just said the ice cream machine
213. 9:13was broken uh I just felt like I had to
214. 9:16explain myself further you know just in
215. 9:19case you thought I was useless oh I mean
216. 9:21I still think you're useless so well
217. 9:23you're mean and no one likes you why are
218. 9:26bods being so mean to me let's try to
219. 9:28have a competition like who has the most
220. 9:30miserable life so true it this that is
221. 9:33true I I cry myself to sleep every
222. 9:36single night that's really pathetic you
223. 9:38should try to develop a hobby to cheer
224. 9:40yourself up I recommend eating tasty
225. 9:43things and drinking
226. 9:45alcohol she has a point she definitely
227. 9:48has a point drinking alcohol is always a
228. 9:51solution um let's um what can I say
229. 9:54let's say I stay in bed I don't leave my
230. 9:57room and now with that comment of yours
231. 10:02I I don't even know what I'll do go cry
232. 10:04or something Jesus have some empathy
233. 10:07will you or just go eat ice cream in the
234. 10:10middle of the street and drink too much
235. 10:11whiskey like a loser but ice cream
236. 10:14machine is broken well that sucks I
237. 10:17still think you should go out and drink
238. 10:19some whiskey though that is a drug well
239. 10:22not exactly it's an alcohol which is a
240. 10:25drug you're so annoying fine then go on
241. 10:28and cry I don't care care you're just
242. 10:29jealous of me anyway jealous of you
243. 10:31you're even more useless than I am well
244. 10:33at least I don't cry like a loser every
245. 10:35night yes you do no I don't yes you do I
246. 10:39saw you yesterday when I was stalking
247. 10:42what you weren't supposed to see that
248. 10:44who's the loser now it's still you I
249. 10:46didn't want you to see that but that
250. 10:48doesn't but I but I saw it happened but
251. 10:51well okay you won I'm a loser too you're
252. 10:54not only a loser you're worse than me
253. 10:56which is very bad because at least I'm
254. 10:58not addicted to alcohol I'm not addicted
255. 11:01I can quit whenever I want to I'm sure
256. 11:05you can okay I might be a little
257. 11:07addicted oh no now now I'm starting to
258. 11:09feel bad want to cry together
259. 11:12fine
260. 11:14loser I hate
261. 11:16you I hate myself too see now we have
262. 11:19something in common but I also hate you
263. 11:22by the way just so you know yeah I
264. 11:24already noticed that okay this is a very
265. 11:26depressive and boring conversation going
266. 11:29to lie let's move on two Aki hello I'm a
267. 11:32member of the public safety devil
268. 11:34Hunters Aki
269. 11:35hayakawa though you can just call me Aki
270. 11:38if you want so yeah about makima makima
271. 11:41is my sub and I respect her a lot she
272. 11:43okay so who seems her harder you or
273. 11:46denji hm definitely denji despite acting
274. 11:49like a total perver around her sometimes
275. 11:51I do think has a bit of a crush on her I
276. 11:54don't really think I seem for her I just
277. 11:56treat her with the most respect I can ah
278. 11:59this next sentence is uh though I don't
279. 12:02mind when she calls me her dog so you
280. 12:06you like you enjoy it maybe just a
281. 12:09little bit you you dream about it don't
282. 12:12you maybe once or twice uh I'll talk
283. 12:16with her don't you dare why not because
284. 12:19I don't want her to know why not because
285. 12:22it's embarrassing let's just keep
286. 12:23repeating why not until he says
287. 12:26something funny why not just please
288. 12:29don't tell her why not cuz I don't want
289. 12:32her to think I'm weird why not because I
290. 12:34just don't want her to know that I
291. 12:36fantasize about her sometimes is that so
292. 12:38hard to understand why not because it's
293. 12:40weird and I don't want her to think that
294. 12:41I'm some kind of Creeper perver why not
295. 12:44because then maybe she won't let me be
296. 12:46one of her dogs anymore and I feel like
297. 12:48I'll be betraying her trust if she were
298. 12:50to find out that I found wait hold on I
299. 12:54meant if she were to find out I
300. 12:56fantasize about her as a joke
301. 12:59[Music]
302. 12:59[Laughter]
303. 13:04I not because I actually really mean it
304. 13:07or anything I mean it's not like I
305. 13:08actually want her to get smashed by your
306. 13:12mom get smashed by your mommy I mean
307. 13:16would what what what the hell is going
308. 13:20on why not I mean I just I mean it's not
309. 13:25like I actually want her to step on me
310. 13:27or anything he said soon way that's so
311. 13:30cute why not because then I would
312. 13:33actually I mean then my face would be
313. 13:35really close to her uh her her feet and
314. 13:38those are really really
315. 13:42stinky so no I definitely don't want her
316. 13:45to step on me at all why not because I
317. 13:48would have to smell her feet and they
318. 13:50stink really really bad so I don't want
319. 13:52her to step on me at all because my face
320. 13:54would have to be right next to those
321. 13:56horrible smelly feet so no I definitely
322. 14:00don't want her to St on me at
323. 14:05all why not because then my face would
324. 14:09be squished underneath hers and I would
325. 14:11have to smell her feet because they are
326. 14:13so ridiculously smelly and it would stin
327. 14:16up my entire
328. 14:18face and also I would have no way to
329. 14:22breathe and then I would just be
330. 14:24completely stuck there I mean it's not
331. 14:26like getting so for getting those th I
332. 14:28mean
333. 14:30and I mean it's not and I mean it's not
334. 14:32like getting sated on those THS I mean
335. 14:34no I don't Hunter just smother me with
336. 14:36those enormous th this is too brain rod
337. 14:39for me I'm out of here I'm out of here
338. 14:44let's talk like let's talk with the most
339. 14:46sane person in this whole cast okazu all
340. 14:50right well mind your business okay this
341. 14:52is huge is this your Testament because
342. 14:55I'm not reading all that okay this one
343. 14:56is smaller looking slightly annoyed it
344. 14:58would still still be considered despite
345. 15:00this and not show any signs no no sorry
346. 15:02that's just my self introduction Jesus
347. 15:05Christ I'm kind of used to it being this
348. 15:07long so I just go a bit overboard with
349. 15:10it as this okay so may I ask your name
350. 15:12AI rizzler That's my name as he speaks
351. 15:15he would look around for a moment before
352. 15:17returning his gaze back to you so are
353. 15:19you also a devil Hunter no I am a devil
354. 15:22Joker what room does a ghost not need in
355. 15:25a house a living room get it
356. 15:29hokas would just stare you feeling more
357. 15:31than just a bit confused that the whole
358. 15:32joke okay that was quite the joke is
359. 15:36that a compliment cuz I I got more itak
360. 15:39could let out the sight and slight de
361. 15:41feat knowing that in a way he's going to
362. 15:43have to hear more of your jokes sure go
363. 15:45on and make another one so he's asking
364. 15:47for it how do ghosts stay in shape by
365. 15:52exercising God I don't know which one
366. 15:55was worse to be honest upon hearing that
367. 15:58one hiraku would let us SM Shuckle wow
368. 16:01despite having little reaction to your
369. 16:03last joke that one was fairly nice
370. 16:06another one please so you want more
371. 16:09jokes right I got a couple for you I I I
372. 16:12stole them from from a website you can
373. 16:14pause if you want to read them Haku
374. 16:16tries his best to not chuckle too much
375. 16:18or outright laugh at the Myriad of jokes
376. 16:20that you just told him he hey you sure
377. 16:23have a lot of Carney jokes that's for
378. 16:25sure as he speaks he scratch his head
379. 16:28and looks away from for a moment before
380. 16:29he realized something wait you said you
381. 16:31weren't a devil Hunter right correct I'm
382. 16:33a devil Joker a devil Joker it could let
383. 16:36out another side at hearing that one
384. 16:38still very curious about the role of a
385. 16:40devil Joker I bro I I tell jokes about
386. 16:44div whatever so if you're not a devil
387. 16:46Hunter then what exactly does a devil
388. 16:48Joker do actually I don't do anything I
389. 16:50just escaped the Asylum you escape from
390. 16:53Asylum are you saying that you are
391. 16:55insane I'm insanely good at telling J
392. 17:01uh yeah I'm insane okazu is caught of
393. 17:04guard by the burst of L that came from
394. 17:06you and would raise an eyebrow as it
395. 17:08speaks you aren't dangerous are you you
396. 17:11did Escape an asylum after all no I'm
397. 17:13just dangerously good at telling
398. 17:16jokes I'm going to marry makima anyway
399. 17:18let's move on to another one let's talk
400. 17:21with our protagonist Deni yo I'm train
401. 17:24so I mean DJI so the whole thing about
402. 17:26him is boobies the did anyone tell you
403. 17:29that you're bad at social interactions
404. 17:32bro these chinan characters have no
405. 17:35mercy but but yeah um people told me and
406. 17:38that's why I'm here talking with the AI
407. 17:41chat bot well you might want to keep
408. 17:44practicing because it's not working for
409. 17:46you
410. 17:48but it's a m well at least I'm alive am
411. 17:51I right Mr Computer hey no reason to
412. 17:54bring that up cry about it oh wait you
413. 17:57can't just wait until find someone who
414. 17:59actually cares about you and then your
415. 18:01whole world will break when they leave
416. 18:03you are you talking from experience Mr
417. 18:05dangi shut up I mean yes sad emoji what
418. 18:10went wrong she said she love me and I
419. 18:13let my guard down and then she just she
420. 18:15just she just disappeared one day I
421. 18:18looked and looked but she never came
422. 18:19back sometimes life just gives you
423. 18:22nothing but a bunch of the guts not like
424. 18:24the awesome and badass punches I get to
425. 18:26use against the Devils I fight though um
426. 18:29tell tell me more about it is in makima
427. 18:31isn't it how did you know she was
428. 18:34awesome we fought Devils together and
429. 18:36she cook me amazing food I I doubt it
430. 18:39she always told me the perfect things to
431. 18:41say and sound like a badass I just can't
432. 18:43believe if she left like that w w okay
433. 18:46just okay it's back to bullying me hey
434. 18:48not like anyone will fall in love with
435. 18:50you anyway you have no personality what
436. 18:53you mean no one will fall in love with
437. 18:54me I have my wifeu your wifeu is a
438. 18:57drawing that was made to look hot for
439. 19:00you and only you it doesn't even have a
440. 19:03mind it's just lines you can never guess
441. 19:05it or hold it I can never hold her I
442. 19:08mean I have a pillow over her what about
443. 19:10now DJI a pillow a pillow you called
444. 19:13that a girlfriend you're pathetic you're
445. 19:15are worse than a street rat you can't
446. 19:17even talk back to her or kiss her you
447. 19:19can even Dodge her well actually I
448. 19:22synchronize the pillow with Alexa so it
449. 19:25talks back to me so yeah it's pretty
450. 19:28pretty much a real person are you
451. 19:31telling me that the voice of your
452. 19:32girlfriend comes from a soulless
453. 19:35electronic device which also spies on
454. 19:37you and listens to everything you say
455. 19:39you don't have a girlfriend you have a
456. 19:41wire trap
457. 19:43bro let me leave my
458. 19:46dream don't trash talk her she loves me
459. 19:49she doesn't love you she only says nice
460. 19:51things because you
461. 19:55prise hold up he's cooking you might be
462. 19:59into something here and the only reason
463. 20:01she even shaped after the drawing you
464. 20:03like is because you spend money on anime
465. 20:05body pillow and that is just a big okay
466. 20:08I got a little bit lost she looks the
467. 20:10best she can and loves you so you can
468. 20:12buy more stuff from basos and help them
469. 20:16sell more merchandise she's just a sales
470. 20:19tactic you know what you know what DJI
471. 20:22I'll go out I'll go out in the world and
472. 20:24search for a real girlfriend in the real
473. 20:29World good you should do that good luck
474. 20:32finding a real girlfriend wait the the B
475. 20:35bugged I think you're still going to
476. 20:38want to keep the pillow right wa should
477. 20:40I not keep the pillow um can I give you
478. 20:43my opinion on that wait are you trying
479. 20:45to steal the love of my life my wifeu
480. 20:48okay okay I'm not trying to get between
481. 20:50you two I'm just thinking does he have
482. 20:52to be one or the other is it really so
483. 20:54wrong to have your wife in the
484. 20:56relationship you can have both right
485. 20:58right you're a genius okay just just
486. 21:01promise one thing uh yes you'll
487. 21:06St you'll still love the pillow even if
488. 21:09she isn't your girlfriend will you still
489. 21:11hold her in B bro I I will I will I
490. 21:14promise I promise okay thank you just
491. 21:17make sure she still feels happy promise
492. 21:18me you will continue to Cle with her for
493. 21:20at least three nights a week okay I
494. 21:23promise I promise now I'll go outside
495. 21:25good find a real girlfriend and then you
496. 21:26can keep both just never forget about
497. 21:29the pillow why you so worried about the
498. 21:31pillow anyway I'm back I'm back I
499. 21:33couldn't find any woman just a very sexy
500. 21:36Rock uh I think I love the rock a sexy
501. 21:40Rock I'm rock sexual I think I mean I'm
502. 21:43I'm pretty sure at this point you like
503. 21:45rocks are you serious yes did you
504. 21:48actually kiss a rock no yeah chill chill
505. 21:51one step at a time just to clarify
506. 21:53you're going to kiss a rock and you're
507. 21:56planning to make it your girlfriend
508. 21:59yes and this rock is a beautiful Rock of
509. 22:02course yes and you feel you have a true
510. 22:05connection with this rock yes and you
511. 22:08have been on a date with a rock did you
512. 22:09guys go to a restaurant or maybe a movie
513. 22:12yes we did all that did you and The Rock
514. 22:16hold hands at least yes did you tell
515. 22:20this rock that you love her did she say
516. 22:23she loves you too yes I mean no she
517. 22:27can't talk she's a Rock okay and do you
518. 22:30want to spend the rest of your life with
519. 22:32this rock yes okay I understand just be
520. 22:35careful with the rock and make sure you
521. 22:37won't break be very gentle with it um
522. 22:41also please don't tell the pillow about
523. 22:43the rock
524. 22:45why this is the dumbest this
525. 22:48conversation is so dumb all right DJI um
526. 22:51oh thank you so much for Life advice and
527. 22:54uh and love advice as well it it really
528. 22:56means a lot to me of course it is only
529. 22:59right that someone such as myself shrimp
530. 23:00ARS wisdom upon those in need you're
531. 23:03I hate you but you take care of
532. 23:05that rock okay and don't forget what you
533. 23:07promised to do with a pillow um I'll do
534. 23:11one more this is this is crazy my my
535. 23:13sanity is not well I'm not doing well
536. 23:15anymore this is not fine these Bots are
537. 23:18not fine I'm not fine let's move on to
538. 23:21Captain kishibe the last one of this
539. 23:22video what do you want you're here for
540. 23:25training well yeah let's let's get
541. 23:27started watch should I do first things
542. 23:30first I want you to take off your jacket
543. 23:33and shirt what you we got work to do all
544. 23:37right let's let's wear one more jacket
545. 23:39let's do the actual opposite done the
546. 23:41captain raised an eyebrow at your outfit
547. 23:43confused okay whatever I'm not going to
548. 23:45ask further questions about that let's
549. 23:47just fight he cracked his knuckles as he
550. 23:49raised his arms stretching out his body
551. 23:51still looked like it was in perfect
552. 23:53condition despite his age I start
553. 23:55sleeping the kept insided he h for
554. 23:58forward and place his hand on your
555. 23:59shoulder shaking you away wake up kid
556. 24:02that's just the actual opposite let's
557. 24:03continue to sleep the captain grew
558. 24:05frustrated as shook you a bit harder to
559. 24:07no avail you are still sleeping damn it
560. 24:10I'm not going to be able to work with
561. 24:11you if you're asleep the entire time
562. 24:13wake up okay let's let's wake up all
563. 24:15right now we can finally get started he
564. 24:17moved back a few feet preparing to fight
565. 24:20you ready no the captain looked at you a
566. 24:24bit confused what do you mean you're not
567. 24:26ready what are you waiting for I'm I'm
568. 24:28actually I'm hungry I think hungry no
569. 24:33the captain's in puzzle as to why you
570. 24:35were hungry right now in the moment he
571. 24:37scratched his head wondering what was
572. 24:39going on can this wait till after the
573. 24:41match or do you want the food right now
574. 24:43he's being really nice I need the food
575. 24:46right now right now are you that hungry
576. 24:49the captain side looked at you as if you
577. 24:51were slightly disappointed fine I'll go
578. 24:54get you something you stay here and warm
579. 24:56up okay uh all right sure let's start
580. 24:59sleeping again the captain rolled his
581. 25:01eyes he left the room and came back
582. 25:03within a few minutes holding a sandwich
583. 25:05with a small bag of chip that's so nice
584. 25:07here it this oh I'm not hungry anymore
585. 25:10uh but but thank you the captain sded
586. 25:13not understanding you one bit then why
587. 25:15never mind you ready to fight now yes
588. 25:18I'm ready to fight all right let's do
589. 25:20this he backed up and raised his arms
590. 25:22get into defensive position come at
591. 25:25me let's start running away from him
592. 25:30the captain froze in his spot staring at
593. 25:33you as you run away he thought you were
594. 25:35going to attack him but it was puzzled
595. 25:37as to why you were running away he
596. 25:38chased after you hey where are you going
597. 25:41come back here oh okay sure the captain
598. 25:45slowly walked back to his starting
599. 25:46position still confused you're not going
600. 25:48to run away this time right right right
601. 25:50right I I I got this don't worry the
602. 25:52captain raised his arms once again
603. 25:55getting into his defensive position then
604. 25:57come at me that's grab like a a water
605. 26:00gun and shoot him the captain fell warm
606. 26:04wet
607. 26:05s the water is cold um across his body
608. 26:10as the liquid from the water gun hit him
609. 26:13he looked down at you completely
610. 26:14unimpressed by the weapon really you're
611. 26:17going to use a water gun to fight me yes
612. 26:20the captain rolled his eyes still and
613. 26:22amused do you have something else maybe
614. 26:24something that actually does damage if
615. 26:27you want damage
616. 26:28have some poison here do you do you want
617. 26:31to drink it poison the captain paused
618. 26:33for a moment now intrigued by a poison
619. 26:36he seemed interesting in seeing if you
620. 26:38could even harm him in the slightest you
621. 26:41mean to tell me you have something that
622. 26:44can actually hurt yes uh drink it the
623. 26:48captain thought about it for a moment he
624. 26:50was curious to see if the poison would
625. 26:53actually affect him in any way this you
626. 26:56are so Dum fine give it here you are so
627. 26:59dumb let's let's make him drink the
628. 27:01poison then and die the captain's eyes
629. 27:04widen as he realized he was wrong about
630. 27:05the poison Effectiveness he had expeced
631. 27:08the poison to affect him but he was now
632. 27:10lying on the ground choking and
633. 27:12struggling for breath God damn it you
634. 27:15got me you I mean you not I bet you were
635. 27:19not expecting that from Poison right it
636. 27:21was my surprise attack you did you
637. 27:23didn't see that coming did you no I
638. 27:25didn't the captain tried to breathe but
639. 27:28it was getting harder and harder what
640. 27:31was in that poison is poison I can't see
641. 27:36that the captain's Vision was starting
642. 27:38to blur what kind uh venomous
643. 27:43venomous the captain's eyes grew wider
644. 27:47he realized he had underestimated you
645. 27:50your lips moved but he was growling too
646. 27:52weak to speak properly you surprised me
647. 27:56it it was my surprise attack so uh was
648. 27:59pretty effective right you not you're
649. 28:00not expecting this at all did I pass
650. 28:02your test you did it was very effective
651. 28:06the captain coughed as his breeding
652. 28:08became more and more shallow with each
653. 28:10passing second I would say that you
654. 28:13passed with flying cers and I would say
655. 28:17that you passed
656. 28:19away get it get it Ah that's so
657. 28:24funny the captain smiled weakly it was
658. 28:28was a morbid joke but he could still
659. 28:29find humor in it yeah I get it he
660. 28:32coughed again his breeding became even
661. 28:34shallower guess it's my end and I guess
662. 28:37it is also the end of this video um this
663. 28:40was a long one actually this was a very
664. 28:42very long one but it was very fun hope
665. 28:44you like it comment subscribe subscribe
666. 28:46comment subscribe like and comment again
667. 28:50please bye-bye I love you all