Half Day | The Viral Office Rant | What's Your Status | Webseries | Cheers! — Transcript

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1. 0:02Once again a half day today?!
2. 0:15Come here!
3. 0:16What happened?
4. 0:17What’s the time? Excuse me!
5. 0:19What is the time according to your watch?
6. 0:226:30! His watch is working fine dude!
7. 0:25I thought your watch has gone faulty! I didn’t get that!
8. 0:28So you’re bad at maths? No!
9. 0:30Didn’t you go for a smoke break? Yes I did, so what?
10. 0:33That’s why…
11. 0:36You can check the sheet, I’m the last one to leave the office everyday!
12. 0:39I don’t care!
13. 0:41Whether you are the first one to come or last one to leave, I don’t care!
14. 0:45Come to the point dude, I’ve lot of work!
15. 0:47The point is, my dear colleague…
16. 0:48If someone comes to work at 9 am…
17. 0:50And finishes their work and wants to leave at 6 pm…
18. 0:53Then that’s 9 hours of me slogging my ass here!
19. 0:599 hours! Out of the 24 hours of my day…
20. 1:02That I’ve given to this company!
21. 1:059 precious hours of my life that I’ll never get back…
22. 1:099 hours of slogging is what I’m paid for…
23. 1:12Nothing more, nothing less!
24. 1:15Now the problem is that people like you stay here in the office whole night…
25. 1:20Show that you’re working…
26. 1:22Which creates the impression that…
27. 1:25He’s such a hard working employee, he’s so serious and committed…
28. 1:28Works full night out here!
29. 1:30Some of them stay here just for the free AC and WiFi…
30. 1:33This… Satish…
31. 1:34He sits here to watch porn all night…
32. 1:36His work gets over by 9 PM but he would mail that 1:30 in the night…
33. 1:40Just so that the boss thinks that he was working till 2 AM, so hard working he is…
34. 1:44All of them are hard working… All of them are committed…
35. 1:47We…
36. 1:48Who are sitting here since morning and working with focus, without interruption and without any break…
37. 1:52Trying to leave by 6 in the evening. What do we get to hear?!
38. 1:56Half day! Amazing!
39. 1:59Leaving on a half day today!
40. 2:02What half day?!
41. 2:04Does anybody asks you…
42. 2:05That how many breaks you took in those 15 hours that you worked?!
43. 2:0930 cigarette breaks!
44. 2:10After that tea break, toilet break, lunch break, yesterday’s match analysis break…
45. 2:14Heated political debate break, juicy office gossip break, etc., etc.
46. 2:17Including all these breaks you convert a 9 hour job into a 12-15 hour job…
47. 2:22What kind of efficiency is that?!
48. 2:24What do we do with such inefficient people?!
49. 2:27We give them too much importance…
50. 2:31He works till 2 AM, lets give him promotion!
51. 2:35This one works till 4 AM, we’ll send him to London on-site next year!
52. 2:40Why?
53. 2:42Why is staying late at work considered a virtue?
54. 2:46Why are we rewarding and glorifying it?
55. 2:48And the people who are efficient, who want to finish their work on time and leave…
56. 2:52What do we do with them? We penalise them!
57. 2:55We judge them, we make them feel guilty for their choices to leave on time, why?!
58. 3:00Who’s to be blamed for this?!
59. 3:04You! And an office culture that has gone unchecked for decades now!
60. 3:18Just because you work for 18 hours you think you have achieved something really big or what?!
61. 3:22The company has put up a photo of yours out here- “Star performer of the month”
62. 3:26“Employee of the month”! That made you really happy?!
63. 3:30Whomsoever’s photo is put here, is the biggest loser in life!
64. 3:33Because he doesn’t even know that there exists a life outside this cubicle!
65. 3:38Which is very important for me!
66. 3:41When I leave this work and go out there are N number of things I want to do…
67. 3:46I might have a wife, family, a friend… whoever I want to meet…
68. 3:50I might want to go the pub with my friends and watch a game or…
69. 3:53Play a game myself! Maybe I want to go for a run or read a book!
70. 3:56In my time… In me time…
71. 3:58And I’ve every goddamn right to do that!
72. 4:01You tell me, what else do you know apart from these “Office Skills”?
73. 4:05What do you know?
74. 4:06Can you play guitar?
75. 4:08Cooking, fishing, trekking… Have you ever done anything of that sort?
76. 4:11Have you ever gone for a walk with your kid, had icecream with him?
77. 4:14When will you do all this? Isn’t it important?!
78. 4:17Now you’ll say you’ll do it over the weekend…
79. 4:20Who said that? Is life meant to be lived only on Sunday?!
80. 4:25Which company said that slog from Monday to Saturday…
81. 4:29And live your life only on Sunday!?
82. 4:32Where’s it written?
83. 4:34How old are you? 30 right?!
84. 4:3610 years later you’ll be 40 then 50…
85. 4:38And one day just like that while paying EMIs and bills, you’ll die and nobody would give a damn!
86. 4:44And while dying you’ll think, “What did I do?”…
87. 4:49Spent the life with keyboard… and nothing else!
88. 4:52I don’t want to die like that!
89. 4:55So I’m gonna go right now and enjoy the other half day of my life!
90. 5:03Good luck with your full day!
91. 5:10Kuku are you coming?
92. 5:11Or your full day is still pending?