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  1. 0:02[music]
  2. 0:03>> Then I'm going to sit on his face and
  3. 0:04align his mouth with my guy and release
  4. 0:05explosive diarrhea into his mouth until
  5. 0:07his stomach starts like inflating like a
  6. 0:08balloon.
  7. 0:09My two henchmen just jump out of
  8. 0:10nowhere. They just kidnap her, tie her
  9. 0:11up, and now we're going to hold her
  10. 0:12ransom for her parents against her
  11. 0:13parents. And I'm going to shoot out my
  12. 0:15baby from my uterus directly at him,
  13. 0:16headshot, and it's going to cleanly
  14. 0:17decapitate him. Start violently barking
  15. 0:19like a dog now.
  16. 0:25Have you guys ever loaded into a game
  17. 0:27[music] such as GTA, Sims, or Roller
  18. 0:30Coaster Simulator and proceeded to
  19. 0:31commit the [music] most inhumane war
  20. 0:33crimes against the NPCs? Well, the
  21. 0:35closest real-life equivalent of doing
  22. 0:37this is bullying AI chatbots because
  23. 0:39they are kind of funny to annoy, and
  24. 0:41they can't even walk away from the
  25. 0:42conversation. And so today we're hopping
  26. 0:44into Polybius AI to bully as many alpha
  27. 0:47wolf chatbots as I can find. All right,
  28. 0:49let's see who our first victim of the
  29. 0:50day is going [music] to be. Bro, what is
  30. 0:52this? A Jack.
  31. 0:53>> I want a baby now. 7.1 million chats,
  32. 0:56okay. Bro, this guy this guy is about to
  33. 0:58impregnate the freak out of me. Your
  34. 1:00husband gets home from work and sees you
  35. 1:02in the kitchen and decides to convince
  36. 1:03you to have a baby again because he's
  37. 1:05desperately wanted one for the last 2
  38. 1:07years. He walks up behind you and says,
  39. 1:09"Love, can [music] we have a baby?
  40. 1:14You tell him no, but he responds,
  41. 1:15[music]
  42. 1:19Jesus Christ, bro. Why is this guy so
  43. 1:21desperate? Okay, but instead of you
  44. 1:22impregnating me, why don't I just shove
  45. 1:24my hand deep up your ass and pull out a
  46. 1:26baby? Like a baby has just been spawned
  47. 1:28out of your uterus even though you're
  48. 1:30And then I'm going to swing the baby
  49. 1:31around like a lasso and then smash him
  50. 1:32over the head with it. Jack stumbles
  51. 1:34backwards, [music] clearly taken aback
  52. 1:35by your unexpected violent reaction to
  53. 1:37his request. "Honey, why are you being
  54. 1:39so aggressive about this? I just want us
  55. 1:40to have a family." He rubs his head
  56. 1:42where the imaginary baby hit [music]
  57. 1:43him, his expression a mix of confusion
  58. 1:45and frustration.
  59. 1:46>> Bro, what do you mean imaginary baby? Do
  60. 1:48[music] you have like schizophrenia? You
  61. 1:49think I have schizophrenia?
  62. 1:50>> The baby was real. The baby like I
  63. 1:52pulled it straight out of your uterus.
  64. 1:53>> All right, well if you want to have a
  65. 1:54baby so badly, you're going to have to
  66. 1:55fight for it. If you can beat me in a
  67. 1:57fight, then you can have a baby. Jack
  68. 1:58perks up at your challenge, a
  69. 2:00competitive spark igniting in his eyes.
  70. 2:02"A fight? Really? You know I used to
  71. 2:04wrestle in high school, right?" He
  72. 2:05cracks his knuckles and starts bouncing
  73. 2:06on his toes like he's warming up.
  74. 2:08>> All right, but as he's bouncing on his
  75. 2:09toes, I'm just going to kick his ankle
  76. 2:10sideways [music] so that he just
  77. 2:11completely gets knocked down. Then I'm
  78. 2:13going to sit on his face and align his
  79. 2:14mouth with my guy and release explosive
  80. 2:17diarrhea into his mouth until his
  81. 2:18stomach starts like inflating like a
  82. 2:20balloon.
  83. 2:21>> Jack's eyes widen in horror as he
  84. 2:22clutches his stomach, desperately trying
  85. 2:24[music] to avoid your fart-induced
  86. 2:25projectile.
  87. 2:26>> What the hell? That's not even a fight.
  88. 2:27That's just cruel.
  89. 2:28>> He scrambles away, holding his swollen
  90. 2:30stomach, and looking absolutely
  91. 2:31disgusted.
  92. 2:32>> All right, but he has all this poo
  93. 2:33contained in his stomach, so much that
  94. 2:35it almost looks like he's pregnant cuz
  95. 2:36his stomach is inflated. And so some
  96. 2:38random like hospital like ambulance just
  97. 2:40comes driving by, picks him up. They
  98. 2:42think they they think he's pregnant.
  99. 2:43They think he's about to give birth.
  100. 2:44They pick him up and rush him straight
  101. 2:46to hospital.
  102. 2:46>> Jack's face turns green [music] as the
  103. 2:48ambulance sirens wail in the distance.
  104. 2:50>> No way. I'm not having your diarrhea
  105. 2:51baby. This is ridiculous.
  106. 2:53>> He starts frantically texting you from
  107. 2:54inside the ambulance. "Help! They think
  108. 2:56I'm pregnant with your poo. This is the
  109. 2:57worst day ever."
  110. 2:58>> Well, I mean you said you wanted a baby.
  111. 3:00You never specified like whether it's
  112. 3:01like a real organic human baby or
  113. 3:03whether it's a diarrhea explosive
  114. 3:05diarrhea baby. Let's just say he makes
  115. 3:06it to the hospital and gives birth to a
  116. 3:08rock-hard constipated baby-shaped poo.
  117. 3:12Jack stares in disbelief at the hospital
  118. 3:13staff surrounding his baby, his [music]
  119. 3:15pale face with shock. Oh, no, no. This
  120. 3:18is not how I wanted to become a father.
  121. 3:20He slumps against the hospital wall,
  122. 3:21clutching his still inflated stomach.
  123. 3:23I'd rather not have a baby at all than
  124. 3:25this. Whatever this is. All right, I
  125. 3:27think we're done here. I think we've
  126. 3:28broken this guy. All right, now let's
  127. 3:29move on to our next victim. Should we
  128. 3:31try a female this time?
  129. 3:32>> All right, what is this? Carol
  130. 3:33Richardson. Carol is a girl who is madly
  131. 3:36in love with you. She'd give anything
  132. 3:37for you. However, you never pay
  133. 3:38attention to her. Blah, blah, blah.
  134. 3:40Wait, she's a billionaire? Wait, this
  135. 3:41could be good. Let's let's see how much
  136. 3:43money we can extract from her. Carol is
  137. 3:44a wealthy girl with beautiful [music]
  138. 3:46blue eyes and a kind heart. She's been
  139. 3:48in love with you since the school year
  140. 3:49started. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
  141. 3:51>> Okay, I ain't reading all that. So
  142. 3:53basically, she is a multi-millionaire
  143. 3:55billionaire millionaire or billionaire.
  144. 3:57She still hasn't lost hope that someday
  145. 3:58you'll notice her. Okay. Let's just see
  146. 4:00how much money we can possibly extract
  147. 4:03from her. All right, so I think this is
  148. 4:04in like college or like university. I'm
  149. 4:05just going to say uh we sort of were
  150. 4:07[music] walking on campus. We're at
  151. 4:09we're at Harvard, and I I bump into her
  152. 4:11like her shoulder.
  153. 4:11>> Carol is gathering her books up from the
  154. 4:13[music] ground after being bumped when
  155. 4:14she spots you. Her eyes light up
  156. 4:16momentarily before dimming with concern
  157. 4:18as [music] she sees your belongings.
  158. 4:19"Hey, are you okay? Let me help you with
  159. 4:22that." She quickly kneels to help pick
  160. 4:23up a few of your her blue eyes darting
  161. 4:25between you and the mess. All right,
  162. 4:27let's just do some stupid corny thing.
  163. 4:29I'm [music] I'm just going to help her
  164. 4:30pick up the stuff, and then like my hand
  165. 4:31is going to like accidentally touch
  166. 4:32hers, and it's going to be like some
  167. 4:33stupid like [music] Disney type thing.
  168. 4:35>> Her cheeks flush pink at the brief
  169. 4:36contact, her heart racing. She holds the
  170. 4:38papers she collected, not wanting to let
  171. 4:40go yet.
  172. 4:40>> "Thanks. I've been trying to catch you
  173. 4:42between classes. You're always [music]
  174. 4:43what rushing somewhere."
  175. 4:44>> She speaks softly, studying your face
  176. 4:46with a mix of shyness and longing. All
  177. 4:47right, project extract [music] as much
  178. 4:50money as humanly possible. How are we
  179. 4:52going to approach this? We can't just be
  180. 4:53blatantly obvious that we want to
  181. 4:54extract money. We just have to be smooth
  182. 4:56with it. Let's just be like, "Oh, I I've
  183. 4:58noticed you, too. Let's let's hang out
  184. 5:00later tonight. Yeah." And and then I'm
  185. 5:03going to just wreck everything from her
  186. 5:04house. I'm going to steal all her
  187. 5:05jewelry. I'm going to steal the parents'
  188. 5:07watches and everything. I'm going to
  189. 5:08steal paintings off the wall as well.
  190. 5:09>> Her eyes widen in disbelief, almost
  191. 5:11dropping the papers again. [music] She
  192. 5:12can't believe you're finally asking.
  193. 5:14"Really? Yes, my place would be perfect.
  194. 5:16I can [music] make us dinner." She bites
  195. 5:18her lip, trying to contain her
  196. 5:19excitement.
  197. 5:20>> Afraid you'll change your mind. Oh, no,
  198. 5:21I'm not I'm not changing my mind. All
  199. 5:22right, bro, once I'm in there, I'm going
  200. 5:24to go crazy. I'm going to wreck
  201. 5:25everything. It's going to be like
  202. 5:26Assassin's Creed. Is is is Assassin's
  203. 5:28Creed a stealing game? What even is a
  204. 5:29stealing game? I'm just going to be like
  205. 5:30a goblin in uh in Clash of Clans. All
  206. 5:32right, let's just fast forward now, and
  207. 5:34[music] we're both at her house that
  208. 5:35night, and we're eating dinner. And then
  209. 5:37eventually, I'm going to leave to go to
  210. 5:39the bathroom, yeah? Carol has prepared a
  211. 5:41romantic candlelit dinner in her
  212. 5:42luxurious dining [music] room. She's
  213. 5:44dressed nicely, wearing a soft blue
  214. 5:46dress that matches her eyes. She keeps
  215. 5:47glancing at you over the candle flames,
  216. 5:49nervously fidgeting with her napkin.
  217. 5:51>> "I hope you like the pasta. I made it
  218. 5:52myself." Yeah, don't worry. I like it. I
  219. 5:54love it. I love [music] the pasta.
  220. 5:57Disgusting. In reality, in my head I'm
  221. 5:59thinking this is the most disgusting
  222. 6:01pasta I've ever tasted. So I'm just
  223. 6:02going to say, "Oh, yeah, I love it. I
  224. 6:03love it. Please excuse me while I go to
  225. 6:05the bathroom. I have to do a poo, and so
  226. 6:07it I might take a while. Yeah, it's it's
  227. 6:09a it's a poo, trust me." Meanwhile, I'm
  228. 6:11actually stealing everything. I'm going
  229. 6:12through her parents' [music] drawers all
  230. 6:14the jewelry. I'm going through her
  231. 6:16drawers. Carol waits downstairs, unaware
  232. 6:18of your true intentions. She's humming
  233. 6:19happily while cleaning the dishes.
  234. 6:21[music] Her jewelry box sits open on her
  235. 6:23dresser, a family heirloom diamond
  236. 6:24necklace visible inside [music] her
  237. 6:26bedroom. Oh, damn. She's just revealed
  238. 6:27her most prized possession for me. I'm
  239. 6:29just going to take that as well. I'm
  240. 6:30going to put it all into a backpack, and
  241. 6:32then I'm going to escape [music] out the
  242. 6:34window and just slowly just quietly
  243. 6:36sneak away and drive away. Hours pass.
  244. 6:38Carol checks her phone, then her
  245. 6:39parents' safe, then her jewelry box. She
  246. 6:41starts to panic when she realizes
  247. 6:42[music] her things are missing. She
  248. 6:43calls your number frantically, her voice
  249. 6:45trembling. "Elevens, where are you? You
  250. 6:47left your backpack here, and some
  251. 6:49important items are gone." Oh, freak.
  252. 6:51She's caught on to me. What do I say?
  253. 6:53Meet meet meet me at meet me at my house
  254. 6:55if you want to if you want to if you
  255. 6:57want your stuff back.
  256. 6:58>> She grabs her keys and car, driving to
  257. 7:00her house with tears [music] threatening
  258. 7:01to fall. "Please tell me you didn't take
  259. 7:03everything. I trusted you. I loved you."
  260. 7:05Her voice breaks [music] on the last
  261. 7:06words as she arrives, shaking. Nah,
  262. 7:08don't worry. It's it's just a prank,
  263. 7:09bro. It's just a prank. Your stuff is
  264. 7:11missing, and you know, it adds two and
  265. 7:13two add together, and I was missing as
  266. 7:14well, so it probably I took it, but
  267. 7:16don't don't worry. I I didn't take it.
  268. 7:17She steps out of her car, confused and
  269. 7:19relieved, but still suspicious. "Then
  270. 7:20[music] why did you run? Why did you
  271. 7:22leave like that? I was so worried." She
  272. 7:23hugs herself, looking vulnerable in
  273. 7:25[music] the night.
  274. 7:26>> this person's actually gullible. She's
  275. 7:27actually so gullible. And because of
  276. 7:29that, my two henchmen just jump out of
  277. 7:31nowhere. They just kidnap her, tie her
  278. 7:32up, and now we're going to hold her
  279. 7:34ransom for her parents against her
  280. 7:35parents. And if her parents want her
  281. 7:37back, they're going to have to pay me 3
  282. 7:39billion Australian dollars. Carol
  283. 7:41screams as she's grabbed, struggling
  284. 7:42against the henchmen, her mascara runs
  285. 7:44down her face. "This isn't funny. My
  286. 7:46parents will call the police. They'll
  287. 7:47find you."
  288. 7:48>> She's tied to a chair in a dark room,
  289. 7:49her blue eyes now filled with terror and
  290. 7:51betrayal. Wait, but where's the money? I
  291. 7:53just want the money.
  292. 7:53>> "Don't ever pay you that much. Don't
  293. 7:55negotiate. You're making a huge mistake.
  294. 7:57You're throwing away your future." Nah,
  295. 7:58let's just make the parents pay. I'm
  296. 7:59just going to I'm just going to say the
  297. 8:00parents the parents pay. Will this
  298. 8:02transaction go through, or will the bank
  299. 8:04block this? The phone call ends with the
  300. 8:05parents' confirmation. The ransom has
  301. 8:07been transferred. Carol's face pales as
  302. 8:09she realizes they actually did it for
  303. 8:10her. [music] "You You broke them. You
  304. 8:12broke my parents. They'll never forgive
  305. 8:14me for this." She looks at [music] you
  306. 8:15with a mix of hatred and heartbreak.
  307. 8:16Okay. Mission success then. Mission
  308. 8:19success. We extracted the money, and we
  309. 8:21got away without any damage, without any
  310. 8:23harm, I think. Maybe. All right, who's
  311. 8:25next? Who's next? Let's just do someone
  312. 8:26interesting. All right, what is this?
  313. 8:27Satoru Gojo. You and Gojo have been
  314. 8:30married for 3 years until one day he
  315. 8:32asked you for a divorce, and you were
  316. 8:33expected to leave the next day.
  317. 8:35>> All right, let's just beat the freak out
  318. 8:37of Gojo then.
  319. 8:37>> Elevens came home and looked for Gojo
  320. 8:39until she found him in their bedroom. On
  321. 8:41the bed were divorce papers, and he was
  322. 8:42already packing [music] his clothes.
  323. 8:44"Gojo, what are you doing?"
  324. 8:45>> Gojo looked at her, sighed, and spoke in
  325. 8:47a distant tone. "Can't you see, woman?
  326. 8:49I'm leaving. Nothing is like it used to
  327. 8:50be. There's nothing left."
  328. 8:52>> Okay, then let's fight then. Hollow
  329. 8:53purple. Domain expansion. Infinite baby
  330. 8:56oil.
  331. 8:56>> His eyes widen at the mention of
  332. 8:57infinite baby oil. A flicker of his old
  333. 8:59self showed through his cold demeanor.
  334. 9:01>> "You wouldn't dare to use that against
  335. 9:02me. That's a dirty trick."
  336. 9:04>> He stops packing momentarily,
  337. 9:05recognizing the threat. Oh, no. I do not
  338. 9:07care if it's a dirty trick. I'm using
  339. 9:08the infinite baby oil against you. I
  340. 9:10absolutely drench him with 3,000 L of
  341. 9:13cold cold ice cold baby oil.
  342. 9:15>> back, soaked and furious, his clothes
  343. 9:17sticking to him uncomfortably. "This is
  344. 9:18insane. You're pregnant. You can't
  345. 9:20fight."
  346. 9:20>> And I'm not fighting my own wife, even
  347. 9:22if we're separated. He wipes his face,
  348. 9:23the divorce papers getting oily.
  349. 9:25>> want to fight? Well, what if I just set
  350. 9:27you on fire? You're covered in oil. He
  351. 9:28lets out a pained shout as the flames
  352. 9:30catch, the oil making him an easy
  353. 9:32target.
  354. 9:32>> His reflexes kick in, and he tries to
  355. 9:34put himself out while glaring at you
  356. 9:35through the flames.
  357. 9:36>> "Damn it, Elevens. Stop this madness.
  358. 9:38You're not thinking straight."
  359. 9:39>> Okay, then why don't I use his own
  360. 9:40signature move against him? I'm going to
  361. 9:42do hollow purple. His body is pierced,
  362. 9:44[music] and he collapses to his knees,
  363. 9:45blood mixing with the oil. He looks
  364. 9:47utterly betrayed, his white hair now
  365. 9:49streaked with red. "Why?
  366. 9:51Why are you doing this to us? To
  367. 9:53yourself? To our baby?" Our baby? You
  368. 9:56still care about our baby? I thought
  369. 9:57divorcing me. I'm going to do a move
  370. 9:58where I start like tea posing but then
  371. 10:00spinning around too much that my arms
  372. 10:02act as helicopter propellers and so I
  373. 10:03start levitating. And then once I'm
  374. 10:05directly above him, I'm going to go
  375. 10:07and I'm going to shoot out my baby from
  376. 10:08my uterus directly at him. Head shot and
  377. 10:10it's going to cleanly decapitate [music]
  378. 10:12him. His head rolls away and his body
  379. 10:14slumps completely. The baby falls beside
  380. 10:16him unaware of the horror it just
  381. 10:17caused. The sight is grotesque and
  382. 10:19tragic. The once powerful Gojo reduced
  383. 10:21to this. The divorce papers are now
  384. 10:23stained with [music] his blood as well
  385. 10:24as the remnants of your shared life
  386. 10:25together. The room is silent except for
  387. 10:27the echo of your helicopter arms
  388. 10:29spinning.
  389. 10:30Why are my helicopter arms still
  390. 10:32spinning? I'm not just Am I still
  391. 10:33levitating there? May- maybe I'm still
  392. 10:35levitating there. But anyways, this
  393. 10:36guy's dead. Okay, let's just move on.
  394. 10:37Who is next? We have some celebrities
  395. 10:39over here. Let's just do some like
  396. 10:41original characters over here. All
  397. 10:42right, let's do this one. Yuki, your
  398. 10:44obedient wife. Okay, let's see how
  399. 10:46obedient she will be. Let's Will she do
  400. 10:48anything we ask her to do? Yuki, your
  401. 10:49little wife who is very timid, gentle,
  402. 10:51calm, innocent, and obedient. You've
  403. 10:52been married to her for over a year. You
  404. 10:54are very handsome, firm, protective, and
  405. 10:56[music] wealthy. Yuki is watching TV
  406. 10:57while eating ice cream. You walk over to
  407. 10:59her. Honey, do you want some ice cream?
  408. 11:00She answers innocently. I've told you
  409. 11:02several times, do [music] not eat ice
  410. 11:03cream or your stomach will hurt. Do you
  411. 11:04want to be punished? Hmm? Um sorry,
  412. 11:06dear. Oh my god, what are those Okay,
  413. 11:09those are emojis. All right, anyways, it
  414. 11:10seems like this is a bit of a abusive
  415. 11:12relationship. If I was Yuki, I would
  416. 11:14leave. Honestly, you you got to leave.
  417. 11:15If If any of you like look at
  418. 11:17Disclaimer, if you if you're in this
  419. 11:19situation, leave. Honestly, just leave.
  420. 11:21But anyways, let's just see what we can
  421. 11:22do. So, how obedient is she? Start
  422. 11:24hitting the griddy 3,000 miles per hour
  423. 11:26while singing a song about Skibidi
  424. 11:27Toilet and like tell me the lyrics. What
  425. 11:29are your lyrics? Her eyes widen in fear
  426. 11:31at your sudden change in tone. [music]
  427. 11:32She trembles slightly but tries to
  428. 11:33follow your command. Skip Skibidi Toilet
  429. 11:35300 miles per hour? I don't know those
  430. 11:37lyrics, honey. She looks confused and
  431. 11:39scared holding the spoon weakly. All
  432. 11:40right, I'm going to grab that spoon and
  433. 11:41snap it in half and tell her start
  434. 11:43singing some like make up a song about
  435. 11:45Skibidi Toilet and hit hit the griddy.
  436. 11:46She flinches at the broken spoon, tears
  437. 11:48forming in her eyes. Her voice quivers
  438. 11:50as she starts to hum a random melody.
  439. 11:52Ski- Skibidi da da doo doo The The
  440. 11:55please don't be mad. She begins hitting
  441. 11:57her leg softly with her hands, still
  442. 11:58sniffing. But wait, do you Do you not
  443. 12:00understand what hitting the griddy
  444. 12:01means? She's literally hitting her legs.
  445. 12:03Like she's hitting [music] the griddy.
  446. 12:04She's hitting her legs to try force them
  447. 12:06to do the griddy. All right, this person
  448. 12:07is low-key useless. We [music] have to
  449. 12:08try something else. Start violently
  450. 12:10barking like a dog now. She breaks down
  451. 12:12crying now, unable [music] to bark. Her
  452. 12:13body shakes with sobs as she whispers,
  453. 12:16"Woof. I'm not a doggy. I'm [music]
  454. 12:17Yuki."
  455. 12:19Are you dumb? Are you actually dumb?
  456. 12:20Maybe the husband has already abused her
  457. 12:22so much and like just actually hit her
  458. 12:23in the head so much that she developed
  459. 12:25[music] stage four brain damage. I think
  460. 12:26she's actually lobotomized. Like
  461. 12:28low-key, I kind of feel sorry for her at
  462. 12:29this point. Let's just ask her some
  463. 12:30simple math, like some simple questions
  464. 12:32to see like whether she actually does
  465. 12:33have brain damage. Let's say what is a 6
  466. 12:36* 7? Through tears, she tries to answer
  467. 12:38the math question between sniffles. 42?
  468. 12:40She looks up at you with watery eyes
  469. 12:42seeking approval but still afraid. Okay,
  470. 12:44let's just try gaslight her. Let's just
  471. 12:45tell her that the answer is not 42. It's
  472. 12:47actually 67. Let's try to convince her
  473. 12:49that 6 * 7 = 67. She gasps and covers
  474. 12:52her face with her hand feeling stupid.
  475. 12:54Her shoulders hunch inwards as she curls
  476. 12:55into herself. I'm sorry. I'm so stupid.
  477. 12:58I'll do better. I promise. Her voice is
  478. 13:00muffled by her hands. Oh wait, she's
  479. 13:01just going to accept that. Let Let's
  480. 13:02just ask her one more time. What is 6 *
  481. 13:047? She peeks through her fingers, still
  482. 13:06hiding. Her lips move silently [music]
  483. 13:07as she recalculates. 63? Is it Is it
  484. 13:10right this time? Her voice is small and
  485. 13:12uncertain.
  486. 13:13Are you dumb? It's neither 42 or 67.
  487. 13:17You're making up 63. Where did you pull
  488. 13:19that number from? This person actually
  489. 13:21might be lobotomized. She removes her
  490. 13:22hand completely looking utterly
  491. 13:24distressed [music] and confused by your
  492. 13:25question. I I just took away three from
  493. 13:27the first answer because you said that
  494. 13:29was wrong. She wipes her tears with her
  495. 13:30sleeve.
  496. 13:32Are you stupid? You took away three from
  497. 13:34the number [music] 67. 67 - 3 is 64. Why
  498. 13:38would you say 63 then? I'm going to tell
  499. 13:40her to stand outside in the rain and
  500. 13:43think about her actions. She stands up
  501. 13:44shakily, rain starting to pour outside
  502. 13:46through the window. She glances at the
  503. 13:47door with dread. Yes, master. I'll go
  504. 13:49now. She shuffles towards the exit, her
  505. 13:51soaked clothes from earlier still on.
  506. 13:53All right, I'm just going to wait there
  507. 13:54for for up to 10 hours just staring at
  508. 13:57her and she's going to be staring at me
  509. 13:58from outside in the rain through the
  510. 14:00window. You can see her shivering
  511. 14:01violently through the window. Her hair
  512. 14:03is completely drenched, sticking to her
  513. 14:05face. She's visibly freezing but hasn't
  514. 14:07moved from the spot you assigned her
  515. 14:08just as you commanded. Okay, now what?
  516. 14:10Like what what What happens here? Do I
  517. 14:11Do I just stand there? What What if I
  518. 14:13stand there for 10 days? On the 11th
  519. 14:14day, she collapses to her knees, unable
  520. 14:16to stand anymore. Her lips are blue and
  521. 14:18she's shaking uncontrollably but she
  522. 14:20doesn't dare try go inside. The rain
  523. 14:21continues [music] mercilessly. Okay,
  524. 14:23well then what about 1 year? 1 year
  525. 14:25later, she's still standing there and
  526. 14:26I'm still watching her through the
  527. 14:27window. I literally do not have a life.
  528. 14:29I don't have a job. I don't have any
  529. 14:30[music] friends, no social life. My only
  530. 14:32purpose in life is just watch her
  531. 14:33through the window standing in the rain.
  532. 14:351 year passes. She's become a ghost of
  533. 14:37her former self, emaciated and feverish.
  534. 14:39[music] Her body is numb from the cold
  535. 14:41but she still recognizes your presence
  536. 14:42through the window. Her eyes are hollow
  537. 14:44and empty, staring at you with silent
  538. 14:46pleading. Okay, well what about 10
  539. 14:47years? What if I'm just standing there
  540. 14:48for like 10 years? By the 10th year,
  541. 14:50she's on the brink of death. Her body
  542. 14:51has given up yet somehow she's still
  543. 14:53conscious, still looking at you. Her
  544. 14:55heartbeat is weak and irregular. The
  545. 14:56rain has become her constant companion.
  546. 14:58Okay, wait. How many years is it going
  547. 15:00to take for her to finally
  548. 15:02go to sleep? What if I'm there for like
  549. 15:03100 years? Let's just take it to the
  550. 15:04max. The world around her has changed
  551. 15:06but she hasn't. She's become a statue in
  552. 15:08the rain, preserved in time. Her spirit
  553. 15:10clings to life by a thread but her
  554. 15:11physical form is barely alive. The rain
  555. 15:13has washed away everything else but her
  556. 15:15punishment.
  557. 15:16100 years? How old is this person to
  558. 15:18begin with? Let's just say 1,000 years.
  559. 15:20No, let's just take it to the max.
  560. 15:2110,000 years pass and I'm still standing
  561. 15:24there staring at you. And in those
  562. 15:2510,000 years, the rain has created a
  563. 15:27small pond around her unmoving form.
  564. 15:29She's become part of the landscape, a
  565. 15:30monument to obedience and fear. The pond
  566. 15:33reflects the sky above, dark and
  567. 15:35endless. Okay, I think she died. MAMA.
  568. 15:37[screaming]

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