GTA SA Ped Quotes - Young Male Bearded Hillbilly (Countryside) — Transcript

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1. 0:00hey give me some of that beer
2. 0:04my brain's aching for some whiskey
3. 0:07I feel like glass with some boom shine
4. 0:10give me one of them boom shines
5. 0:13all right give me a sip that there bear
6. 0:16hey look where you're walking
7. 0:19damn city Folk don't even know how to
8. 0:21walk right
9. 0:22watch where you walking
10. 0:24you walking like a drunkard
11. 0:26look out jackass I'm late for the donkey
12. 0:29show
13. 0:30I keep moving I gotta get to the damn
14. 0:32[ __ ]
15. 0:33hey you best watch out
16. 0:35hey buddy what the f
17. 0:38uck you get my way I'm gonna bust you up
18. 0:40buddy
19. 0:41smack dab in the middle of the street
20. 0:43well I'll be damned I didn't even see
21. 0:45you there
22. 0:47hey buy me some taters to fry up
23. 0:50damn City fellas they all sane
24. 0:53way home to give my sister a little
25. 0:55fiddling
26. 0:56run on home so I can hump on that pig a
27. 0:58little while
28. 1:00I love me some pig ass
29. 1:03good goddamn I love humping that pig
30. 1:06man that vehicle's a pile of [ __ ]
31. 1:09wouldn't be caught dead in a heap of tin
32. 1:11like that
33. 1:13higher fat ass what are you doing
34. 1:16you're real fat ass ain't you buddy
35. 1:18I lose some weight you fat [ __ ]
36. 1:21that is one hell of a vehicle
37. 1:24I'm fixing to give me a car just like it
38. 1:27hey Philly pretty strong there buddy
39. 1:30I'm some modifying muscles
40. 1:33oh you full of [ __ ]
41. 1:35you rude [ __ ]
42. 1:37hey you [ __ ]
43. 1:39hey I was gonna offer you my sister
44. 1:42hey buddy I was talking to you
45. 1:45get out of my way
46. 1:47hey move it jackass
47. 1:50keep it moving [ __ ]
48. 1:53move it
49. 1:54gonna get
50. 1:56what you waiting for Jackass
51. 2:00I'm gonna run you over like use a
52. 2:01squirrel
53. 2:03come on buddy
54. 2:05gone yeah
55. 2:07what you waiting for you stupid [ __ ]
56. 2:10oh now you're gonna get it
57. 2:12I'm gonna bust your face in for that
58. 2:15you idiot [ __ ]
59. 2:17you dumb [ __ ]
60. 2:19get invested in my car
61. 2:22hey you son [ __ ]
62. 2:24why'd you screw him a ride for
63. 2:27you done busted up my car
64. 2:30you're gonna pay for that
65. 2:32hey he's some [ __ ]
66. 2:35my papa's gonna beat your head in
67. 2:38look at what you did you jerk
68. 2:40I get your damn hands off me
69. 2:43don't touch me you filthy maggot
70. 2:46hey jackass
71. 2:48hey get off of me
72. 2:51Get Your Filthy paws off of me
73. 2:53let go of me
74. 2:55hey buddy let go
75. 2:58let me go
76. 2:59get off of me
77. 3:01somebody stop him
78. 3:04what the hell you think you're doing
79. 3:07go buy your own damn vehicle
80. 3:10someone stop them
81. 3:12jackass
82. 3:14oh hey
83. 3:16didn't think he's gonna get away that
84. 3:18easy did you
85. 3:20almost break your neck good
86. 3:22I'm gonna be spitting on Your Grave
87. 3:24[ __ ]
88. 3:26you best start running you jackass
89. 3:29holy hell he's got a damn pistol
90. 3:32don't shoot that thing to me
91. 3:34look out he's gonna shoot
92. 3:37good God damn he gonna shoot
93. 3:39I didn't do nothing to you don't shoot
94. 3:41me buddy
95. 3:43don't shoot me I love my sister
96. 3:46leave me alone
97. 3:48I can't fight you
98. 3:50this guy wants to punch me
99. 3:53help Paul help me
100. 3:55please Mister no
101. 3:57I gotta get out of here
102. 4:00you better let me out of here
103. 4:02hey what you driving
104. 4:05slow it down [ __ ]
105. 4:07hey will you watch where you're driving
106. 4:10hey buddy slow it down
107. 4:12you're driving like a damn fool
108. 4:15look out you're gonna hurt us
109. 4:18hey there little lady
110. 4:20what you doing sweetheart
111. 4:22other
112. 4:24Feller
113. 4:26you take care now little lady
114. 4:28can't wait to see you again missy
115. 4:31yeah I'll be seeing you
116. 4:33can I see you around fella
117. 4:35bye bye buddy
118. 4:37it's every bit as bad as you say
119. 4:40yeah it is
120. 4:42got that right
121. 4:44you bet you
122. 4:46well hell yeah
123. 4:48I certainly agree
124. 4:51hell now
125. 4:53no way man
126. 4:55gonna get
127. 4:57get lost [ __ ]
128. 4:59leave me alone
129. 5:01hey you ever try to incest
130. 5:04I ever get on a pig
131. 5:06you ever made a pig squeal
132. 5:09I ain't called me a fish nearly weak
133. 5:12whiskey tastes like a come out of Hog's
134. 5:14ass
135. 5:15this town sure is exciting
136. 5:18my sister's rack's best thing inside
137. 5:19Mississippi
138. 5:21I love me some pig [ __ ]
139. 5:23oh sweet Jesus you saved me
140. 5:26oh [ __ ] I thought I was a goner
141. 5:29what the hell
142. 5:31holy [ __ ]
143. 5:34oh hot damn
144. 5:36well I'm damned would you look at that
145. 5:39maybe I'll get me one of those one day
146. 5:42oh hell no that's way too much money
147. 5:45man I can get five of them back home
148. 5:48there you go I'll pay cash
149. 5:51hey you take bacon as payment
150. 5:53how much for this
151. 5:55slow down [ __ ]
152. 5:57slow down [ __ ]
153. 5:59you're a dead man
154. 6:01I'm gonna bust your head in real good
155. 6:05what'd you say about my sister
156. 6:07hey leave my sister out of this
157. 6:10I'm gonna run you over like you use a
158. 6:12squirrel