GTA SA Ped Quotes - White British Male Actor — Transcript

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1. 0:01Look out, mister.
2. 0:02Don't push me.
3. 0:04Come on, look out.
4. 0:07Get off me.
5. 0:08Don't push your luck, son.
6. 0:11Come on, sunshine. Don't start.
7. 0:14Piss off.
8. 0:15You're in the bloody way, mate.
9. 0:18I was on the trumpet last night, son, so
10. 0:19don't start.
11. 0:21I'm trying to make it in the old acting
12. 0:22game.
13. 0:24I was a gangster back home, but now I'm
14. 0:26an actor.
15. 0:27British press ruined me. Never wrote
16. 0:29about me at all.
17. 0:30Multi-talented performer, that's my
18. 0:32game.
19. 0:34Also do tap dancing.
20. 0:36I'm just a cheeky chancer from South
21. 0:38London.
22. 0:39Wow, I'm in Vinewood.
23. 0:42Nobody touches my old ma.
24. 0:44I love fighting. Makes me feel like a
25. 0:46real man.
26. 0:48You look like a proper plonker.
27. 0:50You look bloody stupid.
28. 0:53Did your mum dress you?
29. 0:55You got dressed in the dark, mate.
30. 0:58You got to lose a bit of lard there,
31. 0:59fatty.
32. 1:01You ate all the pies.
33. 1:03You've been on the pies, eh, mate?
34. 1:06You fat bastard.
35. 1:08Have a bloody bath, mate. You bloody
36. 1:10stink.
37. 1:11You smell bloody rotten, mister.
38. 1:14You don't half whiff, mate.
39. 1:16Bloody hell, you smell dreadful.
40. 1:19That's good gear you're wearing. Where'd
41. 1:21you get that?
42. 1:22Mate, I love your clobber.
43. 1:25Nice clobber, mate. Real sharp.
44. 1:28Your body's fantastic.
45. 1:30If I was a bird, mate, I'd jump you.
46. 1:33You look blinding, mate.
47. 1:35You do even more sit-ups than me.
48. 1:38You don't half smell a treat.
49. 1:41Oh, mate, that's a great bit of
50. 1:42aftershave, that.
51. 1:44You smell blinding, mate.
52. 1:46I don't mean anything off, but you smell
53. 1:48great.
54. 1:49Oi, I was talking to you.
55. 1:52You've lost your bloody wanker.
56. 1:55Well, up yours, then, you wanker.
57. 1:58You rude, bloody bastard.
58. 2:00Take it that way, moody [clears throat]
59. 2:02bastard.
60. 2:03I was just being nice.
61. 2:05I was just trying to talk.
62. 2:07I didn't mean nothing by it, mate.
63. 2:10Piss off then.
64. 2:12Up yours then.
65. 2:14Come on, boy. Serve me up.
66. 2:16I need some bugle right back, boy.
67. 2:19Oh, come on, mate. I got to score.
68. 2:21I'm trying to score here. Come on.
69. 2:24No skanking now, mate.
70. 2:26Hey, mate. Give us a bit of trumpet,
71. 2:27mate. Come on.
72. 2:30Hey, chum. You're in our old way.
73. 2:32Hey, dude. I'M LATE FOR AN AUDITION.
74. 2:35You're blocking my way, yank.
75. 2:38Come on, mate. Get a move on.
76. 2:41Move, mate.
77. 2:43Mate, come on. Shifty, shifty.
78. 2:46Move, you wanker.
79. 2:48Move your blooming ass.
80. 2:50Hey, get a move on.
81. 2:53You bloody yank. Move.
82. 2:56Not a bike. It's a penis substitute.
83. 2:59Not the bike.
84. 3:01Hey, I just bought this.
85. 3:04Oh, mister.
86. 3:06Oh, you wanker.
87. 3:09You can't hit me. I'm an actor.
88. 3:12Careful, mate. I've got an audition.
89. 3:15HELP.
90. 3:17OH, YOU PRAT.
91. 3:19YOU STUPID PRAT.
92. 3:22You thick yank.
93. 3:24I warn you. I know how to box.
94. 3:27Hands off, mate.
95. 3:29Hands off.
96. 3:31Get off.
97. 3:33YOU CHEEKY BASTARD. GET OFF.
98. 3:36GET GET OFF ME.
99. 3:38LAY OFF, MATE.
100. 3:40GET YOUR MITTS OFF ME.
101. 3:42WANKER.
102. 3:44PISS OFF.
103. 3:46GET GET AWAY FROM THE MOTOR.
104. 3:48PISS OFF, YOU SEPTIC BASTARD.
105. 3:51You thieving pillock.
106. 3:54Oh, come on, you ponce. Give it back.
107. 3:57BOLLOCKS.
108. 3:59MY MOTOR. I've been robbed.
109. 4:02That's all I've injured, my motor.
110. 4:05Mate, I needed that car.
111. 4:08Mate, give me that back.
112. 4:11That is well uncool, mate.
113. 4:14That's all I've injured, my motor.
114. 4:16Call my agent. I NEED A NEW JAM JAR.
115. 4:20CALL THE BLOODY BUSES. I'VE BEEN ROBBED.
116. 4:24COME ON, WANKER. Come on.
117. 4:26Oi, mate. GIVE IT SOME.
118. 4:29COME ON, THEN.
119. 4:31LOOK, MATE. I CAN HANDLE MYSELF.
120. 4:34You're out of your depth, mate.
121. 4:36You're messing with a real man now.
122. 4:38I'LL SMASH YOU IN HALF, MATEY.
123. 4:41I'M GOING TO CREAM YOU, SUNSHINE.
124. 4:44OH, YOU BLOODY YANK.
125. 4:47IS THAT ALL YOU GOT, YOU BLOODY YANK?
126. 4:50YOU'RE MESSING WITH A LONDONER, SOUTH
127. 4:51LONDON.
128. 4:53I'M JUST AN ACTOR. I DIDN'T mean
129. 4:55nothing.
130. 4:56I don't do death scenes.
131. 4:59DON'T SHOOT. I'M A LONDONER.
132. 5:01Call the bloody embassy.
133. 5:04HELP ME, MOTHER.
134. 5:06YOU BLOODY MANIAC.
135. 5:09PLEASE, MATE. NO.
136. 5:11Not on my wages, mate. Not on my wages.
137. 5:14Get off of me, you prat.
138. 5:16Look out, mate.
139. 5:18Oi, wanker. Look out.
140. 5:21YOU UPSTART COLONIAL PRATS.
141. 5:24I'M AN ACTOR, MATE. NOT A BOLLARD.
142. 5:27USE YOUR EYES.
143. 5:29YOU NEARLY RAN ME OVER, YOU PRAT.
144. 5:33HI, BABE.
145. 5:34HI, excuse me, love.
146. 5:36Excuse me.
147. 5:38Oi, love. A word.
148. 5:41Hi there, son.
149. 5:42All right, mate.
150. 5:44OI, SUNSHINE.
151. 5:46OI, GUV'NOR.
152. 5:49You ever been down South London?
153. 5:51You ever been to South London? Richmond?
154. 5:54You ever been in the old Liberty City
155. 5:56way, mate?
156. 5:57You seen that Five Uncles show?
157. 6:00I hate authority.
158. 6:02I cannot bear criticism.
159. 6:04This town is full of mugs.
160. 6:07I hate reading. I I can't do it.
161. 6:10I love working out.
162. 6:12I love that new How It's a Flick.
163. 6:15I love America.
164. 6:17This town is blinding.
165. 6:19Bloody shot, I know.
166. 6:21Bloody liberty, isn't it?
167. 6:24What a load of bollocks.
168. 6:26Taking the piss.
169. 6:28I know, what a load of bollocks.
170. 6:31You better believe it.
171. 6:33Yeah, bloody marvelous.
172. 6:36Better bloody believe it.
173. 6:38Top drawer, that one.
174. 6:40Nah, not this boy right here.
175. 6:43Nah, not me. I'm from South London.
176. 6:46Nah, just a cockney making it in the
177. 6:47acting game.
178. 6:49Not on your life.
179. 6:51Rest your cake hole there. Shut it.
180. 6:54Oh, shut your noise, mate.
181. 6:56Enough now. Shut it.
182. 6:59Nah, not now, mate. Stop bending me,
183. 7:00hero.
184. 7:02Enough now with that
185. 7:04Bye, love.
186. 7:06See you later, treacle.
187. 7:08Bye, treacle.
188. 7:10See you, gorgeous.
189. 7:12Yeah, see you later.
190. 7:14Latas.
191. 7:15Oh, safe, mate. Safe.
192. 7:18Be safe, son.
193. 7:20Am I going to be all right, mate?
194. 7:23Call me Omar, please.
195. 7:25You're a real life saver.
196. 7:28This place is shafted.
197. 7:30Stone the crows.
198. 7:33You flipping psychopath.
199. 7:37Card.
200. 7:39Come on. Give us a card.
201. 7:41Come on, card.
202. 7:43Give me one of the old cards there.
203. 7:45Hit me.
204. 7:46Did I say stick?
205. 7:49I'm good.
206. 7:50I'm good. I'm good.
207. 7:52I'm sorted.
208. 7:54Stay.
209. 7:56I'm like a picking
210. 7:58I'm cool.
211. 7:59Nah, no more.
212. 8:02Ah,
213. 8:04That is
214. 8:06Bollocks, that is.
215. 8:08Oh, wanker.
216. 8:11I've only gone and busted myself.
217. 8:13I WIN.
218. 8:15YES.
219. 8:17I'M A RICH MAN, RICH.
220. 8:20I'm a bloody champion.
221. 8:22Get in there, my son.
222. 8:25Yeah, tasty.
223. 8:27Yeah, yeah, nice one, son.
224. 8:29Blinding.
225. 8:31Blinding.
226. 8:33One for the team, mate. Nice one.
227. 8:35Quality. Well played.
228. 8:38Come on, you mugs.
229. 8:41My rent depends on this.
230. 8:43I might have to sell myself again.
231. 8:45Come on, black.
232. 8:47Bollocks. Come on.
233. 8:50I'm down a ton already.
234. 8:52BLINDING.
235. 8:54FANTASTIC.
236. 8:56OH, YES, MY SON.
237. 8:59LOOK AT ME NOW, A WINNER.
238. 9:02I'M A CHAMPION.
239. 9:05YOU BAG MACHINE, PAY ME.
240. 9:08LIKE THE market back home.
241. 9:10Wow, blinding.
242. 9:12Bloody terrible.
243. 9:14God, what a load of
244. 9:17That's right up my alleyway, that one.
245. 9:20That's right up my street.
246. 9:22That'll make me look tough.
247. 9:24Look at the price on that.
248. 9:27I'll take one of them.
249. 9:28Yes, please, this.
250. 9:30How much is this?
251. 9:32Cash all right there.
252. 9:34Come on, I ain't got all day.
253. 9:37Taxi!
254. 9:38Oi, cab, over here, son. I ain't got all
255. 9:40day.
256. 9:41Oi, cab, over here.
257. 9:44Oh, mate, come on. Let me go.
258. 9:47Please, don't don't hurt me.
259. 9:50Come on, sunshine. Play fair.
260. 9:53Come on, old boy. I'VE GOT TO DASH.
261. 9:56I'VE REALLY GOT TO GO HOME NOW.
262. 9:58HAVE A bloody bath, mate. You bloody
263. 10:00stink.