GTA SA Ped Quotes - Oriental Street Girl w/ Yellow Top — Transcript

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1. 0:01Um, excuse me. Hey, my shirt's getting
2. 0:05tangled.
3. 0:06Oh no. Watch it. I'm having a bad day.
4. 0:11Watch it. I'm having a bad day.
5. 0:14Watch it, freak.
6. 0:18Son of a
7. 0:22Damn it. You want a piece of me? Out of
8. 0:26my way. Don't spill my grin.
9. 0:30You stink,
10. 0:32bastard.
11. 0:33Hey, um, do that again.
12. 0:37Oh, that felt kind of good.
13. 0:40My car moves itself while I go shopping.
14. 0:43I like wearing mascara and crying a lot.
15. 0:46My shrink says it's good to talk to
16. 0:47strangers.
17. 0:49I've thought about slitting my wrists.
18. 0:52Don't you hate it when you order fried
19. 0:53eggs and they're runny? In Hawaii, they
20. 0:56put pineapples on pizza. I'm making a
21. 0:59sculpture from men's underwear. I
22. 1:01actually throw clay at the wheel. I'm
23. 1:04trying to start a band. The government
24. 1:07puts implants in our next aliens are
25. 1:10talking to me on my car radio. Two
26. 1:13words: soap, water. What's that cologne?
27. 1:17OD to cesspool.
28. 1:19You ever hear of a shower?
29. 1:22Move it, fat ass. Let me guess. You ate
30. 1:25fat for breakfast.
31. 1:27Fat ass.
32. 1:29[snorts] Save the wallpaper for the
33. 1:31walls. Okay. Yep. You were stupid in the
34. 1:3490s, too.
35. 1:36Hate tattoos.
36. 1:38Let me get a little whiff of the magic
37. 1:40you're wearing. Come closer and let me
38. 1:42smell you, baby.
39. 1:45Musky.
40. 1:47Your cologne is rocking my world. Your
41. 1:51body is chiseled like a Michelangelo.
42. 1:54I'd like to try your triceps.
43. 1:57You need an S on your t-shirt.
44. 2:00Those tattoos are so deep.
45. 2:03Tattoos get me so hot and bothered.
46. 2:06I've got a thing about men with tattoos.
47. 2:09There's something extra about men with
48. 2:10tattoos.
49. 2:12What am I, Chop Sueie?
50. 2:14What's the matter? Don't you like me?
51. 2:17Yeah. Have a great day,
52. 2:20How messed up are you,
53. 2:24Ask me if I care.
54. 2:27As if I care. Eat me. Whatever.
55. 2:33Bored now.
56. 2:35You can get a beer for a nickel in
57. 2:37Prague. I like coming here better than
58. 2:40therapy. I'm just waiting for my therapy
59. 2:42appointment.
60. 2:44Ever tried a grin and tonic?
61. 2:46The government thinks I'm at class. This
62. 2:49is one of the only places that they
63. 2:51can't watch you. Do you have something
64. 2:53for a headache? What are you holding? My
65. 2:57scripts just ran out. What do you have
66. 2:59for me? You've got to help me. I need to
67. 3:02pick me up bad. What do you have that
68. 3:04mixes with grin? Upper downer? No.
69. 3:08Upper.
70. 3:11Oh no, my car is going to overheat.
71. 3:14Where's my grin? Where's my grin? Why
72. 3:17did I have to take the shortcut?
73. 3:19I'm going to be late. Late. late. Hope I
74. 3:23brought enough cassettes to listen to.
75. 3:26The band is going to start without me.
76. 3:28I've got to get out of here. Get going.
77. 3:31Get going. This piece of jalapy
78. 3:34won't make it. That wheelchain could
79. 3:37make a great necklace.
80. 3:39Another rip in my jeans.
81. 3:42Good thing I wore my combat boots today.
82. 3:46I've got to get tetanus shots.
83. 3:49Where did you come from?
84. 3:51You could have just asked me out.
85. 3:54So, this is the end.
86. 3:56I'm sorry about the puppies.
87. 3:59Why always me?
88. 4:02Mom, I'm sorry I lied to you.
89. 4:05Daddy never loved me.
90. 4:08Now they'll be sorry they laughed at me.
91. 4:11Maybe I can be rescued.
92. 4:14People better come to my funeral.
93. 4:17This is so rock and roll.
94. 4:20I'm getting out of this screwed up
95. 4:21country. I have a heart condition.
96. 4:25Oh, I'm going to have a seizure.
97. 4:28Please, I'm going to get sick. Who sent
98. 4:32you? Who? My dad's a movie agent.
99. 4:37My cassettes.
100. 4:39But I'm a Democrat.
101. 4:42Oh Not again.
102. 4:45Why always me?
103. 4:47This is the third time this year.
104. 4:50Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Wait. My grin
105. 4:54pills are in there.
106. 4:56Wait. You want free basketball tickets?
107. 4:59Get your ghetto hands off my car. You
108. 5:03don't want this piece of Really? I
109. 5:06had a dream about this last night. Thank
110. 5:09god I'm rid of the piece of It's
111. 5:12almost out of gas.
112. 5:14I'm calling the cops, you bastard.
113. 5:17My car is my only friend.
114. 5:20You son of a Get out of there. I
115. 5:24need to call my shrink.
116. 5:26Let me out. No, not you. This is a great
117. 5:29idea for a poem.
118. 5:32This is so Edgar Allan Poe. I might get
119. 5:35some cool scars.
120. 5:37Damn, no matches.
121. 5:40Where's my redwoods?
122. 5:43I was going to commit suicide this
123. 5:44morning.
124. 5:46Why did I have to buy power windows?
125. 5:50Hit me. You'll be doing me a favor. My
126. 5:53shrink says I need to assert myself.
127. 5:56Ooh, I've been waiting to do this.
128. 5:59Die, you
129. 6:02I'm taking you to hell with me. Hey, I
130. 6:05got nothing to live for. You want some?
131. 6:08I'll give you some. I took self-defense
132. 6:12classes.
133. 6:13Now I'm glad I brought those
134. 6:14self-defense classes.
135. 6:17You think I'm just going to drop dead?
136. 6:19I'm going to puke
137. 6:22my pills. Got to find my pills. This is
138. 6:26a nightmare.
139. 6:27Don't kill me. I can't believe I'm going
140. 6:30to die.
141. 6:32Why didn't I take the car? This sucks so
142. 6:35bad.
143. 6:37Why didn't I take the car? I'm getting
144. 6:40out of this screwed up country.
145. 6:43Dangerous men excite me. Don't you think
146. 6:46I'm cute?
147. 6:47At least don't take my grin. Glad I
148. 6:50refilled my prescription.
149. 6:53Hey, I'm not the man.
150. 6:56Hold it. Don't hit me.
151. 6:58Leave me alone.
152. 7:00What kind of freak tries to hit a girl?
153. 7:04Whoa. Are you on crack?
154. 7:06There must be a riot. Wait. Go hit
155. 7:10the sane girls.
156. 7:12You want my wallet?
157. 7:14Oh boy,
158. 7:16this sucks.
159. 7:19Hey man, I'm glad to see you. What's
160. 7:23going on?
161. 7:25Hi.
162. 7:28Give me a hug.
163. 7:30It's been so long.
164. 7:33Are those Aerys sneakers?
165. 7:35Is that Aerys you're wearing? Have you
166. 7:38driven to the casino? Do you like
167. 7:41dancing in the dark? I think today sucks
168. 7:43the royal moose My horoscope said
169. 7:47today would be good. As if things
170. 7:49couldn't get any more worse.
171. 7:52I guess that's cool.
172. 7:54Yeah, that really is the worst thing
173. 7:56ever.
174. 7:58Yep, that's a train wreck. All right.
175. 8:01I thought things really couldn't get any
176. 8:02worse. I'd rather hang out with
177. 8:05cheerleaders.
178. 8:07That is so filthy.
179. 8:09Okay, things can't get any worse for me.
180. 8:13Yeah, why not?
181. 8:15I think not. That's a negative, chief.
182. 8:19That's just plain silly.
183. 8:22No way, you geek.
184. 8:24UFOs are easier to follow than that. And
185. 8:27I might shoot missiles from my bra, too.
186. 8:31Pa,
187. 8:33I have no time for this. I've got to be
188. 8:36somewhere.
189. 8:38Have fun.
190. 8:40So long, chief.
191. 8:42Don't stay away too long. Till next
192. 8:45time.
193. 8:46Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
194. 8:50Great. Yay.
195. 8:53You should have just left me for dead.
196. 8:56Why did you even bother,
197. 8:59I suppose you want me to thank you,
198. 9:00right?
199. 9:02Well, I guess sometimes movie endings
200. 9:04are real.
201. 9:06[screaming]
202. 9:08I'm going to have an asthma attack. I'm
203. 9:11going to have an asthma attack.
204. 9:14My heart. Now this is different.
205. 9:18Ooh, exciting.
206. 9:20I love shopping.
207. 9:23It's fun to just walk around and dream.
208. 9:26Looking at stuff to buy relaxes me. I
209. 9:29wouldn't mind trying the all purchase
210. 9:30lifestyle.
211. 9:32Do you guys have sleeping pills and
212. 9:33razors?
213. 9:35These should come in black. All in
214. 9:37black. Do you have these in black lace?
215. 9:41My therapist says I should buy that.
216. 9:44I'll just buy that then. It'll be good
217. 9:45for me. I want it. Please. I'll take
218. 9:49that. Please. I'll take it. Chief, I
219. 9:53must buy this. Hey, taxi. Over here.
220. 9:58Look at me. Cabbie. Look at me. We want
221. 10:01a ride. And so do I.
222. 10:04I feel a bender coming on. Just get out
223. 10:07of here. Just don't hit anything.
224. 10:10It's a blood bath.
225. 10:12You've mentally scarred me.
226. 10:15I'll need more therapy now.
227. 10:18It's a nightmare.
228. 10:21Go back to middle school. I hope no one
229. 10:24saw me in here. Worst cab driver ever.
230. 10:28Thanks, I think.
231. 10:31Hope to ride you again.
232. 10:34Okay, I enjoyed that. Here's something
233. 10:37extra.
234. 10:38Oh no, my car is going to overheat.