GTA SA Ped Quotes - Old Male Hillbilly w/ Red Shirt (Countryside) — Transcript

Full transcript

1. 0:00you got any boom shine back there
2. 0:03give me a shot to take the taste away
3. 0:07Light Em Up
4. 0:08I got all the brains in our family
5. 0:11gonna try and numb my whole head
6. 0:14I'm getting carried out tonight
7. 0:17hey
8. 0:19watch it
9. 0:20watch out
10. 0:22you got a problem buddy
11. 0:24got something to say
12. 0:27well don't mind me
13. 0:29oops sorry
14. 0:31my fault
15. 0:33what a pleasure is mine
16. 0:35not a problem
17. 0:37easy down
18. 0:39well excuse me
19. 0:41get off the damn way
20. 0:44I'm the only one with the brains
21. 0:47brain skipped the rest of our family
22. 0:50I only wish I knew what was what
23. 0:53Brothers dumb pause feeble-minded
24. 0:56cousin Jerry born without a head
25. 0:59don't know the world ain't that
26. 1:02do this and do that
27. 1:04catfish got bigger brains
28. 1:07Luke got his head stuck in a bottle
29. 1:10Ben sawed his own legs off
30. 1:13you listening to me boy
31. 1:16you need your ears syringed
32. 1:18your ears full of possum wax
33. 1:21trim your ear hair
34. 1:23clean your ears boy
35. 1:26you impolite or something boy
36. 1:28what's the matter boy what's the matter
37. 1:30with you boy
38. 1:31get out the donway
39. 1:34move your fat ass
40. 1:36get a move along now
41. 1:39move dagnabbit
42. 1:41what's the dawn hold up
43. 1:43You Got Mud for brains
44. 1:48slow down
45. 1:50holy catfish
46. 1:52jumping lungfish
47. 1:54what the dang
48. 1:56what the hell
49. 1:58oh
50. 2:00holy smoke
51. 2:02what the hey
52. 2:04stop got it
53. 2:05oh my bum hip
54. 2:08are you blind
55. 2:10you boss odd loon
56. 2:13you maniac
57. 2:14what's wrong with you
58. 2:16I'm coming over there
59. 2:19but in flaming tarnation
60. 2:21crazy ass
61. 2:23you dumb you
62. 2:25you possum brain cool
63. 2:27are you on the Moonshine
64. 2:30damn Yankee
65. 2:32hey what the Flaming
66. 2:34hey whoa there
67. 2:36hold your horses
68. 2:38this ain't the way
69. 2:41get off me you ugly grizzly
70. 2:43this is my livelihood
71. 2:46I got a large family
72. 2:49unhand me you vomit
73. 2:51don't take my livelihood
74. 2:54oh Lord this ain't happening
75. 2:56you won't get far
76. 2:59you're going about this all wrong
77. 3:01oh hey ow
78. 3:04who the heck are you
79. 3:06treat her good she's temperamental
80. 3:09I had that car for 10 years now
81. 3:12you've got me pissed now
82. 3:15just my dang luck
83. 3:18but not again
84. 3:20you come right back this minute
85. 3:22I ain't finished talking to you
86. 3:25pesky rotten I don't know what
87. 3:28I'm gonna get the hounds on you
88. 3:31good riddance to the rust bucket
89. 3:33get the hell out of my car
90. 3:36oh no you don't
91. 3:38come here you pesky vomit
92. 3:41I gotcha
93. 3:43what goes around comes around
94. 3:45I ain't finished yet
95. 3:48thought you could get away huh
96. 3:51I'm fast for an old timer
97. 3:53you picked it wrong all the time my boy
98. 3:56two black guys coming right up
99. 3:59gonna stuff and bake you
100. 4:02all right put him up
101. 4:04put up your Dawn Dukes
102. 4:06you had this coming
103. 4:09holy moly
104. 4:11buy some
105. 4:13Sly coyote
106. 4:15like that is it
107. 4:17more than I can handle
108. 4:19run like a skinny lizard
109. 4:21head for the Hills
110. 4:23oh hello ma'am
111. 4:25how do you do
112. 4:27hi there
113. 4:29howdy
114. 4:30hello
115. 4:32how you doing
116. 4:34Time To Shimmy bye bye you sweet thing
117. 4:38bye bye you little pumpkin
118. 4:40all right get out of here
119. 4:42be off with you
120. 4:44get along now
121. 4:46just talking
122. 4:48just saying
123. 4:50was fine by me
124. 4:52whatever you say
125. 4:54ain't too friendly
126. 4:56yeah that's real polite
127. 4:58yeah it's the pits ain't it
128. 5:01oh hell yeah it's a pig's ear
129. 5:04uh-huh it's all that makes me want to
130. 5:06hate
131. 5:07yes sorry it's hog swaddle
132. 5:10oh yeah it's darn exciting
133. 5:12makes me feel 10 years younger
134. 5:15it's always a case fan
135. 5:18no I've never had the opportunity
136. 5:20never crossed my mind
137. 5:23no no I don't think so
138. 5:25don't concern me
139. 5:27stop blabbering
140. 5:29hush your Yankee mouth
141. 5:32have you seen what the pig blocks can do
142. 5:35ever tried to kill your whole family
143. 5:37ever woke up and wished you was dead
144. 5:40have you tried eating human flesh before
145. 5:44oh it's bad ain't it
146. 5:46looks like the economy is screwed again
147. 5:49it's a crying shame my wife died happy
148. 5:52this pig box is ruined the local economy
149. 5:56oh it's a glorious day
150. 5:58been a good year for corn
151. 6:01it's good ain't it
152. 6:03I'm happy to be alive
153. 6:06thank you very much young man
154. 6:08thank you very much thank you
155. 6:11you saved my life
156. 6:13more work for the Undertaker
157. 6:15didn't know him don't care
158. 6:18holding that
159. 6:20another for the hill
160. 6:22dropping like flies
161. 6:25need an ax I'm twine
162. 6:28detergent in a scrubbing brush
163. 6:31something to remove blood
164. 6:33shovel and some plastic sheets
165. 6:36rat poison and some tape
166. 6:39could you cancel pause magazines
167. 6:42I bet you won't be coming into town no
168. 6:44more
169. 6:45no I'll pay cash
170. 6:48oh nothing just some home improvements
171. 6:51you look like my dead wire
172. 6:53where you plan on going
173. 6:56you want to go to the movies or
174. 6:57something
175. 6:58there's a nice spot up yonder
176. 7:01and don't talk to many city folks
177. 7:04hey watch the road down boy
178. 7:06you want to run or something
179. 7:08the law after you boy
180. 7:11slow the heck down there
181. 7:13you got mud from brains