GTA SA Ped Quotes - Hispanic Young Rich Man w/ White Shirt — Transcript

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1. 0:01Hey, you got something to say? Get away,
2. 0:04fly scum. Hey,
3. 0:07watch it. Get off of me. Off, mangy dog.
4. 0:11Hey, get a cane. Want me to whip your
5. 0:14ass? What the hell? What are you,
6. 0:18Scottish,
7. 0:20bastard?
8. 0:21Don't contaminate my jacket, douchebag.
9. 0:24Hey, your sister wanted more foreplay.
10. 0:27Better get on your knees right now. You
11. 0:29almost stepped on my Edgars.
12. 0:32Don't touch my crowix, Dumbo.
13. 0:35Wow. Easy, elephant boy. And who are
14. 0:38you? What do we have here? Oh, look. A
15. 0:43poor person. Is that hazard or fish
16. 0:46syrup I'm smelling? Yeah. Yeah, you love
17. 0:49me. You'll never be rich as me. What can
18. 0:52I add to my collection of fine things?
19. 0:55It's hard to shop when you have
20. 0:57everything.
21. 0:58Cheap looks like and smells like
22. 1:00cheap Is that a car? Is that a
23. 1:04shopping cart? Hey, that car looks like
24. 1:07a donkey. Your car looks like a
25. 1:10Take the bus instead.
26. 1:13Your outfit sucks.
27. 1:15That's not close. Are you on welfare?
28. 1:19You look like a clown.
29. 1:21Who dressed you? Your mother? Hey, my
30. 1:24pet. Get a haircut.
31. 1:27That looks like my dog's hair. Your head
32. 1:30get caught in a fan. How much did that
33. 1:33haircut cost? Nice ride, man. If you
34. 1:37drop dead, I'll adopt your car. Nice
35. 1:40threads.
36. 1:41You break into my closet. Competition is
37. 1:44good. Looking smooth, at looking smooth.
38. 1:49I like your hair. Nice hair, lover boy.
39. 1:53Nice queef, man. Nice $100 haircut.
40. 1:57Fine then. Yeah, whatever.
41. 2:01Ah, you're breaking my heart. What are
42. 2:04you, a dog? you ignorant bastard.
43. 2:08God forgot to give you brains, huh?
44. 2:11Yeah, keep walking.
45. 2:13Nice talking to you. Fine, be that way.
46. 2:17No need to be rude. Waste of air is what
47. 2:20you are. What's up your sewage pipe? I
48. 2:24wouldn't let you clean my toilet.
49. 2:26Yeah, I'm just killing time here. You're
50. 2:30in my way. Uh, you're in my way. Don't
51. 2:34make me make a phone call. Don't waste
52. 2:37my time. Can we fast forward your life,
53. 2:40please? Baboso, move it, will you? Your
54. 2:45brain stopped working.
55. 2:47Holy Oh, great.
56. 2:52This is great. You idiot.
57. 2:56Pa,
58. 2:57it is not happening.
59. 2:59You are so dead. Cabon,
60. 3:02you, my man, are fish. Comida,
61. 3:05you stay right there. Get your dirty
62. 3:09hands off me. Off, off, off.
63. 3:13Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, get your greasy
64. 3:16paws off me. Essay. Hey, hey, watch the
65. 3:20area. Hey, hey, watch the area.
66. 3:24Don't you touch my suit aso?
67. 3:27Cara, do you know how much the suit was?
68. 3:31Touch my shoes, I'll bite your nose off.
69. 3:33Get off me, Ba. Hey, no need to be
70. 3:36rough. You're going to be in
71. 3:39your pants in 10 minutes.
72. 3:43You piece of Holy
73. 3:47You're dead. You're dead. Start digging
74. 3:50your grave.
75. 3:52My boys will find you in an hour. Enjoy
76. 3:55the ride before my boys find you. You
77. 3:58stop breathing in 10 minutes.
78. 4:01Screw this city. If you spill anything
79. 4:04on the seat, I'll kill you nice and
80. 4:07slow.
81. 4:08I hope your sister doesn't smell, man.
82. 4:11I'm not letting you touch me. I'm not
83. 4:14getting dirty for this. No way. Try that
84. 4:17with my lawyer,
85. 4:19I'm not even dealing with this today.
86. 4:22You loca, this isn't worth it. Somebody
87. 4:24get that dog neutered. My face is way
88. 4:27too important. Take the gun away from
89. 4:30that guy. Who gave a gun to the
90. 4:32I don't need this No, my
91. 4:36wallet. That's my money, man. I got
92. 4:40pictures in there. Come back here. Just
93. 4:44give me back the wallet. Coming after
94. 4:46you. I'll find you.
95. 4:49Ah,
96. 4:51my eyes.
97. 4:54Call the doctor.
98. 4:56What the hell, you dead punk? Is this
99. 4:59oilbased
100. 5:02Hey, what did you do to my suit? Look at
101. 5:04this. This is my jacket.
102. 5:07Whoa,
103. 5:08not so fast, fool. Too close, babe.
104. 5:13Careful, ass cake. Watch it. Hey. Hey,
105. 5:17hey, hey,
106. 5:19watch it, beef man. Watch the sue
107. 5:23padrejo.
108. 5:27Nice work, Piglet. Hello, Mariposa.
109. 5:31Hola, Chica. Greetings, Mamora.
110. 5:35Sir, Pes, what's going on? Fellas,
111. 5:40have you ever done time? Ever had too
112. 5:43much sex you went blind? Ever tried
113. 5:45smelling your taint? Rusty brown tastes
114. 5:48like dolphin brain. Burger shop fries
115. 5:51making me burp all night. Fur burger
116. 5:54looks like a flat ass. I love champagne.
117. 5:58I always buy a decock. I'm digging that
118. 6:01new cologne. I love the smell of a $100
119. 6:04bill. it's painful.
120. 6:08Yeah, it's bad. World is like a used
121. 6:11condom.
122. 6:12Sad and true. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
123. 6:16Oh, yeah, baby. Yes, of course.
124. 6:21Sure.
125. 6:22Thank Helmet I haven't. Never had a need
126. 6:25myself.
127. 6:27No way.
128. 6:28Not in a million dog years. Do you live
129. 6:31in a toilet? Stay away from me, Capron.
130. 6:35What's your problem? Get away from me.
131. 6:38Out of my sight, dummy. Goodbye,
132. 6:40beautiful. It's been a pleasure.
133. 6:44It's killing me to let you go. Be good,
134. 6:47brother. Later, Gator. See you, man.
135. 6:51Keep it real. Adios.
136. 6:55Oh, thank you. Holy mother of Ganaria.
137. 7:00I knew I was related to Jesus. We've got
138. 7:03plenty of insurance.
139. 7:05Jesus.
140. 7:07What the Oh, man.
141. 7:09Wow. Unbelievable.
142. 7:12Oh my god.
143. 7:15Holy marijuana. You see that? That's
144. 7:18what I call a waste. Taxi.
145. 7:21Hey, taxi. Mr. Big Tipper here over here
146. 7:25in the $2,000 suit. Let's go. Step on
147. 7:30it. Come on. Come on. Time's money.
148. 7:33Money's meat. Hurry up. Taxi driver.
149. 7:37Don't have all day here. Snail head.
150. 7:39Where'd you learn to drive?
151. 7:42Try not to let the blood splash my way.
152. 7:43All right. I'm going to be pissed if
153. 7:46there's blood in my hair. Was that a
154. 7:48speed bump? You just hit them. That's
155. 7:52going to slow us down. Bastard.
156. 7:56Forget this freaking PCP cab. I'm never
157. 7:59riding in a taxi again. I don't want to
158. 8:02puke on my expensive jacket. I'll send
159. 8:05you the tip in the mail. Nicely done.
160. 8:08What a shock.
161. 8:10Didn't know you could do it. Smooth,
162. 8:13baby. Very smooth. Don't insult me.
163. 8:16That's for you. Hey, I'm impressed.
164. 8:18Lover boy. Keep the change, brother. You
165. 8:22have no idea what you're getting into.
166. 8:25Where the hell do you think you're
167. 8:26going?
168. 8:28Stop the car. You're making a mistake.
169. 8:33All this is good. Mui bueno.
170. 8:36Not a good idea, amigo.
171. 8:38You'll be good with this. Take care of
172. 8:41her. Treat my lady with TLC, amigo. My
173. 8:45lady likes it nice and smooth. Try not
174. 8:48to touch her too much. All right, my
175. 8:50man. Nice job. Thanks, dude. Gracias,
176. 8:56man. Maybe you'll come back and work for
177. 8:58me someday.
178. 9:00What the hell?
179. 9:02What the hell's going on here? Do you
180. 9:05have anything to say? What do you do to
181. 9:08my car? I can't believe this. Should I
182. 9:12just kill you now? Don't make me make a
183. 9:15phone call.