GTA SA Ped Quotes - Cowboy Farmer (Countryside) — Transcript
Full transcript
- 0:00hey watch where you're going
- 0:03what are you looking at
- 0:05excuse me sir
- 0:07we got manners out here
- 0:09hey there's plenty of room
- 0:12this ain't the big city mister
- 0:14watch yourself
- 0:16fine there's a bat
- 0:18Stranger in Town
- 0:20look out mister
- 0:22keep your mind on the Here and Now
- 0:25rude city boy
- 0:27gonna pick me some cotton flowers
- 0:30meeting Josie Lee up the barn dance
- 0:33granddaddy done got me in trouble again
- 0:36making hay and making whooping
- 0:39Tower man sure leaves a sore head
- 0:42Paul's been out of that still for a week
- 0:43now
- 0:45Paul blow herself up with that boom
- 0:47shine
- 0:48gonna go shoot me some raccoon
- 0:51poor boy I got a catty Wonka car
- 0:53look at the getaway again
- 0:56more rust and Trust
- 0:59you wouldn't get a trade-in for an ass
- 1:02hey look at the Scarecrow
- 1:04been dragged through our patch
- 1:07hey mister been sleeping in a ditch
- 1:10dress for Casper's wrestling mister
- 1:12look at that fat ass
- 1:15look at how big that guy is
- 1:17look at that fat guy
- 1:20that guy wasn't that Grandma
- 1:22I gotta get you a hog hauler
- 1:25wow Mister you got a sweet ride
- 1:28I ain't never seen a jalopy so proud
- 1:31hot dog and now there's a sweet ride
- 1:34look at that ride
- 1:37look at Mr city slicker
- 1:40how we look at Mr fancy pants
- 1:43you getting married mister
- 1:46dress for his own funeral
- 1:48you've been hoisting Bales mister
- 1:50look at that boy's muscles
- 1:53you ain't shy of a day's work
- 1:55hey you fancy wrestling in molasses
- 1:58death is a post
- 2:00def is death does
- 2:02got cotton in your ears
- 2:04nobody home
- 2:06attitude
- 2:08are you deaf or just short boy
- 2:11hey buddy fix that hearing aid
- 2:13what's your problem
- 2:15hey I'm trying to get to Market
- 2:18get a move on go on get
- 2:21what you doing there mister
- 2:23what y'all hanging around foe
- 2:26it done and got my way
- 2:28get out the road there
- 2:30get the hell out of the way boy
- 2:33what in the hell is the matter with you
- 2:35boy
- 2:36oh my God
- 2:39oh darn got it
- 2:41Papa Paul's gonna be mad
- 2:44I had this car 10 years
- 2:48you can't get parts for this no more
- 2:51Josie Lee won't make out in a wreck
- 2:54damn crazy city slicker
- 2:57holy moly
- 2:59what in tarnation
- 3:01hot damn
- 3:03golly gosh darn it darn got it
- 3:06hot damn I'm getting jacked by against
- 3:07it
- 3:09nothing this exciting never happened to
- 3:10me
- 3:11am I on TV
- 3:14this ain't how we do things here
- 3:16hey I got no beef with you mister
- 3:19you won't get far mister
- 3:22get your paws off of me
- 3:24what in holy tarnation
- 3:27I knew you was trouble
- 3:29this ain't the city mister
- 3:31hey you're supposed to take the bus
- 3:34will I tell Josie Lee about this
- 3:38if I pause the sheriff
- 3:40I'm gonna feather you
- 3:43come back here Mister you hear me
- 3:46you won't get far mister
- 3:48call the sheriff
- 3:50somebody get me Marcia Brody
- 3:53pa pa
- 3:55somebody blast that boy
- 3:57some city boy don't stole my car
- 4:01Betsy he's gonna take him Betsy
- 4:04I'm getting my shotgun in my hounds
- 4:07gonna track you down boy
- 4:10kill me if I lose the car
- 4:12nice try city slicker
- 4:15I got you like a possum bottle tail
- 4:19I can't let you do that mister
- 4:21get out modular
- 4:23you ain't getting away with this
- 4:25the Lord don't take Colin a snap mister
- 4:28You'll wish you stayed in the city
- 4:31you should have stayed in the slums
- 4:33I'm gonna whoop your ass boy
- 4:35you think you're a man of the world huh
- 4:38nothing dirty now just straight boxing
- 4:41should have stayed home
- 4:43Bring It On Let's see what you got
- 4:45come on let's see what you got
- 4:47come on now give me some
- 4:50he's gone Loco
- 4:52holy hawk
- 4:54it's open season
- 4:56time to dump the Run
- 4:58I'm coming back for you mister
- 5:00don't think you done got away with this
- 5:03you're looking ain't got no gun mister
- 5:06I'm outgunting out of here
- 5:09holy moly
- 5:10watch it
- 5:12jeez
- 5:13oh Lord
- 5:15crazy possum
- 5:17oh possum
- 5:19what the heck
- 5:21whoa
- 5:23darn it
- 5:24Jesus
- 5:26dang it whoa
- 5:28out of there missy
- 5:30howdy little missy
- 5:32well hello
- 5:34hey there Purdy
- 5:36mister
- 5:38howdy
- 5:39how you doing boss
- 5:41hey buddy
- 5:43goodbye Ma'am
- 5:45y'all come back now
- 5:47y'all come back now you're here
- 5:49bye bye pretty little thing
- 5:52play around
- 5:54bye now
- 5:55time to go
- 5:57I got a scoop
- 5:59have a good one
- 6:01so long amigo
- 6:03you're like a bear with a short head
- 6:05grumpy City attitude
- 6:07okay not Buster nothing
- 6:10you've been living in a city too long
- 6:12and we all got time to chew
- 6:15hey no need to spit your teeth
- 6:18must be busy or something
- 6:20just passing the time of day
- 6:23yeah makes me want her
- 6:25oh yeah it's wank y'all
- 6:28yep perp near but not plume
- 6:30uh-uh no good thing about it
- 6:33yeah it's pretty miserable
- 6:35yeah better than a pig's hole
- 6:38yep makes me cry with joy
- 6:41yeah sure is vicious fish
- 6:43oh yeah you betcha
- 6:46you could take that to the bank
- 6:48no it ain't Godly
- 6:51no I ain't
- 6:52no and I ain't gonna neither
- 6:55hell no forget about it
- 6:58no hell no
- 7:00I ain't interested
- 7:02don't make me no never mind no how
- 7:05you're talking hogwash boy
- 7:08you're just full of
- 7:11you tub of
- 7:13they're alive through them teeth
- 7:15you've seen Josie Lee's ass
- 7:18been to the hold down this year
- 7:20have you seen the Sun rise today
- 7:23tried Kelly Marie's boom shine
- 7:25all I know is that two-headed goats a
- 7:27bad sign
- 7:29this weather brings out the snakes
- 7:31blood moon just means one thing trouble
- 7:34needle scooted right off my CD
- 7:37somebody let the cows out the barn
- 7:40I'd see that there are things good you
- 7:42hear
- 7:43good season for themselves
- 7:46fine might have fine that's all I'm
- 7:47saying
- 7:48good to see the sheriff blocking up the
- 7:50embarments
- 7:52Florida that was close
- 7:54I got the rapture
- 7:57like Lazarus in the good book
- 7:59golly what a plum shame
- 8:02oh my oh my
- 8:05God done gone and died
- 8:08heavens
- 8:09it ain't getting up from that
- 8:12rock candy rock candy rock candy
- 8:15pot of roofing pitch
- 8:17Josie lilacs hickory smoked bacon
- 8:20wear that smoke jerky where the hell's a
- 8:23polar tenderloin
- 8:25look at this fancy smelling stuff
- 8:27hell ain't never seen a CD before
- 8:30and some pig gut prophylactic sir
- 8:33put it on a Farm's bill please
- 8:36I got it now I'll carry it in a poke
- 8:39I'll tell Ma you asked after her
- 8:41oh gee I ain't good with numbers
- 8:44you ain't from around here are you
- 8:46mister
- 8:47could have stuck your thumb out like
- 8:48normal folks
- 8:50crazy coup
- 8:52where are you taking me mister
- 8:54I ain't joining no crazy cult
- 8:57easy with the stick there mister
- 9:00just drop me off at the store
- 9:02that guy went in that Grandma
About this transcript
This page contains the full transcript of GTA SA Ped Quotes - Cowboy Farmer (Countryside) by Swanbiff Gaming, generated from the public captions YouTube serves with the video. The transcript has 1,143 words across 230 segments, with the original timestamps preserved so you can click any line to jump to that moment in the embedded player.
What you can do with it
Use the transcript to take notes, quote the speaker, build a study guide, generate a summary with ChatGPT or Claude via the YouTube Summary tool, or export it as a timed subtitle file with YouTube to SRT. You can also re-open it in the transcriber to choose a caption track available on the video.
Free YouTube transcript tool
YouTube2Text is a free YouTube transcript generator — no signup, no daily limit. Paste any YouTube link and get the full transcript instantly, with timestamps, click-to-jump, caption language selection, AI prompts for ChatGPT, Claude, and Gemini, and exports to TXT, SRT, VTT, or Markdown.